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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Scott? Oh yes, let's see. Hey Scott,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Colby Sazarek and I'm

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Speaker 1: with Staffing and Temp Agency. Oh sure, Hi. How you

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Speaker 1: doing today? I'm good? How are you, sir? Not too bad?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually pretty excited because I think I just booked

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Speaker 1: you a job that I would say it's pretty incredible. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Really tell me about it. Oh, I'd love to. I'll

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Speaker 1: start with the pay. It actually pays fifty bucks an hour.

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Speaker 1: That's great. That's a lot more than I had before.

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Speaker 1: So thank you. Yeah, no problem. And guess what. The

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Speaker 1: job is guaranteed for three weeks and also it could

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Speaker 1: turn out to be permanent if they like you enough.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is a call that i've running form.

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Speaker 1: So what's what's the job until? Well, you'll be working

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Speaker 1: down at the County Morgue. Oh you know what that is, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's for people of task. Yeah, they store the dead's there.

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Speaker 1: So I hope you're not squeamers or anything like that,

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Speaker 1: because that might be a deal breaker. Well, I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: that i'll be doing paperwork correct. No, this is much

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Speaker 1: more hands on. They actually want to hire you to

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Speaker 1: mechanically suck out the gas from dead people's rerins. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know they do autopsies there, and I guess they've

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Speaker 1: had a lot of problems with corpses passing gas. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's still in their system for a while, so

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Speaker 1: they need someone to go in there and kind of

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Speaker 1: suck it out, and they want attempt to do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really trained to do that. I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: and that's the thing. So I spoke with them on

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Speaker 1: the phone, and I talked you up because you've worked

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Speaker 1: in the cleaning industry before, and you've got experience with vacuums.

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Speaker 1: So I thought, no brainer. You've got a vacuum, right.

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Speaker 1: They want me to bring my own vacuum. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: asked if you could supply the vacuum. You really want

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Speaker 1: me to use my home vacuum, the one that I

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Speaker 1: cleaned my floor with. Well, I don't really care what

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Speaker 1: kind of vacuum you use, but yeah, you might as

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Speaker 1: well if it's laying around the house. And here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, the previous guy who was the fart sucker

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Speaker 1: there ended up retiring, so this is one of those

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Speaker 1: job opportunities you could have for a while. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: Is that so this is the actual title? It's a

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Speaker 1: fart sucker flatulence removal or something like that. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but Layman's terms, fart sucker is what it is. And

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Speaker 1: so you'd be doing that for you eight hours a

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Speaker 1: day for who knows the next thirty years if you're lucky.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you seem a little shocked, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you are, because job opportunities like this don't come

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Speaker 1: around often, so you're welcome. Well, that's true. They're certainly

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Speaker 1: pretty far and few between. I'm just a little shocked

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Speaker 1: just because most of the stuff that I've been sent

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Speaker 1: out on and I've done before is really just you know,

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Speaker 1: tedious work of paper fire copying. Yeah, I don't need

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Speaker 1: like a medical degree for this or a background like that.

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Speaker 1: No you don't, because I mean, they're dead. Can't really

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Speaker 1: hurt them more than they already have been, right, But

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Speaker 1: there isn't like any specific procedure for this. No, not

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Speaker 1: that they told me. They just said they need somebody

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Speaker 1: with a vacuum. Other than that, listen, I really appreciate you,

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Speaker 1: you know, giving me this opportunity. I'm just not really

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Speaker 1: sure that this is precisely in my wheelhouse. What you know,

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Speaker 1: what all you have to do is just think of

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Speaker 1: it as taking the air out of a really old tire,

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Speaker 1: a really smelly old tire. I never really pictured myself,

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Speaker 1: you know, doing this sucking farts out of the deceased

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Speaker 1: for my whole life. Oh, you know what, don't be

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Speaker 1: so hard on yourself. I'm not trying to be hard

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Speaker 1: on myself, and I'm trying to be realistic. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I think that you have the perfect skill set to

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Speaker 1: suck farts out of dead people, and I think you're

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Speaker 1: being a little bit of a down her. Um. You

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Speaker 1: know what, You're right, you know, you make good points.

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Speaker 1: The money is fantastic, So, um, I guess I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to start sucking fart wonderful. In that case, I should

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Speaker 1: probably tell you it's a prank phone call before you

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Speaker 1: start fart sucking. What do you mean? Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your sister Amy set you up. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Your sister told me that you've been

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Speaker 1: working with a temp agency and they've sent you on

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Speaker 1: some really strange jobs recently. Oh my god, so she

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke on you. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I fell for that, although second farts does sound like

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Speaker 1: a better job than filing. Yeah, let's start a business.

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Speaker 1: What do you think you want to go to business?

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. I'm happy to do it. Let's go

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with joint five