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Speaker 1: Okay, podcast starts now. Okay, Oh my goodness, afternoon, good afternoon,

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Speaker 1: good evening, good morning. You are listening to Stradio Lab,

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Speaker 1: the first podcast to be recorded in quarantine. George, how

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Speaker 1: are we feeling? I'm I'm fine, Oh fine. I like

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Speaker 1: I had a meeting today at one pm that I

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Speaker 1: was supposed to do things for and then I woke

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Speaker 1: snow day and truly did like nothing all day. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I feel incredible about it. Well, that's great, I think, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, this is the time when canceling things is

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Speaker 1: so essential. That's a kind of cancel culture I'm into. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: stop canceling people, start canceling meetings, stark canceling meetings. This

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Speaker 1: is something I've always been saying. If we can just

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Speaker 1: cancel all the meetings, we don't need to cancel the people. Yes. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I have a huge announcement. Actually I know what it is,

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Speaker 1: but I want you to say it. I this week,

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Speaker 1: for the very first time in my life, watched I

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Speaker 1: now pronounced you Chuck and Larry. Okay, already, though I

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Speaker 1: this is a lie. No, no, it's not a lie.

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Speaker 1: What's a lie about it? Did you finish the film? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've I watched part two last night. I of course

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Speaker 1: cut it into two parts. Well yeah, you have to.

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Speaker 1: It's like Titanic. Yeah, um, and I finished it last night.

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Speaker 1: I mean, given the reality that we all know that

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Speaker 1: this is a bad movie, it is a bad movie. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: here comes that being said, this movie's I'm enraptured. I

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Speaker 1: was loving it the whole time. I couldn't get enough

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Speaker 1: of this film. I mean, don't be wrong. It's bad. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not a good movie. It's offensive. It's it's bad,

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Speaker 1: but it kind of interesting. There is a world in

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Speaker 1: which this movie is good. Okay, say more. I think so.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure if anyone's listening to this, they watch Chucking

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Speaker 1: Larry multiple times by now because they've been hearing. And

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Speaker 1: if you haven't, then turned this off right this second

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Speaker 1: and go watch I now pronounce you checking Larry okay,

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Speaker 1: streaming now on Netflix. There's something about it, like it's

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Speaker 1: and they're interrupted by Dan Ackroyd who's like, they're not

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Speaker 1: this movie would be good. That's absolutely psychotic to say.

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Speaker 1: So where does Jessica Biel fit in UM? What do you?

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Speaker 1: In what sense? Like? What is her role? She's the

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Speaker 1: lawyer that she she's the lawyer that is representing them

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Speaker 1: because they're being investigated for not seeming gay. Well, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I think casting Jessica bill as a lawyer

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Speaker 1: like why are why? She's one of those people are

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Speaker 1: though that she's surprisingly a good actress. Like I remember

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Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: Let's think of a better joke. There were so many

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Speaker 1: our guest. Our guest is an incredible star, the funniest

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Call the head of HBO, NBC,

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Speaker 1: Blackwater Universal immediately and say we need to plan another

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Speaker 1: thirty Rocks special to promote this new comedian we just found.

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Speaker 1: Because this upcoming comedian that is in our podcast Zoom

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Speaker 1: currently is groundbreaking, earth shattering, the best. There's an earthquake happening.

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Speaker 1: There's a damn earthquake and we're in New York City.

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Speaker 1: please uh open your ears or whatever for Naomi pair again,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. Wow, that was that was huge.

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Speaker 1: You know, the stakes are now very high. Personally introduction.

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Speaker 1: is day one quarantine. How dare you I said that.

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Speaker 1: I said, it's impossible. You said that to me and

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Speaker 1: I said, there's simply no way. And I know you.

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Speaker 1: I know you're humble, I get it, you're grounded, you're normal,

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Speaker 1: don't know if you remember this, Naomi, like there is

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Speaker 1: be looked up to and idolized so constantly? Oh? Hush,

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00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: I looked up to know you are, Naomi. I've entire friendships.

422
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: I have like befriended people because we've bonded over how

423
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: much we like think that you're like the best comedian.

424
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: That's so nice and also surprising. It's funny because because

425
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys like, um, you know, like

426
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: the alt kids. And I don't mean that in a

427
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: derogatory way. I just mean, like, you know, just like

428
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: playing with comedy and like having some fun and doing

429
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: stuff different, Like I always feel like I'm basic, and

430
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: I think of you guys as being the creative ones

431
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I'm spare they like me because like

432
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: I'm kind of boring, you know, to get up and

433
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: Yale and I feel like y'all are always coming through

434
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: like a multimedia moment. Here's a musical I wrote. I'm

435
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: like a very traditional I'm like a very traditional stand

436
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: up Sam. I mean Sam does the music, That's what

437
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Sam, Like I literally still sing to myself

438
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: like I'm obsessed with a song about Randoms and the

439
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: album because I'm kind of like who brought this person here?

440
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: Like it's literally my favorite thing. I want all the

441
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: music from your show and I think about that because

442
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: I'm like they're like, like, have multiple skills is against

443
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: my point, like being able to like do the music

444
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: and do video and you know, just do a lot

445
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: of stuff. But I'm always like I just talk, like

446
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: just playing talk. You know. Sometimes I think just talk

447
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: and makes it a little easier for everybody. You know,

448
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: a lot of times I got people being like, well

449
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: do you even do stand up or like what even

450
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: are you? And I'm like, no, I can do any

451
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,479
Speaker 1: of it, and they're like, well, you're making it kind

452
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: of confusing by doing too many things. Um, So I

453
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: have just important to have people that just talk that

454
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: are good at it because so many The way that

455
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: it has all panned out in the last few years

456
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: is that a lot of the people that are more

457
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: traditional stand ups are bad, and so you need those

458
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: good ones. I also may only feel like and also

459
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: this is a stradiolp first, normally we're all mean to

460
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: each other. That's the first time we've ever been nice

461
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: to each other. Um. I think part of it is

462
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: like you're like, yes, you're doing traditional stand up, but

463
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: you are so like high energy and like fun, and

464
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: it feels so loose and it's so like and it's

465
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: both like really written well and like loose and fun

466
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: that it's like alright, like and I'm like, this is

467
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: all I for need. I'm like, listen, I like Naomi,

468
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: but let's calm down, Like I'm sorry, it's month or

469
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: of quarantine. I need to be reminded of value. I'm like,

470
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: you guys were all doing well and it's all gonna

471
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: be okay. I do yeah. I flip back and forth

472
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: by being like I just want to like cry because

473
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: like the relationships I have are so beautiful and I

474
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: like it's all my and then I and then be

475
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: like I'm miserable. I'm alone. Everyone hates me. That's like

476
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: the flip back and forth. Oh mental illness, weird, It's

477
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 1: actually it keeps things fresh. Keep the first segment. Um,

478
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: should we do our first segment? Yeah? I'm ready? Okkay,

479
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: George you doing it? You're so good at it? Oh

480
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: my corpse. Um, Georgie is so good at this part.

