1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 3 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: to have a scapegoat. And now joined by bad Larry 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends. 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick. 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 2: Hey, Larry, Hey, guys, was up. 10 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: Hey drinking buddy Larry? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Dan. 11 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 2: I didn't get out of downtown Portland till nine o'clock 12 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 2: that night. Okay, my wife and son they texted me 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 2: back right after I sholdem I was meeting you there. They 14 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 2: texted me back, should we meet you? And I obviously 15 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: didn't see that for another hour till after I got 16 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 2: in my car. I said no, Dan just left, but 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 2: uh well, he said they wanted to get some meet 18 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 2: So we went to some ti food place pretty close 19 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 2: to it. I don't remember the name. Four letters like N. 20 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 3: Larry Hi, it's fire. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'm in I'm in Maine and Larry goes, hey, 22 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: what are you doing tomorrow? And I said I don't 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: think I'm I have anything next, I don't hear from Larry, 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, I drive to Portland, Maine, 25 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: and I'm going down there with my wife and one 26 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: of my daughters, and Larry goes, hey, I'm headed up 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: to your place, and I go, wait, I'm not there. 28 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: First of all, we didn't agree that you were coming 29 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: up to my place, and I said, well, why don't 30 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: you meet us at this restaurant. I didn't want to 31 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: spend the whole afternoon drinking with Larry. 32 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 4: Why not? 33 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: I just I don't. I didn't want to do you 34 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: know what to do without let me I know you did. 35 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: Let me rephrase it. I don't want to drink an afternoon. 36 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 3: With anybody of a night owl. 37 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: I don't enjoy the drink. Day drinking and then you 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: take a nap and then you wake up and then 39 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I feel terrible. 40 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: You can't get a snap. 41 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, so you're more like a night drinker, 42 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 4: like you won't no during the day. 43 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: I had three beers when I was at lunch with Larry. 44 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,119 Speaker 4: That's it. 45 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, But if we stayed I would have had six beers. 46 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 4: And then when was the last time you had lunch 47 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 4: to happy hour? 48 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 3: I don't know, like the four hour. 49 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: No, that's not any fun. 50 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 4: But the staff turnover. 51 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, when they do the check drop and they're like, 52 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 3: we're changing service. 53 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm staying here. 54 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: I just don't I'm good at it, but I don't 55 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: want to be good at day drinking. 56 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 4: That's fair, I think. 57 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 3: I just it's the best that. 58 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, this time of year. It is a bit of 59 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 4: an American tradition. 60 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: Okay, like if we started drinking right now, yeah, and 61 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 1: then you know it doesn't stop. 62 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 4: No, it doesn't. But the way you do it is 63 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 4: you use American ingenuity. So you start drinking now at 64 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 4: at four pm, you start doing some extracurriculars. 65 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 1: No, no, I'll get you back up. No, read the Bible, 66 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: yeah exactly, that's. 67 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 4: What you do. 68 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: A couple of prayers. Yeah, and you're good, but bad 69 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,679 Speaker 1: Larry and I it was nice to see Larry, and uh, 70 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: you know, we we just get right back to what 71 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: we normally do. We just sit there and chat and 72 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: sip some beers. 73 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 4: I've been to Main with you. Yeah. 74 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: Uh well, bad Larry was already there. I didn't invite 75 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: him to Maine. 76 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 4: I might vacation. 77 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, why did do that? And then say, hey, I'm 78 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: coming up you know the day of I can do that. Hey, 79 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: I might not be there. But Larry reached out. He's like, 80 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: all right, I'm coming up, and he was he had 81 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: like a I don't know, thirty pack of Budweiser. Is 82 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: that what you have he was bringing butt wise, Yes 83 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: he must. I'm pretty good. They don't sell Budweiser where 84 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: I'm Yeah, bring your own Budweiser. 85 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 3: Bring you send us a picture though, you guys look nice? 86 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 4: Yes, we did. 87 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. My wife took the picture and uh, she said, 88 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: you want me to take another. I go, that's not 89 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: getting any better. Trust me. That's as good as yeah. 90 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: But bad Larry uh looked, you know, looked healthy. 