Speaker 1: The Elvis Durand phone tap and one of my favorite
Speaker 1: characters in the world of phone taps is Murray the
Speaker 1: Magnificent done by our own Dave Brody.
Speaker 2: Eric is phone tapping his boss Debbie. You see, Debbie
Speaker 2: is in charge of the company holiday party for the
Speaker 2: entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric to handle all
Speaker 2: the entertainment because he has lots of connections. So Eric
Speaker 2: thought it'd be a great idea to hire the Magnificent
Speaker 2: Murray since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps.
Speaker 2: Thanks for our friend, Brody. Brody's gonna call Debbie to
Speaker 2: go over the magic tricks he's performing at their company
Speaker 2: party as the world famous magician, the Magnificent Murray. Let's
Speaker 2: listen in to today's phone day.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: This is Debbie.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 3: Is this Wie Elina?
Speaker 1: Second?
Speaker 3: Yes, this is hi Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray.
Speaker 3: I'm a magician that Eric hired fair holiday party.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: Good, good listen, good news. The check cleared. I didn't bounce,
Speaker 3: so that's good.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: We're starting off on ape not We are Fortune five hundred.
Speaker 3: Companies, and so I have a bunch of tricks. I
Speaker 3: wanted to run by you. And this way you can
Speaker 3: pick which one is your favorites.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so what have you got?
Speaker 3: The first trick we do is called magic mug.
Speaker 4: Okay, And I go.
Speaker 3: All right, now it's time for magic mug. And I
Speaker 3: waved my hand of this. It's about a forty eight
Speaker 3: ounce mug with a big handle, and I filled up
Speaker 3: with eggnog. You know, tis the season, uh huh okay,
Speaker 3: and I drink it down in about three seconds flat.
Speaker 3: What I do is I go right, and then I
Speaker 3: vomit all over the people in the front row. I
Speaker 3: spit eggnog all of everybody, okay, right, no? And then
Speaker 3: and then they have the ponchos.
Speaker 4: Right, really you do that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great because it's eggnoged magic trick.
Speaker 4: Though well it's sterally.
Speaker 3: Vomit because it never really went down.
Speaker 4: But it's more like but noiling people's clothing.
Speaker 3: No, no, I give them the no, no, no, I said
Speaker 3: that would be stupid. I give them the ponchos.
Speaker 4: Okay, but what's to say, you're not gonna, you know,
Speaker 4: up chruck it on their face or their hair whatever. Really,
Speaker 4: don't like we don't need magic mug.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, well let me tell you about
Speaker 3: you log. It's it's very easy. So I go over
Speaker 3: and I grab some food and I say, I'm going
Speaker 3: to magically transform this food. Okay, So I take the food,
Speaker 3: I wave my magic wand I eat it. I wave
Speaker 3: the wand over my belly, and without removing my pants,
Speaker 3: I drop a big brown U log right on the stage.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's very funny at all.
Speaker 3: Listen, and then I sit on fire. I sit on fire.
Speaker 3: You didn't let me get to the part where I
Speaker 3: set on fire.
Speaker 4: Please please understand. This is a corporate party with the
Speaker 4: big wigs, from everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs. Okay,
Speaker 4: we want everybody to have a great.
Speaker 3: Do you want do you want to have a memorable party?
Speaker 3: Then then if you want a memorable party.
Speaker 4: Between memorable and distasteful.
Speaker 3: Okay, whatever, that's one point.
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, don't know that we need to efend
Speaker 4: on the risk of offend.
Speaker 3: Tight Annie, listen to me.
Speaker 4: Excuse me. I have hired you for a job. It
Speaker 4: was clear what we were looking for, and I don't
Speaker 4: understand why.
Speaker 3: What you were looking for was entertainment.
Speaker 4: I don't understand. It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is not going to be fair.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have a good.
Speaker 3: I want you to call it. I go, ah, Hey,
Speaker 3: did magnificent Murray call you? How awesome is he? And
Speaker 3: just whatever she says just played off like, no, it
Speaker 3: sounds hilarious. Hello, hey, did you get hear from a
Speaker 3: magnificent Murray?
Speaker 4: That guy is not doing the party. I don't know
Speaker 4: where you found him. Do you know the kind of
Speaker 4: tricks that he wants to present at the party. He's
Speaker 4: gonna vomit on people? I mean, what what makes you
Speaker 4: think that's appropriate?
Speaker 3: If you like this? Crap on fire? Come on, like,
Speaker 3: that's great.
Speaker 4: You weren't to hire a magician and a DJ for
Speaker 4: a corporate party, not party. What are you thinking? That's
Speaker 4: gonna get me fired? That's gonna get your fired too?
Speaker 4: What is smacking? Man? We're just gonna have to go
Speaker 4: with the DJ. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Pardon he is the DJ. He's he's a magician, he's
Speaker 3: a DJ.
Speaker 4: What do you mean he is a DJ? I told
Speaker 4: you to hire two people? What do you mean he's
Speaker 4: the DJ too.
Speaker 2: No, he's a DJ and a magist.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god. We've got no entertainment.
Speaker 4: That means what do you mean no entertainment because you
Speaker 4: cannot come to the party at all. We cannot run
Speaker 4: the risk that he's going to do something offensive. She
Speaker 4: hired a guy who's gonna on stead Debbie.
Speaker 3: Actually, this is Dave Rody Medals Strew in the Morning Show,
Speaker 3: and we're phone tapping you on the IDA. I mean,
Speaker 3: I can come there if you want, but it's you
Speaker 3: just got.
Speaker 2: Boomed up, Debbie.
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