Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Slice reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: That's right, Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three forty
Speaker 3: four and beyond. I'm scary, that's brody, he's brody.
Speaker 4: That's scary. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: You know, you shut your microphone off so soon?
Speaker 4: What are you doing that? That's not that's not making
Speaker 4: any sense what you just said. But all right, well,
Speaker 4: I'm scary and he's brody. I'm brody. I'm brody. You're scary.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: How many people do you think after hearing that Slicetime
Speaker 4: song since we've started doing it, which is I don't
Speaker 4: know a year or so ago that that song, maybe
Speaker 4: year and a half, how many people have checked out
Speaker 4: the original version, White Lines by Mellie mel White Lines,
Speaker 4: Don't do It. I think we've a song about cocaine, curiosity.
Speaker 3: Of some you know. Yeah, it's a great song. It's
Speaker 3: about Yeah, it's about don't do drugs.
Speaker 4: Man, Right, how many people do you think since we
Speaker 4: started doing playing that song have tried drugs?
Speaker 3: I think even more because more than tried out to
Speaker 3: more than the song. I think more people.
Speaker 4: Try don't do drugs you're gonna do. I'm wondering if
Speaker 4: you if you didn't hear the song, you know what,
Speaker 4: if you have a drug problem, if you should listen
Speaker 4: to that song because it'll just it just says don't
Speaker 4: do it. You'll be like, oh, I shouldn't. Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But people do the opposite of what they're told
Speaker 3: all the time, so those campaigns are ineffective.
Speaker 4: Okay, then don't listen to that song. Ah, they will
Speaker 4: reverse psychology. So that was all part of the Nancy
Speaker 4: Reagan just say no. Remember that just said no. Oh,
Speaker 4: that'll solve the drug crisis. Just say no.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, well we'll just say yes to Slice Time. Thanks
Speaker 3: for being here with us, Thanks for submitting, submitting, your
Speaker 3: your your your your radio app.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, finish my senators for you today, please, I say.
Speaker 4: Well okay. So, So, by the way, if this is
Speaker 4: your first experience with our podcast, because I don't know
Speaker 4: if you guys have noticed it yet, but Scary and
Speaker 4: I have posted video of us doing the podcast success
Speaker 4: little segments, little promos, and so if this is your
Speaker 4: first time tuning in, this is Slice Time. This is
Speaker 4: the second episode we do about the previous episode. So
Speaker 4: people leave talked back to.
Speaker 3: Hold on wait wait wait wait, we might be introducing
Speaker 3: ourselves to a brand new audience.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Oh no, this is a terrible start.
Speaker 4: Is the worst star we've ever gotten on the podcast ever,
Speaker 4: you you've been worse. So it is first time we
Speaker 4: suggest you listen to a regular Brooklyn Boys podcast episode,
Speaker 4: because this is the episode about the episode heard yet
Speaker 4: and you do over? No, we can't.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, you.
Speaker 4: Can't put this is like terrible, This was the worst.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about it to myself just now.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is the worst ever that we've ever
Speaker 3: started the podcast.
Speaker 4: What is our What is our podcast about? It's about
Speaker 4: the two of us rambling about whatever, and we just
Speaker 4: did that. So welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time
Speaker 4: the episode about the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and you're gonna
Speaker 4: hear our regular listeners and some of our listeners who
Speaker 4: listen occasionally leaving their thoughts and comments and sometimes songs
Speaker 4: and impressions about what we've do. This is the companion episode.
Speaker 4: This isn't the main episode. This is do not listen
Speaker 4: to this, do not do not listen to it.
Speaker 3: But it's the thing about the thing. It's not about
Speaker 3: you know. This is about episode three forty four and beyond.
Speaker 3: This is not about Oh wait a second, Oh man, we.
Speaker 4: Recommend you listen to episode zero first and then start
Speaker 4: your way on the journey.
Speaker 6: Yeah all right.
Speaker 3: Well, with that said, the only people who get to
Speaker 3: leave talkbacks are those who listen to the iHeartRadio app
Speaker 3: because they clicked them the micro little microphone button. Yes,
Speaker 3: so okay, So if you listen to any other way,
Speaker 3: well sorry, you don't get to be part of this
Speaker 3: little club, but you can next time. All right, great,
Speaker 3: let's start. Let's see what we got going on here.
Speaker 3: I hope it's a good one.
Speaker 8: M DANYP.
Speaker 9: From Bayonne.
Speaker 10: Both of you are wrong.
Speaker 7: He was imitating macho Man Randy Savage, not hul Covid.
Speaker 6: That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: In the last episode of The Brooklyn Boys, or the
Speaker 3: last episode of Slice Time, somebody kicked off with what
Speaker 3: we thought was a whole Covid impression. Turns out it
Speaker 3: was macho man Ready Savage.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, you know what the difference between let
Speaker 4: me tell you something, brother and uh, munchul man Randy Savage.
Speaker 4: It's not that much of a difference, but I get it. Okay,
Speaker 4: sorry about that Ranby. Yeah, Brody, that is fucking weird.
Speaker 4: Who the fuck di sketches the eye with your middle finger.
Speaker 6: I just tried doing it.
Speaker 4: It looks stupid and it feels weird. Yes, scary. Wait
Speaker 4: wait a second, oh me, you were giving me the
Speaker 4: finger when you were scratching your eye with your middle finger.
Speaker 4: Nobody does that.
Speaker 3: I was not subliminately giving you the middle finger. I
Speaker 3: prom no, you were deliberately giving me the middle finger. Wow,
Speaker 3: you think I'm that bad? I think you're much worse.
Speaker 6: Brody and scary.
Speaker 4: Never scary and brody.
Speaker 6: It's well.
Speaker 11: From first off, I just wanted to, you know, nicely
Speaker 11: correct you guys on the the first guy that was
Speaker 11: on Slice time last week. You know he was impersonating
Speaker 11: macho man Randy Savage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not whole Cogan. We got you.
Speaker 11: You guys were like Togan. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 11: oh no, guys. But anyway, it's all good. But also
Speaker 11: I also missed the days, you know, opening up that
Speaker 11: fire hydrant, all traffic stopped because everybody was enjoying the
Speaker 11: water all over the street. Were the best times, Kidsney,
Speaker 11: These days don't know what the hell they're missing. And also, yeah,
Speaker 11: I agree with those fucking people that just go to
Speaker 11: Costco and just grab a handful of samples. Don't say
Speaker 11: thank you or nothing. Fucking people ever take the ship
Speaker 11: out of me. Fuck them, yeah, thank you, but yeah
Speaker 11: fuck them.
Speaker 4: Thank you thought and one more thing before I forget
Speaker 4: fuck them up again.
Speaker 12: Pizza delivery guy here, Brody, I completely understand about the
Speaker 12: hand in the hot tub. And then also, you can
Speaker 12: go to the community pool. The hot tub is at
Speaker 12: your house. It's your private thing, and at least you
Speaker 12: can control that, right, okay. And the community pool is fun.
Speaker 12: People want to go there. It's fun, it's a nice atmosphere.
