WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Capes At Costco 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.800 All right, we got a new Second Date episode for 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:04.280 you today. It's Brook and Jeffrey. This is the official 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:10.280 podcast and oh yeah, tell us we need to apologize 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:17.480 for yesterday's awkward audio. Oh yeah, so listen, there was 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:19.960 a little switch on one of the mics. We are 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:24.919 not engineers. Okay, it was flipped on. We didn't realize. Yep, 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:27.880 we thought it sounded okay in our headphones. It's a 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.320 long story about how the board works. You don't need 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.720 to know that. But first we have some comments blame. 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:34.080 Can we blame a random person? 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:35.000 Let's blame Ashton? 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:39.919 Yeah, okay, yeah, your guys's comments were really funny about it, though. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:41.879 We got sounds like everyone in the studio is in 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:42.839 an empty closet. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.839 Are y'all in a wind tunnel? 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.080 Did they cut the budget and force y'all to make 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:48.159 this episode in a closet? 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:49.000 All stream more? 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.800 This sounds like you're in the shower recording the show. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:55.800 By the way, Jeff, don't let the soap fall down. Yeah, 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:57.040 and then a few more sec I think you're all 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.840 the bathroom together. I bet Jeff's happy about that. 0:00:59.040 --> 0:00:59.240 Yeah. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.520 Well, yeah, if you missed yesterday's awkward Tuesday you go 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:05.080 back and listen the second part. We fixed it, Yes, 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:09.360 it's just part Yeah, we'd never claimed to be perfect, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.960 so I believe this is somewhat error free. This new 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:20.120 episode the second Dyeah. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.920 Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning second date updates. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.279 If you're single, where is the number one hot place 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.360 to meet people? I mean, sure you could meet someone 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.720 doing the pretzel at a pilates class or eating a 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.160 pretzel at a baseball game. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.320 I actually eat the pretzels at the plates class. 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.760 Yeah, but what if you could go somewhere where you 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:44.399 get the best value for a pretzel plus a date 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.600 along with it? 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.080 Is the pretzel the most important part. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.720 It is the crux of this entire segment because that 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.120 place exists, and our listener Amy says it was the 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.280 furthest thing from her mind that should end up meeting 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:01.560 a guy there, But it happened. So Amy, we got 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.320 to know where was this? 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.160 We actually met at the Cosco food court. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:12.880 Eh oh yeah, yeah, he's got a million things, plus 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:16.840 apparently some cute guys on the menu too. Tell us 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.080 the story. What happened to Amy? 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.799 Yeah, so I was hanging out in the food court 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.440 because I was getting my tires done. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:24.200 At the tires apparently. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:28.680 Oh, I thought you're just putting out the vibes, you know. 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.240 I was just like on my phone watching reels on instad, 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.079 kind of laughing to myself, and then this guy kind 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.720 of like comes up behind me and he's like, oh, 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.200 you look like you're having been over here. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:41.160 Oh oh, and he's sits across from me. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:43.480 And then you finally look up and realize he's cute 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:44.320 and not annoyed. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:46.400 Well stay with me. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.079 Oh, I realized he's. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.080 Like ten fifteen years younger than me. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.640 Younger. Oh, you don't sound very old. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.280 Yeah, he just got out of middle school and he 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.160 came up to shoot a shot. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.280 Well it's not even the worst part. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.720 The worst part is that he was wearing a cape. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.520 Oh my cape is yeah, I am. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.560 Pure is this guy? Are we talking early twenties or 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.560 are we talking literally teens? 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.520 Yeah, very early twenties. 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.560 Okay, all right, so the cape is obviously a turn on. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:19.840 Keep going on. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:23.559 He's the Costco crusader. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.760 Yeah, I had to ask turn about he's a LARPer. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:33.200 Okay, live action role play. So he had a plastic 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:34.079 sword with him. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.440 I mean, if listeners don't know it's like where people 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.600 dress up in like medieval stuff and then they sword 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:40.839 fight in parks. Yeah. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.440 I feel like that was pretty self explanatory. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.320 But some people don't know it. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:45.040 Yeah. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:48.280 Okay, so this LARPer sits down across from you and 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.240 you are super turned on what happens next? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.760 Well, I'm trying to get rid of him because. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.400 Like I'm just trying to wait for my tired. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:00.680 Okay, Okay, So he he's like, do you want to 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:01.520 go somewhere to eat? 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.960 I'll pay, And I'm like no, I'm already had my 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:05.480 hot dog. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:06.800 Like I'm just I'm good. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.760 Do the confidence on this guy, Yeah, Kate to do this. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:11.640 I love it. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.040 That is very bold of him to like not only 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.320 just ask you out right there as soon as he 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.479 met you, he wanted to like take you to a 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.880 different place and eat somewhere else. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.719 Did he even take his cape off for it? 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.279 Well, and then I noticed I think he was like 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:28.760 kind of looking at his friends that were in the 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:29.480 corner that. