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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most

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Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today. On this is Important, I

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Speaker 1: want my foreskin back. Just focus on the asp please.

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Speaker 1: You go at it for about four days with your

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Speaker 1: tightest bros, and you come out stronger for it. These

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Speaker 1: guys did have a certain musculature that made you want

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Speaker 1: to grab. Let's go. I was being called on stage

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Speaker 1: and it was the first time they were I was

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Speaker 1: going to headline, and headline was at this bar. Was

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Speaker 1: like thirty minutes to do stand up. And I'm pretty nervous,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I'm I don't know why I had a ship,

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Speaker 1: but I caught human behavior. Yeah you have digested. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I was nerves and and I got the

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Speaker 1: nervous poops and I sneezed in a perfect log shot

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Speaker 1: out of my ass, a perfect lock pinched completely into

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Speaker 1: my pants, and I grabbed a bar. They're literally bringing

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Speaker 1: me up like this guy, he's lives in Hollywood. He's

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Speaker 1: comes down here to do stand up. We like him.

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Speaker 1: Give it up, and I'm fishing this turred out of

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Speaker 1: my pants. I take it out with a bar and

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Speaker 1: napkin and stick it in a potted plant, which I'm

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Speaker 1: right next to. I go on stage, I do the

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes. The show went great. It was like the

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Speaker 1: best best show I've add up to this point. And

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Speaker 1: then I go, uh, guys, to be perfectly honest, I

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Speaker 1: didn't think the show was gonna go great because right

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Speaker 1: before the show I shipped in that potted plant and

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Speaker 1: people were like what, And I go, hey, go look

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Speaker 1: at that potted plant. Tell me there's not a ship

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Speaker 1: wrapped up in a bar napkin. And they're like, there's

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Speaker 1: a shift in here. And then I dropped the microphone

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Speaker 1: as if that's my ending joke, and the place exploded,

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Speaker 1: and it was like the best ending bit. People are like,

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Speaker 1: this ship in the bart, you got to bring that back.

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Speaker 1: That story started very loose butth hole uh and then

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Speaker 1: ended tight butth hole. Oh good, good, good good. I

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Speaker 1: want my foreskin back. Okay, now let's talk about this.

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Speaker 1: You can stretch your fork. You can stretch it. It

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Speaker 1: takes years I've been thinking about doing this, so then

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Speaker 1: maybe you really wait, wait, hold on, now I hear

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Speaker 1: a real truth in Kyle's voice right now, and and

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at him via zoom, and it looks like

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Speaker 1: this is an emotional issue for you. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: I had to go through this when I had a

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Speaker 1: son and decide if I'm going to cut part of

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Speaker 1: his wheek we off, and I decided not to, and

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Speaker 1: doing so, I realized that I want mine back like

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Speaker 1: I didn't have that choice. None of us had that choice.

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Speaker 1: Are you jealous of your kid? Now? Are you weirdo?

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Speaker 1: When you're changing his ziper happened that he doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to have this realization one day that somebody else made

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Speaker 1: the choice to cut part of his dick off. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I get that, but isn't it weird that you

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Speaker 1: have to like peel your son's dick skin back and clean.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to do anything. You just let it go.

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Speaker 1: But doesn't it get grows? You gotta you gotta clean

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Speaker 1: at this age, not when he's this little. You know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about? None of you little dicks in

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Speaker 1: my house. Well if you don't know, they circumcised, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they still got a little something. And I gotta

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Speaker 1: like go, hey, guys, like they're circumcised, you don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about, but they still got a little something.

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Speaker 1: So I said, you gotta pull their speaking on a

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Speaker 1: false platform. You have no idea. Wow, I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: none of us had a choice, so it's easy to

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Speaker 1: defend it. Sure, sure, no. And when I initially heard

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Speaker 1: the argument, I believe we've had this argument several times.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a sanitary thing. But apparently that's

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Speaker 1: a myth of sorts. That's no, it isn't a myth.

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Speaker 1: But that's the same thing I'm talking about. It's the

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Speaker 1: thing in the past, like the butthole hair. Well, is

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Speaker 1: it a thing where yeah? Is it a cat with

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Speaker 1: them without? Is there a time when you're gonna need

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Speaker 1: that foreskin? Well, all you guys are fucking talking about

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Speaker 1: how you want bigger dicks, and when you cut your

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Speaker 1: foreskin off, it does retract a little bit. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: I need much more than odds are. If you didn't

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Speaker 1: cut your foreskin off, your dick would hang lower. So

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Speaker 1: but here's the deal, though, if you have a little

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Speaker 1: have no excuse. Now I know that, Like I can

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Speaker 1: know why it's so small? I got circumcised and it

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Speaker 1: retracted and I'm good to go. Lay off me guys.

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Speaker 1: With a quick google, I found foreskin problems, foreskin problems, dryness, swelling, infection, irritation,

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Speaker 1: just just like that, just right away. It's a campaign

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Speaker 1: man campaign from Christianity. Dog christian campaign. Christianity look at

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Speaker 1: the rest of the world, to look at the global statistics.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was Judaism, which was adopted by Christianity

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Speaker 1: as well. Oh well, I guess what. They were right

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Speaker 1: on the money, as they usually are. I was watching

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Speaker 1: rump Shaker very young. Well, I mean, but rump Shaker

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Speaker 1: is fucking tame compared to Whap wet ass Pussy totally video.

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Speaker 1: I thought it couldn't get more vulgar like music after

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Speaker 1: like my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack.

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Speaker 1: But then whap is just what about last year? They

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Speaker 1: got so such a fucking ho. I love it like that.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty hard, Not really, I've got a wet ass

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Speaker 1: pussy that's more gnarly and vulgar than you're such a

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Speaker 1: fucking ho. I love it. It's just what happens to

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Speaker 1: the human body. Yeah, that's true. It's a reaction yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess that was metical. One of them is actually

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Speaker 1: worse if dudes have been rapping for however long about

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Speaker 1: how their stroke is and don't how like like go

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Speaker 1: ahead and rap about it like it doesn't I don't

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Speaker 1: care if girls want to rap about how good they fucked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I'm down with that, sure, but it is uh

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Speaker 1: making me horny? Yeah yeah, sure, but I don't want

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Speaker 1: to walk around with a boat around in my regular

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Speaker 1: everyday life. Yeah, when I'm jogging around the lake, I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to get a fucking hard on. But that's

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Speaker 1: like back in the day, my mom would not let

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Speaker 1: me listen to MTV or watch MTV because of that content.

