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Speaker 1: I sure will for a good morning everybody. You're listening

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Oh man, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: got a radio show because God. Because God is simply amazing,

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Speaker 1: Because God is off the chain, because God is over

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Speaker 1: places that you never ever thought you would go. Oh

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Speaker 1: you know what. It sometimes it amazes me when I'm

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Speaker 1: I've always dreamed of something like this would happen. To me,

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you're gonna have to do some things you don't

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Speaker 1: Aran Strawberry, good morning to you, Pastor Calin for real,

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Speaker 1: good morning. We got the best job in the world

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to Steven Show. All right, Steve. Fourth of July right

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Speaker 1: Apartment three sixteen, let's go cat down. Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: My name is bonn Dude. Uh, you're living. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: I need to be worried. I was going on my part. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: your stuff? Nothing, ain't nothing moving on't think's gonna move

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Speaker 1: And really, I'm because I don't know who gave you

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Speaker 1: do this. You called me with like this. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a favorite. Now, I don't care if that was

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Speaker 1: She told me I needed to deal with dale. Nah.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to deal with you in a polite weight, okay,

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Speaker 1: to have that apartment. No do right. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: you got a problem on your hands. Man. Whatever your

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Speaker 1: problem is, that's your problem. Ain't got do with me,

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Speaker 1: okalled me? You know like that, like I say, I've

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Speaker 1: It ain't my business, man, Yo. I don't want have

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Speaker 1: what's running back? What you say? I said, I don't

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Speaker 1: me what you're gonna come move? I want? Hey, matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, come yeah, come on, come move three sixteen,

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Speaker 1: three sixteen I had for you. Come on, man, come on,

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Speaker 1: other than I've been out this job looking what what

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Speaker 1: M sell them? Pointy nine Steve? What mean hey, Sem?

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Speaker 1: Seven pointy nine Steve? Eight seven seven twenty nine? Se

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Speaker 1: you ain't never heard that number before? What's what it's

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Speaker 1: dound for me? That's the number to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Because this is nephew Tommy and you just

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Speaker 1: Now who you say? Got me enough? Ain't you got

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Speaker 1: a co worker name Limba Limbda? Ain't it about Limber

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Speaker 1: covering for Linda right now? I wonder how the she

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Speaker 1: take it? So I'm long she push of Man, God, y'all,

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Speaker 1: ain't me going? No? Man, hey dell, I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. Man, there you are worked

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Speaker 1: for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey? Man? What's the bad

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Speaker 1: radio show on the land? Man? Steve Robert Martin Show

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Speaker 1: all right, man, get back to work. Man, your phone

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Speaker 1: off the hook over there? All right, all right, right

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Speaker 1: the thing about us, man is and you know it's

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Speaker 1: so many people that are part of that culture. Even

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Speaker 1: if you even if you've moved on from it, you

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Speaker 1: can't put you just can't put certain people that had

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Speaker 1: it in a background because it's gonna resurface. Man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, my mom used to say, we anticipate some

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Speaker 1: bs all the time, the black people. We are, right,

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Speaker 1: That's what mom like said. Joke. I wish a blanketing, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I wish they read it. I'm no, I wish you

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Speaker 1: would all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steven Show. Steve,

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Speaker 1: we have a couple of questions for you. As promised.

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Speaker 1: This segment is called how old were you win? How

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Speaker 1: old were you when you had your first kiss? Let's say,

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Speaker 1: no Gwen has did what do you mean? You were traumatized?

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Speaker 1: Made me do it. She snatched me off my bike.

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Speaker 1: She stayed across the street. She was a big girl.

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Speaker 1: She pulled me down off the bike and threw me

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Speaker 1: up against the tree and kissed me real hard. And

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Speaker 1: then what No, I just felt violent. I didn't cry.

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Speaker 1: I didn't cry, number, It was just traumatized. And she

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Speaker 1: was did She was actually on my TV show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember, I remembering he was. They found her and

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Speaker 1: they found Gwyen Harris and then she came on TV

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Speaker 1: and talking my ya, I ain't mak you you want it?

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Speaker 1: I looked at just a damn ye though, I told her,

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Speaker 1: can't down. Man, I ain't seen Gwyen Harris. Man. I

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Speaker 1: think last time I saw Gwen hass I was at

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Speaker 1: a mama's funeral. Man. It might have been nineteen and

447
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Speaker 1: you had no idea she was going to be on

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Speaker 1: the sad no idea Wow Wow, And my first kiss

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Speaker 1: was on my talk show Wow. And it was not

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Speaker 1: a kiss. It was not memorable, very forceful. She was stronger,

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Speaker 1: didn't she was handling my Lily. But were you in

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Speaker 1: the in the were you at that age where you

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Speaker 1: liked girls? You start to start. I never went through

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Speaker 1: the phase where I didn't like girls. I like girls

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Speaker 1: in kindergarten. Ok. Yeah, I had the girl on my show.

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Speaker 1: But the first girl I ever walked home, I walked

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Speaker 1: home in the sixth grade and carried her book Call

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Speaker 1: to the Shepherd. You remember their name everything. Michelle Hawkins.

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Speaker 1: Michelle Hawkers was in high school with me when I

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Speaker 1: was walking and playing I want to go outside in

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Speaker 1: the rain in the cafetier, and she wouldn't give me

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Speaker 1: a date. And that song was on. And that's why

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Speaker 1: that song go Outside means so much to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go out. She was on my show too, And when

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Speaker 1: they all came out, I named every last one though. Wow, wow,

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Speaker 1: that really threw them all. I'm sure they remembered you.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me his name? What? What did you just say?

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Speaker 1: Don't try to help him, junior? He just definitely said it.

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Speaker 1: You don't never learn. He was voting that he was

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Speaker 1: voted most difficult in high school. Let's just move on. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: how old were you? How old were you when you

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Speaker 1: heard your first earth winding fire? Song I know that's

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Speaker 1: your favorite group. Seventeen might have been sixteen sixteen when

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Speaker 1: I heard the first Earth Winning Five songs. Seventeen when

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Speaker 1: I bought my first Heard Winning Five album, Wow, and

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Speaker 1: what was the song? The first song I heard was

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Speaker 1: Head to the Sky. Oh yeah, that was off the

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Speaker 1: Head to the Sky album. But my favorite song on

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Speaker 1: that album was Masquerade. Can this is what s beal? Masquerade?

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Speaker 1: I want to know all we what we really see,

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Speaker 1: all the outside and hiding what we really are all

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Speaker 1: the endside. That's what you think. He's finished. You're something

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Speaker 1: yo really not? Is a mask of rain. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a dam with him. Don't trying to figure out.