91 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 2: Is damn. Let's say you said you were doing nothing 92 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 2: the next day and now it's not like I was 93 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 2: totally afraid. I have my grandkids and I had to 94 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 2: like trying to find some time to see you. So 95 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 2: I figured you'd be watching the Saint John's game, That's why. 96 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 2: So I was actually in the gas station and I 97 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 2: just figured I just text let Dan know I'm coming, 98 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 2: you know, on my way to your house and I. 99 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,239 Speaker 1: Know, but you you should tell me that you're thinking 100 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: of doing that, not I'm on my way that it 101 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: seems like you're inviting yourself. 102 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 2: No, that was giving you an hour, you know, because I. 103 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: Don't know I needed I needed an out. 104 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 3: You you can't get to Canada at an hour from. 105 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: There at an all right? Uh? But yeah, bad Larry 106 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: was on the road. By the way, Larry won one 107 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: unit last week, so he's got plus five Shay one 108 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: one and a half or two and a half, two 109 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: and a half. 110 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 3: You can skip this. 111 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: Dylan lost seven units. He's now minus twenty one. 112 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 3: Jesus age, I don't have nothing said. 113 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 4: I don't know if I can keep you on the show. 114 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 3: Well, you need like a gambling heelone. 115 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 4: I mean, if somebody is fading Dylan right now, yes, 116 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 4: they're up twenty one, but this is when somebody's going 117 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 4: to fade him. 118 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: Now you say that, now they're going to fade him, 119 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 1: and now they're gonna get pissed. 120 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 3: It this weekend. But Toche, your minus two and a 121 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 3: half looks stellar compared to that. 122 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 4: Feel great, look great. It's a bad day for comedies. 123 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 4: It's opening day of baseball. It's time for me to 124 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 4: get back on that horse of America and run. 125 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: How was uh football? Big East Football? 126 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Danny, it's pretty awesome. 127 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 4: First off, the cleanest porta potties I've ever seen in 128 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 4: my life. 129 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 1: And where'd you go? Where in West Haven? 130 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 4: Okay? Literal Italy essentially Okay Texas roadhouse. Yeah, I mean 131 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 4: Italian to Wasp is like sixty to one. But you 132 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 4: get nervous about that. Yeah, But to be fair, they 133 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 4: had a lot of extracurriculars. They let Dylan and Ray 134 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,280 Speaker 4: bring in their own booze to the game. Ye I 135 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:20,239 Speaker 4: was smoking cigarettes pretty much everywhere in the stands. Okay. 136 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 3: We walked up to the thing and there's like a 137 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 3: lady checking tickets. They were selling tickets to this and 138 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 3: we're like, she's like, where's Mason. And then we're like, 139 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 3: we're covering the game. She's like, just go in. I 140 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 3: don't really care. 141 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 4: They had a bag of booze and she was like, yeah, 142 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 4: go ahead. 143 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 3: We walked by. One of the players was like, shit, 144 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 3: I should have brought some. 145 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: It was awesome. Guy. 146 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 3: One of the guys was smoking a jay in the 147 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 3: parking lot with his pads and stuff on. I think 148 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 3: he was playing the next game. I think it was 149 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 3: a quarterback. 150 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: Actually, yes, Ray, that's what I was gonna say. That 151 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: somebody was stoned, Okay, ripped. Okay, it was awesome. 152 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 4: I love this. 153 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: Signed to ask for a hit? No, not me. 154 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 4: No, I'm not a teenager anymore. 155 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,599 Speaker 1: You're not listen. 156 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 4: Since they legalize marijuana, I have become anti marijuana. Does 157 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 4: that make sense? 158 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 3: The culture is pretty lame. 159 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 4: The culture's lame. I am sick and tired of walking 160 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 4: around in New York City. Oh that is true. I'm 161 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 4: sick of it. I am freaking sick of it. Call 162 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 4: me a boomer or whatever you want to do. I 163 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 4: don't want to walk out of Grand Central and just 164 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,440 Speaker 4: smell your skunk weed bullshit. Okay, would you rather have 165 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 4: that or urine? Well, if it's one of the two, 166 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 4: I'm going to take the urine. Yeah. 167 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, because you want to smoke the or smell 168 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: the urine, I'd. 169 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 4: Rather smell the urine in the Grand Central bathroom than 170 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 4: I would like. Okay, yeah, walking down Washington Park. 171 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 3: That's like a New York staple too. 172 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 4: It was a mistake, and I think, honestly, I think 173 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 4: legalizing gambling and legalizing marijuana was a big mistake. I 174 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 4: think that these kids. Did you know they can use 175 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 4: credit cards on these websites dam in different states? 