WEBVTT - Good Science: Total Recall 0:00:00.790 --> 0:00:05.890 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.090 --> 0:00:10.150 Good science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.210 --> 0:00:16.090 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or omission. 0:00:27.780 --> 0:00:29.860 That's good science. 0:00:32.300 --> 0:00:34.420 You can fit a lot of little balls in your mouth, right? 0:00:34.460 --> 0:00:36.820 Blueberries on Mars Farms. 0:00:37.060 --> 0:00:39.360 I kind of think Joe Rogan's stupid. 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:49.110 Oh my God, you got three tits, Kyle! Hey, everybody. 0:00:49.130 --> 0:00:57.410 It's me. Bobby K.J. Welcoming you to another episode of 0:00:57.430 --> 0:01:02.990 Good Science. Kyle and I just went to the farmer's 0:01:03.050 --> 0:01:06.500 market to get some of the freshest food and produce, 0:01:07.020 --> 0:01:13.720 snacks and bespoke treats to chow down on our snacky episode. 0:01:14.500 --> 0:01:17.459 You know, there's nothing better than living in a free 0:01:17.540 --> 0:01:22.000 country where you know that you can eat wonderful, delicious 0:01:22.100 --> 0:01:29.229 food anytime, anywhere, without any fear whatsoever. Many people around 0:01:29.290 --> 0:01:35.600 the world have to worry about various taints and poisons 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:39.500 that come into their food and water supply. But not us. 0:01:40.220 --> 0:01:44.340 Not in the United States of America, where we take 0:01:44.420 --> 0:01:48.169 care of our people, and more importantly, we take care 0:01:48.210 --> 0:01:52.550 of our food. And by the way, he's the freshest 0:01:52.790 --> 0:01:58.430 berry in the bunch. He's funny. He's fresh. He's a 0:01:58.510 --> 0:02:02.390 little leafy once in a while after the comedy show, 0:02:02.470 --> 0:02:06.780 if you know what I mean. It's Kyle Quim. 0:02:07.300 --> 0:02:10.920 Bobby! What's up, baby? Look what I got. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:16.679 Oh, yeah, you guys, you finally got you got in 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.100 that line like three hours ago. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.840 Yeah, it was a three hour line at the farmer's market. 0:02:22.910 --> 0:02:27.070 But it's absolutely delicious. You guys have to try this. 0:02:27.150 --> 0:02:28.830 Cuado coffee is incredible. 0:02:29.330 --> 0:02:34.290 Oh, Cuado coffee. It's so delicious. It will warm your insides. 0:02:34.550 --> 0:02:35.490 Yeah, it's incredible. 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.080 Yeah, I'm eating. What are you eating? 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.660 Yeah, what are you eating? What did you get? Oh, 0:02:39.740 --> 0:02:40.720 I am a blueberry. 0:02:40.940 --> 0:02:41.840 I am a blueberry. 0:02:41.860 --> 0:02:44.000 That's hilarious. What does that mean? Are you actually? 0:02:44.020 --> 0:02:49.500 Am I actually a blueberry, Kyle? I don't. I hope not. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:53.709 Because if I am, I'm juicy and someone's going to 0:02:53.770 --> 0:02:58.490 eat me. I'm eating these fresh blueberries. Remember when we 0:02:58.510 --> 0:03:02.250 went bobbing for blueberries a couple of weeks ago? 0:03:02.930 --> 0:03:06.790 Yeah, we went bobbing for blueberries, folks. It was wild. 0:03:08.310 --> 0:03:10.030 That place was called Mars. 0:03:10.070 --> 0:03:12.070 How did you get in your mouth at the same time? 0:03:13.430 --> 0:03:14.050 Oh, man. 0:03:14.610 --> 0:03:17.169 You could fit a lot of little balls in your mouth, right? 0:03:17.630 --> 0:03:20.240 I can fit a ton of little balls in my mouth. 0:03:20.340 --> 0:03:23.380 I can jiggle them all around, gargle them up and down. 0:03:24.020 --> 0:03:26.860 And if you have the balls, too, to a tiny 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.739 sort of sack, I can get so many in there. