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Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger Show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is Friday, everybody. It is Friday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: somebody hits some politics today, but we are going to

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Speaker 1: have fun. It is an ask doctor Jesse Friday. You

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Speaker 1: soon as I get done with Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: we have to do now. I want you to picture

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Speaker 1: this scene. You have been tasked with tracking down dead

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. You see, even Germany was

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Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. I have allowed myself

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Speaker 1: because I love my country. I've allowed myself to get

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Speaker 1: state of affairs because y'all know how frustrated I am

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Speaker 1: with these shutdowns and how idiotic I think it is.

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Speaker 1: And so I don't need to belabor the point again.

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Speaker 1: It's a Friday. I'm gonna get to your ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse questions in just a second. We do have to

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Speaker 1: address that Biden statement from this morning, don't we, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you know what we'll do that next hour. I can't

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Speaker 1: do any more serious stuff right now. We will. I

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Speaker 1: swear we're gonna get to it. We're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: I can't. I don't do that, but it sucks. I

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Speaker 1: all these poll numbers last night. A buddy of mine

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Speaker 1: six percent of Democrats to pose immediate reopening. And I

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Speaker 1: was just I was mortified. I mean mortified. We got

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Speaker 1: thirty million unemployed in the whole Country's like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: still not going back to where I just did. It's horrible, right,

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Speaker 1: He sends me another part of the pool and it

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Speaker 1: showed almost half. It was a little less than half.

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Speaker 1: Forty eight percent of America supports the government tracking your

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Speaker 1: almost half the nation. And he sends me this stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm stunned, and I'm sending him stuff like,

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Speaker 1: oh gosh, I can't believe how'd we get here? And

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Speaker 1: Priests don't grow to the sky. Even if and I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying it is, but even if this is, you know,

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Speaker 1: What if we hit the peak? What if we hit

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Speaker 1: the peak? Does that mean it's the end of the world? Now,

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Speaker 1: of course not. Man, life goes on. It's not the

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Speaker 1: end of the world. So I choose not to look

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Speaker 1: at it that way. But I'll tell you this, if

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Speaker 1: Arminius in the end didn't win really anything. They beat

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Speaker 1: the Allegiance for sure, but he didn't keep power, or

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Speaker 1: he didn't. There wasn't a unified Germany either. The truth

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Speaker 1: is this the freedom fighters. If that's what you want

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Speaker 1: to call him. You could call him a trader, you

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Speaker 1: could call him a terrorist, you could call him anything

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Speaker 1: you want. But if you choose to look at a

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Speaker 1: guy like that as a freedom fighter, he was a minority.

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Speaker 1: There were fifty or sixty German tribes. Three of them

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Speaker 1: joined in on the ambush. Lots of them still wanted

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Speaker 1: to be Romans. If I have to be a minority,

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Speaker 1: if I have to be one of the few Americans

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Speaker 1: who thinks this entire thing has been absurd and that

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Speaker 1: we're crushing people's livelihoods unnecessarily, well that's fine. That's just

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Speaker 1: the way it's gonna have to be, isn't it. It's

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Speaker 1: a Friday period, so it's an asked Doctor Jesse Friday.

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Speaker 1: You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,

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Speaker 1: or you can call eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three. That's eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. Allow us to begin with

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Speaker 1: the ask doctor Jesse questions. And I'm gonna motor through

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Speaker 1: a lot of these really really fast. I haven't planned

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Speaker 1: these out, so you're just gonna have to deal with

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Speaker 1: me reading them on the air Jesse. Will Mother's Day

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Speaker 1: this year be more pressure on men since lots of

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Speaker 1: states won't have restaurants to open? What's a good alternative

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Speaker 1: way to celebrate. I don't see why it would be

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Speaker 1: more pressure on men. There's no reason she can't cook.

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Speaker 1: It's not my mom. Ha ha, what, Chris? We could

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Speaker 1: We're allowed to We're allowed to say that. Tammy says,

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Speaker 1: do you ever tire of being right? You know? Here's

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Speaker 1: the thing about being right all the time? Like I am.

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Speaker 1: It's really more of a burden than anything. Chris, what what?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be humble? Can't you tell one has

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Speaker 1: to go ranch or Tabasco? Okay, I'm about to get upset.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to get upset, Chris. I told you I

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Speaker 1: wasn't gonna get upset. There is There are about nine

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Speaker 1: trillion better hot sauces than Tabasco. Yes, you know my

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Speaker 1: world famous burghers. I use Chipottle Tabasco for it. That

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Speaker 1: is the acceptable Tabasco sauce. There are so many amazing

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Speaker 1: hot sauces out there now. If you use Tabasco sauce,

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Speaker 1: I judge you. I do, Chris. When I see someone

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Speaker 1: with a jar tabasco sauce. I think to myself, then

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Speaker 1: look at that uncultured swine, and when it comes to ranch,

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Speaker 1: I admit this maybe a little strange. I don't like

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Speaker 1: it on my salad, and I like it on my fries.

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Speaker 1: Oh shut up, Chris, I did my fries in it.

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Speaker 1: I did my pizza in it. You still have never

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Speaker 1: even tried the pizza, Chris, I won't have those facial

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Speaker 1: expressions from you. Dip your pizza in it, then you'll know.

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Speaker 1: Then you'll know. Oh anyway, all right, doctor Chessie, who's hotter? Christy?

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Speaker 1: No him? Or Tulsi Tauls Gabbard sen him is dude?

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Speaker 1: K R I s t I N O E M.

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Speaker 1: Look up Christie? No him? Real quick? Hang up. My

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Speaker 1: phone grosses me out. Now. I wished it didn't. I

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Speaker 1: wish sometimes I wish I never knew. But I do know.

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Speaker 1: I know that my phone is a walking germ machine.

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Speaker 1: On average, your phone, in my phone, they carry around

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Speaker 1: more germs than a public rushed room. Isn't that disgusting?

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Speaker 1: Which is why I was excited when I found out

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Speaker 1: just three minutes. And they do it without spraying down

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Speaker 1: your phone with a bunch of nasty chemicals. You know,

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Speaker 1: and it also works on wallets and keys and other

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Speaker 1: things you have that just acquire germs that we never

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Speaker 1: worst part about being seven feet tall? Okay, for one,

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Speaker 1: I'm not seven feet tall. I'm six ft eight, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm six foot eight. I say, I think

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Speaker 1: because I understand. I didn't hit the I hit like

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Speaker 1: a a shootouse tall with it. I hit a three

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Speaker 1: or four inch gross spurt when I was nineteen, and

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Speaker 1: I never measured really after that. I stopped measuring at

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Speaker 1: six to eight. And I wear you know, I wear

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Speaker 1: cowboy boots for the most part, even when I'm dressing nice.

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Speaker 1: That's shut up, Chris, That's all I have. That's nice.

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Speaker 1: I wear cowboy boots. And people say they think I'm

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Speaker 1: seven feet tall? What if I am seven feet tall? Chris?

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Speaker 1: Do I want to know? Should I want to know?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I do? Man, Yeah, what if I

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Speaker 1: do have a tuitary problem? I think they say that

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Speaker 1: tall people don't live very long. I'm almost positive. Which,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest. If you've if you've listened to this

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Speaker 1: show for any length of time, you already know that

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Speaker 1: I am going to check out of here. Early's. That's

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Speaker 1: just the way it is. I've accepted it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: live my life, Chris, but there are Look, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to complain about being tall, especially when I'm surrounded

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Speaker 1: by all you mitchets, but there are some drawbacks to it.

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Speaker 1: Hang on oxplay the Jesse Kelly Show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. We're gonna get to that Biden audio

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Speaker 1: here in just a second. Go ahead and get that

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Speaker 1: stuff fired up, Chris, because Biden actually faced a tough

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Speaker 1: interview today. Good for her what's her name, Micah Prisinsky

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Speaker 1: whatever on MSNBC. She hammered him hard, and she's not

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Speaker 1: some card carrying conservative, and he didn't do very well.

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Speaker 1: It'll be a longer clip than I ever play for

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Speaker 1: you on the show. I may stop it. I may not.

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Speaker 1: It's a two minutes long. That's too long. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: You tune into this show to hear the sultry sounds

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Speaker 1: of my voice, So I'll play it for you in

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Speaker 1: just a second. Let me just say the worst part

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Speaker 1: of being tall is one buying pants. You don't think that,

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Speaker 1: but you realize that, for the most part, I cannot

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Speaker 1: buy pants off the shelf. I have to special order

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Speaker 1: my pants, and they cost a fortune. That's one. Two.

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Speaker 1: Air travel. Air travel sucks because I have to get

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Speaker 1: an emergency exit row seat. Oh what if someone else

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Speaker 1: already got the emergency exit row seat. Then I have

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Speaker 1: to try to angle up to first class, which either

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Speaker 1: costs a fortune or you're begging you're sitting in standby.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible. Now. Once I get up to first class,

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Speaker 1: if I ever do, I do take advantage of looking

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Speaker 1: down on all the peasants who aren't in first class.

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Speaker 1: I make sure I turn around when they hand out

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Speaker 1: the warm chocolate chip cookies and I eat it just

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Speaker 1: staring at the people behind me, right into their eyes,

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Speaker 1: and I'm oh, my gosh, it's so much better up here.

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Speaker 1: Did they not give you, guys any of these? Oh

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Speaker 1: that sucks, man, that sucks. Hold on, hold on, excuse me, stuardus.

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Speaker 1: May I have another whiskey? Please? Oh it's free a charge? Right? Oh,

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Speaker 1: good deal, deal, thank you? Anyway, back to this cookie? Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't do that, Chris, All right, let's hear this

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Speaker 1: Biden audio. Biden finally has to face down these allegations

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Speaker 1: against him, and he didn't do very well. I want

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Speaker 1: to get right to the allegation made against you by

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Speaker 1: Tara Reid, So, the former Senate aid accuses you of

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Speaker 1: sexual assault. And please, to our viewers, please excuse the

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Speaker 1: graphic nature of this, but I want to make sure

632
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Speaker 1: that there is no question as to what we're talking about.

633
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: She says in nineteen ninety three, mister Vice President, that

634
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Speaker 1: you pender against the wall and reached under her clothing.

635
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Speaker 1: Would you please go on the record with the American people,

636
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: did you sexually assault Tara Read? No, it is not true.

637
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying on quivocally it never never happened, and it

638
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: didn't never happened. Do you remember her? Do you remember

639
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: any any types of complaints that she might have made.

640
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 1: I don't remember any type of complaint she may have made.

641
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: It was twenty seven years ago, and I don't remember,

642
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: nor does anyone else that I'm aware of. And the

643
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: fact is that I don't remember. I don't remember any

644
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 1: complaint ever having been made. Have you or your campaign

645
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: have you reached out to her? No? I have not

646
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: reached out to hers. Twenty seven years ago. This never happened.

647
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: And when she first made the claim, we made it

648
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: clear that it never happened. And that's as simple as that.

649
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: In the past thirty minutes or so, you released a

650
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 1: statement on medium, and among other things, you write this,

651
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: there's only one place a complaint of this kind could

652
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: be the National Archives. I am requesting that the Secretary

653
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: of State ask of the Senate asked the Archives to

654
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: identify any record of the complaint she alleges she filed.

655
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: If there was any such complaint, the record will be there.

656
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: Are you preparing us for a complaint that might be

657
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: revealed in some way? Are you confident there is nothing?

658
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm confident there's nothing. No one ever brought it to

659
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: the attention of me twenty seven years ago. This is

660
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: any assertion at all. No one that I'm aware of

661
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: in my campaign at my Senate office at the time,

662
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: is aware of any such a request and or any

663
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: such complaint, and so I'm not worried about it at all.

