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Speaker 1: Okay, is anybody else up right now at midnight waiting

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Speaker 1: for Santa? I'm assuming it's like eleven to fifty pm

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Speaker 2: He's gonna hear we're away. Say yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean also, because you found the podcast, this is

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Speaker 3: like our present year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 5: Okay, America, is you found the Brook of Jeffrey podcast?

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Speaker 2: And Happy Christmas Eve.

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Speaker 5: If you celebrate, if you don't hope, you're having just

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Speaker 2: Right, we got your podcast. Even though it's Christmas Eve

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Speaker 2: and it's starting right now.

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Speaker 1: My mind is blown today. Really it's broken.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Because a list came out of the most famously misquoted

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Speaker 1: movie lines of all time.

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Speaker 2: Oh, are we saying them all wrong?

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Speaker 1: Apparently, like you know the line from Silence of the

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Speaker 1: Lambs where Hannibal Lecter says, hello Clarice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, apparently that's not it at all.

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Speaker 2: Oh I learned that when I watched that for the

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Speaker 2: first time this year.

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Speaker 1: He actually says good morning.

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Speaker 7: Look it up. I shook.

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Speaker 1: And in Forrest Gump, I always thought he says life

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Speaker 6: You never know what you're gonna get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he does, now on I know.

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Speaker 1: What he actually says is life is like a box

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Speaker 1: of chocolates. You never know when we're gonna be late.

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Speaker 1: It's now we gotta do w C. I was so

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Speaker 1: lege which clip is it? To viral soundbites from the

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Speaker 1: I am not going into the new year with the

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Speaker 1: same freaking sound clip you've all been heartlessly rejecting over

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Speaker 2: Okay, just give up on it.

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Speaker 6: I am not a quitter.

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Speaker 1: So your options today are this either a a forty

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Speaker 3: Famous clip without even ever being played that same forty

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Speaker 3: second clip played a dozen times in a row, back

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Speaker 8: So what's it gonna be?

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Speaker 1: Realtor's Got Rhymes? Or the same song twelve times?

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Speaker 5: Alexis obviously agent, say you bro, you.

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Speaker 7: Answer for the text? Bol people really want twelve in

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Speaker 2: I don't even want once, but I'll take it.

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Speaker 7: Salvation.

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Speaker 1: Finally, this home isn't even on the market anymore after

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Speaker 7: Love it okay?

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Speaker 9: Then baby the family.

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Speaker 3: Going, Oh, maybe this homelesss as options a launch.

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Speaker 9: Never forty seconds.

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Speaker 1: There was a dance party going on in the studio.

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Speaker 2: It was a house with all carpet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, serious was listening to the detail. Maybe we'll bring

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Speaker 3: Let's move on to the never shock collar question of

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Speaker 1: Take it away, Jake.

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Speaker 8: they've been around every year since childhood. But Alexis has

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Speaker 8: grab bag of random Christmas knowledge most second graders would

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Speaker 2: All right, this is becoming people's favorite game. We're getting

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Speaker 8: Europe First, your category is famous Christmas songs you've heard

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go for her. I love, I love betting

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Speaker 8: Her Brooks thinking alex Is gonna get this right. Here's

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Speaker 8: your question. The classic holiday song jingle Bells came out

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Speaker 2: What jingle? One horse? One horse?

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Speaker 8: Answer is one dashing through the snow and a one

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Speaker 6: I heard the song go in your mind.

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Speaker 2: She got there. That was beautiful.

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Speaker 8: She got it, Brooke bet on her brook You're safe

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Speaker 8: Let's move over to Jeffrey. Jeff your category is Christmasy

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Speaker 8: things you'd see inside your home? On her or against her?

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Speaker 1: Did she spend most of her time in her room

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Speaker 5: You got to remember her mom did a special tree

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying. She had a special tree just for

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Speaker 2: You don't think she helped decorate.

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Speaker 1: Zero chances she was in her room looking at posters

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Speaker 8: This popular Christmas decoration is seen strung up in homes

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's not tinsel, it's got garland. Garland just under

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Speaker 8: She got tinsel, Jeffrey, you're getting shot. Todays didn't pay off.

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Speaker 8: Finally we're onto Jose. Jose, your category is pretty pink

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Speaker 3: This is like if Alexis was a Pokemon, that's what

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Speaker 2: This is fairy fairy.

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Speaker 7: She loves pink, she loves Christmas. She's just killing all

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Speaker 8: Take Jose's betting on her. Here's your question. In the

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Speaker 2: This is too easy.

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Speaker 9: I was in the cocker.

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Speaker 2: That counts.

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Speaker 8: The mouse the mouse king? Or that's correct, you're saying

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Speaker 11: That was.

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Speaker 1: Alexis all of her Christmas questions right. It is really

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Speaker 1: this shock while singing Last Christmas by Wham Okay, Last Christmas,

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Speaker 1: I gave you my heart, but the very next day

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: If you're like Jose, you left your Christmas tree up

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 6: Called being smart.

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Speaker 1: Turk and Jeffrey in the morning, thank you. But if

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Speaker 7: I'm idiot.

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Speaker 1: Look at you, and whether it's a real one or

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Speaker 5: Oh they're pricey, but hey, listen, you can get a

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Speaker 1: We're trying not to depress everybody, Brooks. The thing is

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Speaker 1: the good news. At least you didn't buy the most

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Speaker 1: expensive Christmas tree in history, which just got unveiled in Germany.

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Speaker 6: Actually it's not even a real tree.

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Speaker 1: It's a ten foot tall, made of solid gold tree

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Speaker 1: created from two thousand, twenty four gold Vienna Philharmonic coins,

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Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't look I can treat. It looks like

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Speaker 2: There's no way to an ornament. It is literally just

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Speaker 1: It's technically called a tetrahegen shape, which is a cone

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go to this person's Christmas party. Okay,

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Speaker 2: they don't look fun unless you can take some of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the ornament, it's penny, take a penny.

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Speaker 1: All together, it's worth more than five million dollars, making

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that they really like got what the season's about.

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Speaker 1: For ninety nine dollars, you can pay a stranger to

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Speaker 1: break into your house on Christmas Eve and steal all

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah to wait till they sing all together in

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Speaker 6: Definitely happy. It's laser stories.

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Speaker 1: It's the segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of China. Twenty six

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Speaker 2: Oh so yummy.

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Speaker 1: She was loving the food, so she did what anyone

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Speaker 1: Soon eighteen hundred orders of duck happened. Two thousand, five

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Speaker 6: However, there is good news.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were just to say there is good news.