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Speaker 1: So then I had a battle with fucking censorship my

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Speaker 1: entire life and was like, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: so what do you do? What do you I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think you just let him want. I mean, my

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Speaker 1: parents didn't really shit. Uh No, I could watch anything.

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Speaker 1: I could watch any R rated movie and listen to anything.

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Speaker 1: The only real thing that they would stop me was

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Speaker 1: like porno, Like I couldn't like if there was a nudity. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I gotta very we're putting out the roadblock here. On

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Speaker 1: a hardcore porn adam turn it off. Puberty? What a

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Speaker 1: what a bizarre time? Do you remember how, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Pinocchio is really a story of puberty when you think

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Speaker 1: about it. I remember being so my dick was hard

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Speaker 1: dick does not work the same way. He's grind all

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Speaker 1: You're damned if you're hard, You're damned if you're not soft.

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Speaker 1: That should said soft. It was definitely like there was

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Speaker 1: the moment where you're like, well, there goes sweatpants, can't

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Speaker 1: do that anymore. Or if you got called up in

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Speaker 1: the chalkboard where you have like a boner and sweatpants

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Speaker 1: a little dance. I've had boners. In my freshman year

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Speaker 1: of high school. I stood up and I had to

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Speaker 1: tuck up and and then like one of my buddies

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Speaker 1: called me out. It was like you just said to

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Speaker 1: got him, and I kind of went off, and after

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Speaker 1: that it was this is a note for if you're

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Speaker 1: in eighth grade, ninth grade and you get a lot

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Speaker 1: of boners, call your boners out, get ahead of it,

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Speaker 1: get ahead of it. Ya. Then as soon as I

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Speaker 1: did that, all the kids were like, Yeah, this guy's funny.

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Speaker 1: He's talking about boners. I'm like, so then I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: shut up about my boner anytime I got a boner.

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Speaker 1: It was an announcement. So let me get this cans

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Speaker 1: on top of it. You're gonna recommend a children across

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Speaker 1: America's what I'm saying. Allegedly, take my advice word for word. Allegedly,

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Speaker 1: you have a new direction, good job, or you have

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Speaker 1: let's see, you're a girl and you've got giant nipples

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Speaker 1: nipples and it's and it's just it's poking out, or

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Speaker 1: your dick is always hard, whatever it is, get in

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Speaker 1: front of it. If you're if you're like a fat kid,

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Speaker 1: you have some fat jokes in the back pocket. Wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, you went too far.

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Speaker 1: Let's stick with the nipples. Kid with huge nipples, and

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Speaker 1: constant bones. I'm saying, if you have a thing, because

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Speaker 1: I was a cripple kid in high school or in

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Speaker 1: people are going to make fun of you about, I

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Speaker 1: would just stick to cripple kids sculling it out, and

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Speaker 1: then I think we're good. No, not not just cripple kids,

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Speaker 1: just make fun of each other. For you, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Like what Adam did was diffuse the situation.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, why isn't that kid talking about boners that,

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Speaker 1: you know, the dinner table with his family, So it's

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Speaker 1: not a thing. Can we at least admit that the

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Speaker 1: real hero here is the friend in the classroom who

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Speaker 1: audibly said, you just tucked your boner up. You notoriously

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Speaker 1: have earth shattering orgasms. My gasms were will shake the house.

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Speaker 1: I've definitely heard a couple when we were roommates, and

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Speaker 1: it was it sounded like felt hell of good. I

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Speaker 1: could barely make it out over you blasting red hot

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Speaker 1: chili Peppers every time. What is the stadium arcadium? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was weird, man, We would hear that all the time. Well, sorry,

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Speaker 1: you guys weren't sucking. Well, bro, it's cool. No, we're quiet.

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Speaker 1: We're just we're respectful. You guys were making love, not me.

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Speaker 1: I was blasting stadium arcadium and go into town, you fu,

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Speaker 1: I'm like coitus. It's the orgasms. He's got earth shattering orgasms, dude. See,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have extra feeling. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: imagine that. I will say that once I moved out

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Speaker 1: and I had privacy, my orgasms have become a little

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Speaker 1: bit more groundbreaking, not earth shattering. And I think that

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Speaker 1: it was the privacy. And it's a shame that I

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Speaker 1: was worried about what you guys thought about what my

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Speaker 1: orgasms sounded like enough to keep it quiet, Adam, I

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Speaker 1: got respect for you for just doing you. Bro. Well,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I out of a level and as

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Speaker 1: I also respect you. And that's why I played the

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Speaker 1: Chili Peppers so loudly. Right, it's the perfect music to

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Speaker 1: play while having sex because it's a roller coaster ride.

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Speaker 1: There's some they want to stop addicted to the chin

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Speaker 1: dig and then every once in a while they'll slow

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Speaker 1: it down and so wait, can you can go longer

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Speaker 1: than one? Yeah? Bro, we fuck on concept albums. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what's up nowadays. Back then, no way, man, no way,

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Speaker 1: I gotta skip some trash. Oh yeah, well there's there's

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Speaker 1: a few. There's a few special tracks. Definitely wait for

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Speaker 1: cop isn't there, they can tag you and then you're

420
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,479
Speaker 1: free again. Wow. Yeah, the game, I don't know how

421
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 1: it ends. I guess it ends when the cops get

422
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: all the robbers. But like, I don't know how the

423
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: rob there's never any like those little kid games. There's

424
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: never any ending, you know what I mean. It just

425
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: kept going until you had to come home. They were

426
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,120
Speaker 1: designed to just say, I never remember like winning at

427
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: Cops and Robbers or like any of those like games

428
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: that you sort of make up your own neighborhood. Rules

429
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 1: are our main ship. We were just like little vandals

430
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: and ship. We would literally just get a bunch of

431
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 1: rocks climbing a tree and then throw rocks at cars

432
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: that are driving tests like that happened all day long.