664
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Speaker 1: If there is a complaint, that's where it would be

665
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: that you would be filed and if it's there, for

666
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: it out. But I've never seen it. No one has

667
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: it I'm aware of. Okay, one props to her. We

668
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: have her on the media a lot. That's a good interview, Chris.

669
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm crazy that sounded that. It's very pointed.

670
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: Didn't badger him, but didn't back away. Asked the questions

671
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to know, now, Biden. One, if you were

672
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: an innocent man, and you know I don't dig into

673
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: these whether it's true or not, because we don't know.

674
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: That's why I don't dig in. No, No, you don't

675
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: know if you were an innocent man, That's how I'd

676
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: answer it. Never happened, No, never happened, No, never happened,

677
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: never happened, never happened. Fine, I've no issue with that.

678
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: Here's a question, though, Chris, not to make this uncomfortable,

679
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: but what if he really just doesn't remember because his

680
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: mind has turned into Plato in the last six months.

681
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean, let's be frank here. What did he say

682
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: twenty seven years ago? Have have you heard Joe Biden's

683
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: speak recently? Do you think Joe Biden, legitimately, without any

684
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: help could tell you what he had for breakfast yesterday?

685
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: Joe Biden cannot do a two minute TV interview without

686
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 1: reading from note cards or a teleprompter beside the camera.

687
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: Do you think that man remembers twenty seven years ago? Now?

688
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: One would hope if this is true, One would hope

689
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 1: you would remember assaulting a woman. But people don't remember

690
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: their own kids when they start to lose it like that.

691
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: They don't don't remember their wives. So I'm not going

692
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: to diswell on it. It's a little yucky. It's very yucky.

693
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: If it's true. I hope that woman gets justice. I

694
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. All right, back to a

695
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: couple of things on the news here before we get

696
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: back to me, Chris asked doctor Jesse Friday. James Comey, Um, yeah,

697
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: did you get that audio of James Comey? Chris and

698
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't worry about it. James Comey had previously bragged

699
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: about violating FBI policy to go after Michael Flynn a

700
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: very big deal. And rumor is I'm just saying a rumor.

701
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: I'm not going to dwell on this. Rumor is that

702
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: James Comey and John Brennan former CIA director John Brennan.

703
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: Rumor is they have lawyered up big time. I am

704
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: trying not to get my hopes up because you know,

705
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm the residence cynic around here. But there is a

706
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 1: chance somebody might actually go down for the first time ever.

707
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: I know there's I know it's not gonna happen, Chris,

708
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: don't shake your head and ruin all my fun. So

709
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: anyway back to me, someone could go down, Chris, especially

710
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: if they switch parties through Republican or something, they might

711
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: end up getting busted. Oh what you know what I'm

712
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: talking about, Jesse. What's the best self defense gun? All right,

713
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm about to make all of my millets. Well that's

714
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 1: not true. I'm about to make a lot of my

715
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: military guys angry, because especially the spec Ops guys, the

716
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: Green Berets and whatnot, they take this stuff deadly serious.

717
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: How many of these guys have you heard me interview

718
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: on the show. And I'll have to stop them because

719
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: they start talking over everybody said, actually, when you measure

720
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: the bullet velocity displacement. When everybody's like, uh, okay, do

721
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: you do you have that for people who can't shoot

722
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: a gnat in the balls from three miles away, I

723
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: would like, like, can you put that in terms I

724
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: can understand? So these guys hate when I talk like this,

725
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: But I'm about to make this real, real easy for you.

726
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: If you're looking around right now and thinking to yourself,

727
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: all right, it's a little nuts right now, I need

728
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: a self defense weapon, hang on a set. Boomer Naturals.

729
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: Don't laugh. The name is awesome, you know it is

730
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: because it's specifically targeted towards baby boomers. But this is

731
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: for everybody. And the reason they call it boomer Naturals

732
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: is they're all natural and right now they have what

733
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: you need face masks. There's not some brutal ninety day Wait,

734
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: they have the face mask you've been looking for. Look,

735
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: a lot of you want these, a lot of you.

736
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, like it or not, you have to

737
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: have one. They're telling you you have to have one

738
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: when you go out in public, and have you been

739
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: down to your pharmacy. You can't find the dag on things.

740
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: But boomer Naturals they have one that gives you ninety

741
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: two point two percent antibacterial protection. It's washable, it's good

742
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: for thirty days. They have them for adults, and they

743
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: have them for kids. Not any of this one size

744
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: fits all garbage. Go to boomer Naturals dot com. Use

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Speaker 1: the code Jesse two zero at checkout save twenty percent.

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Speaker 1: Boomer Naturals dot com Jesse two zero missed out, catch

747
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Speaker 1: out Jesse Kelly Show dot com. What's the best personal

748
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: protection weapon? Let me help you out. It's the one

749
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: you're fast and deadly with. And I understand that I'm

750
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: gonna get now my email is gonna be flooded with

751
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: gun guys. You gotta understand. I've got the Glock ninety

752
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: five and I did a gel test shoot with the

753
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: Stig and the Brenda and the glock actually got more

754
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: maximum penetration when it was above ninety degrees but less

755
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: than sixty percent humidity. And seriously, how these people talk.

756
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: Go to a gun range, a gun range that rents handguns,

757
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 1: rents handguns and start renting before you even go to

758
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: the trouble of spending the money to rent one. If

759
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: you're trying to save a little cash, hold them, just

760
00:55:54,360 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: hold them. Everybody's hand is different, different shapes, different sizes.

761
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: My hands are enormous. I'm six foot eight. I have

762
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: huge hands. There are plenty of weapons out there that

763
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: my hands are actually way too big for. And it

764
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: bothers me when my ring, finger and pinky are hanging

765
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: off the bottom. It really bothers me. Some people, though,

766
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: they like that feeling. They shoot well like that. So

767
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: I can easily get a weapon in my hands that

768
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: is too compact for me. It does not work. My

769
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: wife is five two. The weapons I love, she flat

770
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: out can't even reach. She can't operate. I have a baretta.

771
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: It's one of several I have. One of several I

772
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: have is a baretta, and it's a big It's just

773
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: a physically large weapon as far as handguns go. She

774
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: cannot operate it. Hold a bunch, See which one can

775
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: you can comfortably operate? That's number one. Number two. Get

776
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 1: to the rain practice now. I will tell you Heavier

777
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: is better. Heavier is better when it comes to weight

778
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: of the weapon, because it's going to mean there's less

779
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: kick on the weapon. The heavier the weapon, the less

780
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: kick there is. Oftentimes you can have like a there's

781
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: a glock out there. Glocks are very light. There's a

782
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: glock out there that's loaded with a forty five caliber. Now,

783
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to bore everybody to tears with this

784
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: nerd out stuff. A forty five is a heavier caliber.

785
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: There's a lighter A glock is a light weapon, A

786
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: light weapon with a heavy caliber. I actually didn't like it.

787
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: It was felt it felt like the round was too

788
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: much for the for the for the weapon. It did.

789
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: If I was going to shoot a forty five, I

790
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: would shoot a heavier, physically heavier weapon. You shoot the

791
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: biggest round you can possibly shoot that is comfortable for you,

792
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: and then are you ready for this practice? That's all

793
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: all it takes is practice. You know, all those guys

794
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: you love, and rightfully so, all the Green Berets and

795
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: the Navy Seals, the Air Force pj's, these guys are studs.

796
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: These guys are beasts. Do you know a lot of

797
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: those guys never shot a weapon before they joined the military.

798
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: They weren't born shooting somebody in the eye from one

799
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: hundred yards away with a handgun. That's probably an exaggeration,

800
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: but still, they weren't born that way. All it is

801
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: is practice. That's all you're seeing. Round after round after

802
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: round after round after It takes forever practice. And I'll

803
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: tell you something else as long as we're on the subject,

804
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna move off of this. Take a

805
00:58:52,640 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: safety class before, before you start practicing safety first, all ways,

806
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: when it comes to weapons, all ways, it's a deadly

807
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: machine in your hands. Act like it, now, doctor Jesse.

808
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: Who's who's going to be the ham picked Democrat nominee?

809
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: When when Joe Biden bows out? Okay, now, let me

810
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: say something. I do think there's a chance that Biden

811
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: bows out after this. I do after these assault allegations.

812
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: I think there's a chance he bows out. Probably not

813
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: a great chance, because he does have the best defense

814
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: in the world. I don't remember. Even if they dig

815
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: through the archives and they see a complaint, Biden can

816
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: simply say vocally and it's probably true. I don't remember

817
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: any of this. Biden can say, no, it never happened.

818
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't remember. And because he's not a Republican, let's

819
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 1: be honest, we know what we're dealing with. Here. They're

820
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: not going to hound dog him into the ground. They're

821
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: not there. They are tackling this now simply because they

822
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: don't want to have to tackle this in October. So

823
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna get some hard questions now, and then he's

824
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: going to say, look, I'm done with it. I answered

825
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: all these questions, period. That's it. However, here's a big

826
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: butt here, Chris. However, I had a long conversation last

827
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: night with a guy, guy I know, a guy I

828
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: know extremely wired into California politics. I will say, by

829
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: the way, quick side note, everybody asked me what the

830
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: best part of my job is now that I do

831
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Speaker 1: this for a living, three hours to radio every day,

832
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: in an hour of TV every day. The channel is

833
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: called the First. If you're looking for my TV show,

834
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: it's a blast. We haven't last there. Of course, if

835
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: you want to see me and hear me, Chris, which

836
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: who doesn't. All right, a guy I know Anyway, the

837
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: best part of my job I can't forget to talk

838
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: about that is now I know people, and I don't

839
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 1: know how that happens. You just get to know people.

840
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Speaker 1: Over time. You end up at the same convention, you

841
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: you're at the same dinner, you're you're stuck at the

842
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: same table. You have a beer together, you have a

843
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: cigar together, at the same eventing. You just over time,

844
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: you get to know a lot of people for some reason.

845
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people, and I like it

846
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: because people tell me things. I know somebody in the

847
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: White House who talks to the President every single day.

848
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: He tells me things. Whatever I'm allowed to tell you.

849
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: I tell you. This guy in California is somebody very

850
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: much in the know, and he swears to me he's

851
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: not one of these guys either, who who calls just

852
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: to blow smoke. He swears to me. Gavin Newsom's camp.

853
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: You remember Gavin Newsom California. If you've been paying attention

854
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: at all, you've seen his face a lot on TV recently,

855
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: Haven't you a lot on TV recently? Haven't you? He's

856
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,919
Speaker 1: always out there with a new statement and a new order,

857
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 1: and a new this and a new that. Gavin Newsom

858
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 1: is extremely ambitious from what I hear. You don't have

859
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: to be a genius to figure that out. Politically, ambitious

860
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: wants to be in the White House comes from the

861
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: most powerful state. When you're a Democrat, that's a lot

862
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: of Electoral College votes. That's a lot of money. That's

863
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: a lot of juice behind you. If you're a California Democrat,

864
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: that's a lot of weight. Newsom is relatively young, good looking,

865
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: speaks well. Now look, save your emails Jesse at Jesse

866
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. He's a total liberal nutball and

867
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: a horrible governor. And I'll just cry myself to sleep

868
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: if the guy ever gets an elected president. But I'm

869
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: telling you he has the goods he does. He has

870
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: to look at Joe Biden and then look at Gavin Newsom. Yeah,

871
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: Javin Newsom's a star. He is. Whether he ever gets

872
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: the top job, I don't know. But the dude is

873
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: a star. And what my guy told me last night

874
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: was simply this, Gavin Newsom has his eyes on the

875
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: White House. Gavin Newsom was and is gearing up for

876
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: a twenty twenty four run. Over the past month, Gavin

877
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: Newsom has started to shift gears and put the groundwork

878
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: in place in case his twenty twenty four run becomes

879
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: a twenty twenty run. Now he can't run, right, He

880
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: can't openly run because you know they're having all these primaries.