Speaker 12: The concessions stand is always pretty cool, and you can
Speaker 12: relax a little bit. But at your own private house,
Speaker 12: you can control how clean your water is there and
Speaker 12: what you go into, so that that is understandable. You're
Speaker 12: not going too far on that one. Love your Guys show.
Speaker 4: Too, buddy, Thank you, although plural of guys is still guys,
Speaker 4: but anyway, he's my favorite call is so far.
Speaker 13: Hey guys, Laura from Connecticut. I remember the good old
Speaker 13: days when we opened the fire hydrant and just stayed
Speaker 13: out there for hours. My dad worked for the police
Speaker 13: department also, so he had the sprinkler cap. We used
Speaker 13: so much fun just hanging out there.
Speaker 14: And if there was days that he couldn't open the
Speaker 14: fire hydrant he wasn't there at work, then we put
Speaker 14: the sprinkler in the driveway and spent the day running
Speaker 14: in and out of the sprinkler.
Speaker 13: Those were good times.
Speaker 4: I did a lot of that these kids today with
Speaker 4: their Ai water.
Speaker 12: Brody I'm sorry episode two fifty nine, whoa she said?
Speaker 12: Collections with an ash at the end. Okay, by the way,
Speaker 12: it was pepy delivery guy. Nice people always listening to
Speaker 12: your guys' old episodes after I listened to the new one?
Speaker 12: Of course, does I have to wait a week for
Speaker 12: another one?
Speaker 6: Fair enough?
Speaker 12: What else to do on a pizza delivery?
Speaker 14: Ralph?
Speaker 4: Love you guys, love you too? So I remember what
Speaker 4: he's talking about. I heard a commercial where it didn't
Speaker 4: sound like they pluralized and therefore the pronoun or the
Speaker 4: verb before it was for a singular and I thought
Speaker 4: it was. And it doesn't matter. I didn't hear the
Speaker 4: aspeties an s there, and that's what I was talking about. Okay,
Speaker 4: remember how I didn't care back then about that? You
Speaker 4: still don't. I still don't care.
Speaker 3: That was one hundred episodes ago. In fact, you pissed
Speaker 3: me off with that. I think I remember that.
Speaker 4: I remember, well, thank you bringing it back. I got angry.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the hell are you doing? What the
Speaker 3: hell we we we analyzing here?
Speaker 6: But that's okay, it's what.
Speaker 12: We do, right, Pizza delivery guy again. Oh, I know
Speaker 12: it's tough sometimes, man, because you had your little thing
Speaker 12: planned to discuss what she did wrong and stuff, but
Speaker 12: it went sour. Buddy, what are we talking about collections with.
Speaker 4: An All right, you want to leave two way a
Speaker 4: different president. That's how long ago that was due.
Speaker 3: But hold on, he had to leave two consecutive ones.
Speaker 3: And all right, so you said the same thing twice. Sorry,
Speaker 3: he's be sure of himself and I wasn't. That was
Speaker 3: like the exclamation point here. I loved my comments so much,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it again.
Speaker 8: All right, Scary Brody Brody and scary rocket Steed for.
Speaker 12: The box over there.
Speaker 3: I just do him talking back because I'm so stupid, stupid, not.
Speaker 8: So that delivery commercially, you guys doing up on the
Speaker 8: h the podcast, but he said, blah.
Speaker 6: Blah BLAHM whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stup.
Speaker 8: To me, f M was something else, not free meal
Speaker 8: two coming up next gold On.
Speaker 11: So stupid me some reason did obviously recognize that FM
Speaker 11: was for free meals.
Speaker 5: I assumed was for FM radio.
Speaker 10: When you're not even on fucking radio.
Speaker 12: It's podcast is on FM radio.
Speaker 8: Obviously I wouldn't be a podcast, it would be an
Speaker 8: FM radio show.
Speaker 6: So I'm stupid.
Speaker 8: I apologize for the mistruing of that FM.
Speaker 4: No, you know what it's It doesn't matter either what
Speaker 4: you can have. The FM stand for whatever you want.
Speaker 4: When I first saw it, I thought it was FM radio.
Speaker 4: I did too, and then I realized because listen, a
Speaker 4: lot of these clients are buying radio ads right and
Speaker 4: and so the cop in their mind, it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: at FM for radio. It could be a M for AMRA,
Speaker 4: but it is free meals. I think I'm learning that.
Speaker 6: Right now.
Speaker 4: I think you didn't realize it was free meals either.
Speaker 4: No I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize until just now. So I was ten
Speaker 3: eight years old. By the way, my phone is ringing
Speaker 3: my house line, which never rings.
Speaker 4: And I can already see it rings rings when I
Speaker 4: call you because you don't answer your cel phone. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I call your he the only one who calls my house.
Speaker 4: That's excide from my dad. And I can tell you
Speaker 4: right now this is the real ty. They want to
Speaker 4: buy my house. It ain't for sale.
Speaker 3: This person calls me all the freaking time thinking that
Speaker 3: I want to sell my house.
Speaker 4: Upgrade. You need a bigger apartment. You do sell your apartment.
Speaker 4: Get a bigger apartment. By the way, Steve Rock and
Speaker 4: Steve were just realize this is a podcast, not FM radio, right,
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to mention any names, and it's
Speaker 4: I'm just it happened yesterday. I pickleball. I was wearing
Speaker 4: a Brooklyn Boys shirt and I'll tell more about the
Speaker 4: story on the next episode. But she said, oh, you
Speaker 4: do a podcast, when does it air?
Speaker 6: When does it air? I love that?
Speaker 4: So I had to explain, oh, we've gotten that before,
Speaker 4: all right, mm.
Speaker 15: Hmm, scaring body over there Rocking Seas.
Speaker 4: Actually listen for Brodie on and thank.
Speaker 8: You Bodie, because I was in episode three.
Speaker 5: When Jan Valdez went off on fucking five.
Speaker 8: Voice chats whatever funk they called talk and you kept
Speaker 8: saying sorry, and kept saying it intro on the fucking vomit.
Speaker 8: I actually hit puke in my own mouth. That was
Speaker 8: not very tasty. But can't avoid his fucking fuck.
Speaker 4: He just cut himself off.
Speaker 6: That's his opinion of Juan Valdez.
Speaker 16: Brooklyn boys Backer from Long Island. So the story that's scared.
Speaker 16: We was talking about where he got the money back
Speaker 16: from the gas station. I remember that he had paid
Speaker 16: with a hundred and the guy gave him back the
Speaker 16: change plus the one hundred dollars bill that he had
Speaker 16: a ridge.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 16: And then when you tried to look out Google for
Speaker 16: the gas station, you couldn't remember what That's right. So yeah,
Speaker 16: you and Robin were on a road trip or coming
Speaker 16: back from somewhere I guess Jersey, and you said you
Speaker 16: google it, but you couldn't remember exactly which gas station
Speaker 16: it was, So that's right.
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's the story.
Speaker 16: I remember clearly. I listened to every single episode.
Speaker 4: So thank you, thank you for love you remembering better
Speaker 4: than Scary did about his own life, and.
Speaker 3: No, and coming to my defense because I defended myself
Speaker 3: then and I'll defend myself now. When she just came
Speaker 3: to my defense that I didn't have to go back
Speaker 3: because you.
