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Speaker 2: It was like that Men in Black and Rush Hour

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Speaker 4: That It was like that nine eleven.

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Speaker 3: Nine eleven, the movie.

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Speaker 2: Right over me, the nine eleven movie starring Dog Shoot

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Speaker 5: Kala bears are racists.

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Speaker 6: Money was turning stuff I can't tell me, tingle ling

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Speaker 6: a ling school, bell, I ring knife on fork, I

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Speaker 2: This is my mama told me.

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Speaker 7: The podcast where we dived deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 7: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that Lil Kim was

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Speaker 2: in fact the original inspiration for the Black Little Mermaid movie.

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Speaker 2: When she came to the MTV Awards in that purple

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Speaker 2: outfit with her one titty out we all remembered it, Hey,

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Speaker 2: that woman her money.

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Speaker 3: Disney, Goddamn, that's that You're onto something.

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Speaker 2: Now, come on, it's the same outfit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they weren't putting They wasn't putting pasties on titties

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Speaker 3: before Low Kim decided to do it.

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Speaker 2: That was the titty herd around the world.

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Speaker 3: And what sound did it make?

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Speaker 3: What's out.

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Speaker 2: When Diana Ross shook it? You all remember, you all

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Speaker 3: We all remember Diana Raj shaking that titty.

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Speaker 2: That was a big day for me. I'm David BORDI.

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Speaker 3: I'm Likeston Carman, and I am I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not as good as I wanted it

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Speaker 3: Buddy, I don't like that you're even regretting a second

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Speaker 3: of it. It was phenomenal. I couldn't be prouder of you.

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Speaker 3: I think to even show doubt in this moment is

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah, man, that was good.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today, our guess today. He might have different

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Speaker 3: opinions on what a titty is meant to sound like.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure we've never talked about this, but we

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Speaker 3: we've spent quite a bit of time together. He's a

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Speaker 3: hilarious comedian and he's so fucking funny. You know him

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Speaker 3: as a writer for for Conan. You know him from

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Speaker 3: him so much. Give it up for Skyler Higley.

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Speaker 4: All right, hey, look, I think a titty can make

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Speaker 4: that's a titty sound. Also, to me, the titty heard

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Speaker 4: That was like the titty I saw with my parents

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Speaker 3: Actually, whoa, whoa, whoa, Okay, damn, that was a big titty.

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Speaker 4: Janet email me if you're listening, hit me up.

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Speaker 3: I'm on Twitter.

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Speaker 2: Yo. What if Janet emailed you a nude from like

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Speaker 3: Whoa Janet Jackson at yahoo dot com, like a black

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Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, right, what do they do? They colonize,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no like cause okay, this this is gonna

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Speaker 2: They haven't found like an unknown white tribe roaming the tundra, right,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always gotta be on that like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I just feel like, like bro, Like Carl Sagan even

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Speaker 4: Carl Sagan said it out loud. He was talking about

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Speaker 4: the elements and stars make up the human body. No,

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Speaker 4: I think he was saying, actually, us white people aren't

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Speaker 2: But and I think that's such a tough question because,

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Speaker 4: And you know what speaking about goofy shit, like all

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Speaker 4: You know, those windmills were like based on their like

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Speaker 2: They're being called home, and that's why they're trying to

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Speaker 4: I think there was a plan in place and then

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Speaker 4: I don't know about being called home though. I think

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Speaker 4: a space virus.

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Speaker 3: Whoa exactly?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 3: I think I think there are a tough measure of anything,

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Speaker 4: And like fair skinned people like bruises and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: Right, Their teeth don't grow right, you know, like whoa

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Speaker 7: You gotta be clear when you start that sentence, because

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Speaker 3: I'm making a really I mean, this conspiracy I think

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Speaker 2: We thank you.

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Speaker 9: Because here's my question because okay, here's what I don't

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Speaker 2: Then what we fucked up a woman that the bureaucracy

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Speaker 4: Like oh yeah, like we are like this because we're

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Speaker 3: We're actually like the supreme.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like we all do it

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Speaker 3: Ain't no reason y'all should believe you're winning.

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Speaker 11: And yeah, everywhere I turn on the internet, there's some

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Speaker 3: Another beautiful day, being five four.