881
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:48,479
Speaker 1: They're canceling him. That means Gavin Newsom at least thinks

882
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: it's a possibility that Joe Biden is not going to

883
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 1: make it to the convention. And remember this, the primaries

884
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: are really just I mean, they're kind of a formality.

885
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: If Joe Biden backs out, the Democrats can nominate any

886
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: freaking person they want at that convention, anybody, a whole

887
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: new game. Then In't the jet bills suck? Let's just

888
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: be honest. They do. They stink. I don't like them.

889
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: Every single month they get them, and for some reason,

890
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: it still hurts every time what we have to pay

891
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: that I didn't I didn't realize this cell phone wasn't free.

892
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: And you know, it's even worse than bills you're expecting

893
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: once you're not like a big fat car repair, which

894
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: I recently had to do on my truck. It stinks.

895
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: You don't see it coming, it comes out of nowhere,

896
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: and then you're just left wondering what do I do?

897
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: What If there was a way out of that bill,

898
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: there might be you might qualify for Protect my car.

899
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: If you have a car, truck or re SUV ninety

900
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: nine or higher, there's a chance you could stop paying

901
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: for car repairs. What you need to do is dial

902
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: Star Star one two four four and see if you

903
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: qualify again Star Star one two four four. I'm not

904
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,439
Speaker 1: telling you you do, but if you do, you need

905
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 1: to get protect my car. Get it today, Star Star

906
01:05:27,320 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: one two four four. It is time for our border

907
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 1: update with the man himself, Brandon Darby Rice for brightbart

908
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: dot com The Cartel Chronicles. Brandon. First of all, I

909
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: touched on it briefly yesterday. Tell us about the Lord

910
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: of the Skies. What's that? Tell us about the Lord

911
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: of the Skies. What was his name? Oh? Shoot, his

912
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 1: name escapes me. Now the guy with all the seven

913
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 1: forty sevens that died under surgery. Oh look, man, there's

914
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 1: a lot of that is a little bit you know, hyperbolic.

915
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: There's there's um, there's so many different interesting, you know,

916
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: cartel guys both in Mexico and Colombia. And we haven't

917
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: even started to really cover the Central American guys, the

918
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: guys from Italy, the guys from Russia, the organized crime

919
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 1: in Japan, that organized crime in China. The I mean,

920
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: we could go pretty much every region of the world.

921
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 1: In most nations have their own organized crime figures. You know,

922
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: the ones that we have in the United States who

923
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: are US based tend to be a little more subdued

924
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: and born because they're used to operating in a system

925
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 1: where there's there's still a lot of justice that occurs.

926
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 1: But but when we start getting south of our border,

927
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: there's so many insane stories. You know, there's so many

928
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 1: crazy stories just across the board, you know, with with

929
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: you know, some some groups specialize in getting things in

930
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: via air. Some groups specialized in getting things in via boats. Uh.

931
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: Some use fishing boats, some use try to use submarine

932
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, like like homemade submarines or at least uh

933
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: boutique submarines, right, artists and artisanal submarines that that a

934
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: cartel made. Some use foot some use tunnel, some use

935
01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:00,400
Speaker 1: I mean it's really how do they use submarines? How

936
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: do they get a submarine? Well, they haven't made, man,

937
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: they're like a government. They have so much money. So

938
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 1: there's routinely like, yeah, they're not like submarines in the

939
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: sense like like our nuclear class subs, but there's subs

940
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 1: sit just under the water m and they bring shipments

941
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,719
Speaker 1: to cocaine through that. Yeah, and then what they usually

942
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: do is drop them and then they figure out the

943
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: patterns of the of you know, in the in the

944
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 1: Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico, or they figure out

945
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 1: the patterns and the Pacific oceans, and then they'll drop

946
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: the loads and the loads will hit a certain part

947
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: of the beach they know when that's about the rough

948
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: area and wind, and then guys show up and pick

949
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,719
Speaker 1: them up. And then if you on a more simple level,

950
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: if you go to the Texas, there's a lot of

951
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: fishermen in Mexico and that's what they do. As they

952
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 1: go off our coats, they fish. Nothing's done about it,

953
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 1: even though they're technically in our waters. And then they

954
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: just drop off loads. Those loads go right to the

955
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: beach and then US based gang pick them up and

956
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,599
Speaker 1: take them out. Yeah, take the take the loads of cocaine.

957
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: I actually knew someone who found one while she was

958
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 1: in South Padre Island with her husband and they were

959
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: there and they found over a million dollars of cocaine.

960
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: It turned out just in this big bundle sitting on

961
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 1: the beach. And what had happened is somebody misjudged where

962
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: they put it, or somebody didn't find it and the

963
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,799
Speaker 1: police got it instead. You know, US authorities got it instead.

964
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: So it's it's a pretty wild situation. I'd be scared

965
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 1: to touch it. I'd be scared I'd get murdered. Well,

966
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I wouldn't. I would obviously.

967
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: I mean, we routinely call him when we're on our

968
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: border trips. If we see loads, we call it in right,

969
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 1: we call law enforcements and they do something about it.

970
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,720
Speaker 1: So I if you took it and you tried to

971
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: like go and sell it, they would probably murder you, yeah,

972
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 1: if they found out you did that. But if you

973
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: just called the police because you saw it, they probably

974
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 1: would have. You know, they figured that that's in the

975
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 1: realm of not personal. But if you if you absolutely

976
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: if you took their load, you would probably end up

977
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: in trouble. Yet, oh man, that's all right. Why not?

978
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 1: We hear these stories all the time about all this violence,

979
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 1: and you know, and the Guadalajara cartel breaks up, and

980
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,679
Speaker 1: the Wars cartel rises, and then Sinaloa and the Golf

981
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: cartel uses it to Zetas and then they break off.

982
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 1: And you're welcome to correct me on any of these

983
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: high points. I'm hitting here, and now they're all slaughtering

984
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: each other. And there's what four or five, I don't know,

985
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 1: probably more than that. You see, there's a bunch of

986
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: smaller ones, which obviously means it's true. Why not do

987
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,719
Speaker 1: what they did before, what the American mafia has done

988
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 1: in the past, and just sit around a table and say, look,

989
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 1: this is a lot more profitable. We're not killing each

990
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: other by the thousands. Well, you know, so there are

991
01:10:56,479 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: actually hundreds of various cartels, right and especially if we

992
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: look at the even the Golf cartel is really at

993
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 1: this point it's multiple different cartels. Uh Lozetta is really

994
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 1: just CBN, but faction, but maybe there's another. There's a

995
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 1: couple of different factions within CBN, but there's the same cartel.

996
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,680
Speaker 1: Then we get to the Sinaloa folks, and the Sinaloa

997
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: Folks are hundreds of different, you know, pre existing criminal

998
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:32,560
Speaker 1: groups who operate under the banner of the Sinaloa Federation

999
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 1: Um you know, which is run by the Sinaloa Cartel.

1000
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 1: And then the Jalisco Cartel is a one of those

1001
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 1: groups that was a breakaway and is now trying to

1002
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 1: be its own cartel, and now it has several factions

1003
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:49,520
Speaker 1: that so there really are a lot of different cartels

1004
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 1: if we're gonna you know, or transnational organized criminal groups

1005
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 1: based in Mexico who operate across the international Boarders of

1006
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:03,719
Speaker 1: Central America in the u US. But but the problem

1007
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 1: is is that they're not rational, usually not rational people, right,

1008
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: So we're dealing with people who have sent their entire

1009
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:13,639
Speaker 1: lives killing people, trying to kill people in the most

1010
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 1: extreme manners as possible, right, so very deranged, demented. They

1011
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 1: don't just kill you, they torture you, put out a

1012
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:24,680
Speaker 1: video and then skin you alive and then show your

1013
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 1: skin hanging from the bridge or you know, these are

1014
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 1: the kind of things that they do. So they're not

1015
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:32,679
Speaker 1: really that it's impossible to get all of those people

1016
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: to agree like they used to agree. Now. The thing

1017
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 1: is is back in the day when it was one

1018
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:44,439
Speaker 1: cartel that controlled everything and they were largely left alone

1019
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 1: because they kept the peace, that's when they did what

1020
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: they did. The Kiki came arena and they tortured him.

1021
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: They had doctors keep them alive so they could continue

1022
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 1: to torture him, and they did that to the US

1023
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:57,600
Speaker 1: federal agent. And that's really when the US started to

1024
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 1: really crack down on them and take them seriously. I

1025
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: don't think seriously enough at this point, but I think

1026
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: that some agencies definitely try to take them seriously. But

1027
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,680
Speaker 1: that's what happens. So it isn't a situation where they

1028
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,760
Speaker 1: were getting along and we stepped in and then now

1029
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 1: they're in chaos. It's like, no, they were getting along,

1030
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 1: they were left alone largely. Then they took actions that

1031
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 1: were of such extreme nature that it made it where

1032
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: we had to do something. So it really isn't a

1033
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: situation where we could do that. I think that the

1034
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:33,800
Speaker 1: US and Mexico both try to play softball with the

1035
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: Sinaloa cartel as they go after other cartels more, and

1036
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: I think that does help the Sinaloa cartel. So I

1037
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: think there is some effort at least on the part

1038
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: of Mexico for sure. And I think if you also

1039
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: look at high NL dollars and how they're spent, how

1040
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 1: we spend our cacpier dollars to go after cartels, most

1041
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 1: of that money is being spent not focusing on the

1042
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 1: Sinaloa cartel. So one could make the argument that we're

1043
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 1: wishing the Sinaloa would just take back over everything like

1044
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 1: the Guadalajara had and keep peace. But but that's not

1045
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: really working out well because you have all these egos.

1046
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: You know. It's like if you took you know, you

1047
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,880
Speaker 1: have the Sinaloa cartel, can you even keep its own

1048
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 1: cartels in line? Because those guys have egos and they

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01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 1: want more money and they want more glory. And when

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Speaker 1: you're in that world, that's what you're When you're dealing

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of guys who want gold played to

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Speaker 1: Doune and that's what they want to carry around all

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Speaker 1: the time. It makes it kind of difficult to tell

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Speaker 1: them all to fall in line and be second place,

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Speaker 1: a fifth place, because they want to be first place.

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Speaker 1: They want the women, they want the cars, they want

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Speaker 1: the money, and they want the narco polidos. They want

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Speaker 1: the songs written about them. Even if it means they're

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Speaker 1: going to die soon because of it, they don't care.

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Speaker 1: They just want that glory and that's what they want

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Speaker 1: to do. You have to understand these guys live their

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Speaker 1: lives expecting that they're going to and die. They don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't value longevity or long term financial stability like

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Speaker 1: we do. Brandon Darby Breitbart dot Com, Cartel Chronicles. Read

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Speaker 1: all his stuff. I read everything he writes. I appreciate you,

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Speaker 1: my man. All right, brother, chairs, we're gonna churn through

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01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 1: these headlines now, Chris, I promised, and we will. I

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01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,720
Speaker 1: love to sleep, and I don't love to sleep just

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Speaker 1: because you know the better ist nice and comfortable. I

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01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: love to sleep because I can tell what a different

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01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,720
Speaker 1: person I am the next day after I've had a

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Speaker 1: good night's sleep. I know you go through that too.

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Speaker 1: How are you are? You? Are you nasty the next

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Speaker 1: day when you don't get enough sleep? I'm sad to

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01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: admit I am. I tend to snap a little bit

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01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 1: less creativity at work half the time. I don't even

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Speaker 1: want to drive anywhere. I just want to sit there

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Speaker 1: and zone out. That's why I'm thrilled I discovered EBB Sleep.

