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Speaker 3: I have known my husband since we were neighbors at fourteen.
Speaker 3: I never thought he was attractive until we were thirty six. Well,
Speaker 3: and I saw him with my kids, and I saw
Speaker 3: his heart and I fell madly in love with him.
Speaker 1: Now I think he's a sexiest fan alive. And after
Speaker 1: ten years of marriage, he still gives me butterfly.
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
Speaker 2: I hope you don't tell your husband that I never
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how you pick up one of the kids
Speaker 4: after they fell down.
Speaker 3: Yea YouTube, my kid, I gotta take a nap, and
Speaker 3: you looked a lot better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly, all right, there's the bar. I love it.
Speaker 1: Your brand new episode starts right now.
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.
Speaker 6: When you're on a date with someone, what could stand
Speaker 6: out about them that turns you on other than obviously
Speaker 6: their looks?
Speaker 4: Like, what could put that spark in you? Maybe like
Speaker 4: a sexy laugh.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's always good, or just a nice.
Speaker 2: Voice, an intoxicating cologne, good eye contact but not too much.
Speaker 4: An extra tooth that isn't growing out of their mouth, are.
Speaker 1: Coming out of us?
Speaker 4: Oh don't you want to know?
Speaker 1: I don't know that I do.
Speaker 4: I'm just bringing it up.
Speaker 6: Because one of our listeners said his date got him
Speaker 6: going with something other than physical attractiveness.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that tooth actually counts as physical attractiveness.
Speaker 4: But for him, apparently it was her brain.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 6: I'll be honest, you lost me. But I don't know
Speaker 6: what you're talking about. You liked your brain, I.
Speaker 7: Know, I know it's I was a younger man once
Speaker 7: and it was all about the looks and stuff at
Speaker 7: this time. Man, it was the brain that won me
Speaker 7: over and I met a girl named Jane on a
Speaker 7: dating app.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, I'm going to try to put my aside
Speaker 6: to listen to what you're saying, but go ahead.
Speaker 1: I know you're being sarcastic, but it went too far
Speaker 1: just then.
Speaker 6: Okay, you don't get to see my extra tooth now, Brooke. Sorry,
Speaker 6: keep going, Cory, So you said.
Speaker 7: I read our profile and immediately noticed that it was
Speaker 7: exceptionally well written. Everything she's put on there was well
Speaker 7: fought out. So it wasn't just brevity, you know, there
Speaker 7: was weight to every word.
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, all right, well cool whatever brevity means?
Speaker 1: How do you hit smarty? Huh? How did you guys
Speaker 1: spark a conversation?
Speaker 7: I told her, Uh, I'm only pursuing you on a
Speaker 7: ear because I think you're deep and really smart.
Speaker 4: Wow. You said that based off of her bio?
Speaker 1: Okay, and she liked it obviously because she she hit
Speaker 1: you back and said thumbs up. You're right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she gave me. She gave me devil horns, and
Speaker 7: I knew it was a go.
Speaker 4: No not kidding, okay that you are kidding.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm not sure I understand, but clearly there is
Speaker 6: some chemistry happening on the apps.
Speaker 1: It works.
Speaker 7: It wasn't perfunctory stuff. We didn't just talk about my family,
Speaker 7: my hobbies, my job, you know, it was we talked
Speaker 7: about the stock market. You know, we're both the trading.
Speaker 4: Okay, but they are.
Speaker 7: Okay, So yeah, supposed army of automicans that should be
Speaker 7: dominating the world stage within a.
Speaker 4: Few years ago, right, yeah, totally, Corey.
Speaker 7: Turned on as I've been in the past.
Speaker 4: Okay, So let me just ask real quick, are you
Speaker 4: on drugs?
Speaker 8: Court?
Speaker 4: Is that what's happening?
Speaker 6: Can you like I feel like we're asking questions and
Speaker 6: you're not answering.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I am on a drug right now. I'm
Speaker 7: on a high cold and maybe having met the right person, so.
Speaker 4: It sounds big.
Speaker 1: Where did you go? What'd you do?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Well, we we went out to dinner at a little
Speaker 7: tapas plates smart people, and but I told I saw
Speaker 7: a straight at your real smarty pants. I was flirting
Speaker 7: with her and she said this is as she came back. Right, Oh,
Speaker 7: I don't know about that, but I do know how
Speaker 7: to correctly use a semi colon and we high five
Speaker 7: at that point.
Speaker 1: Actually it's working.
Speaker 6: Whatever you guys have happy That is the weirdest flirt
Speaker 6: I've ever heard.
Speaker 5: But did they high five over it?
Speaker 4: That she bragged that she knew how to use a
Speaker 4: semi colon properly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it wasn't a joke. She really did, And that
Speaker 7: is the bang of my existence. Some people don't even
Speaker 7: use it much less know how to use it to.