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Speaker 7: She's like, by the way, can I take the rest

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Brooklyn. Wayne Murray's

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Speaker 2: Me, guys, I think I would faint.

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Speaker 1: The clerk at the store who was friends with Wayne, says,

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Speaker 7: As a man.

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Speaker 1: off or what? Because just last week Wayne won another

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Speaker 7: Wayne, I didn't know another one was coming.

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Speaker 2: What do you have to do to get this type

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Speaker 1: This time he was playing something called the two hundred

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Speaker 7: The numbers.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me at this point he gets his mansion,

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Speaker 9: Waying.

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Speaker 1: No, he says he's staying in the same house that

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Speaker 7: So if you love money so much and you have

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Speaker 2: He doesn't love money. He loves winning.

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Speaker 2: He loves his friend, he loves his clerk.

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Speaker 6: He doesn't ask for much.

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Speaker 2: What a humble man.

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Speaker 7: We didn't mention he owns the whole neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Utah. A guy

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Speaker 1: Turns out the driver likes to save time by not

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, find out Caleb didn't realize until he actually took

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So he says he immediately became physically ill. Then he

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Speaker 2: Considering everything You've always wondered, I've never tasted you're in.

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Speaker 8: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, does it taste like it smells?

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Speaker 1: Coming up on the show tomorrow morning for the Chakrallar

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Speaker 1: question of the Day's gonna find out once and for all.

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Speaker 2: I'm just curious, like if you put it on ice.

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Speaker 7: Partial.

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Speaker 6: I mean he did drink some so.

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Speaker 5: It's like what people could plain after the meal's eaten.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he got something out of it.

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Speaker 1: His meal was twenty five dollars and they only returned

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Speaker 2: Nobody got time put it well, I mean the driver

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Speaker 1: Grub upset in a statement that they've been following up

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Speaker 6: Instead, he got a job at a local juice bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, immunity boost anyone coming.

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Speaker 6: Up this next laser stories out of the look back

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Speaker 1: We're nostalgic about all sorts of stuff from movies and

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Speaker 1: But what's something you think will be nostalgic about twenty

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Speaker 2: Interesting? Do you have a list or you want to

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Speaker 1: I have a list because Republication pulled thousands of Americans

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Speaker 5: Damn Daniel, because it'll just be implanted in our brain

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Speaker 1: Really miss them and they won't be around that they

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Speaker 2: You actually don't take pictures anymore. You just take memories,

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Speaker 1: Next thing we predict that we'll be nostalgic about in

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Speaker 2: Be telling her children about it. You know, I remember

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Speaker 1: The third and fourth thing will miss our bootcut jeans

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Speaker 7: I mean, Maggie has already kind of.

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Speaker 1: Yes, twenty two percent of people say they're going to

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Speaker 1: Let's go the other yea little. This guy be nostalgic

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Speaker 1: for he thinks it's gonna be foot locker his favorite

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Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 4: On Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Activities around the holidays can appear fun, like ice skating, sledding, Yes, tobogganing.

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Speaker 2: That's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: An urban dictionary term. Oh, I'll use it in context.

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Speaker 1: And his place next to the fire. My date tobogganed

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Speaker 7: Oh, you're allowed to post it?

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Speaker 8: I don't even know what it is that I don't know.

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Speaker 6: That's my point.

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Speaker 1: Holidays aren't always as warm and cozy as the songs

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Speaker 1: That's a boggaining video that's behind a paywall. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: Tender Days. Yay, you're gonna hear them coming up right

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Speaker 1: after this.

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Speaker 4: One dating app. Then there's you wipe right. The question

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Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tender Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 5: Of the Tender Days missus Claws on the dating app

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Speaker 5: Don't You're jealous?

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Speaker 1: Okay, It's where two of our listeners are going to

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Speaker 1: just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants in

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Speaker 1: this corner. Every Christmas, he volunteers at a tree farm,

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Speaker 1: offering single moms a sleigh ride they'll never forget. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's jingle Bell Kelly.

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Speaker 14: Guys, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Okay, kel Brook wants to know where your tree farm?

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Speaker 2: Is kind of excited finally by shopping and.

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Speaker 1: In the other corner he tells all the ladies he's

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Speaker 1: got a bigger caret than Frosty and he can prove it. No, man, damn, it's.

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Speaker 1: But here's how the game works. One contestant is gonna

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Speaker 14: I was with this girl. She spent the night at

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Speaker 14: I wake up at like three o'clock in the morning

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 14: I go into the living room. I look and she's

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Speaker 2: I had a roommate who couldn't stand not knowing what

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Speaker 6: What was she doing opening your gifts?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So this is the crazy part.

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Speaker 14: I was like, what the hell are you doing? And

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Speaker 14: she's like, oh, I'm sorry. I needed something good to

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Speaker 14: apologize to my boyfriend for like cheating on it. Oh

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Speaker 14: so she's taking like my Blu ray player to give

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Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty nice.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: So I went to zoo lights for a date with

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love when they did the lights at

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Speaker 13: I know, yeah I did too until until this time.

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Speaker 13: Well? On her tender profile, she said she was a

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Speaker 13: risk taker. Okay, right when we get there, she told

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00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 13: me I needed to be her lookout and she hopped

459
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 13: the fence and she told me she's only two barricades

460
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 13: away from getting a selfie with the raft.

461
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be I mean, out of all the animals, that's

462
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 2: a good one.

463
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 6: Unless you have a really, really, really long selfie.

464
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 12: State.

465
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: What happened?

466
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 13: I ditched her. I was like this is not for me,

467
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 13: but checked her Tinder and that very night she changed

468
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 13: her profile picture to her with the draft.

469
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: We're on the round too, and back to cal So.

470
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 14: I go out on this date and we end up

471
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 14: going to like the shopping.

472
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 2: Mall okay, okay, and it's the.

473
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 14: Time of year where all the kids are there meeting Santa.

474
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, so there's like no line, so we're thinking, why not,

475
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 11: let's go meet Santa.

476
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 2: That's cute.

477
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 14: So we get up there and she leans over and

478
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 14: she whispers a night ear that she's got this like

479
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 14: kinky fantasy about Santa Claus.

480
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: Who doesn't that's not a normal thing. Sorry weird?

481
00:23:59,119 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 8: Uh Yeah.

482
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 11: So she makes me stand behind Santa Claus and while

483
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 11: they take the pictures, she's like grinding on this lap,

484
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 11: calling him Daddy Claws.