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Speaker 1: It's EBB spelled EBB by the way, eb sleep. It's

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Speaker 1: a drug free solution that keeps me asleep and puts

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Speaker 1: me asleep faster by applying cooling to my forehead. Keeping

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Speaker 1: those thoughts at bay, Keeping those thoughts that keep me

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Speaker 1: up at bay. Go to tryeb dot com slash Jesse

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Speaker 1: podcast getting on demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. I have decided on in honor of Jewish

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01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:06,880
Speaker 1: producer Chris, I am anna start digging in more to

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01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 1: these political headlines and various headlines that he has given me,

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01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: because at the end of every week, I don't throw

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01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 1: them away really until the week's over. Well, let's just

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01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 1: be let's be frank. I get to like two stories

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01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,799
Speaker 1: a day, and then I get distracted with various things

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01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: we talk about, food or stories we've been screwing around today,

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01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 1: and so I have all my stories throughout the week

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01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:35,439
Speaker 1: here sitting in this gigantic stack, and so Chris doesn't

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Speaker 1: think I can do it, but I'm going to try

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Speaker 1: to churn through these and be really, really really brief, Chris,

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Speaker 1: really brief. So get ready. First story, we're gonna knock

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Speaker 1: this out. On a Friday, Austin drivers are seeing a

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Speaker 1: spike in crashes involving injury with nobody on the road. Look,

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01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,880
Speaker 1: this is easy to explain. This is easy to explain.

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Speaker 1: And here's why. I can't speak for the little old

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Speaker 1: lady drivers. I can only speak for myself. I drive fast,

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01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:17,959
Speaker 1: really fast. Now I am not that guy. Let me clarify.

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Speaker 1: I have to clarify. I am not that guy weaving

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Speaker 1: in and out of traffic, flipping people the bird. Don't

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01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 1: be that guy. Don't be that guy. I just drive

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Speaker 1: at a high rate of speed whatever the fastest car

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01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,760
Speaker 1: is going within reason. You know, you all see that

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Speaker 1: guy who come blazing up doing one hundred and five.

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Speaker 1: I'm not him either. But look, if the fastest guys

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Speaker 1: doing sixty five on a stretch of highway, I'm gonna

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01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:46,599
Speaker 1: do sixty five. If the fastest guys doing eighty, I'm

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01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,719
Speaker 1: gonna do eighty. If the fastest guys doing eighty five,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna be there with it. Recently because I

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Speaker 1: still get to come to the studio, which is hilarious, Chris,

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01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 1: because they have deemed us a central personnel. Is there

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Speaker 1: anybody less essential than me? But anyway, so they've did

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Speaker 1: this essential personnel, so I get to come to the studio.

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Speaker 1: There's been no traffic. I've been driving a lot faster man.

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Speaker 1: The truth is, it's not necessarily the speed limit or

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Speaker 1: even fear of getting pulled over that holds you back.

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Speaker 1: It's just other cars. You're driving as fast as the

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Speaker 1: other traffic will allow you to drive. And not only that,

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01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:36,599
Speaker 1: you get complacent. I've seen it happen to me where

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Speaker 1: I don't. You know, I don't text and drive. Again,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing this. I'm an angel thing.

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Speaker 1: But it's not like I never have. But it's just

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Speaker 1: not something I do. I've seen enough car rex It's

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Speaker 1: really ugly. People forget how ugly and violent a car

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Speaker 1: wreck is. It is ugly, so I don't do it. However,

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Speaker 1: I've looked a couple of times because there's no one

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Speaker 1: else on the road. In the past few weeks, I've

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Speaker 1: looked a couple of times. I'm not sitting there hammering

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Speaker 1: out a thesis, but I'll see, you know, someone has

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01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 1: texted me something. I'll pick it up and do a

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01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,519
Speaker 1: quick sideways. Long story short, I'm not going to belabor

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Speaker 1: the point because I don't want to take too long

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01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 1: on an article and get the side eye from Chris.

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01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 1: What's happening is the same thing that always happens with

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01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:27,080
Speaker 1: human nature. We don't have people holding us bad. We

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01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:30,960
Speaker 1: feel a little more loose, start driving a little too fast,

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01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,960
Speaker 1: and you get yourself in trouble. I've seen it happen

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01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,639
Speaker 1: a couple of times out there now because they're doing

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01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:38,920
Speaker 1: all the road construction. Now it's bad because there's no

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Speaker 1: one on the road. All right, that's it, Chris. That

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Speaker 1: was only like two minutes on that one little thing.

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Speaker 1: Boom already done. Next headline. This is from Freebeacon dot com.

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01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: Deficit politics is back. Recent reports projecting the federal budget

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01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:57,880
Speaker 1: deficit will swell to nearly four trillion dollars this year

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01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:01,799
Speaker 1: have left some, including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, wary

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01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 1: of dropping more cash indiscriminately on the crisis, but others,

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01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:11,919
Speaker 1: including President Donald Trump, has signaled a thirst for more borrowing,

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Speaker 1: especially as global demand for safe haven assets has driven

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01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:21,920
Speaker 1: interest rates on US debt near zero. Now here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: I despise this kind of deficit in debt spending. I'm

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Speaker 1: one of the few people who actually cares about spending,

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Speaker 1: and I should what I say, actually cares. I mean this.

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Speaker 1: Your politician probably claims to care about spending. They all

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01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:40,080
Speaker 1: do but ask them what they'll cut, and they can

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Speaker 1: never answer the question because you don't get elected to

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Speaker 1: office by offering to cut things. You get elected to

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01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:52,360
Speaker 1: office by offering goodies. You get elected by offering more spending.

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Speaker 1: So they can't answer it. However, if you were to

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Speaker 1: ask me what I wanted to cut, I would pull

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Speaker 1: out a list of almost every federal agency and I

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01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,599
Speaker 1: would show you me dropping all their budgets to zero.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even exaggerating. I would completely eliminate more than

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Speaker 1: half the government agencies out there. I realized that's not popular.

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Speaker 1: But when I say I care about spending, I legitimately

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01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:15,719
Speaker 1: care about it a lot. Why it's not just because

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01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:21,439
Speaker 1: it's nice, it's have you ever seen what happens in

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01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:29,320
Speaker 1: a nation when hyperinflation hits? Have you seen what happens

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01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 1: to a nation when the money's all gone and austerity

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01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 1: measures have to be implemented. You're going to see the

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Speaker 1: national guard try to hold people back. It's that ugly. So,

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01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:47,879
Speaker 1: because I know that's the end game, I actually do care. However,

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Speaker 1: there's something I have to give President Trump credit for

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01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 1: purely that's going to have to wait a second. Hang on,

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01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,879
Speaker 1: I don't know how to fight the RS. You probably

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01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,680
Speaker 1: don't either. Let's be honest. We're amateurs at that. And

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Speaker 1: when it comes to the IRS, that is what they do.

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01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 1: They come after you and they get their money, don't

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01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 1: they all the time? Right? Well, slow down on that.

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01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,559
Speaker 1: You can get a professional to help you. It's called

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Speaker 1: paramount tax relief. It's time you find out about it.

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Speaker 1: There's a chance, if you owe ten thousand dollars or

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Speaker 1: more the IRS that you qualify for the new CNC

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Speaker 1: tax program if you do. If you do, it'll allow

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Speaker 1: you to stop making payments to the IRS while you're

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Speaker 1: in the program. But you don't know about this, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know about this until you call paramount tax relief.

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Speaker 1: They're professionals. They do this for a living. Give them

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Speaker 1: a call. Eight hundred eight one six eight seven forty nine.

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Speaker 1: Eight hundred eight eight one six eight seven forty nine.

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Speaker 1: The IRS is not going to forget about you call

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Speaker 1: paramount tax relief. Eight hundred eight one six eight seven

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Speaker 1: four nine. Where I will give President Trump credit when

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Speaker 1: it comes to the deficit and debt, it's not it's

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Speaker 1: not agreeing with him. Instead, Donald Trump never claim to

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Speaker 1: care about death or deficit. At least you can say

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01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:52,760
Speaker 1: that I'm not you know, I'm not that you know.

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01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:56,759
Speaker 1: I don't wave pom pomps for anyone. But he didn't

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Speaker 1: lie about it. Donald Trump never claimed to be a conservative,

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Speaker 1: and he never claimed to be a deficit hawk. He's

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Speaker 1: been great for the conservative things I care about. But

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Speaker 1: he never said I'm gonna run and cut cut, cut

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Speaker 1: the debt. He never did. He doesn't care about it,

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01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:15,719
Speaker 1: so you can't hardly faults him for it. All these

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01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:21,080
Speaker 1: other congressmen and senators, how long have they been telling you, well,

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01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:25,720
Speaker 1: after cut spending, wool cut spending, Obama's debt is out

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Speaker 1: of control. Look at these deficits. Here we are with

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01:25:31,400 --> 01:26:25,360
Speaker 1: four trillion yikes. The Jesse Kelly Show, this is the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Pay attention now, Pay attention. Radio cares

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Speaker 1: dot org, r A d I O cares Just c

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Speaker 1: A r ees dot org. The Jesse Kelly Show has

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Speaker 1: given ten grand to it. You do likewise five bucks,

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01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:06,840
Speaker 1: ten bucks, one hundred bucks, thousand bucks, if you can do,

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01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,479
Speaker 1: if you can do more, do more. What it is

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01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 1: is a huge fundraise or going on right now. It

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01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:19,479
Speaker 1: raised over half a million to feed people Americans, believe

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Speaker 1: it or not. In this amazingly wealthy country we have.

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01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 1: Because of these shutdowns, Americans are going hungry. You've seen

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Speaker 1: the lines. If you haven't yet been paying attention, food lines,

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Speaker 1: emergency food banks everywhere. Give if you can give, Radiocares

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Speaker 1: dot org. It goes to feeding people. All right, I'll

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Speaker 1: leave that alone for now. Back to the list, Chris,

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01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:48,960
Speaker 1: the list which you said I would not get to

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01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: shut up. I know it's only two stories. I'm getting there.

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Speaker 1: Not superhuman over here. Michigan House does not extend the

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Speaker 1: state of emergency. As protesters storm inside of the Capitol

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01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:09,720
Speaker 1: House of Representatives past the resolution authorizing the Speaker of

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Speaker 1: the House to commence legal action on behalf of the

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01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:16,520
Speaker 1: House challenging the governor's authority and actions during the coronavirus pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Governor Whitner can't Whitmer, who's kind of hot. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Governor Whitmer cannot veto the resolution. Look up, Governor Whitmer

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01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 1: while I talk here, Christ and tell me what you think.

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01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:31,519
Speaker 1: Hundreds of people showed up outside the state capitol to

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Speaker 1: protest Governor Whitmer's effort to its efforts to extend the

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Speaker 1: state of emergency. They stood outside for a couple hours

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01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: before moving inside of the Capitol building, chanting, let us in, well,

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Speaker 1: I love being rights. I'm sorry that I'm right about this,

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01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,040
Speaker 1: but I told you all exactly what was going to happen.

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01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:59,280
Speaker 1: There are radio and TV records of it. The second

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Speaker 1: the first shutdown was put into place, the first one,

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Speaker 1: when all the rest of America was I'll thank you,

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Speaker 1: Daddy government, I love you. Please keep me safe from harm,

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Speaker 1: Daddy government. I'll be your servant whatever you want. I

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Speaker 1: was the one telling you this is going to end

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Speaker 1: up in violence if these continue for too long. You see,

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Speaker 1: you're already seeing the escalation, aren't you. It was twenty

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Speaker 1: idiots on the beach in California. Then it was a

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Speaker 1: thousand people on the beach in California. Then it was

1256
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 1: people chanting. Then it was a car protest. What was

1257
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:46,840
Speaker 1: that just two weeks ago, Chris. They lined up in

1258
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:49,400
Speaker 1: Michigan and cars trying to be safe about a while.

