1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: It's just also crazy because I blackmailed my own mother, 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: and this is why I'm thrilled about it. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 2: I'd watch your back, o bee, because you know that 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: age old phrase. Your mama can put you into this world, 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 2: TA can. 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: Just as easily take you out, unless unless she's blackmailing 7 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: then she taken you bott unless she's blackmailing you back exactly. 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: I mean, if we're getting a little proxy war, could 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: get crazy. 10 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 2: Whose guns bigger? 11 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 3: We're about to see? 12 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: For quick backstory, my mother is a text book narcissist, 13 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: and her whole family has always tiptoed around her feelings 14 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: since she had a kid at fifteen and had to 15 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: give it up for adoption. As my grandparents refuse to 16 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: quit their jobs to care for a baby. 17 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 2: I mean, fair on the grandparents. So I guess, yeah, 18 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 2: another one is starting off high. Yeah dang. 19 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: Her parents literally bought her houses and gift her twenty 20 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: to fifty thousand dollars a year. 21 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 3: That's a salary. 22 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 2: WHOA a salary for getting knocked up? Not bad, I'm 23 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 2: about I'm about sign me up, give me that pregnancy. 24 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 2: I wanted to eat pickles, Oh swallen feet with the 25 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 2: peanut butter. 26 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: That's like pregnancy the pickles with the peanut butter bro 27 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:16,039 Speaker 1: that's the pregnancy special right. I twenty five female, and 28 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: my fiance, twenty seven male, just got our first home together. 29 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: The down payment was twelve thousand, and my mom offered 30 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: me three thousand towards it to help us out. 31 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: Not bad. 32 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 3: Also, where oh pe, where are you buying? Hot boy? 33 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,919 Speaker 2: We're trying to have okop like compound? Yeah damn. 34 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: Now, I did not ask for this, she offered, and 35 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: we would have had waited a few months, no problem. 36 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 3: And been able to do this anyways. 37 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 2: Nice. 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: Anyhow, this year, my grandfather passed away and she got well. 39 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 3: Over eighty grand handed to her, so it's not like 40 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 3: she needed the three k okay long story short, What if. 41 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: Our appliances was on the fritz and I told my 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: mom I didn't have time to talk because I was 43 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 1: working on our appliance. Well, within an hour, my cousin 44 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: calls me from my grandma's house to say that my 45 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: mom and my grandma are on the phone and Grandma 46 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: is saying things like, who cares. 47 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 3: If it's broken, let him buy a new one. You 48 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 3: just bought her a house. 49 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: You better not. 50 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,399 Speaker 3: Give her one more. 51 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:17,679 Speaker 2: Damn granny's shutting down the faucet. Oh good, grave more 52 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 2: easy street for you. 53 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: Nope, now here's the thing. Number one, the appliance is fixed. 54 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: It works fine. Number two, I didn't ask for a dime. 55 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: The rhymes thrice, number three I never said anything was 56 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: broken or had to be replaced. 57 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 3: And number four, she did not have to help us 58 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 3: out in buying a house. We could have handled it. 59 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: So while the drama, why all the drama, Mama, all 60 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 2: the drama? 61 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,959 Speaker 1: Well, this absolutely set me off. I also sent screenshots 62 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 1: of my conversations with my mom talking about this cousin 63 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 1: who was recently visiting. My mom was literally saying things 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: like she can't have an eating disorder when all she 65 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: did was eat when she was here. 66 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 3: This mom, this mom is on another level. 67 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 1: I was basically saying, I don't don't believe her at all. 68 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: All she does is talk crap. And look at what 69 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 1: she says about you as soon as you turn your 70 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: back and leave. She's acting fake a f all week sham, A. 71 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: Lot of rhymes in this one, eh, doctor Susan, this bitch. 72 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 3: Now I found out there was more. 73 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 2: Well, there's always more there's always always little dirtier. 74 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: I found out my mom had been telling the whole 75 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: side of the family that she completely outright purchased our 76 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: home for us, outright purchase outright. 