1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's combining fitness and technology with 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: something I never thought was possible. The new Yoga phone, 3 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: a soft mat that doubles as a smartphone. Just lay 4 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: it down, stretch your body, and FaceTime your soul downward 5 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: dog into your TikTok at the foot or something. 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 2: Dad, I had actually. 7 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 1: Do it with Laser Stories, the segment where we read 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: except we got a laser and there's other downward duds. 10 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 2: Just dumb. 11 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: This first Lazer Stories out of Boston last weekend. A 12 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: man and a woman were having dinner at a place 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 1: in Chinatown, and wouldn't you know it, the couple tried 14 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 1: to dine and dash. Come on, guys, they did it 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: like this. After they ate, the woman went to the 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: bathroom and the guy walked out. Then she started to 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: walk out too, and when employees tried to stop her, 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: she pulled a gun. I'm gonna ask why she let 19 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: the guy go first? Mom is the one packing? Yeah? 20 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: She even pointed it at an older employee, who wrestled 21 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:22,320 Speaker 1: the weapon away from her. Then the unnamed female took off, 22 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: but police were quickly able to id her because, out 23 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: of all things, she left her social Security card behind. 24 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 2: You should have that in your period, but you're carrying 25 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 2: it to the scene of a crime. 26 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: Sounds like she dropped it during the scuffle, and then, 27 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: with her photo and the name plastered all over the 28 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 1: local news, she was forced to turn herself in the 29 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: next day. 30 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 2: I hope that Jim Sum was worth it time. 31 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: She's facing charges for carrying a loaded firearm, carrying a 32 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: firearm without a license, unlawful possession of an ammunition, assaultant battery, 33 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: and def an innkeeper. As for dropping her card, she says, 34 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen again. 35 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 2: Well, why does the fraudent innkeeper sound like something that 36 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 2: was committed in the nineteen twenty Yeah. 37 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: The magic trip, like a hotel holiday or something. His 38 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: next lazer stories out of Hei Ti, Missouri, thirty seven 39 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: year old Jessica Lynn Williams was visiting her son in 40 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: juvenile detention when the vending machine she was trying to 41 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: use malfunctioned and left her without any candy. Oh oh. 42 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're already in a bad spot in life, obviously, 43 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 2: and then the candy bars just danglyunt. 44 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: Instead of telling the people at the center. What happened. 45 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: Jessica slammed the machine against the wall and then back 46 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: handed the glass, breaking the entire thing open. Oh my god. 47 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: And then they moved swinging back or something. My dear 48 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 1: old mom. If that wasn't enough, she started grabbing handfuls 49 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: of chocolate and cane bars, shoving as much as she 50 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: could into her pocket. She then took a couple pieces 51 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: of broken glass over to the control pod window and 52 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: told the officer the machine had just broke break your son. Well. 53 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: They then informed Jessica that juvenile detention centers have security 54 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: cameras everywhere, absolutely, and they just saw what had happened. 55 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: So after that, she immediately got defensive, offered up a 56 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: ton of excuses, and even admitted that she did see 57 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: the sign saying the vending machine was a fundraiser for 58 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, but she thought they wouldn't mind. 59 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 2: Just makes it like the apple doesn't fall far from 60 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: the trees and the candy bar doesn't fall far. 61 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: And she was sighted with criminal mischief and theft from 62 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: a coin operated machine. Jessica is due in court this 63 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: fall from a coin operating machine another charge. 64 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 2: If only her and her son could be in the same. 65 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: Prison and room that she shows up with. Better have 66 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: their vending machines. You better say that. This next lazer 67 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: stories out of England. A few years ago, a popular 68 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: wishing well switched to contactless payments, so you can't toss 69 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: coins into it anymore. And pardon the pun, but it's 70 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: not going well. Let's go to laugh whenever you want 71 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: to today. 72 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 2: It's part of a QR code or something that you I'll. 73 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: Get to it. But it's part of an old Roman 74 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: bathhouse that's two thousand years old. That then it was 75 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: a cold water pool that people could jump in after 76 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 1: a hot bath. But for years tourists have been tossing 77 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: coins into it for good luck. 78 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I always do it, like I come across. 79 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: It doesn't no matter where I am. 80 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 2: Actually, even if it's not a wishing fountain, I will 81 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 2: turn it into one. And you got to toss it 82 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 2: over your shoulder without looking. 83 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 1: As a Jewish man. You never throw away coins. Yeah, 84 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this. It's a bad financial descision, 85 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: that's right. But for years tourists have been tossing them 86 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: in for good luck, and it brought in a lot 87 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: of money for the charity that runs the bath house. 88 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: But once that changed, so did the amount of donations, 89 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 1: because now you have to drop your coin into a 90 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: box or use a credit card if you want to donate, 91 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 1: which obviously doesn't have quite the same appeal as tossing 92 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: it into like a pool. So the donations fell from 93 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty three thousand dollars a year to 94 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: under fourteen thousand. Well, someone's like, hey, this fountain's not 95 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,799 Speaker 1: taking American Express. Yeah, are they going back? 96 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 2: Like they must be changing? 97 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: Well, it looks like they're going to bring in even 98 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: less this year. Officials say they didn't make the change 99 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: just to be jerks. The tradition of tossing coins was 100 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: actually damaging the physical bath structure, and the process of 101 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,799 Speaker 1: retrieving and cleaning the coins wasn't cheap for the charity either, 102 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 1: so that's why they had to do it. 103 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, but it didn't cost him one hundred thousand dollars. 104 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: And now they are rethinking the strategy could be bringing coins. Yeah. 105 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of Food News. Yum, could 106 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: McDonald start selling salads again soon? Oh my god? Their salads? Wait, 107 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: I don't even know I did they didn't. 108 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 2: Wait did they take him away the show? 109 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: The answer appears to be no good, not a chance 110 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: because nobody wants them. The dressing haud more calories than 111 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: the burgers. Like, the salads were so bad for you. 112 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: They dropped them from the menu back in twenty twenty, 113 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: and the president of McDonald says they would gladly sell 114 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:42,599 Speaker 1: them again if the demand was there, but they found 115 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: it's quote not what the consumers are looking for from 116 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: us McDonald's. 117 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,840 Speaker 2: I will say, we were just we just went through 118 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 2: a Windy's and they have good salads and Windy and 119 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 2: my super health conscious husband I was like, hey, do 120 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 2: you want a salad? And he's like eh, but he's like, 121 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 2: that's not wid I'm here. 122 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: Okay. Does beg the question what do consumers want from McDonald's. 123 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: Apparently it's this. McDonald's is adding a new kit Cat 124 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: mcflurry this week. 125 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 2: You know, technically this could be a dairy salad. 126 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a health out. It's called the Kitcat Banana 127 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: Split mcflurry. It comes with vanilla soft serve, real banana 128 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: strawberry clusters and crushed up Kitcat bars and KitKat Interesting. 129 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: I like McDonald says their new Kitcat version will be 130 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 1: available wall supplies last. But for how long is that 131 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: going to be? I mean, you better go out and 132 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: eat four or five now, just to be sick. Speaking 133 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: of mcde's, when is this guy getting his own celebrity 134 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 1: meal lettuce leaf with a side of lettuce and fourteen 135 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:00,120 Speaker 1: barbecue sauce packets on the side. I'll have two when 136 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: the compers please. And that's soundings Laser storages has come 137 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: to an end of the day. We'll do it again 138 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 1: the same time on Wednesday.