WEBVTT - 02/11/22 DPS Hour 2 Adam Sandler 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:03.480 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:07.280 Sports Radio Hour two on this Friday. It's a meat 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:09.440 Friday at that I just went out and checked the 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:12.479 trigger grills, just to let you know how spoiled the 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:16.960 dan Ants are. They go, what's for breakfast today? Smoked brisket, 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:22.400 smoked pork ribs, grilled chicken wings, pulled pork nachos. I've 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:27.080 got smoked mac and cheese. I've got s'mores for Fritzie. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.400 That sounds incredible. And by the way, did you check 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:31.840 the grills. I know how Polly checks the grills when 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.720 he goes for a little walk down the hall, because 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.600 I've got a little Schwitz argula. No, no, no, I 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.040 didn't have anything. I just opened it up. No. I 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.800 have cameras all over in the Homeman Cave, and you know, 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.680 Polly always seems to go out there a little bit 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:48.000 earlier than everybody else, and I can watch him. I'll 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:50.080 just watch him on the camera and Pauly'll lift up 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.200 the grill and then he'll take a little sampling there. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.440 I'll say, how is it? He goes, Oh, I just 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:56.680 check and see the flame. Yeah, Paul, Yeah, I deny it, 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.480 but I rather just take the heat and take the meat. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.040 I take the heat. Take to me, because if you 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:02.720 get mad at me, it'll go await a few days. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.560 That meets too good and that sounds like a T shirt. 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:08.560 Take the heat, take the meat. Yes, uh smoked bloody 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.840 Mary's also on the tragger. Grow all to that right 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:15.720 before your guys. Flight home should be good. Yeah, maybe 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:19.800 Toddler has a little before the flight. Adam Sandler will 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.360 join us, coming up a little bit. All in studio 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.880 guests received gift banks provided by Panini America. The official 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.840 trading cards to the Dan Patrick Show Link Soul Apparel, 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:32.000 Lifestyle Brandfriendy Occasion, and M Drive Don't let Age beat 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.920 you rEFInd your prime with M Drive. Spent a lot 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.040 of time in the first How we're talking about the trade, 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:42.319 Ben Simmons and James Harden. You know, we'd love to 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.360 give a grade or people always want to give a 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:46.760 grade to this. I just want to see what happens 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.880 with Ben Simmons and I, you know, let me let me. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.520 How about you give me a grace period till April 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:55.040 and see, you know when he comes back, what's his role? 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:59.040 Also with James Harden and Joel embiid and you have 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.600 a little bit of time before you get to the playoffs. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.720 But I like this. I like the ceiling for Ben Simmons. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.640 I just want to know who Ben Simmons is now 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.800 after all that's happened in Philadelphia. And for James Harden, 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:15.440 if James Harden is gonna win a championship proved to 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.160 be clutch in the playoffs for a change, you're running 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:22.240 out of time. But do I want James Harden? Not now? 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.359 But you weren't going to get anything out of Ben Simmons, 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.280 and it didn't feel like you were. You know, people 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.560 thought you were getting Damian Lillard, and I went, you 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:33.800 could get CJ. McCollum. You're not getting Damian Lillard. You 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.359 got James Harden, and maybe that's all you could get. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:40.120 But I have a big question mark with Philadelphia with 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:46.480 James Harden plus Ben Simmons long term with Kyrie with KD, 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.640 do they take him under his wing? And I'd be 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.680 curious about that. By the way, March tenth, the Nets 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:56.880 and the Sixers that'll be in Philadelphia, I'm gonna guess 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.919 Ben Simmons will not be in the lineup that night. 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:04.240 Hall of fame. Glad to see Tony Bisselli in, Leroy 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:10.640 Butler Richards, Seymour got in and Devin Hester's on the 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:15.639 outside looking in. Aaron Rodgers won his fourth MVP and 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.360 you know, it solidified his case. I think is one 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.840 of the most talented quarterbacks in NFL history, as if 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.760 he needed that. But also with that fourth, you go, 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:29.160 how many super bowls one it's it's you get a 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.320 compliment over here, but then it feels like it's a 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.320 negative as well. You know, Peyton Manning dealt with that, 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:38.560 Brett Farve dealt with that. Rogers is eleven and ten 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.080 in his postseason career and MVPs are great, but we 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.960 tend to look at super Bowls at that position. If 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.800 Rodgers can win a Super Bowl and win a third 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.880 straight MVP, depending on where he's going to be, you know, 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.880 then it puts him in rarefied air. But if he can't, 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.920 Rogers may remember he remembered as you know, similar to 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.760 Brett fare You know, Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl, 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:07.640 but here is Aaron Rodgers winning the award last night. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:12.200 You know, like I said in the last press conference, 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.680 you know, I'll make a decision in due time and 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.600 not a ton of time, you know before I give 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.400 the team plenty of time to you know, do what 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.839 they got to do. And you know, I think that 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.839 time is coming. Uh shoot, with days today here, it's 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.680 like the tenth or something. Yeah, So I mean there'll 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.159 be a decision in the near future. And um, yeah, 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:36.560 I'm not going to keep a lot of people waiting. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.080 He said all the right things. You know, I've had 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.200 seventeen great years, he didn't say, and I plan on 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.800 having a few more great years in Green Bay. But 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.440 I don't know what he's waiting for. My gut feeling 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:53.279 is he knows, just like Tom Brady knew at some point, 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.440 you know, unless he's waiting to see is Davante Adams 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.120 going to come with me? Or what does Denver have 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.440 to give up if they trade for me, you know, 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.240 or maybe just says, hey, I like what I had 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.719 in Green Bay, and I certainly understand that because you 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.839 still get to play in that division against those teams 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.320 and Detroit and Chicago. They're not going to be good 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:20.200 next year. Minnesota new coach feels like they're in a 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.960 state of flux as well. You know, you can build 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.120 up a pretty good record. They're all looking at Tom 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:30.039 Brady and what Brady did and if you can go, hey, 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.479 you know what, how about I joined this team and 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.760 I have control here. He doesn't have control in Green Bay. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.600 He goes to Denver. Now all of a sudden, it's like, hey, 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.200 and I like, but I can be sort of a 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:45.159 GM here. And I know that Rogers and John Elway 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:49.000 met in the off season. I think they played golf 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:52.240 in the off season. Now, I don't think that's tampering 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:56.000 eighteen holes. No football talking, probably not. Probably didn't say 0:05:56.040 --> 0:06:00.520 anything about anybody's future there. Imagine if Elway said, you know, 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:04.720 I remember when um I went out and got Peyton Manning, 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.960 you know, and that worked out. What do you think 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.480 of that, Aaron, I mean hypothetically, you know, what do 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:16.919 you think about that? No, Fortzee, you nervous. I'm not nervous. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.520 I would love for that to happen. I think that 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.240 would be pretty much if they could, you know, replicate 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.120 what they did with Manning with you guy that's got 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.839 only a couple of years left, that would be huge, 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.200 would be great. I don't I don't think it's gonna happen. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:30.359 I don't want to get my hopes up. You know 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.719 they like to do these memes and pictures and GIFs. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.839 Jeffson put his face on a Bronco's twelve uniform. But 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:37.680 I'm not gonna get too excited. What would you give 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.240 up for Aaron Rodgers? As far as organs? What do 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:43.680 we think about? I think about it? Or give up 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.240 part of my large intestine? I don't know what would 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:50.480 I give up? I guess would you give up junk food? Oh? 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:52.080 I was gonna go a lot more extreme. I'm like, 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:53.919 I'm starting to really like my daughter more than my 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.560 son now that he's a way of turkey. So I 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.960 thought you gonna make me pick a child to give him? Um, 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.920 Sophie easy, I could. I could give up well, not 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.400 reasons peanut butter cups, but all other junk food for 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.560 Aaron Rodgers. Done you do that? As long as I 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.360 can have the reasons peanup butter cups, which I discovered 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.000 something a few weeks ago. If you spray a little 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.160 coolhip or a little ready whip on top of a 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:15.960 frozen reasons peanut butter cups, fabulous, terrible for the hips 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.160 and everything else. But yeah, how about this. It's a 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:22.200 it's a long shot. If Aaron Rodgers joins your Broncos, 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.200 you get Aaron Rodgers haircut for a day. How are 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.560 they gonna do that? I don't have enough ad hair. No, 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:29.520 we'll add hair and like fake hair and tied it 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.240 into a little rubber band. We have people who could 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.240 do that. You whatever Roger's hair call, that's nothing. That's 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.360 one day. I'm talking about a week. No, I want 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.040 him to give up junk food for as long as 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.560 Aaron Rodgers as a member of the Broncos. That's that's 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.840 a big ask. But as if I could pick one 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.480 junk food like a reasons paid, but it comes with 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.560 a kit Cats or Eminem's or something I can. I 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.880 don't eat a lot of that. I don't. We joke 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.400 around and stuff like that. You guys think, like right, 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.400 just staying up all night drinking mountain dew and like 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:58.560 eating cake. That's that exactly my what did you drink 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.000 last night? I had a bad day, thaw off the 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.880 wagon a little bit every day, but I had a 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.280 nice thirty minute walk to in and out from the hotel, 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.840 so that's exercise. But then I proceeded to eat a 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:11.880 double double and an extra hamburger with that and fries 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.240 in a large strubberry shake, and then she's like a medium. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.000 So then you guys went to the Tregger house. Just 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.520 a few hours later there was steakes and it's a 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.440 little cheesecake things and a couple of phone calls in here. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.720 By the way, the you that's your website exactly. I 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.800 have to just cut you off because you have you 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:33.240 can't edit yourself. I can't mock off coming up with 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:37.080 Ryan and Hollow three. All right, give me a limerick. God, 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:41.640 I gotta shut you up. An NBA trade deadline Oka football. Okay, 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:46.760 here's time. The NBA trade deadline we feared would leave 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.559 us with not too much cheered, but troubled. Simmons went 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.800 to the Nets finals. Odds altered, some bets. City of 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:56.640 Brotherly Love gets the beard. Okay, thank you to You're welcome. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:00.120 That's it, it's done. Just pull off the band aid. 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.800 It lay two more to go. Yeah. By the way, 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:06.800 DraftKings has the Nets as the favorites betting favorites, followed 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:11.840 by Golden State, the Bucks, the U Taught Jazz. Okay, 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:17.240 let's go, h Morgan and Maryland is back with us. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.520 Hi Morgan. What's on your mind? Dan? Good to talk 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.679 to you guys while you're out there. How are you doing? Great? Yeah, wonderful. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.840 So I had a limerick for Fritzie and Ryan today 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.520 before they do their mock off. Okay, all right, well 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.440 I'm just gonna do I'm gonna do my best, all right, Okay, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.720 here we go. What an what an epic meet Friday 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.760 the Shirley will be as three Piece and Ryan kick 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.040 off their battle with much intensity. With all due respect 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.439 to Ryan from Honolulu, I think Dpiece Fritzie is gonna 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.600 out do you. Ryan from Honolulu. You should have saved 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:55.400 your dollar because I'm coming for your MVP. Caller. Well, 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.280 and that is it? Okay, yeah, p did you have 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.160 the ability to book guests because we've had have a 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.719 job for you? That was? That was? That was. I 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.360 don't know if it followed the exact though, No, I 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.199 don't think it did. But that's okay. But she was 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.800 on a roll. She worked in three damn three. That's 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.920 enough to say, hey, great job. Yeah it's not a 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.240 limerick though, yeah, it's not that. It was not a 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.800 limri Exonic meets at Amanta Pia or something like that. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:21.120 With a sprinkle of Limerick nts. Yeah, Hiku, Hi Coup, 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.920 how are you? Uh? Andrew and Washington? Hi Andrew, what's 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:29.320 on your mind? Good morning guys? Five five one seventy six. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:34.280 All right, had a question, a Super Bowl trivia question 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:38.040 for the room. If I can ask it real quick man, so, 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.560 can anyone in the room name this Bengals player? He 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.679 spent his entire career with the Bengals. He grew up 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:49.200 in Cinci, went to University of Cincinnati. Also, he's played 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:53.400 the most career games two hundred and fifteen with the Bengals. 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:57.200 Can anybody name that player? He played at the University 0:10:57.200 --> 0:11:03.120 of Cincinnati. Yes, and he's currently on the Bengals. Yes. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.720 Is this a tricky du play? Much? There's a clue? 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:16.120 Is he a long snapper? Close close? Number one in 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:20.280 Cincinnati's heart, number ten in your program, gritty gutty punter, 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:26.200 Kevin Hubert hubertown hero. Yeah? Yeah, all right, well, thank you, Andrew. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.559 That's nice. Stump the panel. A little stat of the 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.240 day there, all right, let me take a break. He 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.240 stat of the day, out of the day, stat of 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:42.200 the day, one stat of the day. More phone calls 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.960 coming up at Adam Sandler will join us coming up 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.880 next year on the Dan Patrick Show. 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Thanks for listening to The Dan Patrick Show podcast. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.120 Be sure to catch us live every weekday morning nine 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:06.439 until noon eastern six to nine Pacific on Fox Sports Radio, 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:09.640 and you can find us on the iHeartRadio app at 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.800 FSR or stream us live on the Peacock app. More 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.199 phone calls coming up. Drew Brees is set to join 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.480 us in the final hour of the program on this 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.200 Meet Friday. You know, a lot of people reached out 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:23.120 to us, they wanted to be on the show, and 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:27.400 sometimes you have to turn people down. And this guy 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:31.000 just kept persisting and persisting, and he apparently has nothing 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.840 going on right now, and he is a friend of 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.080 the show, so we do him a favor, a solid 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:41.560 maybe for his career. Adam Sandler the Happy Madison co 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:47.679 founder or founder, and they produced Home Team recently the 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.800 number one film on Netflix, and it's doing well. Huge 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.360 movie that you're in. Yeah, I know, it's a blockbuster. 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.120 Thank you. I just never scoff, I never get back 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:02.600 end money from any of your why why is I 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.319 those are the best moments in your career When you 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.800 get the phone call guess what's in the mail? Four 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:12.280 years later and they slip here, you know, two three 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:15.760 hundred bucks. What's the biggest check you ever received back 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:21.000 end of a movie? I don't know. I really like it, 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:24.080 just kind of. I get these calls out of nowhere, 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:25.960 just like, hey, you got a big check the other 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.760 day from fifty first day. So I'm like, really, I'll 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.440 take that and then write when I about to grab 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:37.880 at the wife's hand, does your wife open up the mail? Yeah? 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.120 She does and leaves it out for me, and I 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:44.960 don't ever, don't ever open it. I'm terrified of mail 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.280 lately because I think I probably got hit with some 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.760 crazy people told me they were gonna slip my throat 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.600 to them. So I go, yeah, you know what, I 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.760 don't need to see what people are sending me. Wait, 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.360 have you been threatened before? I don't remember me a 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.760 few times? Have you? Yeah? Yeah? And you get past it? 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:06.360 You go, Dan, Dan, you just give a trap flex Um. No, 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:10.200 I get security. I get the police involved in it, 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.200 the FBI involved in it. But who would have a 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:17.000 problem with you? Well, it's not people who it doesn't 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.320 happen that often, but when it has happened, it's usually 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.880 nicer people who want to step it to the next 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:26.360 They want to get to the next level. They were 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.640 they feel like we'd be better off if we were married, 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.440 and I have to tell them I'm already married and 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:35.360 all that kind of stuff. So women, see, I get guys, 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.800 I get some guys. I get guys who want to 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.640 get married. Everybody likes. I get more guys than you too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.800 but okay after the wedding singer, yes, like you were like, 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:50.000 I see where women could fall in love with you. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:54.040 I mean I seem very patient. You know who I 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:58.800 was this My wife always tells me my uh she misses, 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.560 you know who she misses most the first six months 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.120 at him when we were dating. He's like, that guy 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:08.200 was incredible. I was amazing. I say, yeah, that guy was. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.080 He was. But you're an actor. Bring it back. You're 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.160 not going back. It comes back. Like right now, I'm 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.720 doing good, I'm solid as a rock. Yeah, but you've 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:20.360 been in Hawaii shooting a movie, so you just got home. Yeah. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.880 But even on the phone, I was fantastic. Really, yeah, 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.560 you got to work the phone and even stay hot 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:31.440 high good level of sweetness, and uh yeah, my my 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.640 wife like, who thinks I'm great right now? But you 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:37.920 give good phone. I have in the past not been perfect. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.920 I've had I've been quick. You go quick on the phone, 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.640 and then you find yourself. You get another call and 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.920 you go, that was a too, it was too quick. 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.520 We need more fault too if you ever time it, 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.800 like yeah, because I remember calling in when I'd be 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:54.680 on the road and this is when my wife was 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.600 there with four kids, really young, and I'm going to 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.720 a steakhouse, you know, I'm going to more or wolf 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.680 gangs or something, and I have to downplay. She goes, well, 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.560 you know, what are you doing tonight for dinner? Yeah, 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:10.040 I don't know, you know, probably that's funny. Probably gets something, 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.040 you know, like an in and out or something. I 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:16.800 don't know, but you have to downplay. I'm the other 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:19.320 way man, because I don't do anything, you know me, 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.000 I don't leave too much. And my wife like, it 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:26.960 was Chris Rock's birthday yesterday and I two days ago, 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:30.320 and I just got home and I and I was 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.400 hanging out with my wife and my kids. And I said, 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:34.199 I'm walk taking a walk with my wife and I 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:38.360 say it's Rock's birthday. She's I know, I said, having 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:41.760 a dinner for Rock. But she goes, you're skipping in 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.320 and I said, I can't. I just got home. She goes, 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:46.920 you gotta go to Rocks. What's the matter with you? 