77 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 2: Purchased like maybe what like one hundred grand She said, 78 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 2: I'm three to one hundred. 79 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: Dude, probably like yeah, one fifty three fifty, and that 80 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: she was sending us money for our bills because we 81 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: were so bad with money. 82 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 2: Oh my god, pants and fire sitting on a telephone wire. 83 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: This mom is trifling. I was pitched by this as well. 84 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: I suspect this stems from her jealousy because I started 85 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: working at her old job. 86 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 3: I surpassed her. 87 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: In her poss And not only do I make more 88 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: money than her, they're paying me to get a bachelor's 89 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: degree so they can give me another promotion. 90 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 2: Oh, get a promotion on promotion that's called motion upward ability, 91 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,279 Speaker 2: right ability. 92 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: Now, after some super sleuthing on my end, I found 93 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: out that my mom got twenty thousand from my grandma 94 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: the same month that we bought our house, because. 95 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 2: No, because, oh god. 96 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 3: She needed help since I just bought my daughter a 97 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 3: whole house. 98 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 2: Dude, money, These freaking crocodile tears. Gotta go, dude, gotta 99 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 2: feed this woman to the crockett. 100 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: So like like literally you tell this like whyring to 101 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: get like twenty grand wired to you that month, like 102 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: oh my goshy right after she just got eighty grand. 103 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 2: She knows how to work the system. 104 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 1: She really does the parent these bro, Granny gotta cut 105 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 1: her off, I'm sorry, when in reality she has spent 106 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: it all on substances and fancy dinners with the men 107 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: that don't value her. 108 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: Yo. So mam would be out here slang in that 109 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 2: poo tanger slang in the COUCHI and the daughters, and 110 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 2: she's paying too. 111 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 3: And she's bro, she's paying. 112 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 2: She's like getting jiggilos or something, or getting like these two. 113 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 2: She being like sugar mama. 114 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe like big cougar energy over. 115 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. She's like, because hey, boys, value is steak dinner. 116 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,799 Speaker 2: Let's see what that piece of meat can do later. 117 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 3: Okay. 118 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 1: So she doesn't say the mom's age, but she, oh, 119 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: p is twenty five. 120 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 2: Okay, so mom's probably like at least sixty something like 121 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 2: that between fifteen and sixty. I imagine between fifteen sixty. 122 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, no, she actually said had a kid when 123 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: she was fifteen, So fifteen plus twenty five. 124 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 2: Oh wow, Oh so she's young mama. She's young, young mama, 125 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 2: right yeah, on the prow. So she's forty forty in 126 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 2: her life. Wow, dude, prime time to be a coogar. Honestly, 127 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 2: that's peak peak, it's peak. You're crushing it. 128 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 3: You do it. There you go. 129 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 1: After I sent all of these documents and screenshots to 130 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: the entire family, blowing up her spive. 131 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 2: Last in that ass lasting it her. 132 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 1: For instance, her bragging about a pound of that sweet 133 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: ganza getting shipped to her house and everything else she 134 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: wastes on money. 135 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:27,559 Speaker 2: Wow, brod she no chill maybe too much chill bound 136 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 2: to ganja. You have been chilling a couple of months. Yeah, 137 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 2: howd of gond? I mean how far they get you? Oh, 138 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 2: I mean a lot. That's a lot, bro That's that's 139 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 2: a lot. That's a lot. It's like a trash bag, right. 140 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: I mean that'll be like a I don't know, like oh, 141 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 1: gallon baggy gallon bag. 142 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 2: That's a pound. 143 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 3: I think I don't know, but it's a lot of 144 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 3: weed like that. 145 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,160 Speaker 2: Much. 146 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 3: We know that's where it is. 147 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: I am now being berated and told that I am 148 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: the source of the drama and I should. 149 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 3: Have kept my mouth shut. 150 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: This is uh they're saying that this is the same 151 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 1: actually blackmail, and I'm trying. 