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Speaker 1: how's it going? Hello, all listeners, Welcome to Stradio lab

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Speaker 1: Our Podcast. George, what's up? Can I say something? Ernest?

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Speaker 1: I think yes. I have been dipping my toe back

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Speaker 1: into doing virtual shows recently, and I've done two in

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Speaker 1: is the listeners came out and kept commenting and kept

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Speaker 1: doing inside jokes on the podcast and kept saying Glamour girl, hoodie,

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Speaker 1: who Glamour Girls, And it made me so happy. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I know, you know, I was gonna maybe even do

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Speaker 1: fans because they've really gotten us through so much. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know we're you know you you solicited reviews,

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Speaker 1: I must have thought that was really that was brave

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Speaker 1: the Glamor Girls did come out so well. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: was our one year anniversary last week and so I

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Speaker 1: and the reason I solicited reviews because whenever we do

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Speaker 1: get reviews, which is often, let me say that they

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Speaker 1: are they make us so happy except for that one review,

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Speaker 1: making us happy eventually, just not um after a lot

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Speaker 1: into it in the vaguest possible terms, because now that

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Speaker 1: anonymous review that was arry, you know, I mean, it

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Speaker 1: was insanely pointed and cruel. Like that's fine and I

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Speaker 1: not going to do that. It is oh my God,

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Speaker 1: what happened? I dropped my mic? Sorry, keep going, literally

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Speaker 1: isn't This is not just like oh, this person gave

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Speaker 1: sentence center sentence, George sucks, George sucks, George sucks. And

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Speaker 1: then Sam, You're amazing, and keep up with the great work. Sam,

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Speaker 1: You're doing amazing, sweetie. But back to my main point,

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Speaker 1: George died, die bitch. So anyway, then I posted it.

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Speaker 1: I posted the review, and I truly my the way

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Speaker 1: through that experience. And that's all. Sam. What's up with you?

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Speaker 1: What is up with me? Um? I'm like, I wish

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Speaker 1: Grant a title. Man. Oh my goodness. So I could

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Speaker 1: stuck in Colombia in a white, juicy terry cloth jumpsuit

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00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: with no money, and I'm going to be living here

426
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: for the next six months. Like these are what I

427
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 1: was thinking. Also, I don't know if you had this,

428
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: but I had severe diarrhea at the end of that

429
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 1: trip as well, just as like the cherry on top

430
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: of it, I was like, I don't know if I'll

431
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: be able to get on the plane. It was such

432
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: a mess, so crazy, and then here we are but

433
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: a literal year and a week later. So if I

434
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: coult um and I would have taken my wallet out

435
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: of my goddamn backpack like a knew. No. We were

436
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: so fucking cocky. We like we are like white blonde,

437
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: like stuck out, like sore thumbs, and we were also

438
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: dressed psychotically. We like we were like having a blast.

439
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: I was wearing ten tiny little shorts and like a

440
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: tank top and you know what I was wearing, like biker.

441
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: I was wearing a little bike shorts and a top

442
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: doing Princess Diana vibes, and it was very Princess die.

443
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,239
Speaker 1: You were very like my bff waiting for the two

444
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: hundred thousand pounds. Um, has it been wired yet? Yeah?

445
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that. We like the fact that you

446
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: got your wall stolen was like, oh duh, what were

447
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: we thinking? Absolutely, and I deserved it and I'm happy

448
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 1: the people who stole my wallet did. I did support

449
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 1: the purchases that they made, which what did they buy?

450
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: Around two worth of rotisserie chicken, which I support and

451
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: a little spot treatment. Oh that's nice. Those are like nice,

452
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: humble purchases, just like they wanted some food and then

453
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: they wanted a nice some metime, a little massage. Yeah,

454
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 1: you know what, I support them. Yeah, that's that's actually

455
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: queenship said. I said, lose yourself, said, let me treat

456
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: you to that full body scrub. I think I would

457
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: go so far as to say that, um, greta. You

458
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: know here on Stradio lab a big, a big term

459
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: we use a lot as glamour girls, which is people

460
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: of any agenda who are glamorous. Um. What is the

461
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: second thing, sam investigative and and traumatized or something glamorous? Um.

462
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: The third thing is seeking truth. But the second thing

463
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: is wounded, wounded, glamorous, wounded and seeking truth. And I

464
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: would go so far as to say that people that

465
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 1: store your wallet our glamour girls. Oh, they're absolutely glamour girls.

466
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: And I and I hope they're listening, and I'm saying

467
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: to them, thank you for letting me treat you that experience.

468
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: And I think you're you know, I think you grew

469
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: from that experience as well. I absolutely did. It made

470
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: you more of a glamour girl because it because it

471
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: a girl more glamour and more trauma. That's right, that's

472
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: what we all need, you know. I say there's not enough.

473
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: I say I haven't gone through enough, you know, and

474
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: it's like I need more. I need more stuff, more problems. Yeah,

475
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: it sucks when you're like smart and funny and beautiful,

476
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: but like the wounded isn't there, and so it's like, well,

477
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I'm not wounded enough smart and

478
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: beautiful and the wounded isn't there. That's very like UCB

479
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: Circuit two that than seventeen. Wait, that's actually very true.

480
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: It's like because in the beginning, comedy was working through

481
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: their wounds, and then at some point it became literally

482
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: just people. Yeah, and you'd be like, wait, why are

483
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: you here? Yeah, and then they would be like I

484
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: just like have always been really good at public speaking,

485
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: and I thought it was kind of fun and you're like, oh, okay,

486
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: so you're normal. It's very weird. It's very that bad.