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:49.600 So she's kind of cool Wood saying stop being so 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.720 psychotic and thinking you gotta be home. And then I 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.440 went and hung out with Rock for twenty minutes and 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:58.960 it was fun. But how much do you act at home? Zero? Hey, 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:03.840 I'm kind of like, uh, I don't know what happened. Man. 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.679 I used to be like the man everyone loved to 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:09.920 see in the house and like I was so funny. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.480 Now I got against something new going at home. They're 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.600 not laughing as much as they used to with the kids. 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:18.240 They they they're on the phone talking to other kids. 0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:20.600 I come in and score, I get a big laugh 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.440 from the children. I'm like, oh, they like me again. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:24.600 And then I see him drift off into you know 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:27.480 what you need? You need a writer for your at 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:35.600 home Diamogue? Yeah no, not Fritzie, Yeah, yeah, I don't know. 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:39.000 Not not not Fritzie. Um, did you ever wake up 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:42.200 in the middle of the night and write down things? Yeah? 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.919 I got a thing of notes on my phone. It 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.879 says notes, and I write a I got a million notes, 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:51.480 in fact, so many that I lose track of what 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:54.119 I was talking about. I don't. I go kind of 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.399 like six words of what the joke would be, and 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:00.080 I say this, this and this and uh, and I 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.199 get it and the next few days I'm excited about it. 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.600 But when I look at it a year later, I'm like, oh, man, 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:06.960 I'm I'm not sure what I was talking about. Best 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:09.360 idea you ever had in the middle of the night, 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:16.040 Like I can't remember a movie. I mean a lot 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:17.800 of a lot of things happened in the middle of night, 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:19.680 and a lot of my jokes, Oh glad I wake 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.399 up and write down, and a lot of my songs 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:23.600 and stuff I write down. I'll come up with a 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:26.360 melody in the middle of the night, and I'll do 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:30.320 the uh. I'll sing into the phone and or grab 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:32.400 a guitar and play something that kind of the middle 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:34.680 of the night. The middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, Well, 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:38.080 he's Adam Sandler, comedian, founder of Happy Madison Productions. And 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:41.960 they produced Home Team. Yeah, that's the Sean Payton you 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:44.399 see it? Yeah, day, Yes, you were solid as a 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.600 rocket again. Well, thank you, thank you. By the way, 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:52.240 you're shooting a movie with Anniston Jenner, Anderson says, hello, yes, yeah, 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:56.840 but you know we've gone past the hello snow. Just 0:19:57.040 --> 0:19:59.359 the other day on the set, By the way, I 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:03.600 just saw how I look. It's ridiculous. I used to 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:06.720 be so good looking. What happens? You don't know? It's 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:09.520 when do you think it went? The beard is helping 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:14.040 so much, we're protecting the next swing, but the when 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:16.800 did you start to go south? About ten years ago, 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:21.119 I started getting some rosatia on the face. I got red, 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:24.080 red crap on my face. I'd be like, what happened? Man? 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:27.919 Actually blended, blended. That's when it went bad. I was 0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:30.960 down and I was in Africa, and I kept saying, 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:34.320 it's in my makeup, girl, what are you putting on there? 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.000 You're rude in my face? And then I'd look in 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:38.960 the mirror, I go, what are you doing? You're putting 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:41.520 some weird stuff on me and she's like, I'm using 0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:43.679 what I always use. I go, no, you're not. And 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:45.520 I kept getting closer to the mirror. I was like, 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:48.320 what the hell are you doing to me? And then 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:52.440 I like three days later, I kept going, what is 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:55.520 this new crap? And then she's like, it's your face 0:20:55.720 --> 0:21:00.679 now you Chase. I was like I didn't. Uh, okay, 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:03.919 So Anniston, you were getting it. We were talking. She 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.520 was dancing the other day on the set and it 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.199 was like a week ago, and I said, what is it? 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:10.960 What would you do that? Dan? She goes, I did 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:12.600 it and just go with him when I when I 0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:14.520 was on stage when the call, I oh that's right now, 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:18.280 I go and Dan Patrick goes and Dan Patrick yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:20.240 she knew that was yeah. Well she called me the 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:23.119 sports guy. Yeah that's Dan Patrick. You know. But I 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:25.840