485
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: Nosh, did this girl's name happen to be Alexis?

486
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: She will do anything to get a good present, all right?

487
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, you're gonna have to step it up, all right.

488
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 13: Well, I was also on a Christmas shopping date, okay,

489
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 13: And we were waiting in this really long checkout line

490
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 13: and this girl starts getting really impatient, and I'm like,

491
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 13: oh my god, just calm down. But the next thing

492
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 13: I know, she stuffs her purse up her shirt and

493
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 13: she dumps her sprite on the ground and like, my

494
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 13: water just broke.

495
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 12: I need to check out now.

496
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 2: Oh god, she faked labor o.

497
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 7: My god, your carbonated.

498
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 13: Water broke made a huge scene. Everyone's like panicking and

499
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 13: freaking out and looking at us, and she just she

500
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 13: winks at me, and I'm like, this girl's yeah.

501
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 1: Did it work?

502
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 13: Oh? Get it worked?

503
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 6: Oh he's trying to ditch that girl.

504
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 15: But we're.

505
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 6: Jingle bell cow, what do you got?

506
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 12: Yeah?

507
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 14: I met this girl on Tinder, you know. Once again,

508
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 14: it was December, so it's like the time with like

509
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 14: the Advent calendars are out.

510
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, were you open each day and eat like

511
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: a little chocolate or whatever?

512
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 14: Yeah, so this, you know, this is on the counter

513
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 14: and I said to her, I'm like, oh this year.

514
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 14: She goes, no, it's hours, hours, and told yeah, hours,

515
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 14: and she's telling me to open it up, you know.

516
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 14: So I did, and inside is an engagement ring?

517
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 2: What what she put an engagement ring inside that?

518
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 14: Yeah, there was an engagement ring. When I popped this

519
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 14: thing open and I'm like, what is this? I took

520
00:25:53,560 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 14: it out and she started crying and going, yeah, it's

521
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 14: the plot.

522
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: Of that holiday Hallmark movie, the Advent track. We're on

523
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: to the last one, snowman, Dan, this is your last shot.

524
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 13: So this one's sick. This girl invited me to do

525
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 13: a sleigh ride like a horse.

526
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: Drawn like sick like cool?

527
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 4: Right, like yeah?

528
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 15: No.

529
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 13: So we were talking the whole time. It was getting flirty,

530
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 13: it was going well. And then we're kissing and the

531
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 13: sleigh driver turns around and gives the thumbs up.

532
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 2: Okay, like nice job man.

533
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 13: He tells her to invite me over for dinner, and

534
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 13: it turns out that it was her boyfriend and their

535
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 13: holiday wish was to find.

536
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 12: A third.

537
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: And you accept it.

538
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 15: And we're all three together still to this day.

539
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: And it was a merry Christmas for all.

540
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: I think that was the fourth day of Christmas.

541
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: That's the final valve. The match is over, Judges, we

542
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 1: need to score this. Alexis who wins.

543
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to call for almost getting married on a day.

544
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: I guess that's one for jingle Bell Kel Brooke.

545
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to go with the engagement ring for

546
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 2: Kel for sure.

547
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 13: Kell.

548
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: Congratulations, man, you have one of the saddest holiday dating

549
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: lives we've ever heard engage. Congratulations, all you want for

550
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: Christmas is one stable person to date?

551
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 15: Absolutely, congratulations.

552
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: Man, that's Battle of the Tender Days holiday edition. We

553
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming.

554
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 4: Up next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

555
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: Whenever you post stuff on Facebook, Marketplace, or any online

556
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: forum for sale, you hear people say how horrible.

557
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 5: It is.

558
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: Because you immediately get ten emails, all with low ball offers,

559
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: and then one weird guy who says, I'll trade you

560
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: my cat and fifty nickels for it. But today, today

561
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm the buyer, and I want to pay full price

562
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: for a guy's staring. Only caveat is he's not there

563
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: and I'm already at his house. Wait, can just pop

564
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: in and grab it real quick? What's a big deal?

565
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: It's your phone's out right now? Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

566
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: you're selling the stereo system on Craigslist right?

567
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 12: What?

568
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the stereo system on Craigslist for two hundred bucks?

569
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: Is that the rb uh you are?

570
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

571
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah that's right.

572
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool, I'll take it. Okay, great, So can

573
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: I just like walk in and grab it or or what?

574
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 12: Well?

575
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, if you want to set up the time, I can,

576
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 15: I can come meet you.

577
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm here. I've been knocking on your door

578
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: for a few minutes and no one's answering, so I

579
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: don't know. I figured i'd call you.

580
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 12: You're not going you're knocking on my on my door? Yeah,

581
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 12: what do you mean you're you're at.

582
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 15: My You're at my house?

583
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 13: Yeah?

584
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: I just googled your phone number and I found your

585
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: address on drive.

586
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 12: That's you, right, that's a little bit weird. But why

587
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 12: are you at my house?

588
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get the stereo. I thought I

589
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: told you that. So I'm outside, you want to just

590
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: go in? I could leave the money on the counter,

591
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: just grab the stereo.

592
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 15: No, I'm sorry, man, this is really weird.

593
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 12: That's not how why. This is not how we do things.

594
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: Give me, it's not how we do things. I'm doing it.

595
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, man, I'm sorry. You don't you don't just do that.

596
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 12: You don't just show up at my house and you

597
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 12: have to set up all right?

598
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, a separate question. I brought a step ladder

599
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: from my trunk so I can see into your living room.

600
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what stereo that you're selling. Is that

601
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: the one on the entertainment center?

602
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 12: What the hell is going on here?

603
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm seeing it looks like it has a scratch on

604
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: the front, so we should probably knock ten bucks off.

605
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 12: You can't be looking through my windows.

606
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 15: And you know this is this is so weird, like

607
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 15: you already you already found my address on the Internet's

608
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 15: some kind of creepy soccer or something.

609
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 6: Well, is this how you treat all the people that

610
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 6: are interested in the stereo?

611
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 15: Because you are some You are some kind of crazy person.

612
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 15: Even if I feel like I want to tell you

613
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 15: the stereo, I will call you and tell you want

614
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 15: to come meet me. You don't come to my house

615
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 15: and I.

616
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: Want to work with you, man, So how about this,

617
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: I'll leave if you throw in that hockey stick that

618
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: I saw in your garage.

619
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 12: See you into my garage?

620
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: Well, the back door was unlocked, so I figured I

621
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: just went.

622
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 15: In and get off my property. Well, I just you

623
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 15: know you're crazy.