433
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: I remember I had to Uh, I got called to

434
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: like eat dinner, and I hear my mom screaming my

435
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: name down the street, and so I had to go home.

436
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: Eight dinner. I came back, all of my friends are

437
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: handcuffed sitting on the side of the street and the

438
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: police officers right there. There was like four of my

439
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 1: friends right there and they were getting handcuffed, and then

440
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: the cop took them back to their parents house because

441
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: they chattered some guys windshield by throwing a freaking rock

442
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: through his windshield. Damn freaking goofballs that backfired on them.

443
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever have laser tag infiltrate your groups

444
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: of friends, because that was like something that really really

445
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: changed every game, Like you guys had your own laser tag,

446
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: like in the neighborhood. A couple of kids on the

447
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: block hat and yeah, you could buy these vests at

448
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: like Toys R. And you know you had to charge him.

449
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: That was the hard part is always keep making sure

450
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: that he had batteries. But like nothing's changed. Huh yeah, totally.

451
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: He's a god. Yeah he is. He's a god. He

452
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: was a god at that party of twenty people. And

453
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: the weird thing is he's not the coolest brother, that's right,

454
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: Tim Liam Luke, Tim Luke, oh Luke over Liam, Liam's

455
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: way cool, dude, I'm a Liam gud. Sorry Liam, I'm

456
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: going with the brother I haven't met yet. You've worked

457
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: with Liam several times. Yeah, I thought you were boys

458
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: with Liam. That's weird that you check out. No, I am,

459
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: I am, but for sure, for sure the one I

460
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: don't know is the cool Yeah, I like makes sense.

461
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 1: I thought maybe some dirty ship happened on set with

462
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: you and Liam. Did you have beef? Was it like

463
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: you can't be on set together? It was definitely a

464
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,959
Speaker 1: battle of who's the hottest on set every time we

465
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: walked on set. Every time we walked on set, it

466
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: was like a real right, absolutely give and take push

467
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: and pull of who is the sexiest person on stor?

468
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: Do you remember that website? Actually like hot or not?

469
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: Hot or not was the fucking funniest thing. Dude, I

470
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: weren't you had to pick up. What do you mean

471
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: you had a picture of course, Yeah, I loved it.

472
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: I like lived by it. That would check it every

473
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: three hours and be like dude seven point eight checking

474
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: in high school and put a homio mine on there

475
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: and he was at like a nine percent or something.

476
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: We have to bring that back, you guys know, hot

477
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: or not? It was like you put a picture of

478
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: yourself and then the community of this was like two

479
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 1: thousand or two thousand three, Like early Internet, it was

480
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: do you think anybody popped off that? Do you think

481
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: anybody who was like the hottest person like got a

482
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: call from a manager and then was on Sure, I

483
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 1: bet you Hollywood. Wass how Nick lash came to be

484
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: he got his Yeah, they're like they're putting it. Lou

485
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: Pearlman was putting together ninety eight degree more, want more.

486
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: I would be willing to bet thousands of dollars that

487
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: there's a maximum hot or not issue best of hot

488
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: or not? Wait, what are you willing to bet? I'm

489
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: willing to be thousands of dollars thousands number on it.

490
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: Let's see maybe one of us wants to take this action. Yeah,

491
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: let's do that there's a hot or Not maximum issue.

492
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: So you're betting thousands that your managers like to intersect

493
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: so perfectly. It should have been the editor. I don't

494
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: think they were doing that. That's why nobody reads it,

495
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,239
Speaker 1: all right, Maybe not thousands, but they should have. This

496
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: one's controversial. It's a double there were two discs because

497
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: the soundtrack was so good. Is the soundtrack to Days

498
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: and Confused better than the movie? That's interesting? That's a

499
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: great question. Well, it's it's kind of uh impossible to

500
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: separate because especially on that movie, because that movie, the

501
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: sound track pushes the movie along so well and also

502
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: gets you in the mood for those hot seventies James.

503
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: So is the accompaniment of the visual better or not?

504
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I actually didn't think the name

505
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: Karen was correct. It's not fair because I have a

506
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: aunt Karen, who's just a really lovely lady. I feel

507
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: like Barb is like a closer to what that is.

508
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: Susan Susan, I disagree. Susan Susan is pretty good. Kurt Russell,

509
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: he's he's he's this golden ran. Yeah, he's the one

510
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: who's still kind of like, hey man, he's clean. I'm here.

511
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not against his lack of commitment,

512
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: put a ring on it already? Did he marry Goldie

513
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: Han like spirit? Come on, man, so you're a traditionalist,

514
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: believe in that. I am a Christian values. You don't

515
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: have sex till you're married. That I forgot about the

516
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: giant cross tattoo on your back. It's huge. Not everybody's

517
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: born to play. I think I can hit one out

518
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: at the Colosseum. I bet you could not. Could not

519
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: in a million years, could you? If I have, If

520
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: I have three months to practice, I'd hit it out

521
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: all right, Kyle, Okay, start practicing today, and in three months,

522
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: I guarantee you we could get you on the green

523
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: is that what they call it? In the batter's box,

524
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: on the diamond, the pitch in the batter's box. Get

525
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: me in the box. We'll get you in the box

526
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: at the Colosseum. And I want to see this happen.

527
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: I bet we can. Blake has the end. He's played

528
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: there twice. If you got paid for it, okay, okay, alright,

529
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: baseballs and pay for what you gotta pay for access.

530
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: You gotta paid for it. We're not gonna pay for it.

531
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: They're gonna let us do it. It's not gonna be

532
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: during a game. You gotta paid for it. I'll do it, Kyle.

