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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of Artematists, Simmy host

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Speaker 1: Kevin Polladay, Is that Kevin Poag? Hey, you know what

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Speaker 1: I think? Now is the time, so get the hell

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Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, but I digress. Let's meet a show

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Speaker 1: we know particular order. Let's quickly check in with Craig

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Speaker 1: Atkowski for his home maintenance corner. Okay, I rent so Uh,

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Speaker 1: I do very little home maintenance. Um My landlords are

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Speaker 1: elderly and unhelpful. And uh when we frequently have issues

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Speaker 1: like clog sinks, when they come, they come for the

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Speaker 1: day and uh they eat in the yard and uh

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Speaker 1: uh it's a whole thing. Okay, So I thought the

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Speaker 1: tips corner was for other people's needs and concerns. But

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Speaker 1: thank you. Look in two vowed to look out for

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Speaker 1: number one a little more. And I think I've been

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Speaker 1: giving it out for free to so many people. And

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Speaker 1: I think, uh, this is the year that I buy

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Speaker 1: a house. It's the year of the Craig's House copy

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Speaker 1: look out. It's James Zeney, Jackie, Carl Jim. How would

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Speaker 1: you fare as a forensics specialist? Oh, I'd be really

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Speaker 1: good because attention to detail. Attention to detail. Now, I

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Speaker 1: imagine forensics expert would be like, you go to a

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Speaker 1: crime scene and you look for things that most people

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Speaker 1: wouldn't notice. Now that's not forensics, then I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I just held up a number

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Speaker 1: of fingers. How many it was three? I mean I

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Speaker 1: am constantly paying attention. I can't hold it very long. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta lay off the pipe and I

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Speaker 1: please walking back. Gary Anthony Williams, Doc. I hate to

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Speaker 1: say this, but you did the right thing inviting me

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Speaker 1: act you seriously like this is one of those times

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Speaker 1: in your life where you can look at yourself and go, KP,

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Speaker 1: I got it right, Yeah, I got it right. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's not often this is it, buddy. I'm about about, Uh,

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Speaker 1: what field of medicine would you most like to practice?

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Speaker 1: Hair medicine? Not for like hair loss, but like sometimes

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Speaker 1: I don't like what's his name, Michael Caine. I hate

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Speaker 1: looking at Michael Caine's hair. I hate it. It makes

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Speaker 1: it I can almost not watch him act because I

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Speaker 1: hate the look of his hair. Most I could get

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Speaker 1: in there and like, medicinize his hair, do something to

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Speaker 1: it that's gonna change it, that's gonna make it more.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. Some people would say visually pleasing,

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Speaker 1: then that's what I would do medically, I would like

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Speaker 1: to do that for people like him, so because it

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Speaker 1: it makes me want to vomit looking at it, I

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Speaker 1: understand I haven't thrown up since I was like twelve,

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Speaker 1: thirteen years Yeah. No, it's painful as you get older.

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Speaker 1: H two words will help you do pretty good Michael

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Speaker 1: Caine impersonation, You're ready, my my cocaine cocaine, Mike cocaine cocaine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome, thank you. And last, but no bunk cake

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Speaker 1: cockering for you. If you think of last, it's Joey Greer,

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Speaker 1: tiny prinzer. What will you replace Dancing with the Stars with?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Finally, you know how long I've been

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Speaker 1: waiting to become a studio head, to actually have like

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Speaker 1: the authority to tell, like, what is our lineup going

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Speaker 1: to be? You know what I'm saying because I look

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Speaker 1: at it. It's this. How long has Dancing with the

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Speaker 1: Star has been going on? Sixty plus years? Twenty years?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, No one really knows because it just

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Speaker 1: keeps going. And here here's the big thing. Everyone's gonna say,

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Speaker 1: this is an institution. It gives alleged falons an opportunity

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Speaker 1: to kind of come back into the public eye spin doctorate, right,

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Speaker 1: and then maybe that we're not gonna get convicted. So

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna keep that, right, I'm gonna keep

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Speaker 1: bringing an alleged felons, right, except I'm gonna do it

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Speaker 1: just like Running Man. I'm actually gonna bring in the

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Speaker 1: film Running Man into what this is? All right, So okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the eighties version people, all right, I'm talking Schwarzenegger,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm talking getting that little pipe and get

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Speaker 1: what about the dancers. What about the opportunity to showcase dancers?