176 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, certain states you can. 177 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 4: Use a credit card. 178 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: Oh, I know this is going to be We won't 179 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: feel this until another seven to ten years. 180 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 4: You should have to find a bookie. You should have 181 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 4: to meet an Italian fella and he'll give you a 182 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 4: thousand dollars card. No, no, no, seriously, because you can go 183 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 4: to a MasterCard and get a five thousand dollars limit. 184 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 4: Nobody gives a ship, but no book He's given a 185 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 4: nineteen year old kid a five thousand dollars limits. 186 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: No, hell no, Larry, when you when your son Johnny 187 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: P started gambling. 188 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 2: He gambled on one on my accounts, there you go, 189 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 2: but but not with a bookie, one that I funded 190 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,319 Speaker 2: with money, and I don't know. About three years ago, 191 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 2: my wife questioned why I had like three gambling accounts, 192 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 2: and I said, I don't know. I just get better 193 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,319 Speaker 2: lines and she goes get rid of two of them. 194 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 2: I hope the show I gave them the Johnny. I 195 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,960 Speaker 2: haven't gone on those or funded them in three years 196 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 2: Johnny uses them, now, okay, and I just and I 197 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 2: just used my you know the one the Italian guy 198 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:56,559 Speaker 2: met fucking. 199 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: Stick exactly exactly same, God. 200 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 2: Right, and you know we have our own arrangement. 201 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: So right, that's how it should be. 202 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 2: I agree with. I wasn't even aware that you could 203 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 2: go online with a credit card credit or. 204 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,439 Speaker 1: That blows my mind. A thirty percent interest, twenty nine 205 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: point interest. 206 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 2: I'm not sure you can do that in Jersey. 207 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 3: Well there's also like that will death. 208 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,719 Speaker 2: I don't mind kids gambling. If they have to put 209 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 2: their one hundred dollars agreed, yeah, agreed, then they then 210 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 2: they have to wait till that game ends, and exactly 211 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 2: so they can bet the next game. If you're stealing 212 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 2: your dav's credit card and you know, putting twenty grand 213 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 2: into a gambling account, it is crazy. They can't allow that. 214 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,439 Speaker 1: No, No, this is it's bad. It's bad, bad spad. 215 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 3: And they have like the online. 216 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 4: Caste legalized cocaine like and heroin. I'm serious, yeah, I'm 217 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 4: dead serious. 218 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 3: Well why not from a regulatory standpoint. 219 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 4: You got people ode in, you got people getting bad ship, 220 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 4: there's fentanyl everywhere. If you got a government regulated cocaine 221 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 4: and heroin distribution network. First off, it would kill the 222 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,079 Speaker 4: cartel business. Second off, we would have a whole a 223 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 4: lot less overdoses. And we're already on the marijuana train. 224 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? 225 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 3: But they mean more or less annoying than the weeds. 226 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 3: What would what would like a cocaine dispensary look like 227 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 3: because normally the weed stores like Shangri Line. 228 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 4: No, this would be like hardcore FDA approved cocaine. 229 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 3: You take it to the police station exactly. 230 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,280 Speaker 1: Didn't they used to give cocaine. 231 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 4: They had liquid cocaine. 232 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was like original, Like dot, I was born. 233 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 4: In the wrong decade. 234 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: Tell you what. You would not be alive with. 235 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 3: Sh Shane in the eighties at like twenty two years. 236 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 4: Like the eighteen eighties. Morph you know. I had liquid 237 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,600 Speaker 4: purkoset one time, Danny, Oh. 238 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 3: My god, that's like Tussin X. 239 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 4: No. Somebody had a back surgery. I won't name them, 240 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 4: but I knew them and they didn't want to get 241 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,640 Speaker 4: du dude, so they gave me. They gave me their 242 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 4: liquid purcoset. Lord have mercy. It was like Lean times 243 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 4: ten Marvin. It was crazy. 244 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: Wow, mark what. I've never partaken in lean, but. 245 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 3: It's really expensive. 246 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:05,839 Speaker 1: That's a shame. 247 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,239 Speaker 4: Hydro pro metazine, it's amazing. 248 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,880 Speaker 3: I remember in college there would always be like a 249 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 3: couple of kids who anytime someone would be like, oh 250 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 3: someone like tore the a cl or like broke, I 251 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,839 Speaker 3: gott be like, hey, I heard you had a shoulder surgery. 252 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 3: How you doing? By the way, you can eat all 253 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 3: those pills yet or what? 254 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 4: Yeah? 255 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: Hey, really sorry to hear about your surgery. You're gonna 256 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: eat all those percosets. 