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Speaker 1: I figured it out, all right, Steve. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is a trip with the news. Everybody in good morning.

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Speaker 1: Wake up. Bill Cosby's waking up a freeman today. The

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Speaker 1: acting comedian left prison yesterday after the Pennsylvania Supreme Court

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Speaker 1: overturned his sexual assault conviction in the case involving a

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Speaker 1: name Andrea Constant. The high court rule that Cosby should

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Speaker 1: have never faced charges because of the non prosecution deal

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Speaker 1: he entered into and returned for his testimony with the

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Speaker 1: district attorney over fifteen years ago. And if you remember,

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Speaker 1: early on when he was being charged, his lawyer kept

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Speaker 1: saying that he had a deal, that he was not

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Speaker 1: supposed to be prosecuted, and that's why he gave the

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Speaker 1: information in an affidavit that he gave, but it seemed

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Speaker 1: like nothing came of that. The President first Lady traveled

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Speaker 1: to Serf Side, Florida today to meet with the families

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Speaker 1: of the dead and still missing of Meanwhile, a few

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Speaker 1: more bodies were recovered from the rubble yesterday of that

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Speaker 1: beachfront condo building, and Serf Side Mayor Daniella Levine at

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Speaker 1: Kava has the numbers. We've now recovered four additional victims.

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Speaker 1: The number of deceased is at sixteen. Twelve next of

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Speaker 1: kin notifications have been completed. That is four families still

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Speaker 1: waiting to hear and that's sixteen now to eighteen. Actually

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Speaker 1: after that, two more bodies were found, the bodies of

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Speaker 1: children ages four and ten. One hundred forty five people

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Speaker 1: still accounted for Sally. No live victims have been found

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Speaker 1: since last Thursday. President Biden is concerned about the frequency

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Speaker 1: of wildfires in the Northwest, and the presidents gathered Western

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Speaker 1: state governors and others to talk about this, especially as

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Speaker 1: it relates to climate change. We know this is becoming

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Speaker 1: a regular cycle, and we know it's getting worse. In fact,

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Speaker 1: the threat of Western wildfires this year is as severe

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Speaker 1: as it's ever been. Mister Biden hoping to get those

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Speaker 1: states to boost the wages of firefighters from only eleven

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Speaker 1: and thirteen dollars an hour to at least fifteen, while

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Speaker 1: the federal government would train and equiped National Guardsmen to

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Speaker 1: fight fires as well. The NCAA's approved a temporary plan

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Speaker 1: allowing college athletes to make money from the use of

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Speaker 1: their name, image, and likeness starting today. According to the

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Speaker 1: Associated Press, Donald Trumps his company along with its chief

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Speaker 1: financial officer expected to be charged today with tax related crimes.

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Speaker 1: His company, but not him, not yet anyway, and these

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Speaker 1: these charges will allegedly stem from a former probe into

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Speaker 1: the ex president's business dealings. Again, according to the Associated Press,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump's company, not Donald Trump, along with his chief

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Speaker 1: financial offers suspect to be charged today with tax related crimes. Finally,

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Speaker 1: the on the hungry side, I'll say today is national

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Speaker 1: chicken wings day. Today we're gonna do some other roasted

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Speaker 1: chicken wings. You go hungry. Now back to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: it's your boys time he's here. Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: the song is called happy and my song is called nappy.

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Speaker 1: You know how chemicals can hurt child. Her chemicals can

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Speaker 1: change change. What will her chemicals do? You? Come on none,

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Speaker 1: come on, come on, no, come just let it be

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Speaker 1: never right now. I want to care what people say

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Speaker 1: if they're not off the pain to pay. My hair

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Speaker 1: is not meant to. Let it be. Let it be

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Speaker 1: nappy right now, keep that hardcome of bone stone. Leave

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Speaker 1: the election done the stone so I like it me

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Speaker 1: just you've like to grease that's rubber three hair. That's

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Speaker 1: what you're doing now. You won't hurt your fingers when

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Speaker 1: you run through my hair. Take it a higher. If

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Speaker 1: it's not just what you do, try to change, have

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Speaker 1: some pride. Let it beat it beat all the way.

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Speaker 1: You should know. You said Jesus jealous us love look

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Speaker 1: so nice and you just want to be if you

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Speaker 1: won't have been he let it be nap, Let it

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Speaker 1: be nappy right now? Don't you want to be now

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Speaker 1: and know that it's and all that is? Could letting

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Speaker 1: me napp right now? Come out? I just want to

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00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 1: be now annoying. I'm not gonna keep on. Get down

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Speaker 1: a cock and we've what they send the front. No

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Speaker 1: weeds are the freaking broken happy, happy to be happy napping?

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Speaker 1: Just less of grease Roberts we have now, Come on,

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00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: it's won't you run through my head? Number through your hair?

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00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: If it's now? Come on, don't you be free princess

562
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: all the times in your head? Don't you gotta do?

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00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: Break it down right now? Come on? Do what I say.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't know. I shouldn't know what I'm talking about,

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00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: says bring again. Let let it be nappy, break it

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Speaker 1: down right, break it down. If you happy nappy the

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Speaker 1: dug out too, Let it be nappy. Don't you let

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Speaker 1: it be? I just want that food? Say take that

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Speaker 1: hot as weird? Yes, yes, just like her? Come on,

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Speaker 1: take a con God's little is Christians all right? More

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Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Show. If you've been worried

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Speaker 1: lately that it seems like more and more Americans are

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Speaker 1: being truly awful to one another. Steve, you talk about

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Speaker 1: this a lot, Well you're not alone. A new survey

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Speaker 1: finds that ninety three percent of Americans believe we have

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Speaker 1: a civility problem in society and classified buying it as

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Speaker 1: a major problem. So what's causing all this incivility? Well,

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Speaker 1: it seems a lot of Americans blame social media. In fact,

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Speaker 1: sixty three percent of Americans say social media is a

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Speaker 1: major contributor to incivility in America, with most saying social

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Speaker 1: media's impact is more negative than positive. So here's a question.

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Speaker 1: Do you think social media is to blame for the

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Speaker 1: incivility in this country? Why? And part two? Uh, you

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Speaker 1: know we can answer this. Have you been the target

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Speaker 1: of negative social media comments? Steve straight to you just

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Speaker 1: want to get your takes, your show. I'm the whole

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Speaker 1: reason we got to r Yeah, you're a survey says,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, what what? What has happened? Though,

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Speaker 1: it is just my honest assessment of it. You have

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Speaker 1: the right to feel how you want to. Social media

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Speaker 1: could really be a good thing. But what has happened

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Speaker 1: is it has given a platform to so many small

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Speaker 1: minded people. In order to appear big, these very small people,

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Speaker 1: they have to make the loudest obnoxious comments that they can.