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.139 Now, does it matter if they're blue balls or not? 0:03:32.860 --> 0:03:36.410 Oh, well, I mean, no, any kind of ball. 0:03:36.750 --> 0:03:39.630 Wait, so blue balls contain more juice, right? Because you 0:03:39.670 --> 0:03:41.030 haven't let it out in a long time. 0:03:41.210 --> 0:03:44.270 Yeah, that's the thing. Well, that's exactly right. I don't 0:03:44.290 --> 0:03:46.950 know why you keep calling them blue balls. They're blueberries. 0:03:46.990 --> 0:03:52.260 But yeah, blue balls contain pent-up juice. that's just been 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.310 building up inside the berry. Right. So then you get 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.550 them in your mouth, Kyle, and you burst them in 0:03:58.570 --> 0:04:02.410 your mouth, and all that juiciness goes right down your throat. 0:04:02.610 --> 0:04:05.730 Finally, and if you don't, the blueberries are actually in pain. 0:04:05.790 --> 0:04:06.350 Is that true? 0:04:07.510 --> 0:04:10.310 I don't know. We should do a study about that, Kyle. 0:04:10.390 --> 0:04:13.050 Do fruit and vegetables actually feel pain? 0:04:13.610 --> 0:04:16.220 Well, you know, it's interesting. There was actually a 1972 0:04:16.210 --> 0:04:23.490 study done for a film called That was a Stevie 0:04:23.529 --> 0:04:24.650 Wonder film. 0:04:25.150 --> 0:04:27.909 This is around when Eddie Murphy was. 0:04:28.610 --> 0:04:32.760 Yes, Eddie Murphy was out on the comedy circuit. A 0:04:32.820 --> 0:04:37.580 young man out in Long Island performing at various shows. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.700 I think it was actually Rodney Dangerfield who gave him 0:04:42.660 --> 0:04:48.349 one of his first shots. But it was The Secret 0:04:48.410 --> 0:04:53.940 Life of Anne's. says they did tests and showed that, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.440 for instance, if you put a match on a plant leaf, 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.690 a plant on the other side of the room would 0:05:00.730 --> 0:05:02.940 be like, oh, fuck, you're burning me. 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.140 Oh, shit, like a twin. 0:05:05.610 --> 0:05:09.589 Yeah, so they say that maybe there's a network of 0:05:10.110 --> 0:05:15.830 pain receptors or sensory receptors. We know the mycelial network 0:05:15.870 --> 0:05:17.570 of mushrooms. 0:05:17.650 --> 0:05:18.230 What is that? 0:05:18.710 --> 0:05:20.330 Mycelial network. 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:21.880 My Ciala? 0:05:22.860 --> 0:05:25.600 My Sharona Network. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:26.190 My baloney has a. 0:05:26.820 --> 0:05:27.560 First name. 0:05:29.089 --> 0:05:30.390 It's... It's my Sharona. 0:05:30.550 --> 0:05:40.090 O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name. It's K-E-N-N-E-D-Y. Right? 0:05:41.130 --> 0:05:45.409 Okay, so you're saying that plants actually can feel things. 0:05:45.470 --> 0:05:47.419 Are they screaming when we eat them? 0:05:47.750 --> 0:05:51.440 Yeah, I'm fine. Of course I am. 0:05:51.500 --> 0:05:54.099 God, this fucking coffee is incredible, by the way. 0:05:55.140 --> 0:05:57.920 Well, the plants, yeah, each time I eat a blueberry, 0:05:57.980 --> 0:06:02.779 I hear it scream. It's horrible. Are you all right? Yeah, 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.380 I'm okay. You know, I'm just so glad that we 0:06:05.420 --> 0:06:09.080 have done so much to protect our food supply, Kyle. 0:06:09.220 --> 0:06:13.500 You know, it's really important that, uh, Where. 0:06:13.260 --> 0:06:14.880 Did you get those blueberries, by the way? 0:06:14.900 --> 0:06:18.200 Oh, I wanted to mention that of all the places 0:06:18.260 --> 0:06:26.650 we went to, these blueberries are from Mars Farms. Blueberries 0:06:26.890 --> 0:06:30.990 on Mars Farms. And they are just delicious. 0:06:31.490 --> 0:06:33.390 Mars Farms, where is that located? 