Speaker 4: Were accusing me.
Speaker 3: She didn't say it didn't have to go back. No,
Speaker 3: you're the one on the last episode of Brooking Boys.
Speaker 3: You are the one who said I should have gone back,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, there was a great reason why I
Speaker 3: didn't go back. Beca just wanted to give them money back. Oh,
Speaker 3: Beckett and beck I didn't, couldn't.
Speaker 4: I looked it up.
Speaker 3: I tried to give the money back after I came
Speaker 3: back and Frey got home.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what gas station it was. Thank you, Becca,
Speaker 4: cash at a gas station any lawyer anyway, Hey, guys,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 5: It's the old cowboard. Chuck here one more time, Yes,
Speaker 5: Siri Barbrino. You know I won't be listening to this
Speaker 5: week's episode of Brooklyn Borris till sometime Monday, Monday morning,
Speaker 5: you know, because I listen to you guys while I'm
Speaker 5: working and driving my truck, you know. But anyway, you know,
Speaker 5: I thought i'd call in because I didn't know if
Speaker 5: i'd get in on time, you know, since I'm gonna
Speaker 5: be listening on Monday. But I wanted to say that everybody,
Speaker 5: nobody mentioned Chuck Man Uni.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's right, Sorry about Brino.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, mister Chuck Mangoni, a great jazz musician, passed away
Speaker 5: this past week, along side with mister Ozzy Osbourne and
Speaker 5: mister Malcolm Jamal Warner and a few other celebrities that
Speaker 5: I won't mention. But you know, for those of you
Speaker 5: that don't know who Chuck Manjoni is, you know, you
Speaker 5: probably don't know who he is, but you've heard his music,
Speaker 5: maybe in an elevator and a grocery store or in
Speaker 5: the movie. You know, he's got some good tunes out there.
Speaker 5: And there's one song in particular that I know everybody's heard.
Speaker 5: I don't care who you are, you've heard it. You
Speaker 5: hear it, you're gonna hear You're gonna say that you've
Speaker 5: heard that song before. It goes a little song like
Speaker 5: this like this right here here, it goes, Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: sleep and sleep music as Surrey Barber, you know. But anyway,
Speaker 5: you know, rest in peace, all three of these fellows,
Speaker 5: and may God rest your souls and you will be
Speaker 5: greatly missed.
Speaker 4: Yes, hey guy, this is me again.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm sorry I had to come back on
Speaker 5: here and say something about something that caught my ear
Speaker 5: on the Last Last Time episode where Regi said that
Speaker 5: she only got ten hours of PTO per year and
Speaker 5: if she got sick.
Speaker 4: She had to use her personal time off for that.
Speaker 5: That's a bunch of crap if you, if you ask me,
Speaker 5: that ain't right. But I hope that company wakes up
Speaker 5: and you know, eventually starts taking care of their employees.
Speaker 4: Because that is just it's terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Trucker, appreciate you, and thank you for your
Speaker 3: ode to uh Chuck Mangioni no relation to Luigi Mangioni.
Speaker 4: The song by Chuck Mangioni is Feels So Good, which
Speaker 4: I think was nineteen seventy seven. That's the one you
Speaker 4: playing a lot of movies. And yeah, I do a
Speaker 4: nice trumpet. Nice. Yeah, I heard a little humming in there,
Speaker 4: more than the horn, but it's not off really well.
Speaker 17: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 9: We will be right back.
Speaker 4: Do you like my trumpet? I'm not going to comment
Speaker 4: on that. Have you ever tried to blow your own trumpet?
Speaker 15: Scary?
Speaker 18: No, never, you just did, mister brood Tarski. I couldn't
Speaker 18: figure out. So where do you stand on going in
Speaker 18: your own hot tub naked because you said the water
Speaker 18: all goes everywhere anyway. But it sounded like you thought
Speaker 18: that wasn't okay.
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell what. Oh, it's okay. Hold on, answer
Speaker 4: that it's okay to be naked in your own hot tub,
Speaker 4: especially if strangers aren't going in your hot tub.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: I did not get naked in my hot tub because
Speaker 4: I had a family, you know, and I just know
Speaker 4: what mentally, I would not do that. I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 3: When you're alone, you've gotten naked in your heart hot tub,
Speaker 3: you absolutely.
Speaker 4: Have no Come on, no, because I got God forbid
Speaker 4: somebody came home. In all these years, Well, let's.
Speaker 3: Say your you know, your wife, your family were away,
Speaker 3: you knew there was no shot they were coming back.
Speaker 12: You didn't.
Speaker 3: You've never got and in your your backyard's private, you've
Speaker 3: never once gotten naked in your hot tub.
Speaker 4: I to think you know you have no.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't believe I did.
Speaker 19: Okay, Hey, brooleboys shaving from Queens again, last one I promised.
Speaker 17: Brody.
Speaker 19: You were talking about how your realtor was surprised you
Speaker 19: got in a pool with strangers. Reminds me of when
Speaker 19: I used to work at a weekend sci fi convention
Speaker 19: in a hotel. A bunch of us had a rule
Speaker 19: that we would never go in the pool the first day.
Speaker 19: We would wait until the second day because that first
Speaker 19: night they would shock the pool because everyone knew that
Speaker 19: the people who were sweating from traveling would jump in
Speaker 19: the pool that first day before any of the convention
Speaker 19: stuff started.
Speaker 4: Well, although that makes sense, I don't think hotel employees
Speaker 4: give a damn and are shocking the pool thinking the
Speaker 4: way you do. Yeah, that's what's in there for days.
Speaker 20: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City.
Speaker 4: Scary.
Speaker 20: How many times have you been reminded on the Big
Speaker 20: Show by Elvis and Company that you stole Elvis's toaster,
Speaker 20: oven or microwaiver or whatever it was. It was a
Speaker 20: big box that Elvis wasn't using, and you remind Elvis
Speaker 20: you wasn't using it, but you did it. I'm asking
Speaker 20: you just took it, So that's technique that he's stealing.
Speaker 19: You're just saying, not judging.
Speaker 20: Still love you, guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he didn't even tell Elvis. He didn't even
Speaker 4: ask Elvis we goold. He just took it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I didn't think he'd miss it because it
Speaker 3: was just there for so long. But he eventually took
Speaker 3: it home. Oh yeah, he remembered, Oh well, it's all good.
Speaker 3: And then, by the way, Nate put me up to it.
Speaker 3: Nate put me up to that because Night.
Speaker 4: Is a producer on the show. In case you're not aware.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nate from the Big Show, he said. I said,
Speaker 3: do you think he'll miss this?
Speaker 4: He goes, no way, just take it. So he egged
Speaker 4: me on. Yeah, but scary, you committed the crime. It
Speaker 4: was in his office for a long time. You can't
Speaker 4: blame Nate.
Speaker 15: You can't.
Speaker 4: But if Nate, if Nate tells you to go rob
Speaker 4: a bank and you rob a bank, you can't tell
Speaker 4: the cops.
