Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
Speaker 1: to have a scapegoat. And now joined by bad Larry
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2: Hey, Larry, Hey, guys, was up.
Speaker 1: Hey drinking buddy Larry? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Dan.
Speaker 2: I didn't get out of downtown Portland till nine o'clock
Speaker 2: that night. Okay, my wife and son they texted me
Speaker 2: back right after I sholdem I was meeting you there. They
Speaker 2: texted me back, should we meet you? And I obviously
Speaker 2: didn't see that for another hour till after I got
Speaker 2: in my car. I said no, Dan just left, but
Speaker 2: uh well, he said they wanted to get some meet
Speaker 2: So we went to some ti food place pretty close
Speaker 2: to it. I don't remember the name. Four letters like N.
Speaker 3: Larry Hi, it's fire.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'm in I'm in Maine and Larry goes, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing tomorrow? And I said I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm I have anything next, I don't hear from Larry,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, I drive to Portland, Maine,
Speaker 1: and I'm going down there with my wife and one
Speaker 1: of my daughters, and Larry goes, hey, I'm headed up
Speaker 1: to your place, and I go, wait, I'm not there.
Speaker 1: First of all, we didn't agree that you were coming
Speaker 1: up to my place, and I said, well, why don't
Speaker 1: you meet us at this restaurant. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: spend the whole afternoon drinking with Larry.
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 1: I just I don't. I didn't want to do you
Speaker 1: know what to do without let me I know you did.
Speaker 1: Let me rephrase it. I don't want to drink an afternoon.
Speaker 3: With anybody of a night owl.
Speaker 1: I don't enjoy the drink. Day drinking and then you
Speaker 1: take a nap and then you wake up and then
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I feel terrible.
Speaker 3: You can't get a snap.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, so you're more like a night drinker,
Speaker 4: like you won't no during the day.
Speaker 1: I had three beers when I was at lunch with Larry.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But if we stayed I would have had six beers.
Speaker 4: And then when was the last time you had lunch
Speaker 4: to happy hour?
Speaker 3: I don't know, like the four hour.
Speaker 1: No, that's not any fun.
Speaker 4: But the staff turnover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when they do the check drop and they're like,
Speaker 3: we're changing service.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm staying here.
Speaker 1: I just don't I'm good at it, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to be good at day drinking.
Speaker 4: That's fair, I think.
Speaker 3: I just it's the best that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this time of year. It is a bit of
Speaker 4: an American tradition.
Speaker 1: Okay, like if we started drinking right now, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you know it doesn't stop.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't. But the way you do it is
Speaker 4: you use American ingenuity. So you start drinking now at
Speaker 4: at four pm, you start doing some extracurriculars.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'll get you back up. No, read the Bible,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, that's.
Speaker 4: What you do.
Speaker 1: A couple of prayers. Yeah, and you're good, but bad
Speaker 1: Larry and I it was nice to see Larry, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, we we just get right back to what
Speaker 1: we normally do. We just sit there and chat and
Speaker 1: sip some beers.
Speaker 4: I've been to Main with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh well, bad Larry was already there. I didn't invite
Speaker 1: him to Maine.
Speaker 4: I might vacation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did do that? And then say, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: coming up you know the day of I can do that. Hey,
Speaker 1: I might not be there. But Larry reached out. He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm coming up, and he was he had
Speaker 1: like a I don't know, thirty pack of Budweiser. Is
Speaker 1: that what you have he was bringing butt wise, Yes
Speaker 1: he must. I'm pretty good. They don't sell Budweiser where
Speaker 1: I'm Yeah, bring your own Budweiser.
Speaker 3: Bring you send us a picture though, you guys look nice?
Speaker 4: Yes, we did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My wife took the picture and uh, she said,
Speaker 1: you want me to take another. I go, that's not
Speaker 1: getting any better. Trust me. That's as good as yeah.
Speaker 1: But bad Larry uh looked, you know, looked healthy.
Speaker 2: Is damn. Let's say you said you were doing nothing
Speaker 2: the next day and now it's not like I was
Speaker 2: totally afraid. I have my grandkids and I had to
Speaker 2: like trying to find some time to see you. So
Speaker 2: I figured you'd be watching the Saint John's game, That's why.
