WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #344

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys Slice reactions.

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<v Speaker 2>This podcast all depends on you, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three forty

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<v Speaker 3>four and beyond. I'm scary, that's brody, he's brody.

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<v Speaker 4>That's scary. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you shut your microphone off so soon?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing that? That's not that's not making

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<v Speaker 4>any sense what you just said. But all right, well,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm scary and he's brody. I'm brody. I'm brody. You're scary.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>How many people do you think after hearing that Slicetime

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<v Speaker 4>song since we've started doing it, which is I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know a year or so ago that that song, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>year and a half, how many people have checked out

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<v Speaker 4>the original version, White Lines by Mellie mel White Lines,

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do It. I think we've a song about cocaine, curiosity.

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<v Speaker 3>Of some you know. Yeah, it's a great song. It's

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<v Speaker 3>about Yeah, it's about don't do drugs.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Right, how many people do you think since we

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<v Speaker 4>started doing playing that song have tried drugs?

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<v Speaker 3>I think even more because more than tried out to

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<v Speaker 3>more than the song. I think more people.

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<v Speaker 4>Try don't do drugs you're gonna do. I'm wondering if

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<v Speaker 4>you if you didn't hear the song, you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>if you have a drug problem, if you should listen

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<v Speaker 4>to that song because it'll just it just says don't

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<v Speaker 4>do it. You'll be like, oh, I shouldn't. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But people do the opposite of what they're told

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<v Speaker 3>all the time, so those campaigns are ineffective.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, then don't listen to that song. Ah, they will

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<v Speaker 4>reverse psychology. So that was all part of the Nancy

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<v Speaker 4>Reagan just say no. Remember that just said no. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>that'll solve the drug crisis. Just say no.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, well we'll just say yes to Slice Time. Thanks

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<v Speaker 3>for being here with us, Thanks for submitting, submitting, your

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<v Speaker 3>your your your your radio app.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, man, finish my senators for you today, please, I say.

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<v Speaker 4>Well okay. So, So, by the way, if this is

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<v Speaker 4>your first experience with our podcast, because I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if you guys have noticed it yet, but Scary and

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<v Speaker 4>I have posted video of us doing the podcast success

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<v Speaker 4>little segments, little promos, and so if this is your

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<v Speaker 4>first time tuning in, this is Slice Time. This is

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<v Speaker 4>the second episode we do about the previous episode. So

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<v Speaker 4>people leave talked back to.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on wait wait wait wait, we might be introducing

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<v Speaker 3>ourselves to a brand new audience.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying. Oh no, this is a terrible start.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the worst star we've ever gotten on the podcast ever,

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<v Speaker 4>you you've been worse. So it is first time we

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<v Speaker 4>suggest you listen to a regular Brooklyn Boys podcast episode,

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<v Speaker 4>because this is the episode about the episode heard yet

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<v Speaker 4>and you do over? No, we can't.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't put this is like terrible, This was the worst.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking about it to myself just now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, this is the worst ever that we've ever

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<v Speaker 3>started the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>What is our What is our podcast about? It's about

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<v Speaker 4>the two of us rambling about whatever, and we just

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<v Speaker 4>did that. So welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time

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<v Speaker 4>the episode about the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>hear our regular listeners and some of our listeners who

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<v Speaker 4>listen occasionally leaving their thoughts and comments and sometimes songs

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<v Speaker 4>and impressions about what we've do. This is the companion episode.

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<v Speaker 4>This isn't the main episode. This is do not listen

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<v Speaker 4>to this, do not do not listen to it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's the thing about the thing. It's not about

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<v Speaker 3>you know. This is about episode three forty four and beyond.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not about Oh wait a second, Oh man, we.

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<v Speaker 4>Recommend you listen to episode zero first and then start

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<v Speaker 4>your way on the journey.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, with that said, the only people who get to

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<v Speaker 3>leave talkbacks are those who listen to the iHeartRadio app

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<v Speaker 3>because they clicked them the micro little microphone button. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>so okay, So if you listen to any other way,

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<v Speaker 3>well sorry, you don't get to be part of this

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<v Speaker 3>little club, but you can next time. All right, great,

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<v Speaker 3>let's start. Let's see what we got going on here.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope it's a good one.

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<v Speaker 8>M DANYP.

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<v Speaker 9>From Bayonne.

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<v Speaker 10>Both of you are wrong.

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<v Speaker 7>He was imitating macho Man Randy Savage, not hul Covid.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>In the last episode of The Brooklyn Boys, or the

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<v Speaker 3>last episode of Slice Time, somebody kicked off with what

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<v Speaker 3>we thought was a whole Covid impression. Turns out it

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<v Speaker 3>was macho man Ready Savage.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, well, you know what the difference between let

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<v Speaker 4>me tell you something, brother and uh, munchul man Randy Savage.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not that much of a difference, but I get it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>sorry about that Ranby. Yeah, Brody, that is fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Who the fuck di sketches the eye with your middle finger.

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<v Speaker 6>I just tried doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks stupid and it feels weird. Yes, scary. Wait

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<v Speaker 4>wait a second, oh me, you were giving me the

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<v Speaker 4>finger when you were scratching your eye with your middle finger.

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody does that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was not subliminately giving you the middle finger. I

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<v Speaker 3>prom no, you were deliberately giving me the middle finger. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>you think I'm that bad? I think you're much worse.

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<v Speaker 6>Brody and scary.

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<v Speaker 4>Never scary and brody.

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<v Speaker 6>It's well.

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<v Speaker 11>From first off, I just wanted to, you know, nicely

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<v Speaker 11>correct you guys on the the first guy that was

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<v Speaker 11>on Slice time last week. You know he was impersonating

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<v Speaker 11>macho man Randy Savage.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, not whole Cogan. We got you.

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<v Speaker 11>You guys were like Togan. I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 11>oh no, guys. But anyway, it's all good. But also

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<v Speaker 11>I also missed the days, you know, opening up that

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<v Speaker 11>fire hydrant, all traffic stopped because everybody was enjoying the

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<v Speaker 11>water all over the street. Were the best times, Kidsney,

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<v Speaker 11>These days don't know what the hell they're missing. And also, yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>I agree with those fucking people that just go to

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<v Speaker 11>Costco and just grab a handful of samples. Don't say

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<v Speaker 11>thank you or nothing. Fucking people ever take the ship

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<v Speaker 11>out of me. Fuck them, yeah, thank you, but yeah

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<v Speaker 11>fuck them.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you thought and one more thing before I forget

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<v Speaker 4>fuck them up again.

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<v Speaker 12>Pizza delivery guy here, Brody, I completely understand about the

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<v Speaker 12>hand in the hot tub. And then also, you can

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<v Speaker 12>go to the community pool. The hot tub is at

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<v Speaker 12>your house. It's your private thing, and at least you

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<v Speaker 12>can control that, right, okay. And the community pool is fun.

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<v Speaker 12>People want to go there. It's fun, it's a nice atmosphere.

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<v Speaker 12>The concessions stand is always pretty cool, and you can

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<v Speaker 12>relax a little bit. But at your own private house,

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<v Speaker 12>you can control how clean your water is there and

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<v Speaker 12>what you go into, so that that is understandable. You're

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<v Speaker 12>not going too far on that one. Love your Guys show.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, buddy, Thank you, although plural of guys is still guys,

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<v Speaker 4>but anyway, he's my favorite call is so far.

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<v Speaker 13>Hey guys, Laura from Connecticut. I remember the good old

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<v Speaker 13>days when we opened the fire hydrant and just stayed

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<v Speaker 13>out there for hours. My dad worked for the police

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<v Speaker 13>department also, so he had the sprinkler cap. We used

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<v Speaker 13>so much fun just hanging out there.

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<v Speaker 14>And if there was days that he couldn't open the

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<v Speaker 14>fire hydrant he wasn't there at work, then we put

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<v Speaker 14>the sprinkler in the driveway and spent the day running

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<v Speaker 14>in and out of the sprinkler.

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<v Speaker 13>Those were good times.

