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Speaker 1: Jubiles second date of date. It's easy to miscommunicate via

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Speaker 1: text message because you can't tell people's tone. Like sometimes

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Speaker 1: didn't hear the tone? Didn't hear the tone? And then

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Speaker 1: next thing, I'm explaining to cops like it's just a

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Speaker 1: else about it because I got a court date coming up,

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Speaker 1: so I can talk about that anymore. But it is

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Speaker 1: hard to tell things via text message. And Dennis, who's

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Speaker 1: of a texting error. We'll find out about that in

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Speaker 1: Justice I came. But first Dennis what's up? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Before we get into the texting thing, let's just talk

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Speaker 1: about the girl that you want to call. What's her name?

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Speaker 1: Her name is Jordan Coll. Where'd you meet? Lovely? Jordan?

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Speaker 1: I met her at a bar? Oh? Nice? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: I'm glad it wasn't somebody else. She was standing behind Jordan,

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Speaker 1: morning update. Today's second date update is a lesson who

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Speaker 1: Yeah's a good lesson in life. Yeah, you send some

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Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Dennis is on the phone.

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Speaker 1: He wants to call a girl named Jordan. They met

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jordan please?

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Speaker 1: This is Jordan. Hey, what's up, Jordan? How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, How are you not too bad. What's going

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Speaker 1: he can throw back cosmos like, oh my god? Impressed?

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Speaker 1: seventy five dollars Like that seems as bad as it

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Speaker 1: Did you know? Sure? Why not? If I if I

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Speaker 1: I'm just my door is always open oh Man and

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Speaker 1: I bet he's good at dirty talk too, Broken Juicil

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