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Speaker 1: It's the only way they can stand out because they're nothing.

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Speaker 1: They're nobody's in their life, in their world. They are nobodies.

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Speaker 1: So they create these incredible personas in their own head

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Speaker 1: online and they come in they attack like they like

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Speaker 1: they are an authoritative figure about you and your life

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and it's just misguided energy many

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Speaker 1: and I think that's a big part of it. And

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Speaker 1: hate is so much louder than love, but love is stronger.

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Speaker 1: That's and that's that's the sadness of it. What do

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Speaker 1: you guys think? I think you're right. I agree totally. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think the problem they have is because when they're

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Speaker 1: watching that video, they're not in the room. What video

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Speaker 1: on social media? When you watching us on social media,

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Speaker 1: you're not in the room. Do you think Junior is

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Speaker 1: jealousy hate an abused platform? Yeah, you're sitting in your car,

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Speaker 1: Roll run like that. They're not in the car, so

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Speaker 1: he come eight. What about the comments when folks are

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Speaker 1: doing good stuff like Stephen the mentoring camp giving back

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Speaker 1: all of us on this show give back. All of

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Speaker 1: us have our platforms and you know the work that

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Speaker 1: we do. They don't magnify that. N see exactly. It's

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Speaker 1: like the news. The more sensationalize, right, that's the better.

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Speaker 1: They will put a spotlight on somebody who's robbed the

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Speaker 1: bank and it is getting chased down the highway. They'll

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Speaker 1: put a helicopter over top of them. Because that's what

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Speaker 1: follow this idiot asked person for an hour and a

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Speaker 1: half driving off the freeway, running through backyards and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know, you saved ten people's lives. Yeah. Thanks. If

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Speaker 1: it bleeds, it leads, that's that's what they say. No,

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Speaker 1: that's yeah, if it bleeds, it's lead. It's the first

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Speaker 1: story they're gonna do. If it's negative, they're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it right. Well, that's why sixty three percent of Americans

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Speaker 1: say social media, uh, their impact is more negative than positive.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I mean it's sad to say,

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Speaker 1: you know, no, man, it's sad news and and and

631
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: like Jay say, if it bleeds, it leads. So what

632
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: drives social media sites or these blogs is negativity because

633
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: now you got people comment and they make money on

634
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,479
Speaker 1: clicks and They don't do anything to get to click,

635
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: truth or not. They just want to click because they're

636
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: trying to make money. It's sad, man, it's really really

637
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: had it really is yep, pray far yeah yeah, all right, listen,

638
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: we can keep this conversation going on social media, of course,

639
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey FM. Now up next, it is

640
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: a nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.

641
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, coming up at the top

642
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, right about four minutes after it's

643
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: my Strubberry letter for today's subject variety is the spice

644
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: of life, right yeah, but right now unless you marry

645
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: right now. It is a nephew. He is here with

646
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got now understand? Yeah? Limo,

647
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: thank y'all, man, thank you, thank you. This is this

648
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: is all about mentoring. I like that. See good afternoon.

649
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: How can you I'm trying to get cecil, Yeah, this

650
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: secret cecil one of my boys. Game of your number, man,

651
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,

652
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?

653
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answering.

654
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: I call that about six seven times. They keep rolling

655
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: over to it like to a voice mail, or say okay, okay, brother,

656
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: what's your name? Monday? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I

657
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: got a customer in the back. Let me get them happy,

658
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: can you you got a few moments? Let me get

659
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: the dough form and all hold the phone? All right, okay, cool?

660
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh I thank you. Have a good eating all right? Tom? Yeah?

661
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah? Now you're saying you called the main

662
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: line and you just keep going the voicemail or something

663
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: like can you call the main line? But you know,

664
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: I know I'm calling it the last minute. Do I'm

665
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: trying to get a get a call for the night man? Okay?

666
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: What you need? Listen, we gotta we got the suv.

667
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 1: We gotta us Sudan or two. We got a couple

668
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: of limits, white up black. What you need? If I

669
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: could get a I guess like a black limousine be cruel? Okay,

670
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: we got that. We got that. What time where I'm

671
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know

672
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: for an hour? Because all I need is an out

673
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: Where's it's sixty five hours? A nour But we only

674
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: do three hour minimums. The first three hours sixty five okay, okay, okay,

675
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: see we'll see. See all I need is an hour

676
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: man really like forty five minutes? So do you think

677
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: they will work with me where you can't get them?

678
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: So you're dealing with me? Let me see. I'll tell

679
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: you what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty

680
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: dollars and I'll take k But now I want you

681
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: to know. I'm gonna let them know everything. So I

682
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: got to have either credit card or receive something on

683
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: okay to let them know because I'm not no quicker brother.

684
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with

685
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: a forty five one fifty. I didn't give you one fifty.

686
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: When you pick me up, that's no problem. Then where

687
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: am I picking you up? And at what time? All right?

688
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okay,

689
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: when I need twenty? And where am I taking yourself?

690
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm going downtown on Capital Street, Downtown, the Capital Street,

691
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: all right? And what time am I picking you up?

692
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: You could get me like at eleven forty five to night,

693
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: that would be good. Then forty five Okay, if at

694
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: forty five minutes two an hour, you're gonna need then

695
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: forty five to next two especially twelve forty five, twelve

696
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: thirty four five, okay, good that. Um, let me see

697
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: and downtown Capital. What you didn't give an address? I

698
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: don't even know the address. I'm going to um to

699
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: bank bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask

700
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: you something tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to

701
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: get any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually,

702
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: but a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean you

703
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: you're not going to work because I gotta take you back.

704
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: So you're dropping off to something somebody or something like that. No, No,

705
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: I ain't dropping nothing, No, but I'm picking something up

706
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: to see. What I need you to do is just

707
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna

708
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when

709
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: I come out, man, I need you to out of

710
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: call running and we need to get side of there.

711
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: Why man, you ask me to run you down to

712
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: a bank at midnight and you kicking something up at

713
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: midnight and I got to be ready to go when

714
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: you come out. Me and my boys when we come

715
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: out of there, just when when we get it, when

716
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: we get back in the back of the limo, I

717
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man,

718
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: and let's get out of there. Look here, yo, yo,

719
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: young brother, Well I how old you man? I'm twenty four? Yeah,

720
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: that's what I think. Look here, man, it sounds like

721
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,959
Speaker 1: you in some kind of shitting. I don't do that, brother.

