Speaker 1: I talked about Kale every couple of months. I just
Speaker 1: want to know has Kale been canceled? We don't see
Speaker 1: it as much, we don't talk about it as much.
Speaker 1: We don't have Kale chips as much. I don't see
Speaker 1: Kale Caesar as much. It's just it's it's low down
Speaker 1: on the menu, like Kale Caesar is the new Caesar,
Speaker 1: like where Caesar is just sort of the loser in
Speaker 1: the corner, when like Mescalin and a Rugala are like
Speaker 1: shining bright and a rugal is even like a little canceled.
Speaker 1: There's like other things probably like esk Roll and I
Speaker 1: don't know, but like, is Kale Caesar just is it?
Speaker 1: I mean, has has Kale been canceled? I just want
Speaker 1: someone to tell me and who is is Callie Flower
Speaker 1: the new Kale? I just want to know, let me know.
Speaker 1: I want to speak to Kale's agent. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about who your high school heart throbs were. My
Speaker 1: daughter is so she's obsessed with more of a concept
Speaker 1: and a person. She loves Rudy Panko from Outer Banks
Speaker 1: like she loves him and when that show comes on,
Speaker 1: she'll be into it again. And she loves him she's
Speaker 1: obsessed with him. And that was my Matt Dylan, which
Speaker 1: we'll get back into. But Duran Durant as a whole,
Speaker 1: And yes, I did love Simon, I love John Taylor.
Speaker 1: I think it was Taylor, but loved but the whole
Speaker 1: of Duran Duran. Like just I was obsessed, like thought
Speaker 1: about it, just dreamt about it. I just I don't
Speaker 1: I like was obsessed with it, went to all the
Speaker 1: kind Really, my daughter is obsessed with stranger things. What obsessed?
Speaker 1: I took her to the premiere, she met every single person.
Speaker 1: She's such a lovely child. She's such a good girl.
Speaker 1: You know, I was wondering, and I want to talk
Speaker 1: about this separately. What spoiled is because is spoiled, acting
Speaker 1: spoiled or spoiled being spoiled? Because my daughter, with experience,
Speaker 1: is definitely spoiled. I bring her to things, I introduced
Speaker 1: her to people. She doesn't really care, but I she's
Speaker 1: had wonderful experiences. She is the most delightful, sweet, amazing
Speaker 1: child you could ever meet. So she doesn't have a
Speaker 1: spoiled bone in her body. The way she acts. She
Speaker 1: gets art supplies at school, Mama, they gave us three
Speaker 1: art supplies. I'm so excited of my own. She takes
Speaker 1: care of her things, she's kind, she's a good person.
Speaker 1: So is she spoiled, I don't know. But she gets
Speaker 1: to go to these experiences. So she's gone to uh
Speaker 1: stranger things premieer with me. Uh. And that's the where
Speaker 1: I like being That's where I do like being successful
Speaker 1: because I don't go to things on my own. I
Speaker 1: don't go to red carpet things. I don't care I
Speaker 1: go when I'm going with her. You'll see a pattern.
Speaker 1: I went to the I Heart Media Awards because oh no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I went to the Jingle Ball why because
Speaker 1: my daughter could come, and you know, it's good music.
Speaker 1: And then we got to meet Olivia Rodrigo and that
Speaker 1: is something brain will enjoy. Ah. We went to the
Speaker 1: MTV Awards. I was getting a Lifetime Achievement Award. Damilia's
Speaker 1: were there. She really wanted to come. Actually, no, she's
Speaker 1: not spoiled, so she didn't want to come. She said
Speaker 1: she was like fine without coming. I then thought that
Speaker 1: we'd regret it because it was a lifetime I mean
Speaker 1: not a lifetime it was a Reality Royalty Award, and
Speaker 1: I thought I wanted to mention her and it was important,
Speaker 1: so I wanted her to have that experience, which she loved.
Speaker 1: But she got a beautiful dress and expensive and I
Speaker 1: dressed that I bought her. That's spoiled. But she's so
Speaker 1: lovely that she couldn't have cared about coming. She only
Speaker 1: cared about supporting me. Um, But I'm digressing. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about spoiled and we can do that separately.
