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<v Speaker 1>Jubiles second date of date. It's easy to miscommunicate via

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<v Speaker 1>text message because you can't tell people's tone. Like sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>you get a text message you don't put a smiley

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<v Speaker 1>face in the right spot. It's like, oh, man, did

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<v Speaker 1>you think I'm mad at him now? Or the other

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<v Speaker 1>day when I texted my friend who owes me some

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<v Speaker 1>money and I said, Hey, I'm going to kill you

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<v Speaker 1>and your entire family if you don't pay me again,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hear the tone? Didn't hear the tone? And then

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<v Speaker 1>next thing, I'm explaining to cops like it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>big news communication. You know, I probably shouldn't say anything

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<v Speaker 1>else about it because I got a court date coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can talk about that anymore. But it is

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<v Speaker 1>hard to tell things via text message. And Dennis, who's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with us, thinks that he might have

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up his chances with a girl named Jordan because

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<v Speaker 1>of a texting error. We'll find out about that in

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<v Speaker 1>Justice I came. But first Dennis what's up? Hello? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into the texting thing, let's just talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl that you want to call. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Jordan Coll. Where'd you meet? Lovely? Jordan?

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<v Speaker 1>I met her at a bar? Oh? Nice? Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>is the date that you want to talk about at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar where you met her or you went out

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere else. Well, I saw her and met her at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, and then we hung out there for like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, and then I've been hoping to get like

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<v Speaker 1>an official date, but this is sort of like the

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<v Speaker 1>introduction date, right, Okay? What was that? Like? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you approach her? Did she approach you? I

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<v Speaker 1>was at the bar with a group of friends and

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<v Speaker 1>it was my turn to get the round of drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go up to the bar and I see

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<v Speaker 1>this very beautiful woman. Uh it's Jordan. Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad it wasn't somebody else. She was standing behind Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, wow, I got to talk to her,

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<v Speaker 1>and then unfortunately Jordan started talking. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'll just deal with these scraps. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>get drinks? And then that's where you saw her? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I saw her. I complimented her on her shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I asked, what are you drinking? And she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a Cosmo and I said, oh, that sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'll have one too, And so I got

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<v Speaker 1>a Cosmo. Okay, yeah, I mean I don't normally drink Cosmos.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was just, you know, I just kept going

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<v Speaker 1>back to the bar and kept ordering myself Cosmos. And

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<v Speaker 1>did you buy her cosmos too? Though, I'm just making

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<v Speaker 1>sure just the first one okay, okay, and another of that.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like you're a Cosmo like alcoholic at that point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's kind of weird. And she called me

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<v Speaker 1>out on it. Uh, that's cute. Yeah. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, are you a big Cosmo drinker? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, I mean I drink Cosmos all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Cosmos her life, man. Yeah. And then she was like

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<v Speaker 1>really and I was like, no, not really. I normally

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<v Speaker 1>drink beer. But it was a good excuse to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you out and it seemed sincere. What was her

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<v Speaker 1>response to that? She thought it was pretty cute and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, I mean that's weird, but it's nice,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Hopefully weird but nice. Yeah, that's always a

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<v Speaker 1>good compliment. Hey, weirdo, but I still think you're a

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<v Speaker 1>good person. Yeah. You had a enjoyable conversation with her though, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and then on the third trip, I offered

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<v Speaker 1>to buy her another one, and I sort of ditched

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<v Speaker 1>my friends and sat next to her. Okay, and your friends,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, we're watching this whole thing and egg. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they were very cool about it. They know I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>shy in these kind of things, and so they were

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<v Speaker 1>just like thumbs up. I mean, after three Cosmos, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>shy it anymore. Yeah, it took about three to get

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<v Speaker 1>me to do it. Yeah, So how did the night

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<v Speaker 1>end for you guys? I mean, she said she had

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<v Speaker 1>to go meet some friends and I was like, oh, boyfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, no, I'm meeting with a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh fantastic. I'd love to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with you sometimes. And we exchanged numbers and

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<v Speaker 1>that was that. We we texted a bit afterwards. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And is that when the texting mistake happened that you

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<v Speaker 1>talked about in your email? Yeah. Um, so basically I

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<v Speaker 1>have another friend named Jordan and he's a guy friend,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just mixed up the texts. I, Uh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>he messaged me that he went out with a new

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<v Speaker 1>girl last night, and uh, I joked. I texted him

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<v Speaker 1>and said, you should probably get an STD check. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like seventy five dollars um to her. Yeah, what is't

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<v Speaker 1>you right back? Like why talking to The first response

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<v Speaker 1>was like dot dot dot yeah yeah, uh, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, when I realized my mistake, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm so sorry. That was a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I have another friend named Jordan. Uh. Totally did not

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<v Speaker 1>mean to send that, and it just made me look

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<v Speaker 1>more and more guilty. She totally thinks that you're writing

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<v Speaker 1>to some girl telling her that she needs to go

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<v Speaker 1>get an STD check because she slept with you. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well I could see why she's not going

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with you. Yeah yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't look good. And so that's why I've

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<v Speaker 1>contacted you guys, because she seems really great and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I would be missing out if I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>try to give her an STD I on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with her. Okay, you're clean though, right, Like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you had in the past you've gotten taken care of.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had anything. I'm very clean. Okay, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to live all right. Well, well play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call her and see if we can get you another date.