487
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: It was very like, let's go shopping at like maybe

488
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: a Zara moment and then come to class with the

489
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: chopped salad from just salad on the corner. It was

490
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: very like I'm looking for a cult, but you know, yeah,

491
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: well it was like it was like it was like

492
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: I went to college, loved it, and I just need

493
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: college again. Like that's basically what it was, which, you know,

494
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: I respect, I love college. It was an incredible time

495
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: in my life. But college is actually straight culture. College

496
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: is straight culture. The other thing, and we've talked about this,

497
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: I think is like in America, the way things are placed,

498
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: there aren't that many communities where you have the opportunity

499
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: for like serendipitous meeting of people, you know, while you're

500
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: like walking as you're you know, going around running errands,

501
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: and like college for many people is the only time

502
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: in their lives that they are in a small community

503
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: where they know people and they just like feel this

504
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: kind of like small village type thing, which in so

505
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: many other places in the world is just how things are.

506
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: So basically after college is just various um various cults

507
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,719
Speaker 1: and corporations attempting to recreate that sense of community and

508
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: people being desperate for it. I mean, I I went

509
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: to University of Arizona for my freshman year of college

510
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: and that was crazy and like definitely not the community

511
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: that I was. I thought it would be, like I

512
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: had such a different idea of like in my mind,

513
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but in my mind, I was like,

514
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: I want to go to state school. I was like,

515
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to experience this. I've seen

516
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: it all on the silver screen, and I want to

517
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: see this world like the football games, the fraternities or whatever,

518
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: and it's awful, you know, And I saw it. It

519
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: was I lived it, I experienced it. I briefly joined

520
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: a sorority. I got cloud down at a million frat

521
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: houses UM and I drank so much beer. I gained

522
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: forty five pounds. I did the whole thing UM and

523
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: it was bad. And then I was like I need

524
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: to leave. And then I went to New York where

525
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 1: there was no like college community or whatever, and I

526
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: was like, this feels good. It's like I don't need

527
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: that much. It's nice when you can critique um state

528
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: school culture as someone as a woman of state school

529
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: culture experience, that's a well you also went to state school.

530
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: There you go uv a honey For those at home,

531
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: Sam just turned the camera to show his UV a

532
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: sweatfirt has that thing where like the girls wear send

533
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: dresses and perils to the football games and like the

534
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: boys wear their blazers and they all drink in the square.

535
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: This is like, so I'm literally getting killed. I can

536
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: it is, And just to clarify, this is not like,

537
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: if anything, what you're describing a state school culture is

538
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: so much less toxic than like, I don't know, Harvard culture.

539
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: Where it really we we like shoot poor people on

540
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: the street. Yeah, did you get to Harvard? No? No,

541
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: we meaning like I was going to be like you

542
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: went to Harvard, let me go change and something. It

543
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: was something a little bit nicer. Um, it's all crazy

544
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: and psycho and it's when you're eighteen and you get

545
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: to leave home and people lose their fucking minds. Yea, yeah,

546
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: I definitely thought I was like like me in college.

547
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the edgiest I will ever be, Like,

548
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm so punk rock right now. And it was like no,

549
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: I was literally like wearing the tie to the game.

550
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. Oh no, God, I can't even George,

551
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: George just canceling the podcast. No, I'm not even handling

552
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: the podcast. It's just when I think about what I

553
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: was like in college, it was so cringe that George,

554
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: where did you go to college? Stanford? I was going

555
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: to say Stanford because I knew that it wasn't Princeton,

556
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: and I was gonna No, I did not get into

557
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: Princeton or Harvard. Stanford sucks, So I'm sorry that you

558
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: got it into Stanford. It's a really like I got

559
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: into Stanford, but I chose to go to University of Arizona.

560
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: Is that true? I graduated high school at the two

561
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: point seven g P A four on my A C T. Honey, okay,

562
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: and I how much as the A C T out

563
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: of oh well, I saw I filled out my name

564
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: on the s A T. Looked at it and I

565
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't for me, and I didn't. I

566
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: didn't take it no, kind of like the sheer. The

567
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: way the s A T I mean not to get

568
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: into like I had strict academic parents, but the way

569
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: that the s A T fully was the only thing

570
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: in my life for three years of my life cannot

571
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: be overstated. Like that was just what Like literally life

572
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: was only about academic achievement from the is of twelve

573
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: through eighteen. My we had that in my family too,

574
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: but when it came to me, like my brother and

575
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: my sister were so studious and smart, and went to

576
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: you know, fancy college and whatever. But then once it

577
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: came to me, I so clearly had undiagnosed a d

578
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: h D and like problems because my parents had major

579
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: problems that it made it impossible for me to be

580
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: like a studious kid. That by the time I was

581
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: like a junior in high school at that point, my

582
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: grades were already so bad through high school that when

583
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: I got better grades, it almost didn't matter because the

584
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 1: shitty grades made my then good grades all net out

585
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: to just being incredibly mediocre. It's just I was like, cool,

586
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: so because I gotta C minus in algebra to my

587
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: freshman year, but I have an A A minus in

588
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 1: pre calc or whatever, I now just net out at

589
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: like a C plus or like a B minus. Like

590
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: what you know, Sam, what was your g p A?

591
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: Just kidding, Well, yeah, we went to really shitty high school,

592
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: so I had amazing grades. Um, but let's do our

593
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: first SEGM. Let's do our first segment, Greta. Our first

594
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: segment is called straight Shooters, and in this segment, we

595
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: are going to give you a series of rapid fire

596
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: questions to gauge your familiarity with and complicity in straight culture.

597
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna give you two options, and you just have

598
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: to say which everyone speaks to you most, and you

599
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: can't overthink it, but you also can't underthink it, and

600
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: you can't ask any follow up questions. Are you ready? Okay,

601
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: Greta Urban outfitters or herbal Essences, herbal Essences Okay, Greta,

602
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: Community service or bottle service. This one's a trap. I'm

603
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna have to I'm gonna have to go with community service.