Speaker 2: So I was actually in the gas station and I
Speaker 2: just figured I just text let Dan know I'm coming,
Speaker 2: you know, on my way to your house and I.
Speaker 1: Know, but you you should tell me that you're thinking
Speaker 1: of doing that, not I'm on my way that it
Speaker 1: seems like you're inviting yourself.
Speaker 2: No, that was giving you an hour, you know, because I.
Speaker 1: Don't know I needed I needed an out.
Speaker 3: You you can't get to Canada at an hour from.
Speaker 1: There at an all right? Uh? But yeah, bad Larry
Speaker 1: was on the road. By the way, Larry won one
Speaker 1: unit last week, so he's got plus five Shay one
Speaker 1: one and a half or two and a half, two
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 3: You can skip this.
Speaker 1: Dylan lost seven units. He's now minus twenty one.
Speaker 3: Jesus age, I don't have nothing said.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can keep you on the show.
Speaker 3: Well, you need like a gambling heelone.
Speaker 4: I mean, if somebody is fading Dylan right now, yes,
Speaker 4: they're up twenty one, but this is when somebody's going
Speaker 4: to fade him.
Speaker 1: Now you say that, now they're going to fade him,
Speaker 1: and now they're gonna get pissed.
Speaker 3: It this weekend. But Toche, your minus two and a
Speaker 3: half looks stellar compared to that.
Speaker 4: Feel great, look great. It's a bad day for comedies.
Speaker 4: It's opening day of baseball. It's time for me to
Speaker 4: get back on that horse of America and run.
Speaker 1: How was uh football? Big East Football?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Danny, it's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: First off, the cleanest porta potties I've ever seen in
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 1: And where'd you go? Where in West Haven?
Speaker 4: Okay? Literal Italy essentially Okay Texas roadhouse. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: Italian to Wasp is like sixty to one. But you
Speaker 4: get nervous about that. Yeah, But to be fair, they
Speaker 4: had a lot of extracurriculars. They let Dylan and Ray
Speaker 4: bring in their own booze to the game. Ye I
Speaker 4: was smoking cigarettes pretty much everywhere in the stands. Okay.
Speaker 3: We walked up to the thing and there's like a
Speaker 3: lady checking tickets. They were selling tickets to this and
Speaker 3: we're like, she's like, where's Mason. And then we're like,
Speaker 3: we're covering the game. She's like, just go in. I
Speaker 3: don't really care.
Speaker 4: They had a bag of booze and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: go ahead.
Speaker 3: We walked by. One of the players was like, shit,
Speaker 3: I should have brought some.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Guy.
Speaker 3: One of the guys was smoking a jay in the
Speaker 3: parking lot with his pads and stuff on. I think
Speaker 3: he was playing the next game. I think it was
Speaker 3: a quarterback.
Speaker 1: Actually, yes, Ray, that's what I was gonna say. That
Speaker 1: somebody was stoned, Okay, ripped. Okay, it was awesome.
Speaker 4: I love this.
Speaker 1: Signed to ask for a hit? No, not me.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not a teenager anymore.
Speaker 1: You're not listen.
Speaker 4: Since they legalize marijuana, I have become anti marijuana. Does
Speaker 4: that make sense?
Speaker 3: The culture is pretty lame.
Speaker 4: The culture's lame. I am sick and tired of walking
Speaker 4: around in New York City. Oh that is true. I'm
Speaker 4: sick of it. I am freaking sick of it. Call
Speaker 4: me a boomer or whatever you want to do. I
Speaker 4: don't want to walk out of Grand Central and just
Speaker 4: smell your skunk weed bullshit. Okay, would you rather have
Speaker 4: that or urine? Well, if it's one of the two,
Speaker 4: I'm going to take the urine. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, because you want to smoke the or smell
Speaker 1: the urine, I'd.
Speaker 4: Rather smell the urine in the Grand Central bathroom than
Speaker 4: I would like. Okay, yeah, walking down Washington Park.
Speaker 3: That's like a New York staple too.