Speaker 4: Help you and to defend you.
Speaker 6: I remember one time years ago I used a semi
Speaker 6: colon on Tinder and a girl literally said, is it
Speaker 6: weird that the semi colon made you more attractive?
Speaker 1: Or does it just make you look old? Like those
Speaker 1: gen z ors.
Speaker 2: They're not using any punctuations, don't even capitalized even capitalized that.
Speaker 6: If grammar is the hot thing that got you two
Speaker 6: going together, then look good on you. No judgment over seriously,
Speaker 6: So I mean, I don't even really want any more
Speaker 6: details from the date.
Speaker 4: Just tell us how it ends.
Speaker 7: Yeah, long story short. I walked her back to her car,
Speaker 7: and I told her how impressed I was with her
Speaker 7: as a person. But I was young, I was jazz man,
Speaker 7: and and it was a different spending time with her
Speaker 7: hear to anyone else I've ever run on date?
Speaker 1: What she say. To that compliment, she.
Speaker 7: Said, well, maybe we should end the dates differently, a
Speaker 7: bit of a kiss. Let's whisper our credit scores in
Speaker 7: each other.
Speaker 2: This is funny, that was okay, wait, that was a joke.
Speaker 1: Joke, I think it them.
Speaker 7: I have never owed anybody anything in My credit score
Speaker 7: has been my point of pride since the day I
Speaker 7: got my first credit card.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you didn't even need to go back to
Speaker 1: her place. This was as much action as yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: If I smoked, I would have had to light up
Speaker 7: a cigarette after that kind of.
Speaker 6: All right, So did you actually do that and whisper
Speaker 6: each other's credit scores into your ears?
Speaker 7: I did? And you know what, Mine was a few
Speaker 7: points ahead of her. Hers was still well above the
Speaker 7: mean score.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, wow, And so what happened since that hot
Speaker 6: credit score conversation when you left the date?
Speaker 7: There in lies the problem. I thought for sure we'd
Speaker 7: have another date, and she is not texting me back.
Speaker 7: I think I've texted twice and called the one.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, wait, wait did you double check your text?
Speaker 2: Do you have any misspellings.
Speaker 6: Or or is it possible that she saw you on
Speaker 6: the FBI's Top ten watch list.
Speaker 7: There was not a single A lot lumped together as
Speaker 7: one word.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, good grammar, grammatic space, okay, some way avoiding
Speaker 3: the question, no, I don't think that was a joke.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, you don't want to put that A
Speaker 1: next to that lot.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, we we have a lot to go off of.
Speaker 6: Thank you for that, Corey, and when we come back,
Speaker 6: we will attempt to do our very best to not
Speaker 6: disappoint you grammatically when we call what was her name,
Speaker 6: I've already forgotten Jana. We will call beautiful, big brained
Speaker 6: Janey when we reach out and ask her to go
Speaker 6: out with you one more time.
Speaker 4: Right after this.
Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Updates.
Speaker 6: You meet a lot of characters when doing this segment,
Speaker 6: and in the past we've had people like Matt Man Yeah,
Speaker 6: Rufer yeah yeah, and now semi colon Corey Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 6: who went on a date with a woman named Janey
Speaker 6: that tickled him grammatically and cognitively. He had quite a
Speaker 6: lot to say about it. Almost forty percent of it
Speaker 6: we understood. But what was very clear is he was
Speaker 6: extremely turned on intellectually by Janey.
Speaker 1: It is awesome. We don't hear that enough. And we
Speaker 1: all liked that, and.
Speaker 6: He's been very disappointed that she's not texting him back.
Speaker 6: I'm assuming the restraining order is kicked in, but we
Speaker 6: don't know that for sure, just tossing it out as
Speaker 6: a possibility either. Then if that's the case, well have
Speaker 6: you visited her at her work unannounced yet?
Speaker 4: Court?
Speaker 1: We're not encouraging that.
Speaker 7: I'm just asking, Yeah, if I knew what department she
Speaker 7: worked and then would have given some thought to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get that it's a joke.
Speaker 2: She's an intellectual. Maybe she doesn't like the texting. Maybe
Speaker 2: she wanted a handwritten letter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like those romance novels where like the princess
Speaker 6: high in her tower doesn't want a prince, she wants.
Speaker 4: The stable boy. You know, there's someone that's on a
Speaker 4: much lower.
Speaker 1: Level in different I only understood thirty percent of what
Speaker 1: you just said.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of rubbin going.
Speaker 6: Listen, we're losing brain cells by the second here, so
Speaker 6: we have to dial her number as soon as possible. Corey,
Speaker 6: are you good with that? Or sorry, Corey, are you
Speaker 6: okay with that? I don't want to disappoint you grammatically.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, are you I know?
