WEBVTT - Episode 157: Tears in Public 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.000 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:21.040 without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:24.200 to have a scapegoat. And now joined by bad Larry 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.800 Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.400 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.480 Hey, Larry, Hey, guys, was up. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:37.720 Hey drinking buddy Larry? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Dan. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.080 I didn't get out of downtown Portland till nine o'clock 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:45.239 that night. Okay, my wife and son they texted me 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:47.559 back right after I sholdem I was meeting you there. They 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.479 texted me back, should we meet you? And I obviously 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:53.080 didn't see that for another hour till after I got 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:56.360 in my car. I said no, Dan just left, but 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.960 uh well, he said they wanted to get some meet 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:01.240 So we went to some ti food place pretty close 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:04.480 to it. I don't remember the name. Four letters like N. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:11.960 Larry Hi, it's fire. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:19.520 So yeah, so I'm in I'm in Maine and Larry goes, hey, 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.880 what are you doing tomorrow? And I said I don't 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.119 think I'm I have anything next, I don't hear from Larry, 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.760 and then all of a sudden, I drive to Portland, Maine, 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.800 and I'm going down there with my wife and one 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:35.000 of my daughters, and Larry goes, hey, I'm headed up 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.679 to your place, and I go, wait, I'm not there. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.360 First of all, we didn't agree that you were coming 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.280 up to my place, and I said, well, why don't 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.240 you meet us at this restaurant. I didn't want to 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.000 spend the whole afternoon drinking with Larry. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:48.920 Why not? 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.520 I just I don't. I didn't want to do you 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.200 know what to do without let me I know you did. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:59.120 Let me rephrase it. I don't want to drink an afternoon. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.760 With anybody of a night owl. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:04.000 I don't enjoy the drink. Day drinking and then you 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.600 take a nap and then you wake up and then 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:06.960 you're like, oh, I feel terrible. 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:07.760 You can't get a snap. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.080 Wait wait, wait, so you're more like a night drinker, 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.440 like you won't no during the day. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.200 I had three beers when I was at lunch with Larry. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:19.119 That's it. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.360 Yeah, But if we stayed I would have had six beers. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.320 And then when was the last time you had lunch 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:25.560 to happy hour? 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:31.720 I don't know, like the four hour. 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.680 No, that's not any fun. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.040 But the staff turnover. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.640 Yeah, when they do the check drop and they're like, 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:39.720 we're changing service. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:41.640 Oh yeah, I'm staying here. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:45.320 I just don't I'm good at it, but I don't 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.760 want to be good at day drinking. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:48.960 That's fair, I think. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.400 I just it's the best that. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.240 Yeah, this time of year. It is a bit of 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:53.440 an American tradition. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.840 Okay, like if we started drinking right now, yeah, and 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:00.360 then you know it doesn't stop. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.680 No, it doesn't. But the way you do it is 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:06.320 you use American ingenuity. So you start drinking now at 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.880 at four pm, you start doing some extracurriculars. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:12.920 No, no, I'll get you back up. No, read the Bible, 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.160 yeah exactly, that's. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:14.400 What you do. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.280 A couple of prayers. Yeah, and you're good, but bad 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.679 Larry and I it was nice to see Larry, and uh, 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.520 you know, we we just get right back to what 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.360 we normally do. We just sit there and chat and 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:26.160 sip some beers. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.679 I've been to Main with you. Yeah. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.800 Uh well, bad Larry was already there. I didn't invite 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:32.400 him to Maine. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:34.320 I might vacation. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.400 Yeah, why did do that? And then say, hey, I'm 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.360 coming up you know the day of I can do that. Hey, 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:43.240 I might not be there. But Larry reached out. He's like, 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.200 all right, I'm coming up, and he was he had 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.640 like a I don't know, thirty pack of Budweiser. Is 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.760 that what you have he was bringing butt wise, Yes 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:56.240 he must. I'm pretty good. They don't sell Budweiser where 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.840 I'm Yeah, bring your own Budweiser. 