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<v Speaker 4>I did a lot of that these kids today with

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<v Speaker 4>their Ai water.

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<v Speaker 12>Brody I'm sorry episode two fifty nine, whoa she said?

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<v Speaker 12>Collections with an ash at the end. Okay, by the way,

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<v Speaker 12>it was pepy delivery guy. Nice people always listening to

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<v Speaker 12>your guys' old episodes after I listened to the new one?

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<v Speaker 12>Of course, does I have to wait a week for

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<v Speaker 12>another one?

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<v Speaker 6>Fair enough?

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<v Speaker 12>What else to do on a pizza delivery?

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<v Speaker 14>Ralph?

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<v Speaker 4>Love you guys, love you too? So I remember what

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<v Speaker 4>he's talking about. I heard a commercial where it didn't

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<v Speaker 4>sound like they pluralized and therefore the pronoun or the

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<v Speaker 4>verb before it was for a singular and I thought

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<v Speaker 4>it was. And it doesn't matter. I didn't hear the

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<v Speaker 4>aspeties an s there, and that's what I was talking about. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>remember how I didn't care back then about that? You

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<v Speaker 4>still don't. I still don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>That was one hundred episodes ago. In fact, you pissed

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<v Speaker 3>me off with that. I think I remember that.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember, well, thank you bringing it back. I got angry.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what the hell are you doing? What the

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<v Speaker 3>hell we we we analyzing here?

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<v Speaker 6>But that's okay, it's what.

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<v Speaker 12>We do, right, Pizza delivery guy again. Oh, I know

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<v Speaker 12>it's tough sometimes, man, because you had your little thing

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<v Speaker 12>planned to discuss what she did wrong and stuff, but

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<v Speaker 12>it went sour. Buddy, what are we talking about collections with.

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<v Speaker 4>An All right, you want to leave two way a

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<v Speaker 4>different president. That's how long ago that was due.

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<v Speaker 3>But hold on, he had to leave two consecutive ones.

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<v Speaker 3>And all right, so you said the same thing twice. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>he's be sure of himself and I wasn't. That was

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<v Speaker 3>like the exclamation point here. I loved my comments so much,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say it again.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, Scary Brody Brody and scary rocket Steed for.

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<v Speaker 12>The box over there.

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<v Speaker 3>I just do him talking back because I'm so stupid, stupid, not.

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<v Speaker 8>So that delivery commercially, you guys doing up on the

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<v Speaker 8>h the podcast, but he said, blah.

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<v Speaker 6>Blah BLAHM whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, stup.

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<v Speaker 8>To me, f M was something else, not free meal

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<v Speaker 8>two coming up next gold On.

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<v Speaker 11>So stupid me some reason did obviously recognize that FM

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<v Speaker 11>was for free meals.

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<v Speaker 5>I assumed was for FM radio.

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<v Speaker 10>When you're not even on fucking radio.

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<v Speaker 12>It's podcast is on FM radio.

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<v Speaker 8>Obviously I wouldn't be a podcast, it would be an

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<v Speaker 8>FM radio show.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm stupid.

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<v Speaker 8>I apologize for the mistruing of that FM.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you know what it's It doesn't matter either what

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<v Speaker 4>you can have. The FM stand for whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 4>When I first saw it, I thought it was FM radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I did too, and then I realized because listen, a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of these clients are buying radio ads right and

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<v Speaker 4>and so the cop in their mind, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>at FM for radio. It could be a M for AMRA,

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<v Speaker 4>but it is free meals. I think I'm learning that.

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<v Speaker 6>Right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you didn't realize it was free meals either.

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<v Speaker 4>No I didn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize until just now. So I was ten

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<v Speaker 3>eight years old. By the way, my phone is ringing

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<v Speaker 3>my house line, which never rings.

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<v Speaker 4>And I can already see it rings rings when I

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<v Speaker 4>call you because you don't answer your cel phone. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>I call your he the only one who calls my house.

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<v Speaker 4>That's excide from my dad. And I can tell you

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<v Speaker 4>right now this is the real ty. They want to

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<v Speaker 4>buy my house. It ain't for sale.

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<v Speaker 3>This person calls me all the freaking time thinking that

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<v Speaker 3>I want to sell my house.

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<v Speaker 4>Upgrade. You need a bigger apartment. You do sell your apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a bigger apartment. By the way, Steve Rock and

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<v Speaker 4>Steve were just realize this is a podcast, not FM radio, right,

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm not going to mention any names, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just it happened yesterday. I pickleball. I was wearing

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<v Speaker 4>a Brooklyn Boys shirt and I'll tell more about the

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<v Speaker 4>story on the next episode. But she said, oh, you

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<v Speaker 4>do a podcast, when does it air?

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<v Speaker 6>When does it air? I love that?

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<v Speaker 4>So I had to explain, oh, we've gotten that before,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, mm.

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<v Speaker 15>Hmm, scaring body over there Rocking Seas.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually listen for Brodie on and thank.

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<v Speaker 8>You Bodie, because I was in episode three.

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<v Speaker 5>When Jan Valdez went off on fucking five.

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<v Speaker 8>Voice chats whatever funk they called talk and you kept

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<v Speaker 8>saying sorry, and kept saying it intro on the fucking vomit.

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<v Speaker 8>I actually hit puke in my own mouth. That was

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<v Speaker 8>not very tasty. But can't avoid his fucking fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>He just cut himself off.

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<v Speaker 6>That's his opinion of Juan Valdez.

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<v Speaker 16>Brooklyn boys Backer from Long Island. So the story that's scared.

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<v Speaker 16>We was talking about where he got the money back

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<v Speaker 16>from the gas station. I remember that he had paid

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<v Speaker 16>with a hundred and the guy gave him back the

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<v Speaker 16>change plus the one hundred dollars bill that he had

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<v Speaker 16>a ridge.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 16>And then when you tried to look out Google for

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<v Speaker 16>the gas station, you couldn't remember what That's right. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 16>you and Robin were on a road trip or coming

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<v Speaker 16>back from somewhere I guess Jersey, and you said you

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<v Speaker 16>google it, but you couldn't remember exactly which gas station

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<v Speaker 16>it was, So that's right.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, that's the story.

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<v Speaker 16>I remember clearly. I listened to every single episode.

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<v Speaker 4>So thank you, thank you for love you remembering better

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<v Speaker 4>than Scary did about his own life, and.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and coming to my defense because I defended myself

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<v Speaker 3>then and I'll defend myself now. When she just came

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<v Speaker 3>to my defense that I didn't have to go back

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<v Speaker 3>because you.

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<v Speaker 4>Were accusing me.

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't say it didn't have to go back. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you're the one on the last episode of Brooking Boys.

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<v Speaker 3>You are the one who said I should have gone back,

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, there was a great reason why I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't go back. Beca just wanted to give them money back. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Beckett and beck I didn't, couldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to give the money back after I came

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<v Speaker 3>back and Frey got home.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know what gas station it was. Thank you, Becca,

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<v Speaker 4>cash at a gas station any lawyer anyway, Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>It's the old cowboard. Chuck here one more time, Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>Siri Barbrino. You know I won't be listening to this

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<v Speaker 5>week's episode of Brooklyn Borris till sometime Monday, Monday morning,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, because I listen to you guys while I'm

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<v Speaker 5>working and driving my truck, you know. But anyway, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>I thought i'd call in because I didn't know if

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<v Speaker 5>i'd get in on time, you know, since I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>be listening on Monday. But I wanted to say that everybody,

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<v Speaker 5>nobody mentioned Chuck Man Uni.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's right, Sorry about Brino.

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<v Speaker 5>Unfortunately, mister Chuck Mangoni, a great jazz musician, passed away

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<v Speaker 5>this past week, along side with mister Ozzy Osbourne and

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<v Speaker 5>mister Malcolm Jamal Warner and a few other celebrities that

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<v Speaker 5>I won't mention. But you know, for those of you

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<v Speaker 5>that don't know who Chuck Manjoni is, you know, you

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<v Speaker 5>probably don't know who he is, but you've heard his music,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe in an elevator and a grocery store or in

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<v Speaker 5>the movie. You know, he's got some good tunes out there.