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.239 Also looked like marper people. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.520 There's just a group of elves in the aisle eight. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.800 Yeah, so maybe his friends put him up to this. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.200 Is that what you're thinking at that point? 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:44.000 Maybe yeah, and then you know he leaves finally. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.000 Oh okay, why are you telling us about him if 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:48.080 the date isn't with him? 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:49.719 Or is this the guy? 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:54.320 So I'm still in the food court and like fifteen 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:58.279 twenty minutes later, this guy in a business suit sits 0:04:58.360 --> 0:04:59.560 diagonal to me. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.280 And then we start to talk. You know, it's just 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.800 like normal small palk Costco talk. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:05.120 Yeah. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.719 I told him about the LARPer guy. He thought that 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:08.320 was funny. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.600 He's like, I'm LARPing right now. This isn't nice suit. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.239 Business cosplay business LARPing. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.560 So now you're getting hit on. It sounds like a 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:22.600 second time, like a different dude at the same Costco 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.720 food quarter. Are you getting a better vibe from this guy? 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.960 Yes, definitely getting a better vibe. Like there was like 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.960 this old lady kind of at the table next to us, 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:34.320 and she fills her coke, her diet coke, and then 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.839 he like got up right away and like got a 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:37.080 bunch of napkins. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:38.480 And like helped her clean it up. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:39.400 Nice. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.039 I just remember that was like really nice, right, that 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:42.760 is nice. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.200 And he took his attention to from you to focus 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.680 on a different woman. Some might say, but. 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.680 You know, okay, you'd be jealous. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.400 Yeah, a girl gets up from Jess date. Excuse me, 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:53.440 I'm over here. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.040 Yeah, I think she can handle it herself. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.200 So did you actually connect with this guy on a 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.520 romantic glove well in the Costco food court. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.640 So I get a text that my tires already. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.840 I'm like, oh, I should go, but it was really. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:09.880 Nice to meet you. And then he gives me his 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:13.600 business card. He's like, I'd love to take you out 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.839 some time, get to know you more. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.679 Business card say what do you do for a living? 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.480 It's kind of weird, Like the business card. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.200 He's flexing, flexing. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.040 Not many people carrying him anymore. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:27.120 Does it just say businessman? 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:32.560 Call me for business entrepreneur. I got a business card 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.719 once from a guy that and then his business it 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.600 said he was a love smuggler. Oh yeah, his name 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:39.279 was Zultrand. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.560 Oh I thought you married. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:48.720 Weird watching, but this dude that you meant Costco sounds legit. 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:49.480 Does he have a name. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:51.159 Yeah, his name is Kai. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.800 Okay, okay, it's better than Zultran for sure. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:59.880 I don't know. But he did always send me the 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.680 longitude and the latitude of where he was going to 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:02.599 be a Bernie man. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.440 Oh no, I want to hear about this more. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.040 I know the less I like it. What's happened since 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.360 Costco with Kai? Have you been talking to him? 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.440 Yes? So we texted a little bit like a few 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.640 days after and then like the texting kind of stopped 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.520 and that was like a week and a half ago. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.000 Oh, it's like so. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.120 Rare to meet someone in person, So I just want 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.480 to know, like what's going on, Like, did he meet 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.000 someone else? 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:30.320 Was he like got into me? 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:34.440 Well, apparently everybody's meeting everybody at this Costco food court, 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.600 So is there a chance Kai went back there and 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.600 found a new woman? Oh no, I mean at Costco, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.280 you get everything in bulk, So why not include dates 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:43.640 in that they got four girlfriends? 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.880 There's not that many single people at Costo. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:49.960 Like then, LARPer. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:54.080 Kid was definitely on his mom's membership, nothing wrong with you. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.600 Know, and he was in a group two. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.760 All right, Well let's find out when we come back. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:00.680 We'll call Kai the business man and find out what 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:02.840 business he's been up to that's stopping him from going 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:03.760 out on a date with you. 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:05.840 Yeah, what's your business exactly? 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.080 We'll do it with your second date update right after this. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:09.480 Thank your hold. 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:12.640 On Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.600 An interesting place to meet someone is at the Costco 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:20.600 food court. That's what happened to our listener, Amy. She 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:24.640 met not just one guy there, but two while waiting 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.640 for her tires to be done. And the first dude, 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.040 maybe he wasn't quite what she was hoping for. You 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.520 get a cape on was hanging out with his Magic 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.320 the gathering friends. And even though she didn't say this, 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.440 I just got the feeling that he probably asked for 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:39.679 a sip of her sprite. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.400 Well, he was tifteen years younger. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:43.839 You have a boy than a man. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.400 Yeah, games on your phone. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:47.600 You're not going to drink all of that? 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:47.839 Are? 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.640 Can I sip a second straw in there? But then 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.839 a second dude walked over, a much better dude. N 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:58.720 Kai businessman, a businessman in a business suit. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.360 Yeah, all about that busy business walk. 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:05.920 We did all the business talk to the promptly business 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:06.560 ghosted her. 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:07.319 Yeah. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.040 Yeah, Amy, who doesn't meet a lot of guys that 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.360 doesn't mean any guys online or a lot of normal 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.480 guys out in the real world. Wants to know why? 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:15.480 Yeah? 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.800 I mean Amy, you haven't heard back from Kay. Have 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.839 you been back to the Costco food court because I 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.040 was kind of like a samplinge of single men for 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:22.959 you at one point. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:28.200 I haven't done my weekly Costco trip yet, but I 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:28.520 don't know. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.560 I want to know what's going on with Kai. 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.520 Okay to go back to the well, you know you 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:34.360 want what you can't have. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.839 Yes, is the perfect example. The nice guy wants to day. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.160 I'll take you to day right now. If you want 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.719 to leave right now, I'll go. And then there's a 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:41.400 guy that's. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:48.640 Like, oh, you're rooting for the LARPing kid. I am. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:49.600 Forgotten to call her back, and she's like. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:53.040 I need to know. I don't know that we want 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.160 to date the twenty year old. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.240 Yeah, he's gonna be faithful. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.040 I'm sure his mom will be back there to get 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.920 a bunch of like chocolate covered pretzels for him when 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.920 he's done. But first let's focus on Kay. We'll see 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.679 if he's really like ghosting you on purpose or if 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.120 something else is up. Well, Donal's number right now here 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:10.320 we go. 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:22.200 Hello, Hey is this Kai speaking? 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.439 Hey Kai? 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.640 Very business like response there, Kai. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:32.679 Good morning and condolences. What oh god? Kay, I'm sorry man, 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.600 we're a radio show that's why it's so weird over here. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.400 Hey, good morning, trying. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.560 To get all up in your business. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.720 Take it from a nine down to it two guys? 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.960 Yeah, Hey, yeah, I think you guys might have a 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:46.600 wrong number. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:49.920 No, no, sorry, sorry, we have the right guy, because 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:53.680 you are somebody who met a listener of ours out recently, 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:57.000 and it kind of falls underneath the umbrella of the 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.360 segment that we do called the second date Update, I 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.920 mean kind of loosely, yeah, because we know that there 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.600 wasn't like an actual date that happened. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.439 Yeah, I haven't been on any dates something, right. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.240 But our listener Amy says that you two met at 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.360 a Costco food court a little while back. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.880 Amy, Yeah, Amy, remember you sat across from her and 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.920 she like had a pizza or something where you had 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.559 a pizza and then you picked up a grandma's drink or. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:28.679 Broke when you let me handle the details. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:28.920 Drink. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.240 Yeah, some old lady nearby spilled her coke and you 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.600 volunteered to go help her, and Amy thought that was 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:37.200 really sweet. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:42.880 It was okay, I'm sorry, what the what is the 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:43.680 planoff all of this? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.760 Well, she liked you, She felt that there was some 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.920 sort of connection happening, and she thought since you gave 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.920 your business card to her and you were talking afterwards, 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.840 there would be another meetup. But that hasn't happened. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.640 Yeah, you know, we did share a couple of text 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.520 I just don't think it's going to work out in 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.120 the long run. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.040 To be honest, can I ask Ki at one point 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.000 did you think did it would be nice to take 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.000 Amy out on a date? 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.319 Yeah? I mean that's why I gave her my card. 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.560 I just you know, I quickly learned that it just 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:18.360 wasn't going to work. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.520 Well, when you say you realize that something was off 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.719 or it wasn't going to work, what do you mean 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:25.120 by that? 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:28.679 I get different priorities. 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.560 How can you tell what her priorities are? Or just 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.920 a couple of texts? Are we missing something. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.040 I don't want? I mean, this is gonna sound I 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.280 just don't want to be like judged by you guys. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.840 It's OK, that's sweet you're worried about our opinions. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.000 Look, you know, if there's just certain things that you 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.400 learn about a person and you just realize you're on 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.079 a different path than them, and so one of those 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.559 is I don't know if she mentioned I'm Actually I've 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.320 got the executive Costco membership and she doesn't. 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.760 Oh, I've heard about that tells. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.320 Me a lot about how you know, tells you what 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:12.520 how she takes, you know, the seriousness of like her 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:17.400 life and her future. M I'm going at Costco two 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.720 three times a week for protein for bulking, and you 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:21.640 know how much protein. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.000 Worried about your digestive system? 