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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This.
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Speaker 3: To a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time,
Speaker 3: Orange County punk rock getting radicaled.
Speaker 4: What in the thunderbowl asterisk is happening here?
Speaker 5: Let's go, honey, dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait is that Adam ER's at the board?
Speaker 2: Honey? That was me, dude. I just went to the
Speaker 2: Yonce concert, yes, this past weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah radical?
Speaker 2: Is that from the concert?
Speaker 4: I thought that was from a Kanye song.
Speaker 2: That's I just heard a lot of a lot of
Speaker 2: men saying that. Oh I didn't.
Speaker 3: There's seventy thousand at Sofi Stadium. There were seventy thousand people. Okay,
Speaker 3: if I had to guess, fifty five thousand of them
Speaker 3: were gay men in assles chaps, Here we go go,
Speaker 3: and I don't think that's much of an exaggeration. Wait, okay, wait,
Speaker 3: ass list chaps. Well, first of all, chaps are ass lists.
Speaker 3: All chaps are as rice.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 2: But then it's what you.
Speaker 3: Wear underneath them, and no one was wearing just denim jeans. Look,
Speaker 3: that's not what they were wearing.
Speaker 4: It's it's always a good time to go into abdvine
Speaker 4: Land where the fifty thousand people wearing ascid chaps and
Speaker 4: you want to see it just for the sake of
Speaker 4: like what, what's still probably pretty funny. How many assles
Speaker 4: chaps did you see?
Speaker 2: Hundreds?
Speaker 3: Hundreds, if not thousands, really hundreds of assless chaps.
Speaker 4: These men are wearing.
Speaker 3: Thongs, thousands, I would say, what everyone.
Speaker 4: And this is because she's like a cowgirl.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3: Yes, a lot of a lot of thongs, a lot
Speaker 3: of short It was like a cowboys. I didn't even
Speaker 3: know it was a couple of things. Chloe's Like, we
Speaker 3: got tickets. It was awesome. Yeah, Allo the clothing brand
Speaker 3: they invited us into their like sweet hello, Yes, and
Speaker 3: we got to go for free. It was super cool.
Speaker 3: Saw Beyonce our our our drive on pass was so good.
Speaker 3: Dudes that on the drive in are on the exit
Speaker 3: out of the stadium, because we parked underneath the stadium.
Speaker 3: We saw Beyonce there you go, just hanging out in
Speaker 3: the hallway. That's pretty elite level parking. But did she
Speaker 3: have Chaps on at that point? She didn't, but she
Speaker 3: did at one point.
Speaker 2: Pretty great, Oh cool, but it was.
Speaker 3: It was amazing and I think she did like five
Speaker 3: shows there, so there's seventy thousand people there every night.
Speaker 3: I wonder if it was just the Sunday night show
Speaker 3: that was the banger that had all the ass list Chaps,
Speaker 3: or if every night and made.
Speaker 4: Go right, maybe it was Chaps night.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize there was.
Speaker 3: That many gay men in Los Angeles or honey or
Speaker 3: did they all come and then they came several nights
Speaker 3: grass they came, they all came, They all came.
Speaker 4: Did you did you offer anybody your chapstick everybody's coming?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 4: You're not an alloy you say hey, if you want,
Speaker 4: I got a I got a chapstick for you.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't do that. That would be yeah,
Speaker 2: that'd be weird.
Speaker 4: How many more nights you have? There might be another
Speaker 4: night you can go?
Speaker 3: But it was it was a hell of a show.
Speaker 3: I'll give it up to BEYONCEA.
Speaker 4: What is your Beyonce song? Your favorite one?
Speaker 2: Which I couldn't. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Hum hum. The one.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe all the single lad because that's the
Speaker 3: one that I kind of know, But she didn't do that.
Speaker 3: She did all the ones good right, She did all
Speaker 3: the ones from this new album, the Cowboy Carter Album,
Speaker 3: and I didn't know a single song.
Speaker 2: I was really lost.
Speaker 3: I was kind of excited because the last time I
Speaker 3: saw Beyonce it was her and jay Z and they
Speaker 3: did the duel show. And I'm like, oh, jay Z,
Speaker 3: what is she doing going with jay Z? He's got
Speaker 3: all these bangers. He's gonna blow her off the stage.
Speaker 3: That's not what happened at all. I was way off base.
Speaker 3: Beyonce was the headliner, yeah, and and jay Z was
Speaker 3: like people were like, oh god, he's here. I guess
Speaker 3: he's the opening act. Yeah, but this was just Beyonce.
Speaker 3: She put on a hell of a show. Didn't know
Speaker 3: a single song, but she didn't.
Speaker 4: She was just like just kept dancing. Now you'll know
Speaker 4: this one. Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: The microphone to the audience, it's like like you've been
Speaker 2: doing the whole show.
Speaker 3: It's like when you know, like bad rap acts where
Speaker 3: they're like we'll just be like oh and then and
Speaker 3: then the crowd is just doing their the whole hook
Speaker 3: of like Ashanti, who's not there because they couldn't afford
Speaker 3: her to.
Speaker 4: Go and well they catch their breath.
Speaker 2: Sure, yes, yes, the features not that.
Speaker 4: Who could afford a shanty?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 4: I hope she's charging a lot at this point.
Speaker 2: I bet we could afford on the cruise.
Speaker 4: She come to the cruise, right, dude, If she came
Speaker 4: on the cruise.
Speaker 2: Someone's coming out. Yeah, yeah, I bet we might. We might. Anyways,
Speaker 2: it'd be bring out any features, like were there any
Speaker 2: surprise guests?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: And the annoying thing was is the big surprise was
Speaker 3: that her daughter was just their dancing ivy. Of course
Speaker 3: she was good, but it felt like and she was
Speaker 3: perfectly fine. I don't mean to like shit on a
Speaker 3: teen girl.
Speaker 2: It just felt like.
Speaker 3: She didn't seem like a professional dancer like the other
Speaker 3: dancers are you know not? You know how the dancers
Speaker 3: give they put a little tude on the moves. You
Speaker 3: could know the moves.
Speaker 2: But dancers are like for those watching on YouTube, they're hitting,
Speaker 2: they're hitting it, they're sticking it. Got got got We're
Speaker 2: just kind of like shaking your head a little more.
Speaker 3: I'm not a professional dancer, Blake I'm saying this is
Speaker 3: you can imagine what they're doing.
Speaker 4: Adam. I hate to break it to you, Adam. You
Speaker 4: are are You've been paid to.
Speaker 2: Dance kind of a pro. I've seen you walk the Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess I am kind of.
Speaker 4: Do you think your body fell apart from just being
Speaker 4: a profession nor walking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, my hips are still quaking from
Speaker 3: the Jennifer Hudson Spirit Tunnel.
Speaker 2: My God. By the way, uh, Beyonce keep going.
Speaker 3: Three separate times I was complimented on the Spirit Walk.
Speaker 4: No Ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that was the demo. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: and I didn't walk around. I was just in the booth.
Speaker 3: But but they people could like kind of walk past
Speaker 3: and I'd get spot in. They're like, oh, I love
Speaker 3: your Spirit Walk tunnel, honey, and I'm like, yeah, thanks,
Speaker 3: girl friend.
Speaker 2: It was sick. It was actually ton of fun. It
Speaker 2: sounds really cool. Blake would love it. Blake would love it.
Speaker 4: I would so Blue Ivy. We're kind of in a
Speaker 4: bring your daughter to work day world, right, Like Elon's
Speaker 4: bringing his kid on the shoulders into the Oval office
Speaker 4: to talk about nukes.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. Yeah, really, I guess I just.
Speaker 4: Feel like it's kind of we're in that moment where
Speaker 4: it's like, was.
Speaker 2: He the one that's when he would like went to
Speaker 2: Donald Trump the little kid and he's like, we're going
Speaker 2: to be president soon. He like kept telling him said
Speaker 2: that the little child. Oh really, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was a cool interaction.
Speaker 4: That's dope.
Speaker 2: That's cool and scary and probably true. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was wild.
Speaker 3: Then they brought it just felt like she was doing
Speaker 3: TikTok dances blue white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what that makes sense? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is she getting paid for that? You think or you
Speaker 4: think Mom's just like come on.
Speaker 2: Out, No, I bet she's getting paid.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing sons and daughters and like commercials a lot
Speaker 4: now where it's like, also, my son's gonna be standing
Speaker 4: right here while I do the commercial, and you're gonna
Speaker 4: give him two hundred grand?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no reason you have to give him. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: couple hundred grand exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, but that seems kind of genius, though.
Speaker 4: Like what are we doing? I mean I don't know,
Speaker 4: I'm like, cool, cool, great, you're just getting extra extra checks.
Speaker 2: They're they're paying for their own college. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess I guess. So it depends on if the
Speaker 2: kid wants to do that.
Speaker 3: Don't make your kid go in front of seventy thousand
Speaker 3: people had so far if they don't want to do
Speaker 3: true TikTok dances.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was a little frigid up there. I
Speaker 3: liked it more when they brought the younger daughter up
Speaker 3: and then she just was geeked. She was just like
Speaker 3: she was just like wavy and like we and I
Speaker 3: was like, that's that's more fun. This other girl was
Speaker 3: like going to work. I'm like, oh, but but then
Speaker 3: it wasn't. She wasn't doing that great job better than
Speaker 3: I could do, better than I could do.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I think I saw her at the halftime
Speaker 2: show of like a Cowboys game or something, and she
Speaker 2: did she did all right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was that the the Netflix did a big Netflix football
Speaker 3: game at Christmas time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which was insane? Is that what this concert is
Speaker 2: is basically that that show like Thotflix. I didn't I
Speaker 2: didn't watch that show. I didn't watch that.