257 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,359 Speaker 3: Also, I stole your Potter. 258 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: Really liquid liquid purpose. 259 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 4: Oh man, I mix it with the quila. Danny Daddy 260 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,760 Speaker 4: went to another dimension. 261 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 3: At the Texas Margarito. 262 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: That was That was on. 263 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 4: Our anniversary night. That was on our anniversary night. We 264 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:47,960 Speaker 4: went to a really nice French restaurant in Ridgefield. I'm 265 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 4: sure you can think of it. 266 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,559 Speaker 3: I know it's one yeah, And in. 267 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 4: The middle of dinner, I started crying. I have no 268 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,720 Speaker 4: idea why, I'm so out of my mind, like I 269 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,520 Speaker 4: was in a fifth dims. 270 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,079 Speaker 3: It's very French of you. 271 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,720 Speaker 4: It was liquid percoset in tequila like all day, like 272 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 4: from noon till seven. And it was our anniversary night, 273 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 4: and I was like, does your. 274 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,719 Speaker 1: Wife know you're doing this? Yeah? 275 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, she didn't know about the look a percocet. 276 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 4: She knows later, like later I told her, oh. 277 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how are you hiding liquid percoset in tequila dating? 278 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 4: I'm a pro. 279 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 3: I don't know. If you started crying, yeah, from. 280 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 1: That, you're you really hide it? Well yeah yeah. 281 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 4: Besides the tears in public, I was doing great. 282 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, poor thing, your state frets are ruined. 283 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,040 Speaker 4: That was like our ten year anniversary. 284 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: What do you But how do you get to that 285 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,959 Speaker 1: point where you're going, I'm gonna do liquid percoset tequila 286 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 1: on our anniversary. Oh that's easy. 287 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 4: Somebody comes up to you and says, hey, I have 288 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 4: liquid percocet, and it happens to be your universary, so 289 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 4: you drink. 290 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 3: The timing couldn't have been working. 291 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,959 Speaker 4: You have the tequila already on your desk, and you're like, well, 292 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 4: mixed two together. It was great. I was floating. 293 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,199 Speaker 3: You're a romantic. 294 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 4: Thank you, Dylan. 295 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 1: That's the Airton song, right, tears in public? Don't bring 296 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: that guy, Okay, say cocaine. Dylan's final four bet of 297 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: Alabama Michigan State Houston, Maryland is still alive at plus 298 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: forty seven Maryland. 299 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 3: Actually that's one of those ones where I'm like, this 300 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 3: has no shot of hitting, but it's like. 301 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 4: Hey, I like it in Maryland. 302 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 1: Travel and uh Shade talked a good game with betting 303 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: on horses. He wanted to have us acknowledge his greatness. 304 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,560 Speaker 1: And then what do you do? 305 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 4: I lost every bet I made, no bullshit, eight races 306 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 4: in a row, every single bet, trifecta, one place, show, 307 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 4: super fecta exactly. It didn't matter, lost every single bet. 308 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 4: I got smoked. 309 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,319 Speaker 1: Okay, So we're not going to acknowledge your sports betting 310 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: horse me, not anymore. 311 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 4: No, Okay, I. 312 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 3: Got yeah horse Umber six at Aqueduct. It's a lock. 313 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 4: No, Keyno has been killing me too. Keino has been 314 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 4: murdering me. 315 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,679 Speaker 1: Let's see, so bat Larry h Yeah, it kind of 316 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: hit or miss, but you know you you survived. You 317 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 1: you missed on the Black Panthers minus four. 318 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 2: And a half Panthers. He talked me into that that 319 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 2: the Black Panthers killed me. 320 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 1: What was the final score of Brooklyn versus the Black Panthers, Well, it. 321 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 3: Was zero zero at halftime. 322 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: That's true. 323 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 4: The under is pretty good in that league. 324 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 3: We've we've kind of we've kind of got the inside track. 325 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,000 Speaker 3: Then it's just take the under and every single game. 326 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 1: Okay, uh shae you uh golf. 327 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 4: My top twenties came in pretty clean. Lucas Glover and 328 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 4: Corey Connor. By the way, the one time I don't 329 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,120 Speaker 4: bet freaking Auburg, Yeah, the two times I don't bet 330 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 4: him to win, he's won. 331 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 3: Yes, Ray, Is he becoming Diego Pavilla of golf? 332 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: Are we handing out the Diego Award? 333 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 3: It's lying dormant? 334 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 1: Should we hand out the Diego Pavia Award to Shay 335 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: because that's as close as we get to a horse there. 