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:04.400 Bring you send us a picture though, you guys look nice? 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:05.040 Yes, we did. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:08.320 Yeah. My wife took the picture and uh, she said, 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:09.880 you want me to take another. I go, that's not 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:14.920 getting any better. Trust me. That's as good as yeah. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.760 But bad Larry uh looked, you know, looked healthy. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.279 Is damn. Let's say you said you were doing nothing 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.120 the next day and now it's not like I was 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.320 totally afraid. I have my grandkids and I had to 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.719 like trying to find some time to see you. So 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.800 I figured you'd be watching the Saint John's game, That's why. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.000 So I was actually in the gas station and I 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.039 just figured I just text let Dan know I'm coming, 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.280 you know, on my way to your house and I. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.239 Know, but you you should tell me that you're thinking 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.840 of doing that, not I'm on my way that it 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:46.800 seems like you're inviting yourself. 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.680 No, that was giving you an hour, you know, because I. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.680 Don't know I needed I needed an out. 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.760 You you can't get to Canada at an hour from. 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:58.040 There at an all right? Uh? But yeah, bad Larry 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.600 was on the road. By the way, Larry won one 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.640 unit last week, so he's got plus five Shay one 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.000 one and a half or two and a half, two 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:08.760 and a half. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:10.200 You can skip this. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.320 Dylan lost seven units. He's now minus twenty one. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:17.120 Jesus age, I don't have nothing said. 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.680 I don't know if I can keep you on the show. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.839 Well, you need like a gambling heelone. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:26.080 I mean, if somebody is fading Dylan right now, yes, 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.680 they're up twenty one, but this is when somebody's going 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:29.360 to fade him. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.560 Now you say that, now they're going to fade him, 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:32.800 and now they're gonna get pissed. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:36.720 It this weekend. But Toche, your minus two and a 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.080 half looks stellar compared to that. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.880 Feel great, look great. It's a bad day for comedies. 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.680 It's opening day of baseball. It's time for me to 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.120 get back on that horse of America and run. 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.960 How was uh football? Big East Football? 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.920 Oh my god, Danny, it's pretty awesome. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.279 First off, the cleanest porta potties I've ever seen in 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:57.599 my life. 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:59.719 And where'd you go? Where in West Haven? 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:04.680 Okay? Literal Italy essentially Okay Texas roadhouse. Yeah, I mean 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.240 Italian to Wasp is like sixty to one. But you 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:11.160 get nervous about that. Yeah, But to be fair, they 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.479 had a lot of extracurriculars. They let Dylan and Ray 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.280 bring in their own booze to the game. Ye I 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:20.239 was smoking cigarettes pretty much everywhere in the stands. Okay. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.320 We walked up to the thing and there's like a 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.960 lady checking tickets. They were selling tickets to this and 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.880 we're like, she's like, where's Mason. And then we're like, 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.680 we're covering the game. She's like, just go in. I 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:32.240 don't really care. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:34.840 They had a bag of booze and she was like, yeah, 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:35.320 go ahead. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.760 We walked by. One of the players was like, shit, 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:38.520 I should have brought some. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:41.440 It was awesome. Guy. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.159 One of the guys was smoking a jay in the 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.240 parking lot with his pads and stuff on. I think 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:46.920 he was playing the next game. I think it was 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:47.560 a quarterback. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.400 Actually, yes, Ray, that's what I was gonna say. That 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:54.560 somebody was stoned, Okay, ripped. Okay, it was awesome. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:55.320 I love this. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.200 Signed to ask for a hit? No, not me. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.480 No, I'm not a teenager anymore. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.599 You're not listen. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:07.560 Since they legalize marijuana, I have become anti marijuana. Does 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:08.240 that make sense? 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:09.600 The culture is pretty lame. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.880 The culture's lame. I am sick and tired of walking 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.120 around in New York City. Oh that is true. I'm 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.120 sick of it. I am freaking sick of it. Call 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.040 me a boomer or whatever you want to do. I 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:20.760 don't want to walk out of Grand Central and just 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.440 smell your skunk weed bullshit. Okay, would you rather have 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.880 that or urine? Well, if it's one of the two, 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.280 I'm going to take the urine. Yeah. 