Speaker 3: Nate told me to do it, I know, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't technically stealing. And plus I fetched up to it
Speaker 3: right away and I and I brought it right back.
Speaker 3: I gave it back to the security cameras everywhere. Of course,
Speaker 3: you fessed up.
Speaker 4: No, I'm blessing everybody knew you took it. Nate knew
Speaker 4: you took it. He told me to do it. They
Speaker 4: would have ridded you out in a heartbeat. If you
Speaker 4: hadn't brought it back.
Speaker 21: You probably, Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from NJ. Anyway, the
Speaker 21: last Slice episode, I don't know you guys were talking
Speaker 21: about uh singing Brooklyn back in the day with the
Speaker 21: fire hydrants. Oh my god, what memories. And the ice
Speaker 21: cream man this the Safty and the good Yuma guide.
Speaker 21: Oh my god, the good Yuma used to have this
Speaker 21: ice cream that was chocolate chip, but like something in
Speaker 21: the middle of it. It was a pop It had
Speaker 21: candy in the middle.
Speaker 18: Was so.
Speaker 21: Part two coming? Oh so part two? Yes, that ice
Speaker 21: cream was the best toasted alm and Alle Minsley and
Speaker 21: my mom she usedill love that. So those were really
Speaker 21: good memories that you brought onto that on that episode. Also,
Speaker 21: this is a little old the cheese one with the
Speaker 21: with the kid. Oh my god, I won't even eat
Speaker 21: over there anymore. You don't know what finger fingering he
Speaker 21: might have done.
Speaker 5: The love you guys bye.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine she moves to Montana, then she's gonna
Speaker 4: be like I am MJ from Empty.
Speaker 3: Yeah she doesn't sound right. Yeah, she's always going to
Speaker 3: be MJ from NJ to us.
Speaker 20: All right, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. Again, Brody.
Speaker 20: I'm so sorry that you were like almost living a
Speaker 20: nightmare with the whole thing with the gas pump at
Speaker 20: your at your car. It wasn't meant to scare you.
Speaker 20: It is meant to scare scary because you know she
Speaker 20: doesn't turn his car off.
Speaker 21: But anyway, you're okay.
Speaker 15: Me too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think you said you sent it to
Speaker 4: me way before I did it. I just remembered you
Speaker 4: send it to me to tell scary and then here
Speaker 4: I go starting my call at the guest bump in
Speaker 4: my call.
Speaker 6: Yeh, see that that that doesn't scare me.
Speaker 4: I did it again yesterday. You done as a break, guys.
Speaker 4: It's tess.
Speaker 22: I'm just laughing at you, guys about the audacity of
Speaker 22: people shoving peanut butter cups down their pants and trying
Speaker 22: to steal them. Well, I told you, I work in
Speaker 22: the court system here, and you'd be surprised at the
Speaker 22: amount of things that people steal.
Speaker 4: Our favorite is.
Speaker 22: One person who's now in jail because that's where he belongs.
Speaker 22: He loves to steal from Stop and shop, so he
Speaker 22: likes to take shrimp, steaks, whatever and shove them down
Speaker 22: his pants every time he tries to leeve, he gets caught,
Speaker 22: and he's the worst criminal.
Speaker 17: He keeps getting arrested.
Speaker 22: So anyway, so'll go to jail for a while, come
Speaker 22: back out and start stealing again from stopping shop. So
Speaker 22: every time I see him, I say the same thing,
Speaker 22: like you just can't stop sticking steaks in your pants, right,
Speaker 22: And he's just like ha ha ha, And I'm like no,
Speaker 22: but you keep getting caught and you suck.
Speaker 4: Is a criminal the name of the super Bowl.
Speaker 22: Hey guys, last thought, Please anyone who can hear this
Speaker 22: out there, please stop leaving your keys in your car
Speaker 22: or your car running.
Speaker 4: Okay, please stop doing it. What people are.
Speaker 22: Doing now is that they're getting very sophisticated with this shit.
Speaker 22: Your keys in your car and they take your car, duh.
Speaker 22: But then what they'll do is now your whole entire
Speaker 22: house key's on there, and they'll come back later at
Speaker 22: a different time, duplicate your keys, put your stuff back,
Speaker 22: and then they'll rob you or do a home invasion. Okay,
Speaker 22: Please be vigilant out there, everybody, and stay strapped or
Speaker 22: get clapped.
Speaker 4: Motherfucker. I saw this in Hoboken yesterday.
Speaker 3: Somebody I was going outside of Jet Ski Bryant's house
Speaker 3: ready to get my uber, and the car in front
Speaker 3: of the building was running. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And it was nobody inside, nobody inside the car. Well,
Speaker 3: you could have if you start the car. For I've
Speaker 3: started my car from inside the house to get it
Speaker 3: warmed up. What I have the air conditioning kick on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you can't drive anywhere without the key inside. By
Speaker 3: the way, des brought up a good point. LETNA give you, guys,
Speaker 3: Brodie's tip of the day. So if somebody steals your
Speaker 3: car and you have a navigation system in the car, uh,
Speaker 3: and you have a button that says home, they can
Speaker 3: just drive to your house. They know you're not home
Speaker 3: because they have your car, and now they know where
Speaker 3: you live. And if you have right so I'll I
Speaker 3: will tell you now my home button is like a
Speaker 3: block away from where I actually live. Because I don't
Speaker 3: need my navigation system to take me to my house, right,
Speaker 3: I need my navigation system to take me roughly to
Speaker 3: my house. I can get the rest of the way.
Speaker 4: So if anyone steals my car, they're not going to
Speaker 4: find my house because there's nothing in my house in
Speaker 4: my car with my address, nothing I made sure of it,
Speaker 4: So go fud yourself DEAs again.
Speaker 22: I'm sorry one last time.
Speaker 4: I promise.
Speaker 22: Scary isn't going in the pool at your girlfriend's, parents', father's,
Speaker 22: whoever's house the same thing as going on vacation to
Speaker 22: your bougie locations multiple times per year and taking your
Speaker 22: shirt off and getting in a pool with people that
Speaker 22: you don't know you know with a DJ's rocking the
Speaker 22: beat and you know it's from a bar.
Speaker 17: It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 4: Not because you don't know those people either.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, people.
Speaker 4: I explained this last week. I guess you didn't hear
Speaker 4: it too. We talked about this. The people at the
Speaker 4: hotel aren't looking at Scary, aren't going to judge Scary,
Speaker 4: will never see Scary again, So he doesn't care what
Speaker 4: anything correct. But if he does something stupid in a
Speaker 4: pool with people he has to see again, he's worrying
Speaker 4: they're gonna judge him and be like, who swims like that?
Speaker 16: Right?
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 4: Like that?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah no?
Speaker 3: Or if I see them at a future family function,
Speaker 3: forget about that.
Speaker 6: No way, No.
Speaker 3: Those people are just enough to be acquaintances but not strangers.
Speaker 4: But they're not your best friend. Scary doesn't want Robin's
Speaker 4: uncle to know that he grooms himself a certain way.