722
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: That's that's man. Yo. You're a driver, dog. Your job

723
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all,

724
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,959
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they're going. We're doing.

725
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: You're supposed to drive. Let me start. What I'm telling

726
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 1: you is, man, once we come out of the bank, drive,

727
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: let me stop it. That's why I'm driving. Didn't working

728
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: somewhere else driving because I was ignorant like you at

729
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: one time. But let me tell you something. But I

730
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: don't know your business and really don't care at this

731
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this hit. Brother.

732
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man. What you need to

733
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: do is get you young into some type of training

734
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,959
Speaker 1: school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna

735
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: go down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out.

736
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.

737
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is pay you this one.

738
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go,

739
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: and you ain't meet back to brothers. You can't get

740
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: right now, not even you advice. You need to listen

741
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: to me. That's what's wrong with you. You're now y'all crazy.

742
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: Get rich right off overnight. Tight or you need to

743
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: slow down because they got something, you feel me, they

744
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: got hold on, Hold hold on, man, hold on what

745
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: you know? You don't know nothing. You don't know, man,

746
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: I need to know what. Brother, How are you gonna

747
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: be preaching to mate? Dog? Because I've been in that, man,

748
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: That's what I'm driving to Limo, because I've been that.

749
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: Young brother. I'm trying to keep you from going that

750
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: because you won't like it. Look at so that I

751
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you at this point. First

752
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: of all, I'm not doing it, so you can cut

753
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and all

754
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: the other young brothers to do this. Thumb you watch

755
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: two many of the movies or something. Brother, you need

756
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: to get your plate because they got a place for you.

757
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something they read mam mofa.

758
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: I ready anything. My mamma told me. They didn't want

759
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: me to know. They cut it out. Do you feel me?

760
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: They looked at me every night where they wanted to

761
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: fed me gubbage that I had to eat or die.

762
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: You ain't ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what.

763
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: I think. He got your land. Your brothers don't know

764
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: what's going on out here. You got it too easy.

765
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: See now you're talking about going down they robbing the bank.

766
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: You ain't no bank robber. You'll sound like no thudal

767
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: real a remo. The way you going, you ain't making

768
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 1: nothing because they will blow your young I way about

769
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: their paper. You don't understand that. And you show you

770
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: ready for no jail because I say one more thing

771
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: to you that yeah, what is it? All I want

772
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew

773
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your

774
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: boy Carddell Don got me the prank phone call you.

775
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't give a who you are. If you around

776
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: with them folks down town, they're gonna blow you. Man.

777
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jam. You

778
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: did you just hear what I just said? Though? What

779
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: you said something about when my partners you know? I no, no, no, no,

780
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

781
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: your boy the other another driver. Cordelle got me the

782
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: prank phone call you if he tim Oh you mean

783
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no,

784
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: this is are you serious? Man? He's Cecil, your boy.

785
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: Cardell got me to prank phone call you. Man. I'm

786
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: gonna get that. I'm gonna get that man. When you

787
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: let my fire man, I don't know that. I mean

788
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: my fight moved like fower. He say, be careful, he say,

789
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: big Cecil, he'd been he been down there, he didn't

790
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: done some time in that been that man, Come down, baby,

791
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: come down man. I got one more question to ask you, man,

792
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the lad I want

793
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: the Nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got

794
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: you baby, me and your boy Corn there got you. Yeah.

795
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna get here, man, meet you brother. I

796
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: owe you want to What do you think? Jay? I

797
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,720
Speaker 1: love it? I love it it is now my favorite

798
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: go right with the one in the closet. Don't come

799
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: out all classic classic, Come on that cloa, you man,

800
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: listen to me. I can't do nothing for you. I'm

801
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: calling long. I can see that dude sitting on the

802
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: edge in this draw trying to help right there with it.

803
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: This is right there with Tell him to shut up.

804
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: See yeah, shut you, damn thank you, nephew. Up next,

805
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letter. Subject variety is the spice

806
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: of life. Right right after this, you're listening to all

807
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: right time now guys for today's Strawberry Letter. And if

808
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

809
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: and more, police submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

810
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we

811
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just

812
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one. Buggle up, hold on tight.

813
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: We gotta for you Strawberry letter. Thanks No. Subject variety

814
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: is the spice of life, right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I

815
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: met a guy that I thought would be the man

816
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: of my dreams when we first met. He's a man

817
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: of God, and he would be a great father and

818
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: husband to the right woman. But that woman is not me.

819
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: I have a very high sex drive and this guy

820
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: can't keep up, so I lust interest in him and

821
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 1: we broke up. He still takes me out and very

822
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: nice dates, and he visits me in my family every

823
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: week and hopes that we might get back together. In

824
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: the meantime. I'm not another guy, and he's willing and

825
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: able to fulfill my sexual needs, but that is about it.

826
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: I would not consider him as boyfriend material. He's more

827
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: of a side piece type of guy. I was honest

828
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: with my main guy and told him about my side piece.

829
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: The main guy says he loves me, but for us

830
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: to continue to date, I have to let the side

831
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: piece go. So here's my big issue. To be honest,

832
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: I actually enjoy having two guys, no one one that

833
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,399
Speaker 1: I can go out on dates with and the other

834
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: one that I can just have wild sex with whenever

835
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: I want. Yes, I want my cake and eat it too.

836
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose my main guy or the

837
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: side piece, so I'm trying to figure out how to

838
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: make it work. Men do it, so why can't I?

839
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: Until I am really ready to settle down. Variety is

840
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: a spice of life, right, So what should I do. Hey,

841
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 1: you're single, right, listen, who am I to judge? Okay,

842
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: do you boo? Uh? No one has ever said that

843
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: men are the only ones who can't be players. Men

844
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: and women. Yes, women do it every single day. The

845
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: difference here is though, that you told you're you know,

846
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: you're a so called main guy about your side piece.

847
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: That usually doesn't happen. Guys usually don't tell, They just lie,

848
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: you know, and asked about cheating and stuff. So, um,

849
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: you know that's a little different for you to just

850
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: be so transparent and open about it. I'm shocked that

851
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: you're your guy is still hanging in there with you,

852
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: quite frankly, knowing all of this. Um, but he did

853
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: give you an ultimatum, you know, choose the other guy

854
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: or him. So, I mean, you do what you want.