Speaker 3: But no, but yes, if they were all in assless
Speaker 3: chaps and cowboy hats, assless.
Speaker 2: Chaps, yeah, they were.
Speaker 3: I remember Chloe was like ready to go to the
Speaker 3: concert and she was just wearing a cowboy hat. And
Speaker 3: every once in a while Chloe will make a big
Speaker 3: swing hat wise and wear a big dumb hat, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I hate nig dum has.
Speaker 2: They're my least favorite. I know, you really, do you
Speaker 2: hate a dumb hat? Yeah, dude, a dumb hat.
Speaker 4: And you've seen the SNL's catch correct, No I haven't.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a whole big dumb hat SNL sketch where
Speaker 4: it's like, when you're like a woman of a certain age,
Speaker 4: you just need a big dumb hat.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, great minds because we're borrowing from them. Yeah apparently, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I uh, that doesn't feel. It just bothers me. That's
Speaker 3: a small dumb hat. Small dumb hats are fine. It's
Speaker 3: when they it blocks the view of people and you're
Speaker 3: going to an event and you're like, well, I can't
Speaker 3: even see even if you're out at a bar, So.
Speaker 4: We're not going to see you at the derby anytime soon,
Speaker 4: or you're gonna be taking people's hats off.
Speaker 3: Well that's for big dumb hat. That's what the event
Speaker 3: is for. I didn't know that this was a cowboy thing.
Speaker 3: I didn't know this was a cowboy thing. So I
Speaker 3: see Chloe in this hat and I go, oh no,
Speaker 3: I go, oh no, honey, I was getting into a character.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, honey, you gotta take that off. No,
Speaker 3: and she, uh wait, she did, and then I got
Speaker 3: there and then I felt bad because she was the
Speaker 3: only girl without a dumb cowboy yet.
Speaker 4: And did she give you ship? And who was she?
Speaker 2: Like? Told you yeah, yes essentially. And you said you
Speaker 2: were getting into characters? So were you pretending to be
Speaker 2: a gay man the whole time during the concert? And
Speaker 2: what do you mean by getting into character? I was
Speaker 2: Kelvin Jemstone.
Speaker 3: It was the night of the Okay, fair Enough series
Speaker 3: finale of Gemstone, So I was Kelvin Jimstone.
Speaker 2: I win his character.
Speaker 4: Two.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Character, Blake. Would you go to a not would you like?
Speaker 4: What would get you to a Beyonce concert?
Speaker 2: Oh? Very easily. If I was guaranteed some Destiny Child songs,
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 4: Go right or some Alo pants.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what happened. It was that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: I know, That's why you know. And also if it
Speaker 2: was free, I would go. Yeah, the seats were but
Speaker 2: undeniably sick. It was. It was very, very unreal.
Speaker 3: The big shout out to Alo, Yeah, send us some
Speaker 3: pants or shirts or it's al O Alo.
Speaker 4: Our Dick's look, Blake. What would be your what would
Speaker 4: be your Beyonce jam that would get you out of
Speaker 4: your seat?
Speaker 5: Hmmm?
Speaker 2: I like her song Kitty Cat. It's kind of a
Speaker 2: deep cut, but I really like that song. It's really good,
Speaker 2: has a good beat. Click, it's pretty good. You lose,
Speaker 2: there's a few. Uh, what's the one? Surfboard? That one's
Speaker 2: pretty good. See.
Speaker 3: If she just did the greatest hits, that it would
Speaker 3: have been a phenomenal show. I understand you gotta you
Speaker 3: gotta take the new album for for a spin. But
Speaker 3: but just as a person who's not going to go
Speaker 3: to many Beyonce concerts in his life, I wanted to
Speaker 3: hear the hits.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: That's why it's great when a band or a artist
Speaker 3: gets a little older and they just know that you
Speaker 3: have to You could do a few songs from the
Speaker 3: new album, but then it really has to be hits
Speaker 3: or else people revolt for the moms and dads. I
Speaker 3: think people just love Beyonce too much that she she's
Speaker 3: allowed to just do At three hours, she's surrounded by
Speaker 3: yes people.
Speaker 2: At the end of the concert, like the encore, she
Speaker 2: didn't go through like a medley of like, oh.
Speaker 3: Dude, she did a medley and I'm like, okay, here
Speaker 3: we go. It lasted five minutes. It was like thirty
Speaker 3: seconds per song and I'm like this, what are we
Speaker 3: doing here?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: No, she was like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. Child. That is next no Mills, Bill's Mills,
Speaker 2: no more no no no no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 4: Is that her best song? By the way, yeah, y y,
Speaker 4: I mean it's it's great.
Speaker 3: Bring up some Beyonce greatest hits.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a very fun show, dude. A lot of
Speaker 3: male ass Jakes Blake Blake would have loved it.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Uh well, come on check up
Speaker 2: on it. This one was really good.
Speaker 4: I'll say, a song that really gets me going and.
Speaker 2: Missus Destiny okay, like you can't. Well it's listed as beance,
Speaker 2: But dude, I'm a Destiny's child.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 2: That's how she got me. That's how I'll always remember her.
Speaker 4: I just you're a Destiny's child grown up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a destiny grown up that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you got any from as her spin
Speaker 3: as Foxy Cleopatra.
Speaker 2: In my library? No, but I could definitely search Apple Music.
Speaker 2: Please hold. You want the first fifteen seconds of the
Speaker 2: number one song?
Speaker 4: We want? No, we don't want the first we want
Speaker 4: the best, most recognizable fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't know. I also don't
Speaker 2: know this one. I don't know that. Here's the second one.
Speaker 4: Oh to the left is the one to the left,
Speaker 4: to the left.
Speaker 2: Wait, this one's pretty good.
Speaker 4: And Halo, Oh yeah, yep, you must not know about dude.
Speaker 3: If you play this song, ride in to create six
Speaker 3: feet from the edge, there's not a dry eye in
Speaker 3: the house. Well it slip that, yeah, Create, You're right,
Speaker 3: get them going.
Speaker 4: I want to kill yourself. And then you're like, no,
Speaker 4: you know what you to the left?
Speaker 2: You just yes, that's right. She does make some pretty
Speaker 2: powerful tracks. She makes them a race rock for sure.
Speaker 4: She's the real deal. Halo, it was a real deal.
Speaker 2: She's a real freaking deal. I just played you. This
Speaker 2: makes you salute Angel.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be when I win the presidential race.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be the song I like put my hand
Speaker 4: on the bible to this is.
Speaker 2: When you're what did we call you the Rancho cucamong dude?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 4: What did we city councilman, dude, saity counsel. I think
Speaker 4: we talked about.
Speaker 3: His like arc for seven seasons. You couldn't remember city councilman, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not on the tip my tongue. I
Speaker 2: just I I needed a little help.
Speaker 4: Well, my favorite thing about that was that it clearly
Speaker 4: should have been city council dude. But we were like,
Speaker 4: it's funnier to have it be worse here to.
Speaker 2: Fuck it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that was a choice. That was
Speaker 3: a lot of our shows. It was funnier for it
Speaker 3: to be worse. Man.
Speaker 2: Oh the good old Well.
Speaker 4: I saw Blake the other night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yes we did see each other.
Speaker 4: Where did I see you? Blake?
Speaker 3: Was that out and about randomly because that's the best
Speaker 3: or was it?
Speaker 2: You guys knew none? Yeah, you know, I.
Speaker 4: Have a thing on my phone, so that can't happen.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, get close and you're with that one hundred yards.
Speaker 4: I've flipped so many bitches in my car because of that.
Speaker 2: I've been like, got me loaded.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hell, but no, where did I see you? Blazer?
Speaker 2: We went and saw the somewhat premiere of Jillian Bell's
Speaker 2: movies called The Friends and Family. Yeah, the Friends and Family.
Speaker 4: Summer of six sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, summer of sixty nine, dudes.
Speaker 4: And guess what it's about? Exactly that sixty nine?
Speaker 2: A nice it is? Yeah? I was actually really hyped there.
Speaker 2: There is no doubt about it is. It's all sixty
Speaker 2: nine all the time. That's so much for you, No,
Speaker 2: I look, I can never get enough. Did you guys
Speaker 2: enjoy the film? Honest critique?
Speaker 4: I did super funny. Yeah, it's great, super funny movie.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, I'm hyped on it.
Speaker 4: She did a great job. She looked great on the night.
Speaker 4: I thought she was Florence Pug when I saw her.
Speaker 4: I got it. The Thunderbowl asterisk is happening?
Speaker 2: Here? Is it Pug like the dog?
Speaker 4: Ya? How do you pronounce it? Poog?
Speaker 2: I thought it was pug puw pug?
Speaker 4: And you Blake one more. I feel like every week
Speaker 4: I have to explain to Blake that this is a
Speaker 4: comedy podcast.
Speaker 2: I know, but also you have to unpack it because
Speaker 2: listeners at home go this fucking guy just called her
Speaker 2: pug And these guys aren't correct, so at every angle here.
Speaker 3: Well and also, by the way, dude, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to pronounce I just did the Tonight Show last
Speaker 3: week with her, and I did.
Speaker 2: And you called her pug.
Speaker 3: I didn't know how to pronounce it. I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to say her first and last name, but
Speaker 3: I was backstage.
Speaker 4: It's Florence pooshe cuge.
Speaker 2: Well, where is she from? What's her country of origin?
Speaker 2: Do we know that?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: No? And I take that back. I did Kelly and
Speaker 2: Mark with her, not.
Speaker 4: The Tonight Show, okay, and.