1259
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:52,439
Speaker 1: We just look, we're social distancing, but we're bad open

1260
01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:56,519
Speaker 1: this economy. And then they got out of their cars,

1261
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:01,519
Speaker 1: and then it started being an in person protest, and

1262
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:05,479
Speaker 1: then it was an in person protest with some people

1263
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:10,559
Speaker 1: carrying weapons, and yesterday it was an in person protest,

1264
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:17,840
Speaker 1: and now they're storming the Capitol building. What do you

1265
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:21,720
Speaker 1: think it is tomorrow? What do you think it is

1266
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:24,599
Speaker 1: next week? What do you think it is the week after?

1267
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:34,840
Speaker 1: There is a growing storm coming. And these politicians, I

1268
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:39,200
Speaker 1: hope they're paying attention. Because as much fun as we

1269
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:42,160
Speaker 1: have on the show, and as much violent history stuff

1270
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:45,479
Speaker 1: as we talk about, because it's spicy and it's interesting

1271
01:30:45,479 --> 01:30:46,720
Speaker 1: and we love it and you love it and I

1272
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:49,920
Speaker 1: love it, I don't want to see a single person

1273
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:53,240
Speaker 1: in the United States of America get hurt. I genuinely

1274
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:57,000
Speaker 1: do not. And I'm really worried we're approaching a point

1275
01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:00,559
Speaker 1: where someone's going to get hurt. I am. And you

1276
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,439
Speaker 1: know how the first one always happens, Chris, when it

1277
01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:05,280
Speaker 1: comes to stuff like this, It'll be an accident or

1278
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:09,599
Speaker 1: one wing nut, and then that grows too, and then

1279
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,200
Speaker 1: that grows too, and then the pushback comes the other way.

1280
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:18,559
Speaker 1: And just look, you cannot lock people in their homes

1281
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:24,880
Speaker 1: for an extended period of time. Not only have I

1282
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:28,080
Speaker 1: been vocal about the economic devastation of this, this is

1283
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:33,479
Speaker 1: horrible for people's mental health. And it's amazing to me

1284
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:37,280
Speaker 1: that I can see this in these politicians and doctors

1285
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:43,439
Speaker 1: cannot because I am a sociopath. My friend Michael Berry,

1286
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 1: my mentor in this business, actually says I'm a disassociated sociopath.

1287
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:50,480
Speaker 1: Which Chris, look that up and give me a definition

1288
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:53,240
Speaker 1: on that print that off I want to read what

1289
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,920
Speaker 1: that means. But that's what he says that I am,

1290
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:57,840
Speaker 1: and he's right. I just I don't have the same

1291
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:01,000
Speaker 1: emotional connection that other people do. I don't have really

1292
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,400
Speaker 1: a soul or any kind of a moral compass at all,

1293
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:09,559
Speaker 1: but I realize others do. And maybe it's because I

1294
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:14,040
Speaker 1: live with someone else. I call her my wife, But

1295
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:18,800
Speaker 1: I see how this affects her. It really really affects her,

1296
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:22,679
Speaker 1: and she's not exactly a down in the dumps, whole

1297
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:26,880
Speaker 1: hum type. This has affected her. Not being able to

1298
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:29,760
Speaker 1: leave the house, not being able to socialize, not being

1299
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:31,840
Speaker 1: able to go out to a restaurant, not being able

1300
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,559
Speaker 1: to go out with the girls for a glass of

1301
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,120
Speaker 1: wine at some little piano bar, not being able to

1302
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:42,840
Speaker 1: it has affected her a lot. And if I can

1303
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:45,880
Speaker 1: see it when it hasn't affected me, it just hasn't

1304
01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,760
Speaker 1: I still get to come to the studio and to

1305
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:53,000
Speaker 1: be frank, I know you actually probably will find this shocking.

1306
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 1: I like my own company. I'm fine by myself, totally fine.

1307
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:02,240
Speaker 1: And it's so if I can see how damaging this is,

1308
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,840
Speaker 1: how can all the supposedly smart people not see it.

1309
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:09,400
Speaker 1: I went to community college. How can I see it

1310
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,800
Speaker 1: and they can't see it? How can a doctor, I

1311
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,680
Speaker 1: don't care that he's an infectious disease doctor. How can

1312
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:21,000
Speaker 1: you not see that extended lockdowns are bad medicine. Forget

1313
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 1: about bad for the economy, It's bad for your health.

1314
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:30,160
Speaker 1: You need to get out there in the germs. You

1315
01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: need to strengthen that immune system. Start taking some Omega XL.

1316
01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:40,439
Speaker 1: By the way, too, Georgia governor will allow shelter in

1317
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:46,040
Speaker 1: place order to expire tonight. Wait, that was last night, Chris,

1318
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:50,000
Speaker 1: he allowed to expire. I guess we're always We're always

1319
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:53,240
Speaker 1: all over this. Look, we're about to see a really

1320
01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:56,599
Speaker 1: interesting thing. You remember how I said, I know people,

1321
01:33:58,479 --> 01:34:02,880
Speaker 1: I heard something, And this is not something like the

1322
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:05,960
Speaker 1: other thing I heard about Gavin Newsom. This is a

1323
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:08,240
Speaker 1: heard from a guy who heard from a guy thing.

1324
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:12,519
Speaker 1: So I am not standing by this one. But I

1325
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:17,880
Speaker 1: heard there was a nationwide phone call. This was a

1326
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,920
Speaker 1: month ago. I heard there was a nationwide phone call

1327
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 1: with all the governors there, and I heard they thought

1328
01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:30,519
Speaker 1: at that time that these lockdowns were going to go

1329
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,400
Speaker 1: beyond May first, that they knew they were, that they

1330
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:38,439
Speaker 1: weren't telling the public because they were worried about civil unrest. Now,

1331
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:41,280
Speaker 1: remember this is not me telling you I know this.

1332
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:42,800
Speaker 1: This is a heard from a guy, heard from a

1333
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:45,200
Speaker 1: guy thing. I'm not saying it's untrustworthy, but I heard it.

1334
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 1: And I also heard they were worried about some governors

1335
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:54,599
Speaker 1: saying up yours were opening anyway. And as soon as

1336
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:59,479
Speaker 1: I saw Trump blast Georgia's governor for opening up, I

1337
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:03,559
Speaker 1: thought to my myself, I bet you that's why he's mad.

1338
01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:07,080
Speaker 1: I bet you he was on that call telling people,

1339
01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:10,360
Speaker 1: don't be the guy who opens and makes the rest

1340
01:35:10,360 --> 01:35:13,120
Speaker 1: of us look bad. And I bet you that's what

1341
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:17,040
Speaker 1: upset him. And you know what, good for Governor Kemp

1342
01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:22,520
Speaker 1: of Georgia. Good for him. They are not ravaged by coronavirus.

1343
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:27,519
Speaker 1: They're ravaged by unemployment. They have people drowning in poverty.

1344
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,360
Speaker 1: Right now. I love it. He's stepping up and saying

1345
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,400
Speaker 1: we are done with his shelter in place. Crap. Good

1346
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:36,360
Speaker 1: for him. Look at that Chris pour through that we

1347
01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:40,040
Speaker 1: were only shut up. I've got like, well, I've shoot,

1348
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:42,320
Speaker 1: I've got another twenty or so here. I'm never making

1349
01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:44,639
Speaker 1: it through this. I'm gonna come close though. I can

1350
01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:47,880
Speaker 1: feel it. I can feel it. Bear with me, hang

1351
01:35:47,920 --> 01:36:13,600
Speaker 1: on a stick, Jesse Kelly. I'm not a germophobe. I

1352
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 1: don't want anybody accusing me of being a germophobe because

1353
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. But the truth of the matter

1354
01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:21,559
Speaker 1: is this. When I walk in a public restroom, even

1355
01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:23,960
Speaker 1: a restroom here at the studio with all these other

1356
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:27,400
Speaker 1: people around, it grosses me out a little. I think

1357
01:36:27,439 --> 01:36:29,760
Speaker 1: about the fact people aren't washing their hands, and this

1358
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:33,679
Speaker 1: wasn't washing. It's kind of gross. Right now, think about

1359
01:36:33,680 --> 01:36:37,760
Speaker 1: your cell phone. Your cell phone is probably dirtier than

1360
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:40,960
Speaker 1: that public restroom. We know that. Now you need a

1361
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:44,880
Speaker 1: clean phone Pro. It's time to start disinfecting that phone

1362
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:48,360
Speaker 1: on a regular basis. And clean phone Pro it uses

1363
01:36:48,439 --> 01:36:51,920
Speaker 1: UVC lights and it kills ninety nine point nine percent

1364
01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:54,519
Speaker 1: of that disgusting bacteria on your phone. You do the

1365
01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:56,200
Speaker 1: same thing. I do. You touch your phone, you set

1366
01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:58,240
Speaker 1: it down, You do it here, you're talking into it.

1367
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:02,280
Speaker 1: It's gross. Make it not gross. Go to America Firstshop

1368
01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:05,880
Speaker 1: dot com and get the clean Phone Pro. Now use

1369
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:09,559
Speaker 1: the code Jesse. You get free today FedEx shipping America

1370
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:38,519
Speaker 1: Firstshop dot Com Clean Phone Pro. I don't like this

1371
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:43,000
Speaker 1: new development I've seen from my staff here. Chris and

1372
01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:45,600
Speaker 1: Mitchell are conspiring against me. When I brought up the

1373
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:51,040
Speaker 1: disassociated sociopath, which I've been accused of being, and I

1374
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:54,679
Speaker 1: had Chris look it up. Not only are they having

1375
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:58,200
Speaker 1: a good little snicker over there pointing at me, Chris

1376
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:02,000
Speaker 1: has printed off some of the traits and I see

1377
01:38:02,080 --> 01:38:04,479
Speaker 1: him over there with a highlighter. I will get to

1378
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:06,800
Speaker 1: those in a moment. Whenever he gets them to me.

1379
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:09,920
Speaker 1: I think he's being a jerk. Let us go back

1380
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:14,080
Speaker 1: to the news. Naked Kimberly man rescues kitten from the

1381
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:17,240
Speaker 1: clutches of a two and a half foot python. A

1382
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:20,559
Speaker 1: Washington man says a snake handling course he completed a

1383
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:22,800
Speaker 1: few years ago would have been more useful if it

1384
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:28,759
Speaker 1: included instructions on kitten rescue. Nick Kerns ended up bloodied,

1385
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:33,360
Speaker 1: but triumphant after he snatched his cat, Lil. This cat

1386
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:36,479
Speaker 1: is named Lil from the Brink of certain death after

1387
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:40,600
Speaker 1: she was attacked by a python. Mister Kearns was assisted

1388
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:44,520
Speaker 1: by his partner during the struggle. Despite being afraid of snakes.

1389
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:48,599
Speaker 1: She held the marauding serpent's tail. In what universe does

1390
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 1: it helped to hold its tail? That's the wrong end, lady,

1391
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:55,400
Speaker 1: Go hold the head. What are you talking about? What

1392
01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:01,519
Speaker 1: it's a two and a half meter python. So what

1393
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:07,280
Speaker 1: that's six foot six? That's seven feet? Yeah, eight feet

1394
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:10,960
Speaker 1: That sounds big. That's not that big. Well, yeah, I

1395
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:14,400
Speaker 1: guess it depends on how fat it is. Yeah, which

1396
01:39:14,479 --> 01:39:16,960
Speaker 1: who among it? Look, it's Friday night. You know we're

1397
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:19,360
Speaker 1: all gonna tell ourselves that same thing at some point.

1398
01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:26,120
Speaker 1: Stop Chris, all right now. Criteria and Features of Personality disorder.