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.200 A lot of meal prep. I do a lot of 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:28.720 meal prep. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.360 They already sell everything in bulk. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.719 Wait are you being seriously? I mean, I just want 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.640 to know what the normal membership says about someone. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.240 Yeah, says to me that they just don't prioritize their life. 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:44.720 Okay, can I say something? 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:45.960 Oh? 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:52.120 Hi, Hello, you didn't opt for the higher level membership 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:52.839 of this second date. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.400 That's Amy. She's been waiting on the other line waiting 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:56.960 to talk to you. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:01.360 Come on, Sorry, how I I'm sorry. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:02.480 I just I just want to. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.200 So the reason you don't want to go out is 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:09.880 because I don't have the executive costal membership. 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:11.160 Like that's the issue. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:16.200 Yeah, you say it so matter of factly. I think 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.800 there's some things left unsaid that she needs to hear 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:19.120 from you. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.200 Wow, right, you get in an hour earlier with the 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.920 executive membership, So like, what you want me to get 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.800 there at a normal time and wait online with the 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.760 rest of the regular people. Oh my godhead, you get 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:34.000 two percent cash back rewards with the executive membership, which 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:38.000 pays for itself, it says to me, because it doesn't 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.480 cost that much more money for the executive membership that 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.880 you don't take your financial health seriously. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.240 Wo wow, he brings up some good points, Amy, do 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:48.160 you have anything to say to that? 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:49.720 Wow? 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.520 You know, I really thought that I met a normal 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.880 person at Costco, but clearly I didn't. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:00.840 You meant inn a executive member. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.840 He's not normal, Amy, I'm sorry. We're both literally and 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:07.040 figurative at the different status levels, and I can't be 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.840 the one to be teaching you how to get to 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:11.560 the next step. For me, that's a deal breaker. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:12.880 Oh my god. 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:18.200 Crazy a little on the unusual side. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.320 It is crazy to not take advantage of all the 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.640 benefits that executive members do you get. 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.440 Like, even if this is the issue, Like, she's not 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.960 going to stop you from having your membership, you can 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.000 still go in early. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.560 So what so I'm going to go in, go early, 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.480 come back with all my stuff, and she's not even 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:41.080 gonna have been able to go yet, and so I'm 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.320 going to feel good by that. I thought this all out. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:45.680 It's just it's not worth it. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.120 Why do you both have to go to Costco so much? 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:54.600 Amy, You're holding him back from his Costco privileges and 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:55.880 you can't afford to do that. 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:57.880 Okay, you are just serious. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.640 I think there's something else and this is his excuse. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:04.280 This is pretty weird. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.920 I don't know any single person that has an executive 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.640 membership to Costco's. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.040 Great, Well, that makes sense those on your friend group 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:14.200 because you're not good. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.280 So like, how are you going to meet somebody? 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.160 He'll meet somebody when he goes in an hour before 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.040 the rest of the normans get to go in. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.640 But executive memberships are all going to be. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:30.000 Like quality people. Yes, I'm sorry. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:31.840 I feel like it's going to be like vending machine 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.440 guys and then married people. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.960 That's a vending machine guy, you know, like people who. 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.600 Stalk the vending machines. They get a lot of their 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:41.760 products at Costco. Or maybe maybe people are putting together 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.040 concession stands for school events, Like that's who you're going 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.000 to get in that early hour you. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:50.840 Hold them in high regard though clearly so people helping 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:51.480 the community. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.440 Yeah, but they're just not gonna be single, That's what 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:55.000 I'm saying. 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.080 I don't know, kay, I mean we always have to 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.120 offer to ask at the end of the segment every 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:01.880 time if you'd like to go on one more date 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.920 with Amy despite all of her flaws and shortcomings. 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:06.920 I mean, what a man you'd be if you could 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:07.520 look past it. 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:13.320 Yeah, because we would pay for it now though, Wow, Okay, 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:17.639 I'm sure Amy, I'm sorry it was You're not a 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.640 high enough costco members. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:22.240 I'm not good enough. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.200 Maybe show him and joined Sam's Club. 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:26.960 Afford Sam's Club girl. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.280 Honestly, this whole thing is so stupid. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.840 Yeah, yeah, all right, Well. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.639 I guess it's back to the LARPer for you and 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:35.160 we'll do that. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:39.960 Second date that Jose's been wanting Brook and Jeffrey in 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.800 the morning. 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:44.919 You know, it's funny that she didn't even really argue 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.520 with him that much over his problem. 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:50.359 I think she was stunned. Yeah, I mean, honestly, Like 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.040 I mean, Jose may have said it at one point 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:54.800 where he's like, it's got to be something else. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:56.600