Speaker 3: That's Kelly Rippa. Yeah, Kelly Rippa. She's ripped, dude, And
Speaker 3: so is Mark. I will say I kind of towered
Speaker 3: over them a little bit, and I was so excited.
Speaker 3: Mark is not a big name of the Mark is
Speaker 3: not a big name.
Speaker 4: That doesn't shock you.
Speaker 2: I bet he weighs one hundred and fifty pounds. You
Speaker 2: need another four inches. That's crazy. Yeah, saying Mark is
Speaker 2: her husband? This is an a c slater, right who?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2: Fucking she were we talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, if I didn't know better, i'd say, you're racist, bro,
Speaker 3: You're that's I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear. I was still fucking fuming over mispronounced.
Speaker 2: You said, who's Mark Mario Lopez? No, you said, who's
Speaker 2: Mark A Slater?
Speaker 4: What did you say?
Speaker 2: Who is this person? Mark?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: I didn't hear you?
Speaker 4: Please? He's the husband and co host of Kelly Reppo.
Speaker 3: It's Kelly and Mark is the name. It used to
Speaker 3: be like Regis and Kelly, and then it was you know, okay,
Speaker 3: and then now it's been a variation of this same
Speaker 3: show for like thirty years. And she's She's fantastic, fantastic,
Speaker 3: very nice woman.
Speaker 2: They're small, very small.
Speaker 4: That's regious, wasn't it Regis and Kelly for a while?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that.
Speaker 4: Regis was something else.
Speaker 2: Huh, Oh, we can.
Speaker 4: Give them all the flowers?
Speaker 2: Is he gone? He gone? He gone?
Speaker 4: He did what he was old as fun. He was
Speaker 4: super old and.
Speaker 3: Like, hell, act like you know who that is? Oh,
Speaker 3: because it's a white you know who he is?
Speaker 4: Blake?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Region? What the hell? Because who wants
Speaker 2: to be a millionaire's that was a game changer? Remember
Speaker 2: when fucking that rule? So damn it was. It was
Speaker 2: all these things. Remember when that was appointment television, A
Speaker 2: damn game show.
Speaker 4: Spell umbrella.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it again. I think I think I'm doing it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: They asked me to do it, and I could pick
Speaker 3: a co host. Do either of you really want to
Speaker 3: do it? It sounds I've been talking to Isaac about it.
Speaker 3: What the hell I didn't get a call.
Speaker 4: It sounds like I'm available.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, it looks like you're not it, Blake.
Speaker 4: Sorry, but the whole thing comes down to having a
Speaker 4: holding a two shot of two people, Blake, and your
Speaker 4: hair just can't it just can't fit fit the frame.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, that's so I can tie it back, tie
Speaker 2: it back?
Speaker 4: WHOA where'd you pull that from? Just now?
Speaker 2: I think I had it When we were on tour.
Speaker 2: That was when we would go to like answering audience
Speaker 2: questions oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, or or that that funny bit of
Speaker 3: trying to just put the spotlight on Kyle and having
Speaker 3: him like answer a question and be like.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like this, man, man, I don't
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 4: I hate being up here. But about to break dance
Speaker 4: for ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sing a whole Selena song. But I hate,
Speaker 2: I hate.
Speaker 3: I like when Kyle gets nervous, he just resorts to
Speaker 3: break dancing real quick.
Speaker 2: M Yeah, he's the best thing. I love him.
Speaker 4: Uh, Adam, are you good? Off of those noises? I'm
Speaker 4: fine now.
Speaker 2: Remember when they followed who wants to be a Millionaire?
Speaker 2: Up with fucking you are the weakest link? Goodbye, goodbye?
Speaker 4: It was just game. Where did they find that bitch?
Speaker 2: Tom?
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude that oh she was. It was big
Speaker 3: in the UK and she came over and she remember her?
Speaker 2: She was so hot.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if your job was just being a
Speaker 4: fucking bitch?
Speaker 2: That is hot white meat right there. Maybe that's Blake's favorite. Hello,
Speaker 2: I love a white grandma. She looked like.
Speaker 3: Barbara from Shark Tank, you know what I'm saying, very similar.
Speaker 4: By old small white, old.
Speaker 3: Small white with short hair. She was fantastic.
Speaker 2: We used to do a thing in high school where
Speaker 2: we would, you know, get raced to beat off. You
Speaker 2: couldn't get off the fastest. Yeah, you are the weakest, sleep.
Speaker 4: Blake Anderson once again.
Speaker 2: Uh no, Blake, No.
Speaker 3: We would sit in a car and hot box.
Speaker 4: What did you do with your dick?
Speaker 3: Hot box with each other, okay, and then whoever had
Speaker 3: to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a
Speaker 3: bit of being like you are the weakest smoke goodbye,
Speaker 3: And it was our favorite.
Speaker 2: I want to be friends with you. You would have
Speaker 2: been the weakest smoke every every time. So what I'm
Speaker 2: still having fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 4: What does that look like? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: What does that look like? Very shag of downing.
Speaker 4: You can't just keep smoking.
Speaker 2: I can. Some people cannot. Some people I think wig
Speaker 2: out or freak out. Mm hmm, yeah, start to get
Speaker 2: a little paranoid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean in hindsight, because you're kicking them out
Speaker 4: in a moving vehicle.
Speaker 3: In hindsight, it was a lot of like right outside
Speaker 3: a party and we're just hot botxing the shit out
Speaker 3: of a car, making it more of a I sort
Speaker 3: like the neighbors are not only is there a party
Speaker 3: happening now, like smoke is seeping from underneath the car.
Speaker 4: You're doing everything you can to get the police to show.
Speaker 3: Up, to get police to show up, and then and
Speaker 3: then we're just inside this car for like three hours
Speaker 3: in the middle of the party. And then Jesus come
Speaker 3: back because you're no. One wants to be the weakest.
Speaker 3: Smoke goodbye, and so then you go back into the
Speaker 3: party and then all the fun stuff's happened. You're two stone.
Speaker 3: It kind of sucked in hindsight.
Speaker 4: But you see, this is like hands on a hard
Speaker 4: body situation.
Speaker 2: It really was. It really was legendary with that truck.
Speaker 4: That truck, that truck.
Speaker 2: Is that still available on any sort of streaming platform?
Speaker 4: That's got me on YouTube? Yeah? Sliding sliding the blake stems.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was a show. It was a documentary. Right,
Speaker 2: didn't someone die worse? Worse, worse than that, worse than death? Okay,
Speaker 2: what's worse than that? Murder? Brother, straight up murder? You
Speaker 2: don't remember.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's explain what hands on the hard body is.
Speaker 3: So hands on a hard body is you place your
Speaker 3: hand on a car and whoever if you accidentally go
Speaker 3: to scratch your nose and take your hand off the car,
Speaker 3: then you're out. And whoever can touch the car for
Speaker 3: the longest wins the car correct, and it lasts for days.
Speaker 4: Yes, so people are like hallucinating and like, are people
Speaker 4: like eating meals with one hand?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yes, so much so. That someone was like
Speaker 2: awake for so long that they ended up like just
Speaker 2: letting go of the car, walking straight to like the
Speaker 2: nearest department store just.
Speaker 4: Across across the parking lot to a Walmart, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, getting a gun and killed people. Yeah, went back
Speaker 2: and started shooting people so he could win the truck.
Speaker 2: Or he's just had it, had it enough. Snap. Maybe
Speaker 2: people were talking shit. Yeah, somebody was talking shit.
Speaker 4: I think he was like, what is my life? I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go kill people.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's a bummer. But it's a good documentary.
Speaker 2: It's really good, and we spoiled it, but you gotta
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to keep one hand on the truck.
Speaker 4: And I don't even think Blake got to this or
Speaker 4: anybody got to this. The one who has their hand
Speaker 4: on the truck the longest wins the truck.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's nice truck. Good, great, great, uh and
Speaker 3: it's a dope truck. It's all sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that contest doesn't happen anymore because of the
Speaker 2: brutality murder. Well, that's whack.
Speaker 3: It sucks that like one guy kills some people, like
Speaker 3: kids are still going to school, you know, and hm,
Speaker 3: that's true, A lot of.
Speaker 4: Kids are getting homeschool A lot of some kids are.
Speaker 2: At a lot of homeschoolers.
Speaker 3: Now, well, I remember that, uh that that contest. It
Speaker 3: was a radio contest where the guy is who could
Speaker 3: chug the most water and then he like explode.
Speaker 4: For like a sega genesis. Right, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: For something so stupid and that he died from drinking
Speaker 3: too much water. Yeah, I feel like we should. You
Speaker 3: could still have that contest.
Speaker 4: Was it a dude or a woman? I thought it
Speaker 4: was a woman trying to get a sega or something
Speaker 4: like that for her kid. Oh, it was a mom
Speaker 4: and her stomach exploded of milk or water.
Speaker 2: I would have a water chugging competition with you guys.
Speaker 4: Go for it.
Speaker 2: Dude. I don't think it was milk because you could
Speaker 2: only drink so much milk before your your body, uh
Speaker 2: it throws up.
Speaker 3: It was water because as a water drinking champion, I
Speaker 3: sort of related.
Speaker 2: To that face of circle. Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 4: It goes without saying I don't even mean to say it.
Speaker 3: Anna, who is our producer, told us right before this
Speaker 3: episode that she's checked out and she's checked doesn't care
Speaker 3: about our podcasts anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: She says that this episode is off to a great start.
Speaker 3: She cackled at Florence Pug So that's sweet of her.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, well, I think she might have sent that.
Speaker 4: She meant to send that to uh whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: his name is that she does the podcast.
Speaker 3: I remember bowen yangs she meant to send.