Speaker 3: Well, i'll tell you what. We've had a great day
Speaker 3: and I was fine and nobody's judging, so there. I
Speaker 3: had a great time. I took my shirt off, went
Speaker 3: in the pool, did all the swimming. Robin saw you
Speaker 3: with your shirt off.
Speaker 6: But that she always does.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Amazing? She's still with you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're kidding me. Go figure out. I have a hairless back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because she waxes. If you no, I know, I born
Speaker 4: without hair on my back. That's one of you know.
Speaker 3: You think that I'm some kind of like gorilla Italian,
Speaker 3: some greasy gorillabrows. One would say, no, I've got I
Speaker 3: was blessed. I have no I have no hair grows
Speaker 3: on my bat back or my butt. It's amazing, smooth
Speaker 3: as a baby's bottom. Never this is why Robin loves you.
Speaker 3: Never took a razor to it, never had to.
Speaker 23: Thankfully he brooken boy before guests, and it's oh, it's brody,
Speaker 23: is Scary.
Speaker 17: From j I love you, girl.
Speaker 23: I love all your comments, I love all your contributions
Speaker 23: to I love your voice. I love all your shenanigans.
Speaker 23: Bring more shenanigans. I like to hear more shenanigans. Ana
Speaker 23: shut out to you girl. Hey Sexy.
Speaker 6: Eight by Juan Valdez.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Steve is ripping his hair out, rocking Steve
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 4: It comes scary.
Speaker 15: Three.
Speaker 23: While you scratching your eyebowl with you nadle finger, that's rude,
Speaker 23: that's disrespectful, you being cassy. I am canceling you right now. No,
Speaker 23: I'm kidding, thank you, but scary. I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 17: That's that's just fuck you. If I if.
Speaker 23: I fix my eyebrow with my middle finger.
Speaker 17: That's fuck you. If I fix if I scratch.
Speaker 23: My eye with my midte that's fuck you.
Speaker 17: That's universal fuck you. So a broken bush beholds and
Speaker 17: is always broken and scary.
Speaker 23: Some commenting M Jay's comment about vacations X, I also
Speaker 23: only have seven vacation days, not.
Speaker 17: Fifty two weeks of vacation like Scary Jones. Sorry, that's right.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 23: And I also use them for doctor's appointments and birth
Speaker 23: fix And that's about it. This is real life, not
Speaker 23: Scary Jones life. So yeah, most of yours, most of
Speaker 23: us only have seven vacations. That's not fifty two A
Speaker 23: broken bush beholds and it's always broady scary. So a
Speaker 23: guy who hates my voice, it's in my voice, It's
Speaker 23: in my tonal voice.
Speaker 17: They said my accent.
Speaker 23: And do you also hate Angel, because that would be
Speaker 23: that would be uh the kicker, because if you hate
Speaker 23: me and you hate Angel, then it's a racist thing.
Speaker 23: But hey, let me know in the comments, comment on
Speaker 23: this comment on.
Speaker 3: The next he broke Oh, I think we broke it
Speaker 3: up there wait broke.
Speaker 17: Behead and is always bron scary scary Jones.
Speaker 23: I listened the day off of both their Broken Boys and.
Speaker 17: Slice Sam, even if I haven't left the talk back.
Speaker 23: I listen because I want to support all my slices
Speaker 23: and if they live talkbacks, I want to comment. I
Speaker 23: want to listen their day off, so we kind of
Speaker 23: are sort of fueled. Hey, broken Bussy behoefdus and it's
Speaker 23: always broad and scary. And you know why, it's always
Speaker 23: bron and scary scary Jones, you lie, and you lie
Speaker 23: all the time. And I'm sorry to bring this up
Speaker 23: to you, but when you got the extra overchange, whence
Speaker 23: you got gas.
Speaker 17: Your excuse was oh I was too far.
Speaker 23: I didn't know where the gas station was. Oh my god,
Speaker 23: he made the mistake. It's not my fault. It's on tape.
Speaker 17: I'm sorry. It is on tape.
Speaker 23: Hey, broken, and it is always Brodie scary, but maybe
Speaker 23: on this one it's scary and Brody or uh, halt fart,
Speaker 23: Brody controversy, Brodie soup because if he is in a
Speaker 23: hot tub and it's only Brody on hot water, then
Speaker 23: it's it's Brody soup. And yes, if somebody puts his
Speaker 23: hand in it, it's kind of disgusting because it's supposed
Speaker 23: to be a kind of just Brody soup.
Speaker 17: Broken, and it's always Brodie scary.
Speaker 23: So on the last, last last sube, then I left
Speaker 23: that out today. So AnyWho, if you're in a Brody
Speaker 23: I'm sorry, but the pool is futtle chemicals. Uh, they're
Speaker 23: gonna kill anything, and if somebody poops or peeps, then
Speaker 23: they even put even more chemicals to kill everything. So yeah, pool, fine,
Speaker 23: you're hot tub not so fun?
Speaker 5: Hey goud it's me again.
Speaker 4: Now hold on, if I if I could just comment
Speaker 4: on mister valdezro he's he's still going.
Speaker 6: I still have more from him coming up.
Speaker 4: Even if there's chemicals in the pool, Yeah, the butt
Speaker 4: crack water still going on my face. Don't want it there,
Speaker 4: So the chemicals doesn't change the fact this butt crack
Speaker 4: water where I'm swimming. And if a kid poops in
Speaker 4: the pool, who's putting chemicals in the water right away?
Speaker 4: And do chemicals get rid of poop? No, no they don't.
Speaker 4: The poop doesn't just magically disappear, all right, go on.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go back to the one that intercepted
Speaker 3: his cluster of talkbacks.
Speaker 6: This one here a brody.
Speaker 10: I'm listening to the Brooklyn but it is naked in
Speaker 10: my heart tub and oh it sounds like I should
Speaker 10: not do that sort let me put my beatings so down.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't like this. It's much better than naked.
Speaker 10: So I'm going to go back to listening naked in
Speaker 10: my heart hub and I will talk to you guys, dad.
Speaker 3: But we paused the the one Valdez parade for that,
Speaker 3: all right, all right? And it sounds like the trucker naked.
Speaker 3: The trucker got in there. These coming chronologically, so who.
Speaker 4: Knows if where's the trucker? You started playing itself, right, here.
Speaker 5: Hey, God, it's me again. No cowboy trucker here one
Speaker 5: more time. Yeah, Siri Barbarino. You know what, my heart
Speaker 5: goes out to you, because I surely do know what
Speaker 5: you're going through with that heat. You know, we have
Speaker 5: that kind of heat here where I live, you know,
Speaker 5: on a constant basis. It starts around April and don't
Speaker 5: until about the end of September, first couple of weeks
Speaker 5: of October.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: And I guarantee you gonna get people calling in from
Speaker 5: Florida and Texas and you're gonna tell you we're used
Speaker 5: to that can of heating. You know, that's a bunch
Speaker 5: of alone and nobody gets used to this heating. And
Speaker 5: if that was the case, there wouldn't be any As
Speaker 5: you know, AC companies have a heck a lot of business,
Speaker 5: you know, once summer starts and nobody gets used to this,
Speaker 5: you know, And you know, I have a little I wonder,
Speaker 5: you know, if mister Softy and Master Softy, you know,
Speaker 5: when they had the turf four going on, I wonder
Speaker 5: if mister soft went over there and uh.