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Speaker 3: I love my little step ladder that I got to

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Speaker 3: Oh I am so close to the ground. Look at

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Speaker 2: I liked it when we were talking about five five guys.

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Speaker 2: Now you're kind of getting into my water. You know what,

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Speaker 8: My mama told me, oh my gosh, the cat, get

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely not cat, and white people you also got

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Speaker 1: Out of this play.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, Skyler, I do think it's worth mentioning that

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Speaker 3: It's right there.

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Speaker 4: like there, you know, metaphorical ship. And now I'm coming

441
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 4: back talking crazy, but.

442
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 3: It's part of it. So to answer your question directly,

443
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: you know, relatively relatively.

444
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 4: Amicaville then I wasn't, you know, But I just think

445
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 4: in retrospect because I grew up in Salt Lake City,

446
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 4: Utah and all this stuff, when I think about what

447
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 4: the experience is, what was there in uh, you know,

448
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 4: if you're ever in like an all white place versus

449
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 4: going outside of that you would think that like based

450
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 4: on like what even the culture was relative to everywhere else,

451
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 4: I could be like, oh yeah, like I could see

452
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 4: how those people are actually aliens and like people who

453
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 4: are pretending to be people, you know.

454
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 3: And it does feel to that point like Salt Lake

455
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 3: City is them attempting to recreate a planet that doesn't

456
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 3: quite exist on this earth, you know what I mean,

457
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 3: where they're like, no, we're going to make a world

458
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 3: that's real specific to shit we like, and no one

459
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 3: else is going to ever want to be a part

460
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 3: of it.

461
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

462
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: That was also it's bad, bad at it, right, You

463
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: pick the dumbest place to make a big, giant town,

464
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: big old great salt flats.

465
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: Idiots.

466
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: None of those things are good about the world salt flat.

467
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's not ideal, but but that is what

468
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 3: they chose.

469
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: And they said that's fast.

470
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 4: They showed up there and and the you know, the

471
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 4: prophet guy the Mormon Church was like, this is the place,

472
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: this is where God set aside for us middle of

473
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,479
Speaker 4: the desert. God said this aside, this is what it's

474
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 4: gotta be. No, come on, no, in case God's kind

475
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 4: of a deadbeat day, very much.

476
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: It was like, hey, y'all, I just checked my bank

477
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 3: account and it looks like we're staying here. I think

478
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 3: this is actually the best place turns out according to

479
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: the amount of money I have left.

480
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: Also, I'm realizing, like bring it up now, like Mormonism

481
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 4: involves like alien shit, Like that's like part of that's

482
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 4: like part of it where like you know, after you die,

483
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 4: if you were like a real good person and go

484
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 4: to like the top heaven, there's three heavens. You know,

485
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 4: they're ranked. Thank god you got junior varsity and the

486
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 4: varsity and all this shit, but.

487
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: The bottom heaven, the worst one.

488
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: Is it tiered, Like yeah, it's tiered like that.

489
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, this one's kind of good, this one's

490
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 4: you know, but then if you go to the top

491
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 4: one and you keep advancing, you get to have your

492
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 4: own planet, get to be a god of your own

493
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 4: plan in it, because our.

494
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 3: God is like somebody who's gone through that process. So

495
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 3: it's like the same way.

496
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 4: It's like a germination of like disrepoling. The whole cosmology

497
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 4: is based on, like, yeah, this thing like going out

498
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 4: through the universe, which is also just you know, same

499
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 4: alien ship.

500
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's fucking intense, because I think most Judo Christian,

501
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 3: Judeo Christian fucking Judos, you were right, don't doubt most

502
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 3: Karate Christians don't. They don't fuck around with space at

503
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 3: least in the pitch right, Like they're sort of like, nah,

504
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 3: God is above us. Space don't really matter. He just

505
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 3: is always above wherever. However you see that. But for

506
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 3: y'all to be like, nah, there are planets out there.

507
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 3: You get to keep one if you if you're good enough,

508
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 3: and they even say that's spooky ship.

509
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 4: There was even a point where they like named, oh

510
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember the name of the planet, but

511
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 4: they're like they'll be like, God is out there in

512
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 4: space on a specific planet.

513
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: I think it's called colob is the planet. Like I

514
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 3: was gonna guess white Jupiter, White Jupiter, Caucasian Venus whatever. Yeah,

515
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 3: it's like.