481
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, where you thinking? Because ladial segment is like

482
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: what stand up is to Naomi. Explaining the segment is

483
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: to me like I'm just really good at it. People

484
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: talk about is younger than us? Bond about how good? Yeah? Yeah?

485
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: Um okay, So Naomi, in this first segment, it's called

486
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: straight Shooters, and we give you a series of rapid

487
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: fire like A or B questions like you know, Rachel

488
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: or Phoebe and then you have to answer, um, whichever

489
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: your mind kind of goes to first, and it is

490
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: and you are not allowed to ask any follow up

491
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: questions or any follow questions about how the game works,

492
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: and if you do, we will get mad at you. Okay,

493
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: So literally you just say words that are literally overthinking it.

494
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: You are overthinking it's so hard one. As we tell

495
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: all our guests, the one. The three rules are don't

496
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: overthink it, don't underthink it, and don't go right in

497
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: the middle. So don't do anything. It's what you're saying.

498
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: You have to go with your gun. Okay, Okay, Okay,

499
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: let's go then, Okay, alright, alright, let's we're starting. Okay, Naomi,

500
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: the Got Milk campaign with the gross mustaches or the

501
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: PETA campaigns where the celebrities are naked Peter, Okay, Naomi,

502
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: um let's circle back on that, or can you loot

503
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: me in on that conversation? Um let's circle back on that. Okay.

504
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 1: Playing Devil's Advocate or having angel wing tattoos, having angel

505
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: wing tattoos Okay, the Spice Trade or the Spice Girls

506
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: Spice Girls. A yoga studio that also sells novelty prayer

507
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: candles or a hipster barber shop that's randomly owned by

508
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: a venture capitalist. Um uh, yoga shop that sells novelty

509
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: prayer candles. Online banking portal or online patient portal on

510
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: funline patient portal okay. Ethical non monogamy or unethically raised beef.

511
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: Unethically raised beef h Jennifer Hudson or Jennifer east River Jennifer. Okay,

512
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: a book about badass women that inexplicably includes Margaret Thatcher,

513
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: or the book White Fragility by Robin D'Angelo, the book

514
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: about badass women that absolutely includes Margaret Thatcher. Okay, that's

515
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: that's beautiful. Okay. Now we have to rate your performance

516
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: on a scale of one to one thousand dubs. Um.

517
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: I would say that was seven hundred and seventy six doves.

518
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: And you know what, this is the first time we've

519
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: disagreed because I'm gonna go with eight hundred and ninety six. Okay. Wow.

520
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: So Naomi, which score speaks to you? And and please

521
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: don't overthink this highest one. That's really unfortunate. The goal

522
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: is to get a really low score because you have

523
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: to take care of all the time. Sorry, Naomi, we

524
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: really set you up for that. Holding is entrapment, Okay,

525
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't appreciate being called to a zoom.

526
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: That is entrapment. It's an entanglements psycho sexual game, psychosexual entanglement.

527
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: I would love to know about your thought process when

528
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: choosing Okay, I thought about the thing that was least annoying. Okay,

529
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: that's what it's for me. What was least annoying, you know,

530
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: that interesting And that's how I kind of picked so

531
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: to you, Margaret Thatcher is less annoying than kind of

532
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: a misguided white liberalism. You prefer it to be out

533
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: in the open. Her exactly, her being included is less

534
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: annoying because it's like, Okay, it's like it's like so funny,

535
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: like did you did you see any people on Twitter talking,

536
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: you know, like, um, just Lane Maxwell is going to testify,

537
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: and people were like, get a girl, and it's like,

538
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: maybe maybe she's a sex trafficker. Okay for the culture,

539
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: she is not for the cause. And she was like

540
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: she is a classic example of someone that like game,

541
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: uninformed gay men would this decide as a gay icon

542
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: and just like not look into it and be like

543
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: for a snatch game, I'm doing Delane Maxwell. Wait to

544
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: be there. If somebody on Drivers was like, first snatch game,

545
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing Colayne Maxwell, that would be so I would

546
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: be gagged. I would I would die. That would be

547
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: the funniest thing in the whole life. Her deposition, like

548
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: the deposition, Oh my god. I also have completely had

549
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: forgotten that she's British, which does add another layer exact

550
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: name name, but also I associate her with like New York,

551
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: like all the photos of her, like her and Carol

552
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: Rabswell and you know whatever, Like I consider her like

553
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: a New York figure and Jeffrey Epstein. But um, but yeah,

554
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: she's British, which adds another layer. You went to school

555
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: where Epstein tall, I wasn't there when he taught, but

556
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: he taught math at my high school. It was yes, yes,

557
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: the man don't know shit about math. Did you know

558
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: it's easier to be a teacher at a private school

559
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: than in a public school, because which I was like,

560
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: And when I found that out, I was like giving

561
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: my money back Apparently, like the teacher needs like to

562
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,479
Speaker 1: be like I think at first of the English tea

563
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: like a masters in English. You know, we're like knowing

564
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: about the topic, but that doesn't have anything to do

565
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: with their ability to teach, you know what I'm saying.

566
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: So it's like sure, because really, public school, you need

567
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: like a teaching degree, You need to know how to

568
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: talk to me. We need to dig, we need to

569
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: dig and find a fun of you with Jeffrey Epstein,

570
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: want for all, honey, I was reading oversized macking mouth sweatshirts.

571
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: He knew he wasn't getting anywhere all right. He was like,

572
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: she's mouthy, she'll fight back, you know what I mean.

573
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love that. It's so funny how

574
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: the pictures thing is so funny. Truly, every single famous

575
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: person has a picture with one of these two people.