Speaker 4: It was a mistake, and I think, honestly, I think
Speaker 4: legalizing gambling and legalizing marijuana was a big mistake. I
Speaker 4: think that these kids. Did you know they can use
Speaker 4: credit cards on these websites dam in different states?
Speaker 3: Yeah, certain states you can.
Speaker 4: Use a credit card.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know this is going to be We won't
Speaker 1: feel this until another seven to ten years.
Speaker 4: You should have to find a bookie. You should have
Speaker 4: to meet an Italian fella and he'll give you a
Speaker 4: thousand dollars card. No, no, no, seriously, because you can go
Speaker 4: to a MasterCard and get a five thousand dollars limit.
Speaker 4: Nobody gives a ship, but no book He's given a
Speaker 4: nineteen year old kid a five thousand dollars limits.
Speaker 1: No, hell no, Larry, when you when your son Johnny
Speaker 1: P started gambling.
Speaker 2: He gambled on one on my accounts, there you go,
Speaker 2: but but not with a bookie, one that I funded
Speaker 2: with money, and I don't know. About three years ago,
Speaker 2: my wife questioned why I had like three gambling accounts,
Speaker 2: and I said, I don't know. I just get better
Speaker 2: lines and she goes get rid of two of them.
Speaker 2: I hope the show I gave them the Johnny. I
Speaker 2: haven't gone on those or funded them in three years
Speaker 2: Johnny uses them, now, okay, and I just and I
Speaker 2: just used my you know the one the Italian guy
Speaker 2: met fucking.
Speaker 1: Stick exactly exactly same, God.
Speaker 2: Right, and you know we have our own arrangement.
Speaker 1: So right, that's how it should be.
Speaker 2: I agree with. I wasn't even aware that you could
Speaker 2: go online with a credit card credit or.
Speaker 1: That blows my mind. A thirty percent interest, twenty nine
Speaker 1: point interest.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure you can do that in Jersey.
Speaker 3: Well there's also like that will death.
Speaker 2: I don't mind kids gambling. If they have to put
Speaker 2: their one hundred dollars agreed, yeah, agreed, then they then
Speaker 2: they have to wait till that game ends, and exactly
Speaker 2: so they can bet the next game. If you're stealing
Speaker 2: your dav's credit card and you know, putting twenty grand
Speaker 2: into a gambling account, it is crazy. They can't allow that.
Speaker 1: No, No, this is it's bad. It's bad, bad spad.
Speaker 3: And they have like the online.
Speaker 4: Caste legalized cocaine like and heroin. I'm serious, yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: dead serious.
Speaker 3: Well why not from a regulatory standpoint.
Speaker 4: You got people ode in, you got people getting bad ship,
Speaker 4: there's fentanyl everywhere. If you got a government regulated cocaine
Speaker 4: and heroin distribution network. First off, it would kill the
Speaker 4: cartel business. Second off, we would have a whole a
Speaker 4: lot less overdoses. And we're already on the marijuana train.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing?
Speaker 3: But they mean more or less annoying than the weeds.
Speaker 3: What would what would like a cocaine dispensary look like
Speaker 3: because normally the weed stores like Shangri Line.
Speaker 4: No, this would be like hardcore FDA approved cocaine.
Speaker 3: You take it to the police station exactly.
Speaker 1: Didn't they used to give cocaine.
Speaker 4: They had liquid cocaine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was like original, Like dot, I was born.
Speaker 4: In the wrong decade.
Speaker 1: Tell you what. You would not be alive with.
Speaker 3: Sh Shane in the eighties at like twenty two years.
Speaker 4: Like the eighteen eighties. Morph you know. I had liquid
Speaker 4: purkoset one time, Danny, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, that's like Tussin X.
Speaker 4: No. Somebody had a back surgery. I won't name them,
Speaker 4: but I knew them and they didn't want to get
Speaker 4: du dude, so they gave me. They gave me their
Speaker 4: liquid purcoset. Lord have mercy. It was like Lean times
Speaker 4: ten Marvin. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: Wow, mark what. I've never partaken in lean, but.
Speaker 3: It's really expensive.
Speaker 1: That's a shame.