516
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: Honkey Mars.

517
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 3: One day, Honky Mars can be yours, eat your vegetables

518
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 3: if you want your taste of honkey Mars, don't curse,

519
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 3: or you can go to You can't go to Honkey Mars.

520
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 3: You're gonna go to You're gonna go to light skinned

521
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: Pluto and that.

522
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: Coon Venus.

523
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 4: Don't go to Asian Saturn. That's scary, hey man, that's

524
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 4: the we're saying. We're doing the character.

525
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 3: We're in character. We're in character. I'm not saying. I'm

526
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 3: not saying I would love to go to Skylar. I

527
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: have a few pieces of research that I'd love to

528
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: run your way and get your thoughts on. Although this

529
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 3: this Mormon sort of like uh, I guess uh space

530
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 3: ship is something that I had not considered in some

531
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: of the reading that I did, but one of the

532
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 3: first things that that I sort of found, and this

533
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 3: is something I think we've talked about on the podcast.

534
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 3: But even the reference to Caucasians is a false reference

535
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 3: that like Caucasians do not in fact, that what we

536
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: call Caucasians white people do not in fact come from

537
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 3: the Caucus Mountains, that that the name originates from the

538
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 3: Caucaus Mountains, as if I'm understanding correctly, are prize of Georgia,

539
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 3: Armenia and Azerbaijan, and the Caspian Sea and the Black

540
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: Sea are also a part of this region, and the

541
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 3: white people did not actually originate there. In fact, they

542
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 3: supposedly the human race didn't actually move over there until

543
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 3: about fifty thousand years ago, right. But part of the

544
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 3: reason that we refer to white people as Caucasians is

545
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 3: because of this old ass German scientist Johann Friedrich Blumenbach, who, yeah, buddy,

546
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 3: wait till you hear what he's got to say about things,

547
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 3: who in seventeen ninety five decided the human species needed

548
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 3: to be separated into five races. Caucasian which was the

549
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 3: white race, Mongolian, the yellow race, Malayan which was the

550
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 3: brown race, Ethiopian the black race, and American the red race.

551
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 3: So the motherfucker was woke at least to know that native.

552
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 5: Sounds.

553
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 3: So he was like, and did he have it? Is

554
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 3: it like I'm imagining whatever? Like chart he has is

555
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: like a pyramid and like your white race is on

556
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 3: the top.

557
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 7: And he's like, he absolutely, white people are wearing sweets

558
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 7: and oils.

559
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 3: He said he considered the Caucasus Mountains the origin of

560
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 3: Caucasian people because they were the He thought of them

561
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 3: as the first race on Earth, which he chose the

562
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: Caucasus Mountains because it was consistent with I guess old

563
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 3: science that suggested that was the place of human origin.

564
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 3: And the Bible describes Noah landing his arc at a

565
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 3: place called Mount Ariot. I don't know how to say this,

566
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 3: Arara rat there you go, which was thought by Europeans

567
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 3: the blooming blocks time to be on the modern Turkish

568
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 3: Armenian border. So he just basically was like, Yo, if

569
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 3: that's where we're saying the original people are from, then

570
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 3: that's where white people are from, and therefore we are

571
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 3: these people. And then public discourse made it so you

572
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 3: know what I mean, we be they became Caucasians because

573
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 3: they spread that round.

574
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: You see how they just be failing upwards exactly. That's

575
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 2: on government forms. Yeah, that's it's it's.

576
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 3: The most technical way that we refer to them, and

577
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 3: it's not even truly.

578
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 4: Incorrect, because the Johann Friedrich whatever his name is, is

579
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 4: a fucking alien op Like, I feel like he's one

580
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 4: of the ones that like knew and remember and he's like, yeah,

581
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 4: I gotta put this stuff for I gotta like separate

582
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 4: it all out, and then we're gonna we're gonna tell

583
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: him we're from the mountains because we're not supposed to

584
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 4: be here at all. And then if somebody's like, where

585
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 4: are you from, Like, is the fucking caucas mountains like done.