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<v Speaker 5>And there's one song in particular that I know everybody's heard.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't care who you are, you've heard it. You

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<v Speaker 5>hear it, you're gonna hear You're gonna say that you've

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<v Speaker 5>heard that song before. It goes a little song like

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<v Speaker 5>this like this right here here, it goes, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>sleep and sleep music as Surrey Barber, you know. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, rest in peace, all three of these fellows,

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<v Speaker 5>and may God rest your souls and you will be

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<v Speaker 5>greatly missed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, hey guy, this is me again.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I'm sorry I had to come back on

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<v Speaker 5>here and say something about something that caught my ear

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<v Speaker 5>on the Last Last Time episode where Regi said that

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<v Speaker 5>she only got ten hours of PTO per year and

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<v Speaker 5>if she got sick.

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<v Speaker 4>She had to use her personal time off for that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a bunch of crap if you, if you ask me,

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<v Speaker 5>that ain't right. But I hope that company wakes up

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<v Speaker 5>and you know, eventually starts taking care of their employees.

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<v Speaker 4>Because that is just it's terrible, terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Trucker, appreciate you, and thank you for your

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<v Speaker 3>ode to uh Chuck Mangioni no relation to Luigi Mangioni.

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<v Speaker 4>The song by Chuck Mangioni is Feels So Good, which

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<v Speaker 4>I think was nineteen seventy seven. That's the one you

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<v Speaker 4>playing a lot of movies. And yeah, I do a

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<v Speaker 4>nice trumpet. Nice. Yeah, I heard a little humming in there,

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<v Speaker 4>more than the horn, but it's not off really well.

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<v Speaker 17>The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 9>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like my trumpet? I'm not going to comment

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<v Speaker 4>on that. Have you ever tried to blow your own trumpet?

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<v Speaker 15>Scary?

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<v Speaker 18>No, never, you just did, mister brood Tarski. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 18>figure out. So where do you stand on going in

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<v Speaker 18>your own hot tub naked because you said the water

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<v Speaker 18>all goes everywhere anyway. But it sounded like you thought

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<v Speaker 18>that wasn't okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't tell what. Oh, it's okay. Hold on, answer

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<v Speaker 4>that it's okay to be naked in your own hot tub,

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<v Speaker 4>especially if strangers aren't going in your hot tub.

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not get naked in my hot tub because

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<v Speaker 4>I had a family, you know, and I just know

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<v Speaker 4>what mentally, I would not do that. I'm calling bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're alone, you've gotten naked in your heart hot tub,

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<v Speaker 3>you absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>Have no Come on, no, because I got God forbid

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<v Speaker 4>somebody came home. In all these years, Well, let's.

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<v Speaker 3>Say your you know, your wife, your family were away,

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<v Speaker 3>you knew there was no shot they were coming back.

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<v Speaker 12>You didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You've never got and in your your backyard's private, you've

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<v Speaker 3>never once gotten naked in your hot tub.

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<v Speaker 4>I to think you know you have no.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't believe I did.

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<v Speaker 19>Okay, Hey, brooleboys shaving from Queens again, last one I promised.

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<v Speaker 17>Brody.

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<v Speaker 19>You were talking about how your realtor was surprised you

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<v Speaker 19>got in a pool with strangers. Reminds me of when

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<v Speaker 19>I used to work at a weekend sci fi convention

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<v Speaker 19>in a hotel. A bunch of us had a rule

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<v Speaker 19>that we would never go in the pool the first day.

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<v Speaker 19>We would wait until the second day because that first

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<v Speaker 19>night they would shock the pool because everyone knew that

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<v Speaker 19>the people who were sweating from traveling would jump in

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<v Speaker 19>the pool that first day before any of the convention

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<v Speaker 19>stuff started.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, although that makes sense, I don't think hotel employees

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<v Speaker 4>give a damn and are shocking the pool thinking the

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<v Speaker 4>way you do. Yeah, that's what's in there for days.

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<v Speaker 20>Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City.

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<v Speaker 4>Scary.

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<v Speaker 20>How many times have you been reminded on the Big

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<v Speaker 20>Show by Elvis and Company that you stole Elvis's toaster,

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<v Speaker 20>oven or microwaiver or whatever it was. It was a

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<v Speaker 20>big box that Elvis wasn't using, and you remind Elvis

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<v Speaker 20>you wasn't using it, but you did it. I'm asking

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<v Speaker 20>you just took it, So that's technique that he's stealing.

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<v Speaker 19>You're just saying, not judging.

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<v Speaker 20>Still love you, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, he didn't even tell Elvis. He didn't even

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<v Speaker 4>ask Elvis we goold. He just took it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, I didn't think he'd miss it because it

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<v Speaker 3>was just there for so long. But he eventually took

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<v Speaker 3>it home. Oh yeah, he remembered, Oh well, it's all good.

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<v Speaker 3>And then, by the way, Nate put me up to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Nate put me up to that because Night.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a producer on the show. In case you're not aware.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Nate from the Big Show, he said. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>do you think he'll miss this?

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, no way, just take it. So he egged

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<v Speaker 4>me on. Yeah, but scary, you committed the crime. It

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<v Speaker 4>was in his office for a long time. You can't

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<v Speaker 4>blame Nate.

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<v Speaker 15>You can't.

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<v Speaker 4>But if Nate, if Nate tells you to go rob

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<v Speaker 4>a bank and you rob a bank, you can't tell

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<v Speaker 4>the cops.

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<v Speaker 3>Nate told me to do it, I know, but it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't technically stealing. And plus I fetched up to it

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<v Speaker 3>right away and I and I brought it right back.

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<v Speaker 3>I gave it back to the security cameras everywhere. Of course,

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<v Speaker 3>you fessed up.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm blessing everybody knew you took it. Nate knew

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<v Speaker 4>you took it. He told me to do it. They

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<v Speaker 4>would have ridded you out in a heartbeat. If you

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<v Speaker 4>hadn't brought it back.

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<v Speaker 21>You probably, Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from NJ. Anyway, the

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<v Speaker 21>last Slice episode, I don't know you guys were talking

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<v Speaker 21>about uh singing Brooklyn back in the day with the

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<v Speaker 21>fire hydrants. Oh my god, what memories. And the ice

0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:21.800
<v Speaker 21>cream man this the Safty and the good Yuma guide.

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<v Speaker 21>Oh my god, the good Yuma used to have this

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<v Speaker 21>ice cream that was chocolate chip, but like something in

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<v Speaker 21>the middle of it. It was a pop It had

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<v Speaker 21>candy in the middle.

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<v Speaker 18>Was so.

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<v Speaker 21>Part two coming? Oh so part two? Yes, that ice

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<v Speaker 21>cream was the best toasted alm and Alle Minsley and

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<v Speaker 21>my mom she usedill love that. So those were really

0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:51.399
<v Speaker 21>good memories that you brought onto that on that episode. Also,

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<v Speaker 21>this is a little old the cheese one with the

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<v Speaker 21>with the kid. Oh my god, I won't even eat

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<v Speaker 21>over there anymore. You don't know what finger fingering he

0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:00.560
<v Speaker 21>might have done.

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<v Speaker 5>The love you guys bye.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you imagine she moves to Montana, then she's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be like I am MJ from Empty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah she doesn't sound right. Yeah, she's always going to

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<v Speaker 3>be MJ from NJ to us.

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<v Speaker 20>All right, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. Again, Brody.

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<v Speaker 20>I'm so sorry that you were like almost living a

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<v Speaker 20>nightmare with the whole thing with the gas pump at

0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:37.000
<v Speaker 20>your at your car. It wasn't meant to scare you.

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<v Speaker 20>It is meant to scare scary because you know she

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<v Speaker 20>doesn't turn his car off.

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<v Speaker 21>But anyway, you're okay.

