Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of does
Speaker 1: the Pope trend in the woods? Uh oh, that's court
Speaker 1: to see if you current do that on television?
Speaker 2: But do you current do that on television?
Speaker 1: My name is Jack. That over there is Miles. Yes,
Speaker 1: does the Pope trend in?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Absolutely the Pope trendedth and with you and also with.
Speaker 3: No spear is murthy and earth forever.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: Let's see here, let's trending on the old Let's see.
Speaker 1: Pope is as of this recording, still in double critical
Speaker 1: condition or you know.
Speaker 3: What's double critical condition?
Speaker 1: No, no, sorry, double double seriously critical condition, seriously critical condition. Anyways, trending.
Speaker 1: Gold card is trending. Have you heard about this deal,
Speaker 1: this sweet deal that they're offering.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Forget about green card. What if I offered you a
Speaker 1: gold card. We're going to be selling a gold card.
Speaker 1: That's part of the quote. You have a green card,
Speaker 1: this is a gold card. We're going to be putting
Speaker 1: a price on that card of about five million dollars
Speaker 1: and that's going to give you a green card privileges.
Speaker 1: Plus it's going to be a route to citizenship and
Speaker 1: wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying
Speaker 1: this card. M the cost coization of American citizenship. Wow,
Speaker 1: Like it's like getting the VIP pass to Coachella, right,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Can you Now it's truly I mean like used to
Speaker 3: I mean America is can you afford to live in
Speaker 3: the United States? Like survive in the United States? And
Speaker 3: now it's like can you afford to be an American citizen?
Speaker 3: Now it's a new thing. Can you do? You have
Speaker 3: five five million?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's somehow not the worst thing that Donald
Speaker 3: Trump has uttered or you know, broadcasted from his terrible
Speaker 3: brain in the last twenty four hours. Because there's also
Speaker 3: a video that's trending or not. Everyone's talking about it
Speaker 3: because is he on truth? Social released a video or
Speaker 3: like this is like a yeah, posted a video AI
Speaker 3: slop video about like Trump Gaza what his plans are,
Speaker 3: and it looks again it's total AI slop. There's like
Speaker 3: him dancing with ladies. There's also uh Elon Musk is
Speaker 3: all over it. There's money Musk years old. It's so
Speaker 3: fucking bro. This is like it's it's so bad, it's
Speaker 3: so absurd.
Speaker 1: Number one, the song is like kind of catchy, catchy
Speaker 1: AI slap.
Speaker 3: I guess I can just fucking song is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Here, h Donald to set you Free.
Speaker 3: Donald's coming to set.
Speaker 2: You free, Free bringing to.
Speaker 1: See no More, No More Fear Gaza.
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, that's he's he's he's putting up ads
Speaker 3: for his you know, casino that he thinks he'll own.
Speaker 3: Because again, very serious. It's like so weird. It's like
Speaker 3: on top of all the serious shit that's happening, then
Speaker 3: he posts some fucking wacky shit like this wild is
Speaker 3: going on, dude. That's why I'm like, this guy is
Speaker 3: so out of.
Speaker 1: It and everyone else ethnic Cleansino.
Speaker 3: That's his new that's his new moniker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the new casino.
Speaker 3: So yeah, chaos abounds.
Speaker 2: It's wild.
Speaker 1: It is truly wild that he posted that because also
Speaker 1: like it makes Elon Musk look like kind of young
Speaker 1: and trim. He's like stuffing his face in all the
Speaker 1: for something. He's eating hummus and that like that's uh
Speaker 1: and I think there's literal money rating from this guy.
Speaker 1: He's eating hummus constantly looks very trim, and then Trump
Speaker 1: looks like shuh, he looks like stepped on. Shit, he
Speaker 1: looks like towed from the Frog and Toad children's book.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a shot of him and bebie and
Speaker 3: lounge chairs by the pool, and you're like, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is grim. There's also a lot of people noticed that
Speaker 3: there were like belly dancers but had like beards, and
Speaker 3: people are like, yeah, I don't think this guy was
Speaker 3: looking very closely, or maybe he a troll made this
Speaker 3: video to get him to repost it for this purpose.
Speaker 3: Either way, he posted it. We have to talk about that.
Speaker 3: We love it, folks, just for a bit. Moving on, Moving.
