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Speaker 1: Jubiles second date of date. It's easy to miscommunicate via
Speaker 1: text message because you can't tell people's tone. Like sometimes
Speaker 1: you get a text message you don't put a smiley
Speaker 1: face in the right spot. It's like, oh, man, did
Speaker 1: you think I'm mad at him now? Or the other
Speaker 1: day when I texted my friend who owes me some
Speaker 1: money and I said, Hey, I'm going to kill you
Speaker 1: and your entire family if you don't pay me again,
Speaker 1: didn't hear the tone? Didn't hear the tone? And then
Speaker 1: next thing, I'm explaining to cops like it's just a
Speaker 1: big news communication. You know, I probably shouldn't say anything
Speaker 1: else about it because I got a court date coming up,
Speaker 1: so I can talk about that anymore. But it is
Speaker 1: hard to tell things via text message. And Dennis, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone with us, thinks that he might have
Speaker 1: screwed up his chances with a girl named Jordan because
Speaker 1: of a texting error. We'll find out about that in
Speaker 1: Justice I came. But first Dennis what's up? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 1: Before we get into the texting thing, let's just talk
Speaker 1: about the girl that you want to call. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Jordan Coll. Where'd you meet? Lovely? Jordan?
Speaker 1: I met her at a bar? Oh? Nice? Okay, So
Speaker 1: is the date that you want to talk about at
Speaker 1: the bar where you met her or you went out
Speaker 1: somewhere else. Well, I saw her and met her at
Speaker 1: the bar, and then we hung out there for like
Speaker 1: an hour, and then I've been hoping to get like
Speaker 1: an official date, but this is sort of like the
Speaker 1: introduction date, right, Okay? What was that? Like? I mean,
Speaker 1: why did you approach her? Did she approach you? I
Speaker 1: was at the bar with a group of friends and
Speaker 1: it was my turn to get the round of drinks.
Speaker 1: So I go up to the bar and I see
Speaker 1: this very beautiful woman. Uh it's Jordan. Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it wasn't somebody else. She was standing behind Jordan,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, I got to talk to her,
Speaker 1: and then unfortunately Jordan started talking. I was like, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll just deal with these scraps. You want to
Speaker 1: get drinks? And then that's where you saw her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I saw her. I complimented her on her shoes,
Speaker 1: and I asked, what are you drinking? And she said,
Speaker 1: I'm having a Cosmo and I said, oh, that sounds good.
Speaker 1: I think I'll have one too, And so I got
Speaker 1: a Cosmo. Okay, yeah, I mean I don't normally drink Cosmos.
Speaker 1: But it was just, you know, I just kept going
Speaker 1: back to the bar and kept ordering myself Cosmos. And
Speaker 1: did you buy her cosmos too? Though, I'm just making
Speaker 1: sure just the first one okay, okay, and another of that.
Speaker 1: You seem like you're a Cosmo like alcoholic at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of weird. And she called me
Speaker 1: out on it. Uh, that's cute. Yeah. She was like,
Speaker 1: you know, are you a big Cosmo drinker? And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I mean I drink Cosmos all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cosmos her life, man. Yeah. And then she was like
Speaker 1: really and I was like, no, not really. I normally
Speaker 1: drink beer. But it was a good excuse to talk
Speaker 1: to you out and it seemed sincere. What was her
Speaker 1: response to that? She thought it was pretty cute and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I mean that's weird, but it's nice,
Speaker 1: all right. Hopefully weird but nice. Yeah, that's always a
Speaker 1: good compliment. Hey, weirdo, but I still think you're a
Speaker 1: good person. Yeah. You had a enjoyable conversation with her though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then on the third trip, I offered
Speaker 1: to buy her another one, and I sort of ditched
Speaker 1: my friends and sat next to her. Okay, and your friends,
Speaker 1: of course, we're watching this whole thing and egg. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: they were very cool about it. They know I'm pretty
Speaker 1: shy in these kind of things, and so they were
Speaker 1: just like thumbs up. I mean, after three Cosmos, nobody
Speaker 1: shy it anymore. Yeah, it took about three to get
Speaker 1: me to do it. Yeah, So how did the night
Speaker 1: end for you guys? I mean, she said she had
Speaker 1: to go meet some friends and I was like, oh, boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and she was like, no, I'm meeting with a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fantastic. I'd love to, you know,
Speaker 1: hang out with you sometimes. And we exchanged numbers and
Speaker 1: that was that. We we texted a bit afterwards. Okay,
Speaker 1: And is that when the texting mistake happened that you
Speaker 1: talked about in your email? Yeah. Um, so basically I
Speaker 1: have another friend named Jordan and he's a guy friend,
Speaker 1: and I just mixed up the texts. I, Uh, well,
Speaker 1: he messaged me that he went out with a new
Speaker 1: girl last night, and uh, I joked. I texted him
Speaker 1: and said, you should probably get an STD check. They're
Speaker 1: like seventy five dollars um to her. Yeah, what is't
Speaker 1: you right back? Like why talking to The first response
Speaker 1: was like dot dot dot yeah yeah, uh, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, when I realized my mistake, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. That was a joke.