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<v Speaker 15>Me too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't think you said you sent it to

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<v Speaker 4>me way before I did it. I just remembered you

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.960
<v Speaker 4>send it to me to tell scary and then here

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<v Speaker 4>I go starting my call at the guest bump in

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<v Speaker 4>my call.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeh, see that that that doesn't scare me.

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<v Speaker 4>I did it again yesterday. You done as a break, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>It's tess.

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<v Speaker 22>I'm just laughing at you, guys about the audacity of

0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.520
<v Speaker 22>people shoving peanut butter cups down their pants and trying

0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:10.639
<v Speaker 22>to steal them. Well, I told you, I work in

0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:13.119
<v Speaker 22>the court system here, and you'd be surprised at the

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<v Speaker 22>amount of things that people steal.

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<v Speaker 4>Our favorite is.

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<v Speaker 22>One person who's now in jail because that's where he belongs.

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<v Speaker 22>He loves to steal from Stop and shop, so he

0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:25.840
<v Speaker 22>likes to take shrimp, steaks, whatever and shove them down

0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:28.520
<v Speaker 22>his pants every time he tries to leeve, he gets caught,

0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:29.920
<v Speaker 22>and he's the worst criminal.

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<v Speaker 17>He keeps getting arrested.

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<v Speaker 22>So anyway, so'll go to jail for a while, come

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<v Speaker 22>back out and start stealing again from stopping shop. So

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<v Speaker 22>every time I see him, I say the same thing,

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<v Speaker 22>like you just can't stop sticking steaks in your pants, right,

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<v Speaker 22>And he's just like ha ha ha, And I'm like no,

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<v Speaker 22>but you keep getting caught and you suck.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a criminal the name of the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 22>Hey guys, last thought, Please anyone who can hear this

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<v Speaker 22>out there, please stop leaving your keys in your car

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<v Speaker 22>or your car running.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, please stop doing it. What people are.

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<v Speaker 22>Doing now is that they're getting very sophisticated with this shit.

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<v Speaker 22>Your keys in your car and they take your car, duh.

0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:04.120
<v Speaker 22>But then what they'll do is now your whole entire

0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:06.280
<v Speaker 22>house key's on there, and they'll come back later at

0:23:06.280 --> 0:23:08.640
<v Speaker 22>a different time, duplicate your keys, put your stuff back,

0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 22>and then they'll rob you or do a home invasion. Okay,

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<v Speaker 22>Please be vigilant out there, everybody, and stay strapped or

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<v Speaker 22>get clapped.

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<v Speaker 4>Motherfucker. I saw this in Hoboken yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody I was going outside of Jet Ski Bryant's house

0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.680
<v Speaker 3>ready to get my uber, and the car in front

0:23:23.720 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 3>of the building was running. I'm like, what the fuck?

0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:29.359
<v Speaker 3>And it was nobody inside, nobody inside the car. Well,

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:31.680
<v Speaker 3>you could have if you start the car. For I've

0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:33.520
<v Speaker 3>started my car from inside the house to get it

0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:37.480
<v Speaker 3>warmed up. What I have the air conditioning kick on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but you can't drive anywhere without the key inside. By

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<v Speaker 3>the way, des brought up a good point. LETNA give you, guys,

0:23:43.200 --> 0:23:46.119
<v Speaker 3>Brodie's tip of the day. So if somebody steals your

0:23:46.160 --> 0:23:49.399
<v Speaker 3>car and you have a navigation system in the car, uh,

0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:52.480
<v Speaker 3>and you have a button that says home, they can

0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:54.200
<v Speaker 3>just drive to your house. They know you're not home

0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:56.400
<v Speaker 3>because they have your car, and now they know where

0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 3>you live. And if you have right so I'll I

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<v Speaker 3>will tell you now my home button is like a

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<v Speaker 3>block away from where I actually live. Because I don't

0:24:07.280 --> 0:24:09.520
<v Speaker 3>need my navigation system to take me to my house, right,

0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:12.080
<v Speaker 3>I need my navigation system to take me roughly to

0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:14.040
<v Speaker 3>my house. I can get the rest of the way.

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<v Speaker 4>So if anyone steals my car, they're not going to

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<v Speaker 4>find my house because there's nothing in my house in

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<v Speaker 4>my car with my address, nothing I made sure of it,

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<v Speaker 4>So go fud yourself DEAs again.

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<v Speaker 22>I'm sorry one last time.

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<v Speaker 4>I promise.

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<v Speaker 22>Scary isn't going in the pool at your girlfriend's, parents', father's,

0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:37.240
<v Speaker 22>whoever's house the same thing as going on vacation to

0:24:37.320 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 22>your bougie locations multiple times per year and taking your

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<v Speaker 22>shirt off and getting in a pool with people that

0:24:42.960 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 22>you don't know you know with a DJ's rocking the

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<v Speaker 22>beat and you know it's from a bar.

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<v Speaker 17>It's kind of the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Not because you don't know those people either.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, no, no, people.

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<v Speaker 4>I explained this last week. I guess you didn't hear

0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:01.159
<v Speaker 4>it too. We talked about this. The people at the

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 4>hotel aren't looking at Scary, aren't going to judge Scary,

0:25:04.400 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 4>will never see Scary again, So he doesn't care what

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 4>anything correct. But if he does something stupid in a

0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 4>pool with people he has to see again, he's worrying

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna judge him and be like, who swims like that?

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<v Speaker 16>Right?

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<v Speaker 9>It?

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<v Speaker 4>Like that?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah no?

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Or if I see them at a future family function,

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:19.719
<v Speaker 3>forget about that.

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<v Speaker 6>No way, No.

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:26.760
<v Speaker 3>Those people are just enough to be acquaintances but not strangers.

0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 4>But they're not your best friend. Scary doesn't want Robin's

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:33.920
<v Speaker 4>uncle to know that he grooms himself a certain way.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, i'll tell you what. We've had a great day

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:41.639
<v Speaker 3>and I was fine and nobody's judging, so there. I

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 3>had a great time. I took my shirt off, went

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:46.960
<v Speaker 3>in the pool, did all the swimming. Robin saw you

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:47.680
<v Speaker 3>with your shirt off.

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:49.840
<v Speaker 6>But that she always does.

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about? Amazing? She's still with you. Yeah,

0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 4>you're kidding me. Go figure out. I have a hairless back. Yeah,

0:25:56.840 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 4>because she waxes. If you no, I know, I born

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:03.679
<v Speaker 4>without hair on my back. That's one of you know.

0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:06.840
<v Speaker 3>You think that I'm some kind of like gorilla Italian,

0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:11.919
<v Speaker 3>some greasy gorillabrows. One would say, no, I've got I

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:15.200
<v Speaker 3>was blessed. I have no I have no hair grows

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 3>on my bat back or my butt. It's amazing, smooth

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 3>as a baby's bottom. Never this is why Robin loves you.

0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Never took a razor to it, never had to.

0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:29.159
<v Speaker 23>Thankfully he brooken boy before guests, and it's oh, it's brody,

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<v Speaker 23>is Scary.

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<v Speaker 17>From j I love you, girl.

0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 23>I love all your comments, I love all your contributions

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:39.160
<v Speaker 23>to I love your voice. I love all your shenanigans.

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:43.679
<v Speaker 23>Bring more shenanigans. I like to hear more shenanigans. Ana

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.040
<v Speaker 23>shut out to you girl. Hey Sexy.

0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 6>Eight by Juan Valdez.

0:26:50.000 --> 0:26:52.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure Steve is ripping his hair out, rocking Steve

0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 3>over there.

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:56.520
<v Speaker 4>It comes scary.

0:26:56.720 --> 0:26:56.880
<v Speaker 15>Three.

0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 23>While you scratching your eyebowl with you nadle finger, that's rude,

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:06.399
<v Speaker 23>that's disrespectful, you being cassy. I am canceling you right now. No,

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 23>I'm kidding, thank you, but scary. I'm sorry, but.

0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:11.919
<v Speaker 17>That's that's just fuck you. If I if.

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:13.919
<v Speaker 23>I fix my eyebrow with my middle finger.

0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 17>That's fuck you. If I fix if I scratch.