Speaker 1: On, MICAEH Parsons, great NFL defensive player, one of the
Speaker 1: best athletes in American sports, tried to go at a
Speaker 1: sumo wrestler and uh, it's it's entertaining.
Speaker 2: This felt Twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I just wild to see someone who
Speaker 3: everyone's like, dude, these fucking NFL dues like obviously the
Speaker 3: like the brain injuries aside, like their fierce competitors, to
Speaker 3: go up against a sumo wrestler who like I just
Speaker 3: just inherently understands like, yeah, my job is to literally
Speaker 3: not be pushed out of this circle.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, go ahead, do your and It's so funny.
Speaker 3: See Micah Parsons feet like he's trying to get traction
Speaker 3: like a cartoon like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like the Fresthlin Stone Carshit. His feet
Speaker 1: are just yeah, and the sumo wrestler does not move,
Speaker 1: does not bulge. It's wild and yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: this is somebody in their natural element in the sumo ring,
Speaker 1: doing their thing. But it's just wild to see how
Speaker 1: much like that can be a skill, just being immovable
Speaker 1: with no shoes on.
Speaker 3: And knowing like the geometry of how to not be
Speaker 3: like have someone press you around, push you around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael Parsons is like kind of bent at the waist.
Speaker 1: This dude is a straight line from his head to
Speaker 1: his foot. It's just like helped like a fucking beam.
Speaker 3: It's a triangle. You will not break this, but hey,
Speaker 3: shout out to up. I mean, look, as a Japanese
Speaker 3: person who grew up watching summel Micah Parsons, you should
Speaker 3: have grabbed his foodushet man, that's what that's you're supposed
Speaker 3: to do. Bro, That's how you really gonna get leverage.
Speaker 3: Throw his ass around by grabbing his The rap that
Speaker 3: they wear really trying to like, yeah, he's trying to
Speaker 3: like hook his fucking armpits and ship bro grab the foot.
Speaker 3: You could you could lift his ass up if you
Speaker 3: actually were like, okay, that's right now, let me try
Speaker 3: by manipulating your fundus year.
Speaker 2: That's not like bad form to grab the.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no, that's.
Speaker 2: Actually part of it. Appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you you you must sometimes because sometimes you
Speaker 3: can just straight up lift somebody out of the ring
Speaker 3: by grabbing them by the.
Speaker 1: I know that from y Just generally my fighting style
Speaker 1: and m m A is wedgie giving. Let's just just
Speaker 1: give extreme wedgies to people. Get knocked out every single time,
Speaker 1: but get them off their feet every once in a while. Uh.
Speaker 1: The Republicans one step closer to their dream budget. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just what four point five trillion steps left?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, And I don't mean to call it funds
Speaker 3: like more traditional that I think technically similar with Malashi
Speaker 3: from my assume. For my Sumo fans out there, I
Speaker 3: apologize I should have said Mahashi instead of Fundoshi. Anyway,
Speaker 3: all that to say through so many emails, I know,
Speaker 3: I know from panicking, don't release this episode, but yeah,
Speaker 3: the Republicans in you know, Capitol Hill News again. They
Speaker 3: are their main goal right now. They are tasked with
Speaker 3: in Congress to actually passing legislation to help the oligarchical
Speaker 3: dream of forever tax cuts a reality. You know, this
Speaker 3: is the one where they are going to cut four
Speaker 3: and a half trillion dollars in tax revenues over the
Speaker 3: next decade, and the way they offset that is by
Speaker 3: getting at least two trillion dollars in spending. And on
Speaker 3: Tuesday they got a little bit closer to that reality
Speaker 3: when porn Pope and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson
Speaker 3: eked out a two seventeen two point fifteen party line
Speaker 3: vote to pass a budget resolution. Now this is not
Speaker 3: the actual bill. The buzzet budget resolution is like essentially
Speaker 3: a blueprint for the GOP to begin coming up with
Speaker 3: proposals for how to make all this spending go away.
Speaker 3: Since this isn't the actual bill, Republicans are like, no, no,
Speaker 3: we're not going to be cutting like snap or like medicaid.