604
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: Sexual repression or voter suppression. Oh, I feel like the

605
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: kind of like very intertwined. I'm gonna go with, Oh,

606
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't know's, I don't know what name on the

607
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 1: test and she's about I'm gonna I think I'm gonna

608
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: go voter Yeah, okay. Um deep dive or a thorough

609
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: unpacking deep dive in unit laundry or out of the

610
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: closet and into the streets in unit Sandra Karen O

611
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: or Cheerios Karen Okay Greta. The short lived two eight

612
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: NBC comedy drama about women in the workplace, Lipstick Jungle

613
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: or starring Brookshields, or the short lived two thousand eight

614
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: ABC comedy drama about women in the workplace. Kashmere Mafia

615
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: starring Lucy Lou Kashmere Mafia, Yes, okay, Greta um complaining

616
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: about how many streaming services there are, or complaining about it, raining,

617
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: complaining about it raining, you know, I think you struggled

618
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: at first, but then you got the hang of it.

619
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: I think with Kashmir Mafia, you said, this is my house,

620
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: and I'm what's the what's the lyrics? It's my house

621
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: and I live here, It's my house, and yeah it is.

622
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: I also, George, that is such a good thing to

623
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: bring up. That was such a weird time because you know,

624
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: we were like children, but I remember being like, how

625
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: did this happen? And each one of them have their

626
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: want to be sex and the city moment it Yeah,

627
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: it was a big thing. It was well, it was

628
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: just like the consensus around like how, um, what completely

629
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: vacuous way? What completely vacuous language we're going to use

630
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: to talk about feminism hadn't been invented yet, so people

631
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: were like struggling. They were like Cashmir Mafia. We just

632
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: didn't have the language for it yet. It was a

633
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: pre girl Boss time. Yeah, it was. It was pretty

634
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 1: girl boss. Do you remember that other show, the Divorce show,

635
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: and no, no, no, no, it was I just remember

636
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: the poster looked so similar to Sex in the City

637
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: and it was a woman holding up her ring finger

638
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: and it was a tan line and the ring was gone.

639
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: Do you remember what I'm talking about? I don't remember Divorced?

640
00:39:53,440 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: Is it called divorced? Divorced? Network? Keep let's see, No,

641
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: not divorce, divorce show finger poster the Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce?

642
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: Was it the Girlfriend's Guy? Yes, that's what it is,

643
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: because I'm looking at the poster now and it is

644
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: exactly what you're saying. And it was on Bravo. There, yes,

645
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: there we go. You know what I loved about the

646
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: failure of those shows was, um, it kind of was like, okay,

647
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: see Sex and the City was doing something special because

648
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh so it's just like women in New York,

649
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: like sort of living it up. Like, yeah, I can

650
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: crap that out in a second. I don't want to

651
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 1: say Girlfriend's guid to Divorce it seems had five full seasons. Yes,

652
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: a total flop, a failure. Everyone knows that a successful

653
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: show you need to have at least seven seasons. No,

654
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: it's true, it's true. Yeah, whereas I looked it up

655
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: in Lipstick Jungle had maybe had ran for you know,

656
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: Kashmir Mafia ran for one month. Really, Ellipstick Jungle ran

657
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: for one year? So can I can I watch like

658
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: the three existing episodes of Kashmir look it up Kashmir.

659
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: I am so upset that there was already a television

660
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: show named Kashmir Mafia. I would do anything to rewrite

661
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: the show. First episode date January six, final episode date

662
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: February February. Yeah, well episodes, they just cut them right off,

663
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: not yeah, yeah, I mean I guess it is. I guess, yeah,

664
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: I guess. I guess it is around six, which is

665
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: not as bad as it could be. But I have

666
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: a question, what would you rather have your have your

667
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: show cut off at six episodes or keep it on

668
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: for the full season but have it get continuously ripped

669
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: to shreds um Well, I mean that's a genius question.

670
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: I think definitely the second one, because then you could

671
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: lean into it and have the second season be full

672
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 1: camp or be like it'll be like Emily in Paris,

673
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: where it's like viral because of how bad it is,

674
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 1: But then you get nominated for a Golden globe. Yeah.

675
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: I do think it's sort of you know, love me

676
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: or hate me and still an obsession situation where I

677
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: love that song. If you love me, then thank you,

678
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: hate me, then fuck you. Lay Lady Sin made two

679
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: pounds off of that song, I'll tell you, and she

680
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: earned every penny, earned every penny. Um should we so,

681
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: speaking of pennies get into potentially our topic? So I

682
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: think so? Yeah, Greta, you came in with a lot

683
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: of very good topics. Thank you. Um, I want to

684
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: do a very quick survey of some of them. Um.

685
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: Barbecue I thought was a great topic. And you also

686
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: raised the excellent point that barbecue is not something straight

687
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: people asked for. It's something that they feel they have

688
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: to keep going through the motions of otherwise they might

689
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: cease to exist. Um. Benny Hannah was I thought a

690
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: really good suggestion to me. Benny. Hunt is interesting because

691
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: it's the illusion of seeing what's going on behind closed doors,

692
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: but it's actually also a performance. It's like, none of

693
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: those people actually want to go um in the back

694
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: of house. They want someone to come and fry an

695
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: onion in front of them. Then we have the shrimps

696
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: in their mouths. Right and kind of Yeah. Then we

697
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: have buffets, which I do think, I mean sharing germs,

698
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: terrible food, cold eggs, um, you know, the overabundance of choice,

699
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: but nothing's actually good. These are all I would say

700
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: tenants of straight culture. Long hair is something that you said,

701
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: I mean dead skin cells or cells of any kind.

702
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: I think very straight boats of course, you know, attempting

703
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: to um, you know, pacify waters to what end? To

704
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: what end? To what end? Golf is another one, um.