533
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: You played baseball, right? Is this true? That like to

534
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: hit it out of there, like the pitch needs to

535
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: be at a certain sufficient speed coming in. Yeah. That's

536
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: the biggest thing is I'd have to learn how to

537
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: hit like eight. That's the turning on. It is probably

538
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: the hardest. Well, you're the one who said you need

539
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: three months. Yeah, I think I could do that. All right.

540
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see it. It actually would trim up

541
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: my waistline, which I've been looking forward to doing. Man,

542
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: you gotta use that. That's the torque that you need

543
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: to get around on that ball plan. I think I

544
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: would full on limbo suction down to like five percent

545
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: body fat, just get rid of all of it, just

546
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: like that. Over day, just be rapped over day. This

547
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: dude just said overday. Well, I'm not doing it overnight.

548
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: I know, but I love over day. I'm not doing

549
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: it overnight. I'm doing it over the daytime. You go

550
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: to like a store, they're like, we give you a

551
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: lot suction over day two for one. I'm not doing it. Overnight, though,

552
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm doing it over the day. That's that's cool. I'm

553
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,959
Speaker 1: not not going in at nighttime to get it done

554
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: and does a daytime procedure. I'm going to start in

555
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: the morning and they're gonna work however many hours it

556
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: takes and get done probably by lunch time. I'll go

557
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: home and have a shredded ass six packing back lingerie

558
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: football And if you guys at home haven't watched this

559
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: ship it's not just like girls in underwear playing football.

560
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: They these fucking jock women in like scan not scanily clad,

561
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: but they're in like sports bras and like, uh, I

562
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: guess like underwear shaped shorts or whatever. But they fucking

563
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: light each other up. These quarterbacks have cannons and these

564
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: women are catching balls. They're checking people in the walls.

565
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: It's fucking There's YouTube town we founded when we lived

566
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: at Hamblin and it was like like scrolling through the

567
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: direct TV, it's like Lingerae Football League, what is this?

568
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: Clicking on? Do tell? Yeah? And then it's like, holy shit,

569
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: this is like a great game. This is really good.

570
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: Speaking of ship talk, one of those girls from from

571
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,959
Speaker 1: that like I like clip or whatever, had the best

572
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: ship talk game, she was like, oh my god, did

573
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: you shift your pans to some other girl? She's like,

574
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: you fucking stink. It's like she's in her head now, man,

575
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: what an ultimate slam? Did you ship your pants? I

576
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: dreamed that we wire up every player athlete and that's

577
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: all they say. Uh, that would be a great thing.

578
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: Like even in the NFL, if you're the guy that's

579
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: wired up, if you're constantly just going like, oh my god,

580
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: this guy's just shipped his pants. That's what they keep

581
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: getting on CBS or wherever. It's aaring. That's hard knock, softball,

582
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: hard knock. It's just being like, oh, pe, you dude,

583
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: you ship your pants. Eventually, I believe that Djane at

584
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: that caliber, in that level, will evolve into you also

585
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: are doing magic and illusions. Just magician DJ. You're making

586
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: people's money disappeared to that. That's gonna be my new

587
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: uh my next Disney Plus. That makes sense. Magician DJ,

588
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: magic DJ, Yeah, magic DJ camp that makes so much sense.

589
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: The drop of a DJ is just like the reveal

590
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: of a magician. Yeah, doves fly out, come on. Yeah,

591
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Yeah, are you going to do that? Blake

592
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: hot dog head Hot doghead. What did you guys get

593
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: those um those nipple things when you were going through puberty?

594
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: What's no? No, not like your nipples hurt? Yeah, dude, No,

595
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: I didn't remembers. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

596
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about them in years, dude. I remember those.

597
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: So that's why I like people would be like, oh,

598
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: this one here, they would grab it. Yes, yeah, that's yes.

599
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm still waiting for my growth spurt because I've

600
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: never heard of really nipples right now, and they're pretty

601
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: soft at the end. Now, imagine a marble in the

602
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: tip and that's what it used to be, a bowl

603
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: in the tip. Yeah, I specifically remember, like never. He

604
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: also like, you didn't get pitt here until you were

605
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: like I was a late bloomer, get until college, and

606
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: that's why you guys are. So I just remember grabbing

607
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: either like Kyle or my friend Teddy's nipples and in

608
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: them flipping out like dude, that hurts really bad, and

609
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: it was like, WHOA, I thought I thought this was

610
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: something we did. Man. I loved I loved how quiet

611
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: you got when you're like I just remember grabbing Kyle's

612
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: or you know, pinching like you know, it's like amongst friends,

613
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: we pinched nipples. I just remember grabbing allegedly. I don't know, Kyle,

614
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: how did you feel when I did that? No? I

615
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: haven't thought about it forever and yet hurt so fucking bad? Man?

616
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: What are those things? What is that? That's a good

617
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: your body being like are these gonna be titties? And

618
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: then your other part of your bodies like no, no,

619
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: we're holding off and it's like we were just trying.

620
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: That's like that's like scientific, like the test those are

621
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: estrogen pods, so those and then the testosterone at that

622
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: point is like nah, yeah, exactly what the fuck? It

623
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,959
Speaker 1: forms a marble that could also be wild milk. Yeah,

624
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 1: well this is no, no, no, are you there as

625
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: exactly what it is? Yeah? That's important, it is. That

626
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: is important. When I moved here to my friends were

627
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: in a softball league with Nitro from American Gladiators. They

628
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: were like, we just want to meet people. They joined

629
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: up and they're like, dude, Nitro is in our softball

630
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 1: league and I was like, we're in Hollywood, baby, whatever happened?

631
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: Didn't they try to bring back American Gladiators and just

632
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,479
Speaker 1: sort of yeah, it was back. It was good. Yeah,

633
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: what happened? That sucks? It was canceled too quickly. Man,

634
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: give it, give it some time to shine. It was

635
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: kind of a band aid for the Writer's Guild strike

636
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: and what X row five or whatever that was. They

637
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: like didn't have any TV. They need a reality TV.

