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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from a

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Speaker 1: Living Color David Ellen Greer March twenty seventh through the

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Speaker 1: twenty ninth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com and

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Speaker 1: you can call four two five two eight nine seven thousand.

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Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties. Hello, Hi is aliahs there?

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Speaker 1: Who am I'm speaking with? Hi? Aliah? My name is

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Speaker 1: Seth McElroy and I live in your apartment complex. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got it where Well? I got a phone call

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Speaker 1: and an email from the management company. They said that

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Speaker 1: you were complaining about noise, and so I figured out

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Speaker 1: we're the guys who above me. Yeah, and I figured

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Speaker 1: I would call and just talk to you about it,

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Speaker 1: you know, so we don't have to get the man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're loud. You're two damn loud, which seems to be

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Speaker 1: the problem. Woud you stopping on top of my head? Loud?

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Speaker 1: I'm complaining? What'd you say? What's that? What's going on? What? Hello? Oh? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: That your music playing? Sorry about that? My alarm clock

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Speaker 1: went off. I must have still had it set right there.

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Speaker 1: That music. That's That's what I'm talking about. I can't

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Speaker 1: help myself think of the phone and I can't hear

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Speaker 1: myself thinking in my own apartment. You're too loud. You're

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Speaker 1: saying that like you hear music coming from my apartment

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Speaker 1: all the time, Your music constantly talking what's hello? You

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Speaker 1: got it? Just can't even hello? Are you serious? Turned

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Speaker 1: down the damn music? Turn it off? I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: My roommate just came home turned on the radio. Didn't

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Speaker 1: even realize I was on the phone. Oh come on, stop,

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Speaker 1: and I know what you're doing. I called to complaint

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Speaker 1: about you playing loud music and now you're absolutely doing

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Speaker 1: it on purpose. No, not at all. I was calling

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Speaker 1: to talk this out because we clearly have a problem,

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Speaker 1: you and I and i'd like to get to the

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Speaker 1: bottom of it. Are you messed up in the head?

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Speaker 1: You must be the range idiot. If you think I'm

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Speaker 1: going to believe what you're saying right now, well I

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Speaker 1: know that you're I'm telling you. You're upset because you

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Speaker 1: feel like my music is too loud. Now I'm upset

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Speaker 1: because your music is too loud. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: it's like to come home every single night from work

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Speaker 1: and my entire bedroom is vibrating because you're stupid dance

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Speaker 1: dance dance, dance, dance, dance stancetance everybody again. You're an idiot,

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Speaker 1: want again proving what I said before? No, No, you

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Speaker 1: were saying something about the I'm sorry about that. I

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Speaker 1: that was my FA You're actually not sorry about it. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not. I called up to apologize and to be nice,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna attack my No, you did not call

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Speaker 1: to apologize. You called the harass me. I know you're

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Speaker 1: doing it on purpose because I hear the same song

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Speaker 1: over and over the beginning. My head Okay, okay, my

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Speaker 1: head is a harassment. Well that song that you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: it is not a song. Okay, it's one of my favorites.

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Speaker 1: And your person dance with Melia heard it? A dance

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Speaker 1: dance dance dance, dance, dance stance, everybody dance. You know

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Speaker 1: what that did. I'm about to spend my boy and

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Speaker 1: up there to kick your app right now. Oh your boyfriend, Michael,

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Speaker 1: you know what you know? My boyfriend? Oh yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: up here right now. Party. He's up here partying with

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Speaker 1: me right now. Yeah? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: just dancing around, worked up quite a sweat, took his

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Speaker 1: shirt off and rang it out on me. Yeah, very funny.

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Speaker 1: I actually know your boyfriend because he emailed me to

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Speaker 1: call you. What do you mean, I mean that this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Jesus. He said that you've been having some

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Speaker 1: problems with your upstairs neighbor and wanted us to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. You were literally about ten minutes away from

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Speaker 1: getting your ass kicked by him. Anyway, Well you know

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Speaker 1: what we're about ten minutes away from right now? What partying? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here it comes, dance with me. God ridiculous week up

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Speaker 1: win two hundred and fifty bucks one in eight six six,

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