705
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: And then the topic that we thought was that I

706
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: at least was immediately drawn to was gambling. What what

707
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: inspired you to to suggest that? When I I was

708
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 1: just like, what is an activity that only straight people,

709
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: specifically straight men, oh strictly do? It's gamble. Yeah, It's

710
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: just there's something so the confidence and um delusion you

711
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: need to have to comfortably gamble is something that I

712
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: think can actually only exist in straight male culture. Well,

713
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: it's one of the many activities that people do because

714
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: they're unable to cry. Yeah. Well, there's also that thing

715
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: about like I feel like I've heard a million people

716
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: make the joke about like a escape rooms are like

717
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: for white people because like they need something too that's

718
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: hard to do um, they need to like invent, they

719
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: need to challenge. Yeah, and so like this gambling is

720
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: kind of that where it's like you're so financially stable,

721
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: you're like, well I need some I need to make

722
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: a risk, I need a rush in my life. So

723
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: I have exactly all of these activities like needing something

724
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: to feel alive, you know what I mean. It's like

725
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: it's also crazy. I also think it's funny when you know,

726
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: my husband's friend is a quote unquote amazing gambler, and

727
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: it's like, you, I guess you can be like good

728
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: at playing poker, because like you, that's more of a game.

729
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: But as it pertains to gambling, sports, betting, whatever, it

730
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 1: is like you're just making a selection and you hope

731
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: that you have good odds, you know what I mean.

732
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: But it's the notion of someone being oh, this guy

733
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: is an amazing gambler, like really is really good at gambling.

734
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: It's like, well, is that a skill? I guess. I

735
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just so I would never I can't

736
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: wrap my head around it. I would never comfortably like

737
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: go up to a blackjack table put down a thousand dollars.

738
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: I understand the potential game. They're like, I could walk

739
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: away with thirty thousand dollars, that's amazing, but the probability

740
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: for me is not enough for me to do it.

741
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: I'd rather take that one thousand dollars and buy myself

742
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: a pair of shoes or whatever if I want to

743
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: throw it away and then to lose it. Like when

744
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: I rationalize this with people that I know the gamble,

745
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, well, you know, like sometimes doing sometimes

746
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: you lose. You you you just hope you always net positive, right,

747
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: And it's like, but what about the fact that by

748
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: definition everyone that's negative because the cards are stacked against

749
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: you always. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. And to me,

750
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: straight call sure is um is consenting to obvious stupidity

751
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: if you will. It's being like, I know that this

752
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: is dumb, but I'm so confidently going to do it

753
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: anyway because I'm different because the rules don't apply to me. Correct, yes,

754
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: you know, And there's you can't talk about gambially without

755
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: talking about like it. Also it just is people thought

756
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 1: of as like masculine, like James Bond gamble that makes

757
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: him cool, and so it's like it's very like a

758
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: way to show that you have money and don't really

759
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: care women's. Women's place in gambling culture is like, there

760
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: are two possible things. It's either the wife coming and

761
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: bringing pigs and blankets and being like, how your boys doing?

762
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: Or it's the hot woman that like, yeah, in a

763
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: gown that blows on the dice in a gown in

764
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 1: Las Vegas that she's the only person in a gown.

765
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: Everyone else looks like absolute shit and fair blowing on

766
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: the dice, you know, rolls snake eyes or whatever the

767
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: funk they say, And that's it. It's Eva Green and

768
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: Casino Reale exactly, yes? Or yet is there is a

769
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: third which is the woman that runs the illegal gambling room. Yes,

770
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: and she's hot, but she's not allowed to gamble. She's

771
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: just she just says there and collects the cash and

772
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: she's like, well, hundred on this one, three hundred on

773
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: that one, buying in the back, give me your phone,

774
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: you know, And that's it. Right. Well, you can as

775
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 1: a woman being Madonna, a whore, or a blackjack dealer.

776
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: Those are your options. And unfortunately I've already aged out

777
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: in Hollywood to kind of play any of those, so

778
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm kind of left with disgruntled in kitchen with Pat No.

779
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: I think you could very easily play and I don't

780
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: I want more for you, But I think you could

781
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: easily play hot woman. I would love to blow on die.

782
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: I would love to blow on Dice. I would nail that.

783
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,439
Speaker 1: I would have I would have Soderberg shoot me like

784
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: ten times to get that. Just the Soderberger Soberer Attoberg Soderberg,

785
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: who cares whatever? Yeah whatever? Who even is that guy?

786
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: Grow up? Also, Las Vegas now that I'm just like

787
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: really just stretching this, but Las Vegas is. I'm sorry,

788
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: I know it's so cliche to hate Las Vegas, but

789
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: any but and I, in my old age have gotten

790
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: very accepting of various things that I thought were like

791
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: really stupid in my early twenties. One of the things

792
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: that I have not gotten any more accepting of his

793
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: Las Vegas culture. It is so disgusting to me. Yeah,

794
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: I try to ironically, like like I'm like, okay, what's

795
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: the inn? How do I get in on this? Like

796
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: ironically with well, the inn is literally going to Selene,

797
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: Beyond the End is going to be But then like

798
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: I think about going to sing Deon and the I'm like, well,

799
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: where do I go after? Like every bar would suck,

800
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: like every club would suck. I can't imagine having fun

801
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: there and also going to Selene Dion. It's like the

802
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: people around you would be would ruin your life. I

803
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: I went to Vegas to see Britney Spears and it

804
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: was great, but it was done in a way that

805
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: I can I can do fourteen hours in Vegas and

806
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: that's it. I cannot be there longer making up there.

807
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: If you have partied, den drugs, whatever, and you open

808
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: your eyes to see Las Vegas Strip in the daytime,

809
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: my soul dies, like a piece of me dies inside

810
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 1: and I'm immediately like, I need to get helicopters out

811
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: of I need to get airlifted out of this place

812
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: right now. Do you think the best way to go

813
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: to Vegas is to land at night, have a night out,

814
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: and then be airlifted the following name pab with a blindfold.

815
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: You was going to say, still asleep like that video

816
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: of the woman getting picked up on the stretcher, And yeah,

817
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 1: the best thing to do is to get airlifted while

818
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: you're in a blackout, so that then you can wake

819
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 1: up and be like, oh, my god, I'm back home.

820
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I just in Vegas. Like I too.

821
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: In my older age, though, have tried to come around

822
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: on things that I was so anti. Like Matt Rogers,

823
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: for example, took me the person the person. Yeah, we

824
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: used to hate him, but I really came I really

825
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: came around on that respect. He took me to Disneyland

826
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: because my whole life, my whole life, I never, like

827
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: my mom hated all of that stuff. So he just

828
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: never went. It was like not even in the cards.