638
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: They brought back American Gladiators and said take that a. Now,

639
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: for those of you guys listening, w t A is

640
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: the Writer's Guild of America and sometimes they go on

641
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: strike and TV doesn't happen. So American Gladiators happened, strike again,

642
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: and now it's the Rocks show Titans games. That's right,

643
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: It's just okay that game. I don't want to sound

644
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: like a sociopath, but it's too much of like the

645
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: personal story. I don't give a fuck, Like, go out

646
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: there and play against the gladiators. That's what was awesome

647
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: about American Gladiators is you just before you knew it,

648
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: you were in the game. You were in the event.

649
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 1: Well that's why American Ninja Warrior rules is because it's

650
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: the same with Gladiators. You're like, oh, I could do that,

651
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: even if you couldn't, even if you like probably would

652
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: just get drastkicked, you believe, Like, yeah, you know what

653
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: I would, I'd choose for the leg and I'd take

654
00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: him down. I watched Pinocchio terrifying. Yeah, that's got a

655
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 1: crazy part, gariest movie, and I was high. I was super.

656
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I want to watch

657
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: Pinocchio and just and just you know eight like six

658
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: out of balls and smoked a joint to myself and

659
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: truly terrified. Yeah, here's the story breakdown and like quick beats.

660
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: It was a forties movie. It's so old burial. Uh.

661
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: And then so there's Geppetto, Jeppetto, super Italian, kind of

662
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: forgot how like yeah, yeah he is. Even though his

663
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: name is Jepetto, I think he's the basis of all

664
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: Italian people from Yeah, all the stereotypes is Geppetto. And

665
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: he's like really into he's kind of a weirdo. He's

666
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: like really into woodworking and just makes clocks and whenever

667
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: he's trying to party, he rocks all the clocks at lunch,

668
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: which makes an insane, pretty annoying noise, and him and

669
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: his cat dance. So he is that's how you meet

670
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, this he's carving this up Pinocchio, and

671
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: he's like, I wish he was a real boy, and

672
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: then prays to like the star this ferry comes down.

673
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: It's like, it's a real boy when you wish upon

674
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: a star. Yeah, who's who's wishing cricket. He's like the

675
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: host of the movie. Yeah, he's the conscience and your

676
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: guy have a little whistle. Yes that's all I remember.

677
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 1: So anyway, so he becomes a real boy. The first

678
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: thing Japetto does, which is an insane move, is he goes,

679
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: guess what, you gotta go to school today? First day

680
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: this kid's alive. Doesn't even spend a day like going

681
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,439
Speaker 1: to have some fun, going to the water park or something.

682
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: Working man, I guess yeah, but I mean it was

683
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: the middle of the night that this kid came alive.

684
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 1: You don't even kick with the kids. So anyways, he

685
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: goes bad father. Yeah that is weird. He's like, my

686
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: one wish is that you're a real boy. Okay, get

687
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: the funk out of my hair. To school. Yeah. So

688
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: then he doesn't even walk him to school. He doesn't

689
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,240
Speaker 1: even walk the kid to school. This is a child,

690
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: This is a wooden child. First day alive. He's a

691
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: real boy, you have. He's the whole plot of the movie, right.

692
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: He wants to be recuse, that's what it is. He's

693
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: not actually real because he's still wouldn't he still want

694
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: to school. Then this like Gnarly Fox comes and was like,

695
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: oh shoot, I'm gonna sell this guy to slavery, allegedly

696
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: does sells him into like this, this marionette like puppeteer

697
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: guy was a psychopath, locks him in a cage. Jimmy

698
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: Cricket gets them, they sneak out, then they get spoilers.

699
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: The spoiler coming in hot welcome to this is letting

700
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: the whole room know that there's your poop in that

701
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,479
Speaker 1: potted plant is something of I don't what is that.

702
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: It was the confidence that was built through that half

703
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: hour to where I got a rapport with this audience

704
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: and it was it was going great. It was a

705
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: great show, and they were fully on board with everything

706
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: I was doing. So you just were like, I'm unstoppable, guys,

707
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. It was a great night. And you know,

708
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: just the honesty that I was trying to have with

709
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: this crowd and just admitting like, hey, I didn't think

710
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: it was going to go well because I shipped in

711
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: that potted plant right before getting on stage, and people

712
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: were like, what why throw a weird lie after he's

713
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: built this rapport with us right now? And then I

714
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: was like, yo, go check that potted plant. Someone did

715
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: and he's like, there's a shift in here. I just

716
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: remember somebody telling a story about how they're like in

717
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: their bed with their girlfriend at the time and the

718
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: rats were like under their beds, scratching around and they

719
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: were like, who is that nose? I was like, oh not,

720
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: that's just god. That was me and my my ex girlfriend,

721
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,720
Speaker 1: and I remember I told her it was the pipes

722
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: because you heard like like on the hardwood floor. You

723
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: heard like the rat like on the way in, and

724
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: she was like, what's that? And I go an old house,

725
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: It's just old pipes. You just were like rats, rats,

726
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: rattling rat. That was do Can you imagine know if

727
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: it was a ratit suwey who like jumped in your

728
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: hair and like taught you how to funk. Right there

729
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: we go rat movie idea. I just watched rat to

730
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: Tui for the first time very recently. What is a

731
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: rat ta Tui? Well, it's it's a deal, but I

732
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: thought it was a food. It's okay, great, but where

733
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: where where are you? I said, it's a Pixar movie,

734
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: and you said right, but I thought would You also

735
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: said you know it was both of those that you

736
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: also said that it lands in the back of your

737
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: hair and tells you how to fun. You called it

738
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: a rat to twee, and I'm like, how does the

739
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: dish land in the back of your hair? Have you

740
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: seen rats? I do understand it's a movie and that

741
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: stars a mouse. Is the mouse named ratitude rat? And

742
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: then no, no, no, no, hold on, it's the mouse

743
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: named It's a rat named Ratit basically basically don't okay,

744
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: that's bullshit, isn't it known as a rat? Tattoo? Is

745
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: eat T's name? E T? Well, no one knows what

746
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: should we name the male Karen? And like Kyle was

747
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: always on the list, and yeah, well it's the hard

748
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: k it's the sound that is. I thought Chad is

749
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: a better choice. I honestly thought Chad is the one.