Speaker 17: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry, told us.
Speaker 6: Let me try and get to the other one to wur.
Speaker 5: Master Softy was trying to move in on their territory there,
Speaker 5: and if they rocked up the ice cream man, you know,
Speaker 5: kind of like Peach Lamana did to that kid that
Speaker 5: would do Polly Walnuts a sloan. You know that was bad.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Maybe that's I don't know, did
Speaker 5: they do that. They did that, well, that's the way
Speaker 5: to get the message through. But you know it's a
Speaker 5: terrible thing they did already. Guess I'll see you later.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you. And then the final.
Speaker 4: One from the Sopranos mentioned Juan Valdez.
Speaker 23: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to all this like say, hey,
Speaker 23: my voice. So if hypothetically Scary Johnes and Brody are
Speaker 23: recording the Brooken Boys in a pool in a in
Speaker 23: a hotel pool and hot girl.
Speaker 17: Came in and she peas in the pool, I'm out, woop.
Speaker 4: Brody call her out on it, and woop.
Speaker 23: Scary Johns defend her because she's a hot girl and
Speaker 23: this is a record.
Speaker 17: Scary Jones loves hat girl peep in the pool.
Speaker 20: I mean.
Speaker 3: I would ignore it, yeah, I would, just yeah, ikay,
Speaker 3: what about what about hot girl peeing into the pool?
Speaker 6: No, I don't I don't like that. I don't want
Speaker 6: to see it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see the act of the pee
Speaker 3: going into the pool if you're already submerged. Whatever happens
Speaker 3: down there happens none of my business.
Speaker 17: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: Out of the past five ten minutes have been very
Speaker 4: confusing for me.
Speaker 3: Brody, you had multiple talkbacks because because jan Valdez left
Speaker 3: twelve talkbacks and then other people started cutting in in
Speaker 3: the middle of his talkbacks, everything was played out of order.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on. Mayhem, it's mayhem, is
Speaker 4: absolutely mayhem. One please leave half as much next time.
Speaker 4: I'm pleading with you. All right, Brody, you have thoughts
Speaker 4: on that?
Speaker 6: What happened to?
Speaker 4: He's got nothing to say? Ready to move? You know
Speaker 4: you agree with me. Next caller, it's way too much
Speaker 4: over the words of Larry King, deceased. Legend of broadcasting
Speaker 4: is the call of there way.
Speaker 5: To no mister Brody, yourself the crime of the century. Yes, sire,
Speaker 5: Barbarnal Peanut butter Cup from around the world can sleep easy.
Speaker 5: Know when you're walking to be dorm all you're gonna
Speaker 5: get an award for this man. You're let you're your
Speaker 5: name's up there with Barty five, my Gruff, the cram Dog,
Speaker 5: Colombo Green Lantern. Yes, sir re Barbarino, Yes you're the greatest.
Speaker 4: Okay, and argue with him, all right, I stopped the
Speaker 4: peanut butter thief. Well, I tell you what, you know.
Speaker 5: You can't get one boy on, mister Brody. He's always
Speaker 5: on the case, pewling around like I can't, and then
Speaker 5: he pounces on.
Speaker 4: You when you at least expected. Boy Brody, I'll tell
Speaker 4: you what.
Speaker 5: You better be ready for Halloween season because there's gonna
Speaker 5: be a lot of candy bags depending on you. In
Speaker 5: old little redheaded Charlie Brown's girlfriend. You know she might
Speaker 5: go back. You know they always returned back to the
Speaker 5: to the scene of the cram. All right, So be ready, buddy,
Speaker 5: already out.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you, mister Brody. I hate to break
Speaker 4: it to you.
Speaker 6: All right, he's over his limit as well. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd let him go one more. Come on, we lost,
Speaker 3: Oh he's got three more? Come on, trucker, what are
Speaker 3: you doing to me?
Speaker 24: Man?
Speaker 4: Go ahead the place, mister Brody.
Speaker 5: I hate to break it to you, but I have
Speaker 5: to agree with mister scooty there soda. You did not
Speaker 5: earn that you stole it, okay, and you're lucky that
Speaker 5: the old miss lady over there at the Chinese restaurant
Speaker 5: didn't press charges on you. And uh, you know, and
Speaker 5: and also you know what the sandwich. Don't forget about
Speaker 5: the sandwich. You paid for one and you got to
Speaker 5: that's another thing you stole there.
Speaker 6: I didn't know, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Know where you then, didn't you please you say?
Speaker 6: I agree with him on that? Excuse it?
Speaker 4: You stole that water.
Speaker 5: You could easily just gone back and told me, hey man,
Speaker 5: you know, uh, you forgot to can this all right?
Speaker 5: You just like Brody's sandwich there, you said Brody stole it.
Speaker 5: So you stole that water, okay, And uh, you know
Speaker 5: it's not like you don't go Is that the only
Speaker 5: time he went to the grocery store?
Speaker 4: Do you ever go back?
Speaker 5: You could have when you went, when you went back,
Speaker 5: you could have told hey, you know left time I
Speaker 5: got home, and uh, I realized you didn't. You didn't
Speaker 5: charge me for the water, Let me pay for it now, No,
Speaker 5: you didn't do that, right, So he stole it.
Speaker 4: He's got you there. He stole the water.
Speaker 5: Because those scoody you were not right about the gas
Speaker 5: station and getting the wrong change and not taking back
Speaker 5: the money that you could have gone back and given
Speaker 5: the gentleman his money back another day. Not like you, boy,
Speaker 5: you never go to by there were getting your whole
Speaker 5: life or what.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: And uh, you know you ought to rename your your
Speaker 5: podcast from the Brooklyn Boys to the Klepto Boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Klepto maniacs.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'll tell you what you got whoa well you
Speaker 5: had up every boy you got to doune a number.
Speaker 4: Boy, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6: All right, Thank you there. Trucker.
Speaker 17: Hey, guys, been from Brooklyn here.
Speaker 25: Uh, I'm not the mister Softy trucks, but in New
Speaker 25: York and New Jersey, food trucks in general, and they
Speaker 25: they fall under the food vendor's license have to have
Speaker 25: a three base and sink and a hand washed sink.
Speaker 4: In order to get licensed.
Speaker 25: So softy trucks should have a sink in that all right?
Speaker 11: On a recent slaice time.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you didn't know that, Benny.
Speaker 6: All right, now this.
Speaker 15: Guy on a recent slaice time, you guys thought that
Speaker 15: was full folded, but that was actually Mark Randy Randy Savage.
Speaker 4: Yep, sorry about that.
Speaker 6: Appreciate that, oh boy man.
Speaker 5: And that's so way it starts. You know, you start
Speaker 5: off with a grape soda. Then you're steal in the sandwich.
Speaker 5: Then you're trying, god dang steal a goddamn the nozzle
Speaker 5: off of a guest from More. Where's it gonna end?
Speaker 5: Next thing?
Speaker 1: You know, you're gonna be.
Speaker 5: Over at First National Bank handing the tailer of note.