0:06:34.370 --> 0:06:38.670 Mars Farms? Well, it's located. 0:06:39.490 --> 0:06:40.870 In the United States, obviously. 0:06:41.210 --> 0:06:42.050 In Indiana. Indiana. 0:06:42.510 --> 0:06:43.150 In Indiana. 0:06:43.170 --> 0:06:45.890 Michigan. I'm sorry. It's in Michigan. 0:06:46.250 --> 0:06:47.229 It's in Michigan. 0:06:47.790 --> 0:06:51.490 Right next to a big lettuce factory. Wow. 0:06:52.150 --> 0:06:52.470 All right. 0:06:52.529 --> 0:06:57.340 Well, that's. Marsberry Fives. Who would have thought? Blueberries on 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:58.680 Marsberry Fives. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:03.640 You know? Yeah. Well, it's crazy that you're eating blueberries 0:07:03.660 --> 0:07:08.010 because I've heard some really weird stuff in the news lately. 0:07:09.530 --> 0:07:11.770 And I wanted to ask you about it. 0:07:12.750 --> 0:07:14.270 Uh, yeah, sure. 0:07:14.510 --> 0:07:20.610 And it's, it's these recalls that are going around. Uh, 0:07:21.630 --> 0:07:25.170 I've heard a lot of stuff being announced in the 0:07:25.210 --> 0:07:29.510 news lately about different items, different foods that are being 0:07:29.570 --> 0:07:33.500 recalled for some sort of contamination. Can you talk about that? 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:38.980 No, you know, first off, I've got to say everyone's blaming. First, 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:43.180 there's always trouble with, foods okay you know there's always 0:07:43.260 --> 0:07:45.890 food problems i'm not the first person to be the 0:07:45.950 --> 0:07:46.890 health and humans. 0:07:46.870 --> 0:07:50.110 Right your fries get there they're not cooked enough something's 0:07:50.130 --> 0:07:52.770 too salty there's always food problems. 0:07:52.390 --> 0:07:54.990 Yeah there's always a food problem you know your fish 0:07:55.050 --> 0:07:57.610 is sticking to the pan or you know someone dumps 0:07:57.670 --> 0:08:01.040 hot mcdonald's coffee on your pussy like that's just how 0:08:01.070 --> 0:08:04.040 it goes this is life okay when you live in 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:08.260 a free country kyle you you have to accept it's 0:08:08.300 --> 0:08:10.630 gonna be a little bit of risk that there's going 0:08:10.650 --> 0:08:14.510 to be problems, okay? And I want to say, you know, 0:08:14.540 --> 0:08:19.700 we were regulating up the wazoo. So, you know, if 0:08:19.740 --> 0:08:23.940 you're a regular farmer like at Marsberry Farms, you know 0:08:23.980 --> 0:08:27.140 the different regular, you have to buy a particular type of, 0:08:27.490 --> 0:08:28.290 you know, fertilizer. 0:08:28.310 --> 0:08:30.690 What does that mean? What does regulate mean? We know 0:08:30.730 --> 0:08:36.490 about Warren G, but what does regulation actually mean? And 0:08:36.630 --> 0:08:38.630 why did you put an end to it? 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:46.179 Well, because, so regulation, in its most positive sense, regulation 0:08:46.900 --> 0:08:51.140 is when, like, okay, you had, remember when your mom, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:55.990 before she died, or your grandma, who was like your mom, okay, 0:08:56.040 --> 0:09:00.150 and she would say to you, Kyle, you've eaten two 0:09:00.170 --> 0:09:05.170 and a half boxes of pudding pops. You're going to 0:09:05.250 --> 0:09:07.150 shit yourself, you fucking bitch. 0:09:07.170 --> 0:09:08.150 Which I eventually did. 0:09:08.700 --> 0:09:13.320 Right. And so she would be regulating you by saying, Kyle, 0:09:13.380 --> 0:09:16.170 you can only have four pudding pops. 0:09:16.250 --> 0:09:18.510 So you're saying regulation means being a bitch. 0:09:19.130 --> 0:09:24.459 Exactly. Regulation means being a bitch. And so imagine a 0:09:24.540 --> 0:09:29.450 national grandma. who's keeping us from doing what we want 0:09:29.470 --> 0:09:33.030 to do when we want to do it. That's regulation. 0:09:33.070 --> 0:09:35.090 So regulation, yeah, regulation. 