Speaker 7: That was bad? Yes, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4: Thank you, am, that was Let's just do it. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna dial Jeanet's number right now. Hello, Hey, is this Janey?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm betting she has no idea who we are.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's just give it a try, though, Janey. Have
Speaker 6: you ever heard of a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: What, Yeah, that's a no.
Speaker 4: Brook called it. Yeah, no clue, and that's totally fine.
Speaker 6: But we're a show and we do this thing called
Speaker 6: the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: You need to pause for record.
Speaker 6: I'm just yeah, we're just gonna cut right to it,
Speaker 6: so listen. We try to help out listeners who have
Speaker 6: gone out on a date with somebody and afterwards they're
Speaker 6: not getting a call back. So we heard that not
Speaker 6: too long ago, you went out with a guy named Corey.
Speaker 8: Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd probably be really hard to forget Corey.
Speaker 1: I would guess you.
Speaker 4: Made quite an impression on us.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just I mean, well, did he tell you
Speaker 8: how it went?
Speaker 1: He told us so much.
Speaker 6: We got the gist that he very much enjoyed being
Speaker 6: in your company, dude.
Speaker 1: And was incredibly impressed with who you are as a human.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of like intellectual flirting going on
Speaker 6: between the two of you.
Speaker 1: I was the date.
Speaker 8: I mean, it was fine. We definitely connected. But when
Speaker 8: it comes down to it, I've got to look at
Speaker 8: the bottom line. And I didn't tell him this, but
Speaker 8: he's in business management and he has a side job
Speaker 8: where he does graphic designs.
Speaker 1: Intellectuals jobs.
Speaker 4: But the fact that you can juggle.
Speaker 8: To sure, but let's think about the follow through. I've
Speaker 8: done my research and I can tell you that AI
Speaker 8: is going to make his jobs obsolete in about two years.
Speaker 6: Ahead.
Speaker 1: Depressing.
Speaker 8: Yes, of course, why would I date without planning ahead.
Speaker 8: What's the point of acquisition if not.
Speaker 4: An acquisition the idea of dating. It's not a bad
Speaker 4: thing to.
Speaker 1: Face you, guys. Everyone needs to take a deep bracket, Janey, Like,
Speaker 1: you don't know how, you don't know how. Every industry
Speaker 1: is going to be affected.
Speaker 2: I mean, we just talked about a story recently where
Speaker 2: there was some AI slop instead of graphic design, and
Speaker 2: it made the business turn more into human designers because
Speaker 2: it was so bad.
Speaker 4: She's calling your research BS.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm not basing this on astrology or vibes.
Speaker 8: This is just logical thought here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not getting a chance to pivot, like
Speaker 2: move with the changes, I mean, be flexible.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: If he's not aware of this impending disaster about to
Speaker 8: unfold for him, then that's alarming when it comes to
Speaker 8: his intelligence.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Okay, well listen.
Speaker 6: If he wasn't aware before, he definitely is aware now.
Speaker 6: Because we need to let you know, Janey, that Corey's
Speaker 6: been on the other line of this phone called listening,
Speaker 6: waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 8: He wouldn't do that to me. That's so awful.
Speaker 1: But think of it, Jeanne.
Speaker 2: You think it's news he needs to hear, So it's
Speaker 2: not bad that you told him.
Speaker 4: Aw, he's heard it, Corey. Are you there?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm sorry you had to hear that, Corey.
Speaker 8: This is very awkward.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't know if I'm more offended by what
Speaker 7: a crass human being she's turned out to be, or
Speaker 7: as she is on on all counts.
Speaker 4: Wow, what makes her crass?
Speaker 1: Corey? Why is she crass?
Speaker 7: I mean, most people don't just flat out tell you
Speaker 7: that you're going to lose your job in two years,
Speaker 7: so you're not even worth it investing in now, despite
Speaker 7: any emotional connection we might have or anything. I mean,
Speaker 7: that is just so.
Speaker 4: Just so cold and AI like.
Speaker 1: She didn't know you were on the phone, Corey.
Speaker 8: Remember that, And may I just say, now that you
Speaker 8: know we're both listening, crass is quite a level of
Speaker 8: insult for one syllable, And I'd like to raise the
Speaker 8: stakes and say, you're being rather immature about this.
Speaker 7: Immature, But respectfully, the word immature is rather pedestrian and overused.
Speaker 8: I thought maybe I should say, amplify my point here,
Speaker 8: but listen to yourself. Listen to what you're saying. I
Speaker 8: need to tell you you're going to get laid off.
Speaker 7: Oh and if that happens, I'll shrug my shoulders. I
Speaker 7: bought bitcoin twenty years ago and I haven't stole it.