Speaker 1: But she is obsessed with stranger things, like lives for it,
Speaker 1: and I just know how she feels like she yearns
Speaker 1: for it. She thinks about she wants to talk about it,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mom? Okay, So like, Max, do
Speaker 1: you think that song really helped her? Like we get
Speaker 1: out of the upside down? Do you think do you
Speaker 1: think that was it? I was like, well, I think
Speaker 1: the lyrics in the song. You guys don't have to
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, I said, but some of
Speaker 1: you do. I said, I think the lyrics in the
Speaker 1: song motivated her to want to live and get out
Speaker 1: of the upside down. And so she's like, okay, but
Speaker 1: do you think but do you think that like Steve
Speaker 1: is gonna get back together with whoever and like for
Speaker 1: her name? Do you think and do you think they're
Speaker 1: gonna get back together? Do you think he likes her?
Speaker 1: But do you think she's a good person? Because I
Speaker 1: don't think he's good. The other guy's smoking pot. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm like, I think I think he's I
Speaker 1: think he had a rough year. I think he's been
Speaker 1: a dork and it was hard for him and he
Speaker 1: was misunderstood. He was called the murder And I think
Speaker 1: now Steve, now this other person, Eddie, I think they're
Speaker 1: gonna think he's the new you know. And I'm talking
Speaker 1: like we know, like we know these people where I
Speaker 1: live in this because she wants it. I'm in the
Speaker 1: upside down. She wants to talk to me for two
Speaker 1: hours like that's we're having a conver I'm like, this
Speaker 1: isn't us speaking, This is not us connecting, like we're
Speaker 1: maybe connecting. I'm talking to you about like fictitious characters
Speaker 1: that we're creative for thirty million dollars in episode, like
Speaker 1: Max isn't real and the upside down isn't real. This
Speaker 1: I'm in the upside down now with you. We're talking
Speaker 1: like these people. But that was Duran durand like I
Speaker 1: lived for them. It just wasn't a world that they
Speaker 1: lived in that I understood. I was gonna be like,
Speaker 1: do you think they're going back to London and gonna
Speaker 1: eat fish and chips? Like I all I do saw
Speaker 1: the concert in the music, these shows like we're living.
Speaker 1: I'm living in the stranger things with her, So she's
Speaker 1: obsessed with it. But the spoiled conversation I think is
Speaker 1: interesting because the reason I indulge my daughter, it's because
Speaker 1: she's not spoiled and I want her to. It's not
Speaker 1: nice things. It's not like I'm out buying her like
Speaker 1: product or crap like that. Like she'll ask me. She
Speaker 1: calls me every day to say, can I get boba?
Speaker 1: It's been two years. Every day, can I get boba?
Speaker 1: And she never doesn't call because a normal person would say,
Speaker 1: like I asked momma yesterday and she said yes. And
Speaker 1: I asked her the last three seventy seven days and
Speaker 1: she said yes, So today she's gonna say yes. But
Speaker 1: she still asks every day. She's in a mall, she
Speaker 1: wants to buy four dollars shorts. She calls me she
Speaker 1: has her ound fifty dollars and she brought them all
Speaker 1: and I give her extra. She calls me she's like
Speaker 1: the best girl. It's so she's so sweet, um, but
Speaker 1: so I indulge her because I want her enjoy her life.
Speaker 1: She's so nice. She gives me so much. I want
Speaker 1: her to enjoy these experiences. It's not about the stuff though,
Speaker 1: It's about the experiences. It's about taking her to Paris,
Speaker 1: taking her if I go to Orlando to work and
Speaker 1: it becomes more work for me to then, you know,
Speaker 1: take her to the Lazy River and do those experiences,
Speaker 1: and go to Disney and go on water Slide. I
Speaker 1: just love that. I've always loved that. I've always loved that.
Speaker 1: So it's just where I don't. But I never had
Speaker 1: her watch a lot. I never had her watch TV.
Speaker 1: She's not a device kid. I never like just fed
Speaker 1: her a bunch of junk food to make her like
Speaker 1: shut up, or just gave her TV as a babysitter.