152 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 3: To destroy our family. 153 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 2: Ah. 154 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,679 Speaker 1: Now, I told my mom's twin she has a twin. 155 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,239 Speaker 1: She has a twin, bro. 156 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 2: Sign me up. She's kidding, just kidding, all right on, 157 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 2: I'm kidding. 158 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 3: Joe, all jokes. 159 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: Yes, I was just gonna listen to every every episode, 160 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: be like at four minutes and thirty nine seconds? 161 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 2: What did you mean by this? 162 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 3: Yes? 163 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 2: And do you still love me? 164 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 165 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 2: That's all Ryan, I love you very much. 166 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: I told my mom's twin that this has been brewing 167 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: for years and her family didn't do my mom any 168 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: favors by living her get away with literally everything since 169 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: her teen pregnancy. 170 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it sounds like they like, I mean 171 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 2: to give her fifty K a year. That's like that 172 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 2: is a lot of money, especially like considering this was 173 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 2: what like twenty years ago, twenty five years ago, twenty 174 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 2: five years ago, fifty K is like a good amount 175 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 2: of money. 176 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and she just got eighty K and another 177 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 3: twenty k. 178 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 2: How many hookers can you get for that, probably a lot. 179 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 3: What if you literally just like hired an army of 180 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 3: hookers just to like harm, not not to do anything, 181 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 3: but just to like kind of. 182 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 2: Like, why would you hire an army of hookers? You're 183 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 2: not gonna do shit? 184 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 3: Are you ready? Are you ready? 185 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 1: The YouTube video? I hired two hundred hookers bodyguards? 186 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 2: Oh I mean, eric, I hired two hundred hookers to 187 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 2: guard my body count. Or I hired two hundred hookers 188 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 2: to get my body count over one hundred to be sure, 189 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 2: I mean that that would do it. I'd be expensive, dude, that's. 190 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: A video that would uh it would get to monetize 191 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: on YouTube, maybe monetize. 192 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,640 Speaker 2: On other platforms, hey only fans. Maybe very monetized, very 193 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 2: very monetized. But it would be one pump per one each. 194 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 3: That's all you get. It's all you get, sweeth hot. 195 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: I think that is completely unfair to saddle me with 196 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: all the responsibility. Now it's been well over a month 197 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,439 Speaker 1: with little to no contact from my mom and her 198 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:55,599 Speaker 1: twin still pestering me to apologize for what and include 199 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 1: me in her wedding plan. 200 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 2: So I guess she's cut out. Oh am, I the 201 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 2: a hole no, I do not think o pc ah. Yeah, 202 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 2: I think this mom is entitled as fuck. Bro, this mom, like, 203 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 2: think about you. 204 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 1: You literally have like a teen pregnancy and that which 205 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 1: is already like it's not that you should be punished 206 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: for it, but it's kind of like you messed up. 207 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean, Like you you slipped 208 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: up a little, but I shouldn't say messed up, but 209 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:22,360 Speaker 1: like you've you've made a decision that has severely impacted 210 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 1: the direction that you can like like what you can 211 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: your mobility in life right exactly. So now you kind 212 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: of like not only you do you like initially reward it, 213 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,079 Speaker 1: but you reward it for. 214 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 2: It turns for so long. And it's like, at what 215 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 2: point is this person going to learn that there are 216 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 2: consequences for their actions? Literally never never obviously. I mean 217 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 2: it sounds like the only thing that happens when you 218 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 2: fuck up is you get money. Wait, way more money, 219 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 2: way more money. 220 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 3: Like, dude, that would be great. I would lie all the. 221 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 2: Time, yeah, dude, every time, every time, every time I 222 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 2: have a teenage pregnancy. Dude, if I got fifty thousand 223 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 2: dollars every time I gotta go pregnant, I would probably 224 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 2: have more money than I have now because if you 225 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 2: think about it, well, not because I have a secret 226 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 2: pregnancy out there, to be clear, but because you would 227 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:16,119 Speaker 2: have been incentivized, yes, to not wrap this willy exactly 228 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,560 Speaker 2: and and find a nice young lady to pop out, 229 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 2: you know, thirteen children. 