829
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: And I was very like, did not Disney culture at all,

830
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: and I'm still not. However, when Matt took me to

831
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: Disney someone who is very Disney King, I understood and

832
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: appreciated the fun and joy to be had, and it

833
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 1: was a moment where I was like, wow, like I

834
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: see why people are attracted to this place Vegus. For me,

835
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm still not there. I'm like the food is bad everyone,

836
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 1: it's just it's I guess it's for gambling and for

837
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: going to see like David Copperfield, Disneyland is tough. Yeah. Please.

838
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: I had a friend, well, I knew someone who wrote

839
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: his religious studies thesis on disney Land as a religious experience,

840
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: and it was like, this is literally like mecca for

841
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: these people and they go there to like pay their

842
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: to like pay their respects to Mickey and there are

843
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: all these like rituals that you do, um, you know,

844
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: as a way of community building in this community you've

845
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: chosen to be a part of. They're the craziest thing

846
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: to me about Disney World is that it truly costs

847
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars. It's so expensive if you want to

848
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: have like a vacation with your family to Disney in Orlando,

849
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: it's expensive, like tickets to the park, food, hotels. It's

850
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: not like accessible by any media. I do see what

851
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: you're saying, though, because I once went with my friend Chrissie,

852
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 1: a firm from Colletracy Scanal. In fact, if you live

853
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: in Redwood City, California, you should go to her exercise

854
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: studio hardcore shout out. Um. She is a gorgeous redhead

855
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 1: and runs it with her two gorgeous redhead sisters. Of

856
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: it's like three beautiful, stunning redheads and that's very like

857
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: a packs anyway. Um, But she was from a Disney family.

858
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: She's like one of six, I believe, and they all

859
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: would go to Disney all the time, and when we

860
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: when we went together, I just remember her and this

861
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: is someone who's like very intelligent, very cool. We were

862
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: really good friends in college. Just her being like, yeah,

863
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: it's my favorite place in the world, and I was

864
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: like wow. But then seeing how happy it made her,

865
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: I was like, well, who am I to say that

866
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: this is bad? I mean, I definitely get jealous of

867
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: people that need to have so like sincere feelings towards

868
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: something so cheesy like I I wish I could, I

869
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: wish I liked that. I was telling us saying this

870
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: to a the other night, my with whenever I have

871
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: someone that suggests me, like my dad, I'm sure your

872
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: parents were like, have you watched Mrs Mais all? Like

873
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: when all of that was coming out, like like those

874
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: kinds of shows and movies and those kind of experiences

875
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: that are very broad and beloved by the groups of people,

876
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: something inside of me, I think it's like the little

877
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: shitty teenager that's still like has to be contrarian or

878
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: like whatever it is. I am immediately like, no, I

879
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: don't like it. And guess what, I'm not even going

880
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: to try and watch it because I already know it

881
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: sucks and you more like okay, and I'm like, yeah,

882
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 1: it's just not for me. Um, but I'm happy that

883
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: you like it. It's great that you like it. Like

884
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: it makes sense that you like it, you know. I mean,

885
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: I think that's I'm currently watching like old comedies. I'm

886
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: watching like Seinfeld, I'm watching the Simpson's. I watched all

887
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: The Office last year and because all these things, I

888
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: was like, no, actually, I'm doing things a little bit

889
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: different and those are old and they suck and I'm

890
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: a comedic genius so by and then I'm watching them

891
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: now and I'm like, actually, they're incredibly good. Of course,

892
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: they're like cultural pears, like you dumb bitch, like have

893
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: some humility and you'll actually learn more. Yeah that was

894
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: me in the Office. I didn't I never watched The

895
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: Office when it was out, and people will be like,

896
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: what were you watching? And I was probably like watching

897
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: Donnie Darko for like the fifteen time or something stupid.

898
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,879
Speaker 1: And then I watched The Office like over this past year,

899
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, this show is so funny. Because

900
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: the issue is not the shows or the art. The

901
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: issue is the concept of fandom. Yes, Like that is

902
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: what makes everything bad. Yes, it is, like it is

903
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,359
Speaker 1: the fans. It is the fans. It's because it's like

904
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: anyone who's going to define themselves as a fan of anything,

905
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: I mean that just sucks. It does suck. So I

906
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: mean literally, and it's not even just that. I mean

907
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: it's literally like all the way up to like high culture.

908
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: It's like you can talk to someone who's like a

909
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: super fan of like a very you know, of like

910
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: a postmodern novelist, and they also suck, even though like

911
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: it's just they almost suck worse, like almost once you

912
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: get to that point, it's like, okay, like can't you

913
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: just like Kurt Vonnegut, Like can't you just be like,

914
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's impossible because also on the other hand,

915
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: the people that aren't fans of anything are so toxic,

916
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: and it's like, grow up, I know you like stuff.

917
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: Like I think we're reaching a um, we're realizing that

918
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: both are bad. If you are a person who likes stuff,

919
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: you're bad. If you're a person who doesn't like stuff,

920
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: you are bad. And in fact, if you're a person

921
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: who doesn't like stuff and your react and your entire

922
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: identity is reacting against fan culture. That's even more depressing

923
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: because at least the fans are reacting to a work

924
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: of art, all you're doing is reacting with fan culture.