576
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Oh my god. And also the

577
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: pretense of like the high profile like academics and thinkers

578
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: like that, to me is the funniest of all. Like,

579
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: it's not funny that she has that Gillane has a

580
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: photo with like jank Rakowski. It's funny that Jeffrey Epstein

581
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: was with like the with like, um, god, who's that

582
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: curly haired Harvard professor Stephen Pinker? And like these people

583
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: that are like, you know, like like considered like public intellectuals,

584
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: and they were like on a private jetwork. It's like,

585
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: it's like really wild. I think people just love like

586
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: money and power and some of the problems no idea

587
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: what was happening. Some of them are probably and I

588
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't I could never imagine myself being

589
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: in that situation. But like the equivalent in entertainment, Like

590
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: if suddenly it's like some famous person was like, I

591
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: want to do you know, literally I appeared on c

592
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: s I in Miami, Do you want to come over

593
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: to my apartment? I'd be like, yeah, oh my god,

594
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: it's good that you know that about yourself. Yeah. No,

595
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: it's I am like, for all my I always think

596
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: I'm like if I have like a second to think

597
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: about something, then I'm like, okay, I'm able to like

598
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: process information, I'm able to like decide how I feel

599
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: about something. But if it has to be a split decision,

600
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: like if I'm in a room and someone suggests something,

601
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: I will suddenly do it. I will like not know

602
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: what's come over me. Do you think it's inherently evil

603
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: to pursue entertainment? Do you think like there's something like

604
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: selfishly broken about us that makes us want to do this?

605
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mark Marina, It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

606
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: It's like, at least we have the pretense of like

607
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: trying to give something to the world. It's a lot,

608
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, but it's like at like if if

609
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: if we are successful in the way we want to be,

610
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 1: then people will enjoy the things we're doing. So it's okay.

611
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm sick. I'm sick, I'm suffering, but you know what,

612
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: you might get along and that's the trade off. I

613
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: completely agree. I think it's like the idea that I

614
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: should be. Right now, George, I realize I'm looking at you,

615
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can't really tell where you're at.

616
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: Facially like you are a cool customer. You did trust me, yes,

617
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: you did. You did compliment me initially, you know, so

618
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: that it was good for my soul. But now it

619
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: feels like maybe I said something that you didn't like. George. No,

620
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to not look at my face on

621
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: zoom and then but then I also don't know where

622
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 1: to look at. George. I need you to be nice

623
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: to our in addition to that, in addition to that, Yeah, Naomi,

624
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: I am mad at you. Thank you, just be honest. Yeah,

625
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 1: everything you have said so far has been wrong. Okay,

626
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: wow wow wow wow. For for two white men to

627
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: bring me here, and we brought you here to trick

628
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: you via our segments and then make you cry by

629
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 1: telling you that you Oh my god, this is gonture.

630
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: You're so good at stand up. You're so funny. I

631
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: know you you ver. You came right into our trap.

632
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: You know what your point? I do have. My resting

633
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: face is it's I wouldn't call it arresting bitch face,

634
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: but I have been told that, like I seem like

635
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: annoyed or dissatisfied some coming forward. I was going to say, yeah,

636
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: you didn't look like you know, it is resting board face,

637
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: and I promise you I was not word but I have,

638
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: but people have told me that before. Honestly, it's I

639
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: think it's all about the intellectual thing too. You have

640
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: like that professor who's like like just sort of like

641
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: judgmentally listening, and it's like you can see the wheels

642
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: turning and being like, yeah, I know what's next, and

643
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: it's like that it's because I'm like intently. It's because

644
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm like when when you're talking, I'm out of my body.

645
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't even care what my face looks like because

646
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: I'm not the star you are, and to me, it

647
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: is purely cerebral. I am taking it in and I

648
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: am the gears are turning. There's no energy left for

649
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: me to place my lips in a certain way or

650
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: my eyes all the energy is going to data analysis. Wow,

651
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: that's a gorgeous description inaction. No, but it is. It

652
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: is true. I've I've been called out for that in

653
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: the past. It's okay. I'm glad we could use that

654
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: create the same space to talk over. You know. That's fine. Now, Sam,

655
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, I'm of like what people perceive

656
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: my face as, and I'm staring at my own face

657
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: in the zoom and I like, I don't know what

658
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: it is like. There have been times when I think

659
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: you look concerned about someone. How do you mean, you

660
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: know what? Not concerned? But I mean, I'm not gonna

661
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: I can't even remember names, so it's not like I'm

662
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: not naming, but like, I definitely there have been times

663
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: when we've been in a group situation. Someone has been

664
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: talking who's like not smart or interesting, and you, whereas

665
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: I would look bored, You're like, I'm sweetie, I'm such

666
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: an EmPATH. I feel you know, I can feel them

667
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: bombing in the convo, and I'm like, help, I'm giving

668
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: you a life vest or whatever. It is tough when

669
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: you can feel someone bombing in the convo, you know what,

670
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: you know took me a lot of years. I think

671
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: there's more confidence in stopping yourself nowadays, Like when I

672
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: start and then I'll be like, you know what, this

673
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: is dumb, and then I just don't literally stop. You've

674
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: got to stop yourself. You've got me to stop yourself.

675
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: I have to say to your point about like about

676
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: like whether or not the fact that we want attention

677
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: is bad or evil or whatever. I do think when

678
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: I think about what I was like and social situations

679
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: before I discover that I can just be like that

680
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: on stage, I'm just a nightmare to walk into the

681
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: party and want everyone to pay attention to me. I mean,

682
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 1: and now I don't care. I can if I will

683
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 1: only speak when I know I have something to say, Yeah, yeah, right,

684
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,959
Speaker 1: you needed that outlet though, you know that, yeah and whatever.

685
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: You can only do that now that you know there's

686
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: a place for all the other things exactly. And it's

687
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: like if I know, I mean not anymore obviously, which

688
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: is why I'm going insane, But like in the you

689
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: know previously, it's like I know that I have a

690
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: show later tonight and I will hopefully, you know, the

691
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: best case scenario, make people have horse case scenario, force

692
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: them to pay attention to me. So right now that

693
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm in this work meeting, I actually don't need to

694
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: do an impression of bugs bunny. I feel like sometimes

695
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: i'd have that, but it's like bad where it's like

696
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: I still have I should be like I think I'm

697
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: getting colder as it goes on, and I should be

698
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: funnier and warmer to people in like the day to

699
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: day because they'll be like wanting it and I'll just

700
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: be like yeah, like I'll be funny when it's time,

701
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: and it's like, don't be like that. That's so rude.