Speaker 1: I have another friend named Jordan. Uh. Totally did not
Speaker 1: mean to send that, and it just made me look
Speaker 1: more and more guilty. She totally thinks that you're writing
Speaker 1: to some girl telling her that she needs to go
Speaker 1: get an STD check because she slept with you. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well I could see why she's not going
Speaker 1: out on a date with you. Yeah yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't look good. And so that's why I've
Speaker 1: contacted you guys, because she seems really great and I
Speaker 1: feel like I would be missing out if I didn't
Speaker 1: try to give her an STD I on a date
Speaker 1: with her. Okay, you're clean though, right, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: whatever you had in the past you've gotten taken care of.
Speaker 1: I've never had anything. I'm very clean. Okay, it's time
Speaker 1: to live all right. Well, well play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and see if we can get you another date.
Speaker 1: In your second date update, okay, okay, do look what
Speaker 1: you just made me do you're looking Cuba in the
Speaker 1: morning update. Today's second date update is a lesson who
Speaker 1: always double check your text messages before you send them?
Speaker 1: Yeah's a good lesson in life. Yeah, you send some
Speaker 1: mistexts sometimes, Usually there's something you can get out of
Speaker 1: and less of course, you're telling your date that she
Speaker 1: should go get an STD check. It's probably hard to
Speaker 1: talk your way out of that one, right, Dennis, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Dennis is on the phone.
Speaker 1: He wants to call a girl named Jordan. They met
Speaker 1: at a bar. He was drinking a bunch of cosmos
Speaker 1: to try to impress her because that's what she was drinking.
Speaker 1: And then they talked for about an hour. They exchange
Speaker 1: numbers and that was it. That was their date, but
Speaker 1: they were texting back and forth after and his buddy
Speaker 1: named Jordan texted him and said that he had hooked
Speaker 1: up with somebody, and Dennis responded, you should go get
Speaker 1: an STD check now it's like seventy five bucks. But
Speaker 1: he sent it to the wrong Jordan, the girl that
Speaker 1: he was talking to got that text and she stopped
Speaker 1: talking to him. So we're about to get her on
Speaker 1: the phone right now and see if we can explain
Speaker 1: it and maybe get Dennis another date. I don't know
Speaker 1: that this is going to do any good, Dennis. I mean,
Speaker 1: like you said, you tried to explain already, and the
Speaker 1: more you explain, the more guilty. Look, now you're having
Speaker 1: us call her. I figure, it's just a hell Mary,
Speaker 1: you know, like meaning her. She's just so beautiful, definitely
Speaker 1: out of my league. I'm just doing what I can. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now I could call her and pretend like I'm from
Speaker 1: a doctor's office and say, hey, we haven't seen No,
Speaker 1: please don't do that. Yeah, that's a good choice, Dennis.
Speaker 1: All right, Well I'll dollar phone m right now. See
Speaker 1: we can get her on the phone. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jordan please?
Speaker 1: This is Jordan. Hey, what's up, Jordan? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, How are you not too bad. What's going
Speaker 1: on today with you? Jordan? What do you mean you
Speaker 1: run an errands or something? I mean, I have work tonight.