230 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: With actually though and and I won't, I won't bring 231 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,080 Speaker 1: this into a tangent, but you do run into a 232 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: sticky scenario of like, you know, the kid is five 233 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,679 Speaker 1: hundred k across, well, actually, what's fifty k times eighteen 234 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: times eighteen? So you cost five hundred k for eighteen years, 235 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,319 Speaker 1: nine hundred k per kid for eighteen years? 236 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 2: Even clear, you're in the green, baby, dude, you were 237 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 2: so in the green, but you know what you should 238 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 2: always be in the green about? Oh my God, tell 239 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 2: me going to our Sucher KP show to submit your 240 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:55,360 Speaker 2: story because we look for the greenest stories that just 241 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 2: you know, past go collect two hundred. We want the 242 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 2: best stories possible to submit them to our Social Kop show. 243 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: Entitled mom calls the police on me because of my cancer. 244 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 1: You think they'd be a little more forgiving, you know, 245 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,199 Speaker 1: I guess not, I guess not, Okop. 246 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 2: This is Okayop, I'm Samuel Donnan, I'm John Fry, and 247 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 2: we tell the funniest stories on the Internet. In John, 248 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 2: I heard you have a good story for me. 249 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 3: We do. We have a bit of a doozy today. 250 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,600 Speaker 1: And just a forewarning, our op is British, so we 251 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,679 Speaker 1: have a little British terminology which I'll break down. 252 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 2: You're gonna give me a British accent to a British 253 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:30,200 Speaker 2: British accent accent. 254 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 3: Try everyone except for entitled Mom. 255 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 2: Tan Crumpets Holland, Henry Porter and the Sorcerer's Bone. 256 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 3: Wait, Tom Holland, is that the Draco guy? 257 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 2: No, Holland is freaking Spider Man. 258 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: Oh oh, I keep forgetting those guys confused, something like that. 259 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: Both might be Tom Holland. Who who I think Draco 260 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 1: and the Spider Man. He's a Holland. 261 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 2: At least Draco and Tom Holland are related. 262 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 1: Maybe the next story how Karen cheats on her husband 263 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 1: and it has two both movies two child movie stars. Anyways, 264 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:07,320 Speaker 1: but that's not the story at hand. Backstory, because I 265 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 1: live in a rather dodgy town near the coast of England, 266 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 1: which naturally comes with its usual amount of entitled chavs. 267 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: A chav is kind of like a mom with like 268 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,440 Speaker 1: tacky makeup and just kind of kind of like a Karen, 269 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: like overblown Karen. Chav is a Karen. Yes, thank you 270 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: for that. Translation indeed, ok English into the God's English. 271 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:33,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, God's God's chosen language. The manifest destiny of a 272 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 2: spoken word. Just kidding, that's a It is a joke. 273 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: In case you can't freaking tell. This incident occurred a 274 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: little over two years ago. I was diagnosed with cancer 275 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,240 Speaker 1: just a week earlier, and I am noticeably autistic. But 276 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: I do have to I think, like you could, you 277 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: could kind of tell that something's off, you know, but 278 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: to be self aware of it. I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, 279 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: like clearly he is. And OPI goes on to say 280 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:01,440 Speaker 1: he is high functioning and can live a relatively normal 281 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: life in society, so people do notice. But also he 282 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: can live a pretty normal things, but he can't pick 283 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 1: up on some social cues and you know, things of 284 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 1: that nature. Onto the story. I was with my mites, 285 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: as we call them, Jay and h. It was a 286 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,680 Speaker 1: relatively sunny day by British standards, so before we hitted 287 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 1: the beach, we decided to get a coffee and then 288 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: head to the skate park inter entitled mo Oh and 289 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: her Children. When we arrived at the skate park, we 290 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: all immediately noticed three little crotch goblins, the oldest looking 291 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,319 Speaker 1: around six. 292 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 2: Of the crotch. I have this, I have this nephew 293 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,680 Speaker 2: that's like around like six years old and always punches 294 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,319 Speaker 2: me right in my crotch, like just like every chance 295 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 2: he gets bam, freaking like the Mike Tyson of crotch punch. 