925
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: Well and too. If you aren't actually a fan of anything,

926
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: how do you have the right to then critique things

927
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: just based on not being a fan? Do you know

928
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's like if if you are like, well,

929
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't like anything, but I especially don't like that,

930
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: it's like, well, you have nothing to compare it to

931
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 1: something that you actually are liking. Right, Well, I think

932
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: this is something I like to call myself in. Something

933
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: I noticed in myself over the past few years is

934
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: like pop culture is so deeply stupid that it's so

935
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: easy to react against it. And of course the antidote

936
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: to that is finding better art to consume. And it

937
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: took years for me to realize, like, oh, the solution

938
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: to this is seeking out good films. Like it is

939
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: literally not trying to argue with someone about whether or

940
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: not superhero movies are good. It is subscribing to the

941
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: Criterion channel yeah, yeah, you're right, Or it's about being

942
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: like yeah, I'm just gonna watch this thing and be

943
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: okay with it being kind of bad. Oh, my god

944
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: to I mean, I watched them. Don't get me wrong,

945
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: my my criterion movies are interspersed between episodes of the

946
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: Real House Lives of Salt Lake City. Well, this actually

947
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: brings us to another point. Greta and I are on

948
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: a text thread in which we discuss episodes of Riverdale.

949
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: To this day, I believe that we this it's just

950
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: us and Julio. I think we are the only three

951
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: people that are up to date on Riverdale. This show

952
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: is beyond flop. Wait, did you see that they literally

953
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: had a musical episode where they covered Gaga. It's the

954
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: most recent episode. Okay, explain to me what happened, Like,

955
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: is it like, what is the context for the cheerleader

956
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 1: girl singing rain on me? No stupid love, stupid love? Well,

957
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: to explain the premise of the where we're at, Okay,

958
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: don't we're basically basically we're trying right now. In season five,

959
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: there was a time jump that happened. Spoiler alert to

960
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: anyone listening that isn't caught up on Riverdale. There was

961
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: a time jump that happens. So they graduate high school

962
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: and then they come back seven years later. Okay, so

963
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: Cheryl Blossom the redheaded who did the iconic Lady Gaga

964
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: cover where she's saying a full flat note with note

965
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: and like at one point she's like the note is

966
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: They're like it's awful anyway, She they're they're trying to

967
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: revive the football team at Riverdale High and no one's

968
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: excited about it. And in Cheryl's mind, she's like, I'm

969
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: gonna give them. I'm going to give these like slime

970
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: balls what they really want, a show that none of

971
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: them can deny, of performance that they all will gather

972
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: in droves to see. And that's so she is performing

973
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: that as a twenty five year old visiting her high

974
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: school and being like, I'll show you how it's done

975
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: to like the sixteen year old. Ye, the sixteen year

976
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: olds are also her background dancers. Oh I see, Okay, Well,

977
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: at least it's inclusive because she kind of is the

978
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: founder of the dance squad SINS and she wears the

979
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: headbitch in charge HBI C sure, and you know what

980
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 1: year old doesn't want to go back to their high

981
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: school and leave the chair squad. And not only do

982
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: they want to, but they were gonna they're gonna fight

983
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: for it because that's the most important thing to them. Yeah,

984
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: it's it's an insane show. I mean, Archie joined the army.

985
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: He's out now, he did he joined the army. What

986
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: war I don't know, but he was in war. But

987
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: he was in war. And there was footage of the

988
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: war that I think they did shoot on a football

989
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: field in Vancouver. Um oh, I got a footage of

990
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 1: him like as a soldier. Yeah, like getting exploded and

991
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: like helping his friend found dead. Katherine Bigelow guests directed

992
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: that one's and now there's like aliens and like it's

993
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: in every single episode, it's like Veronica's dad. They realize

994
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: he's doing something wrong and then they go, like, Archie,

995
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: you go fix the post office, jug investigate the alien adventure.

996
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 1: I'll talk to Daddy. And then it's always like like

997
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: Veronica will pull something crazy off, like she'll be like

998
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: and look, I bought this vintage fire engine to restore

999
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: the firehouse that I also bought, and then like, how

1000
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 1: did you do this? Should like just a little side

1001
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: conversation I had with Daddy, a little subject matter that

1002
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: we can't discuss right now. It will come up seven

1003
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: episodes later. That show. That show is genius. Yes, So

1004
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: that's one that we very sincerely continue to watch. And

1005
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: sometimes it feels like a choice. Sometimes I'm like, why

1006
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: are we still doing this? I could take in something meaningful,

1007
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: but it helps. The group chat makes me really laugh,

1008
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: like I Julio especially will say certain things about it,

1009
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,439
Speaker 1: and Sam and I are just dying laughing because it's

1010
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: like so absurd. I mean, in this last episode they

1011
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: basically alluded to the fact that like being gay was

1012
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: a choice, like crazy. Well, the politics of the show

1013
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 1: swing wildly between being like super liberal and super conservative.

1014
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: Like I feel like it is a big part of

1015
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: teen dramas though, like as someone who used to love

1016
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: like The O c and And and Gossip Girl and

1017
01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: shows like that, it is like it's more about the

1018
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: shock value of something and like taking a stands rather

1019
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: than what that stands is. Yeah, it's it's insane, but um,

1020
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 1: we're addicted to it. I love that. I think I

1021
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: should get back into Younger Is Younger is still on?

1022
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: I think this is there? Is this going to be

1023
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: their last season? I don't know. I I watched maybe

1024
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: three full seasons of it, like in a weekend once. Wow,

1025
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: so easy to do. There the episodes are twenty. It's long.

1026
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: Riverdale is an hour long week. Actually, we there are

1027
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: some hot guys Riverdale. It's actually a hot show. It's

1028
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: very I find that Sprouse twin hot. Oh my god,

1029
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's just rough. Hold on, we should maybe

1030
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: we should our final segment. Okay, fine, let's do our

1031
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: final segments. I actually want to do. I have a

1032
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: thing that I'll do for this. I think, Okay, you

1033
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: took the first thing because I don't have one yet. Well,

1034
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: gret our final segment is called shoutouts, and um, you

1035
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: know as is a huge part of straight culture of

1036
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: the radio shout out, So we just shout out something

1037
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 1: we like. UM, enjoy uh, sort of in the style

1038
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: of its two thousand one t r L. You're in

1039
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: Times Square shouting back to your squad back home. UM.