1399
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:31,320
Speaker 1: This is Chris printed off my sociopath thing and what

1400
01:39:31,439 --> 01:39:34,920
Speaker 1: a jerk he made he made check marks and highlights.

1401
01:39:35,320 --> 01:39:38,639
Speaker 1: The DSM five includes ape and I don't even understand

1402
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:41,920
Speaker 1: what these words mean includes APD. Under the heading of

1403
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:47,040
Speaker 1: personality disorders, impairments in both self and interpersonal personalities are present,

1404
01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:51,519
Speaker 1: as well as pathological traits symptoms tend to begin in

1405
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:55,679
Speaker 1: adolescence or early adulthood and continue over many years. Some

1406
01:39:55,800 --> 01:40:03,000
Speaker 1: symptoms someone with antisocial personality disorder may exhibit are So

1407
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:06,960
Speaker 1: this is sociopath, right, Chris, all right? This is one

1408
01:40:07,080 --> 01:40:10,559
Speaker 1: Chris checked being very charming or witty in order to

1409
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:16,560
Speaker 1: manipulate someone or get what they want. That's not true,

1410
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:18,679
Speaker 1: That's all right, he says. It was the RV sales

1411
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:23,360
Speaker 1: thing that I walt. All Right, Okay, that's true. Number

1412
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:32,920
Speaker 1: two exudes a sense of superiority or arrogance completely not me. Ridiculous, impulsive,

1413
01:40:33,240 --> 01:40:37,800
Speaker 1: and prone to taking risks or engaging in dangerous behavior

1414
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 1: with little regard to how it may affect others. Yeah,

1415
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:50,080
Speaker 1: that's definitely me. Look, I sometimes you just gotta leap, Chris.

1416
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just have to leap and you deal with

1417
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:57,240
Speaker 1: the consequence. Shut up. Next one lack of empathy or

1418
01:40:57,320 --> 01:41:02,200
Speaker 1: feelings towards others in a situation. See is this about

1419
01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:05,960
Speaker 1: the telling the kids about the dead dog thing? It's

1420
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:07,719
Speaker 1: not about that, is it. Do you remember that story?

1421
01:41:10,280 --> 01:41:13,479
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't, My folks had a dog.

1422
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:17,599
Speaker 1: Its name was Jack. My folks had a dog, all right.

1423
01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:23,400
Speaker 1: My boys loved that dog loved it. They would just

1424
01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:27,800
Speaker 1: run around and play with that dog endlessly. Whenever they

1425
01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaker 1: got together. Jack was getting up there in years thirteen,

1426
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:34,560
Speaker 1: fourteen years old, Jack kicks the bucket. Boom had to

1427
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:36,680
Speaker 1: put him down. It was suffering. They put him down.

1428
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:38,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's terrible thing, especially when it's your dog.

1429
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:41,640
Speaker 1: Like I've told you before. You can accuse me of

1430
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,680
Speaker 1: being a sociopath all you want. I've cried burying my

1431
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:50,639
Speaker 1: own dogs before, Chris, I have feelings. I get home

1432
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:54,439
Speaker 1: that night. My folks live in Montana. The dogs dead.

1433
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,720
Speaker 1: My boys don't know yet. I get home that night.

1434
01:41:56,760 --> 01:41:59,240
Speaker 1: The wife had waited for me. She's like, Okay, let's

1435
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:01,200
Speaker 1: let's talk about how we're going to tell the boys.

1436
01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:03,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean how we're

1437
01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:06,559
Speaker 1: going to tell the boys? Well, we need to break

1438
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:10,320
Speaker 1: this to them gently. Chance night, Nah's rip that band

1439
01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:12,600
Speaker 1: aid off. I just walked in and out there and

1440
01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:16,800
Speaker 1: I said, boys, Jack's dead, and one of them broke

1441
01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:19,880
Speaker 1: down crying and the other one was sad, which I

1442
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:23,800
Speaker 1: was then accused of being my fault. I didn't think

1443
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:26,840
Speaker 1: that was lacking lacking empathy. I think I viewed that

1444
01:42:26,920 --> 01:42:31,360
Speaker 1: as being just direct. I think people accuse. I think

1445
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:34,719
Speaker 1: they think my directness is lacking empathy. I have empathy, Chris.

1446
01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have any empathy on those cheddar Bay

1447
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,880
Speaker 1: biscuits from Red Lobster. I'm about to hammer down tonight

1448
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:44,719
Speaker 1: because Texas is open. Baby may display hostile, aggressive behavior

1449
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:47,680
Speaker 1: or become violent. That's not me anymore. That certainly was,

1450
01:42:47,720 --> 01:42:53,879
Speaker 1: but it's not me anymore. Being dishonest or lying to people, well, yeah,

1451
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:57,160
Speaker 1: no regard or care for what is right or wrong,

1452
01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:00,840
Speaker 1: and you have that highlighted. That's rude. I care about

1453
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:04,840
Speaker 1: what's right or wrong. I don't, dang it. No, I

1454
01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:10,080
Speaker 1: kind of do, maybe a little, probably not being irresponsible

1455
01:43:10,760 --> 01:43:16,559
Speaker 1: Jack inability to maintain healthy relationships, that's not true, because

1456
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,840
Speaker 1: I just don't maintain any of them. And last one,

1457
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:22,760
Speaker 1: lack of regard for rules or societal norms. Okay, that

1458
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:25,000
Speaker 1: is very true. So how many of these do I

1459
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:27,080
Speaker 1: need to have, Chris, because I definitely, Oh geez, I

1460
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:29,719
Speaker 1: only need five because I definitely have like seven of these.

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Speaker 1: Dang it, all right, all right, there you have it.

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Speaker 1: Disassociated sociopath. Back to the list, Chris, the list you

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01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:43,080
Speaker 1: said I'd never go to Biden Camp refuses to open

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01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:46,400
Speaker 1: up Senate papers. We already covered that. Today Chris Cruz

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01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:50,360
Speaker 1: introduces bill to a halt government cooperation with China subordinate

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01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:53,759
Speaker 1: movie studios. Well, here's the issue. This is from Graham

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01:43:53,800 --> 01:44:01,040
Speaker 1: pro at Free Beacon. I don't know how to handle

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01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:08,680
Speaker 1: China going forward because they're so invested here, like Hollywood,

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01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like all those Marvel movies made by Disney.

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01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:22,639
Speaker 1: Iron Man three actually inserted scenes specifically for a Disney release.

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01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:29,200
Speaker 1: That movie Bohemian Rhapsody. Twentieth Century Fox put it out.

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Speaker 1: It removed a same sex kissing scene because it was

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01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:38,639
Speaker 1: about Freddie Mercury. It removed a one minute long same

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01:44:38,680 --> 01:44:43,080
Speaker 1: sex kissing scene so it could be released in China.

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01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:45,639
Speaker 1: Apparently they're not a big fan of the games over there.

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01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:50,760
Speaker 1: So it's not good. I mean, it's it's certainly not

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01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:53,120
Speaker 1: good that we are editing movies for China. It's not

1478
01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:59,800
Speaker 1: and I love take cruise. The question is do we

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01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:02,640
Speaker 1: ne a bill? Do we need a new law? And

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01:45:02,720 --> 01:45:05,120
Speaker 1: here's my question. You can like the sound of the law,

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01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:11,160
Speaker 1: but pay attention, be very very very very very very

1482
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:16,400
Speaker 1: very careful if you ever start a sentence with we

1483
01:45:16,479 --> 01:45:21,080
Speaker 1: need a law do we have. Is the problem we

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01:45:21,240 --> 01:45:23,599
Speaker 1: face right now in the United States of America as

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01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:27,000
Speaker 1: you survey the landscape, is the problem that we don't

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01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:32,680
Speaker 1: have enough laws. I don't think that's the problem. I

1487
01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:37,120
Speaker 1: think we've got too many by a long shot. We

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01:45:37,240 --> 01:45:43,080
Speaker 1: have too many laws. We have too many lawmakers. Period.

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01:45:45,439 --> 01:45:48,400
Speaker 1: We don't need laws. It was it cool, adge, you

1490
01:45:48,439 --> 01:45:52,360
Speaker 1: said I didn't. I didn't run for office to pass laws,

1491
01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:54,519
Speaker 1: so I ran for office to repeal bad ones. Or

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01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:57,080
Speaker 1: said that might have been very goldwater. Look, I don't

1493
01:45:57,160 --> 01:45:59,559
Speaker 1: do research or read for the show. So if you're

1494
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:02,200
Speaker 1: looking for any sort of accuracy with the things you're

1495
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:06,920
Speaker 1: hearing here, you have come to the wrong place. But

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01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:09,840
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's kind of freeing. Actually, I should note.

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01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:12,760
Speaker 1: I should note I'm chopping through this headline list. Next one,

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01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:20,439
Speaker 1: dossier author Christopher Steele had previously undisclosed meetings with lawyers

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Speaker 1: for the DNC and the Clinton campaign. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: to unpack here, so I'm not sure I'm going to

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01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,599
Speaker 1: be able to get to it all. Let me just

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01:46:31,640 --> 01:46:39,200
Speaker 1: say this, we're not talking about the fact that President

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01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:46,080
Speaker 1: Barack Obama, under his watch, the FBI got an illegal

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01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:49,800
Speaker 1: FISA warrant on a political opponent, and they did it

1505
01:46:52,000 --> 01:47:02,400
Speaker 1: using an operative for the Hillary Clinton campaign. Yikes. Boomer

1506
01:47:02,840 --> 01:47:06,760
Speaker 1: Naturals remember it. The naturals is important. Yes, they call

1507
01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:10,719
Speaker 1: it boomer Naturals because it's specifically targeted to baby boomers

1508
01:47:10,840 --> 01:47:14,080
Speaker 1: and they have a ton of natural products you need

1509
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:16,639
Speaker 1: to look into when you go to boomer naturals dot com.

1510
01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:21,000
Speaker 1: But they call it naturals because they use natural solutions,

1511
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:24,360
Speaker 1: drug free solutions. You see, this world we live in now,

1512
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:27,040
Speaker 1: everybody has a new pill for this or something for that.

1513
01:47:28,800 --> 01:47:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm not about that, and I don't think you should

1514
01:47:30,720 --> 01:47:35,320
Speaker 1: be either. Plus, they have face masks, great ones, thirty

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01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:40,120
Speaker 1: day face masks that stop ninety two point two percent

1516
01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:44,240
Speaker 1: of the bacteria. That is enormous. Unless you're a nurse,

1517
01:47:44,600 --> 01:47:47,200
Speaker 1: that's perfect for you. They have adult sizes, they have

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01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:50,200
Speaker 1: kids sizes. And when you go to boomer Naturals dot

1519
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:53,960
Speaker 1: com and use the code Jesse two zero, that's Jesse

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01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:57,879
Speaker 1: two zero, you save twenty percent off every order boomer

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01:47:58,000 --> 01:48:25,040
Speaker 1: naturals dot com. Jesse two zero was the code. We

1522
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:29,519
Speaker 1: are blowing through the headlines that Chris said I would

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01:48:29,560 --> 01:48:32,679
Speaker 1: not get to. I would like to point out next

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01:48:32,720 --> 01:48:41,639
Speaker 1: one salmon cannon coming to help threaten Frasier Rish Frasier River,

1525
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:45,919
Speaker 1: fish Bypass rock Slide. That's a that's a terrible headline.

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01:48:45,960 --> 01:48:50,519
Speaker 1: Oh no, wonder Look it's from Canada. Figures. Is there

1527
01:48:50,520 --> 01:48:55,160
Speaker 1: anything lamer than Canada? Chris, now, hold on, don't say anything.

1528
01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:58,160
Speaker 1: My wife is half Canadian. She was born in America.