296 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, you gotta you gotta hold out for 297 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,960 Speaker 2: a second. I'm not gonna be able to have kids 298 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 2: out to that. 299 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,959 Speaker 1: Children are really it's it's it's weird that like you, 300 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,199 Speaker 1: as your innocent child brain just kind of goes to. 301 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 2: That, you know, yeah, just punches the cross. Oh children, 302 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 2: Oh tochildren, No children, No children. Crotch goblins go up. 303 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 1: So these crotch goblins are running around, climbing up the ramps, 304 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,439 Speaker 1: et cetera. 305 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. 306 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,160 Speaker 1: Now, I am, by no means a professional skater, nor 307 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,320 Speaker 1: are my friends, but I knew that having three little 308 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 1: kids running around was not safe. 309 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 3: Recipe for disaster Recipe for disaster. 310 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: We were mostly concerned with their safety and not so 311 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 1: much hours. So I decided to go ask the eldest 312 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: child kindly where their mom was and if they could 313 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: move to the children's park, which was empty right next door. 314 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 3: So there was literally a children's skatepark right next door. 315 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 3: Oh wow, that they could go to. 316 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 2: I imagine the crotch goblins did not take that bossing 317 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 2: around so welcome, that's right. 318 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 3: Nor does their chav mom. 319 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: Now I hadn't even finished a word of that thought 320 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,960 Speaker 1: when all of a sudden, I hear a screech. 321 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 2: There we go, but in British. 322 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 3: But in British. Uh tea fuck? It's like, what's the 323 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 3: British thing? 324 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 2: Like? Oh crumpets were like, uh so, here's a screech 325 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 2: from behind and turns around to see what's happening. 326 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: And then I see her, the typical chav mum, badly dyed, 327 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 1: dark hair, cheap hoop earrings, a big gymnast bag, dressed 328 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: in a dirty pink onesie. 329 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 3: Quite a description. 330 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 2: That is an amazing dirty pink onesie. A dirty pink 331 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,960 Speaker 2: like a like an athletic jumper, you know, like those 332 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 2: ones that's like, see pink right on the bike. 333 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: That's exactly what we're doing yeah, and it's like felt 334 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, or like I know exactly but the. 335 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 3: Fake velvet yea. 336 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: So she's looking straight at me as she gets closer 337 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: to the park, and I decide to ask the kid 338 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,160 Speaker 1: if this was their mother big mistake. 339 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:42,920 Speaker 2: Oh no. 340 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: As I turned back to face the kid, she suddenly yells, 341 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: get the f away from my kids, you fing crabe. 342 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 2: Excuse me? Can you is it possible to add a 343 00:15:54,520 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 2: lo Okay? I fully you imagine that it won't come 344 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 2: out perfect the first time, but I just we're gonna try. 345 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:04,880 Speaker 2: We're gonna try. 346 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 3: You're right, we should. 347 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 2: We should give this, you know. 348 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:12,600 Speaker 1: I'll get that alphall away off from my get the 349 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 1: car tr uh, what's British? Get the I'm all way 350 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: off from my Okay, it's our. 351 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,240 Speaker 3: Get the way off from my kids, you clip. It's 352 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 3: like almost Dracula. Yeah, get the way off. 353 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: I could do a little friend next time, when we 354 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,040 Speaker 1: have a French Karen, French Karen that we are ready for. 355 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: At this point I realized I am in for it, 356 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: and my friends try to calm her down and explain 357 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,920 Speaker 1: I was simply asking the child if he could move 358 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: to the dedicated kids park, which was right next to us, 359 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 1: makes sense, makes sense, But Karen is still pissed and 360 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 1: says that kids our ai we were barely sixteenth at 361 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 1: the time, have no right to talk to her much 362 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,440 Speaker 1: younger kids. 363 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,640 Speaker 3: We said we would have. 364 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,880 Speaker 1: Gone to her if we had seen her, and then 365 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 1: she insinuates that we are being creeps with her kids. 366 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 3: What if you know what I mean. 367 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 2: Bro, These people are trying to freaking protect the kids 368 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 2: from being motive. 