1040
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: So I will go first, UM, what's up, freaks and

1041
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 1: losers out there? I want to give a huge shout

1042
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: out to Cole Sprouse's seventy three questions and we we're

1043
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: talking about it in our group thread, and it is crazy.

1044
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: He seems like he hates being there the interviewers. Seems

1045
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:40,439
Speaker 1: like he hates Cole Sprouse. It is aggressive, it's there's

1046
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: so much tension, and it also makes Cole Sprouse looks

1047
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 1: like a really bad guy. I think you should watch

1048
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: it if you want to dislike him and sort of

1049
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: ruin the illusion of Riverdale. So definitely huge shoutout to

1050
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 1: folks are Questions and general shout to folks over to

1051
01:05:56,360 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: three questions that guy is always weird and um, that's

1052
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: kind of all I want to say. I think, hello,

1053
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Speaker 1: oh my god, that guy sucks. So I had to

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Speaker 1: recently watch a bunch of seventy three Questions because I

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01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: was like helping with a something that was like satirizing

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Speaker 1: it which I can't even get into and like, and

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Speaker 1: so I usually we just had to watch a bunch

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Speaker 1: to like get the hang of like what kind of

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01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 1: questions they asked? And it's like it's you know what,

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01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: it's like the tone of men whose whole thing is

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01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: like and Sam, you've talked about this, men whose whole

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01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: thing is like Taylor Swift is actually a great lyricist.

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Speaker 1: It's like that kind of tone. It's like straight guy

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01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: who is who's like discovered poptimism and it's taking that

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01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: as an excuse to never say anything interesting or insightful

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01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 1: in his fucking life. It's awful, I guess so much.

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Speaker 1: How he still has that job. And also they're so

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01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: overly scripted, all of them, like they're I think it's

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01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: supposed to have give an illusion of like an organic

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01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 1: discovery that's like Quippy or something like that, but it's

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01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: like half the time though not even in their actual

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Speaker 1: homes or whatever it is. So then it's just really awkward.

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01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: And he'll the questions too, have like what is that

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01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,919
Speaker 1: that you have in the fridge, and it'll be like

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01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: Reese Weather and she was like water and then they'll

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01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 1: just like move on. It's so but the Cold Frows

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Speaker 1: one is bone chilling. It's Reese opening the fridge and

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01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: being like, oh, it's my new book club selection and

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01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: it's a oh this this is just my new Hello

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Speaker 1: Sunshine water bottle that I did in partnership with Swell.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like it's it's so forced. And the

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Speaker 1: Cold Sprouse one is just like, oh, everyone has to

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Speaker 1: it's actually we'll put a clip of it. We'll pin

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Speaker 1: the clip of it here. Folk Cole welcome, Joseph, please,

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01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: I thank you very much. You know, there's seventy three

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01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: questions in of you was so worth it to meet that.

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01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: I fool all the way to Vancouver to be here

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Speaker 1: with you. I know, and I figured out you're probably

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01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty hungry, so I decided to cook you

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01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:08,240
Speaker 1: up a little finger food. Well, I just happened to

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01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: be very hungry right now. You like tomato, so you

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01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: like garlic. Your breath's gonna stink, but I guarantee you'll

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01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: love it. So what are you making here? This is

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01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: just a little finger food for Joseph, and then I'm

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01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,639
Speaker 1: cooking up a Carbonara Carbonara food later. You don't get

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01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: any of that that sounds delicious? Is this an old

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01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 1: family recipe? Yes? But I will be cooking this after

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01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,560
Speaker 1: our interview because I don't think you guys want to

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01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 1: watch me go through all of this. It's required watching.

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Speaker 1: Let me here, I'll do mine very quickly because because

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01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,959
Speaker 1: I truly am scraping the bottom of the bill. What's up, listeners,

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01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: and how is it going out there in crazy town?

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01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: Butterfly by crazy Town? I want to give a quick

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01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: shout out to people who have hobbies. Teach me how

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01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 1: to do that. Queens and kings and serves. Um I

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01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 1: the idea of nitting, the idea of making anything with

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01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 1: your hands. I'll tell you a little story. One time

1108
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: I was at a craft store and bought a kit

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01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: with which to make a cross stitched llama pillow. I

1110
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: ended up moving that kit with me to four different

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01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: apartments and never opened it and just through it out

1112
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 1: last week. What do I have to do to be

1113
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: the type of person who opens the pillow to make

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01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 1: a nit llama pillow, makes it, and then just has

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01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 1: it in their apartment. Please write in with your answer.

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01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:33,679
Speaker 1: Let's Stradio lab at gmail dot com. Whoa Okay, Greta,

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01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: whenever you are ready, I have like a really depressing one. Well,

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01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: you know, really sell it for us. Okay, it's kind

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01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:48,639
Speaker 1: of even the same vein as George's though that'll work. Well,

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01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 1: it's actually, I mean whatever you feel safe and comfortable doing. Um, okay,

1121
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 1: what's sometimes? Square? So happy to be with you. I

1122
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: just want to give a shout out to everyone that

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01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: is able to just enjoy their day, like anyone that

1124
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: can actually enjoy their day and not just anxiety. I

1125
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 1: just want to shove you out because there isn't enough

1126
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: happy people of visibility out there, and I just really,

1127
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:26,040
Speaker 1: I see you, Like everyone that's just happy, like reading

1128
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:30,559
Speaker 1: a book in the sun, hanging out, not complaining, feeling good,

1129
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:34,759
Speaker 1: living their bodies and just thinking that everything's gonna be okay.

1130
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,600
Speaker 1: Shout out to you, Shout out to all anxiety deniers.

1131
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 1: That's kind of just to touch you. I see you,

1132
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,639
Speaker 1: And thank you so much for buying my new single.