586
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's see, that's some bullshit. Here's something that's

587
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 3: even more fascinating recent studies. And we talked about this

588
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 3: actually on the Zach Fox episode where we talk about

589
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 3: the legend of Yakoob and Yakub, if you're unfamiliar, is

590
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 3: believed to be an ancient scientist who created white people

591
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 3: on a basically an island and forced them to germinate

592
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 3: until we got to the white race. He was an evil,

593
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 3: big headed black scientist that made white people. That said,

594
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 3: we talked about this previously, but Europe looked almost nothing

595
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 3: like the Eurocentric features we now associate with white people

596
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 3: Europeans today, and that whiteness, in fact, is only believed

597
00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: to be about eight thousand years old. Wow, And so

598
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 3: they claimed to be like them.

599
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 7: I actually am one point Fourian Africans.

600
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 3: Okay, you were in the middle of a thought, but

601
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 3: don't let that throw you off. No, but I was

602
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 3: still thinking like that.

603
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 4: So they're only that's eight thousand years old, and yet

604
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 4: they claim like where where does the claim like the

605
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 4: same way that science just assumedly was like the Earth

606
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 4: is the center of the universe, like the Earth centric model,

607
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 4: and then it's like, oh okay, like heliocentric happened after that,

608
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 4: like what people did the same thing of Like the

609
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 4: dude from the Cocazoid Mountains was like, oh, we're first,

610
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 4: but like.

611
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: Like there was no what was the evidence for being first?

612
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 3: Was it just gut feelings like just just peer want

613
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 3: and will dog it seems like just being like nah,

614
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 3: this if this is I think it was bad science

615
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 3: previously right where they're like we the human species seems

616
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 3: to have originated in this area. And then he ran

617
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 3: with that shit and was like, well if humans are

618
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 3: are from here, then that's where we're from. End of conversation.

619
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 3: And frankly, human migration happened fifty thousand years forty two

620
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 3: thousand years before white people even existed into that area.

621
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, so then what happened?

622
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 3: That's the question, that's the big question.

623
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: How did we get these modern day whites? Yeah?

624
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 4: Like literally where what was the thing? Where did that

625
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 4: come from? Like there's not And also what did the

626
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 4: old school whites look like they were? Yeah, because I've

627
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 4: seen a few white guys who look like they're from

628
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 4: a different time mm hmm. Greg Olster tag.

629
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 3: Okay, I can see that. Yeah, yeah, George Mirason, that

630
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 3: motherfucker a from.

631
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: Come on, that's from Wow, that's as magic.

632
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah bigs NBA player looks. Come on, man, what's his name?

633
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: He's a nugget?

634
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 3: Now, David. David's from uh from Denver? So right, I

635
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: got it back off? Okay, carefully when you're not from

636
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 3: Sweet Boys.

637
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 2: It's fine. But you know they are the NBA Championships,

638
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: you know, act accordingly. Yeah, Tommy wizzouh Yeah, that comes

639
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: from space for.

640
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 3: Sure, for sure.

641
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

642
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: I think there's there are a few people where you

643
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 3: look at them and you go like, huh, that ain't

644
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 3: exactly what we calculated it to be. And if you

645
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 3: even think about, like the regional breakdowns of some some

646
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 3: things that we qualify as white but are in fact

647
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 3: something else, Like Russia and China border each other at

648
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: a certain part of you know, their their countries and

649
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: ship and if you look at the people who live

650
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 3: in those like regions near Russia and China, they don't

651
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 3: look like Chinese people or Russian people. Yeah, fucking me,

652
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 3: La kunis is Ukrainian. And that ain't that ain't it?

653
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like that ain't what we

654
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 3: thought that was most like there's a there's a bunch

655
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: of weird sort of like I think if you if

656
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: you look at the way they look, they can stand

657
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 3: as evidence of what white people probably have bred out

658
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 3: of their own genetic history at a andy our most

659
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 3: optimistic and if we're moving in the place of your conspiracy, Skyler,

660
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 3: then maybe this is what was originally there and these

661
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 3: white people are just aliens sort of usurping that space, right.

662
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 3: And I'm not saying either, I just have questions. I

663
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 3: just I just question. I don't I think that I just.

664
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: Want to see the birth certificate.

665
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to see why can't look why

666
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 4: can't we you know? Like yeah, And I feel like

667
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 4: if you even want to go on like some Bible ship,

668
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 4: like on some biblical you know whatever, like human histories

669
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 4: or whatever, like, I don't know. I believe that this

670
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 4: thought just came to mind. I believe that Eve was

671
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 4: a white woman.