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<v Speaker 1>In your second date update, okay, okay, do look what

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<v Speaker 1>you just made me do you're looking Cuba in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning update. Today's second date update is a lesson who

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<v Speaker 1>always double check your text messages before you send them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah's a good lesson in life. Yeah, you send some

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<v Speaker 1>mistexts sometimes, Usually there's something you can get out of

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<v Speaker 1>and less of course, you're telling your date that she

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<v Speaker 1>should go get an STD check. It's probably hard to

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<v Speaker 1>talk your way out of that one, right, Dennis, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just joining us. Dennis is on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to call a girl named Jordan. They met

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar. He was drinking a bunch of cosmos

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<v Speaker 1>to try to impress her because that's what she was drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they talked for about an hour. They exchange

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<v Speaker 1>numbers and that was it. That was their date, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were texting back and forth after and his buddy

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<v Speaker 1>named Jordan texted him and said that he had hooked

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<v Speaker 1>up with somebody, and Dennis responded, you should go get

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<v Speaker 1>an STD check now it's like seventy five bucks. But

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<v Speaker 1>he sent it to the wrong Jordan, the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking to got that text and she stopped

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<v Speaker 1>talking to him. So we're about to get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now and see if we can explain

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<v Speaker 1>it and maybe get Dennis another date. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that this is going to do any good, Dennis. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, you tried to explain already, and the

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<v Speaker 1>more you explain, the more guilty. Look, now you're having

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<v Speaker 1>us call her. I figure, it's just a hell Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like meaning her. She's just so beautiful, definitely

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<v Speaker 1>out of my league. I'm just doing what I can. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I could call her and pretend like I'm from

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor's office and say, hey, we haven't seen No,

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<v Speaker 1>please don't do that. Yeah, that's a good choice, Dennis.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well I'll dollar phone m right now. See

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<v Speaker 1>we can get her on the phone. Okay, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jordan please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jordan. Hey, what's up, Jordan? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, How are you not too bad. What's going

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<v Speaker 1>on today with you? Jordan? What do you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>run an errands or something? I mean, I have work tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>But why are you guys calling me? Sorry? You recently

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<v Speaker 1>met a dude named Dennis. Dennis? Yeah, you met a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Dennis at a bar the other day. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he can throw back cosmos like, oh my god? Impressed?

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<v Speaker 1>You were impressed, weren't you? I mean with cosmos? Sure? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it takes a man to be able to throw down

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<v Speaker 1>like five or six cosmos in one sitting, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. I guess. I mean, I mean, what's

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<v Speaker 1>what's the point. Why are you talking about Dennis? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Dennis listens to our show and we do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the Second Date Updates. So Dennis

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us because he says that you've kind of trailed

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<v Speaker 1>off a little bit, and he wants to know if

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<v Speaker 1>he did something wrong. Oh god, I mean, did he

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what he texted me? He did? And have

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<v Speaker 1>you gotten checked? That's not the right question. No, No, didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't feel it necessary to get checked. Oh god, So

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<v Speaker 1>he told you that he texted me about the SPD check. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And he told us he tried to explain it, but

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<v Speaker 1>he feels like you think he was lying. Well, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yes, I told him I would feel the

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<v Speaker 1>same way like anybody who's going to get that text

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<v Speaker 1>from basically he's a stranger. I mean you spent one

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<v Speaker 1>hour with him, Like why would you believe him? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's that's exactly right. So and then there

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<v Speaker 1>was like the rest of the stuff that he said,

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<v Speaker 1>so like the stuff that he said when he was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to tell you that it was meant for his

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<v Speaker 1>friend Jordan instead of you. You mean no, no, Like

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<v Speaker 1>after that, like he there was a there was like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more that he said about what he told

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<v Speaker 1>us that he sent you that STD joke, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he was like trying to over explain it seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>he was lying that's all the time. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I got it got like way worse after that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know what is up with him, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it was really weird. He how can they get worse

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<v Speaker 1>than you should go get an SUD check. They cost

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five dollars Like that seems as bad as it

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<v Speaker 1>could get to me. Oh no, Like he kept going

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<v Speaker 1>like he told me a whole bunch of stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>what so he sent, you know, the STD thing, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, sorry was a job and friend blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he started without me asking, like he was

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<v Speaker 1>telling me basically like his sexual history. Wait, like how

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<v Speaker 1>many partners he's had and stuff. Yeah, like exactly that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he was like, oh, I like haven't really been

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<v Speaker 1>with that many girls. And I was like, okay, like

