WEBVTT - Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Durand phone tap and one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>characters in the world of phone taps is Murray the

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<v Speaker 1>Magnificent done by our own Dave Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Eric is phone tapping his boss Debbie. You see, Debbie

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<v Speaker 2>is in charge of the company holiday party for the

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<v Speaker 2>entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric to handle all

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<v Speaker 2>the entertainment because he has lots of connections. So Eric

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<v Speaker 2>thought it'd be a great idea to hire the Magnificent

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<v Speaker 2>Murray since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for our friend, Brody. Brody's gonna call Debbie to

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<v Speaker 2>go over the magic tricks he's performing at their company

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<v Speaker 2>party as the world famous magician, the Magnificent Murray. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>listen in to today's phone day.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Debbie.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this Wie Elina?

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<v Speaker 1>Second?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is hi Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a magician that Eric hired fair holiday party.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Good, good listen, good news. The check cleared. I didn't bounce,

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<v Speaker 3>so that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>We're starting off on ape not We are Fortune five hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Companies, and so I have a bunch of tricks. I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to run by you. And this way you can

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<v Speaker 3>pick which one is your favorites.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, so what have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>The first trick we do is called magic mug.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, And I go.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, now it's time for magic mug. And I

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<v Speaker 3>waved my hand of this. It's about a forty eight

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<v Speaker 3>ounce mug with a big handle, and I filled up

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<v Speaker 3>with eggnog. You know, tis the season, uh huh okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and I drink it down in about three seconds flat.

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<v Speaker 3>What I do is I go right, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>vomit all over the people in the front row. I

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<v Speaker 3>spit eggnog all of everybody, okay, right, no? And then

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<v Speaker 3>and then they have the ponchos.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, really you do that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's great because it's eggnoged magic trick.

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<v Speaker 4>Though well it's sterally.

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<v Speaker 3>Vomit because it never really went down.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's more like but noiling people's clothing.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I give them the no, no, no, I said

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<v Speaker 3>that would be stupid. I give them the ponchos.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but what's to say, you're not gonna, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>up chruck it on their face or their hair whatever. Really,

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<v Speaker 4>don't like we don't need magic mug.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, well let me tell you about

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<v Speaker 3>you log. It's it's very easy. So I go over

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<v Speaker 3>and I grab some food and I say, I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to magically transform this food. Okay, So I take the food,

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<v Speaker 3>I wave my magic wand I eat it. I wave

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<v Speaker 3>the wand over my belly, and without removing my pants,

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<v Speaker 3>I drop a big brown U log right on the stage.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's very funny at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, and then I sit on fire. I sit on fire.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't let me get to the part where I

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<v Speaker 3>set on fire.

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<v Speaker 4>Please please understand. This is a corporate party with the

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<v Speaker 4>big wigs, from everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we want everybody to have a great.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want do you want to have a memorable party?

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<v Speaker 3>Then then if you want a memorable party.

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<v Speaker 4>Between memorable and distasteful.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, whatever, that's one point.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, listen, don't know that we need to efend

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<v Speaker 4>on the risk of offend.

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<v Speaker 3>Tight Annie, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me. I have hired you for a job. It

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<v Speaker 4>was clear what we were looking for, and I don't

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<v Speaker 4>understand why.

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<v Speaker 3>What you were looking for was entertainment.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand. It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is not going to be fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I have a good.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to call it. I go, ah, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>did magnificent Murray call you? How awesome is he? And

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<v Speaker 3>just whatever she says just played off like, no, it

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<v Speaker 3>sounds hilarious. Hello, hey, did you get hear from a

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<v Speaker 3>magnificent Murray?

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<v Speaker 4>That guy is not doing the party. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>where you found him. Do you know the kind of

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<v Speaker 4>tricks that he wants to present at the party. He's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna vomit on people? I mean, what what makes you

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<v Speaker 4>think that's appropriate?

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<v Speaker 3>If you like this? Crap on fire? Come on, like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's great.

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<v Speaker 4>You weren't to hire a magician and a DJ for

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<v Speaker 4>a corporate party, not party. What are you thinking? That's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get me fired? That's gonna get your fired too?

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<v Speaker 4>What is smacking? Man? We're just gonna have to go

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<v Speaker 4>with the DJ. I guess I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Pardon he is the DJ. He's he's a magician, he's

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<v Speaker 3>a DJ.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean he is a DJ? I told

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<v Speaker 4>you to hire two people? What do you mean he's

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<v Speaker 4>the DJ too.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's a DJ and a magist.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Oh my god. We've got no entertainment.

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<v Speaker 4>That means what do you mean no entertainment because you

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<v Speaker 4>cannot come to the party at all. We cannot run

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<v Speaker 4>the risk that he's going to do something offensive. She

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<v Speaker 4>hired a guy who's gonna on stead Debbie.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, this is Dave Rody Medals Strew in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're phone tapping you on the IDA. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I can come there if you want, but it's you

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<v Speaker 3>just got.

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<v Speaker 2>Boomed up, Debbie.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant a phone tapp