336 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 3: That's actually I like that, like the award is and 337 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 3: only certain areas though. 338 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 4: This is look like a quarter horse. This is what 339 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 4: I lost all my money on sprints. 340 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 3: When it's two in the morning, you're betting on Australian 341 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 3: races and you just slam your laptop shut. 342 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 4: Three am betting Australian turf. There's twenty horses in the field. 343 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 4: I'm missing all of them. It's bad. Where's your wife 344 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 4: sleeping with a face mask? Going through we you can 345 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:27,200 Speaker 4: still hear you. Oh no, no, I got the phones Danny's bluetooth. Okay, 346 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 4: So here's me grunting and screaming, pillow over my face. 347 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 3: That's just a sleep app Yeah. 348 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 4: It's bad. 349 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 1: Let's see Dylan. You want to go. There's a lot 350 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,920 Speaker 1: of blood on this page. Prefer a blood of blood? Okay? 351 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: You still? Okay? That leads us to bets this week. 352 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 1: Bad Larry is the clubhouse leader, my good drinking buddy, Larry, 353 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: you go first, all right? 354 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 2: I went. I bet every basketball game. I don't usually 355 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,120 Speaker 2: do this, but there's only eight of them. So I 356 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 2: took Duke minus the nine and a half against Arizona, 357 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,600 Speaker 2: Texas Tech minus the five and a half against Arkansas 358 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 2: b Why you plus the five and a half against 359 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,280 Speaker 2: Alabama and Florida LA. And the six and a half 360 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 2: against Maryland. They're all tonight, Okay, then tomorrow for Due 361 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 2: plus the seven and a half against Houston and a 362 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 2: half Auburn eight and a half. I don't like that 363 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 2: line movement like that. 364 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,400 Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're not doing that. Don't do that. 365 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,600 Speaker 2: You understand why. I don't like the movie? 366 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, money, money, money, But you're you complain when you say, oh, 367 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 1: here's the betting line, and then I tell you it's 368 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: a different point differential. 369 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 2: I was kind of talking to myself, sorry, Dan, I 370 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,360 Speaker 2: mean I don't like when a line moves like that 371 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 2: in my favor, okay, And I put these in the 372 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 2: last you know this morning? 373 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 4: All right? 374 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 2: All right? For du plus eight and a half against 375 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 2: Houston Auburn minus the eight and a half against Michigan. 376 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 1: Nine and a half? 377 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 2: Was that Gill say nine and a half? 378 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 1: Right? 379 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,600 Speaker 2: Right? That was right? So that's nine and a half? Alls? Okay, 380 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,160 Speaker 2: Well that's fine. 381 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 3: Would you have not believe me, Larry if I said 382 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 3: it right? 383 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,880 Speaker 2: I just busting my chops? How did not I did 384 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 2: use this morning? How are these lines moving? A point? 385 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 1: You moved? You moved them. 386 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 3: The games are today and tomorrow, the bets are coming in. 387 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 2: I understand how it works. 388 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:21,880 Speaker 3: I just attitude problem, bitch? 389 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 2: Yes what allburn minus the nine and a half against 390 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:29,440 Speaker 2: Michigan Tennessee minus the four and a half against Kentucky 391 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 2: and Michigan State minus the three and a half against Mississippi. 392 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,920 Speaker 1: Boo. This is a new low for you, Larry, when 393 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,600 Speaker 1: you bitch about the line moving even though you're getting 394 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,199 Speaker 1: an extra point you you found a reason to. 395 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 2: Complain, bitch, And I was just like talking to myself like, wow, 396 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,639 Speaker 2: I don't like when the line moves against me like that. 397 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,800 Speaker 4: I agree, Lair, I'm with you. 398 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 3: And then you came from me, Larry for no guy, 399 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 3: why do you do that? 400 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,120 Speaker 1: What do you mean? 401 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 2: I want to change that? Diego Pobio work to just Dylan. 402 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry, take that back. 403 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:05,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not the one who got bankrupted on Australian 404 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 3: horses last weekend. 405 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,160 Speaker 4: I got smoked. 406 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,679 Speaker 1: All right, what else do you have? Larry? 