855
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: It's your life. You're you're you're single. You know you've

856
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: heard the saying it's a double standard. Women can't do

857
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: what men doing. All that, it's your life. I'm not

858
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: judging you on this one. I'm really not Do what

859
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: you do, whatever you want to do, and see how

860
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 1: it works out for you. If it's going so far,

861
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: so good, then keep doing it. You're probably young. Anyway,

862
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: you didn't get give your age, do you boom? Steve? Yeah,

863
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: well I'm judging because you wrote in here, you must

864
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 1: want to be judged. So this is strawberry letter. We judge,

865
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: We give our opinions on it or whether you like

866
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: it or not. If you didn't want it, you wouldn't

867
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: have wrote in Now. If you're gonna just do you

868
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: do you boot, then what's the damn letter? Fall? Just

869
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 1: gonna do you boo? But that ain't what's going on.

870
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 1: You really got a little situation here. Let me walk

871
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: you through it. Lady. I thought it be you met

872
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: this man. You thought he was a guy, your dreams

873
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: man and god be a great father and husband to

874
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: the right woman. But that woman's not me. Because see,

875
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: you got this high sex drive and he just couldn't

876
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 1: keep up with you. So you broke up. What to

877
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: do because he can't bring it airtime? You wan't? Okay? Well,

878
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: if you're gonna break up, you obviously ain't in love.

879
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: So you know, Mike, we're gonna break up for something. Hell,

880
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: it's either to add them money. So so you broke

881
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: up with him, so damn, But here goes your problem.

882
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: He didn't want to drop it at that, so he

883
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: kept coming back, taking you out on wonderful dates. He

884
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: visited you and your family every week, and hope that

885
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: we can get back together. Now. He got feelings for

886
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: you that you ain't got for him. But in the meantime,

887
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: you didn't met another man willing to fulfill your sexual needs.

888
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: But that's about it. In other words, you didn't met

889
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: somebody that's just braking it, frying that bacon flipping, didn't payingcakes,

890
00:56:53,200 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: bacon your beans, grilling you can't feel Come on now,

891
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: cleaning your chidling. Oh remember you got a man. It

892
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: is shocking your corn. Come on now, Yeah, he ain't

893
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: here doing nothing. He peeling that potato. That's what he's doing.

894
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: That's what he's doing. You know what he Yeah, yeah,

895
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: that's what he's doing. He is a brethl. You just

896
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: put it in. He just get your juice back. He

897
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: ain't no man of guy. He ain't no great father,

898
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: ain't no good hood. But Lord have mercy. Whenever you wanted,

899
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,479
Speaker 1: he got it for you. But it ain't got nothing

900
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,439
Speaker 1: else here, Bobbie que you. But he ain't got money

901
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: for charcoal and light of flue. Come on, now he'll

902
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: peel a potato, but you got to buy the sack.

903
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: Come on, now, I'm I'm just telling it like it is. Now,

904
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm honest with your main guy, and you told him

905
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: about your side piece. Your main guys stupid. This is

906
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: what your main guys said. He loves me, but for

907
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: y'all to continue to date, I have to let the

908
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: side piece go. Then you said, so, here's my big issue.

909
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: I actually enjoy having two guys, one that I can

910
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: go out with on dates and other ones that I

911
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: could just have wild sexual whatever I want. Yes, I

912
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: want my cake and eat it too. Everybody want take

913
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: cake and eat it too. Hell, I want my check

914
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: and don't pay taxes. Amen. I wish they had ice

915
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: water in Hell. And the list goes on and on it.

916
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: Don't nobody give a damn. But you want to have

917
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: your cake and eat it too. This life, you don't

918
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: get to have your cake and too. I'm just gonna

919
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: gonna put the nail in it for you. When we

920
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: come back, we'll have Burton two of Steve's response coming

921
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the Hour of Variety is

922
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 1: the spice of life. Right right after this, you're listening

923
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: all right, Steve Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Variety is

924
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: the spice of life. Right. Simple woman met where she

925
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: thought was a man of her dreams. Turns out she

926
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: like wild sex all the time. He can't keep up.

927
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: She got mad, broke up with him, But the man

928
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: still coming around, trying to put the relationship back together,

929
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: going weekends with her families and everything. But she just

930
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: ain't having it. In the meantime, she hadn't met a

931
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: side piece, a thriller in Manila. She hadn't met somebody

932
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: who is designed like a shock, is designed to hunt

933
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: in the water. He'll killer, but all he can do

934
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: is have six. He can't buy no room to have sex.

935
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: He can't pay the rent on the place to have

936
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: a sex. He can't wine and dine you to make

937
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 1: you feel good before you have sex. All you can

938
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: do is come in there with some sex. So now

939
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: you have a decision to make you stupid. Aston told

940
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: your main guy that you got the side piece. He

941
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: didn't told you he loved you. Still want to date,

942
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: but you gotta let the side piece go then. To

943
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: be honest, I actually like having two guys to go

944
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: out on date with and one that I can just

945
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: have wild sexual or whenever I want to. Then she said, yes,

946
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: I want my caking into everybody to do everybody do. Hell,

947
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: I want the Chilene without having to cleaner. Want No,

948
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: I was just fitting into this to this thing. I'm

949
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: I don't really need chilens no more. But when I

950
01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: did though, yeah, I'm vegan right now. You see how

951
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: long this is. Now here's a problem. I don't want

952
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: to lose my main guy or the side piece, so

953
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how to make it work.

954
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: Here's where she wrong. Men do it? So why I

955
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: can't I until I'm ready to settle down. Variety is

956
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: the spice of life, right, So what should I do? Well,

957
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: here's a deal. Here's your whole problem. If you think

958
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: variety is a spice of life, but you said it

959
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: until you're ready to settle down, Well, you're not ready

960
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: to settle down. That's why you can't see the good

961
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: in the first man, because you're not ready to settle down.

962
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: All this is a waste of me in Sherley's time.

963
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: You're not ready to settle down. You want to have

964
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: multiple partners. Your only problem is when you get ready

965
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: to settle down, the best guy gonna be gone because

966
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: another woman is ready to settled down. And when she

967
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: meet him, he gonna be gonna and his loving gonna

968
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: be just enough, and he gonna get better at his

969
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: love in any way. He gonna learn how to, you know,

970
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: put it together. Really yeah, he can be taught, you know. Hold,

971
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: let me let me just say that. A lot of

972
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: times women, you know, when a man ain't a pleasing

973
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: to you. Oh, let's just talk about it now. Maybe

974
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 1: you ain't. Hello, maybe you ain't all you thank you

975
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: with Well, let's just talk about it. Don't be half

976
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: for men that they've never been like. You know, he

977
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: ain't nothing. Well, maybe you two damn much when she

978
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: said that, that's the problem, you know. Okay, so now

979
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: let's just talk about it. You know what I'm saying.