Speaker 2: It to bowen Yang. Yes, Anna also does produce Bowen
Speaker 2: Yang's podcast, Very funny podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now, producer, Anna, was it water? Was it milk?
Speaker 2: What it was? Water? It was water? You said it
Speaker 2: was milk. I said, I think human body can only
Speaker 2: contain so much water before it evacuates the body. It's
Speaker 2: like not even a thing, like you can't drink a
Speaker 2: certain amount of milk. Okay. The contesters called hold your
Speaker 2: Wii for a wee a wee wow. Yes, point though
Speaker 2: it killed somebody. Yes, I'm crazy. She died for a
Speaker 2: Nintendo week. It was an obsolete fucking gift at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but absolutely still works.
Speaker 2: Nobody has WI anymore.
Speaker 4: I we bowled yesterday.
Speaker 2: You did. What the fuck are you doing with your
Speaker 2: we fucking rocks? You're still we bowling, man, dude.
Speaker 4: We we about it, we bout it about it.
Speaker 2: We rocks.
Speaker 3: I remember when we when I first quit the Improv.
Speaker 3: I quit working at the Improv because someone came in
Speaker 3: and was essentially like I did the Montreal Comedy Festival,
Speaker 3: YadA YadA, and they were like, you can't be seen
Speaker 3: working the door at the Improv anymore. Uh, you have
Speaker 3: to get a job somewhere else. And I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it in comedy. I'm quitting and just
Speaker 3: gonna do comedy full steam. And that just meant I
Speaker 3: sat around the house until it's time to go to
Speaker 3: the comedy clubs and would do like one ten minute
Speaker 3: spot and that was my entire life. And so I
Speaker 3: would sit at home and play we bowling for eight
Speaker 3: hours a day, and then whoever had the day off
Speaker 3: would sit with me and smoke weed and play we
Speaker 3: and it was a fantastic existence.
Speaker 4: Those are the days we.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean this ship on. It'll be my take back, okay.
Speaker 2: We was legit like we sports be tennis, we golf,
Speaker 2: we bowling, wet it.
Speaker 4: We was a fascinating era. We the people where Nintendo
Speaker 4: was like, we're still here, We're still something. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: we're still standing.
Speaker 2: They're always going to be a factor. They just make
Speaker 2: a really great product.
Speaker 4: And are they twitch for switch switch?
Speaker 2: What a switch switch? Right?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I love my switch switch to.
Speaker 4: Switch switch ititch. I don't know what goodbye. I'm so removed.
Speaker 2: I need this switch too. I need this switch to.
Speaker 2: I think they just dropped it.
Speaker 4: What do you play on the switch?
Speaker 2: I play a lot of like they drop a lot
Speaker 2: of like old school games. And then yeah, I just
Speaker 2: you know, play lots of stuff.
Speaker 4: So no specifics.
Speaker 3: Thanks, yeah, thanks, You're great at podcasting.
Speaker 4: Just just name one, just name one? Uh, games from
Speaker 4: before are what I.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of what it makes me go?
Speaker 3: Like Blake's kind of posing about playing Nintendo.
Speaker 2: Like Smash Bros. Of course, right, like I have to
Speaker 2: that's a one one of the best.
Speaker 4: Why are you saying that so angrily?
Speaker 2: Do me to do? Name video games?
Speaker 4: Fucking Super Smash Brothers.
Speaker 2: Don't get call fucking Jesus.
Speaker 4: Are you waking out of my face?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: Interview over? Interview over.
Speaker 2: I just want to get to know you better, man,
Speaker 2: well the classics.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I just want to know my friends.
Speaker 2: We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years. Bro,
Speaker 2: you don't listen. Even if I said what I played,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't listen. You'd forget his was over. You forget
Speaker 2: his was over.
Speaker 3: Dude, we didn't know you had a dog named Pickles ever,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, is it Pickles?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you play Super Smash Brother.
Speaker 3: Weird that I have multiple friends with dog's name Pickles.
Speaker 3: You know, Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles. It's almost
Speaker 3: the exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog.
Speaker 3: Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles that's the
Speaker 3: same dog.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's science because people are unoriginal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't. I don't what causes you ton't
Speaker 2: name your dog, Adam?
Speaker 4: Let's have a set.
Speaker 2: Hey, shout out to all my Nintendo switchheads. Let me
Speaker 2: know if you got the Nintendo switch to.
Speaker 4: Switch hitters where my switch hitters at switch it batter
Speaker 4: up that that witch are rude down in Australia.
Speaker 2: But I think it's really hard to get the switch too,
Speaker 2: because you know, China isn't really fucking with us anymore
Speaker 2: and they're not sending it to parts.
Speaker 4: You're famous, figure it out. You're famous.
Speaker 2: You can just use some money so you'll do a commercial.
Speaker 4: You know I will.
Speaker 2: I will, Yeah, I'll do I'll do whatever they want.
Speaker 2: I'll do anything for Nintendo. Yeah, you'll do anything for is.
Speaker 3: You got to do things for like money sometimes and
Speaker 3: maybe get your manager if he's not asleep at the wheel, Isaac.
Speaker 3: And maybe because I remember when you did a billion
Speaker 3: commercials for Buzzball and they gave you zero dollars.
Speaker 2: It was no Adam. I did like two commercials for
Speaker 2: Buzzball and those were paid for it.
Speaker 4: But I figure that I'm referring to as finishing every
Speaker 4: podcast by slamming one off.
Speaker 2: Hey that was for me. That was for me.
Speaker 4: I can respect that. Yeah, it is. It is crazy, though,
Speaker 4: to be like to think back a year, two years,
Speaker 4: or maybe even just one year ago and being like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I see buzzballs around sometimes. I know what they are.
Speaker 4: They are absolutely everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Blake was the face.
Speaker 3: I think he made under three thousand dollars for all
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 4: Get your ten ninety nine out, get your W two.
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm the reason buzzballs are a thing.
Speaker 3: I think you played a huge role in it, and
Speaker 3: you definitely worth more than the three thousand dollars you
Speaker 3: were paid.
Speaker 2: You might be right now. They don't even answer. They
Speaker 2: don't respond to my dms. They're like mad at me.
Speaker 2: You know how they made that Lonzo buzzball like a
Speaker 2: basketball blue one and it was a Lonzo ball. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: like need that left me on fucking scene.
Speaker 4: Did they actually do one though, or was it just
Speaker 4: for like a one off?
Speaker 2: Thinks so I've never seen one in Preston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, That's what I'm saying is that they were like,
Speaker 4: we don't have any.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also they could hit you back saying, oh, Blake,
Speaker 3: we love you. We just made a one on one
Speaker 3: just for him as a promotional thing. But here's some product,
Speaker 3: like here's a T shirt so you could talk about it.
Speaker 3: They you did commercials for them, They paid you no money.
Speaker 2: You you wave.
Speaker 3: Their flags so high, very proud. Yeah, and then they
Speaker 3: ghosted you. I don't care if they're women or not.
Speaker 3: It's a women owned company.
Speaker 2: They fucking suck off. K Okay, they did my boy dirty.
Speaker 4: Also, kind of don't like them appropriating. They're appropriating balls.
Speaker 4: That's kind of our thing. Yeah, you know, get your own,
Speaker 4: be fair to them. Well, they could have called it
Speaker 4: you women have cans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have been cans, got cans, could have
Speaker 2: been to juice.
Speaker 4: That's great at them.
Speaker 2: The pad bag I would drink. I would drink tit juice.
Speaker 2: It would it gets you fucked up.
Speaker 3: Maybe we come out with a with our liqueur and
Speaker 3: it's tit juice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, men own for men, men owned titty bag.
Speaker 4: And is it like a wine cooler?
Speaker 2: I'm drunk? Now what is it? It could be well whatever,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's whatever slop.
Speaker 3: Workshop it We'll get like a whatever slop I mean
Speaker 3: if it's yeah, it could be I mean, if we're
Speaker 3: following Buzzball's playbook, it could be literal poison, the worst
Speaker 3: tasting beverage of all time.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: Should we get a little squirt of what's the like
Speaker 4: little square breast milk, the real good breast milk. What's
Speaker 4: that one called the liquid gold?
Speaker 3: Oh uh, it's like it starts with the seas we've
Speaker 3: tore some We've talked about it before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where it comes out like yellow.
Speaker 4: Did we did? We did a little squirt of that
Speaker 4: little squirt what could be called little squirt liquid gold?
Speaker 2: Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware that, yeah,
Speaker 2: but little you.
Speaker 3: Have a little, a little I'm gonna soda and call
Speaker 3: it a little little Coca cola, little pep colostrum.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Tom just came in with colostrum. Yes, colostrum.
Speaker 2: Way to get there to my boy with the colostrum
Speaker 2: from the.
Speaker 4: Hey, anything that's got strum. This musician is all about it.
Speaker 2: Hey, yes boy, Yes, fine, we're just connecting dots that
Speaker 2: maybe don't even need to be connected.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Hey, I want I do want to shout out buzzballs
Speaker 2: because they do do a month where they they highlight
Speaker 2: testicular cancer. Okay, so they so does everyone.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm sick of putting these fucking companies on this
Speaker 3: high horse, on this pedestal and then just because and
Speaker 3: then they one time, once once a year, they go,
Speaker 3: hey guys have ball cancer, and suddenly we have to
Speaker 3: think they're a good company. I don't.
Speaker 2: They did my boy dirty.
Speaker 3: They made him no money, he waved the flag super high.
Speaker 3: They fucking they are leaving him on scene.
Speaker 2: It's sounds true. That's hurtful.
Speaker 4: They on scene, leave you on scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that hurts.