Speaker 3: But when you look at this as basically a roadmap
Speaker 3: for making cuts like, for example, like energy and commerce,
Speaker 3: according to this budget resolution, they need to find about
Speaker 3: eight hundred and eighty billion dollars in spending to acts. Well,
Speaker 3: the only way you're gonna get there is by taking
Speaker 3: a huge bite out of Medicaid's ass which covers seventy
Speaker 3: million low income Americans, And like Agriculture Committee, they need
Speaker 3: to find two hundred and thirty billion dollars in cuts. Well,
Speaker 3: that would essentially mean they're gonna have to go after
Speaker 3: SNAP and other subsidies for people who need food. So
Speaker 3: the only reason basically they aren't able to just walk
Speaker 3: this completely through Congress is there's already a shitload of
Speaker 3: disagreement among Republicans over what to cut and ultimately if
Speaker 3: those cuts are even enough, Because some people are real
Speaker 3: deficit hawks and they're like, yeah, I'm down to cut
Speaker 3: programs and let people die, but like I also actually
Speaker 3: want to do like fiscal conservatism and I want to
Speaker 3: bring the deficit down. And those people aren't pleased, but
Speaker 3: they found enough common ground to get this through the House.
Speaker 3: Then you have the Senate, who has a completely different
Speaker 3: outlook on this. So there's going to be a lot
Speaker 3: a lot of capital, like political capital, is going to
Speaker 3: be spent to really get through this and try and
Speaker 3: justify all these cuts because you're already seeing people like
Speaker 3: turn up at town hall meetings were already angry about
Speaker 3: the shit Doze's doing. So imagine what they do when
Speaker 3: you're in a district where people are on like snap
Speaker 3: and they need food and you're gutting that and they're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck am I supposed to do. One thing
Speaker 3: we have learned though through reporting is quote party leaders
Speaker 3: suggests that if lawmakers feel the need to hold town halls,
Speaker 3: they do tell at town halls or at least vet
Speaker 3: attendees to avoid scenes that become viral clips. According to
Speaker 3: GOP sources, at Ubaid said, House Republican leaders are urging
Speaker 3: lawmakers to stop engaging in them all together.
Speaker 1: So just ignore the problem that she'll go away. But yeah,
Speaker 1: those feel that way unless you show up and see
Speaker 1: them feeling that way.
Speaker 3: Then allow other people to see them feel that way,
Speaker 3: and then they're going to get ideas on how to
Speaker 3: feel that way. So stop letting people see how they
Speaker 3: feel and we can get on with the art of
Speaker 3: the deal or steal.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That was pretty good. A little bit of
Speaker 1: little bit of Shakespeare, you know what Shakespeare? Yeah, famous
Speaker 1: rhyming poet Shakespeare.
Speaker 3: I hate yeah, you know, I hate to, you know,
Speaker 3: just totally plagiarize his work like that. But sometimes you
Speaker 3: gotta just got to let it come through you.
Speaker 1: But we talked on yesterday's a trending about how Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders is going to gop like deep red districts and
Speaker 1: just being like this is bad.
Speaker 2: They're all the garks that are taking it away.
Speaker 1: From you and it's like standing room only having to
Speaker 1: turn people away like people. Yeah, so you know, which
Speaker 1: does seem like the thing that Democrats should be doing
Speaker 1: is giving people places to vent their frustration.
Speaker 3: If they only they knew how to do it. But
Speaker 3: I think this is where you have to we have
Speaker 3: to remember that they will not align with anything left them,
Speaker 3: Like when it really comes down to them, or it
Speaker 3: comes down to it, they'll be like, I'll put myself
Speaker 3: in a costume and do noises that sound like it.
Speaker 3: But when the rubber meets the read, you better believe.
Speaker 3: We go into the status quo.
Speaker 2: My status quo swish swish.
Speaker 1: It is so funny that like, rather than do anything
Speaker 1: right now, like the James Carville. So we're seeing the
Speaker 1: two paths that the Democrats are willing to go. Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders going out letting people express their frustration. Maybe that
Speaker 1: gets through and people start passing legislation that like is
Speaker 1: designed to help people. And then James Carville just let
Speaker 1: them fuck things up so drastically that we are just
Speaker 1: there to collect the pieces, which has worked so well recently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for them, just do.
Speaker 3: Nothing while people's you know, lived experience continues to go
Speaker 3: further and further into a negative direction. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: great way to build goodwill for your party.
Speaker 1: Swish once again, James, you've done it.
Speaker 2: Let's let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's what's happening with the boy?