Speaker 4: Hydro pro metazine, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: I remember in college there would always be like a
Speaker 3: couple of kids who anytime someone would be like, oh
Speaker 3: someone like tore the a cl or like broke, I
Speaker 3: gott be like, hey, I heard you had a shoulder surgery.
Speaker 3: How you doing? By the way, you can eat all
Speaker 3: those pills yet or what?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, really sorry to hear about your surgery. You're gonna
Speaker 1: eat all those percosets.
Speaker 3: Also, I stole your Potter.
Speaker 1: Really liquid liquid purpose.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I mix it with the quila. Danny Daddy
Speaker 4: went to another dimension.
Speaker 3: At the Texas Margarito.
Speaker 1: That was That was on.
Speaker 4: Our anniversary night. That was on our anniversary night. We
Speaker 4: went to a really nice French restaurant in Ridgefield. I'm
Speaker 4: sure you can think of it.
Speaker 3: I know it's one yeah, And in.
Speaker 4: The middle of dinner, I started crying. I have no
Speaker 4: idea why, I'm so out of my mind, like I
Speaker 4: was in a fifth dims.
Speaker 3: It's very French of you.
Speaker 4: It was liquid percoset in tequila like all day, like
Speaker 4: from noon till seven. And it was our anniversary night,
Speaker 4: and I was like, does your.
Speaker 1: Wife know you're doing this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, she didn't know about the look a percocet.
Speaker 4: She knows later, like later I told her, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how are you hiding liquid percoset in tequila dating?
Speaker 4: I'm a pro.
Speaker 3: I don't know. If you started crying, yeah, from.
Speaker 1: That, you're you really hide it? Well yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Besides the tears in public, I was doing great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poor thing, your state frets are ruined.
Speaker 4: That was like our ten year anniversary.
Speaker 1: What do you But how do you get to that
Speaker 1: point where you're going, I'm gonna do liquid percoset tequila
Speaker 1: on our anniversary. Oh that's easy.
Speaker 4: Somebody comes up to you and says, hey, I have
Speaker 4: liquid percocet, and it happens to be your universary, so
Speaker 4: you drink.
Speaker 3: The timing couldn't have been working.
Speaker 4: You have the tequila already on your desk, and you're like, well,
Speaker 4: mixed two together. It was great. I was floating.
Speaker 3: You're a romantic.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: That's the Airton song, right, tears in public? Don't bring
Speaker 1: that guy, Okay, say cocaine. Dylan's final four bet of
Speaker 1: Alabama Michigan State Houston, Maryland is still alive at plus
Speaker 1: forty seven Maryland.
Speaker 3: Actually that's one of those ones where I'm like, this
Speaker 3: has no shot of hitting, but it's like.
Speaker 4: Hey, I like it in Maryland.
Speaker 1: Travel and uh Shade talked a good game with betting
Speaker 1: on horses. He wanted to have us acknowledge his greatness.
Speaker 1: And then what do you do?
Speaker 4: I lost every bet I made, no bullshit, eight races
Speaker 4: in a row, every single bet, trifecta, one place, show,
Speaker 4: super fecta exactly. It didn't matter, lost every single bet.
Speaker 4: I got smoked.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're not going to acknowledge your sports betting
Speaker 1: horse me, not anymore.
Speaker 4: No, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Got yeah horse Umber six at Aqueduct. It's a lock.
Speaker 4: No, Keyno has been killing me too. Keino has been
Speaker 4: murdering me.
Speaker 1: Let's see, so bat Larry h Yeah, it kind of
Speaker 1: hit or miss, but you know you you survived. You
Speaker 1: you missed on the Black Panthers minus four.
Speaker 2: And a half Panthers. He talked me into that that
Speaker 2: the Black Panthers killed me.
Speaker 1: What was the final score of Brooklyn versus the Black Panthers, Well, it.
Speaker 3: Was zero zero at halftime.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: The under is pretty good in that league.
Speaker 3: We've we've kind of we've kind of got the inside track.
Speaker 3: Then it's just take the under and every single game.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh shae you uh golf.
Speaker 4: My top twenties came in pretty clean. Lucas Glover and
Speaker 4: Corey Connor. By the way, the one time I don't
Speaker 4: bet freaking Auburg, Yeah, the two times I don't bet
Speaker 4: him to win, he's won.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ray, Is he becoming Diego Pavilla of golf?