980
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: He might not be all that, but you might not either. Hello,

981
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:56,439
Speaker 1: maybe you ain't the hot five cracker you thank you all? Yeah,

982
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: thank you Steve for saying that. Man. No, you're welcome,

983
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 1: jay man. Some men have been disappointed. Yes, thank you. Hell, yeah,

984
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: he wasn't what I thought it was gonna be. What

985
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: hell when you took your clothes off. I wasn't all that,

986
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: you know, moved didn't buy this anyway. So now we

987
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: so we so we both standing that offended. What you're

988
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: looking at me like I ain't all that, and I'm

989
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: looking at you like you ain't all that. This is

990
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: not about you. This has nothing to do with you. Now,

991
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: this has to do with this letter. Do we could

992
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: have we could she could have this problem again. See

993
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: so a lot of times when you blaming men for

994
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: not being this. This guy she described in the beginning

995
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: of the letter, was a good man. Now all of

996
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 1: a sudden, he don't have wild sex like I want to.

997
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: Maybe you too, damn wild she is. Everybody don't want

998
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: to get hilled. Wait what it is in the letter?

999
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: It says I have a very high sex drive. That's

1000
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: in the top of the letter. Then seem to do

1001
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: was being whipped. Then she said, to be honest, I

1002
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: can actually enjoy having to guys one I can go

1003
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: out on dates with and the other one that I

1004
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: could just have wild sex with. See, wow, that's not standing.

1005
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: That's why it could be whipping. Every man don't like

1006
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: hot wax. Everybody like yourself I want everybody don't like

1007
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: getting bit on the side, and they stumbled, don't don't

1008
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 1: nipple the side of my stomach. That ain't fun, thank you.

1009
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: I said something I don't like clothes finds and they

1010
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 1: don't go there. Now that's wild. What you gotta see

1011
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: on the side of their stomach is pretty wild. I

1012
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: don't like none of that, you know. I don't want

1013
01:04:54,240 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: no feather on my butt. I don't like I don't

1014
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: fail the old booting. What I don't want a feather?

1015
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh my boots. On that note, we have to go. Okay,

1016
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 1: you can email us or instagram us your thoughts on

1017
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey f M coming up

1018
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: and damn why do you bow? Who cares? You're listening

1019
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 1: to Steven Show? All right, it's time for something funny.

1020
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: Let's go with Junior's Truth Be Told and then I'm

1021
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: gonna give you guys a list of words. Steve, You're

1022
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: in on this as well. Let's start with the letter

1023
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: b okay that you guys are constantly messing up always.

1024
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: You know, people think that if you don't speak with them,

1025
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: then they have to be a problem. Yeah, you know,

1026
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: they think that they really do believe what wrong you? Yeah,

1027
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: what wrong would you? You know? So I get a

1028
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: text message from a family member that read, when family

1029
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: and friends go through life not speaking, there will come

1030
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,439
Speaker 1: a day to regret it. It's called the funeral. Well,

1031
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 1: I want to respond to that family member, real civil

1032
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 1: truth be told. If I go first. What I'm trying

1033
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: to hope to do. If I go first and I

1034
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,320
Speaker 1: don't have I read it to regret it, I really

1035
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: the fact that you sent it over there and you

1036
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: still haven't got a response, what that means. I'm not mad.

1037
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: I just don't speak to you like this. No, I

1038
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: don't have time like like this is This is people

1039
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 1: to understand. If you text somebody and you look at

1040
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: your text law and all other text messages, yea off

1041
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: from you, Dave respond you message back if the last

1042
01:06:54,640 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 1: message you got from me was married Christmas, I just

1043
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: don't talk that. That's not my fault. If you get

1044
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 1: telling people to tell me that you said call you,

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01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: guess what I ain't called. I just won't you understand

1046
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 1: that I'm not mad at you. I just don't have

1047
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: to talk to you. So you could be mad if

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01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: you won't do Yeah, okay, it is called a funeral.

1049
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: But then knowing you and why I'm not talking to you.

1050
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: I won't even be mad when I shouldn't. I can

1051
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: get up there with confidence. A lie like everybody else.

1052
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: He lies a great individual, someone who lived beyond aman,

1053
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: a life changes. I can get up that lot with

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01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: the best thing. That's all I got to say. I

1055
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 1: think you gotta get before you figure out I'm not

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01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: talking talking to if you send a bunch of I'm

1057
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: not talking, I just ain't talking. Sometimes it's good to

1058
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,840
Speaker 1: cut people out. Ever again, you know I ever said

1059
01:07:53,920 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: everybody should not be in your life. I'm doing you're

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01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: listening show, all right, jan Anthony Brown is here with

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01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. What you got It is so simple, It's

1062
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 1: very simple. We have to explain. I know Steve gets upset,

1063
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: but we have new listeners by the hour, by the

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01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 1: hourship we actually yah, it's championship team, championship team. So

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Speaker 1: it's comedy rouletta. Here's how we do. We take five subjects,

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01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: put them on a wheel. Fund the wheel. Look at me,

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01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: Sherley when I said fun fun fund the wheel funding

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01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:34,760
Speaker 1: around and around where it stops. We do the damn thing.

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Speaker 1: All right. Here we go number one. So you're telling

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01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,560
Speaker 1: me you don't know how you got naked pictures on

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01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: your phone? Noion? Number two, the car always comes back

1072
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: on e yea, all right? Number three? What part of

1073
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:57,679
Speaker 1: you on punishment do you not understand? All right? Four?

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01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,680
Speaker 1: I see that tooth missing? You see that too? I

1075
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 1: tell you won't get it. Number five. Nobody buys a

1076
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 1: bus pass just to be buying a bud okay, bunning,

1077
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 1: finn it cat. Let's do the teen. Let's do that phone, baby,

1078
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 1: Let's do that phone. Oh what you like this one?

1079
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,679
Speaker 1: Number one? It's landed on number one? Are you telling

1080
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: me you don't know how you got naked pictures in

1081
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:34,560
Speaker 1: your I have no idea how those pictures got you

1082
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: know what? This ain't my damn phone. Look at that?

1083
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: Look ain't my phone? Matter fact, I don't know how

1084
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 1: to feel what she really was showing me? What was

1085
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 1: the result of her mammocrant To see that, I get

1086
01:09:52,600 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: to say that she looks how to numb? You pushing it? Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you, baby, these are the girls

1088
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 1: that are auditioning for the Vagina monologue. That's all. Listen. Listen, babe,

1089
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: don't be like that. But yeah, she's not naked. Looking

1090
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 1: at she looking soon as you're showing to me, I

1091
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: see she's not naked. Not only is she not naked,

1092
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 1: he was showing me pictures of her bathroom. She just

1093
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 1: happened to be naked when she took the pictures. That's

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01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,440
Speaker 1: all that is. You need some work in the bathroom.