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Speaker 1: I I agree, I'm not I'm not saying the arts

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Speaker 1: for Joey. When you become a studio head, which is tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: know exactly how many seasons of the show have taken place.

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Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah? Yeah, you seem a little confused

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Speaker 1: about the number of seas yea. Yeah. Also when you

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Speaker 1: what would that would sound like coming out of a

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Speaker 1: baseball announcer's voice, some kind of best just waiting to

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Speaker 1: become a studio head. He hasn't done anything to get

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Speaker 1: himself there, just been waiting, just waiting for the call.

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Speaker 1: You know James, James needs lunch every day. Apparently every

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Speaker 1: day you can provide that you can get him out

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Speaker 1: I recently watched the movie Hostage for the first time. Sidebar,

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Speaker 1: I have second billing of Bruce Willis. In this movie,

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Speaker 1: my character is knocked unconscious for the phone. I didn't

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion a man who can't decide whether he's severely

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Speaker 1: injured or perfectly fine. Thanks again and again Chris Pete.

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Speaker 1: Dr Lujah, duc felujer. You have two patients in the

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Speaker 1: you right The other wants to see you in imediately,

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Speaker 1: Which one would you like to me? I would like

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Speaker 1: for you, Dr Felujah, if I may as your doctor's assistant.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see you, to see the guy who

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Speaker 1: all right, and me but should I go get him now?

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Speaker 1: Dr Felujah now or now? That's the same thing. You've

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Speaker 1: already given me your insurance information. So you're you're in

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Speaker 1: can you take me out of the system, Mr Hammercock.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to do that. All right.

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Speaker 1: You're in the system, all right. So it's American. It's America, okay,

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Speaker 1: I it's I love it. I can't get enough of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Mr Okay, I can understand sarcasm. Sir. Look you you

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Speaker 1: came into the office today to see the doctor. Doctor, Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Roll roll. Can you can hear me your

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Speaker 1: believe Did you let the doctor know that? Thank you? Miriam? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did I let the doctor know that, Mr Hamma

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Speaker 1: hammer Cock, America. I let the doctor know that easier?

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Speaker 1: Can you can you also just learn I don't have

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Speaker 1: This has been happening A lot people are coming in

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Speaker 1: you do, I will go explain this to him as well. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: these are his patients. So I'm not sure what's going

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Speaker 1: on with the marketing or what's going on with the flyering,

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Speaker 1: or how we're getting these dampages. But look, I don't

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Speaker 1: Mr Hammercock, we've been through this all right, hammer Cock,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you that the uploading of your consciousness

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Speaker 1: is only temporary. All right. You are to be my

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Speaker 1: consciousness just for most of our medical fires are being

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Speaker 1: transferred to meta ghost. I'm sorry, sorry, Yeah, in the

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Speaker 1: ghost waiting there's three ghosts in the ghost waiting room

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Speaker 1: right now. I'll try to go get them quiet while

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Speaker 1: you deal with Mr American. You're welcome, so, sir, yes,

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Speaker 1: So it's not gonna be in this if you'd just

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Speaker 1: because you're gonna kill me here, sir, We're not going

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Speaker 1: to kill you, all right. No, no one's going to die,

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Speaker 1: no one. May I have an appointment? Hi? How are

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Speaker 1: you well? I'm sick, which is why I'm here. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for asking. You're well, okay, the main if you could check? Please,

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Speaker 1: what did I say, James before you go to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: you're severely injured. Clear, you go to that doctor and

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Speaker 1: thanks Now, I would do it myself, but I have

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Speaker 1: smoothies to make. I take you, but I have smoothies

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Speaker 1: and thank you. You're welcome. And also it's been uploaded

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Speaker 1: body's gonna be fine. It'll grow back. Please just hoist

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Speaker 1: You and I signed a hoisting agreement years ago. But

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Speaker 1: I don't need it to grow back. The legs will

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Speaker 1: grow back if you see Discovery Channel. I have you

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Speaker 1: watched too many reptile things on Discovery Channel. Yes, in

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Speaker 1: the reptile world, if the tills are moved at the

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Speaker 1: right time, it grows back. Yes. You call yourself Lenny

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Speaker 1: the Lizard, but you're not hot living come from a

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Speaker 1: Let me see if your legs are growing Okay, here, look,

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Speaker 1: holy shit, her little nubbins wear baby legs. Right, they're

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Speaker 1: rowing back, growing back. You're growing back. You're right, all right.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to uh well, day one of Dancing with the Stars.