Speaker 1: The Boy, the one the only Drake has canceled his
Speaker 1: remaining Australian UH and New Zealand tour dates. H for
Speaker 1: I like this description because like so apparently the tour
Speaker 1: dates were sold out, So it's not that not lack
Speaker 1: of interest, and it's not anything having to do with
Speaker 1: him being in a bad place because of how badly
Speaker 1: he lost that beef. So don'ty even start saying that
Speaker 1: stuff over there. Okay, it's a scheduling conflict, which what
Speaker 1: could that possibly mean when it comes to a world.
Speaker 2: Tour that has already has Yeah, that's like the.
Speaker 3: Worst excuse I've ever heard for I'm giving up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like this is this is what people do, Like when
Speaker 3: they take an l or something and they're like they're
Speaker 3: like they leave a fucking stage or something like in
Speaker 3: a comedy show, and then they're like, I had a
Speaker 3: scheduling conflict. I didn't leave because I took a L,
Speaker 3: Like I just go somewhere. I'm thinking of Donnel Rawlings,
Speaker 3: who did this. I think I'm I think like he
Speaker 3: got roasted on like kill Tony or something, and it
Speaker 3: became like this epic meltdown where he to this day
Speaker 3: still insists that he didn't he didn't leave the roast
Speaker 3: because he's getting cooked so bad. It's because he had
Speaker 3: a schedule conflict.
Speaker 1: You just remembered a thing he had to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. But I mean it's very odd. Uh.
Speaker 3: I don't are people even believing that because it again,
Speaker 3: if you plan a tour, you're like, yeah, I'm doing
Speaker 3: these shows to make money, and I'm this is this
Speaker 3: is what's on my schedule. So i'd imagine you plan
Speaker 3: the tour and like, oh, I forgot, I'm actually committed
Speaker 3: to this other thing, but I planned a tour. So
Speaker 3: either in that sense, you're completely reckless, or you had
Speaker 3: to tour and you're like, oh, what's that? Yeah, I'd
Speaker 3: rather do that. Either way, you look like asshole and
Speaker 3: it kind of the whole problem with it. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: seems like a complete dick. Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 1: Disturbed is offering Kendrick to do a collab. Kendrick, if
Speaker 1: you're at all interested, let's go ahead and shock the
Speaker 1: world a little bit. Let's let everybody know that we
Speaker 1: have more in common than we do that separates us,
Speaker 1: and let's take our artistry to another level together. I
Speaker 1: would love to do that. That is such a generous
Speaker 1: from Disturbed lead vocalist David Draymond. That's fucking nice.
Speaker 3: What is it? Why?
Speaker 2: Why we should stand?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What are they like is? I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's been a while since I've asked about what's going
Speaker 3: on with Disturbed. Just s been a while, But I
Speaker 3: like how Ben was basically describing as like it's basically
Speaker 3: like the modern day walk this way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just find out about walk
Speaker 1: this Way that's amazing. So we were talking about the
Speaker 1: Drake video where a drone like landed on the top
Speaker 1: of this hotel penthouse suite that he was hanging out
Speaker 1: at and started looking at what was on his laptop
Speaker 1: screen and then like he came out, it flew back
Speaker 1: and was still, you know, filming him. And then he
Speaker 1: threw a sandal off the building at the drone and
Speaker 1: missed by a mile. We don't know if it's.
Speaker 2: Real or not.
Speaker 3: I guess it is so fake. It's so fake, Jack,
Speaker 3: And I'm getting staged by Drake. Yes, yes for this end.
Speaker 3: So here he is, he's coming out. So apparently this
Speaker 3: drone is hovering like in his like whatever luxury penthouse patio. Uh,
Speaker 3: because there's a few reasons. He gets up and he goes, oh,
Speaker 3: what's this? This is bad acting. He picks up a slipper.
Speaker 3: Now watch the angle, Jack. If think of the center
Speaker 3: of this shot as being dead center of where the
Speaker 3: drone is. The camera is not off to the side.
Speaker 3: Why is he launching look at the angle which he
Speaker 3: throws the sandal because he doesn't want to mess up
Speaker 3: the drone that he's paying for for the shoot.
Speaker 2: That's why Look.
Speaker 1: No, Miles, Miles, Drake is bad at throwing things. That
Speaker 1: is what is happening. He has never tried to throw
Speaker 1: a sandal at a drone before and fucked it up,
Speaker 1: is what I think happened. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is real, if if it's fake, it just is.