Speaker 3: After all you've done for them, pushing the brand forward.
Speaker 3: Now they're taking all.
Speaker 2: Of your sweat act equity and they're cashing.
Speaker 4: In, Baby, sweaty sweaty ass equity.
Speaker 3: Sweaty ass equity and they're cashing in.
Speaker 2: I'm pissed now, dude. Yeah, okay, Wow, why aren't you
Speaker 2: my manager? What the fuck I should be? I honestly,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't miss now.
Speaker 3: I tell Isaac all the time what a great manager
Speaker 3: I think I would be. I think he would be
Speaker 3: excellent if I didn't also have to.
Speaker 2: Do the whole other side of the job. Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me tell you how much of a nightmare
Speaker 4: of a of a manager you would be. What's that
Speaker 4: you imagine? Like you go in like on set and
Speaker 4: then Adam comes in as your manager and just starts
Speaker 4: dancing and like doing and doing essentially a stand up dude.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't replace me in no, Yeah, everything I did.
Speaker 4: Adam would be like, know your lines and you go,
Speaker 4: where are you? I think you're Are you trying to
Speaker 4: usurped dude?
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just mouthing your lines all right? Off?
Speaker 2: Yeah screen, dude, dude, dude, you should say this. You
Speaker 2: should say this.
Speaker 4: You gotta go sit down, You're in my no.
Speaker 3: See, I would if I was Okay, I fair point.
Speaker 3: That is a fair point. But if I ever happened
Speaker 3: to Who's singing Who's singing, I were to be a manager,
Speaker 3: I would then be playing the role of the manager,
Speaker 3: and the role of the manager doesn't do that ship Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I like and if I know what a role of
Speaker 3: a manager is by looking at Isaac, he's over at Crafty. Uh,
Speaker 3: he's telling people he had a thought in his brain.
Speaker 4: He not wearing underwear.
Speaker 2: He's talking about.
Speaker 3: Bands from when he was young, and then mentioning where
Speaker 3: Orange County is in proximity to where he is.
Speaker 4: My favorite band is Absolute Crisis.
Speaker 2: Huh. The Descendants, they're the best.
Speaker 4: Gotta take your word for it. I guess that was
Speaker 4: a band.
Speaker 2: Punk rock getting radical.
Speaker 3: The best band is a band called Off.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Henry Realms spit in my mouth one time.
Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 3: I went to a house party and Gwen Steffani was
Speaker 3: there one time, Orange County punk Rock getting Radical.
Speaker 2: You are the weakest Lincoln, So yeah, I think I
Speaker 2: would be a pretty good manager. Yeah you would. Thank you,
Speaker 2: Thank you for standing up for me. By the way,
Speaker 2: I have a feeling maybe Buzzballs will be in the DMS.
Speaker 3: I hope so, I hope so because you love it.
Speaker 3: They're trash, but you love it, and I don't want
Speaker 3: their dirty money. Okay, that's for you. That's for my
Speaker 3: boy Blake, because he loves it. And people of Blake's ilk,
Speaker 3: what is what right of Blake's ilk?
Speaker 2: They love it.
Speaker 4: I wonder why they don't fuck it Blake anymore.
Speaker 2: It's going on here. Water trash, people of Blake's silk.
Speaker 2: They love this. Poisoned water.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, poisoned juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah so okay, Well I think I hopefully that set
Speaker 2: the record straight with them.
Speaker 4: You did come over to Easter at my house, a
Speaker 4: Easter egg hunt with a full buzzball.
Speaker 2: Well, now it's a tradition.
Speaker 4: Guess who almost cashed it?
Speaker 2: Oh you did. Later that day, I.
Speaker 4: Got I got litt. I woke up with the craziest
Speaker 4: like my teeth the next morning.
Speaker 2: Was Emma pumped on that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's because you don't brush your teeth. If you
Speaker 3: brush your teeth that night, then you could.
Speaker 4: Hay oh never know. Yeah, uh no, it did me
Speaker 4: right though. It was a big biggie margherita, which isn't awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are biggies, the tequila rita, the limerita.
Speaker 3: No, the margaritas are they're okay if you put it
Speaker 3: over ice.
Speaker 2: If you put it you gotta get it real cold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so cold.
Speaker 3: You don't really taste what it tastes like. You know
Speaker 3: how you can get something so ice cold? That's like
Speaker 3: whenever they're like, oh, actually, vodka shots are pretty smooth.
Speaker 3: You just have to drink it from this block of ice, right,
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, yeah, ever, anything is pretty smooth.
Speaker 3: If it's almost frozen, you don't taste it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the trick. Yeah, that's the that's the trick.
Speaker 2: That's the trick that Kirkland vodka goes down reels when
Speaker 2: it's icy.
Speaker 4: That pope, is that your vodka of choice?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the best deal.
Speaker 4: What's with the rumor that they're like, you know, Kirkland
Speaker 4: is made at the same factory as Gray Goose or whatever,
Speaker 4: like they.
Speaker 2: Always said they yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: So they're like, it's someone looks that up for us
Speaker 3: a drunk MythBuster.
Speaker 2: Great, that's actually really good. You know what I heard
Speaker 2: is you you take the Kirkland vodka and you run
Speaker 2: it through a brit a filter and then it turns
Speaker 2: it into great blake.
Speaker 4: Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's fantastic real talk is you put
Speaker 3: vodka and soda, water or whatever into a circle. Okay,
Speaker 3: and then you drink that.
Speaker 2: It's the right, Yes, sir, I like that.
Speaker 4: And so is this like your drinking and what like
Speaker 4: a cosmo or something like a vodka cranberry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you're saying, even with like the flavor. So
Speaker 2: it's like the vodka, the soda and the flavor. You
Speaker 2: put the flavors.
Speaker 3: You put the vodka and then a regular soda water
Speaker 3: and then it's.
Speaker 2: The I was looking at the soundboard. I was looking
Speaker 2: at this sleboard.
Speaker 4: What do you think a circle is?
Speaker 2: Besides that, Well, you can put it to zero flavor it. Hello,
Speaker 2: I'm very familiar with the product coming on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what he meant. No, make sure you put
Speaker 4: in your circle. Turn it to zero. You don't want
Speaker 4: to taste anything. Besides what we just talked about, the
Speaker 4: reason we're not putting it in a glass, We're just
Speaker 4: trying to get the brand out there. We're brand ambassadors.
Speaker 2: It's a good size. It's a good size, it.
Speaker 4: Fits in your hand.
Speaker 2: It fits right, yeah, no doubt, come on, okay.
Speaker 3: So Greg Goose is saying that they're They're like, it's
Speaker 3: completely false. We got the good ship. We're not Kirkland vodka.
Speaker 2: It's not great. Oh why didn't you cry about it?
Speaker 3: And apparently Costco is also saying this, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I like to believe.
Speaker 4: I like to isn't that wild though, Like they had
Speaker 4: to do a press release because people were out there.
Speaker 2: Well, Costco is, Come on, the Kirkland Army is crazy,
Speaker 2: it's the colt. Costco is real deal. They moved the needle.
Speaker 3: Had what what was that? What was the line we
Speaker 3: gave Gillian head looking like a like.
Speaker 4: A boss and head to toe Costcos.
Speaker 2: I like it. That's a power.
Speaker 4: I feel like Costco does. Don't they like give their
Speaker 4: employees like health insurance and days off and ship like that.
Speaker 2: You know they do. But they did recently go on strike.
Speaker 2: I saw something.
Speaker 4: Well that's not Costco, that's the workers of Costco. Right. Oh,
Speaker 4: so fuck them, is what you're saying. Fuck unions, union buster.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's the what's the difference here?
Speaker 4: They start scabbing at Costco? Free hot dogs? Are you
Speaker 4: Blake Anderson. Hum, yeah, man, grab a TV. Hey you
Speaker 4: want a chicken bake?
Speaker 2: Get on?
Speaker 4: Do we got landline phones over there? Pretty crazy?
Speaker 3: I've lost the zoom. I I cannot see you guys.
Speaker 3: It's been a while since I've seen you.
Speaker 2: I don't It's okay, we haven't changed yet. I'm back. Hey,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 4: Pizza?
Speaker 2: Pizza Bud? I like, Isaac just chimes in with they
Speaker 2: are teamsters? Who's teamsters?
Speaker 4: The drivers like the delivery people for Costco of course.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go through this.
Speaker 4: Okay, more information coming in now, Okay.
Speaker 2: Stand by, wait, hold on, wait, hold hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3: I cannot I'm trying to figure out how to get
Speaker 3: back to where? How How does Costco drivers are being
Speaker 3: team stirs have anything to do with what you guys
Speaker 3: were talking about.
Speaker 4: They're the ones striking.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 4: Hey not that crazy kind of makes sense.
Speaker 2: We got a link for five minutes to unlearn about
Speaker 2: Costco's Kirkland signature, but like it's too much a law.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna do all that.
Speaker 4: I think I'll just go should we go to Let's go?
Speaker 3: That's how I felt in high school, whenever they would
Speaker 3: give like a lot of reading, I'm like, I'm gonna skim.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, there's not like even when it's an article,
Speaker 3: even when it's an article that I'm like, Wow, this
Speaker 3: is really interesting. I really want to know all this information.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the last time I finished an article.
Speaker 3: Like if you get something from the New York Times
Speaker 3: or like a real publication and you go to read
Speaker 3: it and you you're like reading reading, You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's still it's still fucking going.
Speaker 2: It's still it's still going.
Speaker 3: Scroll And then you realize you're only like a third
Speaker 3: of the way through, and you're like, I have to
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna spend all day reading this article.