624
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: All I'm doing is I'm looking to buy your stereo.

625
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 12: This isn't even a bad stereo.

626
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 15: Well you want to You're trying to break into my

627
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 15: house to steal my stuff or I don't know, what

628
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 15: you're trying to do. I'm calling the police right now.

629
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 15: You should say where you are.

630
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 6: You're going to call the police. Yeah, well, what are

631
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 6: you going to tell them?

632
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: This guy offered to buy my stereo and then he

633
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: actually showed up to purchase it with cash.

634
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 15: I'm going to say, you're harassing me, you're trespassing. You

635
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 15: broke into my garage.

636
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 12: Well, get the out of there.

637
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: The back door was unlocked and there was a welcome

638
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: on the floor, so I figured that was okay. I've

639
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: used that in court before.

640
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 15: Oh so you've been there. You've been to court before. Okay, well, okay,

641
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 15: so you've done this. You're gonna make your way around

642
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 15: the justice system.

643
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 6: Then, yeah, you're making it sound like a bad thing.

644
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 15: Well you weren't a court mother. Oh you're going to

645
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 15: jail again.

646
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

647
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 6: Look, I can sense that you're clearly agitated.

648
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: You don't want me here.

649
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 15: You're damn right, I'm educated.

650
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 6: All right, Well how about this.

651
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: Then I'll drive over to your work at three two

652
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: drive at your insurance company.

653
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 16: How did you know that?

654
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: I do my research, and then I'll give you the

655
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: money and then you can give me the key for

656
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: the front door.

657
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 12: My god, you are good. I don't even know what

658
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 12: to do here. I'll call you. Stay where you are.

659
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 12: I'm calling the cop.

660
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: Don't do that. They're not gonna think this prank phone

661
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: calls funny, but your buddy Eric might.

662
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 5: Ah.

663
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, my name is jeff from the radio show

664
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a prank

665
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: phone call. Eric sets you up for it. He said

666
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: that you were selling a stereo on Craigslist. But I'll

667
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: tell you he never mentioned you'd be such a jerk

668
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: about not letting randos go into your place. What's that

669
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: all about?

670
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 12: Hey, man, You know you never know what the internet

671
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 12: these days.

672
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: I felt like I was pretty polite about it. I

673
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: told you that I broke into your garage. Come on,

674
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: welcome out on the floor. That's you inviting criminals in.

675
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, all right, Thank you, Thank you

676
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: for taking accountability.

677
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 12: All right? Thank you?

678
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 13: Wake up?

679
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 4: Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties

680
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

681
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: Alexis, how long should a good first date last?

682
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 13: Like?

683
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 12: An hour?

684
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: Maybe two?

685
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

686
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Wrong?

687
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: Really? No, I didn't know it's wrong.

688
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: The correct answer is one hundred and twenty hours. Oh

689
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: my god, because that's a exactly how long one of

690
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: our listeners planned his first date to span five full days.

691
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: I they wonder why he's on the phone with us prisoner.

692
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Speaker 1: He did it with a woman that he'd never met

693
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Speaker 1: in person before. I mean, sounds like a recipe for

694
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Speaker 1: success to me. You're gonna hear what happened in a

695
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: brand new second date update right after this second date update.

696
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Speaker 1: What do you do if you've been on the dating

697
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: apps for so long you start seeing the same people

698
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: on there over and over and over.

699
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: Does that happen? Are you like deleat it? And the

700
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: two year later you get it and you're like you again.

701
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: You start thinking like, oh, they haven't found somebody yet,

702
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: Oh that catfish account is still active. At that point,

703
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: they're not potential soulmates to you anymore. They're more like

704
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: coworkers just occupying the same space as you every single day. Hey, Sara.

705
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: And that's where one of our listeners, Patrick found himself recently,

706
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: and he chose to do something about it.

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Speaker 6: So let's find out.

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Speaker 1: Patrick.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 16: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

711
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 5: It's funny to think that the people that are you

712
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 5: were seeing are also seeing you and taking the same thing.

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00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, but it sounds like you were

714
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 6: on the dating apps for a long time.

715
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 16: Yeah I was. Unfortunately, He's like, why bring it up, Jeff, Yeah,

716
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 16: thanks for reminding me.

717
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: But it says that you decided to do something about

718
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: it to change that.

719
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 12: What did you do?

720
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 16: So I kept seeing the same people, so I expanded

721
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 16: my location.

722
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 2: To drive four hours for a year.

723
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 10: Now.

724
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: Basically, okay, so you expanded your search to farther away,

725
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: and who did you end up matching with?

726
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 16: Her name was Lisa and our first day actually ended

727
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 16: up being a vacation.

728
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 2: What wait, is that far away that you had to

729
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: take a whole weekend to get there?

730
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Speaker 16: Well, it was kind of more of a separate trip.

731
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 2: Whoa You invited her on a vacation and she said yes.

732
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 16: Well it happened to coincide with the work vacation, so

733
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 16: I just thought I would bring her and it sounded

734
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 16: fun and spontaneous.

735
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Speaker 3: Wow, because every time sometimes I feel like, were I

736
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 3: go on a vacation and a girl always joked like,

737
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 3: oh my god, take me with you.

738
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 7: But like you don't actually take them with you. That's

739
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 7: a stranger, bro.

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Speaker 2: Did she know you don't live in her city?

741
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Speaker 15: Yeah?

742
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 12: I told her. I told her.

743
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, so confused.

744
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: And you're calling this a work vacation. Aren't those two

745
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: words that don't go together.

746
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Speaker 16: It's kind of sponsored by my work. It's a five

747
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 16: day trip that we could take if we want.

748
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you spent five days together.

749
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 16: Wow, Well it was supposed to be five days. It

750
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 16: actually lasted about a day and a half.

751
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not good.

752
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 6: Why, well, what happened?

753
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 16: Well, I'm not quite sure. Actually we were staying in

754
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 16: the same room, and of course we were going to restaurants,

755
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 16: we were seeing the sites, doing all the stuff and

756
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 16: having a really good time.

757
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 2: In my mind, and my gosh, like, you're staying in

758
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: the same room, did she?

759
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: Like?

760
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 5: There's just so many layers to that. Like you're meeting

761
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 5: this person for the first time, and you're going to

762
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 5: be using the same bathroom, is all I can think.

763
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be fair, we can't talk about anything without

764
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: talking about the bathrooms.

765
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Speaker 17: If Brooks involved in the conversation, that like makes it

766
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 17: super awkward, right, Oh, like yeah, having to get ready

767
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 17: and having some line and just.