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01:10:47,520 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 1: Definitely didn't happen to me. Nice cabinets exactly. I'm not

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01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: telling I don't know how she sent the picture to

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01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 1: me because she wants me to show you. Ask you

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01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,760
Speaker 1: what you think she told me to do. I'm just

1099
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: doing what she told me. She said, show it to

1100
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: you and see what you think. Now what you think? Baby, baby? Baby?

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01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 1: This is this is listen, all these pictures. Was going

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01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 1: into this new thing and I'm opening up online called

1103
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:34,840
Speaker 1: booty Book Facebook. You can't do the book without you

1104
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: can't do the book without the booty Baby. You're gonna

1105
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,840
Speaker 1: ask me about these neket pictures in this phone. She

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01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 1: sent them to me so I could give him the

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01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:57,400
Speaker 1: lee Hanny for his God help help somebody. He sent

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01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 1: me these neket pictures. She said she got a rash

1109
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: on her. Did I want to see it? I said, yeah,

1110
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: that's name. You a doctor. My name Ki. Okay. She

1111
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,160
Speaker 1: was trying to tell to somebody name Ki stand your stand.

1112
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:27,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how I told her. I thought I

1113
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:44,640
Speaker 1: had the music. She said, look like that. Like that.

1114
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Speaker 1: Thanks guys for this week version of Comedy Roulette. You're

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01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 1: listening show. Okay, Carl, You and I are just sitting

1116
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 1: here talking and I found the survey and the survey says, yeah,

1117
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,200
Speaker 1: it's it's about bucket lists. So you know, when you

1118
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,120
Speaker 1: think of bucket lists, it's things you want to do,

1119
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,599
Speaker 1: you know, go to excited places before you like kick

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Speaker 1: the bucket. Okay, um, yeah, you know people want to

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01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 1: go to exotic places, travel and do all those fabulous things.

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01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: But post pandemic, there's kind of a different thing topping

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Speaker 1: the list that people want to do before they kick

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01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: the bucket. According to a new you Go you Gov poll,

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Speaker 1: the top thing on people's bucket lists is to get

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01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 1: healthier and to lose weight. I love that one. That's

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01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 1: at the top of mind. I love that. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: get healthier for sure and lose some COVID fifteen pounds, right.

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Speaker 1: Other people want to travel to an exotic location, achieve

1130
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 1: a wealth goal like pay off a student loan. Some

1131
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 1: people want to see a natural wonder, own their own homes,

1132
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: change someone's life for the better. I love that one too.

1133
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,680
Speaker 1: What about you, Shirley, But I don't mean to cut

1134
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 1: your list off, but before we run out of time,

1135
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 1: what's on your bucket list? Okay? Um? I just wanted

1136
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 1: to take piano lessons and uh oh wow, I wanted

1137
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:12,519
Speaker 1: to learn ballroom dancing. And then I guess this comes

1138
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: under get healthier and lose weight. I want to see

1139
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 1: that line on the side of my thigh. All right, girl,

1140
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 1: you betta go thigh goals? Yeah, thigh goes, ballroom dancing goals. Yeah?

1141
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 1: What about you? Carla? One? Two or three? Lose weights, travel, wealth, goal,

1142
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,679
Speaker 1: debt free. I love it? All right, thank you girl.

1143
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,640
Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

1144
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're

1145
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, it's your

1146
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: boys time, he's here. Well, you know what The song

1147
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 1: is called happy and my song is called nappy. You

1148
01:14:56,080 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: know how chemicals can hurt, your chemicals can change change,

1149
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:04,640
Speaker 1: what will kill the student? You? Come on now, come on,

1150
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:07,880
Speaker 1: come on, now I'll just let it. Just let it

1151
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 1: be nappy right now. I want to kill what people

1152
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: say if they not offer the pain to pay my

1153
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: hair is not meant to. Let let it be. Let

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01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 1: it be nappy right now. Keep that hard come of

1155
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:26,519
Speaker 1: bone stone, leave the down the stone so I can

1156
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:30,760
Speaker 1: have me Just you've like crease, that's rubber three hair.

1157
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. Now. You won't hurt your fingers

1158
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,559
Speaker 1: when you run through my hair. Take it a by

1159
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:44,719
Speaker 1: if it's n that's what you do. Try to change.

1160
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 1: Have some pride. Let it beat it beat on the way.

1161
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:59,679
Speaker 1: You should know your said Jesus, Jus Jus looks so nice.

1162
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:02,880
Speaker 1: You just want to be nap. If you wanna have

1163
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:06,599
Speaker 1: been happy, let it be napping. Let it be nappy

1164
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: right now. Don't you want to be now and all

1165
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 1: that it's Christian and all that it's good. Let it

1166
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: be nap right now? Come out. I just want to

1167
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:18,560
Speaker 1: be now an I'm not gonna keep on getting a

1168
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:22,280
Speaker 1: cock and weaves with lace and the front no weaves

1169
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: a lacing, the freaking broken happy happy to be happy

1170
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 1: to be napping. Just you, let's a grease Roberts. We

1171
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 1: have come it won't bring you un through through your half.

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01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:46,200
Speaker 1: If it's now, come on, don't be free, princess all

1173
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 1: the chosen your head down. What you're gonna do that?

1174
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:52,479
Speaker 1: Bring it down? Right now? Come out do what I say.

1175
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: You shouldn't know. You shouldn't know what I'm talking about.

1176
01:16:55,760 --> 01:17:06,840
Speaker 1: Say take again, bring it down, break it down. The

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01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:17,439
Speaker 1: dug out letting is I just want that food? Say

1178
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:29,320
Speaker 1: take that hot ass weird? Yes, yeah, just like her?

1179
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:38,439
Speaker 1: Come on, take a comb. That is Christian? What is

1180
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:45,360
Speaker 1: God's Little is Christian? All right? Coming up closing remarks

1181
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

1182
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this Thursday. Um,

1183
01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:58,719
Speaker 1: take us home with some closing remarks. You know, somebody

1184
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:02,840
Speaker 1: sent me something a while back. You know, I keep

1185
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:08,120
Speaker 1: stuff that people send me because a lot of people

1186
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 1: send me things when I know I'm going through something.

1187
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 1: A lot of people send me stuff when Just to say, Steve,

1188
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 1: if you're out there talking, man, here's a thought for you.