Speaker 1: Are we handing out the Diego Award?
Speaker 3: It's lying dormant?
Speaker 1: Should we hand out the Diego Pavia Award to Shay
Speaker 1: because that's as close as we get to a horse there.
Speaker 3: That's actually I like that, like the award is and
Speaker 3: only certain areas though.
Speaker 4: This is look like a quarter horse. This is what
Speaker 4: I lost all my money on sprints.
Speaker 3: When it's two in the morning, you're betting on Australian
Speaker 3: races and you just slam your laptop shut.
Speaker 4: Three am betting Australian turf. There's twenty horses in the field.
Speaker 4: I'm missing all of them. It's bad. Where's your wife
Speaker 4: sleeping with a face mask? Going through we you can
Speaker 4: still hear you. Oh no, no, I got the phones Danny's bluetooth. Okay,
Speaker 4: So here's me grunting and screaming, pillow over my face.
Speaker 3: That's just a sleep app Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's bad.
Speaker 1: Let's see Dylan. You want to go. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of blood on this page. Prefer a blood of blood? Okay?
Speaker 1: You still? Okay? That leads us to bets this week.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry is the clubhouse leader, my good drinking buddy, Larry,
Speaker 1: you go first, all right?
Speaker 2: I went. I bet every basketball game. I don't usually
Speaker 2: do this, but there's only eight of them. So I
Speaker 2: took Duke minus the nine and a half against Arizona,
Speaker 2: Texas Tech minus the five and a half against Arkansas
Speaker 2: b Why you plus the five and a half against
Speaker 2: Alabama and Florida LA. And the six and a half
Speaker 2: against Maryland. They're all tonight, Okay, then tomorrow for Due
Speaker 2: plus the seven and a half against Houston and a
Speaker 2: half Auburn eight and a half. I don't like that
Speaker 2: line movement like that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're not doing that. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: You understand why. I don't like the movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, money, money, money, But you're you complain when you say, oh,
Speaker 1: here's the betting line, and then I tell you it's
Speaker 1: a different point differential.
Speaker 2: I was kind of talking to myself, sorry, Dan, I
Speaker 2: mean I don't like when a line moves like that
Speaker 2: in my favor, okay, And I put these in the
Speaker 2: last you know this morning?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: All right? For du plus eight and a half against
Speaker 2: Houston Auburn minus the eight and a half against Michigan.
Speaker 1: Nine and a half?
Speaker 2: Was that Gill say nine and a half?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Right? That was right? So that's nine and a half? Alls? Okay,
Speaker 2: Well that's fine.
Speaker 3: Would you have not believe me, Larry if I said
Speaker 3: it right?
Speaker 2: I just busting my chops? How did not I did
Speaker 2: use this morning? How are these lines moving? A point?
Speaker 1: You moved? You moved them.
Speaker 3: The games are today and tomorrow, the bets are coming in.
Speaker 2: I understand how it works.
Speaker 3: I just attitude problem, bitch?
Speaker 2: Yes what allburn minus the nine and a half against
Speaker 2: Michigan Tennessee minus the four and a half against Kentucky
Speaker 2: and Michigan State minus the three and a half against Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Boo. This is a new low for you, Larry, when
Speaker 1: you bitch about the line moving even though you're getting
Speaker 1: an extra point you you found a reason to.
Speaker 2: Complain, bitch, And I was just like talking to myself like, wow,
Speaker 2: I don't like when the line moves against me like that.
Speaker 4: I agree, Lair, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: And then you came from me, Larry for no guy,
Speaker 3: why do you do that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I want to change that? Diego Pobio work to just Dylan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry, take that back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not the one who got bankrupted on Australian
Speaker 3: horses last weekend.
Speaker 4: I got smoked.
Speaker 1: All right, what else do you have? Larry?