0:09:35.110 --> 0:09:37.189 So you put an end to that, you and Trump. 0:09:37.820 --> 0:09:42.160 Yeah, me, well, I did, first off. Okay, Trump, you know, listen. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:43.900 So you're taking credit for Trump. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:48.300 Well, President Trump, you know, he's a very busy man, 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.850 you know, and he has a beautiful life. Young woman 0:09:51.870 --> 0:09:54.920 right now. Beautiful hands, by the way. Beautiful hands. We're 0:09:54.940 --> 0:09:57.730 talking about I'm a blueberry. He's a blueberry. 0:09:57.790 --> 0:09:58.810 He's got blueberry hands. 0:09:58.860 --> 0:10:02.040 He's got blueberry hands. He has blueberry hands. Yeah. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.700 And is blueberry hands an actual medical condition? 0:10:04.900 --> 0:10:09.140 Yes, it is. He loves blueberries, too. And his new 0:10:09.220 --> 0:10:13.449 assistant that looks like his daughter feeds him blueberries every morning. 0:10:14.300 --> 0:10:18.459 And he, you know, when you eat too many blueberries, 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:22.750 you turn into a blueberry. This was documented in the 0:10:22.790 --> 0:10:24.490 documentary about the candy man. 0:10:24.510 --> 0:10:26.050 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 0:10:26.070 --> 0:10:27.530 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 0:10:27.550 --> 0:10:29.370 Now, I feed Joe Rogan blueberries. 0:10:29.990 --> 0:10:32.730 And does he have blueberry hands or blueberry tits? 0:10:33.500 --> 0:10:36.080 He doesn't yet, but he said he's too young to 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.800 get them. Do you get them at a certain age? 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:42.990 Is that how it works? That's over 75. You're over 0:10:42.990 --> 0:10:45.929 75 years old and you consume too much blueberries, you 0:10:45.950 --> 0:10:49.230 get blueberry mittens is what the actual term is. 0:10:49.250 --> 0:10:50.630 Blueberry mittens, I see. 0:10:50.650 --> 0:10:53.970 Because eventually your fingers fill with so much blueberry juice 0:10:54.610 --> 0:10:59.090 and your skin becomes blueberry skin and then it joins together. 0:10:59.110 --> 0:11:02.380 And if you don't stop, you just have two big 0:11:02.510 --> 0:11:06.860 blueberries as hands, like two round blueberries. That's incredible, two mittens. 0:11:07.390 --> 0:11:13.120 The fingers actually become... Okay, so you have actually had to. 0:11:13.140 --> 0:11:17.450 Well, I had to fire... I had to fire the 0:11:17.510 --> 0:11:19.929 old regulator and hire a new regulator. 0:11:19.990 --> 0:11:23.360 You hired a new regulator, a new administrator of recalls. 0:11:23.460 --> 0:11:24.200 What's his name? 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.420 Well, so his name is– so we hired a new 0:11:28.500 --> 0:11:33.020 administrator of recalls, okay, and we fired the old one 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.960 because we wanted to make sure that when we were 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:40.220 doing recalls, they were total. And so this guy, Vince Cohagen– 0:11:40.470 --> 0:11:45.100 is incredible. Cohagen is doing the best job you can 0:11:45.150 --> 0:11:50.480 do to recall things, but he's going, he's getting out 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:54.680 of control right now, and he's recalling too many things. 