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Speaker 1: Today, I afked up by kidnapping two people, not one person,

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Speaker 1: two people.

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Speaker 2: I've double the trouble if you ask me.

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Speaker 1: My mom invited people who were visiting from England over

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Speaker 1: to her house and asked me to pick them up.

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Speaker 1: My mom was about an hour away and my apartment

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Speaker 1: is close to the visiting relatives. She sends me an

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Speaker 1: address and I proceed to said address. Now, mind you,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen these people in my life before, but

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Speaker 1: she told me the two people were supposed to come over.

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Speaker 1: I get to the house and there are exactly two

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Speaker 1: people standing outside, the dad and his five year old son.

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Speaker 1: It's snowing and sleeping outside, and I rolled down my

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Speaker 1: window to tell them to come in. The dad says

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Speaker 1: something and I just say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here

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Speaker 1: for you. Just come in. They get in the car

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Speaker 1: and we immediately start talking like we know each other.

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Speaker 1: He tells me his phone is dead, so he couldn't

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Speaker 1: call the people he was supposed to see and confirm

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Speaker 1: the pickup. I assume he was talking about my mom.

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Speaker 1: He asked me if he could plug his phone into

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Speaker 1: the USB, and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, sure, why not.

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Speaker 1: Then he proceeds to ask me about my life, and

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Speaker 1: he asks if I know my native language, and I

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Speaker 1: laugh and I say yeah, apparently not well enough. But

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Speaker 1: then he starts mentioning the word Moonhore and every time

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Speaker 1: he says it, it's like muonhor By, which translates to

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Speaker 1: brother moonhor Munjoor. And I didn't pay close attention. I

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Speaker 1: had an hour drive ahead of me. Then we keep

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Speaker 1: talking about how he is trying to learn English himself

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Speaker 1: and is trying to get his little boy accustomed in

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Speaker 1: the English language. He is really trying hard for people

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Speaker 1: at home to start speaking it. Then he mentions how

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Speaker 1: excited he is about the car. The moonhor By is

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Speaker 1: going to show a moonhor By. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to pronounce that. At that point, I was ten minutes

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Speaker 1: into the drive and already on the highway and it

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Speaker 1: finally hit me and I ask him what does moonhorn me?

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Speaker 1: He says, it's a person's name. At that point, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's a weird name to call my mom, and he goes, Mom,

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Speaker 1: isn't that your uncle? And at that point I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what the crap. I go down the list of family

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Speaker 1: members in my house to see if maybe he recognizes them,

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Speaker 1: and he does not. We both have a PAUSI look

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Speaker 1: in my face and his child is getting really scared.

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Speaker 1: At this point he y asked his dad, Dad, who

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Speaker 1: is this man driving us? Then I decided to call

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Speaker 1: my mom to clear it up. Turns out I picked

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Speaker 1: up the wrong two people, and I had, in fact

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Speaker 1: picked up two total strangers. My mom asked me who

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Speaker 1: I had in the car, and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: have no idea. I hang up and tell them I

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Speaker 1: was sorry. The fear in their eyes I will never forget.

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Speaker 1: I took the nearest U turn and brought them home.

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Speaker 1: Turns out the people I was supposed to have pick

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Speaker 1: up lift a floor below the people I actually picked

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Speaker 1: up for.

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Speaker 2: A whole How do you not check so many so

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Speaker 2: many steps had to happen where it could have been

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Speaker 2: found out like oh oh no, it's not it's not us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like how do you how do you not just

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Speaker 1: be like yo, like what's your name? Like who are you?

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Speaker 2: Or like especially the people because I kind of understand

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Speaker 2: the guy was distracted driving, but the two people going

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Speaker 2: it's like hey, so.

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Speaker 1: Like it's weird that like both parties failed to recognize

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Speaker 1: that they are in the wrong place. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: for it's the most part.

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Speaker 2: For that's that's egregious