Speaker 1: My might sounds nice, My mic sounds nice.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of drunk
Speaker 2: Zighting into the Presidential trend Ricade.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Maniche my favorite.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: They're great names in the discord, but Maniche is maybe
Speaker 1: my favorite. Say uh, just Lake saying it.
Speaker 2: It is my name's Jack. That over there, Will. That's
Speaker 2: a producer, Brian.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey going on.
Speaker 2: Everybody from downtown swish.
Speaker 3: I'm on fire, Kobe, And it's not the shoes.
Speaker 1: I'm literally on fire. It's very painful.
Speaker 2: My mic sounds nice, Brian. Uh, I'm ready. I'm ready
Speaker 2: to record now. I want to record now, Jack. But yes,
Speaker 2: and she was, of course referring to the guy who
Speaker 2: t boned.
Speaker 1: The presidential motorcade. This is not funny. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: That's not funny.
Speaker 2: There are worse pieces of news to wake up to
Speaker 2: from a bender, but this has to be like one
Speaker 2: of the weirdest pieces of you know, like assuming the
Speaker 2: person was blacked out or you know, just to like
Speaker 2: wake up to the you know, the realization that you're
Speaker 2: in jail for having t boned the presidential motorcade just
Speaker 2: like wrong place, wrong time.
Speaker 1: Also don't don't drink and drive, but also.
Speaker 3: Begs the question of, like, you know, with all the
Speaker 3: money and resources spent with the Secret Service, like they're
Speaker 3: always My understanding based off of movies is they're always
Speaker 3: casing like a five mile radius around the president and
Speaker 3: like they have everything locked down.
Speaker 2: I assumed they were like five intersections ahead, clearing lanes
Speaker 2: and like making sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did a drunk guy just think about it?
Speaker 1: About it?
Speaker 3: A drunk guy famously bad reflexes, bad decision making, no
Speaker 3: planning there was, This wasn't a plan.
Speaker 1: That we know of.
Speaker 2: This could be the Secret Service just trying to let
Speaker 2: Biden know that you can be got to Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, Like I'm thinking back to movies like Olympus Has Fallen,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, if you let a drunk guy through,
Speaker 3: how you gonna stop North Korea sending a baffling amount
Speaker 3: of soldiers and whatever the fuck was happening in that movie. Like,
Speaker 3: I'm very confused with this result.
Speaker 1: I never saw that Has Fallens.
Speaker 3: But they're they're fun if you want to turn completely
Speaker 3: turn your brain off for I.
Speaker 1: Do Brian for two hours so bad.
Speaker 3: Not think critically about anything that's happened.
Speaker 2: I will say, have you seen the pictures from the accident?
Speaker 3: No, No, this is you're you're preaching me a ay
Speaker 3: word picture.
Speaker 2: Right now, Biden is out of the motorcade, and I
Speaker 2: haven't seen him look more alive and awake than I have.
Speaker 1: In the pictures from this event.
Speaker 2: Like he is walking around with his eyes almost completely
Speaker 2: open like so and open yeah, like, and he's like
Speaker 2: he just seems like he's, you know, the person who
Speaker 2: like walks by an accident and then is just like
Speaker 2: a little too engaged with it and like too excited
Speaker 2: to be there. Like that's kind of the energy he
Speaker 2: seems to have. I'm just saying, maybe this is what
Speaker 2: Democrats should do before every major campaign stop. They just
Speaker 2: something to shake his ass up a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's literally insane. They got the president out here standing
Speaker 3: on a corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well again, yet, like none of this makes sense, None
Speaker 3: of this makes sense at all.
Speaker 2: This is the first move of like an eighties movie terrorist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like, all right, so this guy is going to
Speaker 2: pretend to be drunk and then they're gonna be like
Speaker 2: questioning the guy and he's gonna be like whoop, like
Speaker 2: cartoon drunk, you know, hiccupping.
Speaker 1: And then meanwhile Hans and his.
Speaker 2: Buddies come through and kidnap the president and he's like,
Speaker 2: over yah, Hans Gruber, Yeah, not Hans our coworker. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's question, like I think there's going to be
Speaker 2: some event where we see, like, oh, America, Olympus has
Speaker 2: fallen a long way from where it was at the
Speaker 2: height of the Empire, and like now you can get
Speaker 2: to the president by like dropping a handful of banana
Speaker 2: peels on the street.
Speaker 3: You know, it's going to be more like Olympus is
Speaker 3: du dude, it's dippy. Yeah, it's I don't understand how
Speaker 3: this is gonna happen. They spend too much money for
Speaker 3: like a drunk guy to be able to just like
Speaker 3: completely fu derail the motor case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyways, shout out to that, you know, and
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's gonna get hit with like a lot
Speaker 2: of charges. Hopefully it's a wake up call for that driver.