672
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 3: She fucks some things up. I would believe that I

673
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 3: think we I.

674
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: Don't think there was any arguing that. I think we

675
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: were all the same guys.

676
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 3: I think this is moving against the argu No, no, no,

677
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: you're right, Look, you're right. Sometimes the thought just comes

678
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 3: to MINDY don't support the argument.

679
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: But sometimes we're just saying we think we're well, yeah.

680
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, But I think the point is if

681
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 4: we don't actually I think what the most interesting part

682
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 4: of it is, in the rhetorical argumentative sense, we don't

683
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 4: actually have a clear view of where they came from.

684
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 4: And yet there's been so much colonization out of that.

685
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 4: Why of that specific genetic coil, whether or not they're

686
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 4: from here or not, maybe not, probably not, but whether

687
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 4: or not they're from here, why out of that then

688
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 4: came so much you know, what is the the white impulse?

689
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 4: I'll say, for like global colonization and oppression of so

690
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 4: many different kinds of people, especially given that like we're

691
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 4: not completely like aware of where they're from in the

692
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 4: first place, suspicious right To add to that, I will

693
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 4: say that even like sort of the idyllic white person

694
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 4: that we now understand, right, the blonde hair blue eyes

695
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: that Hitler was so horny for.

696
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 3: That shit based off of research suggests that that blue

697
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 3: eyes specifically are only about six thousand years old and

698
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 3: are labeled specifically as a genetic mutation. It is not

699
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: sort of the standard. It is a thing that mutated

700
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 3: out of the standard. Basically the eyes the pupil's inability

701
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 3: to create melanin caused someone's eyes to turn blue, and

702
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 3: that it's believed to be a European person, but we

703
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 3: don't know what kind of European it was, or specifically

704
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 3: if it was a European that we now understand, But

705
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 3: that then became a genetic mutation that carried forward and

706
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: now a bunch of people haven't h Yeah, bro, that

707
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 3: it's it's suspicious because you take that and go, oh,

708
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 3: the mutation and the newest stuff and the you know,

709
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 3: all of the most like uncommon traits, is then like

710
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: the ideal No, no, bro.

711
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems that sus in and of itself.

712
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 4: That the EU, the most marketed beauty standard across the world,

713
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 4: is like the Eurocentric beauty standard, which is like the

714
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 4: most sort of niche and least able to be replicated

715
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 4: by most of the people in the world. Is like

716
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 4: that seems like some somewhere else over compensating type shit

717
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 4: that to oppress the people that belong on this planet

718
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 4: so that we can take it over and you know,

719
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 4: drain their blood for our spaceships or whatever.

720
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: They're trying to do.

721
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: Oh, and I do. I will say to that point

722
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 3: that that does feel like even if you remove the

723
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: alien from this conversation, right, which I am not. I'm

724
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 3: merely suggesting that you could remove it and still point

725
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 3: to the fact that there is something unhealthy inhuman frankly,

726
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: in the way that white people approached their own beauty standards,

727
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 3: their own sort of like selling of the white self,

728
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 3: right that, like, you have this niche thing, and instead

729
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 3: of recognizing that you are sort of a person needing

730
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 3: to be a part of a larger community, you go,

731
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: we will create a system where only our thing is

732
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: acceptable and everything else is sort of left at the wayside,

733
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 3: despite us being the fucking minority across the board.

734
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 4: And to add to that what we have going on

735
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 4: with beauty standards now and more recently, and this has

736
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 4: been a thing to this point, but like the different

737
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 4: appropriations of both culture esthetic different kinds of bodies, like

738
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 4: just trying to get like fatter asses, which is like

739
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 4: kind of from like other different cultures or different like

740
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 4: facial features for like this amalgamation of like the Instagram

741
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 4: face too, which is like predicated also like mostly by

742
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 4: white people picking and choosing things from like other cultures,

743
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 4: like what is that aside from body snatching? Alien stuff?

744
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 4: Alien stuff?

745
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 3: Fuck?

746
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 4: Damn, fuck, I'm convincing myself right now. I honestly don't

747
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 4: believe it that much. But now, God damn, I don't know.

748
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: Now now we're all now we all got up back. Wow.