768
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Speaker 7: Like when you have to to you got a hold

769
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Speaker 7: like three days.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes, right, I mean, is that why she goes to

771
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: you after a day and a half. I hope not.

772
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Speaker 16: I mean I didn't think all that throughout the time.

773
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 15: And I shou for sure.

774
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Speaker 1: They're like a moment bro like tell us about like

775
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: tell us about the vibe of the vacation, like how

776
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: did it go up to that point?

777
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 9: Well?

778
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 12: I thought it was going.

779
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 16: Well, you know, we're having a lot of laughs. She

780
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 16: seemed to be enjoying herself. I was enjoying myself. And

781
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 16: we went on this bike tour like the first day

782
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 16: we were there, and we were on the bus coming

783
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 16: back from it, and she just set a note and said, hey,

784
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 16: I need to talk to you. I don't think I

785
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 16: could make you happy.

786
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: Well that's what she said.

787
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 16: Yeah, And she got off the bus at the next stop,

788
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 16: and I don't know what happened to me, but I

789
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 16: just started crying.

790
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Speaker 1: Oh oh man.

791
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Speaker 4: Was it one of those so much?

792
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 2: Was it one of those wind bike tours? Because after

793
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 2: I drink sometimes.

794
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 16: There was no alcohol involved. Actually, okay, I don't know

795
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 16: why I got emotional.

796
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 10: It's probably I imagine it because I've been on the

797
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 10: apps for so long, and then I finally found somebody

798
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 10: that I connected with, and we were in a beautiful

799
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 10: place and there was one dramatic Again.

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Speaker 2: It's not dramatic. That's just having feelings. Man, that's all right.

801
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 15: In your eye.

802
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: Could be either way.

803
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 2: What do you think she meant by I can't make

804
00:37:59,440 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: you happy?

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00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 16: That's what I would like to find out. I mean,

806
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 16: when I got back, she was kind of packing up

807
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 16: all her stuff, and yeah, I gave her space, and

808
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 16: then she left and I haven't really heard anything except

809
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 16: she texted once that we're probably better off friends.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you planned a lot of activities for

811
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Speaker 1: your vacation, and some people when they travel, they don't

812
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: like to do that.

813
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 7: I go to do one activity maybe too.

814
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 6: But yeah, mostly do beach time.

815
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: No bike tours.

816
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: Jose and I could never vacation together.

817
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 6: Maybe she realized you weren't compatible in that way.

818
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean that could be. She seemed to be

819
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 16: into all the little things that plans for us though.

820
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 5: It's just so much time together, and she was adventurous

821
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 5: enough to agree to a five day vacation with a

822
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Speaker 5: guy off a dating app.

823
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Speaker 1: Maybe she just wanted the free vacation to like lie

824
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: out by the pool the whole time.

825
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 6: Didn't want to be going to the zoo and going.

826
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 2: To the work, and she was just getting Maybe that's

827
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Speaker 2: what she saw.

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Speaker 6: How long has it been since that happened.

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00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 16: It was about a week ago, Okay.

830
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: Okay, And obviously you're upset about it.

831
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm very upset. I mean in front of strangers.

832
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 2: Upset in front of strangers. You're fine?

833
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, maybe she's still even there now. Maybe

834
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: she's just parting it up wherever you guys went to.

835
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 7: Maybe she moved.

836
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 6: Let's find out when we call her.

837
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll try and get you your second

838
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: date update right after this hold on second date update.

839
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Speaker 6: Some people like to go out to a restaurant for

840
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 6: a first date.

841
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: Others might see a concert or hit a mini golf,

842
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: But not our listener Patrick. No, he jumps straight to

843
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: a five.

844
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Speaker 6: Day vacation for his first date with Lisa.

845
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: At least it was supposed to be five days, but

846
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: she cut things off after just a day and a half.

847
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: But she did it in a pretty respectful way.

848
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: The last thing that she said to him was I

849
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: don't think I can make you happy. Yeah, last thing

850
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: he said to her was because he cried from that comment. Understandably,

851
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: he built up a lot of hope, and those bike

852
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: tours can make you chaf real bad to.

853
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 2: Not only that, but he's been.

854
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 5: On the dating apps for years, so it's like years

855
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 5: of pent up frustration just coming out.

856
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: And I think it's worse when you think things are

857
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: going well, right, this is great, and then got blindsided.

858
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: The thing is he still doesn't understand what prompted her

859
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: to say that. Patrick, If you had to guess, what

860
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: do you think it is?

861
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 16: Maybe it was my breath. You usually have gum and

862
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 16: I didn't have.

863
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: He'd be an aic.

864
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 5: I'm not sure why that would prompt her to say,

865
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Speaker 5: I don't know why I can't make you happy, but I.

866
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Speaker 7: Cannot recommend a dentist.

867
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 6: She didn't have gum either, Bro.

868
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: The romantic tragedy of the century.

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00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 18: That makes sense.

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Speaker 5: I mean, maybe you guys can try to get just

871
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 5: a single date together.

872
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: Maybe that will be the key here.

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Speaker 16: I like that, But we do live in different cities,

874
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 16: so somebody's gonna have to travel.

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00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 6: Meeting up is a vacation in itself, so.

876
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 7: Hey, that made me kind of fun. It's like once

877
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 7: a month someone takes a vacation.

878
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: I could be. Let's start with trying to get Let's

879
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: start with trying to get her to pick up the

880
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: phone first and hopefully get an answer out of her.

881
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: But I'm going to dial her number right now. Let's

882
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,479
Speaker 1: see how this goes.

883
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 12: Huh.

884
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 6: Hey is this Lisa?

885
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 18: Yeah?

886
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 6: Hey, thanks for picking up. We're a radio show. We're

887
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 6: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

888
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 2: Lisa, Hey, Lisa, good morning, Hi, good morning.

889
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: Sorry to interrupt your day like this, but we're doing

890
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: a segment on our show. It's called a second Date Update.

891
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but one

892
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 1: of our listeners named Patrick has asked us to reach

893
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: out to you.

894
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 18: Oh wow, okay, wow, Like oh wow?

895
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 8: No, not oh wow?

896
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay.

897
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 2: Are you surprised to be hearing from Patrick?

898
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm just surprised. Well, I guess I'm not surprised

899
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 18: because he seemed pretty desperate.

900
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: Desperate. Oh, come on, that's a pretty harsh judgment for

901
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: someone that you hung out with for like a day,

902
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: trust me, day and half.