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:32.080 Yeah, Well, because you want to smoke the or smell 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:32.920 the urine, I'd. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.040 Rather smell the urine in the Grand Central bathroom than 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.720 I would like. Okay, yeah, walking down Washington Park. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.200 That's like a New York staple too. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.000 It was a mistake, and I think, honestly, I think 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.160 legalizing gambling and legalizing marijuana was a big mistake. I 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.200 think that these kids. Did you know they can use 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:52.880 credit cards on these websites dam in different states? 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.320 Yeah, certain states you can. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:55.320 Use a credit card. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.600 Oh, I know this is going to be We won't 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.240 feel this until another seven to ten years. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.640 You should have to find a bookie. You should have 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.760 to meet an Italian fella and he'll give you a 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.640 thousand dollars card. No, no, no, seriously, because you can go 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:11.440 to a MasterCard and get a five thousand dollars limit. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.720 Nobody gives a ship, but no book He's given a 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.440 nineteen year old kid a five thousand dollars limits. 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:19.960 No, hell no, Larry, when you when your son Johnny 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.480 P started gambling. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:25.920 He gambled on one on my accounts, there you go, 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.960 but but not with a bookie, one that I funded 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:32.319 with money, and I don't know. About three years ago, 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.160 my wife questioned why I had like three gambling accounts, 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:36.640 and I said, I don't know. I just get better 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.319 lines and she goes get rid of two of them. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:44.280 I hope the show I gave them the Johnny. I 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.960 haven't gone on those or funded them in three years 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.920 Johnny uses them, now, okay, and I just and I 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:55.520 just used my you know the one the Italian guy 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:56.559 met fucking. 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:58.280 Stick exactly exactly same, God. 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:01.800 Right, and you know we have our own arrangement. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.280 So right, that's how it should be. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.640 I agree with. I wasn't even aware that you could 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.600 go online with a credit card credit or. 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.439 That blows my mind. A thirty percent interest, twenty nine 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:13.600 point interest. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:15.640 I'm not sure you can do that in Jersey. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.480 Well there's also like that will death. 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.719 I don't mind kids gambling. If they have to put 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:24.480 their one hundred dollars agreed, yeah, agreed, then they then 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.800 they have to wait till that game ends, and exactly 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.320 so they can bet the next game. If you're stealing 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.600 your dav's credit card and you know, putting twenty grand 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.240 into a gambling account, it is crazy. They can't allow that. 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.439 No, No, this is it's bad. It's bad, bad spad. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:39.679 And they have like the online. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:45.360 Caste legalized cocaine like and heroin. I'm serious, yeah, I'm 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:46.000 dead serious. 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.320 Well why not from a regulatory standpoint. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.840 You got people ode in, you got people getting bad ship, 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:55.080 there's fentanyl everywhere. If you got a government regulated cocaine 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.920 and heroin distribution network. First off, it would kill the 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.079 cartel business. Second off, we would have a whole a 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.360 lot less overdoses. And we're already on the marijuana train. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.160 What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.800 But they mean more or less annoying than the weeds. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.000 What would what would like a cocaine dispensary look like 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.000 because normally the weed stores like Shangri Line. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:16.400 No, this would be like hardcore FDA approved cocaine. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.600 You take it to the police station exactly. 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.280 Didn't they used to give cocaine. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:22.360 They had liquid cocaine. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.560 Yeah, yeah, that was like original, Like dot, I was born. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.960 In the wrong decade. 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.600 Tell you what. You would not be alive with. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:34.400 Sh Shane in the eighties at like twenty two years. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.280 Like the eighteen eighties. Morph you know. I had liquid 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.600 purkoset one time, Danny, Oh. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:41.960 My god, that's like Tussin X. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.560 No. Somebody had a back surgery. I won't name them, 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.840 but I knew them and they didn't want to get 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.640 du dude, so they gave me. They gave me their 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:55.160 liquid purcoset. Lord have mercy. It was like Lean times 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.840 ten Marvin. It was crazy. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:05.600 Wow, mark what. I've never partaken in lean, but. 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:05.200 It's really expensive. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:05.839 That's a shame. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.239 Hydro pro metazine, it's amazing. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.880 I remember in college there would always be like a 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.000 couple of kids who anytime someone would be like, oh 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.880 someone like tore the a cl or like broke, I 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.839 gott be like, hey, I heard you had a shoulder surgery. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.520 How you doing? By the way, you can eat all 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:20.400 those pills yet or what? 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:20.840 Yeah? 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.640 Hey, really sorry to hear about your surgery. You're gonna 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:25.760 eat all those percosets. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.359 Also, I stole your Potter. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.160 Really liquid liquid purpose. 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:37.240 Oh man, I mix it with the quila. Danny Daddy 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.760 went to another dimension. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:39.520 At the Texas Margarito. 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.240 That was That was on. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.640 Our anniversary night. That was on our anniversary night. We 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.960 went to a really nice French restaurant in Ridgefield. I'm 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:48.800 sure you can think of it. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.559 I know it's one yeah, And in. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:55.160 The middle of dinner, I started crying. I have no 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.720 idea why, I'm so out of my mind, like I 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:58.520 was in a fifth dims. 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:00.079 It's very French of you. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.720 It was liquid percoset in tequila like all day, like 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:08.000 from noon till seven. And it was our anniversary night, 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.480 and I was like, does your. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:10.719 Wife know you're doing this? Yeah? 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.560 Oh no, no, no, she didn't know about the look a percocet. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.520 She knows later, like later I told her, oh. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:18.480 Yeah, well, how are you hiding liquid percoset in tequila dating? 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:19.040 I'm a pro. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:25.840 I don't know. If you started crying, yeah, from. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:28.240 That, you're you really hide it? Well yeah yeah. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.720 Besides the tears in public, I was doing great. 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.680 Yeah, poor thing, your state frets are ruined. 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:35.040 That was like our ten year anniversary. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.920 What do you But how do you get to that 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:41.959 point where you're going, I'm gonna do liquid percoset tequila 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.120 on our anniversary. Oh that's easy. 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:45.760 Somebody comes up to you and says, hey, I have 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:50.560 liquid percocet, and it happens to be your universary, so 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:51.120 you drink. 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:52.480 The timing couldn't have been working. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.959 You have the tequila already on your desk, and you're like, well, 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:58.240 mixed two together. It was great. I was floating. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:12:59.199 You're a romantic. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:01.240 Thank you, Dylan. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.120 That's the Airton song, right, tears in public? Don't bring 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.040 that guy, Okay, say cocaine. Dylan's final four bet of 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.280 Alabama Michigan State Houston, Maryland is still alive at plus 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.160 forty seven Maryland. 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.080 Actually that's one of those ones where I'm like, this 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:17.920 has no shot of hitting, but it's like. 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.480 Hey, I like it in Maryland. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:22.200 Travel and uh Shade talked a good game with betting 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:25.640 on horses. He wanted to have us acknowledge his greatness. 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:26.560 And then what do you do? 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:30.800 I lost every bet I made, no bullshit, eight races 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.360 in a row, every single bet, trifecta, one place, show, 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:38.120 super fecta exactly. It didn't matter, lost every single bet. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:39.679 I got smoked. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.319 Okay, So we're not going to acknowledge your sports betting 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.520 horse me, not anymore. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.360 No, Okay, I. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.520 Got yeah horse Umber six at Aqueduct. It's a lock. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.480 No, Keyno has been killing me too. Keino has been 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:52.040 murdering me. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:56.679 Let's see, so bat Larry h Yeah, it kind of 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.600 hit or miss, but you know you you survived. You 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.720 you missed on the Black Panthers minus four. 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.679 And a half Panthers. He talked me into that that 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:05.960 the Black Panthers killed me. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:10.000 What was the final score of Brooklyn versus the Black Panthers, Well, it. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.160 Was zero zero at halftime. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:12.040 That's true. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.200 The under is pretty good in that league. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.520 We've we've kind of we've kind of got the inside track. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.000 Then it's just take the under and every single game. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:26.840 Okay, uh shae you uh golf. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.320 My top twenties came in pretty clean. Lucas Glover and 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.320 Corey Connor. By the way, the one time I don't 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:38.120 bet freaking Auburg, Yeah, the two times I don't bet 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:39.400 him to win, he's won. 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:45.280 Yes, Ray, Is he becoming Diego Pavilla of golf? 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.080 Are we handing out the Diego Award? 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:51.320 It's lying dormant? 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.440 Should we hand out the Diego Pavia Award to Shay 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.840 because that's as close as we get to a horse there. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:00.680 That's actually I like that, like the award is and 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:01.920 only certain areas though. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.000 This is look like a quarter horse. This is what 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.320 I lost all my money on sprints. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.440 When it's two in the morning, you're betting on Australian 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.640 races and you just slam your laptop shut. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.320 Three am betting Australian turf. There's twenty horses in the field. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:19.480 I'm missing all of them. It's bad. Where's your wife 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.760 sleeping with a face mask? Going through we you can 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:27.200 still hear you. Oh no, no, I got the phones Danny's bluetooth. Okay, 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:31.040 So here's me grunting and screaming, pillow over my face. 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:35.280 That's just a sleep app Yeah. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:34.800 It's bad. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.280 Let's see Dylan. You want to go. There's a lot 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.920 of blood on this page. Prefer a blood of blood? Okay? 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.720 You still? Okay? That leads us to bets this week. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:49.640 Bad Larry is the clubhouse leader, my good drinking buddy, Larry, 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.880 you go first, all right? 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.040 I went. I bet every basketball game. I don't usually 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.120 do this, but there's only eight of them. So I 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.400 took Duke minus the nine and a half against Arizona, 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:03.600 Texas Tech minus the five and a half against Arkansas 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.480 b Why you plus the five and a half against 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.280 Alabama and Florida LA. And the six and a half 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:14.600 against Maryland. They're all tonight, Okay, then tomorrow for Due 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.240 plus the seven and a half against Houston and a 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.040 half Auburn eight and a half. I don't like that 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:20.920 line movement like that. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.400 No, no, no, we're not doing that. Don't do that. 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:27.600 You understand why. I don't like the movie? 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:31.480 Yeah, money, money, money, But you're you complain when you say, oh, 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.280 here's the betting line, and then I tell you it's 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:34.840 a different point differential. 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:36.960 I was kind of talking to myself, sorry, Dan, I 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.360 mean I don't like when a line moves like that 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.840 in my favor, okay, And I put these in the 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:42.920 last you know this morning? 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:43.280 All right? 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.920 All right? For du plus eight and a half against 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:49.520 Houston Auburn minus the eight and a half against Michigan. 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.920 Nine and a half? 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.160 Was that Gill say nine and a half? 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:54.560 Right? 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.600 Right? That was right? So that's nine and a half? Alls? Okay, 0:16:58.640 --> 0:16:59.160 Well that's fine. 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.000 Would you have not believe me, Larry if I said 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:01.360 it right? 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.880 I just busting my chops? How did not I did 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:06.840 use this morning? How are these lines moving? A point? 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.200 You moved? You moved them. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.480 The games are today and tomorrow, the bets are coming in. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.080 I understand how it works. 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:21.880 I just attitude problem, bitch? 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.520 Yes what allburn minus the nine and a half against 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:29.440 Michigan Tennessee minus the four and a half against Kentucky 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:33.080 and Michigan State minus the three and a half against Mississippi. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.920 Boo. This is a new low for you, Larry, when 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:40.600 you bitch about the line moving even though you're getting 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.199 an extra point you you found a reason to. 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.760 Complain, bitch, And I was just like talking to myself like, wow, 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.639 I don't like when the line moves against me like that. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:48.800 I agree, Lair, I'm with you. 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:50.560 And then you came from me, Larry for no guy, 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:52.040 why do you do that? 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:53.120 What do you mean? 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.440