702
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: Um I got in when Misha and I started dating.

703
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: This is a non flattering story. Um potentially cut it already.

704
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: Um I uh like he and his friends were like

705
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: doing a bit and like he got mad at me

706
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: later because I wasn't laughing at all, Like they were

707
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: like and I was like, well, yeah, the bit, like

708
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: the logic wasn't right, like it didn't like make sense. Yeah,

709
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: like wake me up. When the bit is like classically trained,

710
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: like it's a start to start socializing with people who

711
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: are not professional comedians, It's like what's the end game here?

712
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: Very it's very tiring. It's like amazing because you know,

713
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: sometimes wh people will be like, I can't believe such

714
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: and such is famous or popular, and I'm like, have

715
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: you talked to people? You know what I mean? Like

716
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, I get it, you more right? Yeah, no,

717
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: it's true. Um, should we introduce our topic? Yes? Wait, okay, wait,

718
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: I literally forgot what it is. I remember, Okay, thank you. Um,

719
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: it's so good, and I'm just gonna quickly say it.

720
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: But then I'll give the floor to Naomi because I

721
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: want to know why this is the one that spoke

722
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: to her. So four background, we told Naomi that we

723
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: would pick a topic and then we didn't. So then

724
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: we instead read her our masteralist of topics, and the

725
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: one that we landed on was Naomi parented, Yes, the

726
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: concept of parentet. And I want to know why that's

727
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: the one that spoke to you, because I really have

728
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: strong feelings about like why I don't think like meaning,

729
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: I don't understand why people like why do we hold

730
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: parenthood to such like on such a pedestal half the

731
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: Phonetoman streets shouldn't be in charge of a damn plant,

732
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: let alone a human. Yes, it's just like it also

733
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: like to yeah, I guess I'm also tying in parenthood

734
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: with this obsession with like also like pro creation, where

735
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: it's like nobody needs your DNA out of these streets.

736
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: I think about most people where you're like, oh yeah,

737
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: I need another one of that. I can think of

738
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: so few people where I would want more of them. Yea,

739
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: even the people I like. I'm like, oh, thank god

740
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: it worked, Like, let's keep this right, right, we have enough?

741
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: You know. I have to say I agree. I think, um,

742
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: maybe cloning is what I want. I don't necessarily want

743
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: pro creation. I want when it's working. I want just

744
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: a straight up repeat. I want to say, I'm not

745
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: sure I am on board with that. No, no, no,

746
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: trust me, this is a really good idea. Okay, you've

747
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: convinced me. The only clooning I need is Barber Stritsand

748
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: cloning her dog. Because like Sam, do you want to

749
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: raise your own clone like from a baby? I mean,

750
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: in my dreams, I wouldn't have to raise it. I

751
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: could just put a chip in its head and it

752
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: would just download all the information. What this is normal?

753
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: So you want a baby version of yourself that also

754
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: has all your memories via chip? Yeah? What is weird?

755
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: That's better than parenthood. It doesn't have to get raised. Now,

756
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this one to you. Oh, I think

757
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: that that is not okay. You're looking for some sort

758
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: of robot situation on batteries not included type of life,

759
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: and I don't think that's what we're talking about. Okay,

760
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: this isn't a tomagotchi. Sam, you want to tamagotchi, I

761
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: can get you one. You can name it or whatever.

762
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: Like George, I wanted to if it's I wanted to

763
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: have my memories, my personality and just be me. What's weird?

764
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna die. I'm going to reason then that

765
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: it's like I would, I would. I haven't given too

766
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: much thought to this, but like I would maybe upload

767
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,399
Speaker 1: my consciousness to the cloud when I die. Like that's

768
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: a different thing, but like why to me, I'm like,

769
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: by the time I die, I'm like, honey, take me away,

770
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: take me away. Do you have like having to steal

771
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: be conscious? That's the worst part. I guess you're right,

772
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: don't keep my consciousness alive. But it's like, let me

773
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: eat stuff. Consciousness is is the wrong word. But maybe

774
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: I would like donate my memories to science. Okay, like

775
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: memories are for science, No, George's no, Naomi, you can

776
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: donate your memories to side. Obviously you have not been

777
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: reading the science section of the time. All the rage

778
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: right now, But I just mean, like, I don't know whatever,

779
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: Like I mean maybe something after I die, I understand,

780
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: But like to raise a clone while you're also still

781
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: living and breathing, that is a creepy thing to me. Okay, yeah,

782
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: well I'll die and then they'll hit like engage. They'll

783
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: hit the button that says like start start clone, now,

784
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: start the clone. Hold on this. I cannot believe we're here.

785
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: We literally introduced the topic of parenthood a minute ago.

786
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: You're engaged, are married? I'm engaged? And am I? Am

787
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: I right to say that? It has it's you've been

788
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,720
Speaker 1: engaged for a while. Oh yes, Henny, we've been together

789
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: a decade, uh and engaged for seven years. Whoa, I

790
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: feel like it's very trendy to be engaged for a

791
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: long time. Well no, I think no, No, I think

792
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: you get like a couple of years, and certainly we

793
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: were at a point I was like, you get maybe

794
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: about three years, and I feel like around year five,

795
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 1: it's like people go from being like excited for you

796
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: to like, are you guys okay? You know, they always

797
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: gonna ask that, or they'll be like, are you guys

798
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: still together? Like people who didn't know us because they've

799
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: never seen a wedding assumed we had just broken up,

800
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: and it's like now, but yeah, well when are you

801
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: guys gonna so kids are not of interest to you

802
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: to have? No, it never was like you've always agreed

803
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, really, I mean, and yeah, that was

804
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: like pretty exciting to realize it was not going to

805
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 1: have to be like a dramatic conversation, you know. So Hendy,

806
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't know, like I understand the impulse, seems.

807
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: I understand the impulse to want to care for something

808
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: right into but then I also think about like adopt

809
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: foster human or a dog, you know what I mean,

810
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: like their ways you can um nurture and help without

811
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: like making another human. It's also like bay, the world's

812
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: gonna be underwater in like a week and a half.

813
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: It's like unless your baby is born with gills, that

814
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: ain't gonna it's not gonna last. Okay, it's not gonna last.