Speaker 1: I've put in time. But she definitely is spoiled and
Speaker 1: experiences not in um material goods. I mean she has
Speaker 1: some nice things, don't get me wrong, but not in
Speaker 1: that way. And she's lovely. And it's funny because Um,
Speaker 1: I sent her this Stranger Things experience, and she's coming
Speaker 1: down to Florida with me to film show. Not for
Speaker 1: the whole time, for a couple of days. Two of
Speaker 1: the days or free days, um, but some of them
Speaker 1: are work days. And of course we're gonna be on
Speaker 1: a beach and there's a pool. And I don't I've
Speaker 1: never had a nanny, So my assistant is gonna come
Speaker 1: and do fun things with her for some of the
Speaker 1: time as well. I because when I'm off, I'll be
Speaker 1: going with her to do kid activities, so I don't
Speaker 1: get any free time. You know, That's just the way
Speaker 1: it is. But I said to her, you're doing this experience,
Speaker 1: and I expect perfection. Womer in Florida, not an ask,
Speaker 1: not a complain, not a sigh. If you are sitting
Speaker 1: in TV and it's snowing in Florida, you'll be happy
Speaker 1: because you did this experience. And now it's Mommy's sign
Speaker 1: going down for a work trip. You're coming with me.
Speaker 1: There's a pool, you have everything you could do, you
Speaker 1: know you want. You could go to see the alligators
Speaker 1: and do but you know, kids, they'll take a mile.
Speaker 1: I said, and I wanted him writing A texted her,
Speaker 1: it's just twelve. I said, I want, this is a contract.
Speaker 1: We're going down to Florida'm shooting a show, and I
Speaker 1: just want you're gonna agree. That will be zero zero asking,
Speaker 1: zero complaining. You will be Here's what I expect perfect
Speaker 1: because it's a long story and this experience she's going
Speaker 1: to and how it almost didn't happen and Mommy saved
Speaker 1: the day and you know it took a minute, and
Speaker 1: I called up my people at Stranger Things and you
Speaker 1: know all of it. But I was like, so, I
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna be a new tactic. Get
Speaker 1: it in writing. You could show them that they saw
Speaker 1: saying you said it. They forget we did that. I
Speaker 1: just did that for you. They forget. They're like they
Speaker 1: have who has short memories fucking like penguins or nats,
Speaker 1: I don't know whoever a short memories. They don't remember
Speaker 1: you said it, you bought something for them. Two minutes later,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be onto something else. And you know how
Speaker 1: it is, it's like feeling a void. If I write
Speaker 1: to her, I expect perfection because this thing is happening
Speaker 1: right now. Then I'm gonna show it back to her.
Speaker 1: I'm writing like stupid things, like I need her to pack.
Speaker 1: She likes to pack herself, and she procrastinates, and I
Speaker 1: need her to pack now for Miami because I'm not
Speaker 1: going to see her in between. She doesn't understand calendar.
Speaker 1: She's a little kid. She has to understand that, Like
Speaker 1: she's not gonna be with me at my house near
Speaker 1: her stuff to pack in time. Who cares, that's weeds,
Speaker 1: you don't care. I'm just saying she has to pack tonight,
Speaker 1: but she's not gonna be down in Florida for a week,
Speaker 1: so she doesn't understand that's has to pack now for
Speaker 1: the summer in the Hampton's. She doesn't understand that. You
Speaker 1: know why she's gonna understand it because I got a
Speaker 1: name writing, because I got it him writing. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see her, like you're gonna you know what you're I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna fucking because I don't curse my kid, but
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, I'm telling you guys, you're gonna pack,
Speaker 1: and here's here are the receipts where we agreed and
Speaker 1: it's binding, and I'll take it to kid's court. I
Speaker 1: don't know where that is I'll start it myself. I'll
Speaker 1: do it as a show, but that's legally binding. You're
Speaker 1: gonna pack tonight, not tomorrow, not later. I have it,
Speaker 1: I'm writing, I'll print it out. I'll make her sign
Speaker 1: it tonight too. I'll get a goddamn notary to my house,
Speaker 1: like you said you were gonna pack tonight. I have
Speaker 1: a notary Republic, and they'll come here with handcuffs and
Speaker 1: arrest you. It was notarized. You said it. You cannot
Speaker 1: reach this contract and you're going to be good and
Speaker 1: perfect in Florida. And you know why, because I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm writing, when does card again Age start? Start? When
Speaker 1: does card again Age start? So? I am Cardi b
Speaker 1: I'm Cardi Bethany, Like I never leave the house without
Speaker 1: a card again. I am never on a vacation, on
Speaker 1: a plane, in a car. These people that will just
Speaker 1: walk out in summer in a sun dress and like
Speaker 1: that's it, Like what do you mean that's it? Like
Speaker 1: that's your whole thing, Like it's just what you're doing.