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00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 18: Trust me, you'd be saying the same thing if you

904
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 18: knew all the things that he kenn and did.

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00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 2: What that's so wild? Like we talked to him, he

906
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 2: seems so mellow.

907
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 18: Yeah, maybe it's you because he's not loving you like

908
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 18: he was.

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00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 6: That's not fair either. I was sensing love vibe.

910
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: But he can't be in love with you. I mean,

911
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 2: he just sounds like he really liked you and you

912
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: two finally connected.

913
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 18: He was behaving as if he loved me.

914
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 6: Oh what happened to make you say that? Because I

915
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 6: don't think we have the full story, Like we know

916
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 6: that he did a lot, and.

917
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 2: You agreed to go on a five day vacation with him,

918
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: which is wild.

919
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 12: That's the thing.

920
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 18: It was just it was a lot, and yes I

921
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 18: agreed to go on this trip, but there didn't need

922
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 18: to be extra pressure on top of it, and.

923
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: There was okay.

924
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 18: How so, so our first night there, we went to

925
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 18: dinner and he was like I could totally see myself

926
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 18: proposing here.

927
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 9: He wasn't talking about.

928
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 18: Me, but it was like he was waiting for some

929
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 18: of me to be like oh yeah, like well it

930
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 18: would be so lovely one day, you know, I don't know.

931
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 18: I was like okay, And then the next day we

932
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 18: go on the tour and he introduces me to the

933
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 18: guide as, oh, this is my future wife.

934
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 3: Oh okay, hold on kidding, future.

935
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 18: There was a note of kidding.

936
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 5: But it was not enough to like, I mean, he

937
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 5: sounds kind of like an earnest guy who can be

938
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 5: a little awkward right when we talked to him.

939
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 12: No, this is beyond like.

940
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 18: He then wanted to stop at the jewelry store and

941
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 18: he was like, Hey, let's go check out some like ring.

942
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: Okay, but did you tell him ahead of time that

943
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: you're against love and the idea of marrying someone in.

944
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 18: A beautiful Ye, I'm not against love and marriage and

945
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 18: all those things. It's more that I don't need it

946
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 18: on my first date, Like, let's get to know each other.

947
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 7: That's true.

948
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: Shopping is wild, I mean, I mean I was.

949
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 7: I was almost engaging. We still have ring.

950
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a local artisan shop and he was

951
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: just being a tourist.

952
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 7: He's looking for a necklace there.

953
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: Well, we don't have to speculate on like what he

954
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: was thinking and where his mind is that because he's

955
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: actually on the other line right now waiting to talk

956
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: to me.

957
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 18: I know, I know he is.

958
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: Give him a chance.

959
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm kind of bummed. Out that I ever heard

960
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 16: from you. You haven't returned to any of my calls.

961
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 18: Wow, Like I said, I really I didn't think it

962
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 18: was a good fit. I didn't think we were handling

963
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 18: the paste and everything and seeing eye to eye.

964
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: Was that hard to hear?

965
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 16: Patrick, Yeah, of course it's hard to hear. I mean,

966
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 16: to be fair, I didn't actually propose.

967
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, we know for the ring shop.

968
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 16: I feel like you're blowing in out of proportion a

969
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 16: little bit. I was just curious what your taste was.

970
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 16: It's kind of fun to go into a shop. It

971
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 16: could have been a T shirt to you know.

972
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 18: And yeah, it.

973
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 12: Was too much.

974
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 16: Yeah, I know you're saying it's too much a lot,

975
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 16: but sometimes people just know it's like an instinctual thing

976
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 16: and you just feel it. For my parents, I mean,

977
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 16: it would love at first sight. They film within the

978
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 16: first few minutes of meeting each other, and they ended

979
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 16: up having four kids very soon after that.

980
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 7: Okay, that's a.

981
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 2: Good timeline to lay out after what she just said.

982
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 18: Yeah, and that reminds me of the time. Also, you said, oh,

983
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 18: one day, I hope we can have future kids little usses.

984
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 16: Wow, isn't that what everybody wants?

985
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 15: In life.

986
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 16: I mean, I thought that's why we were going on

987
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 16: a date in the first place, is to find love?

988
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 18: Really?

989
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 16: Is that why people?

990
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, the run We should have known a guy who

991
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: invites to grow on a five DA vacation is serious.

992
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 2: Maybe he could slow it down though, you know, maybe

993
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: you could pump the brakes a little bit.

994
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 16: Yeah, I could pump the brakes. Yeah, yeah, see, Wow.

995
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 7: You're never playing hard to get bro I'm sorry.

996
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm skeptical if he's capable of that.

997
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: But if he's able to dial it back, pull back

998
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: the reins on the love and just do like one

999
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: dinner date with him, no vacation. Would you be up

1000
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: for meeting Patrick one more time at Lisa?

1001
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 16: Before you say anything, I just that day you left

1002
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 16: me on the bus then when you said you could

1003
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 16: never make me happy. I cried when you got off

1004
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 16: the bus, and I don't normally I'm not a big

1005
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 16: cry here, especially in public, and it hit me.

1006
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that's usually a romantic selling point. But yeah, yeah,

1007
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: sounds like your second date is definitely going to be cashing.

1008
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 18: I mean, it seems like a lot of pressure.

1009
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 2: I I don't know about this, Yeah, but sometimes opposites

1010
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 2: a track. He is hopeless romantic and you are more

1011
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 2: like Alexis. Yeah, I think she's gonna wake up in

1012
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: bed with a ring on her finger.

1013
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1014
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: It's up to you, though, Lisa. We're not trying to

1015
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: pressure you. We're not trying to like force you to

1016
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: do anything you don't want to do. But we just

1017
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: think that love is the most important thing in the

1018
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: entire world, and what the whole purpose that we're on earth.

1019
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: Wait that being said, would you give him one more chance?

1020
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 15: I am open to it.

1021
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 18: It's just I need some confirmation that I'll be dialed

1022
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 18: back like nineties.

1023
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 16: I've already dialed it back.

1024
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 7: I feel it right now.

1025
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 6: It's totally sure he likes you anymore. Honestly, yea, honestly.

1026
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 7: Did he hang up?

1027
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1028
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 16: Why don't we just talked on the phone for a

1029
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 16: while and see where things.

1030
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 12: Go from there.

1031
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: It's reasonable, that's nice.

1032
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 16: And we could start there.

1033
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 18: Yeah, let's start.

1034
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: Start at least that you were wrong. You can make him.