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, and he was like, it was only like

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<v Speaker 1>three women that I've been with. And he's like, in

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<v Speaker 1>the first time, the first time I was a junior

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<v Speaker 1>in high school, there was this girl and I only

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<v Speaker 1>got to second face and then like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything because like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like stuff like that. It's like not something you

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily just tell someone that you've just met. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>like he did like a novel of all of his

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<v Speaker 1>sexual history back to junior high where he touched some girls. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was talking about like and he's like

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<v Speaker 1>in the next time I was in college and I

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<v Speaker 1>experimented with a girl, It's like, oh, okay, um, what

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<v Speaker 1>were you what were you texting back to him in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of all this, like why wouldn't he when

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<v Speaker 1>he started, when he started doing like going back giving

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<v Speaker 1>me all these really specific examples, I didn't say anything,

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't know what to say. I was just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like sitting there like I would start typing

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<v Speaker 1>like uh oh, that's cool, but I didn't. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>send it, So I'm assuming like he just kept going

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<v Speaker 1>like he and then he was like and the only

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<v Speaker 1>other woman that I ever did something was she was

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<v Speaker 1>much older and we didn't go all the way. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like really intimidated. And again I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do. What single person like that? Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to tell you that he wasn't experienced

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<v Speaker 1>enough to get an STD, even though it only takes

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<v Speaker 1>one person to give you an STD. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm guessie that was him trying to say, see

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<v Speaker 1>I'm innocent, Look how inexperienced I am. That's exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to say. Hang on, Dennis talk We wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that Dennis on the line. Yeah, he's on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be honest and open. Uh that that

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<v Speaker 1>text was so embarrassing that you know, I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to explain myself, and uh, you know, you've

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<v Speaker 1>responded with dot dot dot, and I thought that just

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<v Speaker 1>meant explain yourself. So I just wanted to put your

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<v Speaker 1>mind at ease, I guess. I mean, I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to like explain my entire history to say, like the

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<v Speaker 1>chances of me getting STD are like next to none.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact they're none. Well, this like you have to

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<v Speaker 1>know how weird that is, Like it's very strange to

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<v Speaker 1>give away that much specific information to someone you just

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<v Speaker 1>met about your personal history. I mean, I'm I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, uh, you're you know, you're, you're, you're very beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're definitely out of my league. So I just, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a little inexperience and I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>gave the wrong message with that initial texts. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the initial text, and as I think that's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is it's all of the text afterwards, or I

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<v Speaker 1>think the nail and the coffin for you. But I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I was very open and honest. You got you do

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<v Speaker 1>have to give him credit for that, Jordan, that is missing.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like in today's world, and I do I

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<v Speaker 1>think so at did you have fun with him at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar? I mean at the bar? Yes, but I

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<v Speaker 1>it's just too much, man, it's way too much. Like

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<v Speaker 1>and Jordan, you gotta give him credit, because I would

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<v Speaker 1>be mortified if all of this information was coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>And he seems cool with everything. You know, like you

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<v Speaker 1>seem like you're pretty solid in who you are, at

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<v Speaker 1>least Dennis. I am solid. You know, I'm nice, I'm honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very open, and you know I'm not very sexually experienced.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nice, honest, and not very sexually experienced. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of dude that I think you should go out

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<v Speaker 1>with again. In Jordan, would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on another date with Dennis? We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, sure, I appreciate Dennis through

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<v Speaker 1>You're like an honest guy, but I'm sorry, he's just

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<v Speaker 1>too like socially awkward, like he he just doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to say. I guess in like a romantic situation,

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<v Speaker 1>and frankly, that's just not really something I'm looking for,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like I don't have a desire to be

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<v Speaker 1>like romantic teacher dating person for someone like that. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just not it's not what I want. But

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<v Speaker 1>if I got better at it, would uh would you

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<v Speaker 1>be open to h um revising that statement? How do

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<v Speaker 1>you plan on getting better at it? Dennis? Yeah? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just practice, like I can meet other people, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you seem really terrific. And if I had

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<v Speaker 1>just circled back, I feel like Jennis is gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>arrested in some prostitution ring. I mean, then it's like

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet of you. I'm I'm very flattered that you've

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<v Speaker 1>taken such an interest in me. But I won't pretend

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<v Speaker 1>like I know the future. But I just get the

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<v Speaker 1>feeling this is just not for me. Okay, But um,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe like if you wanted to excuse me as a

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<v Speaker 1>booty call or something, there you go, Jordan, Man, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>that turn you on? Jordan? Aren't you ready for that thought?

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<v Speaker 1>The thought of a very inexperienced man in my bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know? Sure? Why not? If I if I

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<v Speaker 1>ever felt like it someday, maybe maybe I'll call you

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<v Speaker 1>for a booty call. That's awesome, that's great. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I am totally into that. Uh do you ever want to? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just my door is always open oh Man and

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he's good at dirty talk too, Broken Juicil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, What are you fo,