815
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: I mean with my clone I'm gonna install gills. It's

816
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 1: gonna be totally customizable. You are trying to make a robot.

817
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: Once you start using the world install about your kid,

818
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: you know, something's off. So okay, so so so you're

819
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: against biological parenthood, but you're open to adoption, but not

820
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: for yourself, right, But like the people, I don't or

821
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: just like again, it's it's also to like the societal

822
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: Like I've worked at jobs where it's like the people

823
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: with kids can leave early and now we all have

824
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: to stay late, you know, and I'm like, what, it's like,

825
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm signed to get the kids in there. They can

826
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: pick up the slack, thank you. It was like they

827
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: have to go home to their kids, their kids. It's like, well,

828
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: to me, it's like, I don't know. It also feels

829
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: like to to really do parenting right, you have to

830
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: be so wealthy that you're not even really around the kids. Right.

831
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: To me, that's literally the first thing that comes to

832
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: mind with parenthood is like when people are like, do

833
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: you want kids, I'm like, yeah, if I'm a millionaire, totally,

834
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: like the only thing the only thing on my mind

835
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: in terms of having kids is whether or not I

836
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: have money right, like I I'm not gonna struggle, like

837
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have kids and then figure it out.

838
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. When people do that, I'm like, that is

839
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: such a crazy leap, like they're lying to you they

840
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: have family money. Because I have friends who are like,

841
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: honestly like stuff just works out, like what your daddy do?

842
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Because these people a lot

843
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: of pretend like you've got to people I know where

844
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: it's like you blog every year act you know what

845
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: I mean, And it's like, Okay, how you got Whenever

846
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: someone has especially for me, like a second kid, that's

847
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: when I really don't. I'm like to me, I was like,

848
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: you have two kids money, especially in New York, you

849
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, if you got two kid

850
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: money in New York, there's something I don't know about you.

851
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: You owe me for that brunch two years ago. You

852
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Yes, you know what I hate.

853
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: I hate when people are in like dire situations like

854
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: being robbed or something or about to be murdered and

855
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: they're like, please, I have a daughter, and it's like

856
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: so like like like that's like I have plans Friday,

857
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: Like I shouldn't be murdered out like that does. That's

858
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: also my fear, like I when early you know, early

859
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: in the pandemic, and now that also the cases of

860
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: rising in l A my fear like I have asthma.

861
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: So I'm already like afraid that I'll like literally be

862
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: on a ventilator. But I'm afraid that because I don't

863
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: have children, the host the doctors will not put as

864
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: much time into me. And I literally I was like, Andy,

865
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: you have to tell them we have three kids and

866
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: just don't specify their animals, because that's what I'm convinced,

867
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: because like it always like who do we help, you know,

868
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: who is the chance for alife? And where do they go?

869
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: This child is a bitch, And then they just don't

870
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: care she's a comedian. It's like we don't need that.

871
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: She recently appeared on a gay podcast. I think we're

872
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 1: gonna put her on the on the on the other floor.

873
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: Wink wink wink. You know that's that's like my fear.

874
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: It'll just be like no one cares about you. Yeah,

875
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: I hate that value of life. Or it's like, well

876
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: they have kids, so they're really important. It's like right

877
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: and It's like, let's wait for those kids to grow up.

878
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: Let's see what we're protecting, what we're what are we raising.

879
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: It's like, what are they like now? Okay, is he

880
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: starting fires? Nope, we don't. We don't need a We

881
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: don't need a little little timmy starting fires. Okay, uh

882
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: I can't. I also think l A kids are so

883
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: much more normal there. I like New York because I

884
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: feel like kids are very rare, and in l A

885
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, like people have kids, people have cars,

886
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: people have houses. It's like, yeah, you don't have kids.

887
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: That's why I feel I get so ansty when I'm

888
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: out there and people are like, well, you know my kids,

889
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: and like, yuh, I know, it's interesting. I feel like

890
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: that with New York, though, I'm more annoyed by parents

891
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: in New York, Like, for instance, I hate seeing a

892
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: baby at a beer garden and you will see above

893
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 1: four year old at the beer garden, and I just

894
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: want to be like, you don't get to come mountainymore.

895
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: You made a choice to have that child. You don't

896
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: get to hang the baby just walking around to be

897
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: your garden, just eating pieces of sausage on the floor.

898
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: I can't stand it. It's that is a beautiful image.

899
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: And do you know what I'm thinking when you said

900
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: l a parents, it's like something that I still that

901
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: makes me feel just like full body. Uh, discomfort is

902
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: like cool parents like to see a parent wearing like

903
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: converse and like and like and like, oh my god,

904
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: dad's with alternative haircuts. Okay, rock star dads are literally

905
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: sick and suffering. I'm it's like, oh my god, this

906
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: is it does not compute for me. Their kid is

907
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 1: always named like Milo and dad only wears band T shirts,

908
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And it's like gray hair

909
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: with an asymmetrical haircut, yes, ray hair with an eighth

910
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: megrical haircut. Here's what I will say. And I think, George,

911
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: you'll know where I'm going with this, uh, just before

912
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: I even say it. But when I when, I will say,

913
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: on the Devil's Advocate, like men who have kids and

914
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: are like used to be cool and are now like

915
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: forty pounds heavier and like rolling up in that old

916
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: band T shirt. I think are so hot. I'm Sam's

917
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: dream Sam's dream man is like I guess, I mean,

918
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to use this term, but dad bod.

919
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: I can't believe we use the term. I like. I

920
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: used to work at the fourteen Street why like after

921
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: school kids program, and when the dads would come pick

922
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: up their kids. I was always like hello, like like,

923
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm not single, but I don't know. I make mistakes.

924
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are wild. When people have kids,

925
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: it's it is the hottest thing in the whole wide world,

926
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: because it's I could be their son. You know what

927
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I have I have a bomb to drop.

928
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: Oh didn't you grow up as a child in New

929
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: York City? Whoa if my mother didn't have a life,

930
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: which is why she resents me. You see what I'm saying.

931
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: I grew up, honey. I took the bus by myself

932
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 1: to school, took the buzz back home, sat in the house.