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:18.679
<v Speaker 23>My eye with my midte that's fuck you.

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:23.439
<v Speaker 17>That's universal fuck you. So a broken bush beholds and

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:24.639
<v Speaker 17>is always broken and scary.

0:27:24.800 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 23>Some commenting M Jay's comment about vacations X, I also

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:32.159
<v Speaker 23>only have seven vacation days, not.

0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:36.400
<v Speaker 17>Fifty two weeks of vacation like Scary Jones. Sorry, that's right.

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:36.840
<v Speaker 7>Uh.

0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 23>And I also use them for doctor's appointments and birth

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 23>fix And that's about it. This is real life, not

0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:48.919
<v Speaker 23>Scary Jones life. So yeah, most of yours, most of

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:52.080
<v Speaker 23>us only have seven vacations. That's not fifty two A

0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 23>broken bush beholds and it's always broady scary. So a

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 23>guy who hates my voice, it's in my voice, It's

0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 23>in my tonal voice.

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:02.400
<v Speaker 17>They said my accent.

0:28:03.680 --> 0:28:07.639
<v Speaker 23>And do you also hate Angel, because that would be

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:11.800
<v Speaker 23>that would be uh the kicker, because if you hate

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:15.439
<v Speaker 23>me and you hate Angel, then it's a racist thing.

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 23>But hey, let me know in the comments, comment on

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 23>this comment on.

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 3>The next he broke Oh, I think we broke it

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 3>up there wait broke.

0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:28.520
<v Speaker 17>Behead and is always bron scary scary Jones.

0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:33.200
<v Speaker 23>I listened the day off of both their Broken Boys and.

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 17>Slice Sam, even if I haven't left the talk back.

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 23>I listen because I want to support all my slices

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 23>and if they live talkbacks, I want to comment. I

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 23>want to listen their day off, so we kind of

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:53.440
<v Speaker 23>are sort of fueled. Hey, broken Bussy behoefdus and it's

0:28:53.480 --> 0:28:55.640
<v Speaker 23>always broad and scary. And you know why, it's always

0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 23>bron and scary scary Jones, you lie, and you lie

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 23>all the time. And I'm sorry to bring this up

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 23>to you, but when you got the extra overchange, whence

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 23>you got gas.

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 17>Your excuse was oh I was too far.

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 23>I didn't know where the gas station was. Oh my god,

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 23>he made the mistake. It's not my fault. It's on tape.

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 17>I'm sorry. It is on tape.

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 23>Hey, broken, and it is always Brodie scary, but maybe

0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 23>on this one it's scary and Brody or uh, halt fart,

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 23>Brody controversy, Brodie soup because if he is in a

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:36.720
<v Speaker 23>hot tub and it's only Brody on hot water, then

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:41.000
<v Speaker 23>it's it's Brody soup. And yes, if somebody puts his

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 23>hand in it, it's kind of disgusting because it's supposed

0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:47.080
<v Speaker 23>to be a kind of just Brody soup.

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 17>Broken, and it's always Brodie scary.

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 23>So on the last, last last sube, then I left

0:29:55.200 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 23>that out today. So AnyWho, if you're in a Brody

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 23>I'm sorry, but the pool is futtle chemicals. Uh, they're

0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:09.480
<v Speaker 23>gonna kill anything, and if somebody poops or peeps, then

0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 23>they even put even more chemicals to kill everything. So yeah, pool, fine,

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 23>you're hot tub not so fun?

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 5>Hey goud it's me again.

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Now hold on, if I if I could just comment

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 4>on mister valdezro he's he's still going.

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 6>I still have more from him coming up.

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:29.560
<v Speaker 4>Even if there's chemicals in the pool, Yeah, the butt

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:33.280
<v Speaker 4>crack water still going on my face. Don't want it there,

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:37.720
<v Speaker 4>So the chemicals doesn't change the fact this butt crack

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 4>water where I'm swimming. And if a kid poops in

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 4>the pool, who's putting chemicals in the water right away?

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 4>And do chemicals get rid of poop? No, no they don't.

0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 4>The poop doesn't just magically disappear, all right, go on.

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go back to the one that intercepted

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 3>his cluster of talkbacks.

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 6>This one here a brody.

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 10>I'm listening to the Brooklyn but it is naked in

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 10>my heart tub and oh it sounds like I should

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 10>not do that sort let me put my beatings so down.

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't like this. It's much better than naked.

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 10>So I'm going to go back to listening naked in

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 10>my heart hub and I will talk to you guys, dad.

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 3>But we paused the the one Valdez parade for that,

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 3>all right, all right? And it sounds like the trucker naked.

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:27.160
<v Speaker 3>The trucker got in there. These coming chronologically, so who.

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 4>Knows if where's the trucker? You started playing itself, right, here.

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 5>Hey, God, it's me again. No cowboy trucker here one

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 5>more time. Yeah, Siri Barbarino. You know what, my heart

0:31:36.160 --> 0:31:38.800
<v Speaker 5>goes out to you, because I surely do know what

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 5>you're going through with that heat. You know, we have

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 5>that kind of heat here where I live, you know,

0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 5>on a constant basis. It starts around April and don't

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 5>until about the end of September, first couple of weeks

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 5>of October.

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 7>You know.

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 5>And I guarantee you gonna get people calling in from

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 5>Florida and Texas and you're gonna tell you we're used

0:31:57.120 --> 0:32:01.040
<v Speaker 5>to that can of heating. You know, that's a bunch

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:03.840
<v Speaker 5>of alone and nobody gets used to this heating. And

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 5>if that was the case, there wouldn't be any As

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 5>you know, AC companies have a heck a lot of business,

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 5>you know, once summer starts and nobody gets used to this,

0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:19.240
<v Speaker 5>you know, And you know, I have a little I wonder,

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 5>you know, if mister Softy and Master Softy, you know,

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 5>when they had the turf four going on, I wonder

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 5>if mister soft went over there and uh.

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 17>Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry, told us.

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 6>Let me try and get to the other one to wur.

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 5>Master Softy was trying to move in on their territory there,

0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 5>and if they rocked up the ice cream man, you know,

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 5>kind of like Peach Lamana did to that kid that

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 5>would do Polly Walnuts a sloan. You know that was bad.

0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:53.200
<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you what. Maybe that's I don't know, did

0:32:53.280 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 5>they do that. They did that, well, that's the way

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 5>to get the message through. But you know it's a

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:01.480
<v Speaker 5>terrible thing they did already. Guess I'll see you later.

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 6>Okay, thank you. And then the final.

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 4>One from the Sopranos mentioned Juan Valdez.

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<v Speaker 23>Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to all this like say, hey,

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:17.120
<v Speaker 23>my voice. So if hypothetically Scary Johnes and Brody are

0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 23>recording the Brooken Boys in a pool in a in

0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 23>a hotel pool and hot girl.

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 17>Came in and she peas in the pool, I'm out, woop.

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 4>Brody call her out on it, and woop.

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:33.800
<v Speaker 23>Scary Johns defend her because she's a hot girl and

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 23>this is a record.

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 17>Scary Jones loves hat girl peep in the pool.

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 20>I mean.

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 3>I would ignore it, yeah, I would, just yeah, ikay,

0:33:42.560 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 3>what about what about hot girl peeing into the pool?

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 6>No, I don't I don't like that. I don't want

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 6>to see it.

0:33:47.920 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see the act of the pee

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 3>going into the pool if you're already submerged. Whatever happens

0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:56.000
<v Speaker 3>down there happens none of my business.

0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:58.680
<v Speaker 17>It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 4>Out of the past five ten minutes have been very

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 4>confusing for me.

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 3>Brody, you had multiple talkbacks because because jan Valdez left

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 3>twelve talkbacks and then other people started cutting in in

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 3>the middle of his talkbacks, everything was played out of order.

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:19.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's going on. Mayhem, it's mayhem, is

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:24.879
<v Speaker 4>absolutely mayhem. One please leave half as much next time.

0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm pleading with you. All right, Brody, you have thoughts

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:30.799
<v Speaker 4>on that?