Speaker 2: And maybe you guys don't relate to this, but this
Speaker 2: is very much the same case with recipes online. Have
Speaker 2: you ever looked up like how to make something and
Speaker 2: they know there's the fucking longest paragraphs you.
Speaker 4: Can just scroll past it just to get to the
Speaker 4: fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because motherfuckers just be talking. Like in my childhood,
Speaker 2: I thought butterscotch chips were absolutely fantastic, and I all
Speaker 2: and you're just like, bro, just give me how much?
Speaker 2: Just give me that good What is the oven supposed
Speaker 2: to be set at? Brother?
Speaker 4: Right? Dude, right, you're just trying to make a beef Wellington. Huh.
Speaker 4: I know history.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to feed my kids of beef Wellington.
Speaker 2: No diddy, no diddy.
Speaker 3: I wanted to read an article in The New Yorker,
Speaker 3: and for an extra two dollars you could get the magazine,
Speaker 3: and so I'm like, okay, man has hard copies, dude,
Speaker 3: so many I haven't read one article? Is everyone wrote?
Speaker 3: They keep coming, dude, they it just won't.
Speaker 4: We have ten years of New Yorkers. We could build
Speaker 4: like a barn in the backyard out of the like
Speaker 4: mult Have you.
Speaker 2: Ever read one?
Speaker 4: Have you ever read? Yeah? Oh really it's it's pretty outstanding,
Speaker 4: but it is too long. Yeah, when you get into
Speaker 4: like a good article and then you flipped the page
Speaker 4: a couple of times and you're like, oh, how many
Speaker 4: more pages? And it's like continued on page ninety two
Speaker 4: and you're like no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, You're done. Who has time for a good article?
Speaker 2: Who has time for people? Like?
Speaker 3: It's a retiree, right, I feel like I get I
Speaker 3: I open it up. I read like three paragraphs of
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, I get it. There's fires in California.
Speaker 2: There's fires. I get it.
Speaker 3: Shut up, Why do we need Why does it need
Speaker 3: to be eleven pages on their beaten fight?
Speaker 2: They did too much to drink water smell.
Speaker 3: I can smell the fires from my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right. You're a visual person and a nasal person.
Speaker 2: I'm a nasal person.
Speaker 4: In New Yorker, we'll write about our own fires. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 2: Give me yes, brother, you right.
Speaker 4: About fucking what sewer? Rats in the fucking subway stations?
Speaker 2: Slice of pizza?
Speaker 4: I forget about it. New York.
Speaker 3: Todd straus Chulsen my friend director.
Speaker 2: You guys know Tod.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is directed a movie, like a creature feature.
Speaker 2: Called Rats from New Line. Yeah. Good, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: excited about it. Yeah, that could be very fun.
Speaker 3: It was just it was just announced.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a cool idea for a movie.
Speaker 2: Is this something that's in the about to start filming
Speaker 2: or it's coming out soon.
Speaker 3: No, I think that it was just announced that he's
Speaker 3: signed on to direct it, and I'm not attached to
Speaker 3: it at all. I just thought it was a cool
Speaker 3: I've been wanting to do a creature features.
Speaker 4: It's like a Jillian didn't fucking snatch that ship from him.
Speaker 4: She's behind the camera. Now, guys watch out.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah yeah, you go from sixty nine in to
Speaker 3: Rat Summer sixty nine on Hulu.
Speaker 4: It's on Hulu, by the way. I just want to
Speaker 4: make sure people know this. Oh yeah, yeah, rats are
Speaker 4: Why do we like? Do we are rats scary and
Speaker 4: horrible and like in movies? Because we just kind of
Speaker 4: know there's more of them than there are of.
Speaker 2: Us, that's right.
Speaker 3: And they'll and they spread disease, and they will bite
Speaker 3: you and they'll scratch you.
Speaker 4: But isn't that the misnomers that, like the black plague
Speaker 4: was started by the things that were on the rats,
Speaker 4: not the rats themselves.
Speaker 3: Well they carry the way what they carry.
Speaker 4: No, but like the it was like the bug. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'm wrong, and if I'm wrong, sliding blake stamps, but
Speaker 4: it was like the bugs that were on the rats
Speaker 4: that were spreading the black whatever. Play.
Speaker 3: But to me, that's the same thing as the rat
Speaker 3: because the rat is the delivery source.
Speaker 4: And this is why you're not a scientist, because it's
Speaker 4: not the same thing.
Speaker 3: I know, it's not the same thing. But it's when
Speaker 3: I see a rat, I'm thinking they're carrying disease, whether
Speaker 3: it's a bug on them or something in there or whatever.
Speaker 2: Sure they are the reason it's present, or the reason
Speaker 2: the disease is in my bedroom or wherever the rat is.
Speaker 4: Correct, So you like to grab the rat, wash the rat,
Speaker 4: keep the rat. Rats new?
Speaker 2: Have you tried to wash a rat? It easy, bro
Speaker 2: it easy, easy, get in here.
Speaker 3: I will say, Blake, I forget what podcast I saw
Speaker 3: you on. I saw a clip of a podcast and
Speaker 3: someone brought up I think it was uh Eric Andre's podcast,
Speaker 3: and he had mentioned the fact that we had rats
Speaker 3: at the Workaholics house and then you and then he said,
Speaker 3: Adam told me a story about the night of and
Speaker 3: then you're like, yes, the night of many kills. And
Speaker 3: then you said, dude, yes, let's hear it. You said,
Speaker 3: break me off, baby, that you were part of murdering
Speaker 3: these rats. You said, oh, yes, we killed a lot
Speaker 3: of rats that night. As if you murdered the rat
Speaker 3: along with me in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: No you didn't. I think that is not how it happened.
Speaker 4: And Adam wants to get the story straight because that
Speaker 4: is never I.
Speaker 2: Can tell you how I participated because maybe you were
Speaker 2: so involved with your own story. Once again, you didn't
Speaker 2: care about how I was taking in care of the rats.
Speaker 2: But you recall Kyle and I were setting numerous traps
Speaker 2: in the attict and we would go up and replace
Speaker 2: that trap over addic addicts. Okay, he's an addict.
Speaker 4: We wouldn't.
Speaker 2: We would replace that trap over and over again. I
Speaker 2: was an addict to killing these rats. We kept killing
Speaker 2: baby rats up in.
Speaker 4: I think what Adam's talking about is like Adam was
Speaker 4: striking you were striking rats.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you made a coat of rats. Yes I yes, No,
Speaker 2: I wasn't. I wasn't the one who was putting them
Speaker 2: in bags and smashing them into the wall. That's that's
Speaker 2: not what I was doing, right, Well, that's what that's what.
Speaker 3: You led Eric Andre to believe in this interview.
Speaker 2: It's good radio.
Speaker 3: Everybody spreading spreading lines.
Speaker 2: Guys brought it up. I didn't go, yeah, come on, man.
Speaker 4: Look you can't say that. Ship Adams speaks the truth.
Speaker 4: There's thousands of people in Ass's chaps whe about how
Speaker 4: you killed rats ten years ago.
Speaker 2: I also, I don't think I said that I think
Speaker 2: I said exactly where where no no, no, no said
Speaker 2: we were setting trap up. And I might have said, addict,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's the matter, like rat got your tongue?
Speaker 3: Uh and by the way, okay, by, and now I
Speaker 3: got a bone to bes you got a bone.
Speaker 2: I got a bone, dude.
Speaker 3: Just one second ago you said that that you were
Speaker 3: leading people to believe that it wasn't thousands of men
Speaker 3: and assless chaps. There's no way, dude, there were seventy
Speaker 3: thousand people there, seventy thousand.
Speaker 2: No way you saw one thousand men with no I
Speaker 2: saw more than one thousand with.
Speaker 4: No under under the chaps, like wearing thong.
Speaker 2: It was, It wasn't.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of thongs, some short shorts like
Speaker 3: Daisy dukes. But no one was wearing jeans under these shorts.
Speaker 3: That was not a thing.
Speaker 2: Hot hot, hot hot.
Speaker 3: They were not on the ground floor where I was,
Speaker 3: with jeans on thousands of them. And I'm just saying
Speaker 3: Blake would have loved it, fair enough.
Speaker 2: I would have. I'm very inclusive. I love, I love,
Speaker 2: buts don't have a gender tph mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: Clip that, Hey, Blake, You'll love this. Uh So, I
Speaker 4: play this game called called Framed where it like shows
Speaker 4: you that shows you the picture of a movie? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: what is it called against framed? And like the first
Speaker 4: frame they show you is a very like obscure portion
Speaker 4: part of the movie, right, and then it gets more obvious.
Speaker 2: Very good at this game.
Speaker 4: It sucks, it's weird, it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 4: sad talent it is.
Speaker 3: I also like that you decided to put It's like
Speaker 3: an old person game. It's like if I put my
Speaker 3: wordle score on Instagram every day.
Speaker 2: Uh I love love that you do it. It's it's
Speaker 2: really cool.
Speaker 4: I was on a roll the other day. I was like,
Speaker 4: I guess I need to post how because I like
Speaker 4: the game. I'm trying to put the Framed guy on
Speaker 4: a little bit. I guess it's cool. But like the
Speaker 4: one the other day, I like, click on it, I
Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck it is. And then I
Speaker 4: get to the second one and I'm like, I know
Speaker 4: that ass and it's just the back of a dude
Speaker 4: standing in front of a building, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 4: Patrick Swayzey's ass. And we've always talked about how in
Speaker 4: the eighties like they tried to like sexualize guys in
Speaker 4: a way that they sexualized women to be like what
Speaker 4: we're doing with everybody, And it was always like the
Speaker 4: chicks lowering their sunglasses to be like, look at the
Speaker 4: keyster on him. It was just but it was just
Speaker 4: Swazy all day was the guy whose butt was like
Speaker 4: the star of movies.