0:11:55.380 --> 0:11:57.920 And if you do what he's calling for. 0:11:57.940 --> 0:12:00.720 Is that a bad sign? Is this a bad sign? No, 0:12:00.740 --> 0:12:03.530 it's not. No, it's not. 0:12:03.970 --> 0:12:08.870 No, no, it's fine. It's fine not to... Well, here's 0:12:08.890 --> 0:12:16.140 the thing. You want to recall things because you don't 0:12:16.179 --> 0:12:19.570 want to get hurt or accidentally eat a bag of glass, 0:12:19.630 --> 0:12:22.650 but you don't want to regulate the people producing it. 0:12:23.330 --> 0:12:26.750 And so this is a way where you can recall, 0:12:26.790 --> 0:12:31.410 which is entertaining and interesting. And isn't it exciting every day, Kyle, 0:12:31.790 --> 0:12:33.270 to wake up? 0:12:33.610 --> 0:12:35.670 I wake up. I get excited about it. 0:12:35.790 --> 0:12:40.300 Yeah. Recalls actually are helping. They're helping the industry. Think 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:45.340 about this. Think about industry. If you produced a bunch 0:12:45.380 --> 0:12:50.309 of potato chips and they've got little turtle shits in them. Yeah, 0:12:50.370 --> 0:12:52.750 like a little turtle gets loose in the potato chip 0:12:52.790 --> 0:12:56.230 factory and it's shitting all in the bags, okay? So 0:12:56.290 --> 0:13:00.890 then everyone buys the bags of potato chips, right? And 0:13:00.929 --> 0:13:04.100 they go, oh, shit. Vince Cohagen steps in and says, 0:13:04.460 --> 0:13:08.540 total recall of the potato chips. Then they take them 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:12.870 all back, right? We'll get jobs. Think about the jobs, Kyle. 0:13:12.890 --> 0:13:14.439 You're saving a ton of jobs. 0:13:14.700 --> 0:13:16.200 Yeah, because now it would make a new. 0:13:16.220 --> 0:13:19.209 So recalls actually means more safety for our... Yeah, that's crazy. 0:13:19.230 --> 0:13:20.790 That's fucking unbelievable, because. 0:13:20.850 --> 0:13:23.969 Regulate on the back end, Kyle, you know? 0:13:24.010 --> 0:13:24.810 I don't know what that means. 0:13:25.790 --> 0:13:28.850 Well, it means that instead of forcing someone to wear 0:13:28.910 --> 0:13:34.650 a seatbelt, right? Okay. And then controlling them and making 0:13:34.690 --> 0:13:37.350 them do something they don't want to do because they 0:13:37.370 --> 0:13:40.960 want to move all around while they're driving. Okay. And 0:13:40.980 --> 0:13:45.760 then let's say they slam into a tree. They get 0:13:45.900 --> 0:13:51.960 recalled to heaven. And then they go and live with God. 0:13:52.540 --> 0:13:55.310 And then a new baby is born. And then that 0:13:55.370 --> 0:13:58.030 baby decides it makes its own decision. 0:13:58.050 --> 0:13:59.580 You're talking about reincarnation. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.280 Yeah, that's part of a recall. 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.340 Recall is actually like a reincarnation. That's crazy. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:09.339 Well, recall is the ultimate. I mean, recall. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:14:09.420 --> 0:14:11.820 Human death is the ultimate recall when. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.780 You think about it. Whoa, hold on a second. 0:14:14.059 --> 0:14:14.400 Yeah. 0:14:14.450 --> 0:14:16.010 That's crazy to think about. 0:14:16.270 --> 0:14:18.590 Yeah, yeah. And then you get put back on the shelf. 0:14:18.610 --> 0:14:20.320 Is that written down anywhere? Huh? 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.160 Is that written down anywhere? Are you drinking from a 0:14:23.260 --> 0:14:25.160 Pizza Hut cup? What the fuck is that? 0:14:25.460 --> 0:14:28.230 Oh, yeah. When we shut the Pizza Hut. So, you know, 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.750 recently we had to shut down a number of Pizza 0:14:30.780 --> 0:14:34.790 Huts because they were actually unionizing and making too much money. 0:14:34.870 --> 0:14:38.190 President Trump stepped in and sent the National Guard in 0:14:38.230 --> 0:14:41.770 and executed the owners of the franchises in front of 0:14:41.810 --> 0:14:45.860 the staff. Wow. And then, yeah, and then the staff were. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.050 Each marched out. At the salad bar, right? 0:14:47.090 --> 0:14:49.530 That happened at the salad bar. Well, you know why? 0:14:49.590 --> 0:14:52.960 Because they put the staff behind the sneeze guard. Because... 