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Speaker 1: You are gonna be teamed up with celebrity dancers. But

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Speaker 1: next couple of weeks, I'll be full height again. I'm

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Speaker 1: a lizard man. Uh. And my my baby legs are

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Speaker 1: still growing in. And if you can dance? Oh, I

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Speaker 1: like dinner? Chesting? It was very nice. At home. They

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Speaker 1: be me. So Mr Grace, you should be seeing it

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Speaker 1: what was that? Hunter? You should have two point eight

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Speaker 1: By great question. Uh maybe, because in two days time,

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Speaker 1: I will be the richest country in the world. Is

417
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Speaker 1: that weird to say? Do you seem to have a

418
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: lot of hostilities? Still? I'm not Yeah, how didn't you?

419
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 1: And why did you become a teacher? Well? Great? Quick,

420
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: look it's question day and what's that question? It's Christian

421
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the six o'clock News. We have a guest

422
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: here with us tonight, Mr Franklin Grace. Now, Mr Grace,

423
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: they say, no, Man is an island, but apparently you

424
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: are now a country, and you are quickly becoming one

425
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: of the richest countries in the world. There are questions

426
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: that need to be asked and answers that need to

427
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: follow those questions. My God, can we get a new host?

428
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: So along Jesus christ. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna buy

429
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: this network and I'm actually gonna hire somebody else to

430
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: come in here. I don't dog dare you to do that?

431
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: Mr Grace. The transaction is completely You've bought the network.

432
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: Oh why don't we get let's get Bruce Campbell in

433
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: here to do this. Click, Mr President, I think that's

434
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: the man. That man on TV right there is the

435
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: one that stole our money from the White House. Yeah, Tim,

436
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: When what are we gonna do about this? I think

437
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: we should do, you know, like because because thank you

438
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: captain observation. What I need our answers and solutions. I

439
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe we do like a seal team or something.

440
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: Maybe we do like a seal You're the president, not me.

441
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: Get that guy? How to funk? Is that a solution? Well,

442
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: Secretary husker Um, thank you for calling Baking for America.

443
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna have to go through a couple of authentication

444
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: protocols before we can make sure that this is actually you.

445
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: And and of course get everything I do. I cash

446
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: checks in this line. Sir, sir you first, here's what

447
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: you do if you wait behind me, because I'm after

448
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: the dude in front of you, just asking the question,

449
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: just asking the question. I'm just giving an answer. I'll

450
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: tell you what. As soon as you go up to

451
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: the teller and give them your information, they're gonna upload

452
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: your consciousness and you're gonna be in the system. Okay, true, alright,

453
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: Look it's covering my chin. Yeah that's not where your

454
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: mouther knows is Okay, Wow, someone, there's a strong side off.

455
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: I put a dollar in the cursed jar. So is

456
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: this the line for cashing a check? They're all lines

457
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: for cashing check these lines you can okay, all right,

458
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: I know you bought the bank in the machine. Go

459
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: to the machine curse jar fifty dollars today, Senator Husker,

460
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: can you please authendicates? Please okay? Ask me all right?

461
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: Is security question? How many cats did you have when

462
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: you were a kid? Oh, my god, when I was

463
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: a kid. Well, there was a variation because I didn't

464
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: have them all at one time. I gathered them. So

465
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: does it say when I wrote down the number just

466
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: says how many cats did you have? It? I guess cumulatively,

467
00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: i'd say eleven eleven never at one stone, bigging he Peggy,

468
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: come to the back door, baby, Look at that little

469
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: husker boys out there gathering catching in and I'm a

470
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: backyard look at it. Look at it. Come here, Colaire, Kitty.

471
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: Maybe I have a good mind to throw a rock

472
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: at that job. Now. I've never thrown a rocket a

473
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: child before, but I have a good mind to throw rocket. Now,

474
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: you stay out of that boy's hair, Tad, Come on,

475
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm not missing with his heir, baby, but he's out

476
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: there gathering cats, and all those couldn't be loan to him. Okay,

477
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: you think he's gonna be a serial killer or something

478
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: because he's holding cats. I don't know what he's going

479
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: to be. But what he can't be is a respectable

480
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: member of society doing such a thing. He could grow

481
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: up to be the Secretary of Defense if he does.

482
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: I would literally eat my left foot. Well, Tad, we

483
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: made that bad thirty years ago. You gotta do it, honey.