Speaker 2: I have moments in my mind that are exact moments,
Speaker 2: like there's a there's definitely a mel Gibson ass in.
Speaker 2: Blake has all these.
Speaker 4: In the shower. This scene is great.
Speaker 2: Definitely, There's definitely had a John Claude van Damn ass
Speaker 2: in almost all of his movies.
Speaker 3: Universal Soldier, for sure, Blake has all these top of mind.
Speaker 4: Arnold, Terminator Arnold and twins No Terminator, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Remember he rises up from like the lightning and his
Speaker 2: asses just.
Speaker 4: What I remember?
Speaker 2: Remember, do I I feel like me to that beyond?
Speaker 3: The next I mean, you would have loved it the
Speaker 3: next project we do.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 3: We definitely have to have women always complimenting our keysters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, apps a freaking loutely Yeah, what it was
Speaker 2: the oh where I think it was Dockers, where it
Speaker 2: would always be like a guy like walking around in
Speaker 2: some slacks and then they'd be like, hey, nice pants,
Speaker 2: and they were definitely talking about their well, they might
Speaker 2: have been talking about their dick.
Speaker 4: What about Bugle Boy jeans? Are those google Boy jeans
Speaker 4: you're wearing? God? Damn, God damn. We got to bring
Speaker 4: that back. How was that?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 4: How are the bugle Boy commercials? This is from nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't remember this.
Speaker 3: Even you don't remember the day I remember bugle Boy
Speaker 3: pants being nineteen ninety, I was six years old, so
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not remembering the commercials. Can you, yeah, step it
Speaker 2: out a little more. Yeah, you're a few years older.
Speaker 4: So Bugle Boy it was essentially like the Gray Puponk commercials,
Speaker 4: but like just sexy chicks instead of rich old dudes.
Speaker 4: And they'd be like, excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans?
Speaker 4: And they'd be like, why, yes, they are, And then
Speaker 4: then somebody would hop in a Geo tracker and they would.
Speaker 3: Just fucks wad like this commercial.
Speaker 4: I got I gotta run, I'll see you guys. I
Speaker 4: got a run.
Speaker 3: Then it pivots immediately to like a KB toy store commercials.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, great, shout out to KB dude geo trackers
Speaker 2: that that those were sick.
Speaker 3: I remember all the time I saw one flip and
Speaker 3: fall down a ravine and land upside down with all
Speaker 3: my friends inside of it in a.
Speaker 2: This was while you were hot boxing and playing the
Speaker 2: Weakest League and there I'm not getting out to help him.
Speaker 2: We had just hop box.
Speaker 3: We just put the convertible top down, and then our
Speaker 3: friends pull up and are like, hey, follow us.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to the go kart track and we're like,
Speaker 2: fuck yeah, we got a go go garding.
Speaker 3: So I'm following them. One of the people in that
Speaker 3: truck and the geo tracker hopped into my my convertible.
Speaker 2: We followed them.
Speaker 3: They were about one hundred yards ahead of us. They
Speaker 3: go to take a RTE, they clip a guardrail, They
Speaker 3: flip and flip like four times and laying upside down
Speaker 3: in this ravine.
Speaker 2: You see you and they're like help, help, and you're
Speaker 2: like first one who gets out to help.
Speaker 3: They all climbed out. They were they were packed in
Speaker 3: so tightly that no.
Speaker 2: One was hurting.
Speaker 4: Right five people or more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least uh yeah, five or six. Holy shit, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a pack tracker.
Speaker 2: That's a pack tracker.
Speaker 4: I mean the paint job on the Geo Tracker. I
Speaker 4: think my middle school drama teacher pushed it and I
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, she's.
Speaker 3: Like it was like the cuts exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, It's like te teal was hot and pink
Speaker 2: was hot, and that ship was just like maybe a
Speaker 2: gray as well.
Speaker 4: Just like isn't it wild? How like the things that
Speaker 4: are built to look like the future are the thing
Speaker 4: that look like like then you get to the future
Speaker 4: and they're the thing that looked like so fucking past,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Where is there some things
Speaker 4: that are just classic, like a jeep that just is like,
Speaker 4: holds up the Geo tracker aged.
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, Wow dude. I'm I'm all about the samurai
Speaker 2: Suzuki shout out.
Speaker 4: Are you in what regard?
Speaker 2: I just love that body.
Speaker 4: It's just sim I bet you, I bet you do?
Speaker 2: Well, then why don't you buy it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just a good one. I feel like that would.
Speaker 4: Just kind of I like a Suzuki Jimney. You guys
Speaker 4: seen those when you're a broad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you all about it if you don't
Speaker 3: own one or you I mean you could admire them.
Speaker 4: I admire them, Adam. You know what he means. He
Speaker 4: is about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah them. Okay, well then you could get you can
Speaker 2: just buy one of my It's one of my favorite
Speaker 2: things about visiting Catalina Island. There's lots of Suzuki sidekicks.
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, are there a lot of sidekicks?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a very common, common car.
Speaker 4: That's got to be what they are.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3: I think that that they're there's like a different.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: No, I know what you're saying, but they're it's like
Speaker 3: a smaller car.
Speaker 2: But it's not a sidekick. It is. It is, Oh okay,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 4: What else would it be?
Speaker 2: I implore, I implore everyone to look it up.
Speaker 4: Adam, you think it's a you think it's a Suzuki, Adam.
Speaker 2: It's a sidekick?
Speaker 4: It is? What is it? What are you googling?
Speaker 2: There's richest?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're not. It's it's not their golf carts.
Speaker 3: Regular cars are not allowed on Catalina is.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, I think it's a samurai. I
Speaker 2: think it's a it's a golf car. It's a golf
Speaker 2: Think it's a samurai. I think it's this is Ki Samurai.
Speaker 2: They're golf carts. Oh I've rode those as well.
Speaker 3: No golf carts allowed or no cars allowed on Catalina.
Speaker 2: I think samurais you?
Speaker 4: You may oh race slide under?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you think we named the Suzuki's samurai like the
Speaker 4: American like office or whatever. Do you think the Japanese
Speaker 4: office was like the love this over in America? Let's
Speaker 4: call this fucking samurai?
Speaker 2: Same as like remember the motorcycle a ninja Ninja motorcycles.
Speaker 2: I wanted one so bad as a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Our cool teacher in middle school used to always
Speaker 4: talk about how his friend died on Lakeshore Drive driving
Speaker 4: his new uh nininja. You're so cool with your carabin
Speaker 4: or keychain? Dude. How are you doing this?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 4: Unreal?
Speaker 2: So cool, dude, ninja life. Can you imagine?
Speaker 4: I had a friend who got himself a ninja. It
Speaker 4: appeals face off of lake Shore Drive. I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, oh okay, I'll let my friends get motorcycles
Speaker 4: and drive them five times. Okay, dude.
Speaker 2: The amount of times I drew I was. I think
Speaker 2: I was fifty percent.
Speaker 3: Fifty percent of the time I crashed my motorcycle when
Speaker 3: I took it out.
Speaker 2: Fifty that's too often, guys. Catalina Island has more Suzuki
Speaker 2: samurais per capita than any other place in America.
Speaker 3: Because dude, because there's eleven, Because there's eleven people that
Speaker 3: live there.
Speaker 2: So there's one guy.
Speaker 3: With the Suzuki Samurai that's per kapita. That means, yeah,
Speaker 3: still got it, Hey, Blake got him.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Look at Adams squirming. Yeah, I know Adam's in the
Speaker 4: hot seat. Now be fair.
Speaker 2: I did say sidekick, so I started off completely wrong,
Speaker 2: but I did find the answer. It was a samurai.
Speaker 4: And what is the difference between a sidekick and a samurai?
Speaker 4: They might just be like an updated name.
Speaker 2: Samurai are smaller, I believe. I think a sidekick is
Speaker 2: more like wrangler size, and then the samurai is is
Speaker 2: a little bit more compact.
Speaker 4: We gotta get you a Suzuki deal.
Speaker 2: That'd be huge. Or why does it say that only
Speaker 2: golf carts are allowed? That's what Isaac wrote, and I
Speaker 2: think that's just old. That's old. Lore from the O C.
Speaker 2: Punk Days. No, No, No, that that's what Google. I'm using Google.
Speaker 4: Okay, do we talk about something we don't even know?
Speaker 4: Is it Joe Montana who is driving a golf cart
Speaker 4: that like flipped his like homie out and the homie
Speaker 4: died and now it's like a crazy story. I don't
Speaker 4: know anything about it. I just see like headlines. Maybe
Speaker 4: it's not Joe Montana. Is this recently not Joe Montana?
Speaker 4: Who's the Yeah?
Speaker 2: Dan Elway lay John John Elway.
Speaker 4: Do you guys hear Joe Montana?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to John dan Away?
Speaker 3: It's like his younger brother, Dan Elway.
Speaker 2: This is off the rail. This is Isaac and the
Speaker 2: chat Man.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be my new name. I leave the tell
Speaker 4: Us and also put the room under Dan Elway.
Speaker 2: What do you get when you they spliced Dan Marino
Speaker 2: and John Elway for the Ultimate Quarterback?
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever done this when you go to
Speaker 3: check in a hotel and you're like, well, maybe I
Speaker 3: should use I do that. I would do this on
Speaker 3: tour sometimes and be like I don't want people to
Speaker 3: like show up at the hotel and make a thing,
Speaker 3: so I would put a fake name, and then you
Speaker 3: lose the key and then you have to go down
Speaker 3: and check it and like get try to get a
Speaker 3: new key.