1529
01:48:58,320 --> 01:49:01,800
Speaker 1: For one, two she was on the Canadian gymnastics team,

1530
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:05,840
Speaker 1: so we all know what I was after three. The

1531
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:10,040
Speaker 1: problem with Canada is while the land is beautiful and

1532
01:49:10,120 --> 01:49:14,400
Speaker 1: the women are hot, the food sucks. And that's because

1533
01:49:14,439 --> 01:49:17,200
Speaker 1: they don't have enough Mexicans. They don't have enough people.

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01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:20,559
Speaker 1: From what I'm serious, it's very bland. Why do you

1535
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:23,120
Speaker 1: think everybody loves Texas food so much? Everyone? Why do

1536
01:49:23,160 --> 01:49:26,360
Speaker 1: you think that is because we have so many different

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01:49:26,479 --> 01:49:29,040
Speaker 1: ethnicities here, We have so many people from so many

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01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:32,160
Speaker 1: places and there's such a huge Mexican influence here that

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01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:35,920
Speaker 1: the food is amazing. There's spices and flavors and there's

1540
01:49:35,960 --> 01:49:39,280
Speaker 1: just there's something for everybody. But you go to one

1541
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:43,720
Speaker 1: of these places that's as white as snow. I mean,

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01:49:44,240 --> 01:49:48,160
Speaker 1: maybe that's maybe that's your arian dream, but the food's terrible.

1543
01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:52,240
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy, you know, pot roast, because that's

1544
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:55,400
Speaker 1: what you're getting. I need flavor, man, I need queso

1545
01:49:55,560 --> 01:50:01,400
Speaker 1: and salsas and spice and jalapenos. I need it. What Chris,

1546
01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:06,360
Speaker 1: He's right? Chris says, they did invent the salmon cannon.

1547
01:50:06,439 --> 01:50:12,719
Speaker 1: They did. They did. Apparently this thing launches a salmon

1548
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:17,760
Speaker 1: that can't possibly be right. No way, one hundred and

1549
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:21,320
Speaker 1: sixty meters. There's no dude, that's a that's a foot,

1550
01:50:21,479 --> 01:50:26,679
Speaker 1: that's a football field and a half. Really, the fish

1551
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:31,400
Speaker 1: ladder will, in theory, help migrating salmon gain the elevation

1552
01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:35,840
Speaker 1: necessary to move into a holding pool below the slide area.

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01:50:36,040 --> 01:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Oh please, Chris, you need to reach out to these people.

1554
01:50:39,120 --> 01:50:42,439
Speaker 1: We have to operate a salmon cannon. Yes, I need

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01:50:42,479 --> 01:50:46,879
Speaker 1: to launch a salmon. Yes, get me on that quote.

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01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:50,439
Speaker 1: Oh we're moving on. By the way, I don't do transitions,

1557
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:54,559
Speaker 1: all right, I just kind of speak. Next headline, small

1558
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:57,439
Speaker 1: business loans above two million dollars will get the full

1559
01:50:57,520 --> 01:51:02,160
Speaker 1: audit to make sure their valid And Manuchin says, he's

1560
01:51:02,680 --> 01:51:04,960
Speaker 1: here's a problem we're going to have going forward, and

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01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:10,760
Speaker 1: it's a problem we have now. They handed out all

1562
01:51:10,760 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: this money. All right, there was a big pool of

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01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:16,800
Speaker 1: money for businesses, right the PPE loans they called them.

1564
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:24,600
Speaker 1: Hang on, I'm gonna drink coffee on the air. Ah.

1565
01:51:24,920 --> 01:51:28,400
Speaker 1: They had this big pool of money for PPE loans.

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01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:33,000
Speaker 1: And these loans a banker, a banker is made aware

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01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:35,240
Speaker 1: of them. I'm simplifying things here, but just know this

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01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:37,240
Speaker 1: is how it works. A banker is made aware. Okay,

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01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:41,240
Speaker 1: you there is this much money available for a loan. Well,

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01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:46,120
Speaker 1: these bankers have their phones blown up. As soon as

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01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:49,200
Speaker 1: small businesses, any business, big businesses saw that this money

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01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:54,160
Speaker 1: was available. Well, everybody wants some free money. You're offering

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01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:57,200
Speaker 1: interest free loans. In many cases loans people don't have

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01:51:57,280 --> 01:52:00,679
Speaker 1: to pay back. Uh yeah, they're gonna be on the horn,

1575
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:03,960
Speaker 1: even if they don't need it. You cannot appeal to

1576
01:52:04,080 --> 01:52:07,840
Speaker 1: people's charity when you have a gigantic pot of free money.

1577
01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:10,599
Speaker 1: It's honestly, and you can judge them all you want.

1578
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,880
Speaker 1: I do not because I want you to imagine this.

1579
01:52:13,400 --> 01:52:15,360
Speaker 1: If you're going to judge these businesses, I want you

1580
01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:18,360
Speaker 1: to imagine this. Like the Lakers got busted because they

1581
01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:21,080
Speaker 1: took something like four million dollars and they had to

1582
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:23,840
Speaker 1: give it back. Before you judge them. Hear me out

1583
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:28,000
Speaker 1: your workplace wherever you work, or if you're a stay

1584
01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:30,519
Speaker 1: at home mom or something. Picture your neighborhood. All the

1585
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:33,519
Speaker 1: little hens gather around and you're gossiping about everybody else.

1586
01:52:33,640 --> 01:52:35,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what you do, and I want you

1587
01:52:35,920 --> 01:52:39,160
Speaker 1: to picture your workplace or your little henhouse. You've got

1588
01:52:39,200 --> 01:52:44,559
Speaker 1: a gigantic pot full of solid gold coins. Each one

1589
01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:47,320
Speaker 1: of these gold coins is worth a thousand dollars, and

1590
01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:51,479
Speaker 1: there's this huge pot of them. But there's only one pot.

1591
01:52:51,520 --> 01:52:54,479
Speaker 1: And you know there's only one pot. And they go

1592
01:52:54,560 --> 01:52:58,640
Speaker 1: around to the office and they tell everybody, Hey, I

1593
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:01,200
Speaker 1: don't know if you've heard. There's a big pot of

1594
01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:04,320
Speaker 1: gold coins in the break room. They're worth a thousand

1595
01:53:04,320 --> 01:53:07,679
Speaker 1: dollars apiece. Now, once the money runs out, once those

1596
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:10,960
Speaker 1: gold coins run out, we can't replace it. There's no extra.

1597
01:53:11,439 --> 01:53:14,559
Speaker 1: So only take a gold coin or two or five

1598
01:53:14,680 --> 01:53:19,599
Speaker 1: if you need it. Nobody take a gold coin unless

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01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:24,559
Speaker 1: you need it. How many people do you think are

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01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:26,240
Speaker 1: not going to go to that pot and grab a

1601
01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:31,080
Speaker 1: gold coin, even you right now? I see you. I

1602
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,960
Speaker 1: see you. Don't think I can see you through the radio.

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01:53:33,000 --> 01:53:38,280
Speaker 1: I see you well, I wouldn't do it. Yes you would, Yes,

1604
01:53:38,400 --> 01:53:42,800
Speaker 1: you would, even if you just went and got one. Right, Well,

1605
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:46,719
Speaker 1: I don't need it, but I mean it wouldn't wouldn't

1606
01:53:46,800 --> 01:53:51,599
Speaker 1: hurt to get a new dishwasher. One's not gonna hurt.

1607
01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:54,880
Speaker 1: Of course, they're all going to go tap into the

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01:53:54,960 --> 01:53:58,920
Speaker 1: small business loan money. And now you have like like

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01:53:58,960 --> 01:54:03,320
Speaker 1: you have this Axios, this big media company, they jacked

1610
01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:06,840
Speaker 1: five million and they're giving it back the Lakers. I

1611
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:08,880
Speaker 1: told you it was four or five million giving it back.

1612
01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:12,040
Speaker 1: All these all these bigger companies getting busted taking out

1613
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:14,800
Speaker 1: these loans and then getting shamed into giving them back.

1614
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:18,840
Speaker 1: And now Minuchan says they're gonna they're gonna audit everybody

1615
01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:23,479
Speaker 1: over two million. You hand it out a pot of

1616
01:54:23,520 --> 01:54:26,479
Speaker 1: gold Man and you put it in the break room.

1617
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:31,960
Speaker 1: How did you think that was gonna go? And I

1618
01:54:32,120 --> 01:54:36,000
Speaker 1: genuinely want to know that, did somebody? You have all

1619
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:41,160
Speaker 1: these brilliant minds, all these captains of industry, all these

1620
01:54:41,160 --> 01:54:44,080
Speaker 1: guys run this company. I was a CEO of that company.

1621
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm worth fifty million, I'm worth a hundred million. I'm

1622
01:54:46,920 --> 01:54:49,240
Speaker 1: a billionaire. I got all these geniuses sitting around the

1623
01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:54,480
Speaker 1: table did somebody really say if we put the pot

1624
01:54:54,480 --> 01:54:57,320
Speaker 1: of gold in the break room, only the people who

1625
01:54:57,440 --> 01:55:00,960
Speaker 1: need it will tap into it. That thought actually go

1626
01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:05,760
Speaker 1: through someone's head. Come on, now, people, let's understand who

1627
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:09,680
Speaker 1: we are. You don't have to love it, let's understand

1628
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:12,680
Speaker 1: human nature. Take a minute and understand who we are.

1629
01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:18,000
Speaker 1: Everybody is gonna go tap into that pot of gold.

1630
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:20,720
Speaker 1: Everyone who can do it. And if you have to

1631
01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:24,120
Speaker 1: sneak into the break room, because everyone knows you're doing

1632
01:55:24,160 --> 01:55:27,160
Speaker 1: just fine. In fact, you just got a promotion. But

1633
01:55:27,280 --> 01:55:29,200
Speaker 1: you're still gonna try to sneak in that break room,

1634
01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,160
Speaker 1: aren't you. Ah, maybe you get caught, and you know, oh,

1635
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:34,080
Speaker 1: I was just looking. I was I just wanted to

1636
01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:36,080
Speaker 1: see what the gold coins look like. I wanted to

1637
01:55:36,160 --> 01:55:38,440
Speaker 1: put this one back, which is exactly what you're seeing now.

1638
01:55:40,040 --> 01:55:42,200
Speaker 1: But you're gonna try to swipe one of those coins,

1639
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:50,280
Speaker 1: you know it? I know it? Be serious. Next headline

1640
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:52,960
Speaker 1: up yours Chris. I am doing well? Am I gonna

1641
01:55:52,960 --> 01:55:57,200
Speaker 1: get through a shut up? Yeah? It's ten right up. Next,

1642
01:55:57,240 --> 01:56:00,200
Speaker 1: Bill bar Memo orders US attorney used to be the

1643
01:56:00,200 --> 01:56:09,440
Speaker 1: lookout for civil liberties violations amidst coronavirus crisis. I'm sorry.

1644
01:56:09,480 --> 01:56:12,720
Speaker 1: Did you say did you say be on the lookout,

1645
01:56:15,160 --> 01:56:19,160
Speaker 1: With all due respect to ag Barr, do you guys

1646
01:56:19,160 --> 01:56:22,800
Speaker 1: have the internet in that office? Do you have television?

1647
01:56:24,200 --> 01:56:29,840
Speaker 1: Be on the lookout for civil liberties violations? They arrested

1648
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:34,680
Speaker 1: a pastor for holding a church service in Florida. Chris,

1649
01:56:36,200 --> 01:56:40,200
Speaker 1: refresh my memory about the Constitution, the Bill of Rights.