Speaker 2: All right, now this I'm just gonna put out for
Speaker 2: the people. I'm gonna bet against the White Sox and
Speaker 2: the under in the White Sox game, at least for
Speaker 2: the first twenty five games of the season. I was
Speaker 2: doing at the end of last year, the unders on
Speaker 2: the White Sox and they don't score, they're gonna they're
Speaker 2: gonna lose to Day four to two or four to one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So give me the Angels against the White Sox. I
Speaker 2: guess I'm laying one and a half or something, not
Speaker 2: one and a half runs and one fifty five, thank
Speaker 2: you say? And then I want the under in that
Speaker 2: White Sox game. I don't know what it is, probably
Speaker 2: somewhere around half.
Speaker 3: Larry Larry's seven and a half.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Now, these half points hurt by the way half run.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna do that not on the
Speaker 2: show for the next twenty five games, but I'm personally
Speaker 2: doing that just to let you guys, well.
Speaker 1: We're still gonna keep track of it on the show.
Speaker 1: You're saying it on the show, so it's on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh so I can bet it all. You know
Speaker 2: what else I want in? I want to Mets the
Speaker 2: first fifteen games because they're going to go and five
Speaker 2: at worst.
Speaker 3: We're doing this again. Remember last time, you bet the
Speaker 3: Mets every single game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they traded.
Speaker 2: Sure, they tade their two starting pitchers, and if you
Speaker 2: look at those numbers, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. We are two starting pitchers
Speaker 1: who'd barely pick this shit and they're fifty years of age. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not going to do that. We're not revisiting that
Speaker 1: bad day for comedies. All right, So you're you're betting
Speaker 1: that's that's going to be the first twenty five games
Speaker 1: for the White Sox, first fifteen games for the Mets.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 1: Right, if you say it on the show, then it's
Speaker 1: on the show, Larry, Okay.
Speaker 2: That's fine. You guys can count. I'm gonna be up
Speaker 2: by so many units by then it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1: Okay, then what then I'm just telling them, why are
Speaker 1: you complaint?
Speaker 2: I'm not complaining, Dan, I'm just saying, like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to hear Shay's horse picks. You know, every three days.
Speaker 1: You got Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What bet the unders and bet against the White Sox.
Speaker 2: If you don't talk to me every day.
Speaker 1: Why did nobody's talking to you every day?
Speaker 3: He goes to lunch with you one time, Dan, all
Speaker 3: of a sudden he thinks he's too big for his breitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, no, why why are you I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on here. I seriously, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're doing there.
Speaker 2: I want I want Shan Ray to jump on and
Speaker 2: Dylan to jump on this with me. Bet against the
Speaker 2: White Sox the start of the season, and bet on
Speaker 2: the start.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, you're betting on this on the show.
Speaker 1: It's going to count on the show.
Speaker 2: That's all perfect, perfect.
Speaker 3: So every you're taking money line, money line of every
Speaker 3: opponent of the White Sox, and you're taking the Mets
Speaker 3: money line every game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the season, the first fifteen fifty five with the
Speaker 1: White Kah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good god, sorry, I know that's a little
Speaker 2: bit of hard to calculate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks, but it's.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Uh shay, go ahead, please fine.
Speaker 4: We got basketball the Hernandez laying six and a half
Speaker 4: against the crab Cakes Old Miss plus three and a
Speaker 4: half against Michigan State.
Speaker 1: I'll say that.
Speaker 4: And then Tennessee the Volunteers laying four and a half
Speaker 4: against the third brash crunk Lane eight and a half
Speaker 4: is eight and a half now, shit fire eight and
Speaker 4: a half against the engineers. And then I got that
Speaker 4: under two one thirty two.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: We're doing futures right now.
Speaker 3: I just thought you might want to go over them.
Speaker 4: Since it opening day again, it is a bad day
Speaker 4: for comedies. It's opening day in America. Thank goodness for
Speaker 4: capitalism and democracy. I got a bunch of MLB futures.
Speaker 1: Are you on that text on the signal chat? Yes, no,
Speaker 1: you're not, okay, but I was curious, did you see.
Speaker 4: That, Mike Waltz. Venmo was public until today, and Venmo
Speaker 4: imports all your contact lists, and they were all kinds
Speaker 4: of journalists on that list. I think Mike Waltz might.