Speaker 1: So I just want to know if that means I'm old.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this game for at least fifteen years now, Um,
Speaker 1: because when you're younger. It's like twin Setti card Agains
Speaker 1: when I was younger. I just want to know when
Speaker 1: it starts, because I'm telling I am that woman who
Speaker 1: will not go anywhere with that a card again, just
Speaker 1: a fact. So that means, let's just say I'm Cardi
Speaker 1: B because it's better than saying, how many days can
Speaker 1: you spend with another human being like you're on a
Speaker 1: romantic occasion, how many days? Like I am not that
Speaker 1: person that wants to spend fourteen days with any other
Speaker 1: human being, including my daughter, and I am she is
Speaker 1: my codependent soul sister, ride or die. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be with another human being longer than six days.
Speaker 1: I really six nights. I really don't. I need a break.
Speaker 1: I need choice time. I need choice time. Choice time
Speaker 1: within that vacation still doesn't count because I have a
Speaker 1: ready started to despise the person. So choice time just
Speaker 1: means that I have to get back to the person.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who it is, leave me the fuck
Speaker 1: alone after a certain number of days. Okay, we can
Speaker 1: do this. We can pretend we peeked. We peaked. It's
Speaker 1: like being at a club at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Now I look seventy five years old. Now them scares
Speaker 1: down my face. Now my breath is not what it
Speaker 1: was five hours ago. The perfume has worn off, the
Speaker 1: music is shitty now, and I'll tech now and they're
Speaker 1: digging to the bottom of the goddamn fucking playlist barrel
Speaker 1: to figure out what to play for like music to
Speaker 1: find out who to fuck buy at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, and like it's just all wrong. You could
Speaker 1: leave leave at Boston, does it right closing times, like
Speaker 1: before two o'clock liquor license is done. It's enough when
Speaker 1: you're my age, eleven thirty midnight. Okay, we don't need
Speaker 1: to beat it to death. We don't need to do
Speaker 1: that with other individuals that you're away with either. I
Speaker 1: don't need roommates to be with for all the time.
Speaker 1: And when I was younger it was a little different.
Speaker 1: I could go longer. Now at this age and this stage,
Speaker 1: I do not need to be with another fucking human
Speaker 1: being more than six nights. And by the way, that's
Speaker 1: being generous. Okay, Like Paul, yes, because I love him
Speaker 1: and we have a good dynamic and it gets great.
Speaker 1: But trust me, we're on that plane coming home when
Speaker 1: the wheels come off. I've heard about addicts when they're
Speaker 1: about to get to their fix, they start to get
Speaker 1: all like cheery and they're about to get you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I want to be I'm a
Speaker 1: loner at heart. I will start to look at somebody
Speaker 1: like I don't even know them and I've never met
Speaker 1: them in my life, and that why are they even
Speaker 1: in my personal space after a certain amount of time,
Speaker 1: like it will be and it's by the way, and
Speaker 1: once I get to a place, I have to defrost
Speaker 1: in the beginning to I'll get to a place and
Speaker 1: probably like I know you want to leave, I'll be like, no,
Speaker 1: I love you, but I have to defrast. Like I
Speaker 1: have to defrast another thing. When I take a nap.
Speaker 1: If I take a daytime nap, I am such a
Speaker 1: cranky afterwards. There's no way to describe it. It is
Speaker 1: like I don't really sleep, so if I do, there's
Speaker 1: such a situation that gets worked out through that nap,
Speaker 1: Like it's like I'm working on my problems, my toxins,
Speaker 1: the alcohol from a trip, everything that's gone on all
Speaker 1: my working before the trip. Everything. I wake up and
Speaker 1: I said to Paul in the car on the way
Speaker 1: back into the city yesterday because we just got back
Speaker 1: from being on a trip. I said to him, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like really cranky when I wake up from uh
Speaker 1: a nap, And he said yeah, also when you wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning, I'm like right, and he's like,
Speaker 1: and also if you haven't sleep that night, like right.
Speaker 1: So it's not that easy, but yes, after a certain
Speaker 1: period of time, but I'll have a best friend, and
Speaker 1: you know I want to I don't want to see
Speaker 1: your fucking face again after a couple of days on
Speaker 1: a vacation. Everything they do, forget it. Paul points it
Speaker 1: out that I should never share a room with a
Speaker 1: girlfriend because that's where the annoying really happens. To sleep,
Speaker 1: the wake, the chewing, snacking, the fucking pajamas get away
Speaker 1: from me.