750
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: I talked about Chad and Derek's for like twenty minutes

751
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: on in my stand up special Todd It's all Todd. Yeah,

752
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: I feel like Chad is a bro. Well, Todd to

753
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: me sounds like a dumb guy, like, oh, good one, Tod.

754
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: Todd's an idiot, good one, Todd. But that's who these

755
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: people are. These people are radiots, right, That's that's the

756
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 1: Chad is more Aggroad's young from in my mind, he's

757
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: a young soul. Oh wow, interesting, Chad is a young soul.

758
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: To wait, were we not talking about souls? I don't know.

759
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: I actually want to transition to souls. That's why I

760
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: picked and always talking souls. Yeah, I don't have one,

761
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: so I just like to talk. Come on, give yourself

762
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: some credit. You've got a beautiful heart in there. Somewhere.

763
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: There should be one bully for high school, and you

764
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: run for it, just like you run for prompting. He

765
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: gets the bully. He's the funniest bully. What he says,

766
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: it's usually true that you are ugly, and he gets

767
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: the ride on the back of everyone's wheelchair. They would

768
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: they had always take my wheelchair and push that ship.

769
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, this isn't your job, man. You have If

770
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: you had electric wheelchair in my high school, you were

771
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: somebody's ride to class. That was just the deal you made.

772
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: With the environment. I never got the I think my

773
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: parents didn't have enough money to to spring for the

774
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: electric one. They were like, yeah, well someone's pushing you.

775
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: I don't want this. Chiseled asked Chris Hemsworth ordering pizza.

776
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: I want Adam Divine with a donk ordering pizza. No,

777
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: he's delivering it. He's delivered or you were delivering it. Well,

778
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: I wasn't ordering. I was a pizza delivery guy. I was, well,

779
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: that's okay because I was once a delivery guy. And

780
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: I know how you sneak slices in the car. Bro

781
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's all good. You would eat the pizza

782
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: from this A couple of toppings? Yeah, here and there?

783
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: You serious? I was also a pizza delivery guy, and

784
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: you have broken code. You are going to hell. That

785
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: is breaking code. Well, I mean I didn't. Come on, guys,

786
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: everybody takes a little topping here and there. Come on,

787
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: how dare you listen to him? Ben? Come on? That

788
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: is breaking code. They trust you with the pizza. I

789
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: don't do it anymore. I don't deliver anymore. So this

790
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: is like, God, get it off your chest. You're getting

791
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: off your chest. I got your you gotta be prepared

792
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: for what's gonna happen. Yes, are you guys talking to silver?

793
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: Civil war that's gonna go over? Hey, No, that's what

794
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: people are talking about now. I said civil. I said civil,

795
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: But we're talking about silver. Have you noticed? Hey, hey,

796
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: rewind the podcast. Rewind the podcast and check. Let's see

797
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: if I said silver or civil. I think it's about

798
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: to be a goddamn civil war in this podcast booth

799
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: right now. I want to say, you said silver war

800
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 1: in Workaholics. I think Adam Demant said that once. Yeah,

801
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: I know, that's it. What's great about playing this dumbass

802
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: character of Adam demantcause I gott mess up and say

803
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: a lot of stupid ship that just ended up in

804
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: the show. We're keeping it. Yeah. I think my best

805
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: trick was the skid. Oh my god, dude, I could

806
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: just lay some fucking skin. I could skid for days.

807
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: I was the hardest skiter on the block. That was

808
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: the best way to arrun. You're still laying skid marks, right, yeah, baby,

809
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: laying a little tire on the pavement. Hello, if you

810
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: saw Homie from like across the playground and you just

811
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 1: darted over to him and they went like for like

812
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: a ship like What's Up? That was always the movie. Yeah,

813
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: you had to like see who could skip the longest? Oh, yeah,

814
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: you're talking about from turning to the side to not right,

815
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: not just like the straight sib Oh that's the Norshes.

816
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: You turn, Yeah, you turn and you fucking uh you

817
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: tail it on? You guys? Ever fun with some supersuckers?

818
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: Hell do you mean by laramie? Laramie? What you what

819
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 1: do you guys have? You just had to stand. Everybody

820
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: had to. You had to have the fifty and that

821
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: was that's what you would tuck in your pants, and

822
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: then you would have the hundred, the double banger that

823
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: was the two hundred two tanks whatever that one was.

824
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: The five had the backpack or was that the thousands?

825
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: Can we just go from the bottom up and like,

826
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: let me get reminded of this would by the way,

827
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: supersucker does not exist anymore, didn't we? We look this

828
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: up in the workholics writers room. It like doesn't exist.

829
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: Why not? Maybe they're sitting on until some guy pays

830
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: four million dollars for into it. This is important, That's

831
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: something I would collect. Yeah, I want to say that

832
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: there was a five ten fifteen thirty. There was for sure, fifty,

833
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: seventy five and a hundred and the two hundred. Okay,

834
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: So the seventy five was what what color was that?

835
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: Orange and yellow? That was the orange and yellow one.

836
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: So the hundred was the green one, blue, hundred was

837
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: blue and yellow, okay. The fifty was green bottle yellow gun.

838
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: That was the entry one everybody had. The fifty fifty

839
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: was just the first because it was called the super

840
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: fifty because it shot fifty Oh, I never knew that.

841
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: What happened was NERF bought super soaker and kind of

842
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: ruined it. If we're being real, Nerf nerve the size

843
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: the soaker and then just turned it into some some

844
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: nerve ship man. What did they do to it? It

845
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: just it looks like it doesn't hold as much water.

846
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: It's just kind of whack as hell. People also started

847
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: putting like bleach and urine in them and shooting fifty

848
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: feet and taking off like shooting convertible. I'd like to

849
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: apologize early for doing that as a teenager, did you.

850
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm lying. Bunerisms rock they're very funny, fucking

851
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: nuts nucking foots. There's a bumper stick funking go nuts.

852
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: Tuck my sits. Yeah, that that that too. Wait what

853
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: did you say tuck my sits? You said what tuck

854
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: my sits? Yeah, you get it. That's suck them, suck

855
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: my fits. So tuck my sits, tuck suck suck my face.