369 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,280 Speaker 3: Literally right. 370 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 1: It's like, hey, we would to literally protect your child 371 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 1: from breaking their legs. Yeah, and she's like consinuatings goods. 372 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 2: Take that that pink onesie to the grave, right and 373 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,919 Speaker 2: bury yourself. Ma, get dirty? 374 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: Pretty are six feet under over there? Social distancing in 375 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: the dirt? Oh six feet? 376 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 3: Oh go. 377 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,920 Speaker 1: We then retre that it's not safe for her kids, 378 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 1: and this is a conversation that follows, Oh, well, then 379 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 1: why don't you use skates somewhere else? My friend Jay, 380 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: this is the only skate walk in. 381 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 2: Town with them? Oh god, sorry, I just got mad. 382 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,200 Speaker 2: Did you think it was the kid or the It's 383 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,479 Speaker 2: like a ridiculou this request, and it goes skate somewhere 384 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,560 Speaker 2: else while they're in the skate park. 385 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, why don't you skate at the 386 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,640 Speaker 1: kids skate park right next door so your kids don't 387 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 1: get goodness, my friend Jay, this is the only skate 388 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: park in town. The council built it specifically to stop 389 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: people from skating elsewhere and potentially injuring others. 390 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 2: I love that this British accent is like like the literate, 391 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 2: like yeah, very like these are like sixteen. 392 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: Year old skating with like supreme and they're like super 393 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,159 Speaker 1: park speaking the Queen's English. 394 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 3: Believe. I cannot believe. This is madness. 395 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 2: This is the other one. Make him make you make 396 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 2: OPI yeah, I like they were adding accents. We got 397 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,159 Speaker 2: proper English, we got cocky, and then we just got 398 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 2: a little listen. 399 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 3: We just don't want to make sure your children and 400 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 3: is safe. There's a park who swings with the poper 401 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 3: slides instead of having them go down the ramps. It's 402 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 3: right there. This is the only place we have to 403 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 3: practice safely. 404 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 1: I'd even be flying with your kids staying here, as 405 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 1: long as you keep an eye on them and not 406 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 1: get in a white mate to. 407 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 3: This, entitled mom says fine. 408 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 1: She says this while she's blowing out of a cigarette 409 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: directly in the kid's face. 410 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,480 Speaker 2: Yes, that's second hand smoke. You know you gotta love it. 411 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 2: That's how the cycle repeats. 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Remember he just was diagnosed with cancer like 463 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 1: the week before, Op, Yeah, I poorly forgot it. 464 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,360 Speaker 3: It was at the very beginning of the background. 465 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:08,960 Speaker 2: I got sidetracked by the autism and the smoking and 466 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 2: the carrots. 467 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 3: Honestly, he has a real mix of a. 468 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 2: This is tough. 469 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,160 Speaker 1: So we had this small pill box that it carried 470 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: with him that he would regularly take with some eyberprofen 471 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 1: whenever he would feel a migrain brewing. He also at 472 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: the habit of keeping a few mints in like the 473 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 1: next compartment, because the pills he would take were disgusting. 474 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaker 1: So he goes to take a pill and then Karen says, 475 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,480 Speaker 1: oh my god, how dare you take drunks And fro 476 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,119 Speaker 1: my perecious children. 477 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:43,400 Speaker 2: As she's blowing smoke ring over directly in her baby's face. Literally, 478 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, freaking double standard and these this is medicine. 479 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 2: This is medicine. Bro snorton the rails, trying to fix himself. 480 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:59,399 Speaker 2: Oh good, miss gracious people people on this planet, you know, 481 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 2: be funny. What snorting coke on a at a skate park, 482 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 2: off a rail would be called railing coke in both. 483 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 3: Oh it's railing because I know lines, but railing. 484 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 2: Is railing line. 485 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,000 Speaker 3: It's a coke. It's a coke selling term. Well there 486 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 3: you go, learning something new everyday. 