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Speaker 1: My might sounds nice, My mic sounds nice.

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Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of drunk

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Speaker 2: Zighting into the Presidential trend Ricade.

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Maniche my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: They're great names in the discord, but Maniche is maybe

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Speaker 1: my favorite. Say uh, just Lake saying it.

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Speaker 2: It is my name's Jack. That over there, Will. That's

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Speaker 2: a producer, Brian.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey going on.

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Speaker 2: Everybody from downtown swish.

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Speaker 3: I'm on fire, Kobe, And it's not the shoes.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally on fire. It's very painful.

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Speaker 2: My mic sounds nice, Brian. Uh, I'm ready. I'm ready

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Speaker 2: to record now. I want to record now, Jack. But yes,

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Speaker 2: and she was, of course referring to the guy who

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Speaker 2: t boned.

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Speaker 1: The presidential motorcade. This is not funny. Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 1: That's not funny.

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Speaker 2: There are worse pieces of news to wake up to

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Speaker 2: from a bender, but this has to be like one

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Speaker 2: of the weirdest pieces of you know, like assuming the

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Speaker 2: person was blacked out or you know, just to like

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Speaker 2: wake up to the you know, the realization that you're

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Speaker 2: in jail for having t boned the presidential motorcade just

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Speaker 2: like wrong place, wrong time.

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Speaker 1: Also don't don't drink and drive, but also.

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Speaker 3: Begs the question of, like, you know, with all the

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Speaker 3: money and resources spent with the Secret Service, like they're

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Speaker 3: always My understanding based off of movies is they're always

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Speaker 3: casing like a five mile radius around the president and

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Speaker 3: like they have everything locked down.

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Speaker 2: I assumed they were like five intersections ahead, clearing lanes

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Speaker 2: and like making sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how did a drunk guy just think about it?

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Speaker 1: About it?

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Speaker 3: A drunk guy famously bad reflexes, bad decision making, no

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Speaker 3: planning there was, This wasn't a plan.

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Speaker 1: That we know of.

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Speaker 2: This could be the Secret Service just trying to let

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Speaker 2: Biden know that you can be got to Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, Like I'm thinking back to movies like Olympus Has Fallen,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, if you let a drunk guy through,

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Speaker 3: how you gonna stop North Korea sending a baffling amount

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Speaker 3: of soldiers and whatever the fuck was happening in that movie. Like,

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Speaker 3: I'm very confused with this result.

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Speaker 1: I never saw that Has Fallens.

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Speaker 3: But they're they're fun if you want to turn completely

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Speaker 3: turn your brain off for I.

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Speaker 1: Do Brian for two hours so bad.

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Speaker 3: Not think critically about anything that's happened.

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Speaker 2: I will say, have you seen the pictures from the accident?

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Speaker 3: No, No, this is you're you're preaching me a ay

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Speaker 3: word picture.

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Speaker 2: Right now, Biden is out of the motorcade, and I

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Speaker 2: haven't seen him look more alive and awake than I have.

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Speaker 1: In the pictures from this event.

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Speaker 2: Like he is walking around with his eyes almost completely

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Speaker 2: he just seems like he's, you know, the person who

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Speaker 2: Democrats should do before every major campaign stop. They just

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's literally insane. They got the president out here standing

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well again, yet, like none of this makes sense, None

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Speaker 2: This is the first move of like an eighties movie terrorist. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like, all right, so this guy is going to

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Speaker 1: And then meanwhile Hans and his.

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Speaker 2: Buddies come through and kidnap the president and he's like,

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Speaker 3: You know, it's going to be more like Olympus is

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Speaker 3: du dude, it's dippy. Yeah, it's I don't understand how

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyways, shout out to that, you know, and

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he's gonna get hit with like a lot

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Speaker 2: Same time, doing a service for the nation by giving

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Speaker 2: Service is at protecting Joe Biden in particular. You know,

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Speaker 2: I feel like they aren't great with democratic presidents. I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna say, there's that one in the sixties where

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Speaker 2: they blew off half his head in Dallas.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Jack get, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Find a way.

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Speaker 2: Brian, you've been guesting for miles for like three days now,

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Speaker 2: and I haven't mentioned the jaff As fascination for once.

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Speaker 3: I got it.

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Speaker 1: Sound resigned.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did, great, buddy. Yeah, let's just but it's

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Speaker 2: it's Christmas. Let's uh, that's a that's the Thanksgiving holiday subject, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Usually on tomorrow's episode we talk about Christmas gifts.

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Speaker 1: We ended up going long on me repeating.

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Speaker 2: Shit about home alone that I've already recently said. It's

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Speaker 2: the end of the year, folks. The lights are on

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Speaker 2: no one's home baby fun episode tomorrow I will say, uh,

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Speaker 2: it's the Christmas it's the annual Christmas fuck around episode.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, we.

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Speaker 2: Didn't get to a Christmas present, so I thought we

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Speaker 2: memory that you have walking down and there being oranges

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Speaker 1: Or I don't know what fucking British people do.

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Speaker 3: I have to have this Christmas crackers.

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Speaker 2: Christmas, you wake up and you get the Chris Miss

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Speaker 3: You put the little crown on your head and all

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's all they have, is just the little

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh, daddie, it's so magical. So I was.

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Speaker 2: Reminded chat out to my dad that one year he

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Speaker 1: Oh he do?

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Speaker 2: And I gotta say, if you're doing a Christmas for someone,

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Speaker 3: I feel like your dad just got that for him exactly,

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Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, it's for Jack.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I like, if you can, if you can,

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Speaker 2: Steve Job that ass I highly recommend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's that's pretty that's pretty spectacular just size alone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's all I ever really remember getting for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a big wasn't a big holiday for me,

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm basically a grinch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're competitive with Jesus Christ. You're like, not his birthday,

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, why do I get presents on someone else's birthday?

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Speaker 1: That's me fucking stupid. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Even though most of Christmas is still is stolen from

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Speaker 2: Is like the Christianity aspects of it still come in

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Speaker 3: Distinct lack of fuck yeah Christmas films.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and when they put the fucking Christmas films it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just just step out of my house for five

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Speaker 2: and we're back. COVID had shout up ahead of the holidays,

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Speaker 2: stay safe out there. And Donald Trump has been removed

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they are really like that. There's just an

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Speaker 3: They just really you know, I've heard some other people

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Speaker 3: that shit's over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that totally.

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Speaker 2: Not to bring us up on MIC, this is stuff

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Speaker 2: that I say in my private time off MIC.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you airing my dirty laundry.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, for real, people are people are done with

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Speaker 1: And yeah, man, we're at the end of the news.

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Speaker 3: You can't find me, don't follow.

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Speaker 1: Talked to y'all in the New Year. Bye later, M.