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.160 You wanted to teach him a lesson, but you don't 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:58.100 need to get them covered in brains and stuff. So, 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.780 you know, you put the staff behind the salad bar, 0:15:00.820 --> 0:15:05.380 then you execute gun top of the head down, blowing 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.020 that guy so that when the pressure builds at the 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:11.360 top of the head, the eyes and the skull burst 0:15:11.590 --> 0:15:14.230 open and brain and blood just fly out. 0:15:14.250 --> 0:15:16.810 You almost sound like a secret agent or something. The 0:15:16.850 --> 0:15:18.110 fact that you know all this. 0:15:18.510 --> 0:15:19.870 I watch Paramount Plus as the agency. 0:15:19.930 --> 0:15:22.990 I know you're a doctor, but maybe you're a secret agent. Maybe, 0:15:23.050 --> 0:15:23.390 I don't know. 0:15:23.430 --> 0:15:27.530 Yeah, you watch Paramount Plus as the agency with Michael Fassbender? 0:15:29.390 --> 0:15:30.400 No, I've never known him. 0:15:30.410 --> 0:15:31.820 Wow, that's a good one. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:46.060 Okay, well, I wanted to ask you a question. Are 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:50.460 you scared... Are you scared that you're going to get fired? 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.400 There have been so many recalls every single day. Are 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:59.110 you worried about your job? Because Trump may get– you 0:15:59.130 --> 0:16:01.950 know Trump. He hates bad press, right? 0:16:02.010 --> 0:16:02.710 Well, yeah. 0:16:03.410 --> 0:16:04.750 How do you know he's not going to throw you 0:16:04.790 --> 0:16:06.130 under the bus, boss? 0:16:06.270 --> 0:16:10.210 I'll tell you why. Because he's got a girl. How's that? 0:16:10.230 --> 0:16:13.110 You like that coffee? It's good. Okay, so how do. 0:16:13.190 --> 0:16:15.870 You know you're not... Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. 0:16:15.900 --> 0:16:16.220 How do you. 0:16:16.300 --> 0:16:18.500 Why... Are you... You're not scared? 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.800 That's why I'm... No, because... First off, he's got a 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.030 girl who looks like his daughter, and he's putting his 0:16:24.110 --> 0:16:25.310 finger in her pussy. 0:16:25.750 --> 0:16:26.650 So he's a little. 0:16:28.210 --> 0:16:29.880 He's a little preoccupied, you're saying. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.720 Yeah, this girl, she's like, I'm your daughter. I'm your daughter. 0:16:33.780 --> 0:16:37.320 You can do me, and it's not incest. And we 0:16:37.380 --> 0:16:39.860 have a baby. We don't have to drown it. 0:16:39.980 --> 0:16:42.890 Is it true he's thinking about recalling all women who 0:16:43.050 --> 0:16:44.050 aren't his daughter? 0:16:44.070 --> 0:16:47.770 Yeah, it's going to be a fee call, and it's 0:16:47.790 --> 0:16:50.650 going to be all the women that President Trump doesn't 0:16:50.690 --> 0:16:52.210 think are attractive. 0:16:52.390 --> 0:16:53.550 Or look like his daughter. 0:16:53.580 --> 0:16:56.500 Yeah. or look like his daughter, or speak up too much, 0:16:56.720 --> 0:17:00.480 or ask him questions, he's going to bring them out 0:17:00.580 --> 0:17:03.340 to a series of facilities he's built. 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:04.139 To pizza huts. 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:07.280 Yes, to pizza huts. But it's big pizza huts. 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.390 Like a large pizza hut. That's what the White House is, right? 0:17:11.430 --> 0:17:14.870 That new ballroom is actually a large salad bar. 0:17:15.410 --> 0:17:20.040 It's a large salad bar, but it's also got a Chinese. 