856
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: I was fast. Nobody could tag me. I have a

857
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: sneaking suspicion that everyone fast wasn't playing tag they were

858
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: playing real sports. Yeah, black never you didn't throw out

859
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: of the track. On the track, no one could tag me, motherfucker.

860
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: They're out playing flag football. Okay, Well there were other

861
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: There were other activities that weren't sanctioned sport that you

862
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: had to be good at. My block one was tagged.

863
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: The other was steal the bacon. And I was nasty

864
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: on that steal the bacon so ruthless. You want to

865
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: know the other one? Kick the can'll ever play that?

866
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: That game was damn ruthless. Hey, did you grow up

867
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: in the fifties? I know, I grew up in a

868
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: field in Iowa, Adams getting aheadams getting like shanked with

869
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: knives and you're like kicking cans. Bro, We lived in

870
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 1: a court like you can play games like that? Can

871
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: kick the can is so tight. I caught myself just

872
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: like touching people, probably more than I normally would. Like guys,

873
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: I was just like kind of because of lack of

874
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: human contact. And I know that they don't have it,

875
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: and you haven't touched another person, and so goddamn long

876
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 1: as you get the green light, you're These guys did

877
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: have a certain musculature that made you want to grab

878
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, these these professional shark divers. Can we

879
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: talk about a fucking hot they were? Please do I'm

880
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: over your right and I wasn't there give me the

881
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: descriptions longly long. There was a no for real, there

882
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: was this that was I mean he a local bahaman,

883
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: gentlemanham ripped dude, just like like and he had like

884
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: this wetsuit. Yeah, was his wetsuit so much cooler? Why

885
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: don't we all have trucks, trucks freaking rock dude, let's

886
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: get some flatbeds. I want to be flatbed boys. Yeah,

887
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: he does. I've been on it a few times. My gosh. Yeah,

888
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: when does Winemouth kick in? When does it kick in?

889
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: It could be bottles if you're drinking like shitty wine,

890
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: I want to say, maybe it like leaves a film,

891
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: or maybe it's a sign of grape wine. Yeah, that's

892
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: the good stuff. It could also be like a black

893
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: light for brushing teeth, like the Tarzan listerine. Guy hasn't

894
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: swung through that mouth. That's another Uh, it's a ginger

895
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: vitis indicators, so you're always going to get rain shot. Hey, guys,

896
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: how to avoid winemouth. Brush your teeth before eating, not

897
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: after the tannins in the wine, cling to any plaque

898
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: on your teeth. So technically, if you've got more plaque

899
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: on your teeth, you're going to get more wine. This

900
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: just made it so much worse. This mouthfucker doesn't brush

901
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: it is it's the Winemouth is the black light of

902
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: oral hygiene. You know what video I get sent every

903
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: once in a while is, uh, Who Gets the Dog? Man? Dog? Dude? Uh,

904
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: we want a dog? Um me Kyle and our old

905
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: roommate Teddy, we want a dog? On a TV show

906
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: called Who Gets the Dog where three groups of like

907
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: family or friends, three different groups battle over like who

908
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: the dog likes more and who they feel would be

909
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: the best fit for this dog, and then we ended

910
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 1: up winning, and I like I got on all four

911
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: because I'm a fucking cheese dick Ham and acted like

912
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: a dog to like win. I was like, yeah, it

913
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: was really a testament to our acting, like being like,

914
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: we want to win so bad. We'll put on whatever,

915
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 1: We'll say whatever we have to say, hold the heart

916
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:32,439
Speaker 1: strings of America, and you want the dog on the dog.

917
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: And then they we have this this dog Rocky who

918
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: now lives with with Teddy's family. I think, yeah, what's

919
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: the deal. Are you eating sushi people? Yes, you can't

920
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: do that right now. They're sanitized. What is the fish?

921
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: The fish are sanitized the people you put the fish

922
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: on and eat it all. Out where I live, like

923
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: sometimes in the middle of the night, the pack of

924
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: coyotes will get something and they will just go crazy,

925
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: like crazy, and you hear the animal that they got,

926
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: like screaming and stuff. It is the most like fucking

927
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: leave me alone, Leave me the funk alone. No, don't

928
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: kill me. Oh not my face. Don't eat my face first,

929
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: Eat my ass first. Oh just please eat my honey, honey,

930
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: the coyotes are out there again. Eat my ass. Please

931
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: eat my ass first? Oh god, why not my face?

932
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: Just just focused on the ass. Please, What are you doing?

933
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: Out there. That's what I'm definitely saying that. I'm definitely

934
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: saying that one if I if I get attacked by anything,

935
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: it's just like, please eat my ass first. Then e

936
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: what Kyle just walks into the woods, just asked first,

937
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: just ready to get gobbled? Are you going out to

938
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: the woods again. I'm laying traps. I'm laying more traps.

939
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: Just eat my ass, Eat my ass. That's what I

940
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 1: hope my ghost says in the afterlife was on these mixtapes?

941
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: And who are you giving them too? Because I know

942
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: you and your friends weren't sucking in high school. If

943
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: there was no Jill Scott in there, you're disqualifier. It's true.

944
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: I know, I know the whole crew. I that wasn't

945
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: a high school fucking crew right now, not at all. There.