Speaker 2: And I used to go by the name.
Speaker 3: Corey Bobcat, okay, and so I'd have to be it's
Speaker 3: under Corey Bobcat. And they're like, you have an idea,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, my idea, says Adam Devine is and
Speaker 3: they're like, well, I have to give the key to
Speaker 3: Corey Bobcat. I'm like, and then you have to explain
Speaker 3: that you're quote unquote famous and it's fucking weird and awkward.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nothing is worse than that.
Speaker 4: Nothing.
Speaker 2: I feel like I just we've covered Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like, now I just put down someone more
Speaker 3: famous than me.
Speaker 2: Joey Chestnut. Yeah, yeah, just put Joe.
Speaker 4: Joe just has a dude at a restaurant. I was
Speaker 4: waiting to get into a restaurant the other day and uh,
Speaker 4: this dude's standing there and he goes, I recognize your voice.
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, and he came over like smiling,
Speaker 4: and he's like, Peanut, you're no, yeah no, but he goes,
Speaker 4: you're you're in movies. I go yeah, and he goes
Speaker 4: which ones? I was like, the worst, rattle them up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, then you start.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know, I don't know, not
Speaker 4: that I don't know which one you've seen, and he goes, well,
Speaker 4: which ones were you in? I go, I don't know
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna name them all here, I'm with my family,
Speaker 4: and then his face just falls. He like nods to
Speaker 4: me like okay, big time, and then just walked away.
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's sorry, wait, wait, wait wait,
Speaker 4: and I started going, did you ever see Top five?
Speaker 4: I was naked?
Speaker 2: Did you ever see Very early on I was in
Speaker 2: the background of Rookie of the Year?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rookie of the Year?
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen rat Code? The Dictator Son? That's
Speaker 3: what Blake and I would would say.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I don't know what you do?
Speaker 4: You really want me to sit here and name ten
Speaker 4: movies you've never seen before.
Speaker 2: We just get to the intern and it also just
Speaker 2: feels it. Yeah, it just feels strange, like rolling your
Speaker 2: IMDb out.
Speaker 3: Well, then you just say it's but then you feel
Speaker 3: like a dickhead for saying, here's my name. Just just
Speaker 3: look it up yourself, look it up. And then they're like, well,
Speaker 3: just tell me, and I'm like, you could have already
Speaker 3: looked it up, it already and then you and then
Speaker 3: you could have had all the information right then, and
Speaker 3: then if you want, you could talk to me about
Speaker 3: a specific thing instead of going down this list.
Speaker 2: Weird, It is weird. It's it's a tough it's a
Speaker 2: tough spot. Life sucks. Yeah, our lives are so hard.
Speaker 4: And then other people start watching and listening because they're like,
Speaker 4: what is this interaction happening? And you're like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He said his name was a Joey bobcat.
Speaker 4: How do you spell Johns?
Speaker 2: And it was it was Corey with an I too, Cory, God,
Speaker 2: oh god, you pick the worst name ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Corey with an eye? Isn't that like a that's
Speaker 4: how a woman?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it was a very fun It was a very
Speaker 3: fun pseudonym.
Speaker 4: Right, oh, idiot, Yeah, Corey.
Speaker 3: I thought it was I thought I thought I thought
Speaker 3: it was funny, dude. But turns out it turns out,
Speaker 3: you know, most most late night clerks don't agree.
Speaker 4: It is funny. It's funny.
Speaker 3: Any take backs, any apologies and epic slams here today?
Speaker 4: Sorry, the guy outside the restaurant. I don't have time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also with the family, I'm really good.
Speaker 2: At shunting saying, you know what, talk to the hands.
Speaker 4: I brought that back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're such a protective air I love that for you.
Speaker 3: I usually am like, do you want to hold my child?
Speaker 2: That's what I do. I go here, hold it, watch
Speaker 2: it for a minute.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go do a thing. I'm gonna go do fallon.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm with my family. Do you go watch
Speaker 2: my want to watch my child?
Speaker 4: Hey? With my family, I don't want to be do
Speaker 4: you want to be im? I'm gonna go on this
Speaker 4: water slide real quick.
Speaker 2: Hold my kid. I'm really good at doing stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I'm really good at it. And oh, I said I
Speaker 2: was gonna apologize or take something back, and I should
Speaker 2: have wrote it down. I know our producers have that
Speaker 2: ready to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's in the chamber.
Speaker 2: That's okay. I'll just give another special shout out. Everybody,
Speaker 2: run don't walk to Hulu. Check out Summer of sixty nine,
Speaker 2: directed by none other than Jillian Bell.
Speaker 4: He's reading all of that information off of something Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: why are you reading that from somewhere that was weird.
Speaker 2: No, I was putting on a putting that on.
Speaker 4: What a friendship?
Speaker 2: I bad? No, definitely see it. It's very it's a
Speaker 2: pin it's Frontier airlines, you know, I read hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the jokes per minuted is awesome, It's very funny. It's
Speaker 2: a great time, lots of great performances. Jillian knocked it
Speaker 2: out of the park. Yeah, I think I heard Blake crying.
Speaker 2: I did cry a little bit.
Speaker 4: Oh and you know who's in it. One of the
Speaker 4: members of the Lord's Force, The Lord's for He was like, easy,
Speaker 4: Spider Man, you webbed me. He plays a dad, he
Speaker 4: crushes I love that. He's got a very funny moment.
Speaker 2: We're both in the theater and I fucking I bend
Speaker 2: bend over and I look at during We both looked
Speaker 2: at each other locked eyes during the movie. But did
Speaker 2: you know it was him before we looked Absolutely, That's
Speaker 2: why I looked over at you.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. He was in a scene before that
Speaker 4: scene where I looked at you. Oh no, because I go,
Speaker 4: I tell Kyle, I go, that dude's from Lord Force,
Speaker 4: and he was like, oh shit, I'm Kyl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's up in it. So work. All of
Speaker 2: his fans tune in you will be happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wish I could have made it. I was sick.
Speaker 2: I was sick the other day. Oh god from Beyonce.
Speaker 4: And it was raining. It would have it would have
Speaker 4: been the worst.
Speaker 2: Dudunky donkey, Yeah, it's too bad. Once I got you sick,
Speaker 2: I got to go to Hulu to check out.
Speaker 4: Oh it's it's a take back for Costco and Kirkland, buddy,
Speaker 4: wasn't it? It was a Kirkland take back? Maybe something
Speaker 4: about how you hate it. You hate Kirkland.
Speaker 2: No, I love Kirkland.
Speaker 4: Cost and you think whoever likes it is. I think
Speaker 4: you said they were like idiots or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah bitches or yeah something.
Speaker 4: You said you were team target.
Speaker 2: No, I'm Kurkling for life. I'd like to get flowers.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, who are you trying to kill?
Speaker 3: I would like to get flowers to the Righteous Gemstones. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: The final episode ended aired last Sunday. It was a
Speaker 3: fantastic ending. I feel to the series. I get married
Speaker 3: to Keith.
Speaker 2: We have we're louve.
Speaker 3: We were murdered, so if you haven't seen it, we
Speaker 3: were were dead, so killed.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: I got to tune in for that kind of mass
Speaker 3: suicide the last episode.
Speaker 2: Then, thank you guys for watching.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for supporting your good friend on his
Speaker 3: epic show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely due, thank you, thank you halfway through.
Speaker 2: And then and thank you Blake for supporting one of
Speaker 2: your best friends. Thank you for going to see Jullian's
Speaker 2: movie but not watching the end of Just.
Speaker 3: Da Thanks you like to go to the premieres where
Speaker 3: you get photographed, I see you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And this is and this is another trade that
Speaker 4: would make him a.
Speaker 2: Spite heavy Isaac needs more spite.
Speaker 3: He forgets the names of the executive that betrayed him,
Speaker 3: and then and then goes back and the same the
Speaker 3: same mouth keeps biting him over and over again.
Speaker 2: And then he'll forget, he'll forget, he'll talk between his legs,
Speaker 2: same mouth keep biting. Come on, Grandma.
Speaker 4: Don't trust him, Isaac. I got some advice for you.
Speaker 3: Then he slides in the comments dan el elway, which
Speaker 3: I'm like, leave him alone.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Let's stay be safe on those golf carts,
Speaker 4: I guess is all we're saying.
Speaker 3: I would like to say thank you for everyone for buying.
Speaker 2: They get the.
Speaker 3: Tickets to go on the crew. Oh yeah, those cabins
Speaker 3: are flying.
Speaker 4: They're selling faster than I thought they would too.
Speaker 2: It's gonna man, because people know it's about to be
Speaker 2: a throwdown. We're about to have a big announcement.
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of a lot more comics that
Speaker 3: have signed on, a lot of bigger comics. We're really
Speaker 3: excited about the list that we have going. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be a really really fun show.
Speaker 4: Did you tell we tell about Chris Rock?
Speaker 2: No, we shouldn't. We should not.
Speaker 3: We should save it until we make the announcement. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: short story is he won't be that's.
Speaker 4: The short story.
Speaker 2: Save it. Let's save it.
Speaker 3: And there is a longer story, but we'll have to
Speaker 3: save it.
Speaker 2: We should we shouldn't.
Speaker 3: There's a short story and a longer story with that,
Speaker 3: but we have to save it.
Speaker 4: Short stories is not going to be there.
Speaker 2: Longer stories better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a longer story, there is a longer story. Good point.
Speaker 4: Good point to.
Speaker 2: Get on the open seas with you. I can't wait either,
Speaker 2: And that was another EP, so.
Speaker 5: Do the sport
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