Speaker 5: Oh I tell you, man, oh lord, you need help.
Speaker 5: You need to see a psychiat just Cleptomania is a disease. Disease.
Speaker 9: Brooklyn boys laying from Ohio. The last talk backs so
Speaker 9: like everybody's own freaking mess. Tell them to chill.
Speaker 3: Out, all right?
Speaker 17: So I got all right, thank you for God.
Speaker 3: No it's not all you got because you here comes
Speaker 3: another two.
Speaker 9: Laing from Ohio. So I worked at market district in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 9: So we have kids in high school nearby, kids constantly stealing.
Speaker 9: We have fourteen doors. We had a narrow down to
Speaker 9: two doors because the constantly stealing, and then security has
Speaker 9: to deal with it. It's absolute ridiculous. And they're disrespectful.
Speaker 9: They throw food up in the bathrooms in the ceiling.
Speaker 9: Laing from Ohio. I just recently heard Gani's pop cast,
Speaker 9: an amazing interview. I just want to let her know,
Speaker 9: great job, she's doing really good. It's all gonna say.
Speaker 4: Great, he clicked on the wrong I have a question. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 4: if if you enjoyed her podcast and you want to
Speaker 4: let her know it was a great interview, why are
Speaker 4: you letting us know that you tell her leave her
Speaker 4: talk back. She would love love that you and she
Speaker 4: doesn't like to leave. Gandhia talk back about how much
Speaker 4: you love the Brooklyn Boys. That's fine, that's okay.
Speaker 9: Yeah from Ohio. So you're talking about the pool situation.
Speaker 9: But shirt off or not? I used to be a lifeguard,
Speaker 9: and it's better off to have a shirt on because
Speaker 9: I did that's my job. But I was a little chubby.
Speaker 9: I'm still chubby, So I'm saying, just have a shirt on,
Speaker 9: don't worry about what people think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7: Hey guys. Vinning again, Uh calling about the stealing ship
Speaker 7: from a store?
Speaker 24: Uh me, personally, if it's a a mom and pop store,
Speaker 24: I would go back in and pay for the waters
Speaker 24: or whatever it is.
Speaker 7: But big store like fucking Walmart or a home depot
Speaker 7: or whatever, they robbed you enough, fucker, and nobody's losing
Speaker 7: their job. Both those giant conglomerates. Now I'm not saying
Speaker 7: you should steal from them, but they account for loss
Speaker 7: and they use it all as write offs, so they
Speaker 7: really don't care. That's why they have like security guards
Speaker 7: to stand down when you know, CBS is getting robbed
Speaker 7: and ship like that. I mean, when riot's happening and
Speaker 7: shit like that, it gets out of hand. But most
Speaker 7: of these stores they don't give a shit either.
Speaker 6: I mean, of.
Speaker 7: Course somebody cares, but it's it's not they have money.
Speaker 7: And as far as it goes with like going to
Speaker 7: a grocery store and you know today the turkey rang
Speaker 7: up for five bucks, but next week it's twenty bucks,
Speaker 7: they're only going to put it at the right rate.
Speaker 7: They're not going to tack on extra money because you're
Speaker 7: going to go to the next grocery store that's selling
Speaker 7: it for the regular price. So even if you told them,
Speaker 7: I personally wouldn't tell them until after the back but
Speaker 7: because I wouldn't want them to turn around and say, oh,
Speaker 7: well you got to pay you know, point dolls for
Speaker 7: this turkey not fired.
Speaker 3: All right, But we don't know for a fact if
Speaker 3: people get fired or not from their jobs.
Speaker 4: I guess I worked in retail. People get fired. I
Speaker 4: did the job. I'm telling you people get fired having
Speaker 4: a high theft rate, and if they lose money, they
Speaker 4: lay off people because they lost money and they can't
Speaker 4: afford to keep the staff. Don't steal from anybody. That's
Speaker 4: just I'm not saying, no, well, I'm not. No one's
Speaker 4: condoning stealing. He just said somebody, somebody just called here
Speaker 4: and said it's okay because they're not going to miss
Speaker 4: the money.
Speaker 22: I took that.
Speaker 3: I took that stance last week when I walked out
Speaker 3: accidentally with the water and I'm like, oh ship.
Speaker 6: Forgot, Well, well too bad. I live.
Speaker 4: I have the same mentality. But it's an old cliche
Speaker 4: to go, oh yeah, they factored that in, it's already
Speaker 4: right off. Well, if you didn't steal from them, they
Speaker 4: wouldn't have to factor it in. They want to write
Speaker 4: it off. It was not done on purpose. No, I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, what like, oh, it's okay again. Poor people
Speaker 4: think you're rich, Is it okay for them to steal
Speaker 4: from you? It's never okay, right, that's intensional, moving on,
Speaker 4: moving on.
Speaker 7: So now mister Brody has a problem with the ray
Speaker 7: heded grochy to steal some candy, but never had a
Speaker 7: fucking problem.
Speaker 4: Stated a fucking grig soda. Didn't steal which he got
Speaker 4: you there, I did not steal anything. I explained everything.
Speaker 4: I would never steal.
Speaker 5: What's up at bois And like, so, uh, that wasn't
Speaker 5: a whole covid imitation.
Speaker 4: That was Yeah, it.
Speaker 12: Was all right.
Speaker 18: I mean like he could have used more of his
Speaker 18: cat phrases and include the slim gym.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a slim gym. Maybe make it more obvious,
Speaker 4: you know, yeah, thank you, it's fight.
Speaker 3: Just want to.
Speaker 26: Company a friend of mine.
Speaker 4: What if that guy's whole hogan is so bad he
Speaker 4: slips into Randy a savage sometimes by accident and it
Speaker 4: was his whole hogan impression. And by the way, did
Speaker 4: you notice that guy hasn't called back to correct us.
Speaker 26: No, he is not high Brookland boys. Jen the groomer
Speaker 26: here from Pompino Beach. So I have a friend of
Speaker 26: mine who actually has an ice cream truck and I
Speaker 26: had to call and ask him where does he go
Speaker 26: to the bathroom. He actually has a food style truck,
Speaker 26: ice cream truck where they serve slushies and soft serve
Speaker 26: as well as the serve served. He told me that
Speaker 26: they do stop to go to the bathroom. Yeah, gas
Speaker 26: station or at the grocery store to use the bathroom.
Speaker 26: He also told he is required by the state of
Speaker 26: Florida to have a hand washing sink inside the truck,
Speaker 26: So his truck has a hand washing sink. He says
Speaker 26: it might be different for those that just sell the
Speaker 26: little bagged ice cream, but for him, he is required
Speaker 26: to have a sink. He also told me that the
Speaker 26: state will come and expect his truck like every twelve.
Speaker 26: Hopefully that'll make the slices at least here in Florida
Speaker 26: feel a little more comfortable. A hug getting an ice cream.
Speaker 26: Also on my neighbor wave for the very nice police officer.
Speaker 26: Only the one wave so far, No more friendly.
Speaker 4: Gestures, no more head man.
Speaker 26: But I'm gonna keep trying. I will not let him
Speaker 26: wear me down. I'm gonna make him my friend.