487 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,240 Speaker 2: Kids. 488 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,959 Speaker 3: Welcome to okay, trying to educate that. Welcome to our 489 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 3: street where we do rails of coke. 490 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,680 Speaker 2: Okay, y'all. 491 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,920 Speaker 1: Karen accuses Op of taking drugs at this point, knowing 492 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: I am exhausted, my friend H takes the lead. H. 493 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,880 Speaker 1: Let's see what should H is actively We'll give both 494 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 1: the friends POSH just for simplicity. I might get my 495 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,320 Speaker 1: brain might get tied to a principle. My friend H, 496 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: this is just his medsine. He's got chronic migrain. Karen 497 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 1: cuts him off. Be ass, you chat more, BS, than 498 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,879 Speaker 1: my Nanni's. But what what? 499 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 2: What is that? 500 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 3: What I saw fing? All three of you? Take them? 501 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,520 Speaker 1: You're also fing disgusting doing drugs in a kid's park 502 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,280 Speaker 1: in front of my effing kids. Bear in mind she's 503 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,199 Speaker 1: spewing all these swear words in front of her oh 504 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: so delicate children. She's trying to protect. My friend, h 505 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: burst out laughing. Bruve, there's a sweet you mental idiot, 506 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,200 Speaker 1: now please leave us alone. We were kind enough to 507 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: not purposefully slam into your kids. Even though you didn't 508 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,280 Speaker 1: keep an eye on them like you said you would, 509 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,080 Speaker 1: You did the exact opposite. 510 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 3: Karen, How dare you talk to me like this? 511 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,400 Speaker 2: Oh my god? 512 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,200 Speaker 3: She pulled out her. 513 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,160 Speaker 1: Phone in a suggestive tone of I'm gonna call the police, 514 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,200 Speaker 1: with a huge grin on her face. 515 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 2: I love how Karen's are always they always feel like 516 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,680 Speaker 2: they're so right when they take out their phones, like 517 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,760 Speaker 2: I'm calling the police like this is is You're only 518 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 2: you're doubling down on how wrong you are. 519 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,120 Speaker 1: Also, like, once the truth comes out, you're the one 520 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: that's like you wrongfully called the police. 521 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,720 Speaker 2: You're raising the poker steaks and they're gonna call your bluff. 522 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 3: B big time. 523 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 2: We've we've we've seen some big we've seen it flop. 524 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 3: We'll see if this happens in this one. 525 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,920 Speaker 1: No. Meanwhile, my migraine was taking a big turn for 526 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: the worst as I hear her in the background yelling 527 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,880 Speaker 1: loudly that she was in mortal danger around some kids 528 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,840 Speaker 1: doing drugs. At this point, Op starts to puke furiously, 529 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 1: and the vertigo. 530 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 3: Had kicked in big time. 531 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: Yes, like literally, Op, like he had a headache, sit, 532 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,639 Speaker 1: sit down, like takes a microprofe and now he was 533 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 1: straight up vomiting. 534 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 3: Like it's not going good right now. 535 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,000 Speaker 2: I hope all over the Karen, I hope he slips 536 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,879 Speaker 2: on it like into the bowl, but then catches a 537 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,639 Speaker 2: board in and then it is like she comes right 538 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,560 Speaker 2: back and she's like all I needed to do was 539 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 2: discover the magic of skateboard. 540 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 3: Karen Hawk out here. 541 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,119 Speaker 1: As I'm puking suffering from vertigo, all I hear Karen 542 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: screaming is. 543 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 3: One of them is O d right now in front 544 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 3: of me and my kids. 545 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,200 Speaker 1: Send an officer, now, oh my god, my friend's Asian 546 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: j quickly come to help me. And at this point 547 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,200 Speaker 1: my throat is bleeding a little bit from dry wretching. 548 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,440 Speaker 3: It's so odd. I know, it's like really really good. 549 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 2: He has so many problems. It's autism, offul Karen's cancer. 550 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 2: Throat blood not break. 551 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,360 Speaker 1: At this point, the Karen sees me puking blood and says, ill, 552 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,440 Speaker 1: that's disgusting, and my friend H is now trying to 553 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 1: calm her down as it gets much, much much worse. 554 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 2: What I like, whatever, whatever, we're doing the story and 555 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 2: it's already just terrible, it's about to get much worse. 