Speaker 4: Oh he's holding a big coin.
Speaker 7: I work because I love working.
Speaker 2: Anyone who braggs another bitcoin makes me believe that it's
Speaker 2: not actually true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's just such a weird thing to mention
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: Uh huh.
Speaker 8: I mean, having the intelligence to buy it twenty years
Speaker 8: ago is one thing, but let me tell you, it's
Speaker 8: crazy to depend on such an unstable market.
Speaker 7: True bitcoin as of this morning trade, that's sixty six
Speaker 7: thousand dollars a coin. I started buying them when they
Speaker 7: were less than twenty a coin.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not wow bigcoin like that. Yeah, I am bored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's obviously not interested in you because of your money. Corey,
Speaker 2: that was the whole point, Like there was like something
Speaker 2: deeper there and you're missing that with her.
Speaker 8: Right yeah? I mean, and when it comes to money,
Speaker 8: I've got a few different versions.
Speaker 7: Of monopoly at home.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 7: Well, then I must be a magician because I can
Speaker 7: pull this trick where I put sell and then withdraw
Speaker 7: funds and real money appears in my account. Okay do
Speaker 7: you like magicians? Do they turn you on?
Speaker 4: Because I get my am one.
Speaker 1: We do not need to bring magicians into this, that's right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, listen, I'm just gonna call it like I see it.
Speaker 8: And your defensiveness is a clear indicator of your insecurity.
Speaker 7: Boy, that that wounds coming from someone who reads crystals
Speaker 7: for a living, a grown up, you genuine who believes
Speaker 7: she can predict the future.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait today, do you own a gem shop or something?
Speaker 1: Is that? What's happening here.
Speaker 8: I'm a gemologist. Oh, there's a lot of big transactions
Speaker 8: that go down behind the scenes of a crystal shop. World.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be really a fact.
Speaker 1: I was to this crystal shop in Palm Springs. It
Speaker 1: was so great. Oh wow, you guys should follow this
Speaker 1: guy on Instagram. Okay, incredible.
Speaker 6: So apparently we're not talking about bitcoin, but we are
Speaker 6: willing to delve into crystals much deeper. There's a lot
Speaker 6: of insults and projections being thrown out there, but I
Speaker 6: want to just bring us back to like the emotional
Speaker 6: connection that I thought you two had on your date.
Speaker 4: It sounds like quartz.
Speaker 1: I think that's a healing.
Speaker 6: In the crystal store. Let's just get to offering. We
Speaker 6: would like to send the two of you out on
Speaker 6: another date, and if you're willing to do that, we would.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I don't think so J's lay lines and mine
Speaker 7: don't quite correspond.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you guys hippies?
Speaker 4: Are you smart?
Speaker 1: You can be both?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Well, Corey, you've you've recinded your invitation to Janey. So J,
Speaker 6: I'm sorry you lost your chance with Corey.
Speaker 8: That's perfectly fine, And I was not interested anymore.
Speaker 1: You know what, this is one time. I'm glad you
Speaker 1: guys aren't going out again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am curious.
Speaker 6: So JA, do you have any ai predictions about what's
Speaker 6: going to happen in the radio industry, because we could
Speaker 6: really use that information.
Speaker 8: You know, I have to get going.
Speaker 7: It turns outsurgence, all right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you'll be fine, most likely, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: A quote.
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: That's amazing that we started off that segment with so
Speaker 6: much hope that.
Speaker 1: We were going to match him with the one me.
Speaker 4: Too, and then somehow ended with so much disaster.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean the only regret that I have is, Man,
Speaker 6: if they both would have said yes to a second
Speaker 6: date and things went well, just think about how ugly
Speaker 6: that divorce could have been.
Speaker 4: I would have made headlines.
Speaker 1: That's a dark thought.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but entertaining Crystal shop owner versus Semi Cole and
Speaker 6: Corey trading blows back and forth.
Speaker 4: It would she get half of his bitcoin? Definitely she
Speaker 4: would have come away with the full thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think she wants any of his bitcoin.
Speaker 6: I'm just sad that we couldn't contribute even more entertainment
Speaker 6: to society with the separation of the century.
Speaker 1: I just I really don't need them anymore, not enough.
Speaker 1: I had my dose and I'm good.
Speaker 6: It's true. But you know, at least we got to
Speaker 6: hear a snippet of it here for free, and you
Speaker 6: can hear more of it up on our podcast.
Speaker 4: You know where to go? Oh you don't. You disgust me.
Speaker 1: You're never allowed to talk to that guy, Corey.
Speaker 4: I don't want to go broke.
Speaker 2: Go find Brook and Jeffrey on Spotify or YouTube or
Speaker 2: anywhere you get your podcast.
Speaker 4: Despicable Human Being.
Speaker 5: God