Speaker 4: Yes you will, but stay at it. Get that neighbor
Speaker 4: wave Hey.
Speaker 5: Guys, it looks like you're gonna drop the episode a
Speaker 5: little later than usual. So I came on here and
Speaker 5: I had to say a little something, even though I
Speaker 5: know road It's probably against this, but I don't give
Speaker 5: a who I'm gonna do it anyway. I won't not
Speaker 5: wish a great, big, happy belated fourth birthday to one
Speaker 5: of our little slashes. Bright it ha belated birthday there
Speaker 5: a little mister.
Speaker 4: Braidy, Hope you had a great day and you ate
Speaker 4: lots of cake. Catt birthday, little bug.
Speaker 3: I know how much Brodie loves birthday shout outs, especially since.
Speaker 4: Four year old Brady's probably not going to hear that. Well,
Speaker 4: he'll probably played in the audio. That's fine, Happy birthday.
Speaker 17: By Thanks goody, don't joring on.
Speaker 4: We still got Rick Flair.
Speaker 6: Whoa, yes we.
Speaker 15: Do, Brooklyn Boys, John from Long Island here, your friendly
Speaker 15: neighborhood Melman. Shout out to all my brothers and sisters
Speaker 15: out there walking around in this one hundred and fifty
Speaker 15: degree heat with only this shitty little fan on our
Speaker 15: nineteen fifties mail truck to help us on the topic
Speaker 15: of is it stealing or is it not? I wanted
Speaker 15: to ask you guys what you guys thought on a
Speaker 15: situation that I had about this time last year with
Speaker 15: my wife. So my wife told your wife, I don't
Speaker 15: usually go crazy with the protection plans, usually the basic
Speaker 15: maybe one higher, so damage really doesn't usually get covered,
Speaker 15: but it does with loss or theft. So my wife,
Speaker 15: the wonderful woman that she is, absolutely smashed her phone,
Speaker 15: completely obliterated it. It even got bent in half. She
Speaker 15: closed it in a door, and I don't even know
Speaker 15: how you do that, but she did it. And she
Speaker 15: told me to find out what to do. So I,
Speaker 15: being an expert in this type of thing, decided to
Speaker 15: channel my inner brody and call it the phone company.
Speaker 15: I won't say their name, but it rhymes with Horizon,
Speaker 15: and I happened to tell them, just.
Speaker 27: A little white lie, I had said that my wife's
Speaker 27: phone got stolen and they smashed the phone, and we
Speaker 27: used to find my iPhone to find that phone, and they.
Speaker 15: Were very very sorry for my loss. And since the
Speaker 15: theft is covered under the warranty, I simply had to
Speaker 15: pay the shipping cost to get a brand new phone
Speaker 15: for my wife. Now obviously lying his bed, little white
Speaker 15: Liees never heard anybody is what I grew up knowing
Speaker 15: and how Scary had mentioned. It's the big business, you know,
Speaker 15: like they can take the hit. I just want to
Speaker 15: know did I steal?
Speaker 3: First of all, this is insurance fraud. We are hearing
Speaker 3: this live on the podcast. Here's what a white fake.
Speaker 4: Your wife says, do I look good in this dress?
Speaker 4: And you don't think she does, and you say, honey,
Speaker 4: you look good. That's what's known as a white lie.
Speaker 4: Insurance fraud with a major company and stealing a thousand
Speaker 4: dollars phone that you weren't covered for is not, by
Speaker 4: definition a white lie. Now some will say, hold on, I'm
Speaker 4: not judging. I'm only judging the white lie comments.
Speaker 3: Some will say that he basically pays the insurance. He
Speaker 3: pays his insurance, so there's you know, they take the
Speaker 3: money from him. It's like a Ponzi scheme. I don't know,
Speaker 3: he's just taking the money from there. I don't know
Speaker 3: how I feel.
Speaker 4: Gross, Brodie.
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to take a shower, and
Speaker 3: not because it's one hundred and ten degrees outside, but
Speaker 3: because of this slice time, this Slafetime episode makes me.
Speaker 4: Itch and scratch and feel filthy.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he left one more and this is the last
Speaker 3: of today's lot.
Speaker 15: Because when I told my wife what I did, she
Speaker 15: was devastated. She couldn't believe it. And then when I
Speaker 15: told everyone else, they kind of understood. You know, they're
Speaker 15: not going to lose anything over it. No, no one
Speaker 15: should get fired. Had obviously just figuring what do you
Speaker 15: guys think? I love you guys, Well, keep up the
Speaker 15: good work. As everyone usually tells the mailman, stay cool
Speaker 15: out there. Oh is it hot enough for you? Man?
Speaker 4: That one was left about a half hour ago, So
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm going to ask the mailman
Speaker 4: a question. Let's say you're delivering a package to a
Speaker 4: real big mansion, a really big, a huge mansion. You're
Speaker 4: the mailman delivering a package from Tiffany's, right, so you're
Speaker 4: pretty sure it's something fancy from Tiffany's. Is it okay
Speaker 4: for you to walk off with it because they're rich
Speaker 4: and they won't notice it, and the person who sent
Speaker 4: it is also probably rich.
Speaker 3: Or is that a crime? That would be a crime.
Speaker 3: I think I think he committed a crime there. I
Speaker 3: mean we're talking, we're talking a lot of money. That's
Speaker 3: I don't know. I see, I kind of see. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's say I spent my entire life paying auto insurance,
Speaker 3: NonStop auto insurance, and it's like thousands of tens of
Speaker 3: thousands of dollars out.
Speaker 4: Of my pocket. It's a gamble. But that's the whole
Speaker 4: point of it. But right, and then, but nothing ever
Speaker 4: goes wrong.
Speaker 3: I never get into an accident, and then I don't know,
Speaker 3: my cars is a loppy and it's misbehaving, and somehow
Speaker 3: the thing gets set on fire somehow.
Speaker 4: Listen, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: That's completely but I'm drawing an analogy that that's what
Speaker 3: this guy is saying.
Speaker 4: That's wrong. That's insurance. So that is insurance fraud. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's like burning down your restaurant because it's not successful.
Speaker 3: Right, right, But someone will make the claim that, oh, well,
Speaker 3: I paid all this money into insurance so I have
Speaker 3: it coming to me. Doesn't make it right. Sorry, I
Speaker 3: feel filthy about all this.
Speaker 6: This is terrible.
Speaker 3: On the other hand, slice time, everybody, next caller, that
Speaker 3: was the last caller.
Speaker 4: No, we can't end on that caller. Oh we Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was the end of it. There's no more.
Speaker 3: Wan Valdez calls hiding out, no Liam calls about I mean,
Speaker 3: if we sit here, if we sit here long enough
Speaker 3: and hit the refreshed screen, I'm sure new talkbacks will
Speaker 3: come in, but I'm not gonna stick around for it.
Speaker 3: From white lies to white lines that what we did there?
Speaker 6: See what I did? All right?
Speaker 4: Don't steal people reactions whose wrong?
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you to talk about song baby,
Speaker 2: a lot of things.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be on decisive time. Free Dresser