407 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 2: All right, now this I'm just gonna put out for 408 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 2: the people. I'm gonna bet against the White Sox and 409 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,119 Speaker 2: the under in the White Sox game, at least for 410 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,879 Speaker 2: the first twenty five games of the season. I was 411 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,719 Speaker 2: doing at the end of last year, the unders on 412 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,640 Speaker 2: the White Sox and they don't score, they're gonna they're 413 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 2: gonna lose to Day four to two or four to one. Yeah, 414 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,200 Speaker 2: So give me the Angels against the White Sox. I 415 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 2: guess I'm laying one and a half or something, not 416 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 2: one and a half runs and one fifty five, thank 417 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,159 Speaker 2: you say? And then I want the under in that 418 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 2: White Sox game. I don't know what it is, probably 419 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,240 Speaker 2: somewhere around half. 420 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 3: Larry Larry's seven and a half. 421 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:46,439 Speaker 4: Thank you. 422 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 2: Now, these half points hurt by the way half run. 423 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,159 Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna do that not on the 424 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 2: show for the next twenty five games, but I'm personally 425 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,439 Speaker 2: doing that just to let you guys, well. 426 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: We're still gonna keep track of it on the show. 427 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 1: You're saying it on the show, so it's on the show. 428 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh so I can bet it all. You know 429 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 2: what else I want in? I want to Mets the 430 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 2: first fifteen games because they're going to go and five 431 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 2: at worst. 432 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,639 Speaker 3: We're doing this again. Remember last time, you bet the 433 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 3: Mets every single game. 434 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they traded. 435 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,119 Speaker 2: Sure, they tade their two starting pitchers, and if you 436 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 2: look at those numbers, no. 437 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. We are two starting pitchers 438 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: who'd barely pick this shit and they're fifty years of age. Okay, 439 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 1: we're not going to do that. We're not revisiting that 440 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,639 Speaker 1: bad day for comedies. All right, So you're you're betting 441 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: that's that's going to be the first twenty five games 442 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: for the White Sox, first fifteen games for the Mets. 443 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:39,679 Speaker 4: Good luck. 444 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 1: Right, if you say it on the show, then it's 445 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: on the show, Larry, Okay. 446 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,639 Speaker 2: That's fine. You guys can count. I'm gonna be up 447 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,640 Speaker 2: by so many units by then it doesn't even matter. 448 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: Okay, then what then I'm just telling them, why are 449 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 1: you complaint? 450 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 2: I'm not complaining, Dan, I'm just saying, like, I don't 451 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,200 Speaker 2: want to hear Shay's horse picks. You know, every three days. 452 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 1: You got Wow, I don't know. 453 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 2: What bet the unders and bet against the White Sox. 454 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 2: If you don't talk to me every day. 455 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 1: Why did nobody's talking to you every day? 456 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,439 Speaker 3: He goes to lunch with you one time, Dan, all 457 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 3: of a sudden he thinks he's too big for his breitches. 458 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, no, why why are you I 459 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 1: don't know what's going on here. I seriously, I don't 460 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 1: know what you're doing there. 461 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 2: I want I want Shan Ray to jump on and 462 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 2: Dylan to jump on this with me. Bet against the 463 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,919 Speaker 2: White Sox the start of the season, and bet on 464 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 2: the start. 465 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,159 Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, you're betting on this on the show. 466 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: It's going to count on the show. 467 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,760 Speaker 2: That's all perfect, perfect. 468 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 3: So every you're taking money line, money line of every 469 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,639 Speaker 3: opponent of the White Sox, and you're taking the Mets 470 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 3: money line every game. 471 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, the season, the first fifteen fifty five with the 472 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:52,639 Speaker 1: White Kah. 473 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good god, sorry, I know that's a little 474 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 2: bit of hard to calculate. 475 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks, but it's. 476 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Uh shay, go ahead, please fine. 477 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 4: We got basketball the Hernandez laying six and a half 478 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 4: against the crab Cakes Old Miss plus three and a 479 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 4: half against Michigan State. 480 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:14,800 Speaker 1: I'll say that. 481 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 4: And then Tennessee the Volunteers laying four and a half 482 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,399 Speaker 4: against the third brash crunk Lane eight and a half 483 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 4: is eight and a half now, shit fire eight and 484 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,439 Speaker 4: a half against the engineers. And then I got that 485 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 4: under two one thirty two. 486 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:29,680 Speaker 1: I like it. 487 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 4: We're doing futures right now. 488 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 3: I just thought you might want to go over them. 489 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 4: Since it opening day again, it is a bad day 490 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 4: for comedies. It's opening day in America. Thank goodness for 491 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 4: capitalism and democracy. I got a bunch of MLB futures. 492 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: Are you on that text on the signal chat? Yes, no, 493 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,680 Speaker 1: you're not, okay, but I was curious, did you see. 494 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 4: That, Mike Waltz. Venmo was public until today, and Venmo 495 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,160 Speaker 4: imports all your contact lists, and they were all kinds 496 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 4: of journalists on that list. I think Mike Waltz might. 