Speaker 1: Be in trouble.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think he's been leaking big time, just
Speaker 4: some lefty journals, but getting paid, No, not getting paid,
Speaker 4: imports your contacts just like so it's not there's nothing money, okay,
Speaker 4: but like he has all these Jeffrey Goldberg and all
Speaker 4: these lefty journalists in his contact But why do you
Speaker 4: have them? What are you doing? You're talking to him,
Speaker 4: chatting with him. What are you doing in.
Speaker 1: That normal that you're talking to journalists reporters only if
Speaker 1: you're a leaker.
Speaker 4: I think he's in trouble in trump Land, Danny, What.
Speaker 1: Don't you think Trump talks to everybody from Fox and
Speaker 1: calls them all the time.
Speaker 4: Trump is a president if he thinks one of his
Speaker 4: subordinates he was president, of course he talks to everybody else. Yes,
Speaker 4: was he a leaker?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: With National Inquirer, I think he was okay, But we're
Speaker 1: losing sight of the guy who leaked war information.
Speaker 4: Oh I can't believe it. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: And then the guy who got the information is now
Speaker 1: is being blamed for like releasing the no for vot
Speaker 1: for donating to Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 4: How do you leave the chat? If you're a journalist
Speaker 4: and you're in a signal chat where they're discussing war plans,
Speaker 4: how do you exit the chat?
Speaker 3: You just be like, they'll kick me out right right?
Speaker 1: How do you leave that? Like morally, it's your job?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is kind of funny. You're just like, get
Speaker 3: a text message, We're gonna fucking blow up, yeh.
Speaker 4: And you're like, if somebody added you to a group
Speaker 4: chat about some NFL trade or some shit, would you
Speaker 4: just say, hey, guys, wrong dude, No, you would just
Speaker 4: stay right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I didn't, you know, break into this,
Speaker 1: like you contacted me here.
Speaker 3: I'm in chats from years ago that I would have laughed,
Speaker 3: and I'm just too lazy to.
Speaker 4: I don't understand how you're a reporter and you just say.
Speaker 1: Okay, I quit. Anything else you want to add here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey Goldberg's a coward Baseball Rangers laying a hundred
Speaker 4: bringainst the bow socks and I got the Comedi's laying
Speaker 4: one fifteen against the Heroin Eagles, Cubs plus one ten
Speaker 4: against the Diamondbacks and again litose Doyers and he grays
Speaker 4: over six and a half. I mean, first off, Schooble, Okay, fine,
Speaker 4: he's pretty good. Okay, fine, Blake Snell he ate over
Speaker 4: six and a half. Hit that with the mortgage kids.
Speaker 4: Schoobl's pretty good. Oka, he's great?
Speaker 1: Yeah left too, Yeah, yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: I mean Blake Snell's era last year was three point
Speaker 3: one over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he only pitches five inns exactly, so he
Speaker 1: gives up three runs in five innings, one point one.
Speaker 4: I'm alright, okay over Dylan?
Speaker 3: All right, Dan? I got Alabama minus the five and
Speaker 3: a half against BYU sacrilegious. Sorry shay uh. Maryland money
Speaker 3: line against the Gators, wow, twenty five?
Speaker 4: Why would you do that when you have them in
Speaker 4: the final four? Bet?
Speaker 3: Because I just like, I'm a double down.
Speaker 4: What's the point? It's a way better payoff if they whatever?
Speaker 3: Because I think they're going to win the game.
Speaker 1: Well, he's not controlling anything, he's just betting on it.
Speaker 1: So it's not no, of course, I'm just saying, what's
Speaker 1: I mean juice.
Speaker 3: Way to hedge it. I mean, I just win the
Speaker 3: bet on the game, and then then.
Speaker 1: Why are you asking for log I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: What's your logic? Why why not do that?
Speaker 4: Because you've already got him in a huge parlay. The
Speaker 4: other three are probably going to hit Maryicans immediately. Flawed logic.
Speaker 4: The other three are probably going to head.
Speaker 1: Well, they're all favorites.
Speaker 3: No they're not. Yeah they are Michigan State.
Speaker 4: Oh it was Michigan State in there. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 4: Houston was in there.
Speaker 3: No or no, it's Houston, Houston. We're talking about Houston, Bama, Maryland,
Speaker 3: you have Michigan, Houston.