1133
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for all that you do, and please don't

1134
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 1: forget to buy Greta's new single. Um, it's actually a

1135
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: cover of Stupid Love, but it's a cover of the

1136
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 1: cover of the Riverdale cover, a cover of Cheryl Blossoms. Yeah,

1137
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: you actually sing the flat no perfectly. I got into

1138
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 1: such a dark place with myself a few months ago

1139
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:09,919
Speaker 1: where I was like, I'm gonna start genuinely making covers

1140
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: on TikTok. Like I got to that point where I

1141
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:15,960
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, if I just sing like a cover

1142
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 1: of a Heime song on TikTok, that will make me

1143
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:24,799
Speaker 1: feel good. Of the heim sisters, which one is the madonna,

1144
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 1: which one is the whore, and which one is the

1145
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 1: blackjack dealer? The basis is black the basis the madonna

1146
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 1: is I think the lead vocalist. Yeah, and then the

1147
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: war is the young one. Yeah, okay, cool, that's what

1148
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:44,479
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I agree, Yeah cool, that was easy. Yeah, Sam,

1149
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: we haven't done a good categorization question in a while, No,

1150
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 1: we haven't. That was good to bring it back. Yeah,

1151
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: thank you. Maybe next up we'll pack it chuck full

1152
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: of Can I just say also, people having very good

1153
01:11:56,600 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: days straight culture another. I'm just adding to the list

1154
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,360
Speaker 1: people that are just like, my day fucking rocked, it

1155
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:07,200
Speaker 1: was awesome. Yeah. Well, it's because it's like when you

1156
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: ask people how their day was and they you can

1157
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 1: so tell they haven't even considered it, and they're like,

1158
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: it's actually pretty good. There's not this works. You have

1159
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: to be like, there has to be a constantality in

1160
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 1: your head of what positive and what negative things are happening,

1161
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: and it should be shooting downward. Yeah. I mean the

1162
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: second you wake up, it's already that. So that's it.

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01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,519
Speaker 1: If we don't, Yeah, I mean, if I wake up

1164
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 1: like a half hour later than I meant to, my

1165
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 1: whole day is ruined. I'm just furious. Yeah. Yeah, well

1166
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,160
Speaker 1: you're lazy and you're a piece of s. Then if

1167
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 1: you wake up a normal time, then you waste that

1168
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 1: half hour thinking I deserve this, and then when that's over,

1169
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: you're like, well I'm a loser. Or if you're like me,

1170
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: wake up and you immediately read the news, you're like, well,

1171
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 1: my life is stupid, so I'm doing nothing. No, we're

1172
01:12:55,320 --> 01:13:00,680
Speaker 1: gonna fix everything through our comedy art. Gambling it. Oh

1173
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: my god. Our topic was gambling TB to Sorry, we

1174
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: really had a smattering? Was that an okay? Guess you

1175
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: were okay? I liked I think because it's like, um,

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01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: you know, you get a mix of like personal we

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01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,919
Speaker 1: like heard about like you know, some true life stories

1178
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,760
Speaker 1: and then we heard some takes, you know, some opinions,

1179
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 1: but we also we had some bits in there, and

1180
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 1: we're not afraid to let our bit flag fly. I

1181
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: would like to know who is out there in kind

1182
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: of the broader queer community who loves to gamble. You know,

1183
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,679
Speaker 1: the first guy ever hooked up with in New York City,

1184
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:39,640
Speaker 1: he was a professional poker player. Whoa but see, I

1185
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:44,600
Speaker 1: don't know if I consider poker like necessarily gambling. You

1186
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It is, but it's like you

1187
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 1: can enjoy like playing cards and talking people that are

1188
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: just like going and like playing roulette and like playing

1189
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:58,479
Speaker 1: gamp betting on horses and ship like that. Okay, betting

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01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: on horses is glamorous, yeah, disclamorous. Yeah. I loved to

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01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: bed on like little dogs, like the little running dollars. Okay,

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01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 1: are they treated well? Oh? I don't know, probably not.

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01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 1: Okay are the horses? I don't know? Wait have you

1194
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: seen that clip of Joan Rivers on Celebrity Apprentice being

1195
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: like you're a poker player, a poker player? I haven't

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01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: seen it, but well I'll include it. This has been wonderful.

1197
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,800
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, thank you for having me. I

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01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 1: had such a great time. I hope that um no

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01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 1: one roasts my ass. No, no, they can't unless we

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Speaker 1: get two d k. Please don't forget to send us

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01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: two hundred k by June fifteen, perfectly before that, so

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01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:50,240
Speaker 1: we can have time to exchange it for dollars. Yes, yes,

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01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,559
Speaker 1: because we do. It does need to be in pounds, yeah,

1204
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 1: and we need to get transferred on our own time.

1205
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 1: And it's like we actually probably buy our vacation tickets

1206
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 1: for that. So earlier the better. Yea earlier the better.

1207
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:07,559
Speaker 1: And if you do send us two hundred thousand pounds,

1208
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:11,320
Speaker 1: you can review our podcast negatively. Yes, that's a really

1209
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 1: fair trade. It is actually fair. I think it's absolutely fair.

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01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,800
Speaker 1: And then also like imagine the good summer content will

1211
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 1: be getting from you too. It's literally an investment because

1212
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:27,360
Speaker 1: then we will, like the podcast will also be like like,

1213
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: then there will be more to critique because we will

1214
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:31,599
Speaker 1: be so out of touch and stupid and drunk all

1215
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,759
Speaker 1: the time doing designer drugs and miconos and so then

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01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: you know, you can get so much mileage out of

1217
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: your negative reviews. Yes, and then you can. We get

1218
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,799
Speaker 1: to see George and the linen pants and the tiny

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01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 1: tank tops. We get to see Sam and the tiny

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01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: shorts and the tiny tank tops. So we can see

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01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 1: a lot of tiny clothes. Send me Rex for giant

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01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,599
Speaker 1: linen pants. It's just a general request to our listeners. Yeah,

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01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 1: smart um, Okay, well, Greta, this has been an absolute delight.

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01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:04,759
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me words by Baby. You're a poker player,

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01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: a poker player that's beyond white trash. Poker players are

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01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:12,799
Speaker 1: the most class of people in the worlds a trash

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Speaker 1: dolling trash