0:17:20.220 --> 0:17:23.720 It's got a Panda Express. 0:17:23.740 --> 0:17:24.540 Oh, wow. 0:17:25.100 --> 0:17:25.680 Oh, yeah. 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.940 The new ballroom. Oh, I fucking love Panda Express. 0:17:28.060 --> 0:17:29.040 Yeah, it's got Panda Express. 0:17:29.060 --> 0:17:29.860 Does it have a Cinnabon? 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:35.850 It's got a Cinnabon. It's got an A & W 0:17:35.930 --> 0:17:39.169 root beer stand. It's got a- DQ? Yeah. 0:17:40.020 --> 0:17:44.240 It's got all the initials. 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.320 And it's got a Hudson News. It's going to have 0:17:47.340 --> 0:17:50.870 a Hudson News in it. But only he can go 0:17:50.970 --> 0:17:51.200 in it. 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:52.800 That's crazy. 0:17:52.859 --> 0:17:55.620 Yeah. Which is where you could be invited. But anyway, yeah, 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:56.020 he's good. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:58.570 You're not scared that you're going to get fucking fired. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.189 I'm, you know, I don't know why he keep bringing 0:18:01.210 --> 0:18:03.250 this up, Kyle. You know, when you have a bad 0:18:03.390 --> 0:18:06.250 set at the mothership, like you did the other night, 0:18:06.490 --> 0:18:10.210 cause I happened to hear about it from, uh, Dan 0:18:10.230 --> 0:18:14.030 Soder who, uh, called me and he said, Oh, you 0:18:14.050 --> 0:18:17.860 should have seen Kyle's shitty set at the mothership. 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.399 First of all, I didn't know you talked to him, 0:18:19.420 --> 0:18:20.060 but okay. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:21.960 I like that, actually. 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:26.460 The truth is, is that I'm always, I'm nervous I'm 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.780 going to get fired from the mothership as well. You know, 0:18:29.820 --> 0:18:31.940 Joe Rogan is my Trump. 0:18:32.500 --> 0:18:35.640 Yeah, exactly. Well, so what do you think? You think 0:18:35.660 --> 0:18:36.879 you're on the chopping block? 0:18:37.020 --> 0:18:40.300 Well, I just, I think, I kind of think Joe 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:44.290 Rogan's stupid, you know, and I don't want to say 0:18:44.350 --> 0:18:48.109 anything about it to him. I feel like we're in 0:18:48.150 --> 0:18:51.649 the same situation. We've got to help each other out. 0:18:51.690 --> 0:18:55.570 No, President Trump isn't stupid. President Trump is a great leader. 0:18:56.490 --> 0:18:59.570 Okay, I guess I'll take the example from you. Joe 0:18:59.590 --> 0:19:01.210 Rogan is a brilliant comic. 0:19:02.010 --> 0:19:04.310 Yeah, there you go. 0:19:04.350 --> 0:19:05.270 What's wrong with you? 0:19:05.590 --> 0:19:08.330 Don't bite the hand that feeds you, buddy. I mean, 0:19:08.350 --> 0:19:10.689 you understand we're all in on the same grift. 0:19:10.750 --> 0:19:13.320 Well, I would only bite it if it's a blueberry hand. 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:14.580 Oh, yeah. 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:18.600 Oh, I tried to take a nice bite out of 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:19.300 Trump's hands. 0:19:19.420 --> 0:19:22.200 Do you know I did? We were at a cabinet 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:25.480 meeting and he put his blueberry hand a little too 0:19:25.570 --> 0:19:26.239 close to me. 0:19:26.790 --> 0:19:28.130 He tries to hide it, too. 0:19:28.170 --> 0:19:30.770 He was trying to hide it. He knows it's juicy 0:19:30.850 --> 0:19:34.170 and tasty. And I was like Peter Rabbit. So think 0:19:34.210 --> 0:19:36.490 about it this way. I was like Peter Rabbit hopping 0:19:36.530 --> 0:19:38.910 around the field, which was the cabinet room. 0:19:40.050 --> 0:19:41.290 And he's Farmer McGregor. 