497 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 1: Be in trouble. 498 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think he's been leaking big time, just 499 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:16,680 Speaker 4: some lefty journals, but getting paid, No, not getting paid, 500 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:23,000 Speaker 4: imports your contacts just like so it's not there's nothing money, okay, 501 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 4: but like he has all these Jeffrey Goldberg and all 502 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 4: these lefty journalists in his contact But why do you 503 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 4: have them? What are you doing? You're talking to him, 504 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 4: chatting with him. What are you doing in. 505 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 1: That normal that you're talking to journalists reporters only if 506 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,679 Speaker 1: you're a leaker. 507 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 4: I think he's in trouble in trump Land, Danny, What. 508 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: Don't you think Trump talks to everybody from Fox and 509 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,920 Speaker 1: calls them all the time. 510 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,879 Speaker 4: Trump is a president if he thinks one of his 511 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,160 Speaker 4: subordinates he was president, of course he talks to everybody else. Yes, 512 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,240 Speaker 4: was he a leaker? 513 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 514 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,560 Speaker 1: With National Inquirer, I think he was okay, But we're 515 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 1: losing sight of the guy who leaked war information. 516 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,120 Speaker 4: Oh I can't believe it. It's amazing. 517 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,800 Speaker 1: And then the guy who got the information is now 518 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 1: is being blamed for like releasing the no for vot 519 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: for donating to Hillary Clinton. 520 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 4: How do you leave the chat? If you're a journalist 521 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 4: and you're in a signal chat where they're discussing war plans, 522 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 4: how do you exit the chat? 523 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 3: You just be like, they'll kick me out right right? 524 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,399 Speaker 1: How do you leave that? Like morally, it's your job? 525 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, that is kind of funny. You're just like, get 526 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 3: a text message, We're gonna fucking blow up, yeh. 527 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,640 Speaker 4: And you're like, if somebody added you to a group 528 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,479 Speaker 4: chat about some NFL trade or some shit, would you 529 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 4: just say, hey, guys, wrong dude, No, you would just 530 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:41,879 Speaker 4: stay right. 531 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? What are we talking about? 532 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:44,360 Speaker 3: Yeah? 533 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I didn't, you know, break into this, 534 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: like you contacted me here. 535 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,920 Speaker 3: I'm in chats from years ago that I would have laughed, 536 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 3: and I'm just too lazy to. 537 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,440 Speaker 4: I don't understand how you're a reporter and you just say. 538 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 1: Okay, I quit. Anything else you want to add here? 539 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey Goldberg's a coward Baseball Rangers laying a hundred 540 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,920 Speaker 4: bringainst the bow socks and I got the Comedi's laying 541 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 4: one fifteen against the Heroin Eagles, Cubs plus one ten 542 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,080 Speaker 4: against the Diamondbacks and again litose Doyers and he grays 543 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:20,440 Speaker 4: over six and a half. I mean, first off, Schooble, Okay, fine, 544 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,760 Speaker 4: he's pretty good. Okay, fine, Blake Snell he ate over 545 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,840 Speaker 4: six and a half. Hit that with the mortgage kids. 546 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 4: Schoobl's pretty good. Oka, he's great? 547 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 1: Yeah left too, Yeah, yes, that's right. 548 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 3: I mean Blake Snell's era last year was three point 549 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,359 Speaker 3: one over. 550 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, but he only pitches five inns exactly, so he 551 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 1: gives up three runs in five innings, one point one. 552 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 4: I'm alright, okay over Dylan? 553 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,280 Speaker 3: All right, Dan? I got Alabama minus the five and 554 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 3: a half against BYU sacrilegious. Sorry shay uh. Maryland money 555 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 3: line against the Gators, wow, twenty five? 556 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 4: Why would you do that when you have them in 557 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 4: the final four? Bet? 558 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,680 Speaker 3: Because I just like, I'm a double down. 559 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 4: What's the point? It's a way better payoff if they whatever? 560 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 3: Because I think they're going to win the game. 561 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: Well, he's not controlling anything, he's just betting on it. 562 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,120 Speaker 1: So it's not no, of course, I'm just saying, what's 563 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,679 Speaker 1: I mean juice. 564 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 3: Way to hedge it. I mean, I just win the 565 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 3: bet on the game, and then then. 566 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 1: Why are you asking for log I'm sorry. 567 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,679 Speaker 3: What's your logic? Why why not do that? 568 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,440 Speaker 4: Because you've already got him in a huge parlay. The 569 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,359 Speaker 4: other three are probably going to hit Maryicans immediately. Flawed logic. 570 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 4: The other three are probably going to head. 571 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,040 Speaker 1: Well, they're all favorites. 572 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 3: No they're not. Yeah they are Michigan State. 