933
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: Your dad did not have a uh what's it called

934
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: asymmetrical haircut? There was no Your mom was not wearing

935
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: like a I mean, my dad was too busy being absent. George,

936
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: we don't know what his hair was. Elizabeth was trying

937
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: to keep the lights on and I'm over here watching

938
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: Hey dude, Well but Elizabeth didn't have one of those

939
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: T shirts. That's like yoga and Rose oh my god,

940
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Oh that would have been fun, though sometimes

941
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: I wish. I mean I feel like like when parents

942
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: where it's like I have a kid, but I want

943
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: to keep my life and I don't want my life

944
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: to stop, so bringing their kid along to ship and

945
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm sorry, you chose to have a kid,

946
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 1: which means, yeah, your life so pause, but your life's

947
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 1: on pause until this kid can make us make a

948
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: hot meal. No. Yeah, I've also like like I never

949
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: had a nanny or like I don't know, but it's

950
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: like nanny culture is another thing where like what is

951
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: that dynamic, like like if when people have like live

952
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: in nanny's or like entire kids are like raised by

953
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: a different person. Oh please, I mean hello see above

954
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: Red Dalton everyone at nanny's. I remember coming home because

955
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 1: I started Dolton in sixth grade, so I was ten,

956
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: and I like come home and I remember saying, asked

957
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: my mother. At one point, I go, my, how come

958
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: white people think they're better than us but they allow

959
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: us to take care of their kids, like just black

960
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: people in general, because I was just so surprised that

961
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: every single person had a black nanny, and it was

962
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: always like li's my second mom and because it's always

963
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: as I was like, well, where's your first mama? You

964
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And it's like, but that would

965
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: be it, like that would be the person who would

966
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: pick him up from school and like do ever, you know,

967
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: like do the dinner and everything like that. And it

968
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: was really uh. But then I noticed some of those

969
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: kids were more like they would talk to their parents

970
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: like I mean, there's a mom and dad, but it

971
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: would be a little more like two adults talking, if

972
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: that makes any sense, or being like Mom, I just

973
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: don't understand why I have to do blankety blank, Like

974
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: it would be very you know, well there's a very

975
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't you know. I'm this is from

976
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: me kind of like from media that I have consumed

977
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: about rich New York. It's you know, I didn't grow

978
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: up in New York. But like to me, it's like

979
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: and this is the case with like, uh kind of

980
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: Upper East Side moms and it's like the families run

981
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: like a business. Huh, you know what I mean. And

982
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: I feel like that's and I'm not saying, you know,

983
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I grew up like in some kind

984
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: of hippie commune or anything, but like in Greek culture,

985
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: like it's very communal. You know, my grandmother's would often

986
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: I would be at my grandmother's for days at a

987
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: time or whatever, Like it's it's all everyone kind of

988
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: like pitches in and the and the just like the

989
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 1: way that people conceptualize like extracurriculars, like which school to

990
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: go to, what mom is? You know, like it all

991
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: feels very kind of like rigid and impersonal. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

992
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: Well the kids, you know, you know, I think maybe

993
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: when like you're wealthy and stuff, the kids are just

994
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: part of building your brand, you know what I mean.

995
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: Kids are your content. You're gonna build your brand and

996
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: then they will hopefully represent you well as they go

997
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: off to Ivy League schools. Well that's the thing. Kids

998
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 1: are an investment, right right? Oh god, can you this

999
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: is a nothing Let's go back to you don't know why.

1000
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: This is the other thing about everybody being so in

1001
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: the kids. What if your kids sucks and I just

1002
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: mean like dumb and boring the regular ship the way

1003
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: most people suck. I mean, like what if your kid

1004
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: is a serial killer? What if your kid like can

1005
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: never hold down a job? What if your kid is

1006
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: forty two living in a basement. There's no guarantee, they like,

1007
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: your kid will like I don't know, because I know

1008
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: people will say to me, or people have said to me,

1009
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: you know, they're like, well, if you don't have kids,

1010
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: who are who's gonna take care of you when you're old?

1011
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: There's no guarantee, m kid? Would you know what I'm saying? Also,

1012
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: what a cynical like to have that be the reason

1013
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: why you have kids? Yeah, I'm giving birth to some

1014
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: help later on. That's like And multiple people have said

1015
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: that to me, and which means like it is this

1016
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: common thought of like, well, you know it is a

1017
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: person to love you and create a person. But to me,

1018
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm there's no guarantee. So it's like, why would that

1019
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: even be it. I'm I'm having you and raising you

1020
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: and putting up with your ship so that hopefully in

1021
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,439
Speaker 1: thirty five years you will make sure no one hits

1022
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: me in the old folks home. Like, what folks, because

1023
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: you've you've spent all your money on the kid, thank you.

1024
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have like six hours a day help, you

1025
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like I can only get a

1026
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 1: homemade for six hours I hope it's like a teenager.

1027
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: She's like you need anything, She's like, I'm ordering Postmates.

1028
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: What do you want? Yes, yes, you're terrible, terrible. Okay,

1029
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: if you were to have kids, do you think you

1030
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: would make a good parent. I honestly don't know. I

1031
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 1: honestly don't know, because I noticed even in my relationship,

1032
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: like I'm very worried all the time, Like I, you know,

1033
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: a like suddenly become so into Andy's career and be

1034
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 1: like what's happening? What are you doing? And I'm like

1035
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: imagine if like I had made him, Yeah, I would

1036
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: be like obsessed with the outcome of everything. And I'm

1037
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 1: like very fearful. I mean I think about stuff like

1038
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: you know, when you've become a parent and you have

1039
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: like the first time your kid goes off to school,

1040
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: like you know how much a lot of true crime.

1041
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't trust people the idea that like every day,

1042
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: for like eight hours, my kid goes somewhere and I

1043
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: just have to hope for the best. It's like really

1044
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: stressful to me. Well, and then it's like you think

1045
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: about the things your parents restrict about, like you know,

1046
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: sleepovers or parties or whatever, and you're like, oh my god,

1047
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: they're so lame. It's like, think about actually what that

1048
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: entails exactly? I need you to go to this stranger's

1049
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: house over nightdwe you know actually like you think as

1050
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: a kid that all adults are responsible, but the parent

1051
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: knows like these are just the same people that I

1052
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: knew five years earlier when they didn't have kids, Like what,

1053
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: I trust our friends if we were all suddenly parents

1054
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 1: to take to like host a sleepover for my kids,

1055
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Also, kids are liars like I

1056
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: used to be. I was a camp counselor and I

1057
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: remember a kid where it's like his mom was like,

1058
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: he's allergic to peanuts, don't let him have peanuts. Fine,

1059
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: he goes, Naomi, can I have a P, B and J?