Speaker 2: It's an L.
Speaker 3: It's an L either way, it's an L.
Speaker 2: It's a huge L.
Speaker 1: Like the I don't know why this would be a
Speaker 1: thing that he chose to.
Speaker 3: People are taking the shadiest screencaps of the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good, but it just feels like a
Speaker 1: weird time to be Drake, you guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see a lot of this is the other thing
Speaker 3: people are saying when he posted this clip too. The
Speaker 3: stakes are high. But so I'm right now. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: says the video is staged. It was a This looks
Speaker 3: like this was an ad for the gambling website Steak.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, bro, I've been making fake videos, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Why is that ad for that?
Speaker 1: I don't understand anyway.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's in bed with them financially, so okay, yeah
Speaker 3: that's all cool, but like.
Speaker 1: Have yourself hit the fucking drone with your sandal? And
Speaker 1: like do a better throw. I feel like, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: let's take let's get another take of that drake. Let's
Speaker 1: take it back to one and get back to.
Speaker 3: One drake and try to not throw this sandal like
Speaker 3: an absolute goober fuck actually, as they say in Toronto,
Speaker 3: found as absolute Gerbert fom.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And finally, in terms of where he's retreating to, because
Speaker 1: he did cancel his remaining Australia and New Zealand tour
Speaker 1: dates due to scheduling conflict. Absolutely they were sold out.
Speaker 1: It was actually like too popular and he was a
Speaker 1: little scared by how much people would to come. So
Speaker 1: that's why I had to cancel it him because of
Speaker 1: schedule the aforementioned scheduling conflict. As for where he can
Speaker 1: retreat to, Semaphore had a article the other day about
Speaker 1: these underground bunkers We've been tracking for a little bit
Speaker 1: on the show, where like billionaires will buy up old
Speaker 1: missile silos or build their own underground like billionaire bunkers.
Speaker 1: But now it's actually getting and this makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense to me that this would be the future.
Speaker 1: Like corporations, like companies are starting to investigate this as
Speaker 1: a place to both hide their like server farms, you know,
Speaker 1: in the chance that if there's nuclear yea, or because
Speaker 1: we're all going.
Speaker 3: To be asking for what data they have on consus
Speaker 3: which rebuilding the earth.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's I think it's like AI companies and
Speaker 1: like crypto companies, and they would also like house their
Speaker 1: c suite at these underground colonies survival condos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I really like this paragraph.
Speaker 1: Larry Hall, owner of Kansas based Survival Condo, said he
Speaker 1: recently priced an underground data center and executive suite space
Speaker 1: to a crypto company for sixty four million dollars. Survival
Speaker 1: Condo counts eight companies in the planning stages of building bunkers,
Speaker 1: three of which are competing to purchase an existing one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand square foot facility in Kansas serving
Speaker 1: the same purpose, a project started by a big oil
Speaker 1: billionaire who died before it was completed.
Speaker 3: Oh, you died before your panic room was made.
Speaker 1: I know. It's so sad.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is what Douglas Rushkoff was talking about
Speaker 3: when we had them on the show. You're talking about
Speaker 3: billionaire bunk billionaire bankers. The logic is so fucking weird
Speaker 3: for these people.
Speaker 1: But now that you yeah, now that you make it
Speaker 1: a corporate a thing you can put on the corporate
Speaker 1: card for your company, I feel like we're going to
Speaker 1: start seeing these become more and more common because now
Speaker 1: you're not having to spend your personal money.
Speaker 2: Right and bleed your company dry.
Speaker 1: It Just you know, we've talked about the way that
Speaker 1: like our new corporate oligarchy is like really set up
Speaker 1: with like doctor Strangelove steaks, like a small number of
Speaker 1: people at a table making all the important decisions about
Speaker 1: the future, and like the decisions they're making are designed
Speaker 1: to kill the rest of us, and like they're openly
Speaker 1: making plans for what to do when the earth is
Speaker 1: no longer habitable.
Speaker 3: This is why for the people, I mean, obviously they'll
Speaker 3: keep as many workers in the dark about what they're building.
Speaker 3: But that's where you know, sabotage is needed, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, where it's like, yeah, dude, to watch this,
Speaker 3: I put such vulnerabilities on the outside of this thing.