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:33.279
<v Speaker 6>What happened to?

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:36.239
<v Speaker 4>He's got nothing to say? Ready to move? You know

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 4>you agree with me. Next caller, it's way too much

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 4>over the words of Larry King, deceased. Legend of broadcasting

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 4>is the call of there way.

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:51.880
<v Speaker 5>To no mister Brody, yourself the crime of the century. Yes, sire,

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 5>Barbarnal Peanut butter Cup from around the world can sleep easy.

0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 5>Know when you're walking to be dorm all you're gonna

0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:02.799
<v Speaker 5>get an award for this man. You're let you're your

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 5>name's up there with Barty five, my Gruff, the cram Dog,

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 5>Colombo Green Lantern. Yes, sir re Barbarino, Yes you're the greatest.

0:35:14.840 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, and argue with him, all right, I stopped the

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 4>peanut butter thief. Well, I tell you what, you know.

0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 5>You can't get one boy on, mister Brody. He's always

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 5>on the case, pewling around like I can't, and then

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:30.319
<v Speaker 5>he pounces on.

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 4>You when you at least expected. Boy Brody, I'll tell

0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:32.799
<v Speaker 4>you what.

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:36.160
<v Speaker 5>You better be ready for Halloween season because there's gonna

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 5>be a lot of candy bags depending on you. In

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 5>old little redheaded Charlie Brown's girlfriend. You know she might

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 5>go back. You know they always returned back to the

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:48.240
<v Speaker 5>to the scene of the cram. All right, So be ready, buddy,

0:35:48.600 --> 0:35:49.960
<v Speaker 5>already out.

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 4>All right, thank you, mister Brody. I hate to break

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:56.400
<v Speaker 4>it to you.

0:35:56.480 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 6>All right, he's over his limit as well. I'm sorry.

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd let him go one more. Come on, we lost,

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh he's got three more? Come on, trucker, what are

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 3>you doing to me?

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:04.719
<v Speaker 24>Man?

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Go ahead the place, mister Brody.

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 5>I hate to break it to you, but I have

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 5>to agree with mister scooty there soda. You did not

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:18.239
<v Speaker 5>earn that you stole it, okay, and you're lucky that

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:21.960
<v Speaker 5>the old miss lady over there at the Chinese restaurant

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:25.359
<v Speaker 5>didn't press charges on you. And uh, you know, and

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:28.360
<v Speaker 5>and also you know what the sandwich. Don't forget about

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:30.960
<v Speaker 5>the sandwich. You paid for one and you got to

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:32.880
<v Speaker 5>that's another thing you stole there.

0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:34.200
<v Speaker 6>I didn't know, I didn't.

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:36.160
<v Speaker 4>Know where you then, didn't you please you say?

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 6>I agree with him on that? Excuse it?

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:43.320
<v Speaker 4>You stole that water.

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:46.239
<v Speaker 5>You could easily just gone back and told me, hey man,

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:48.719
<v Speaker 5>you know, uh, you forgot to can this all right?

0:36:48.920 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 5>You just like Brody's sandwich there, you said Brody stole it.

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:55.440
<v Speaker 5>So you stole that water, okay, And uh, you know

0:36:56.000 --> 0:36:57.879
<v Speaker 5>it's not like you don't go Is that the only

0:36:57.880 --> 0:36:59.279
<v Speaker 5>time he went to the grocery store?

0:36:59.280 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 4>Do you ever go back?

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:02.319
<v Speaker 5>You could have when you went, when you went back,

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 5>you could have told hey, you know left time I

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:06.479
<v Speaker 5>got home, and uh, I realized you didn't. You didn't

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 5>charge me for the water, Let me pay for it now, No,

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 5>you didn't do that, right, So he stole it.

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 4>He's got you there. He stole the water.

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:19.920
<v Speaker 5>Because those scoody you were not right about the gas

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 5>station and getting the wrong change and not taking back

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 5>the money that you could have gone back and given

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:28.120
<v Speaker 5>the gentleman his money back another day. Not like you, boy,

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 5>you never go to by there were getting your whole

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 5>life or what.

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'll tell you what.

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:35.920
<v Speaker 5>And uh, you know you ought to rename your your

0:37:36.000 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 5>podcast from the Brooklyn Boys to the Klepto Boys.

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:40.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the Klepto maniacs.

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'll tell you what you got whoa well you

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 5>had up every boy you got to doune a number.

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 4>Boy, I'll tell you what.

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.720
<v Speaker 6>All right, Thank you there. Trucker.

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:54.920
<v Speaker 17>Hey, guys, been from Brooklyn here.

0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 25>Uh, I'm not the mister Softy trucks, but in New

0:38:03.080 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 25>York and New Jersey, food trucks in general, and they

0:38:07.719 --> 0:38:12.440
<v Speaker 25>they fall under the food vendor's license have to have

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 25>a three base and sink and a hand washed sink.

0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 4>In order to get licensed.

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 25>So softy trucks should have a sink in that all right?

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 11>On a recent slaice time.

0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 4>Okay, thank you didn't know that, Benny.

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:27.799
<v Speaker 6>All right, now this.

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.960
<v Speaker 15>Guy on a recent slaice time, you guys thought that

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 15>was full folded, but that was actually Mark Randy Randy Savage.

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 4>Yep, sorry about that.

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:39.560
<v Speaker 6>Appreciate that, oh boy man.

0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 5>And that's so way it starts. You know, you start

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:45.360
<v Speaker 5>off with a grape soda. Then you're steal in the sandwich.

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 5>Then you're trying, god dang steal a goddamn the nozzle

0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:53.839
<v Speaker 5>off of a guest from More. Where's it gonna end?

0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 5>Next thing?

0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, you're gonna be.

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 5>Over at First National Bank handing the tailer of note.

0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:01.880
<v Speaker 5>Oh I tell you, man, oh lord, you need help.

0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:07.320
<v Speaker 5>You need to see a psychiat just Cleptomania is a disease. Disease.

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 9>Brooklyn boys laying from Ohio. The last talk backs so

0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:19.320
<v Speaker 9>like everybody's own freaking mess. Tell them to chill.

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Out, all right?

0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:24.879
<v Speaker 17>So I got all right, thank you for God.

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 3>No it's not all you got because you here comes

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:27.920
<v Speaker 3>another two.

0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 9>Laing from Ohio. So I worked at market district in Columbus, Ohio.

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 9>So we have kids in high school nearby, kids constantly stealing.

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:42.200
<v Speaker 9>We have fourteen doors. We had a narrow down to

0:39:42.320 --> 0:39:47.279
<v Speaker 9>two doors because the constantly stealing, and then security has

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:52.760
<v Speaker 9>to deal with it. It's absolute ridiculous. And they're disrespectful.

0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:55.920
<v Speaker 9>They throw food up in the bathrooms in the ceiling.

0:39:56.719 --> 0:40:00.400
<v Speaker 9>Laing from Ohio. I just recently heard Gani's pop cast,

0:40:00.719 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 9>an amazing interview. I just want to let her know,

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 9>great job, she's doing really good. It's all gonna say.

0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 4>Great, he clicked on the wrong I have a question. Yeah. Uh,

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:20.000
<v Speaker 4>if if you enjoyed her podcast and you want to

0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:21.920
<v Speaker 4>let her know it was a great interview, why are

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:25.480
<v Speaker 4>you letting us know that you tell her leave her

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 4>talk back. She would love love that you and she

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 4>doesn't like to leave. Gandhia talk back about how much

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 4>you love the Brooklyn Boys. That's fine, that's okay.

0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:38.880
<v Speaker 9>Yeah from Ohio. So you're talking about the pool situation.

0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:42.279
<v Speaker 9>But shirt off or not? I used to be a lifeguard,

0:40:43.080 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 9>and it's better off to have a shirt on because

0:40:46.480 --> 0:40:51.280
<v Speaker 9>I did that's my job. But I was a little chubby.

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:56.879
<v Speaker 9>I'm still chubby, So I'm saying, just have a shirt on,

0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:59.560
<v Speaker 9>don't worry about what people think.