0:19:41.350 --> 0:19:45.090 And he's Farmer McGregor hiding his little blue sweet blueberry 0:19:45.150 --> 0:19:49.270 hand where nobody can see it. But I hopped around 0:19:49.490 --> 0:19:52.919 and went. under the table and I took a chomping 0:19:52.980 --> 0:19:55.740 and a stomping and a licking and a hopping. 0:19:56.200 --> 0:20:00.060 And I know. Did it taste like a blueberry? 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.720 No, it tasted like bile and diarrhea. 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:06.980 That's disgusting. 0:20:07.060 --> 0:20:12.560 Jesus. It was a surprise. Actually, speaking of spraying diarrhea, Kyle, 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:14.980 I think I'm going to get ahead to what you 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:21.430 talk about. Yeah. We can't stop people from making diarrhea 0:20:21.470 --> 0:20:25.230 when they're picking. Kyle, I have a question. If you 0:20:25.310 --> 0:20:27.709 had to go out into a field and pick lettuce 0:20:27.750 --> 0:20:30.600 for 18 hours a day with no toilets, don't you 0:20:30.619 --> 0:20:33.060 think you'd spray diarrhea all over the place? 0:20:33.859 --> 0:20:35.660 Yes, I mean, yes. 0:20:36.060 --> 0:20:40.000 Well, so that's the price of fucking admission, America. If 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:42.790 you want that sweet, sweet, cheap lettuce. 0:20:42.810 --> 0:20:44.490 You're actually blaming the workers. 0:20:45.310 --> 0:20:47.370 Of course I'm blaming the workers. Who else is making 0:20:47.430 --> 0:20:48.690 diarrhea all over the place? 0:20:48.730 --> 0:20:51.950 Well, that's the thing. Why are these recalls happening? Why 0:20:51.970 --> 0:20:54.130 are these contaminations happening? 0:20:54.150 --> 0:20:58.389 Because people are pussies. No, it's not contamination, Kyle. 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.229 There's a study. I'm hearing stuff about bacteria. What the 0:21:01.300 --> 0:21:02.300 fuck is a bacteria? 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:05.520 I'm sorry. Bacteria is living on you right now, Kyle, 0:21:05.619 --> 0:21:08.720 on your face and your eyes. Yeah, you have the 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:09.940 whole ecosystem. It's a sort. 0:21:09.740 --> 0:21:11.980 Of alien from Mars, I feel like. 0:21:12.630 --> 0:21:18.040 Yeah, it could be. There is evidence that there is life, 0:21:18.340 --> 0:21:22.439 bacterial life on Mars. It's very possible. And they say, actually, 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:28.920 that the Mars farm blueberries have some. They're grown, fertilized 0:21:29.050 --> 0:21:33.190 from some of the retrieved bacteria from the Mars rover. 0:21:33.990 --> 0:21:35.149 Are there cows on Mars? 0:21:36.170 --> 0:21:39.830 Secretly, yeah. They're in caves. They're cave cows. 0:21:40.869 --> 0:21:42.320 Yuck. Yeah. 0:21:42.540 --> 0:21:45.979 They're cave cows on Mars and they make green milk. 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:51.980 And if they, like we saw in the last Jedi. Yes. 0:21:52.180 --> 0:21:54.300 And that's, and you know, the thing is everyone goes, Oh, 0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:58.820 Luke's drinking green milk. No, Mark Hamill gets, he gets 0:21:58.900 --> 0:22:03.460 exclusive green milk shipped in from Mars. He's one of 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:03.920 the few people. 0:22:03.940 --> 0:22:05.720 And it just shows a blue on camera. 0:22:06.090 --> 0:22:09.110 It shows a blue on camera. Cause a blue screen cow. 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:13.120 Cause you know, uh, uh, It's a reflection. George Lucas 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:16.320 is the last person to still use blue screen. He 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:18.419 refuses to use green screen. 0:22:18.460 --> 0:22:20.420