1060
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: So you're about to have me kill you as I

1061
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: was like, you know you can't eat peanuts. Why would

1062
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: you ask me for peanuts? Because he figured I'm not

1063
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: But I was like why, Like why do you want

1064
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: to have an allergic reaction? He was like it's not bad.

1065
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you can't trust him? I? Oh god? Yeah.

1066
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: When I worked to the fourteenth Street, why the after

1067
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: school kids program, like just straight up lying to your

1068
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: face and you have to just be like like I

1069
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: literally one time went into the bathroom when a kid

1070
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: had peed all over the floor. He was still standing

1071
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: over the p on the floor and I was like,

1072
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,919
Speaker 1: did you just pee on the floor? And he looks

1073
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: at me in the face and says no, And I

1074
01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you are with me right now.

1075
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 1: I swear I was so unhinged this whole job, And like,

1076
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: like I think if I were to have a kid,

1077
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: like sure, if they were a perfect person, I would

1078
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: be a great parent, but if they were any kind

1079
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: of bad I would be awful. Well, you also realize,

1080
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 1: like do you have the experience sometimes when you you

1081
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: know it's someone you like and respect a lot, and

1082
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: then you meet their siblings and they suck and you're like,

1083
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: oh god, it's like you don't even know what you're batting.

1084
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 1: Average is going to be like what if, Like it

1085
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: doesn't even have to do with parenting, Like some people

1086
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: turn out well and other people other people don't even

1087
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: like turning out well. You can like still be like annoying,

1088
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: like maybe you're like are smart and like have a

1089
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: good job or something, and then it's like, but you

1090
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: suck to hang out with and yeah, the like percentage

1091
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: of you being like a really good person like all

1092
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: the way around is like very slim. Yeah, and kids

1093
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: are pretty much like they start selfish and have to

1094
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: learn to care, right, so you know, in the early

1095
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: days you're dealing with an asshole. And that's the thing

1096
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: I think you have to really say. I don't. I

1097
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: think you have to really love kids and that process

1098
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: of pushing through, and I know I don't. And I

1099
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: think a lot of people also don't think about whether

1100
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: they do. It just feels like, well, you were married,

1101
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: now we have a kid or you know that people

1102
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: don't stop to think about, like what do you actually

1103
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: like kids? And I don't know what. For instance, my

1104
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,919
Speaker 1: friends with kids, it's just because I don't have kids.

1105
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: Maybe they're telling me a different version of the story. However,

1106
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: all the people I know with kids, they don't seem

1107
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: happy about it. I love to complain, so I'm like,

1108
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: you're not selling it, okay. Think about like how you

1109
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: talk about how we talk about like comedy, which is

1110
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: presumably something we like. All I do is complain about it. Yeah,

1111
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: Like I could see someone being like, well then what

1112
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: the funk are you doing? So I feel like it's

1113
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: probably like that. I don't know, maybe, but it's like

1114
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: a person Yeah, And also like we are we should

1115
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: all quit. We should all if we wanted to be happy,

1116
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: we should quit. But yeah, yeah, oh my god? Should

1117
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: we Uh I'm looking at the time, Should we Sam

1118
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: do finals segment? Whoa? Um? Sure, we don't have to know?

1119
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: I mean we should. I mean it's I know that's

1120
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, maybe we should quit

1121
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: while we're ahead. If you try to entangle me in

1122
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: another psycho sexual game like fraud. This one's an easy one,

1123
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: an easy one, but we are going to kind of like, um,

1124
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: blind side you with it because we did not prepare you. George,

1125
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: will you explain it? You're so good at explaining the segment. So,

1126
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: first of all, something we normally do. I'm just now thinking,

1127
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: Naomi is like, especially in earlier episodes, we would always

1128
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: like talk about the podcast as we were making it

1129
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: and like check in and be like is this going, well,

1130
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Let's cut this whatever. And

1131
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: one of the things that is very notable about the

1132
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 1: segment is that I personally do not like it and

1133
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: think I'm bad at it, and Sam and I have

1134
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: a back and forth where I always am like, can

1135
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: we please stop doing this segment? Like I actually don't

1136
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: like it, and Sam's like, but it's fun, and then

1137
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, um. And so the segment is called

1138
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 1: shout Outs, and it's when we were like initially thinking

1139
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: of doing a podcast about trade culture, we thought it

1140
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 1: would be funny to have like the final segment be

1141
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: like a radio t r L shout out of being like,

1142
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 1: what's up, listeners, I just want to give a quick

1143
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: shout out to X y Z and then like that's

1144
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, it's like an ode to

1145
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: one of the one of the classic forms of straight culture,

1146
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: the radio shout out. So that is what it is.

1147
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: And uh, famously, we don't think of any of our

1148
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 1: topics ahead of time, so there's usually kind of a

1149
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 1: thirty second pause where we're both like yeah. People are

1150
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: kind of like, wait, did the podcast just end? Like

1151
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: what's this silence? Damn? Do you have one this week? Um? Sure? Okay? Sure?

1152
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: Should I go? Sure? Okay? Here I go, Um, what's

1153
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: up listeners? Um? I just want to give a quick

1154
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: shout up to my upstairs neighbor who has been practicing

1155
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: guitar the whole time we've been recording this episode. He

1156
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: is one of the most prolific performers of my building.

1157
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: He is always on that guitar. He is playing it.

1158
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 1: He was getting experimental. There is never a time when

1159
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: he doesn't feel like playing. This guy is driven by

1160
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: his art and I have to respect that. Hopefully it

1161
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 1: did not come through in the recording, but if it did,

1162
01:05:53,880 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: you're welcome. X O x O Sam. Who All right, Okay,

1163
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: I think I mean here goes, here goes nothing. Um,

1164
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: what's up, listeners. I want to give a quick shout

1165
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: out to the process of looking for an apartment in

1166
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: New York City. Let me tell you something, sweetie hunty.

1167
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: I recently decided I am moving because, as everybody knows,

1168
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 1: I live in a studio apartment with no functioning of

1169
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: an and a broken window that refuses to be fixed.