946
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: We did go to strip clubs though, a lot of

947
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: Magic the Gathering, Yeah, gathering something I remember when I

948
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: think I must have been living with Teddy or something,

949
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: but I remember at Camden when we lived together, he

950
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,280
Speaker 1: came over and like your friends came in town and

951
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, shoot, we're gonna party and everything,

952
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: and then you guys played Magic the Gathering for four

953
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: days straight, and I don't know how to play, and

954
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: so it's just me kind of drinking, sitting around the

955
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: outside of the circle being like, does anyone Yeah, I

956
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: went trying to go do anything like now we're this

957
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: maje is. I don't even know how to make fun

958
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: of it because I truly don't know magic the gathering

959
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: at all. So you found yourself knee deep in a

960
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: booster draft. Brother, you buy a box, you make a deck,

961
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: you go at it for about four days with your

962
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: tightest bros, and you come out stronger for it. It's

963
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: a bro bond. We're talking about the cameras at the

964
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: front of the house to make sure people aren't shifting

965
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: on your doorstep for any weird stuff, home security cameras,

966
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: the cameras at the front of your house and the

967
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: back and all around and inside for some people I

968
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: know Isaac, Well, I got robbed like a handful of

969
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: years ago. That's when I put mine up, and my

970
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: neighbor told me, this is how shitty neighbors are in

971
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, Like they truly don't give a fuck. The

972
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: guy my neighbor was like, oh yeah, I told him

973
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: I got robbed, and he was like oh yeah, I

974
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: saw someone digging through your trash wearing scream masks. What

975
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: two guys? And I'm like, you didn't think to call

976
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: the police, and he goes, no, I just figured it

977
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: was someone just looking for cans or something. And I'm like,

978
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: in a screen mask, that's so terrifying, that's amazing. Yeah,

979
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: they were actually robbing your house in screen masks. Apparently

980
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:15,240
Speaker 1: that's kind of sucking baller until you're stabbed to death

981
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: by the way your neighbor robbed you and then told

982
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: you there were some people with scream masks going through

983
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: your garbage, so that you're totally thrown Yeah, oh yeah,

984
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: because the first thing you're thinking is, well, it's definitely

985
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: not this asshole who just saw them? It didn't tell

986
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: me right, look at me? Sherlock home. All of a sudden,

987
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: I just hear him playing on a cassio keyboard holding

988
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: an antique rifle. Is that what was taken from you? Yeah,

989
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: there's like two things got stolen. Who plays a keyboard?

990
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: You play keyboard? My yeah, man, I took the ivory.

991
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: They're not ivory? Are plastic on a keyboard player? Well, dude,

992
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: these are This was a elite level Cassio. Damn, you

993
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: kill the elephant. You get like toilet paper and remnants there,

994
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, get it out of there. Maybe allegedly

995
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 1: there was tons of threesomes happening between the maid the wife.

996
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: Maybe the animals are in there, they're watching. I'm not

997
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: my opinion from my own opinion from the outside. I

998
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: don't like that. I don't like that. So he's kind

999
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: of a piece of Yet I wear spandex shorts and

1000
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: I get after it. There is peni ile enlargement surgery

1001
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 1: and it's fifteen thousand dollars with an upfront one thous

1002
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: that's a deal. That's seven eight inches. We should make

1003
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: a bet, and whoever wins the bet, we all pitch

1004
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: in and get that person a bigger tick that. But

1005
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: do we do a percentage wise or like you automatically

1006
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: have to add four inches? I think it's you're gonna

1007
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: work with whatever they say they could give. Is that

1008
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: what it is? I don't I don't think they could say.

1009
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you could go I want four inches, right,

1010
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: they kind of pieces of skin from your body and

1011
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: add it all up into a pile. Okay, it says

1012
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: that it can increase length and girth measurement around the penis,

1013
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: which is girth of about one and a half to

1014
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: two and a half inches while flaccid and erect. That's

1015
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: a lot an extra two and a half inches. I

1016
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: don't like at okay, right? That is crazy? What about you?

1017
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: What's your surgery? You know? I don't know. I I

1018
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: think for sure, but also beyond that, I feel like

1019
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: want that. I think you say it's dick and then

1020
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: you get it's a two fur. It's a two fur

1021
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: you get if you get the dick, you get the

1022
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: other one for first. If you can get an extra

1023
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: two and a half inches, that's a jambone right there.

1024
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: Called back. Uh. I don't know. Probably, I see I'm

1025
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: not losing my hair yet, but I know I've seen

1026
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: my father and I see all the men in my

1027
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: family and they're all pretty fucking bald. Mother's dad was bald.

1028
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: He died when he was like forty, and he still

1029
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: had hair. Like the photos, he still had hair. But

1030
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, is that just how he's coming it? I

1031
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: don't know. My mom said he had a full head,

1032
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: but there was not a lot of photos. I just

1033
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: what's cool is that You're like, I'm worried about my

1034
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: hair falling out, but my mom's dad he died at forty,

1035
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: but I'm not worried about the health and publications. It's

1036
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 1: an elective surgery. He had a heart attack because he

1037
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: was like a he's like an alcoholic, you know. Uh

1038
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: so I'm not stopping dragging the good time memory Workaholics

1039
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: when we had a dog eat my ass and it

1040
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, what it was the bulldog from

1041
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: Modern Family. That was like, well it licked mountain dew,

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Speaker 1: code Red out of your butt. Crash. That was That

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Speaker 1: was the episode. That was the entire episode. Now what

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Speaker 1: was what was the plot? It was the one where

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Speaker 1: we went back to school and I was teasing the

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Speaker 1: National Guard or the Coastguard. The Coastguard, yeah, oh sure,

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Speaker 1: sure sure, they like tracked me down with their dog

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Speaker 1: and they're like, poor code Red, down this buck crack

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Speaker 1: and make the dog with it, and like in a

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Speaker 1: TV show, you're like, ha ha, that's that's funny. How

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Speaker 1: are we practically doing this? And everyone's like, we're putting

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Speaker 1: peanut butter on your butt and then we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a dog, Like that's practical. Movie magic baby, we did

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Speaker 1: you the justice of not putting it in near the hole.

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Speaker 1: It was like on your cheek, right, the justice probably

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Speaker 1: fell hell a good yeah the service. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: think the dogs and be like, oh, I'll be right

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Speaker 1: over here. Yeah. No, it went for it. He live

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Speaker 1: the credit card. I was on set. That was a

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Speaker 1: good morning. That was a really good morning. I remember,

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Speaker 1: fantastic morning. I'm surprised the animal people weren't like, absolutely

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Speaker 1: no way, because they're they're pretty fucking weird. And if

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Speaker 1: you're just this is important, Oh, it's very important. This

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Speaker 1: is important. M hm