Speaker 1: You don't even know who you have.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, forget it. Alabama, Michigan just got fast
Speaker 4: forward click a fast forward ten second.
Speaker 1: I am I am going to blame this on Larry.
Speaker 1: Larry start. I'm agreed, attention, everybody's in a good mood.
Speaker 1: And then Larry started it.
Speaker 2: That's fine, you can blame it.
Speaker 3: I'm dan we are.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to write down the rest of Dylan's ficks.
Speaker 3: Okay, go Larry, you've fucking asshole, all right. It's like
Speaker 3: a Maryland money line. Texas Tech minus five and a
Speaker 3: half against calib Perry, friend.
Speaker 1: Of the show, of the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he brought his jacket.
Speaker 1: He wants to go to Maine.
Speaker 3: He did, Dan, he wants to go to Maine. Shane
Speaker 3: might mysteriously, you don't invite anybody.
Speaker 1: Dan.
Speaker 3: What if she's like, Hey, I'm in Maine with Calipari,
Speaker 3: can we come up to the house?
Speaker 1: I would say yes.
Speaker 4: Do you think he wore that jacket on purpose to
Speaker 4: troll Rick Patino?
Speaker 1: I I wouldn't put it past him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because that's the same exact pattern. It's an
Speaker 4: ugly allegedly that was on the table of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's an Italian Wow.
Speaker 3: Damn every pizza place.
Speaker 1: I have a premature Yes, okay, go Dylan, damn other things.
Speaker 3: Texas backs five and afganst Arkansas, Michigan State minus three
Speaker 3: and half against Ole Miss Shade. Tell me why I
Speaker 3: shouldn't bet that one either, because I have Michigan State
Speaker 3: in the four, Michigan at plus nine a half against Auburn.
Speaker 3: I actually think Michigan might win the game out right.
Speaker 3: Purdue plus eight and a half against Houston and then obviously,
Speaker 3: oh no, and I have separate bets Maryland to reach
Speaker 3: the final final plus fifteen hundred and Michigan State to
Speaker 3: reach the final plus eight fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go anything else.
Speaker 3: Playing battleship Dan MLB parlay today, Brewers money line against
Speaker 3: the Yankees, Met's money line against the Astros, and Paul
Speaker 3: Skan's under six and a half strike.
Speaker 1: Of the ship plus ninety.
Speaker 3: Less than forty also taken Marlins with Sandy a Contra
Speaker 3: on the bump against the Pirates straight up one and
Speaker 3: Tigers straight up against the Dyers plus thirty.
Speaker 1: Chay's been on the bump before.
Speaker 3: Right, Yes, sir, more of the lines man, Yeah, more relignes.
Speaker 1: But you were were you starting pitcher or closing?
Speaker 4: More of a Gator tail enthusiast. I am not afraid
Speaker 4: of massive.
Speaker 3: He's a he's a middle reliever. They bring him to
Speaker 3: clean up the mess.
Speaker 1: A lot of mess. Is there anything else that you
Speaker 1: have doing? Yes?
Speaker 3: Dan? A couple futures the Chicago White Sox over fifty
Speaker 3: three and a half, the longest.
Speaker 1: The longest. Yeah, I mean I gotta go take a nap.
Speaker 3: Okay continue White Talk's over fifty three and a half.
Speaker 3: Wins A's over seventy one and a half wins and
Speaker 3: my annual donation to the Sportsbooks Mets to win the
Speaker 3: World Series plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 1: Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast? Uh bad, Larry,
Speaker 1: thank you for your whatever contributions you made. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go day drink now, and I don't usually
Speaker 2: day drink.
Speaker 1: Good bay, Larry, You're not day you don't have one?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm going to go start it up
Speaker 2: right now, I think. No, No, just Tuesday, Wednesday, got it.
Speaker 2: It's my Saturday right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, yeah, okay, all right. So uh for Dylan
Speaker 1: and Ray the producer Marvin who has to put up
Speaker 1: with all this while running all the technical stuff here nearest,
Speaker 1: truly have yourself a great sweet sixteen.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll talk to you again next week.