Speaker 1: But why are you guys calling me? Sorry? You recently
Speaker 1: met a dude named Dennis. Dennis? Yeah, you met a
Speaker 1: guy named Dennis at a bar the other day. Right,
Speaker 1: he can throw back cosmos like, oh my god? Impressed?
Speaker 1: You were impressed, weren't you? I mean with cosmos? Sure? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it takes a man to be able to throw down
Speaker 1: like five or six cosmos in one sitting, you know,
Speaker 1: something like that. I guess. I mean, I mean, what's
Speaker 1: what's the point. Why are you talking about Dennis? Well,
Speaker 1: Dennis listens to our show and we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the Second Date Updates. So Dennis
Speaker 1: emailed us because he says that you've kind of trailed
Speaker 1: off a little bit, and he wants to know if
Speaker 1: he did something wrong. Oh god, I mean, did he
Speaker 1: tell you what he texted me? He did? And have
Speaker 1: you gotten checked? That's not the right question. No, No, didn't.
Speaker 1: Didn't feel it necessary to get checked. Oh god, So
Speaker 1: he told you that he texted me about the SPD check. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And he told us he tried to explain it, but
Speaker 1: he feels like you think he was lying. Well, um,
Speaker 1: I mean yes, I told him I would feel the
Speaker 1: same way like anybody who's going to get that text
Speaker 1: from basically he's a stranger. I mean you spent one
Speaker 1: hour with him, Like why would you believe him? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's exactly right. So and then there
Speaker 1: was like the rest of the stuff that he said,
Speaker 1: so like the stuff that he said when he was
Speaker 1: trying to tell you that it was meant for his
Speaker 1: friend Jordan instead of you. You mean no, no, Like
Speaker 1: after that, like he there was a there was like
Speaker 1: a lot more that he said about what he told
Speaker 1: us that he sent you that STD joke, and then
Speaker 1: he was like trying to over explain it seemed like
Speaker 1: he was lying that's all the time. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I got it got like way worse after that,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what is up with him, Like
Speaker 1: it was really weird. He how can they get worse
Speaker 1: than you should go get an SUD check. They cost
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars Like that seems as bad as it
Speaker 1: could get to me. Oh no, Like he kept going
Speaker 1: like he told me a whole bunch of stuff like
Speaker 1: what so he sent, you know, the STD thing, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, sorry was a job and friend blah blah.
Speaker 1: And then he started without me asking, like he was
Speaker 1: telling me basically like his sexual history. Wait, like how
Speaker 1: many partners he's had and stuff. Yeah, like exactly that.
Speaker 1: Like he was like, oh, I like haven't really been
Speaker 1: with that many girls. And I was like, okay, like
Speaker 1: that's fine, and he was like, it was only like
Speaker 1: three women that I've been with. And he's like, in
Speaker 1: the first time, the first time I was a junior
Speaker 1: in high school, there was this girl and I only
Speaker 1: got to second face and then like, you know, I
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything because like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like stuff like that. It's like not something you
Speaker 1: necessarily just tell someone that you've just met. So wait,
Speaker 1: like he did like a novel of all of his
Speaker 1: sexual history back to junior high where he touched some girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was talking about like and he's like
Speaker 1: in the next time I was in college and I
Speaker 1: experimented with a girl, It's like, oh, okay, um, what
Speaker 1: were you what were you texting back to him in
Speaker 1: the middle of all this, like why wouldn't he when
Speaker 1: he started, when he started doing like going back giving
Speaker 1: me all these really specific examples, I didn't say anything,
Speaker 1: like I didn't know what to say. I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like sitting there like I would start typing
Speaker 1: like uh oh, that's cool, but I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: send it, So I'm assuming like he just kept going
Speaker 1: like he and then he was like and the only
Speaker 1: other woman that I ever did something was she was
Speaker 1: much older and we didn't go all the way. And
Speaker 1: I was like really intimidated. And again I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do. What single person like that? Why didn't
Speaker 1: he was trying to tell you that he wasn't experienced
Speaker 1: enough to get an STD, even though it only takes
Speaker 1: one person to give you an STD. But I think
Speaker 1: that I'm guessie that was him trying to say, see
Speaker 1: I'm innocent, Look how inexperienced I am. That's exactly what
Speaker 1: I was trying to say. Hang on, Dennis talk We wait?