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, thank you.

0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:10.040
<v Speaker 7>Hey guys. Vinning again, Uh calling about the stealing ship

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 7>from a store?

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 24>Uh me, personally, if it's a a mom and pop store,

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:21.840
<v Speaker 24>I would go back in and pay for the waters

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:22.880
<v Speaker 24>or whatever it is.

0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 7>But big store like fucking Walmart or a home depot

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:32.399
<v Speaker 7>or whatever, they robbed you enough, fucker, and nobody's losing

0:41:32.400 --> 0:41:35.799
<v Speaker 7>their job. Both those giant conglomerates. Now I'm not saying

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 7>you should steal from them, but they account for loss

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.319
<v Speaker 7>and they use it all as write offs, so they

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 7>really don't care. That's why they have like security guards

0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:47.920
<v Speaker 7>to stand down when you know, CBS is getting robbed

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 7>and ship like that. I mean, when riot's happening and

0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 7>shit like that, it gets out of hand. But most

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 7>of these stores they don't give a shit either.

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:57.120
<v Speaker 6>I mean, of.

0:41:57.040 --> 0:42:00.840
<v Speaker 7>Course somebody cares, but it's it's not they have money.

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 7>And as far as it goes with like going to

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:08.479
<v Speaker 7>a grocery store and you know today the turkey rang

0:42:08.560 --> 0:42:10.720
<v Speaker 7>up for five bucks, but next week it's twenty bucks,

0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:13.479
<v Speaker 7>they're only going to put it at the right rate.

0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:15.560
<v Speaker 7>They're not going to tack on extra money because you're

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 7>going to go to the next grocery store that's selling

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 7>it for the regular price. So even if you told them,

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:23.600
<v Speaker 7>I personally wouldn't tell them until after the back but

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 7>because I wouldn't want them to turn around and say, oh,

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 7>well you got to pay you know, point dolls for

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:29.440
<v Speaker 7>this turkey not fired.

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:32.960
<v Speaker 3>All right, But we don't know for a fact if

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:34.960
<v Speaker 3>people get fired or not from their jobs.

0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 4>I guess I worked in retail. People get fired. I

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 4>did the job. I'm telling you people get fired having

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 4>a high theft rate, and if they lose money, they

0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 4>lay off people because they lost money and they can't

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 4>afford to keep the staff. Don't steal from anybody. That's

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:51.960
<v Speaker 4>just I'm not saying, no, well, I'm not. No one's

0:42:51.960 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 4>condoning stealing. He just said somebody, somebody just called here

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.480
<v Speaker 4>and said it's okay because they're not going to miss

0:42:58.520 --> 0:42:58.880
<v Speaker 4>the money.

0:42:58.960 --> 0:42:59.320
<v Speaker 22>I took that.

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:01.680
<v Speaker 3>I took that stance last week when I walked out

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 3>accidentally with the water and I'm like, oh ship.

0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 6>Forgot, Well, well too bad. I live.

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.920
<v Speaker 4>I have the same mentality. But it's an old cliche

0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 4>to go, oh yeah, they factored that in, it's already

0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:14.440
<v Speaker 4>right off. Well, if you didn't steal from them, they

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 4>wouldn't have to factor it in. They want to write

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 4>it off. It was not done on purpose. No, I'm

0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:21.720
<v Speaker 4>just saying, what like, oh, it's okay again. Poor people

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:23.879
<v Speaker 4>think you're rich, Is it okay for them to steal

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 4>from you? It's never okay, right, that's intensional, moving on,

0:43:28.440 --> 0:43:28.839
<v Speaker 4>moving on.

0:43:29.400 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 7>So now mister Brody has a problem with the ray

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 7>heded grochy to steal some candy, but never had a

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 7>fucking problem.

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 4>Stated a fucking grig soda. Didn't steal which he got

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:47.480
<v Speaker 4>you there, I did not steal anything. I explained everything.

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 4>I would never steal.

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:54.400
<v Speaker 5>What's up at bois And like, so, uh, that wasn't

0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:55.680
<v Speaker 5>a whole covid imitation.

0:43:55.880 --> 0:44:00.120
<v Speaker 4>That was Yeah, it.

0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:00.600
<v Speaker 12>Was all right.

0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:02.600
<v Speaker 18>I mean like he could have used more of his

0:44:02.680 --> 0:44:05.360
<v Speaker 18>cat phrases and include the slim gym.

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:08.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe a slim gym. Maybe make it more obvious,

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 4>you know, yeah, thank you, it's fight.

0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:10.759
<v Speaker 3>Just want to.

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:17.080
<v Speaker 26>Company a friend of mine.

0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:20.880
<v Speaker 4>What if that guy's whole hogan is so bad he

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 4>slips into Randy a savage sometimes by accident and it

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 4>was his whole hogan impression. And by the way, did

0:44:26.640 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 4>you notice that guy hasn't called back to correct us.

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 26>No, he is not high Brookland boys. Jen the groomer

0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 26>here from Pompino Beach. So I have a friend of

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:37.440
<v Speaker 26>mine who actually has an ice cream truck and I

0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 26>had to call and ask him where does he go

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:43.400
<v Speaker 26>to the bathroom. He actually has a food style truck,

0:44:43.800 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 26>ice cream truck where they serve slushies and soft serve

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:52.440
<v Speaker 26>as well as the serve served. He told me that

0:44:52.520 --> 0:44:56.399
<v Speaker 26>they do stop to go to the bathroom. Yeah, gas

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:58.760
<v Speaker 26>station or at the grocery store to use the bathroom.

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 26>He also told he is required by the state of

0:45:01.760 --> 0:45:05.200
<v Speaker 26>Florida to have a hand washing sink inside the truck,

0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:09.160
<v Speaker 26>So his truck has a hand washing sink. He says

0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:11.040
<v Speaker 26>it might be different for those that just sell the

0:45:11.040 --> 0:45:14.040
<v Speaker 26>little bagged ice cream, but for him, he is required

0:45:14.080 --> 0:45:16.680
<v Speaker 26>to have a sink. He also told me that the

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 26>state will come and expect his truck like every twelve.

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:23.680
<v Speaker 26>Hopefully that'll make the slices at least here in Florida

0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:26.240
<v Speaker 26>feel a little more comfortable. A hug getting an ice cream.

0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:31.760
<v Speaker 26>Also on my neighbor wave for the very nice police officer.

0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:36.279
<v Speaker 26>Only the one wave so far, No more friendly.

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:37.760
<v Speaker 4>Gestures, no more head man.

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.359
<v Speaker 26>But I'm gonna keep trying. I will not let him

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:42.600
<v Speaker 26>wear me down. I'm gonna make him my friend.

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:45.480
<v Speaker 4>Yes you will, but stay at it. Get that neighbor

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 4>wave Hey.

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:49.160
<v Speaker 5>Guys, it looks like you're gonna drop the episode a

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 5>little later than usual. So I came on here and

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 5>I had to say a little something, even though I

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 5>know road It's probably against this, but I don't give

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 5>a who I'm gonna do it anyway. I won't not

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<v Speaker 5>wish a great, big, happy belated fourth birthday to one

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 5>of our little slashes. Bright it ha belated birthday there

0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 5>a little mister.

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:12.279
<v Speaker 4>Braidy, Hope you had a great day and you ate

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 4>lots of cake. Catt birthday, little bug.

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:20.000
<v Speaker 3>I know how much Brodie loves birthday shout outs, especially since.

0:46:19.800 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Four year old Brady's probably not going to hear that. Well,

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 4>he'll probably played in the audio. That's fine, Happy birthday.

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:26.400
<v Speaker 17>By Thanks goody, don't joring on.

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:28.720
<v Speaker 4>We still got Rick Flair.

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 6>Whoa, yes we.