573 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 4: Oh it was Michigan State in there. Yeah, I thought 574 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,560 Speaker 4: Houston was in there. 575 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:46,000 Speaker 3: No or no, it's Houston, Houston. We're talking about Houston, Bama, Maryland, 576 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,200 Speaker 3: you have Michigan, Houston. 577 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:49,159 Speaker 1: You don't even know who you have. 578 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,240 Speaker 4: Oh my god, forget it. Alabama, Michigan just got fast 579 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 4: forward click a fast forward ten second. 580 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,720 Speaker 1: I am I am going to blame this on Larry. 581 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 1: Larry start. I'm agreed, attention, everybody's in a good mood. 582 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: And then Larry started it. 583 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 2: That's fine, you can blame it. 584 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 3: I'm dan we are. 585 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 2: I'm still trying to write down the rest of Dylan's ficks. 586 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 3: Okay, go Larry, you've fucking asshole, all right. It's like 587 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 3: a Maryland money line. Texas Tech minus five and a 588 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 3: half against calib Perry, friend. 589 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 1: Of the show, of the show. 590 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he brought his jacket. 591 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 1: He wants to go to Maine. 592 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,640 Speaker 3: He did, Dan, he wants to go to Maine. Shane 593 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,720 Speaker 3: might mysteriously, you don't invite anybody. 594 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:36,520 Speaker 1: Dan. 595 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,680 Speaker 3: What if she's like, Hey, I'm in Maine with Calipari, 596 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 3: can we come up to the house? 597 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 1: I would say yes. 598 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,159 Speaker 4: Do you think he wore that jacket on purpose to 599 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,160 Speaker 4: troll Rick Patino? 600 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,840 Speaker 1: I I wouldn't put it past him. 601 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because that's the same exact pattern. It's an 602 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:56,320 Speaker 4: ugly allegedly that was on the table of the restaurant. 603 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 1: No, that's that's an Italian Wow. 604 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,120 Speaker 3: Damn every pizza place. 605 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 1: I have a premature Yes, okay, go Dylan, damn other things. 606 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,239 Speaker 3: Texas backs five and afganst Arkansas, Michigan State minus three 607 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,000 Speaker 3: and half against Ole Miss Shade. Tell me why I 608 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 3: shouldn't bet that one either, because I have Michigan State 609 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,879 Speaker 3: in the four, Michigan at plus nine a half against Auburn. 610 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 3: I actually think Michigan might win the game out right. 611 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,160 Speaker 3: Purdue plus eight and a half against Houston and then obviously, 612 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 3: oh no, and I have separate bets Maryland to reach 613 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,119 Speaker 3: the final final plus fifteen hundred and Michigan State to 614 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 3: reach the final plus eight fifty. 615 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, go anything else. 616 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 3: Playing battleship Dan MLB parlay today, Brewers money line against 617 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 3: the Yankees, Met's money line against the Astros, and Paul 618 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 3: Skan's under six and a half strike. 619 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,680 Speaker 1: Of the ship plus ninety. 620 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 3: Less than forty also taken Marlins with Sandy a Contra 621 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,960 Speaker 3: on the bump against the Pirates straight up one and 622 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 3: Tigers straight up against the Dyers plus thirty. 623 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,040 Speaker 1: Chay's been on the bump before. 624 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 3: Right, Yes, sir, more of the lines man, Yeah, more relignes. 625 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,520 Speaker 1: But you were were you starting pitcher or closing? 626 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 4: More of a Gator tail enthusiast. I am not afraid 627 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 4: of massive. 628 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 3: He's a he's a middle reliever. They bring him to 629 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,359 Speaker 3: clean up the mess. 630 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 1: A lot of mess. Is there anything else that you 631 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: have doing? Yes? 632 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 3: Dan? A couple futures the Chicago White Sox over fifty 633 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 3: three and a half, the longest. 634 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: The longest. Yeah, I mean I gotta go take a nap. 635 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 3: Okay continue White Talk's over fifty three and a half. 636 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,600 Speaker 3: Wins A's over seventy one and a half wins and 637 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 3: my annual donation to the Sportsbooks Mets to win the 638 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 3: World Series plus twelve hundred. 639 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 1: Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast? Uh bad, Larry, 640 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: thank you for your whatever contributions you made. Thank you. 641 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go day drink now, and I don't usually 642 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 2: day drink. 643 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: Good bay, Larry, You're not day you don't have one? 644 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm going to go start it up 645 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 2: right now, I think. No, No, just Tuesday, Wednesday, got it. 646 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 2: It's my Saturday right now? 647 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, yeah, okay, all right. So uh for Dylan 648 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 1: and Ray the producer Marvin who has to put up 649 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,200 Speaker 1: with all this while running all the technical stuff here nearest, 650 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,000 Speaker 1: truly have yourself a great sweet sixteen. 651 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 4: Well, we'll talk to you again next week.