484
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm halfway through my achilles tending right now. Okay. And

485
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: it's on a bage pipe. I don't know he popped

486
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: it in thirty thirty seconds or so. I didn't see

487
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: the time. And and I'm sorry, standing, that's not correct. Eleven,

488
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: it's not correct. It's not Is it more or less?

489
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: Because I how many guests you have? Well? One more guest?

490
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: That's gonna lock you out? I can go to another question.

491
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, oh, a different question. And you can't

492
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: tell me if it was more or less than eleven?

493
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, Okay, next question, Okay, what was

494
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,479
Speaker 1: the name of the high school you sat on? Shut up?

495
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't understand you wrote this question. I don't know. Oh,

496
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: I wrote the question, baby, baby, maybe come to the front.

497
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: Do come to the front. What is it? Tad? Look,

498
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: you was right, you were right about you were right

499
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: about me through and rocks hitting. But look across the street,

500
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: across the paw look on top of the school. Is

501
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: this damn husker boy? He's sitting on the school a

502
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: crap load of cats. He's sitting on Millard Fillmore high.

503
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: May a rocket him this time? Okay, yes, yes, he's bad,

504
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: he's badness itself. To bring me the rock bucket, baby, Okay,

505
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: the average sized rock bucket of the small room smelling.

506
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: Don't know how to spell? Millard Miller, tell me what

507
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: M I L M it's and and am you're mixing out?

508
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: How do you know you weren't even there? Just put

509
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: it in M I L M A N. Millman, help

510
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: me out here. I'm gonna be in big trouble. Okay, Secretary,

511
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I wish I could. I don't have this actor.

512
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: You need to give me that access. I'll try, Milman.

513
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: I L Actually, can you pull up Google maps? I'm

514
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: not I don't have that outside of our own system. American,

515
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: this is an American problem. You're not just me, you're

516
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: helping out America. I'm not allowed to google it because

517
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: I was looking at people eating themselves, so I got

518
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: in trouble. So um, I'm gonna look up here. So

519
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just give one more question and then if

520
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: that doesn't work, I don't know. I don't know. No,

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00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: that's fine. I'm sure I'll know this one, Okay. In

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00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: eighteen forty seven, there was a ship that left the port.

523
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: I must sleep it alive. That a scene to scene too.

524
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, we will not drill any further down. Scene

525
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: three come from Page and Acamaniac. We all love who wrote, Hey,

526
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: alchemist Kevin, it's great to have you back. Top shelf.

527
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: Is yours saying suggestion Stone Mason petitions to become a Freemason, Sincerely,

528
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: Cranberry Muskra. Welcome to the members of the Masonic Society.

529
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: Up hurry, huray, huray. There's uh some action on the

530
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: books today that needs to be taken care of before

531
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: we can go out and do our sonic work. I

532
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: understand there's a young fellow here who has a petition.

533
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: He wants to make a change of some sort. Could

534
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: we get this out of the way so we can

535
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: go out and do our Masonic huray, bring forward the

536
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: human crazy. Where is he? Whipper snapper? Looked for? Where

537
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: is he? I literally sorry, I'm sorry, I'm I'm sorry,

538
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm late. Oh young are you? I'm let me see

539
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: the old hands. Oh he doesn't have the hand of

540
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: a Stonemason, even at such a young age. Young man,

541
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: what is it we have to get out and do

542
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: our very important work. Well, I'm I'm turning eighteen and

543
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: I'll be able to have an official job and be

544
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: my own man tomorrow. And I'd like to go uh

545
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: one step further in Stonemason, and I'd like to be

546
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: a Freemason. This meeting to joint definition of a whippers nap?

547
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: How did it go? They laughed me out? What Maybe

548
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: I gotta wait until I'm actually an adult. Screw that, man,

549
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sicking all these goddamn secret societies. Times.

550
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: We can't join the Illuminati. We're not We're not a Freemason.

551
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: Skull and crossbones, I see, I hear you. What do

552
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: you guys? What are YouTube What are YouTube boys in

553
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: there giggling about? We're not giggling. Mom. It sounded like

554
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: if you're gonna give all. You open the door. If

555
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: you got to chartle, you leave it closed. We're not

556
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: gonna laugh, I promise very good. Carry on. What is

557
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: up with your mom and laughing? What the fuck? I

558
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: don't know that we We hadn't had a lot of

559
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: laughter in our house growing up. Maybe that's it. Maybe

560
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: our secret Society should be about laughing. Oh wait, all

561
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: those guys laughed me out of there. Maybe the Secret

562
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: Society has a little too with humor. Yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah.