0:46:31.360 --> 0:46:35.520
<v Speaker 15>Do, Brooklyn Boys, John from Long Island here, your friendly

0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:38.360
<v Speaker 15>neighborhood Melman. Shout out to all my brothers and sisters

0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 15>out there walking around in this one hundred and fifty

0:46:40.880 --> 0:46:43.839
<v Speaker 15>degree heat with only this shitty little fan on our

0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 15>nineteen fifties mail truck to help us on the topic

0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:49.959
<v Speaker 15>of is it stealing or is it not? I wanted

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.120
<v Speaker 15>to ask you guys what you guys thought on a

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:56.160
<v Speaker 15>situation that I had about this time last year with

0:46:56.239 --> 0:47:00.799
<v Speaker 15>my wife. So my wife told your wife, I don't

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 15>usually go crazy with the protection plans, usually the basic

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:08.440
<v Speaker 15>maybe one higher, so damage really doesn't usually get covered,

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:12.760
<v Speaker 15>but it does with loss or theft. So my wife,

0:47:13.680 --> 0:47:17.400
<v Speaker 15>the wonderful woman that she is, absolutely smashed her phone,

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:21.160
<v Speaker 15>completely obliterated it. It even got bent in half. She

0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 15>closed it in a door, and I don't even know

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:26.799
<v Speaker 15>how you do that, but she did it. And she

0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 15>told me to find out what to do. So I,

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:32.880
<v Speaker 15>being an expert in this type of thing, decided to

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:35.760
<v Speaker 15>channel my inner brody and call it the phone company.

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:39.120
<v Speaker 15>I won't say their name, but it rhymes with Horizon,

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:42.399
<v Speaker 15>and I happened to tell them, just.

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<v Speaker 27>A little white lie, I had said that my wife's

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:50.719
<v Speaker 27>phone got stolen and they smashed the phone, and we

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:54.440
<v Speaker 27>used to find my iPhone to find that phone, and they.

0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:58.920
<v Speaker 15>Were very very sorry for my loss. And since the

0:47:59.040 --> 0:48:02.840
<v Speaker 15>theft is covered under the warranty, I simply had to

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<v Speaker 15>pay the shipping cost to get a brand new phone

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:12.239
<v Speaker 15>for my wife. Now obviously lying his bed, little white

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:14.520
<v Speaker 15>Liees never heard anybody is what I grew up knowing

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 15>and how Scary had mentioned. It's the big business, you know,

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 15>like they can take the hit. I just want to

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:23.240
<v Speaker 15>know did I steal?

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, this is insurance fraud. We are hearing

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:30.479
<v Speaker 3>this live on the podcast. Here's what a white fake.

0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Your wife says, do I look good in this dress?

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:34.920
<v Speaker 4>And you don't think she does, and you say, honey,

0:48:34.960 --> 0:48:37.160
<v Speaker 4>you look good. That's what's known as a white lie.

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:41.880
<v Speaker 4>Insurance fraud with a major company and stealing a thousand

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:44.480
<v Speaker 4>dollars phone that you weren't covered for is not, by

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:47.359
<v Speaker 4>definition a white lie. Now some will say, hold on, I'm

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:49.920
<v Speaker 4>not judging. I'm only judging the white lie comments.

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 3>Some will say that he basically pays the insurance. He

0:48:57.239 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 3>pays his insurance, so there's you know, they take the

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:04.879
<v Speaker 3>money from him. It's like a Ponzi scheme. I don't know,

0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:07.319
<v Speaker 3>he's just taking the money from there. I don't know

0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:08.279
<v Speaker 3>how I feel.

0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 4>Gross, Brodie.

0:49:09.120 --> 0:49:10.839
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I need to take a shower, and

0:49:10.880 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 3>not because it's one hundred and ten degrees outside, but

0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:16.960
<v Speaker 3>because of this slice time, this Slafetime episode makes me.

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:18.840
<v Speaker 4>Itch and scratch and feel filthy.

0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, he left one more and this is the last

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:24.360
<v Speaker 3>of today's lot.

0:49:25.520 --> 0:49:27.560
<v Speaker 15>Because when I told my wife what I did, she

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:30.560
<v Speaker 15>was devastated. She couldn't believe it. And then when I

0:49:30.640 --> 0:49:34.479
<v Speaker 15>told everyone else, they kind of understood. You know, they're

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:37.399
<v Speaker 15>not going to lose anything over it. No, no one

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:41.360
<v Speaker 15>should get fired. Had obviously just figuring what do you

0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 15>guys think? I love you guys, Well, keep up the

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:48.919
<v Speaker 15>good work. As everyone usually tells the mailman, stay cool

0:49:48.920 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 15>out there. Oh is it hot enough for you? Man?

0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:54.080
<v Speaker 4>That one was left about a half hour ago, So

0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what I'm going to ask the mailman

0:49:56.239 --> 0:49:59.719
<v Speaker 4>a question. Let's say you're delivering a package to a

0:49:59.760 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 4>real big mansion, a really big, a huge mansion. You're

0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:08.440
<v Speaker 4>the mailman delivering a package from Tiffany's, right, so you're

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 4>pretty sure it's something fancy from Tiffany's. Is it okay

0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:14.319
<v Speaker 4>for you to walk off with it because they're rich

0:50:14.320 --> 0:50:16.600
<v Speaker 4>and they won't notice it, and the person who sent

0:50:16.640 --> 0:50:17.839
<v Speaker 4>it is also probably rich.

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Or is that a crime? That would be a crime.

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 3>I think I think he committed a crime there. I

0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 3>mean we're talking, we're talking a lot of money. That's

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:31.479
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I see, I kind of see. Okay,

0:50:31.640 --> 0:50:35.560
<v Speaker 3>let's say I spent my entire life paying auto insurance,

0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:39.960
<v Speaker 3>NonStop auto insurance, and it's like thousands of tens of

0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:41.000
<v Speaker 3>thousands of dollars out.

0:50:40.840 --> 0:50:43.319
<v Speaker 4>Of my pocket. It's a gamble. But that's the whole

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:45.960
<v Speaker 4>point of it. But right, and then, but nothing ever

0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:46.479
<v Speaker 4>goes wrong.

0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:50.279
<v Speaker 3>I never get into an accident, and then I don't know,

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:55.200
<v Speaker 3>my cars is a loppy and it's misbehaving, and somehow

0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:56.800
<v Speaker 3>the thing gets set on fire somehow.

0:50:57.800 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 4>Listen, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:03.319
<v Speaker 3>That's completely but I'm drawing an analogy that that's what

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:04.240
<v Speaker 3>this guy is saying.

0:51:04.960 --> 0:51:08.439
<v Speaker 4>That's wrong. That's insurance. So that is insurance fraud. Yeah,

0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:10.920
<v Speaker 4>that's like burning down your restaurant because it's not successful.

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:15.960
<v Speaker 3>Right, right, But someone will make the claim that, oh, well,

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:18.799
<v Speaker 3>I paid all this money into insurance so I have

0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 3>it coming to me. Doesn't make it right. Sorry, I

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 3>feel filthy about all this.

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:24.720
<v Speaker 6>This is terrible.

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:29.319
<v Speaker 3>On the other hand, slice time, everybody, next caller, that

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:30.320
<v Speaker 3>was the last caller.

0:51:31.280 --> 0:51:33.719
<v Speaker 4>No, we can't end on that caller. Oh we Yeah,

0:51:33.760 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 4>that was the end of it. There's no more.

0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Wan Valdez calls hiding out, no Liam calls about I mean,

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:41.239
<v Speaker 3>if we sit here, if we sit here long enough

0:51:41.239 --> 0:51:44.640
<v Speaker 3>and hit the refreshed screen, I'm sure new talkbacks will

0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 3>come in, but I'm not gonna stick around for it.

0:51:47.760 --> 0:51:52.359
<v Speaker 3>From white lies to white lines that what we did there?

0:51:52.520 --> 0:51:53.920
<v Speaker 6>See what I did? All right?

0:51:54.239 --> 0:52:01.280
<v Speaker 4>Don't steal people reactions whose wrong?

0:52:02.040 --> 0:52:06.280
<v Speaker 2>This podcast all depends on you to talk about song baby,

0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:07.280
<v Speaker 2>a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna be on decisive time. Free Dresser