1170
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: And I think it is time that I look out

1171
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: there and embrace my destiny as someone with a functional

1172
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: kitchen and an apartment that is not depressing. And so

1173
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: why did as I went on street easy dot Com

1174
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: and then I put in my information and then started

1175
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 1: looking at apartments and guess what, nothing makes sense. Promotional

1176
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 1: pricing that is uh you know, trying to trick me

1177
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: real turns with weird names and hair that's abnormal, uhmation

1178
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: that doesn't go anywhere. No, I mean like two died. Okay, Okay,

1179
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: I just I think it's just important to you know,

1180
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 1: investigate what is normal in your mind. But keep going

1181
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 1: with your shout out. I promise I mean it in

1182
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: the most unproblematic way. Okayn would explain it. It would

1183
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: be social justice. And we all need to like investigate

1184
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: like what is normal. And I and I you know,

1185
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: I've looked for apartments before, and but this time there

1186
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: is an added bonus of which I love, which is

1187
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: that why that we are in the middle of a

1188
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: global pandemic, And that is something that makes me so hoary.

1189
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: And I just think I am so excited to go

1190
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: into enclosed spaces with various realtors, look at bathrooms that

1191
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: also have an you know, like a microwave in them

1192
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 1: for some reason, and kind of just like explore the beautiful,

1193
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: gorgeous neighborhoods in Brooklyn and and move further and further

1194
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: away from Manhattan as I am as I realized that

1195
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: I can't afford the neighborhoos I want to live in,

1196
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 1: and then feel guilty about it because I am in

1197
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: fact moving to different places where I am in fact

1198
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 1: now doing something I should not do. It talked so

1199
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: in that sense, I just love my play at in

1200
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:22,880
Speaker 1: this system of real estate and politics as it given

1201
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: you of New York and the borough of Brooklyn. Thank

1202
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: you so much. Goodnight. Wow, Um Naomi, we what have

1203
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: you go? But Georgia actually used up all the time

1204
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: so hotly. Yes, yes, um no, j K, you can go.

1205
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm trying to think of something, I was hoping

1206
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 1: I would have come up with something. But and you

1207
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 1: know that's why I kept going. I was like, I'm

1208
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: doing this for Naomi. Um Hey, everybody, Naomi here calling

1209
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 1: in from Senny, Los Angeles, California. I just want to

1210
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: say that I wanted to a shout out to my

1211
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: local target, okay, because somehow, okay, sometime somehow, every time

1212
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: they go they have TP and they have one PT

1213
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,240
Speaker 1: paper Dowell, and it's just like, so great. You didn't

1214
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 1: have a place where you can get everything you need

1215
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,600
Speaker 1: to wipe your butthole, to wipe your mouth hole, and

1216
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 1: it's just like so so comforting to feel like, Okay,

1217
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 1: no matter what happened, I can always do that. Um.

1218
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 1: It is also pretty cool that the target is really

1219
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,639
Speaker 1: strict about only letting in twenty people at the time,

1220
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: all right, so you can really spread out. You can

1221
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,960
Speaker 1: spread out because some of these people they want to fight.

1222
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,680
Speaker 1: They want to fight around here. It's like crazy. It's like,

1223
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 1: if I'm in one section, come up behind me in

1224
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: that section, you have to wait till I'm gone. We're

1225
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: in a pen, Denny, you know what I'm saying. And

1226
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 1: so it just is so good to just have a

1227
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:53,759
Speaker 1: place where you can just like keep space apart from people. Okay,

1228
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: thanks so much. Wow, what a lovely range of shoutouts.

1229
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: We're all on a journey. Yeah, yeah, I think that

1230
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 1: was incredible. Um, wonderful. I do like the idea that

1231
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 1: once you're in a target, like once at this point,

1232
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,719
Speaker 1: if you're in one of the sections you are occupying,

1233
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: that section electronics is mine. I mean right. Yeah. I

1234
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,600
Speaker 1: remember being like a kid and watching like those v

1235
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 1: H one shows about rich people and being like having

1236
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: like justin Timberlake rented out product to go shopping, and

1237
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: I remember being like, damn, that is the coolest thing.

1238
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: And now we all get to do that with the pandemic.

1239
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 1: We get to go in kind of privately and that's

1240
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 1: you know beautiful. Uh well, how do we all feel

1241
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: about this episode? Naomi? How do you think that went?

1242
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: I think it went pretty good, you know what I mean,

1243
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: Like I came in, you know, the little um nervous um,

1244
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 1: and yeah, I felt like we're doing good, you know,

1245
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 1: like we're having a talk, We're managed to be present.

1246
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten yet today and that always throws me off.

1247
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: You know. Um, you know, what are you gonna eat

1248
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 1: right after we're done? Well, you know what I mean, Like,

1249
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm ordering. You know, at this point it

1250
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:17,599
Speaker 1: is three pm and it will be breakfast and lunch,

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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna probably have like a little case of

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Speaker 1: the action yum. Look, yeah, it's so easy by some

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Speaker 1: aunt Jack. I had tacos for lunch. Why do you

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Speaker 1: know what the best thing is making a case of dia,

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Speaker 1: putting a neck on top George girl, who you tell it?

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of this and the hotspots and you

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Speaker 1: say I'm going to put that on top of I've

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Speaker 1: never understanding. It's so good. I've never heard of it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, talk about a breakfast lunch, combo, brunch runch,

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Speaker 1: one could say a brunch case idia exactly. And if

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Speaker 1: you have an avocado, well, honey, now you're just now

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Speaker 1: you're just high rolling, okay, I mean at that's when

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Speaker 1: I am levitating. Um, well, well this has been incredible.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Naomi. I hope we didn't shower

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Speaker 1: you with too many compliments. And then I hope we

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Speaker 1: didn't pull the rug out in front of you too hard.

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Speaker 1: Well you know again, you know I said you keep

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Speaker 1: me young. You know this also kept me humble, you know,

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Speaker 1: so funny. And then just for George should be over it,

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Speaker 1: you know, and it's time for me to come clean

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Speaker 1: and say that the reason I maybe looked weird is

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Speaker 1: because I got a text from someone that said I

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Speaker 1: didn't I couldn't fully read it, but it said something

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Speaker 1: podcast and then in all caps sucks. And then I

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Speaker 1: was like, is this about like what we're doing? Like

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Speaker 1: I was so confusing. It was about a different podcast?

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Speaker 1: Thank god you mind? Um, go ahead and name the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes yeah, we all have to know what's us Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, um Naomi always a pleasure.