563
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: What if our secret society is so secret we invite

564
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: people to watch us do something funny? Is that? I

565
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm a will end in an improv show,

566
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: and that's that's something I've been trying to avoid. I

567
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: got into stonework. Of course, we want to be successful.

568
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: We want to have like stability. So let's see, all right,

569
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: I got idea. There's actually this old, old, abandoned building

570
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: right by Briars Bridge that I think that we can

571
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: put some stones up there make it look nice. Second,

572
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: isn't that place haunted? Allegedly they said in the nineteen

573
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: and fifties, a whole bunch of school kids were out

574
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: there and they were caught up in a satanic ritual.

575
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: Two of them were sacrificed, but the dark Lord themselves,

576
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: I say themselves, because I am Legion. If we're all

577
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: familiar with the Gospel of Mark, Stan actually was expunged

578
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: from a human being thrown into a thousand pigs that

579
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: ran off a cliff. That makes sense. So as long

580
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: as we don't do any Satanic rituals will be fine.

581
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 1: I guess whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you boys going

582
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: Briar's bridges out? Yeah, we know, guy, We're just gonna

583
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: go check out some ship. My name is Julius. It

584
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: is hey, just I just I don't like to be

585
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: called old guy. Okay, why are you pinching your nipples?

586
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: It's it's how I tell how cold it is. And

587
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: it's a cold night as you can see. All right,

588
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: you gonna cut right now to the first of all,

589
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: that was an amazing game. You were right about that,

590
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: Jackson and the sports. Let's cut to the weather right now, Julius,

591
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,959
Speaker 1: what do we expect in the way of temperatures this day? Well, ah,

592
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: it's gonna be about negative three celsius that is yeah, Julius,

593
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. Listen um at the weather has

594
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: changed once again. And uh it's I'm reminded of something

595
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 1: I try to forget every year, year after year, and

596
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: that is your technique. Uh. Sometimes it's spectacular. It sets

597
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: the world. It's my patented nipple pinching technique. Yeah, it's

598
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: just we live in a different life in society, and

599
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: you're familiar with the term woke. Yes, I I woke

600
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: at uh six am. Wow, Julius, that's a that's a

601
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: crazy story about losing your job. Um, well this is

602
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: before better. But if you had watched the local news

603
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: in the eighties, you would have seen quite a bit

604
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: of me. I remember my dad saying that they would

605
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: go up to you, like in February March to see

606
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: if your nipples would pop in or out, to see

607
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: if there's gonna be a longer winter or not. Yeah,

608
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: is it true you could cut glass? Well, on a

609
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: cold day, I could cut glass with my nipples. Yes,

610
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: is it true if you tell a lie, your nipples

611
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: grow longer. That's everybody. Any any rumor you've heard about

612
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: my nipples is true. But look, this isn't about me.

613
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: I was just here to tell you that the bridge

614
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: is out and I wanted to see you what what

615
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: you boys were up to tonight. Don't tell him, Julius. Sorry, buddy,

616
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: I mean to populate this, but you're hanging around the

617
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: bridge again. Well, people need to know when Briar's Bridge

618
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: is out, Julius. Look, look, we have the Sheriff's the problem.

619
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: We put up signs. They know. Okay, look, I hate

620
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: to do this, but I gotta take you to the

621
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: edge of town. Pull on, second, officer. Some officers terror me.

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Speaker 1: May I ask you on the shine please? Of course,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to let that guy in the cop

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00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: car again. Last time I used his nipples to cut

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00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: the back windows out of the damn thing. Of course,

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00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: we're not going to let him in the back of

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Speaker 1: the cup Are you kidding me? Get him to the

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00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: edge of town, then, what's your You know what my

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00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: plan is. We're gonna duct take the nipples and then

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Speaker 1: we're gonna roll them down. Okay, alright, let's let's get

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Speaker 1: to it. Then, just don't take me to the edge

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Speaker 1: of town. There's a darkness there, Julie. Just hold on, Julius,

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00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: just just let it happ and let it happen. I

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00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: feel all five senses through my nipples. Push. This is

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00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: I eat through my nipples, Philius, understand that we're not

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00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: doing this to be We're not doing this to be

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00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: mean to you. To breathe through my nipples, you're killing Okay,

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00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: let's let's say we'll take it off. I'll take the

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00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: tape off. Sorry about blady, hold on, hold on, bleat out,

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00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: bleat out your pigs. That's a pretty scary story, Julius. Yeah, yeah,

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00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: slash slash their throats with my nipples. It was a

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00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: cold day after all. Um. Anyway, anyway, I've got stories.

