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Speaker 1: Today, I called my best friend cute ooh spicy best

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Speaker 1: friend or best friend with benefits?

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, my sister twenty two and I

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Speaker 1: twenty mail were discussing my best friend twenty mail behind

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Speaker 1: his back. Oh yeah, I don't remember how the topic

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Speaker 1: came out, but my sister was addressing the fact that

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Speaker 1: my best friend, at some point in time, said I

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Speaker 1: looked cute. I didn't think anything of it, but my

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Speaker 1: sister was of the opinion that most straight guys don't

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Speaker 1: call other straight guys cute.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, speak for yourself, look cute as hey, c

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Speaker 2: as you as.

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Speaker 1: I love how you both had the same exactly, but

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Speaker 1: you're right, the man with the beard and.

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Speaker 2: Uh, the man with the abs, and the.

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Speaker 1: Man with the booty delicious booty. This conversation was happening

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Speaker 1: in front of my sister's friends, and all the other

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Speaker 1: friends agreed. I argued that my best friend was straight

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Speaker 1: fuck y so straight, and pointed out that a couple

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Speaker 1: of my sister's friends actually knew that firsthead Hey, oh

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Speaker 1: high five, no headero, I argue, that's so funny. I

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Speaker 1: closed my argument by calling him Q two, which raised

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Speaker 1: a few eyebrows, but no one questioned my sexuality, at

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Speaker 1: least in my face. Man with chill sexuality chill too.

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Speaker 1: He's the most secure out of this whole group.

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Speaker 2: That's true, that's true.

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Speaker 1: All of that changed yesterday when my best friend posted

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Speaker 1: photos on ig of him kissing his male roommate with

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Speaker 1: the caption the cat is out of the closet. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: we got the switch to room. Yeah. Albeit shocking, I

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Speaker 1: was really happy for him, freaking awesome. But I instantly

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Speaker 1: remembered the cute conversation with my sister, and I hope

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Speaker 1: she and her friends would have forgot about it, but

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Speaker 1: they didn't show. My sister and her friends ambushed me

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Speaker 1: as soon as I came home yesterday and couldn't wait

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Speaker 1: to show me photos on their phones of good looking

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Speaker 1: guys and asking me to rate their cuteness, and they

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Speaker 1: made sure to put the following in air quotes from

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Speaker 1: a straight guy's perspective. Thanks thanks to my sister's big mouth,

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Speaker 1: my parents also got in fault. Oh no, my mom's

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Speaker 1: talking about taking me shopping for pants that will make

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Speaker 1: both of her asses look great. Even my dad is

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Speaker 1: joking about having another sex talk since the first talk

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Speaker 1: was the heterosexual version.

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Speaker 2: Guys need to stop.

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Speaker 1: These guys need to stop. Lesson learned. Shut the f up, bro,

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Speaker 1: I all right to be too like like on the

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Speaker 1: bright side, it seems like everyone's pretty like imbursing which

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Speaker 1: way O Pie's yeah, uh uh.

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Speaker 2: But you're right. These these these these these people are

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Speaker 2: these people are too much. These people I'd be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm cute. How about y'all? Yeah, yeah, And I can

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Speaker 2: say myself is cute. Why can't I say anyone else

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Speaker 2: is cute? Bam bam bam.