556 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,880 Speaker 3: She's like, how, why? 557 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,879 Speaker 1: Who? When? When she looked at my friend H helping me, 558 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:53,359 Speaker 1: throwing him daggers and then says, no, he deserves what 559 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 1: he's getting because he took drugs in front of my kid. 560 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 3: He can die for all I care. 561 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what is she trying to do? Trying to 562 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 2: call the police to help them, or just like like what? 563 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 3: Goodness good? 564 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,679 Speaker 1: Thankfully this isn't a big town and the police were 565 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,400 Speaker 1: just around the corner and they arrived in soon enough 566 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: time to hear the end of this interaction. I pass 567 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 1: out right as I see them approaching, going on about 568 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,960 Speaker 1: her story. My friend Asian a policeman, were now standing 569 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 1: over me while my other friend, Jay was trying to 570 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,560 Speaker 1: explain the whole story. H handed me my water bottle 571 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: along with my pill box, which the policeman took to 572 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 1: inspect in the compartment, and all he found was iyberprofen 573 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 1: that was clearly identified, and then the other one were 574 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,600 Speaker 1: the tic TACs. 575 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,679 Speaker 2: Oh my god, man says, a pillbox for his ticktacks. 576 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,879 Speaker 1: At this point the officer just looked really confused and 577 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: handed me back by iboprofen and watched me down an 578 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,520 Speaker 1: entire leader of water before checking me over to see 579 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 1: if there was any injuries and if I was feeling. 580 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,200 Speaker 2: Every time I hear like swallowing a pill or drinking water, 581 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 2: I'm just imagining the throat lesions from his cut up 582 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,080 Speaker 2: throat from from freaking throwing up like. 583 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:03,399 Speaker 3: Ow gross a sore throat, but oh worse, woh no, 584 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,159 Speaker 3: thank you, no, thank you. 585 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 1: By that time, my friend Jay had explained everything to 586 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,239 Speaker 1: the four other officers, and the other officers were very 587 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: understanding and patient, considering behind them was the most rate 588 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 1: Karen you'd ever seen, saying that we were high liars. 589 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,879 Speaker 1: In the end, the fifth officer who was working with me, 590 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: showed the pillbox with the four others, and they had 591 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 1: found nothing else in my bag other than my other 592 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,959 Speaker 1: tic TACs. I heard my friend Jay say they were 593 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 1: clearly tik taks to one of the officers, and he 594 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 1: took it out and put it in his mouth and smirked. 595 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,680 Speaker 3: He clearly knew we were telling the truth. 596 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 2: Thank the Lord, Thank God, Someone freakin has some sense, 597 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 2: somebody has all of this craziness. Oh gosh. The officer 598 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,240 Speaker 2: then pointed out I did not look well. Yeah, I'd 599 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 2: imagine so crap. Bro, this guy's got a bloody throat, and. 600 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 3: He offered to walk me back home. 601 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: I gladly accepted that offer and made a big show 602 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: of offering all the officers some tick tacks as well. 603 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 3: Fresh enough the breast. 604 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 2: What if it actually is drugs. 605 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 3: Just get freaking blazed. 606 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:05,479 Speaker 2: Now. 607 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm not sure what happened to the Karen, as me 608 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: and my friends all just decided to just go back home, 609 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,920 Speaker 1: get some rest, and duke it out with some super 610 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 1: smash bros. 611 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 2: Sounds like a perfect nights, sounds like a. 612 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 3: Perfect night, good idea. 613 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 1: But the other four officers did stay behind, and I 614 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 1: think that Karen got a stern. 615 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. She needs some sense knocked in 616 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 2: the are A. 617 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 1: Few days later, I was brought to the hospital where 618 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 1: they discovered that the supposed chronic migraines that made me 619 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: pass out were actually from leukemia. Oh he cannot catch up, bros, 620 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: really cannot this. And also how impressive is it that 621 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 1: he's dealing with all these things and he's out here. 622 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 2: Like skating, grabbing life by the wheels. 623 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,240 Speaker 1: I can't even skate completely like fully able uncancered. 624 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 2: Wow, that sucks, Op, I hope you get better. 625 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 3: Same, yeah, same. 626 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 2: We're wishing to the best room over here at Okayop. 627 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,239 Speaker 3: That's right. 628 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 2: And with that, if you haven't already joined the podcast, fam, 629 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 2: we're growing strong there. Make sure to subscribe, follow check 630 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 2: us out TikTok you know, support us everywhere everywhere. 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