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00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: I've got stories. But what what brings you to the

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00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: edge of town? Well, we were actually going to the

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Speaker 1: building that Why don't you tell them? Because I honestly don't.

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00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm not as sure about it you are. You you're

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00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: not sure what you're gonna do. Well, I guess there's

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00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: a building back there, Julius, I don't give a ship.

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00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: I'll be You are on TV, okay, just talk to me.

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00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: You don't talk to me. I was on Dancing with

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00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: the Stars. Well, I was out week one because I

652
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: was paired off with a lizard man. But but I

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00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: was big enough at that time. Yeah, I know, Julius,

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00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: with you from the bottom up, and now you're just

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Speaker 1: a big own campus and you want to talk to

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00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: me out of here. I'm leaving. It's not true. That's

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00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: not true. Don't slam the door with your nipple. Oh

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00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: my god, that's how I slam things, Miranda. Okay, okay, look,

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00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: look I'll split everything with you. You actually have the house,

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00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: all right. I don't want the house like I just

661
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: want you. Let's let's make love like we used to.

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00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't love you. I don't love you anymore. You

663
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: don't have to. That's our show. Uh, woke as we get.

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Speaker 1: I was just afraid of what Joey was gonna create

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00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: next for your nipples to do. Let's sank Aliver rockam

666
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: shall we uh in this order? Gary Anthony Williams, thank

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00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: you so damn much for being Thank you, sweet France.

668
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: Such a pleasure, just an American pleasure. Happy damn New York.

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00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: Thank you, Fran all right, Uh anything you want to

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00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: guide folks towards. By the way, Yes, I have just

671
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: cured COVID, so it within the next It should be

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00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: week and a half, definitely before January thirty. Okay, you

673
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: can get out and see it all. Thank you. I

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00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: won't be anywhere that I know until the end of

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Speaker 1: the year when I'll be at the Kennedy Center with

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00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: my group, the Black Version. So until then, I don't

677
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. Back and get rich Man, he's

678
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: gonna wait on it. Let me let me know how

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00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: how we all might join in that fun. James Heeney,

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's been so much fun. Maybe check out

681
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: game Front. We've got tons of videos. It's a lot

682
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: of fun there. Game Front on YouTube now more than ever, now,

683
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 1: more than ever, Craig Atkowski, thank you so much, Oh

684
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: so much fun. I do want to let Dana Duke

685
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: know that I am. I'm a big fan. I do

686
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: know him, and he deserves to be on Dancing with

687
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: the Starts as much as anyone does. Right, Yeah, that

688
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: was just improv Well that was in character. That's right.

689
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: It would not be scraping the bottle of the where

690
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: your thoughts came forward through another person's personality. Joey Greer.

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Speaker 1: I just Julius, oh man, Yeah, I can't get enough. No, no,

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00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: Julius has got to come back. Julius may be a

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Speaker 1: new fan favorite. I do sounds a lot like Marvin

694
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much a little bit. I do

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Speaker 1: want to just make a public announcement from us to

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Speaker 1: anyone who's listening. And I've been hearing a lot of

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Speaker 1: people say that there are too many condomats in our

698
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: in our feet, in our show, when when you listen

699
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: to it, I just want to apologize. Oh, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go the other way. You're welcome. Can you have, honestly,

701
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: can you have too many condoments? Thank you, Gary, Thank

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00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: you Gary. Yeah. I mean those of you who are

703
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: writing in I'm reading them, to your emails and and messages,

704
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: you seem very upset. Um. You know, my heart goes

705
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 1: out to you. And I know i'm speaking in the face.

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00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm biting the hand, as it were. There's a fast

707
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: forward option on every telephone when you're listening to a podcast,

708
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: no matter how you're listening to a podcast, just pop it.

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00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: It's like ten seconds, boom your phone, boom your folk.

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Speaker 1: Give it a try. Let us know how that works out.

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00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: And and thank you Joey, Well, thank you. Okay, let's

712
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Speaker 1: give thanks to Doug Bam, our producer, and to the

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Speaker 1: start find folks that I hurt media from them. I'm

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Speaker 1: Kevin Boli, your host. Thank you all of you for

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00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: joining us each and every damn time, and thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling everyone. James, did you have a review you

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00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 1: want to? I don't have anything pulled up. All right,

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Speaker 1: maybe next show. Until next time, no,