Speaker 2: Same time, doing a service for the nation by giving
Speaker 2: us a wake up call about how bad the Secret
Speaker 2: Service is at protecting Joe Biden in particular. You know,
Speaker 2: I feel like they aren't great with democratic presidents. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna say, there's that one in the sixties where
Speaker 2: they blew off half his head in Dallas.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jack get, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Find a way.
Speaker 2: Brian, you've been guesting for miles for like three days now,
Speaker 2: and I haven't mentioned the jaff As fascination for once.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 1: Sound resigned.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did, great, buddy. Yeah, let's just but it's
Speaker 2: it's Christmas. Let's uh, that's a that's the Thanksgiving holiday subject, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Christmas.
Speaker 2: Usually on tomorrow's episode we talk about Christmas gifts.
Speaker 1: We ended up going long on me repeating.
Speaker 2: Shit about home alone that I've already recently said. It's
Speaker 2: the end of the year, folks. The lights are on
Speaker 2: no one's home baby fun episode tomorrow I will say, uh,
Speaker 2: it's the Christmas it's the annual Christmas fuck around episode.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Didn't get to a Christmas present, so I thought we
Speaker 2: would take this opportunity to, uh, you know, just talk
Speaker 2: about what was there a favorite Christmas present, Christmas morning
Speaker 2: memory that you have walking down and there being oranges
Speaker 2: in the stocking.
Speaker 1: Or I don't know what fucking British people do.
Speaker 3: I have to have this Christmas crackers.
Speaker 2: Christmas, you wake up and you get the Chris Miss
Speaker 2: crackers in there.
Speaker 3: You put the little crown on your head and all
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's all they have, is just the little
Speaker 2: tissue paper crown.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, daddie, it's so magical. So I was.
Speaker 2: Reminded chat out to my dad that one year he
Speaker 2: did he do a Steve job on my ass?
Speaker 1: Oh he do?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one more thing on my ass. Oh.
Speaker 2: And I gotta say, if you're doing a Christmas for someone,
Speaker 2: you do a Steve Job on their ass, they're gonna
Speaker 2: remember that, like we did presence and then he come
Speaker 2: through and oh yeah, one more thing. Sannah left a
Speaker 2: ping pong table over here in this other room that
Speaker 2: you haven't even like looked at that. You didn't even
Speaker 2: think Christmas present was going to be in. I didn't
Speaker 2: even like ping pong. That's still one of the most
Speaker 2: memorable Christmas gifts. Yea, that ended up just being the
Speaker 2: gift of my dad beating me in ping pong for
Speaker 2: three years in a row.
Speaker 3: I feel like your dad just got that for him exactly,
Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, it's for Jack.
Speaker 1: It's yeah. The boy's gonna learn.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I like, if you can, if you can,
Speaker 2: Steve Job that ass I highly recommend.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's that's pretty that's pretty spectacular just size alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a big one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Like it's like it's so big it can't
Speaker 3: fit under the tree. Yeah you're gonna remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then but like my most memorable ones is just
Speaker 2: like random toys. Like I gotta like something that now
Speaker 2: is a parent I realize is like the thing you
Speaker 2: get as you're going through the register. It's like five dollars,
Speaker 2: like a plastic scuba diver and a plastic shark and
Speaker 2: like that. But I still like remember playing with it
Speaker 2: around the Christmas tree. So I don't know, kids are stupid,
Speaker 2: is the point of my thing. They're impressed by random stuff.
Speaker 2: So just you know, get them a bunch of random
Speaker 2: little shit. And that's my Christmas message to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's all I ever really remember getting for Christmas.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a big wasn't a big holiday for me,
Speaker 3: especially after I stop going to church when I was
Speaker 3: a kid. And yeah, like but birthdays that's where the
Speaker 3: big presence came for me. Yeah, like the big memorable ones.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm basically a grinch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're competitive with Jesus Christ. You're like, not his birthday,
Speaker 2: my birthday.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, why do I get presents on someone else's birthday?
Speaker 1: That's me fucking stupid. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even though most of Christmas is still is stolen from
Speaker 2: like Norse Yule mythologist.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Is like the Christianity aspects of it still come in
Speaker 2: and like make it less fun like that. The fact
Speaker 2: that movies are as is family focused and not you know,
Speaker 2: more fun, is a testament to I don't know, just
Speaker 2: just let let the people fuck on Christmas is all
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Distinct lack of fuck yeah Christmas films.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and when they put the fucking Christmas films it
Speaker 2: is iconic, like the Mean Girls dance thing or Mariah
Speaker 2: coming through in that Santa suit or you know whatever
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just step out of my house for five
Speaker 3: minutes and heard that song as soon as I left
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 2: and we're back. COVID had shout up ahead of the holidays,
Speaker 2: so if you're traveling, you know, be careful out there,
Speaker 2: stay safe out there. And Donald Trump has been removed
Speaker 2: from the ballot in Colorado temporarily.