1035
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 16: Happy, definitely. She just made me happy with the phone

1036
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 16: call for shure smile.

1037
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 18: Okay, this is.

1038
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning Man. That was a missed

1039
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: opportunity on my part, I apologize to everyone. Yeah, because

1040
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: she said that she agreed to a phone call, Why

1041
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: didn't we hang up and call her back right there?

1042
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: Could have just knocked it out while we were on

1043
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: the radio. Maybe got some dirty talking.

1044
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: I need to hear anymore that. I have a feeling

1045
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: that she might not answer.

1046
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, we should try to get him for an awkward

1047
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 7: Tuesday something.

1048
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: I guess you know. We're gonna let them work it

1049
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: out on their own because they agreed to talk off

1050
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: the air, so that's good. Who knows if it's going

1051
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: to be a true love connection or not. That's going

1052
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: to be up to them.

1053
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 5: I would like an update from them if they end

1054
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 5: up talking, for to hear where they're at. By the

1055
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 5: time two months hit, they should have three kids.

1056
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 15: At least.

1057
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: But even if it didn't work out for them, lately,

1058
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: we've had plenty that did, and you can hear them

1059
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: all on our Second Day podcast.

1060
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 6: They're up online wherever you get yours at Brooke.

1061
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 4: And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1062
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: It's not really the Holidays unless you find a way

1063
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: to embarrass the ones you love, Yeah, or at least

1064
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: pit them against each other in a ruthless, cutthroat competition

1065
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: game done in front of millions of people. Oh heck,

1066
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: and that's what I would like to do to all

1067
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: of you during a special Holiday edition of Reverse the Verse,

1068
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: your favorite Christmas songs facing backwards and away from you,

1069
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: just how we like it, where you recognize them play

1070
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: along with Reverse the Verse Holiday edition coming up right

1071
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: after this. Do you guys like holiday songs? Yes, for sure,

1072
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 1: Christmas non Christmas music in the car in the house We've.

1073
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 2: I love the Sabrina Carpenter Christmas music.

1074
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: Would you love Christmas music if it's played backwards? With

1075
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: Caliday version of Reverse the Verse, where we take the

1076
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: most famous Christmas songs of all time and flip them

1077
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: around to see if you can recognize what it is.

1078
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1079
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: So, for example, follow la La La La La La

1080
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: la would be and you have to say the title

1081
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: of the song exactly correct plus Onlike before, we are

1082
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: including steals in this version. If you miss it, the

1083
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: next person down the line can try and take the

1084
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: points away from you.

1085
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 2: Cutthroat Jeffrey, I love that true Christmas spirit. Wait till

1086
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: they get it wrong, or you can just go.

1087
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: They have to be buzzed first before you can jump in.

1088
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: So we're gonna start with Alexis, who's name backwards is

1089
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: six Lexa, no six sella sixcella.

1090
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 6: Okay, it's almost naughty, but it.

1091
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 7: Sounds like a really bad disease.

1092
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 6: And Alexis, please reverse the verse.

1093
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: Oh I want for Christmas Mariah Carey one.

1094
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,959
Speaker 8: I'm sorry you said it wrong.

1095
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 4: Bro's all right.

1096
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 6: All I want for Christmas is you.

1097
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 5: Buy Mariah cares I'm ready now appointing.

1098
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 6: Don't do Mariah Carey dirty like that, Alexis, that was rude.

1099
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:37,479
Speaker 1: Brook.

1100
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 6: You get the points. We're onto you now.

1101
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: Brook reverse this Christmas verse also, and we don't have

1102
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: all year, so let's get an answer out.

1103
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: It's Christmas.

1104
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 1: No, correct, it's not you, it's.

1105
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 7: Jose gets a chance to steal Last Christmas, Last.

1106
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: Last Christmas. By wham, Jose steals the point on that one.

1107
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: Alexis still disappointing the entire.

1108
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 2: Order that you have to steal.

1109
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: Jose, we're on to you. Can you reverse this Christmas verse?

1110
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: And it's kind of better in reverse Rabbit. We need

1111
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: a guess, Jose.

1112
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 4: Guessing what.

1113
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 7: Christmas?

1114
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 2: I swear I heard dead Rabbit In there.

1115
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: Look at that public school education actually coming through. Jose.

1116
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 6: You jump into the lead with two correct, Brook has one.

1117
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: Alexis Christmas Carols at school flexus pulling up the rare

1118
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: with zero. We're on the round two Alexis. Reverse this

1119
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: Christmas verse.

1120
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: Don Christmas tree.

1121
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 1: On the Christmas tree than God for home alone.

1122
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 2: That's the only reason she knows Brook.

1123
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 6: You're onto you. Please reverse this Christmas verse.

1124
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 12: Very obvious, is it?

1125
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: It is not, Jose.

1126
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 8: You can steal.

1127
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 4: Jingle bells.

1128
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,959
Speaker 2: Let me guess jingle bell.

1129
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: Rock by Bobby Him.

1130
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 2: Those words will get you Jose.

1131
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 6: Hard one Okay, no complaining. Brook loses a point, back

1132
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 6: down to zero for zero points.

1133
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: Yes, try not to let your inner scooge come out

1134
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: and ruin this whole game for everybody. Okay, that means

1135
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: we are on to Jose again. Jose, reverse this Christmas verse. Okay,

1136
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: turn it off. He's getting too turned on. Cut the music.

1137
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: Cut the music. Yeah, well, I wish it was Daddy,

1138
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: but Santa Baby, Santa Baby by I wish.

1139
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 2: He was Santa Daddy probably will come out with no.

1140
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: We are now at three points per Jose, two points

1141
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: per Alexis, and Brook has dropped down to zero, just

1142
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: like Julia Luis Dreyfuss.

1143
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 6: You keep coming up shorts.

1144
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: So we're on to round three. Alexis back to you.

1145
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: Please reverse this Christmas verse? Oh okay, but say it

1146
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: in Spanish though, yes I did?

1147
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 5: What is it?

1148
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: Please? Job by Jose Feliciana. Well done, Alexis. You are

1149
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: now tied with Jose at three points. Brook. Here we go. Okay,

1150
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: are you gonna complain? This is a complaint coming.

1151
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,879
Speaker 2: I am ready to try to complete.

1152
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 6: A don't try to have fun.

1153
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 8: Actually do it?

1154
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 6: Here we go, reverse this Christmas verse?

1155
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 2: Okay, two people. It's a man and a woman, so

1156
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 2: it has to be what's the song? And that it's

1157
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 2: all controversial.