1189
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:25,640
Speaker 1: And one of the things that I've learned in my

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01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,120
Speaker 1: life is that all of us are going to be tested.

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01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 1: We're going to be tested and tried throughout our life.

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01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: It's these tests that are presented to us that has

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01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: allows us an opportunity to grow. Every test that comes

1194
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,680
Speaker 1: your way is an opportunity for you to gain some

1195
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 1: valuable knowledge from it, and so throughout life you will

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01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: always be tested. Everything that happens to you is not

1197
01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 1: just because the devil is busy. Something's happen to you

1198
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 1: because God has to present certain things for you in

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01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: order for you to learn how to deal with it,

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01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:12,400
Speaker 1: which better prepares you for what you ask for later

1201
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:15,560
Speaker 1: in life, or to prepare you for what God is

1202
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,599
Speaker 1: going to present to you later in life. So when

1203
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 1: you're going through hardships, you gotta understand that these hardships

1204
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:25,800
Speaker 1: are preparing you for the future. And like I've been

1205
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 1: saying a lot over the past few weeks, if you

1206
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 1: think about all your hardships and your tough days and

1207
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:37,840
Speaker 1: your rough days, your actual record for surviving bad days

1208
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,599
Speaker 1: all the way up until this point, y'all, is one.

1209
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:46,120
Speaker 1: And that's a pretty good track record. Now, in this

1210
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 1: test that God is going to present to you, somebody

1211
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,160
Speaker 1: sent this to me on a plaque, and it's said

1212
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,639
Speaker 1: that life has many ways of testing a person's will.

1213
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,960
Speaker 1: I want you to hear me clearly. It says life

1214
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: has many ways of testing a person's will, either though

1215
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 1: by having nothing happened at all, or by having everything

1216
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:19,280
Speaker 1: happened all at once. Do you know how true of

1217
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: a statement that is? You get tested by first of all,

1218
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:29,920
Speaker 1: a person's will get tested by either having nothing happened

1219
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 1: at all. You know how hard it is man when

1220
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,640
Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing going on? Do you know how

1221
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 1: hard it is man when you can't get nothing popping?

1222
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,600
Speaker 1: You know how difficult life can be man when you

1223
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: just can't seem to get it right? Do you know

1224
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,200
Speaker 1: the difficulties you face? Man who ain't nothing clicking on

1225
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 1: none of the cylinders, Man, ain't nothing happening at at all.

1226
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 1: That's a test, man, that's a real hard test. Man.

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01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 1: That's when you're sitting up that man, going Lord, Heavenly Father.

1228
01:20:56,360 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 1: And now it's preparing you and conditioning you to get

1229
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:03,400
Speaker 1: closer to God, because I'm telling you, man, you can't

1230
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: make it in this world without God. Now you can

1231
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,720
Speaker 1: keep on trying this way if you want to, But

1232
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,720
Speaker 1: I got news for you. You can lock in on

1233
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 1: this room. This is a fact. You can't make it

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01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 1: through this life without no, God, you can't do it.

1235
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,400
Speaker 1: You cannot do it. It's too difficult. And one of

1236
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:21,559
Speaker 1: the tests to get you to draw closer to him

1237
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 1: is sometimes a person's wheel is tested by having nothing

1238
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 1: happened at all. But here's the other way you get tested.

1239
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 1: How about this one? All by having everything happened all

1240
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 1: that wants How many times that didn't happen? Man, when

1241
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:45,120
Speaker 1: it just felt like man, it's raining cats and dogs

1242
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: on you. It's almost like, man, you can't catch a breaking.

1243
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,599
Speaker 1: Ten minute ago, you couldn't catch a break to get

1244
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: something happened, and now all of a suddenly look like

1245
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:58,640
Speaker 1: you can't stop this thing from happening. It's just snowballing

1246
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:02,679
Speaker 1: on you. Man, that's a test. You know what. God

1247
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,800
Speaker 1: has wanted you to get close to him too, so

1248
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,560
Speaker 1: he can take some of that weight up off me,

1249
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Speaker 1: so you can take your troubles to him and tied

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Speaker 1: to him, so he can prove to you that you

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Speaker 1: ain't in this thing by yourself. See, you ain't in

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Speaker 1: life by yourself. When it ain't you ain't got nothing happening,

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Speaker 1: and you ain't got and you ain't by yourself in

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Speaker 1: life when you got everything happened you need God, Man,

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Speaker 1: I kid you not. And you know how I know

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about because you're looking at a man

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Speaker 1: who tried it without it, And I knew better. My

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Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher. I knew better than

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Speaker 1: to turn away and try it in my way. But

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Speaker 1: I did it for years, and I made you know

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Speaker 1: what I want. I made a mess out of myself.

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Speaker 1: I was turning myself into a big old glob or nothing.

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Speaker 1: But he got my undivided attention one day when I

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Speaker 1: was at a real low point. But one of them days,

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Speaker 1: why I throughn't gonna rise no more. On one of

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Speaker 1: them days, who I thought, Man, i'dn't had enough of this.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never thought about killing myself. I ain't never

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Speaker 1: thought about checking out. The thought has never crossed my mind.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just talking about I just had some days, man,

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Speaker 1: we'll just feel like, Man, this it like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't do no more this. Hire When I was living

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Speaker 1: in that car, I had some days man when I

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Speaker 1: just said, Man, I can't do this no more. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go home. Man, I'm gonna go home my mom

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Speaker 1: and daddy. Man, just see if I can stay there

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Speaker 1: until I find a job. I almost did that because

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Speaker 1: you know what, what nothing happened at all. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: get nothing clicking. And right about then, man, I just

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Speaker 1: say a Scottison, man, can you just show me a

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Speaker 1: sign that it's gonna be our Next thing I knew

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Speaker 1: I called as some machine in my mama's house and

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Speaker 1: it was a message and it was a guy named

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Speaker 1: Chuck Chuck Sutton that showed time with their part. Next thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, man, next thing? You know? That weekend I

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Speaker 1: was on TV for the very first time, and do

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Speaker 1: you know something that I've been on TV every since that.

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Speaker 1: But it was real dog for me for a minute.

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Speaker 1: But he always comes. Life got a lot of ways

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Speaker 1: of testing the people's will, either a boy having nothing

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Speaker 1: happened at all or about having everything happening all at once.

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Speaker 1: But either way, as a test you can pass. You've

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Speaker 1: done all the rest of them, Ain't you got through it? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Keep your faith, put some God in your life.

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Speaker 1: You need it, so drop it on the floor, y'all

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Hey y'all tell you mommy them

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Speaker 1: I said, what's happening? Or Steve every contest no purchase necessary,

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