Speaker 1: Is that Dennis on the line. Yeah, he's on the
Speaker 1: phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, Jordan,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be honest and open. Uh that that
Speaker 1: text was so embarrassing that you know, I felt like
Speaker 1: I need to explain myself, and uh, you know, you've
Speaker 1: responded with dot dot dot, and I thought that just
Speaker 1: meant explain yourself. So I just wanted to put your
Speaker 1: mind at ease, I guess. I mean, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to like explain my entire history to say, like the
Speaker 1: chances of me getting STD are like next to none.
Speaker 1: In fact they're none. Well, this like you have to
Speaker 1: know how weird that is, Like it's very strange to
Speaker 1: give away that much specific information to someone you just
Speaker 1: met about your personal history. I mean, I'm I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: You know, uh, you're you know, you're, you're, you're very beautiful.
Speaker 1: You're definitely out of my league. So I just, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm in a little inexperience and I feel like I
Speaker 1: gave the wrong message with that initial texts. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: wasn't the initial text, and as I think that's the
Speaker 1: thing is it's all of the text afterwards, or I
Speaker 1: think the nail and the coffin for you. But I was,
Speaker 1: I was very open and honest. You got you do
Speaker 1: have to give him credit for that, Jordan, that is missing.
Speaker 1: I feel like in today's world, and I do I
Speaker 1: think so at did you have fun with him at
Speaker 1: the bar? I mean at the bar? Yes, but I
Speaker 1: it's just too much, man, it's way too much. Like
Speaker 1: and Jordan, you gotta give him credit, because I would
Speaker 1: be mortified if all of this information was coming out.
Speaker 1: And he seems cool with everything. You know, like you
Speaker 1: seem like you're pretty solid in who you are, at
Speaker 1: least Dennis. I am solid. You know, I'm nice, I'm honest,
Speaker 1: I'm very open, and you know I'm not very sexually experienced.
Speaker 1: I'm nice, honest, and not very sexually experienced. That's the
Speaker 1: kind of dude that I think you should go out
Speaker 1: with again. In Jordan, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: on another date with Dennis? We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, sure, I appreciate Dennis through
Speaker 1: You're like an honest guy, but I'm sorry, he's just
Speaker 1: too like socially awkward, like he he just doesn't know
Speaker 1: what to say. I guess in like a romantic situation,
Speaker 1: and frankly, that's just not really something I'm looking for,
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't have a desire to be
Speaker 1: like romantic teacher dating person for someone like that. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but it's just not it's not what I want. But
Speaker 1: if I got better at it, would uh would you
Speaker 1: be open to h um revising that statement? How do
Speaker 1: you plan on getting better at it? Dennis? Yeah? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just practice, like I can meet other people, but
Speaker 1: you know, you seem really terrific. And if I had
Speaker 1: just circled back, I feel like Jennis is gonna get
Speaker 1: arrested in some prostitution ring. I mean, then it's like
Speaker 1: very sweet of you. I'm I'm very flattered that you've
Speaker 1: taken such an interest in me. But I won't pretend
Speaker 1: like I know the future. But I just get the
Speaker 1: feeling this is just not for me. Okay, But um,
Speaker 1: maybe like if you wanted to excuse me as a
Speaker 1: booty call or something, there you go, Jordan, Man, doesn't
Speaker 1: that turn you on? Jordan? Aren't you ready for that thought?
Speaker 1: The thought of a very inexperienced man in my bed?
Speaker 1: Did you know? Sure? Why not? If I if I
Speaker 1: ever felt like it someday, maybe maybe I'll call you
Speaker 1: for a booty call. That's awesome, that's great. I mean
Speaker 1: I am totally into that. Uh do you ever want to? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm just my door is always open oh Man and
Speaker 1: I bet he's good at dirty talk too, Broken Juicil
Speaker 1: in the morning, What are you fo,