1650
01:56:40,680 --> 01:56:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm almost positive that's in the first one. I mean,

1651
01:56:44,920 --> 01:56:47,960
Speaker 1: it's not even like that could get lost in the shuffle. Well, look,

1652
01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:52,600
Speaker 1: it was number six. I forgot it was there. That

1653
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:57,920
Speaker 1: that was right out of the gates. Maybe, with all

1654
01:56:58,000 --> 01:57:00,520
Speaker 1: due respect, unless you want me to think this is

1655
01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:07,160
Speaker 1: anything more than just you headline grabbing brother. They're everywhere

1656
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:12,160
Speaker 1: just because people are scared enough to be okay with them.

1657
01:57:12,200 --> 01:57:16,360
Speaker 1: This has been one gigantic civil liberties civil liberties violation

1658
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:22,880
Speaker 1: this entire thing. A mayor, a governor, any politician in

1659
01:57:22,920 --> 01:57:28,760
Speaker 1: America does not have the authority, without you breaking any laws,

1660
01:57:29,960 --> 01:57:34,160
Speaker 1: to point to your business and say clothes. That's a

1661
01:57:34,280 --> 01:57:38,440
Speaker 1: violation of your liberty. Period. You can argue it's justified

1662
01:57:38,520 --> 01:57:43,400
Speaker 1: or not. That's unconstitutional. Somebody, let the Attorney general not

1663
01:57:52,560 --> 01:57:56,000
Speaker 1: I have to admit something while I love doing this show.

1664
01:57:56,200 --> 01:57:58,360
Speaker 1: I love talking to you like this every single day.

1665
01:57:59,160 --> 01:58:01,400
Speaker 1: It might be my second favorite thing in the world,

1666
01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:06,560
Speaker 1: beside sleeping. Now I see I don't like normally to

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Speaker 1: And did I do this at work? What about the constitution?

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Speaker 1: It's being shredded. That was then, this is now now.

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Speaker 1: News just dropped Governor Cuomo of New York. It's cancelling

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Speaker 1: school for the rest of the year. This is after

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01:59:22,800 --> 01:59:24,839
Speaker 1: this is right on the heels of that news yesterday

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01:59:24,920 --> 01:59:28,480
Speaker 1: Chris that he's gonna start disinfecting the subways. This dude

1686
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:35,840
Speaker 1: is on the ball. Well look, let's not be too hasty.

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Speaker 1: You never know, it's like two more weeks of school left. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Who this guy has been out in front of this

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Speaker 1: the whole time. Good for you, Cuomo. It's amazing the

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01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:54,520
Speaker 1: national publicity. The guy has gotten, especially like the ventilators.

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01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:56,440
Speaker 1: But it turned out they had a bunch of them

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01:59:56,480 --> 02:00:00,840
Speaker 1: already and he just like forgot, Oh those are here.

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02:00:01,880 --> 02:00:04,880
Speaker 1: I didn't if someone had told me, you know, we

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Speaker 1: need we need to get the guy in charge of

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Speaker 1: New York. Oh gosh, all right, Chris, back to these headlines.

1696
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Speaker 1: I will not be accused of ignoring these youth rides

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Speaker 1: six hundred kilometers Is this another Canadian one? Chris youth

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Speaker 1: ride six hundred kilometers from telling Tlaying, Ghana to chat

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Speaker 1: Scarf who comes out I'm not getting the name is

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Speaker 1: c H H A T T I S G A

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Speaker 1: R H whatever. Youth rides six hundred kilometers from tan

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Speaker 1: to Conebia for the for marijuana amid national lockdown a

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Speaker 1: college dropout and his friend rode on a bike for

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02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:56,480
Speaker 1: six hundred kilometers and made the lockdown. Now, hold on,

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02:00:57,600 --> 02:01:02,040
Speaker 1: was it a tandem bike? Either way? That seems like

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02:01:02,080 --> 02:01:04,360
Speaker 1: a long way to go. See this, this, This is

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Speaker 1: why I'm not a drug guy, Chris. It's because I

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02:01:08,280 --> 02:01:12,000
Speaker 1: have an addictive personality. I do everything in streaks. Remember

1709
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:14,400
Speaker 1: I told you that RV story how I sold in streaks.

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02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,600
Speaker 1: I'd be hot or cold. I do everything in streaks.

1711
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:21,920
Speaker 1: And if I became a drug stop Chris stopped row up.

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02:01:23,480 --> 02:01:27,080
Speaker 1: If I became a drug guy, that would be me.

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Speaker 1: You just catch me out there just biking down the highway, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: where are you going, Missouri? I heard they have weight

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Speaker 1: up there. That would be me, and I can't be

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02:01:38,440 --> 02:01:41,080
Speaker 1: that guy. I have responsibilities, and so I'm not doing it.

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02:01:41,360 --> 02:01:45,560
Speaker 1: I do everything in streaks, like working out or not

1718
02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:51,640
Speaker 1: working out. I'm the biggest streaker quick Chris in the world.

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02:01:51,720 --> 02:01:54,160
Speaker 1: When it comes to working out, I'll just work out

1720
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Speaker 1: like a beast and just absolutely get myself cut up

1721
02:01:59,560 --> 02:02:02,640
Speaker 1: like a demon for two months and then just sit

1722
02:02:02,720 --> 02:02:04,840
Speaker 1: on my rearand for four and then go back in

1723
02:02:04,920 --> 02:02:07,040
Speaker 1: two more months of that, and it's miserable. That's the

1724
02:02:07,120 --> 02:02:10,400
Speaker 1: worst way you can possibly be. Of all my many

1725
02:02:10,480 --> 02:02:16,200
Speaker 1: personality defects, this is definitely one of them. But I

1726
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:20,600
Speaker 1: can't help it, all right, CCP linked firm targets US

1727
02:02:20,680 --> 02:02:26,240
Speaker 1: school kids with Chinese morality and values, showing CCP military

1728
02:02:26,320 --> 02:02:33,440
Speaker 1: parades in schools. My word, I'm not going to stay

1729
02:02:33,440 --> 02:02:36,320
Speaker 1: on this for too long. Just know this, every single

1730
02:02:36,440 --> 02:02:42,840
Speaker 1: tyrannical regime in history, really, any government ever, they understood

1731
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Speaker 1: that children are the future. See what I did, Chris.

1732
02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:52,200
Speaker 1: But seriously, young minds can be molded. Young minds can

1733
02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:54,960
Speaker 1: be molded to a lot of what you want them

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Speaker 1: to believe. Why do you think it is we've seen

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Speaker 1: such a drastic reduction in love of America in the

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02:03:04,720 --> 02:03:09,760
Speaker 1: past twenty years. What do you think that is? Do

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Speaker 1: you think that a child born twenty twenty five years

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02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:19,400
Speaker 1: ago somehow has a different physical and mental makeup than

1739
02:03:19,480 --> 02:03:24,040
Speaker 1: you had when you were born. No, doesn't have a

1740
02:03:24,040 --> 02:03:26,640
Speaker 1: different physical and mental makeup than someone had a thousand

1741
02:03:26,720 --> 02:03:30,640
Speaker 1: years ago or two thousand years ago. What you're seeing

1742
02:03:32,680 --> 02:03:38,960
Speaker 1: is a product of our culture. Culture, I mean, the

1743
02:03:39,080 --> 02:03:42,240
Speaker 1: only thing that matters. And I'm not going to go

1744
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:43,840
Speaker 1: off on this because it's the end of the show

1745
02:03:43,840 --> 02:03:48,880
Speaker 1: on a Friday. But let's be honest. You can raise

1746
02:03:48,960 --> 02:03:52,280
Speaker 1: little Billy with whatever values you want, and it is important.

1747
02:03:52,280 --> 02:03:55,200
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying you don't matter. But five or

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02:03:55,240 --> 02:03:58,440
Speaker 1: six years old, if you're sending little Billy off to

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Speaker 1: a government school for seven eight hours a day where

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02:04:03,120 --> 02:04:05,760
Speaker 1: he will be educated for nine months a year until

1751
02:04:05,760 --> 02:04:12,600
Speaker 1: he's eighteen, about how bad America sucks and that he's

1752
02:04:12,640 --> 02:04:15,480
Speaker 1: going to go to college, gonna cost you one hundred grand,

1753
02:04:15,560 --> 02:04:19,120
Speaker 1: fifty grand, whatever it costs you, and you spend that

1754
02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:22,560
Speaker 1: kind of money four or five years, and he really

1755
02:04:22,560 --> 02:04:27,320
Speaker 1: really starts to find find out how bad America sucks. Well,

1756
02:04:28,320 --> 02:04:31,240
Speaker 1: is it really young Billy's fault When it turns out

1757
02:04:31,320 --> 02:04:35,600
Speaker 1: he's twenty five years old and he thinks this place

1758
02:04:35,680 --> 02:04:42,160
Speaker 1: kind of sucks. He didn't magically get that idea, that

1759
02:04:42,240 --> 02:04:46,760
Speaker 1: didn't just fall down out of the sky. He learned that.

1760
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Speaker 1: He learned that. Remember that. Now, if you missed any

1761
02:04:56,520 --> 02:05:02,080
Speaker 1: part of the show, you can go listen again. It's

1762
02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:04,920
Speaker 1: on iHeart, it's on Google, it's on Spotify, it's on Apple.

1763
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Speaker 1: We now have a live link up. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: all about it on Monday. Don't worry. You can get

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly twenty four seven. Who doesn't want that? Chris,

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Speaker 1: It's the only radio show I listened to. I just

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02:05:18,240 --> 02:05:20,720
Speaker 1: listened to myself. I haven't even I haven't heard music

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Speaker 1: in years. Hang on a second, I have one more

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Speaker 1: We have the reports now seventy seventy five percent of

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Speaker 1: Americans they are scared of the coronavirus. And it's look,

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't you be. It's killed over fifty thousand Americans.

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Speaker 1: You see the news, it's Coronavirus's coronavirus. Do what do

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Speaker 1: I do? Ah? Well, you can't live in a bubble

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Speaker 1: your whole life. You can't stay home your whole life.

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Speaker 1: You have to get out there and live. We got

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Speaker 1: bills to pay, We have to live our lives. But

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Speaker 1: you don't want to do nothing either, right, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to do nothing. That's why there's Omega XL. It's

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse. Stop worrying, start doing something about it. Remember

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Speaker 1: my heart, Google, Spotify, Apple, Go ahead and subscribe. You

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Speaker 1: can subscribe on Apple. Make sure you leave a five

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Speaker 1: star review, and don't forget the most important part. You

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02:07:27,640 --> 02:07:30,200
Speaker 1: have to talk about how handsome I am in there.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get in trouble for that, Chris, you watch,

1792
02:07:33,480 --> 02:07:36,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna end up in like twenty reviews and people

1793
02:07:36,520 --> 02:07:38,480
Speaker 1: are gonna be talking about how handsome I am, and

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02:07:38,520 --> 02:07:41,320
Speaker 1: then we're getting in trouble. Management. Management's gonna call me like,

1795
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:43,960
Speaker 1: could you maybe have people say something different than that?

1796
02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:49,680
Speaker 1: But why it's my page. Do what I want? Congressional

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02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:56,880
Speaker 1: Budget Office says coronavirus debt to exceed World War two record. Ah, well,

1798
02:07:56,880 --> 02:08:04,839
Speaker 1: that's that's not good. We're in We're in some serious trouble.

1799
02:08:04,880 --> 02:08:08,120
Speaker 1: But what you're gonna do? People get out there this weekend.

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Speaker 1: If your state is opening up at all, like Georgia

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02:08:10,720 --> 02:08:14,560
Speaker 1: or Texas or Florida, don't patronize your local restaurant. If

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Speaker 1: you're not flat broken busted. Gets some fresh air, get

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Speaker 1: some exercise, enjoy your family, enjoy the show. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: be back again Monday to do it all over again.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's all. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 1: Your holster is way more important than you think it is.

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Speaker 1: I was doing these failure drills today, and all that

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Speaker 1: not discounting that, but I've known so many people who

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