Speaker 3: They'll be fucking running out of here once I just
Speaker 3: I gotta just press a button from the outside because
Speaker 3: they don't fucking know what I'm doing. Because they're exploiting
Speaker 3: our labor. Wow, but good for them.
Speaker 1: Kind of a smart grift to be like what the
Speaker 1: guy was like, the nuclear clock is moving closer to midnight.
Speaker 1: The guy who's like selling these things which we've talked about,
Speaker 1: like the how the nuclear clock is kind of like
Speaker 1: a bullshit thing that's like just some company that has
Speaker 1: been around since the fifties, being like we are the
Speaker 1: Coalition of nuclear scientists, but it's like very unofficial and
Speaker 1: they seem to just like move it at random, like
Speaker 1: they didn't move it during the Cuban missile crisis. They
Speaker 1: move it closer every year. And he's like, the more
Speaker 1: worries there are in the headline news, the more people
Speaker 1: look for solutions. So I mean, this guy's killing it
Speaker 1: because he's capitalizing on paranoia caused by a thing that
Speaker 1: is going to like the media will keep reporting on
Speaker 1: the doomsday clock because fear cells. They'll keep taking it
Speaker 1: forward because it's what gets them in the press, and
Speaker 1: everyone assumes it's some official measurement and not just like
Speaker 1: do the razzies for nuclear.
Speaker 3: War The most base shit you could do is again,
Speaker 3: because the other thing they're capitalizing on is the subconscious
Speaker 3: of these billionaires who knows deep in their bones that
Speaker 3: they are fucking the cause of all of this shit,
Speaker 3: and that they do need to worry, and that they
Speaker 3: do need some kind of exit strategy for when everything
Speaker 3: comes to pass. That would be the Law show is like,
Speaker 3: you're a bunker build It's like, yeah, bro, bro, I
Speaker 3: made the most fucked up bunkers for these people, And
Speaker 3: guess what, y'all can't escape because I was. I was
Speaker 3: scheming against you the whole fucking time.
Speaker 1: Monsolescence for like three months in yeah, three months post apocalypse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, so that is also like, as these billionaires
Speaker 1: are like scheming, they are asking the hard questions like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so obviously I have my island bunker that I built
Speaker 1: out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that only
Speaker 1: I know the coordinates of. When I take my family
Speaker 1: there during the apocalypse, I'm gonna have to hire a
Speaker 1: pilot to fly us. Do I then have to shoot
Speaker 1: the pilot in the head. There, we were talking about
Speaker 1: an article where somebody who was like big in the
Speaker 1: tech industry was hearing those conversations and was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 3: Douglas Cough was it. Yeah? Yeah, because he was taught
Speaker 3: remember he was he he wrote the book about billionaire
Speaker 3: bunkers and had remember that's where they always picked his brain,
Speaker 3: like always asking about this kind of stuff, and that's
Speaker 3: when he would hear them talk about.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do I let's game this out here, Miles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have to fucking shoot these guys in
Speaker 1: the head, right, And that's that's how they spend their
Speaker 1: time and mental and other solutions were like what if
Speaker 1: I only know the code to where the food is
Speaker 1: so they have to not kill me? Like it's all
Speaker 1: this stuff about like how do I corner them so
Speaker 1: that basically I have like a dead man's hand switch
Speaker 1: for their lives, so.
Speaker 2: I have to be alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, very good thinking, very bay.
Speaker 1: To my island bunker, and I already have their family
Speaker 1: there in a dungeon, So what are they gonna do?
Speaker 1: You know exactly?
Speaker 3: I mean, the the answer is obvious. Do you find
Speaker 3: someone with no family that just wants to survive and
Speaker 3: they're not bringing nobody and you just incentivize and be like, yeah, bro, you.
Speaker 2: Get to fucking lift too. Yeah, keep you on a
Speaker 2: leash out in the bad.
Speaker 3: Also wear this collar so if you're trying and fuck
Speaker 3: with me, this will pop your fucking dome like a
Speaker 3: cherry tomato.
Speaker 2: Cool, we're good here, all right.
Speaker 3: Cool, all right.
Speaker 1: So those are some of the things that are trending
Speaker 1: on this Wednesday, February twenty sixth. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: your vaccines, ways can get your flu shot. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk to
Speaker 1: you out tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,