Speaker 3: Oh one, just one quick thing on the COVID thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: personally know some nasty motherfuckers out here who know they're
Speaker 3: sick and are still traveling. So yeah, Jack already said
Speaker 3: be careful, but be really extra careful because there's some
Speaker 3: people out here that don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they are really like that. There's just an
Speaker 2: overall feeling of shame around being sick now where people
Speaker 2: are just like not willing to admit it, or.
Speaker 3: They just really you know, I've heard some other people
Speaker 3: being like, don't even approach me with some pandemic shit,
Speaker 3: that shit's over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that totally.
Speaker 2: Not to bring us up on MIC, this is stuff
Speaker 2: that I say in my private time off MIC.
Speaker 1: I don't need you airing my dirty laundry.
Speaker 3: But yeah, for real, people are people are done with
Speaker 3: any any semblance of you know, trying to be safe though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So yeah Trump, I feel
Speaker 2: like there's no way this lasts. But it's always been
Speaker 2: my outside hope that the Supreme Court uses one of
Speaker 2: their the Supreme courts. Actually the good guys. The Supreme
Speaker 2: Court's actually on a normal one today. You know that
Speaker 2: they overturned people's access to reproductive rights. But this would,
Speaker 2: I don't know, knock him off the ballot because he's
Speaker 2: clearly going to try to overthrow the US government and
Speaker 2: install himself as a dictator for life. Feels like, while
Speaker 2: I understand the technical legal difficulties of it, it does
Speaker 2: feel like big picture it could make sense.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's like against.
Speaker 2: The law or whatever, and they're the Supreme Court, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: The arguments against it always feel like the bullshitty Supreme
Speaker 2: Court beond like we just call balls and strikes.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: We I don't I don't know who you think we are,
Speaker 2: but we're just making objective legal decisions.
Speaker 1: That is just complete horseshit.
Speaker 3: I think I think they're eventually just gonna end up,
Speaker 3: you know, just using president to settle this, because if
Speaker 3: you look back at the case of air Bud versus
Speaker 3: the NBA, there is no there is no rule that
Speaker 3: says a dog can't play professional basketball.
Speaker 1: Or be president, yeah.
Speaker 3: Or be president. There's no rule that says a dog
Speaker 3: can't be president.
Speaker 2: So Yeah, no love, that says a Fellas for president.
Speaker 2: Yeah gotta let a run.
Speaker 1: So uh And.
Speaker 2: Marvel dropped Jonathan just hours after the guilty verdict. So,
Speaker 2: after a trial that lasted for three weeks and jury
Speaker 2: deliberation that lasted for two days, Jonathan Major's has been
Speaker 2: found guilty on charges of misdemeanor assault and harassment.
Speaker 1: And yeah, there's just.
Speaker 2: A ton of evidence those released, including photos of his victims' injuries.
Speaker 2: Horrifying story. Obviously, it's seems kind of distasteful for the
Speaker 2: conversation around this conviction to focus on the future of
Speaker 2: a movie franchise about.
Speaker 1: Hot people in Robert jumpsuits.
Speaker 2: But Marvel quickly dominated the discourse when they announced that
Speaker 2: they were dropping him from the Marvel Cinematic universe just
Speaker 2: hours after.
Speaker 1: He was found guilty.
Speaker 2: Where Like, they could have been looking at the evidence
Speaker 2: before the jury came through and just made a decision earlier,
Speaker 2: done the right thing earlier.
Speaker 1: But I hadn't realized how.
Speaker 2: Like much they had really fucked themselves on this one
Speaker 2: where they had like their next So the next like
Speaker 2: Avengers movie was called Avengers the Kang Dynasty, and Jonathan
Speaker 2: Major's character is Kang like they they had just like
Speaker 2: put the whole franchise on his shoulders essentially, which is
Speaker 2: the problem with you know, of this scale scale, like yeah,
Speaker 2: the whole thing where everyone was like, God, they plan
Speaker 2: everything out so far in advance, it's so smart.
Speaker 3: Like how they had to they had to release this
Speaker 3: Flash movie even though.