1158
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: It's totally PC. I don't know what you're talking about.

1159
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 2: Jessica Simpson also redid it? What is it called?

1160
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 8: Baby?

1161
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 2: It's cold outside?

1162
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 12: Yes?

1163
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 6: But I need to hear it in Spanish.

1164
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 2: No, I don't Spanish.

1165
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: Embarrasses beabe asse frio alfuera. So we'll give you half

1166
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: of a point conducting half for your Yeah, but you're elite,

1167
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: your English elitism for not knowing the Spanish version.

1168
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 2: Just an idiot that doesn't speak another language.

1169
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 6: For that comment, you get the full point.

1170
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 11: There you go.

1171
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: Brook admits she's an idiot and gets up to one point. Well,

1172
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: don Brook, Jose, this is your last chance. Please reverse

1173
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: this Christmas verse. I know, ellmens blow Christmas.

1174
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 8: Christmas congratulations.

1175
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: That means Jose, you are the winner of gets okay.

1176
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 7: On my shoulders, celebrating with me.

1177
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 2: Why did he have to say blue Christmas in Spanish?

1178
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: Brook loses only oppoinment is back to zero.

1179
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 7: How many Holidays?

1180
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 15: Everybody?

1181
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 6: We got your phone Tawn coming up right after this.

1182
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: Your challenger today, Brooke is Garrett, who is seeking revenge

1183
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: after starting off oho to.

1184
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 6: One against you.

1185
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: Hey, Garrett, and Garrett's favorite holiday movie of all time

1186
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: is Home Alone. Why because the same exact thing happened

1187
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: to him when he was seven. Excepting Garrett's case, he

1188
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: was abandoned in a Detroit motel by his parents on purpose.

1189
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so weird that they didn't do a sequel that way.

1190
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: But decided to mix it up and do it differently

1191
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 1: than Garrett's life. Garrett, We're happy to have you back

1192
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: on the show.

1193
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 16: Thanks for bringing up the childhood trauma.

1194
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 13: Appreciate it.

1195
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: You made it through though. We're all proud of you.

1196
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 2: He's like, my parents were only gone for two years

1197
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 2: the way Eric.

1198
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 7: Can we call him Garrett?

1199
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Garrett is a good name to It's a good

1200
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: screaming name.

1201
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1202
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: No, that's your favorite childhood movie, right, Garrett.

1203
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 16: It's a classic.

1204
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 9: It is.

1205
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: You watch it, You can watch it every year thirty

1206
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: years later, still hilarious. All right, let's send Brook out

1207
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: of the studio. Garrett, you know the game works. You

1208
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1209
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1210
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: you do have to beat her outright to win?

1211
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1212
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 12: Let's do it?

1213
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: Good luck?

1214
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 6: Your time starts now.

1215
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: In home Alone? Where do the mcallisters go on vacation?

1216
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: When they leave Kevin behind? Brant saris? An organism that

1217
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: lives on or inside a host animal is called what

1218
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: a parasite? Where on your genes can you often find

1219
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: the initials y KK? Certain species of fish light up underwater?

1220
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 6: What is it called?

1221
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: The television network PBS stands for Public broadcast? What system

1222
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: in which major city was rapper Tupac Shakur shot in?

1223
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 6: Only one time? Was enough for Garrett to become a

1224
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 6: pro at this very.

1225
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: Well done, Garrett, and I see Garrett's annual Christmas tradition

1226
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: is to celebrate Hanukah and watch movies and eat just

1227
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: like me.

1228
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 2: It should be, that's right, should what's your favorite food

1229
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 2: to eat.

1230
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 15: All of it?

1231
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 13: Donuts with apple sauce.

1232
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 12: You gotta put the apple.

1233
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: Apple sauce, thro a little sour cream in there. Whatles

1234
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: on top?

1235
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 6: If you want to be real fest.

1236
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 7: To show me, Jeff, you drink.

1237
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 2: Some man of Schevitz as well.

1238
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: Chug that stuff black label. Yes, that's Garrett. That's the

1239
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: good stuff. It's your turn.

1240
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 6: Are you ready? Your time starts now?

1241
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: In home alone? Where do the mcallisters go on vacation

1242
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: when they leave Kevin behind? An organism that lives on

1243
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 1: or inside a host animal is called what.

1244
00:59:59,400 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 5: Leech?

1245
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 6: Where on your genes? Can you often find the initials.

1246
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 2: Y KK on your zipper?

1247
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: Certain species of fish light up underwater? What's it called electric?

1248
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: The television network PBS stands for Public broadcast. What system

1249
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: in which major city was wrapper? Tupac shakour shot in LA.

1250
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 6: That's it. The next question is going to.

1251
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: Take Yeah, I forget it.

1252
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 6: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you bol

1253
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 6: did with jose.

1254
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: Garretts, Gary, you got four correct today, roll all right,

1255
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: feeling good, real good.

1256
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 3: Scar and Brooke did get the exact same amount of

1257
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 3: questions in and only.

1258
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: That's Gart doubling Brook today and taking her down.

1259
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 13: Well done, my man, Thank you revenge.

1260
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: Let's get these answer in Forever, everybody and home alone.

1261
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: The mcallisters go on vacation to Paris, France when they

1262
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: accidentally leave.

1263
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 5: Kevin at home, feeling so strong when you ask that

1264
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 5: I got the rest of these and then it all

1265
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 5: went to hell.

1266
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 1: It really did. An organism that lives on or inside

1267
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: a host animal is called a parasite.

1268
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 2: Parasite a form of pair that is a type.

1269
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: On your genes. You'll find the initials YKK on your zipper.

1270
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: That's short for the Japanese zipper company that makes most

1271
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: of the world.

1272
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 7: Is there another zipper company?

1273
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 2: I only see that we should start with.

1274
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's ninety five percent of the

1275
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: world zippers are made by this company.

1276
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 2: Monopoly.

1277
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: Certain species official light up underwater. That's called bioluminescence. The

1278
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: television network PBS stands were public broadcast service, not system.

1279
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 2: I only worked for them.

1280
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: Oh and then Wrapper two Pakshakor. He unfortunately was shot

1281
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas.

1282
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 2: Shoot.

1283
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: So guarante congratulations. Not only did you beat Brook, but

1284
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: just we're playing you do get some free Brook and

1285
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: Jeffrey swag.

1286
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 13: Okay them, thank you.

1287
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: That sucks, Gared. Revenge is sweet forgetting one and one

1288
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: all time. We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bucks same

1289
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: time tomorrow

1290
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.