Speaker 1: That was DC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was DC, and they were like, well,
Speaker 2: you let d C do it with the Flash, so
Speaker 2: maybe give us the past here and it turns out
Speaker 2: not not going to happen. But yeah, I mean, they
Speaker 2: were really dragging their heels on taking any action here
Speaker 2: after numerous outlets reported on Major's is decades long pattern
Speaker 2: of emotional and occasionally physical abuse. So they're going to
Speaker 2: have to come up with a new fifth Avengers movie
Speaker 2: people like. So Also, it feels like like their plan
Speaker 2: seems to be now to swap out Haang for another
Speaker 2: comic book villain, like doctor Doom. And I've at least
Speaker 2: like heard of Doctor Doom, you know, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just funny because they've already done Doctor Doom in
Speaker 3: those critically hand Fantastic Four movies.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, a little while ago that, But those.
Speaker 2: Movies basically might as well not exist. You know, I
Speaker 2: like when Hollywood insiders give notes like this one Hollywood
Speaker 2: anonymous Hollywood insider noted Marvel is truly fucked with the
Speaker 2: whole Kang angle, pointing out they haven't been able to
Speaker 2: rewrite any Kang heavy scripts because of the w GA strike,
Speaker 2: So as soon as the king as the strike ended,
Speaker 2: they put the logi guy in charge of rewriting a
Speaker 2: new draft of Kang Dynasty, presumably without Kang because it
Speaker 2: was suddenly being referred to as Avengers five.
Speaker 1: So sorry.
Speaker 3: The phrase Kang heavy scripts oddly amusing to me, And
Speaker 3: I don't know why. It's just it's a it's a
Speaker 3: word that it's a name that loses meaning very quickly
Speaker 3: because it never had any.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kang heavy scripts, My scripts are Kang heavy. This
Speaker 2: has been a Kang heavy episode of The Daily Zeig
Speaker 2: is trending, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: A volcano erupted on Iceland's Rakovic or Rick Johnnys Peninsula
Speaker 2: weeks after a time was evacuated. European Union's investigating Elon
Speaker 2: Musk's acts over possible breaches of social media law.
Speaker 1: And yeah, man, we're at the end of the news.
Speaker 1: That's the end of the news.
Speaker 2: For the year. The news we got to the end
Speaker 2: of it. Congratulations to us. Uh, you can stop paying
Speaker 2: attention to news. Uh until the new year.
Speaker 3: Man, there's not going to be any new news, no
Speaker 3: new news, no new news. News is on break.
Speaker 2: I always I'm always suspicious of like natural disasters during
Speaker 2: the holidays, not like suspicious like this is a false flag,
Speaker 2: but like I'm always ever since the tsunami happened on
Speaker 2: Christmas Day, I'm just like, what what are you going
Speaker 2: to pull on us now, Mother Nature to get the
Speaker 2: attention back you you wiley ahole.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be talking to Mother Nature like that, I mean.
Speaker 1: Right, like yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: And she looks pissed.
Speaker 2: That video is maybe the worst thing, but like it
Speaker 2: that is the sign yet, Yes, Joe Biden getting t
Speaker 2: boned by a drunk driver is one sign that America
Speaker 2: has fallen.
Speaker 1: But the video that apple like.
Speaker 2: Being like Mother Nature's here and she's pitched but we're
Speaker 2: actually zero emissions now and it's like not even true.
Speaker 2: But like Tim Cook wants to take this opportunity to act.
Speaker 1: Might be might be her lowest.
Speaker 2: Low point So anyways, Uh, we're gonna have a lot
Speaker 2: of episodes uh coming coming to you, just episodes that
Speaker 2: we've recorded already. So it's some fun holiday content, some
Speaker 2: fun year end contents cavalcade. But that is going to
Speaker 2: do it for us for uh this year. We are
Speaker 2: back with fun evergreen episodes in the coming days, and
Speaker 2: then back in the new year with more live episodes
Speaker 2: and we will talk to you all then. Brian, thank
Speaker 2: you so much for everything you did this year, having
Speaker 2: me continue to do. Where can people find you?
Speaker 3: You can't find me, don't follow.
Speaker 1: Me, leave me, check alone, do check out.
Speaker 3: I don't have many Christmas traditions, but every Christmas I list,
Speaker 3: I go on YouTube. I look up MF Doom, Christmas
Speaker 3: Cook and Soul. MF Doom, Great Little Christmas album, very fun.
Speaker 3: That's my one Christmas tradition.
Speaker 2: There I go, all right, learned something, Uh I was
Speaker 2: gonna do it. Uh talk to y'all next year. Until then,
Speaker 2: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 2: the vaccine, wear a mask because there's a lot of
Speaker 2: sick motherfuckers that Brian knows they don't want to admit.
Speaker 3: Don't let me, don't let people be breathing on you
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't inhale people's breath like a sin eater or
Speaker 2: like one of those Yeah.
Speaker 1: Talked to y'all in the New Year. Bye later, M.