749
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

750
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 3: No, that that body snatch and that hit that really Uh.

751
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 3: I thought we were just doing a muse boosh, but

752
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: that was uh, that was a goddamn meal. You just

753
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 3: sat in front of us.

754
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

755
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 2: I like it.

756
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: I like it a lot.

757
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 3: The last thing I'll say as far as the research

758
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 3: is concerned, is that one of the things that made

759
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 3: me think about is how much of our planet remains unexplored.

760
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 3: Right specifically if we think about the oceans and how

761
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 3: little we know of what came out of the oceans.

762
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 3: And very recently I came across the conspiracy theory. Uh,

763
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 3: and keep take this with a grain of salt, but

764
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 3: there's a person on TikTok arguing that potentially space that

765
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 3: we understand it, or sort of, the aliens that we're

766
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: worried about are in fact maybe coming out of the

767
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: oceans rather than coming out of the sky that like,

768
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 3: as we are sitting here worried about like these intergalactic

769
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 3: creatures whatever, there very well could be a bunch of

770
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 3: creatures crawling out from the bottom of the earth. And

771
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 3: there is an argument to be made that maybe what

772
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 3: we're talking about is not necessarily alien in the space

773
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 3: sense for white people, but maybe alien in the under

774
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: the earth and or water sense. And that's that's where

775
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 3: the debate can live.

776
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 4: Oh so there came out of this sea like later

777
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 4: because we all involved.

778
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: From like hence the milky white skin. You don't need

779
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: it done.

780
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 3: Because you're not.

781
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

782
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 3: Come, I feel like they had those little it's like

783
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 3: a dude from Wisconsin.

784
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 4: They had those little like light things that came off

785
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 4: their foreheads like those little fish to and then as

786
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,479
Speaker 4: soon as that shit fell off and they evolved out.

787
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: Of that, get on land drop.

788
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

789
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I'm just a reporter.

790
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

791
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 12: No, you're taking sides, but but it doesn't feel crazy

792
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 12: that they that they may have crawled out from from

793
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 12: under the deep.

794
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they like it colder. I'm pretty sure it's pretty

795
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 3: cold down there. They like pretty sure. They say it's

796
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 3: pretty chilly underwater.

797
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: Flavors they like bland flavors.

798
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 2: It's bland down there. It's not spicy down there.

799
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 3: And if if we really want to take this a

800
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 3: step further, it could also be the reason why they're

801
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: not that afraid of the sea levels rising as they

802
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 3: should be. Right the planet's coming back on the sea

803
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 3: levels are rising, They're like, that's cool.

804
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 4: And that's some anti black too, because they're trying to

805
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 4: drown us because they think we can't swim.

806
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

807
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, don't stop.

808
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just facts. I think I really think that

809
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 4: it's just I really think that it is just facts.

810
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 4: I'm not even I think that it could be from space,

811
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 4: from the sea. I'm honestly pretty convinced by the sea

812
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 4: one too. But that's what they're trying to do. Man,

813
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 4: Why why destroy the earth so much if you're really

814
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 4: from here?

815
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: Damn.

816
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 3: It's when you break it down that simply white people

817
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 3: who listen to the show, If you have a counter argument,

818
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 3: we welcome it. We really would love to hear whatever

819
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 3: whatever you have to say. But keep in mind, Skylet

820
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 3: puts some ship down that you're going to have a

821
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 3: lot of trouble refuting at this point.

822
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: Also know the tone that I'm going to read in

823
00:47:53,680 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 2: your emails going to be very condescending, regardless of how.

824
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: I read it.

825
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 3: Universally, my mine known as said that we.

826
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 4: That sounds like an alien already, that sounds like an

827
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 4: alien's voice.

828
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: It does sounds like the Martian from Looting.

829
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 3: To Well, Skylar, I think we did it.

830
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: I think this something got done.

831
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 3: Something got done, and certainly you you did it. Could

832
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 3: you tell the people where they could find you and

833
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 3: what cool shit you have going on? I am on on.

834
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 4: Twitter at Skyler Hickley on Instagram at Skyler Hickley. Again,

835
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 4: just type in my name s k y l e

836
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 4: r h I g l e Y. You'll find me

837
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 4: what I got going on. I'm doing shows about to

838
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 4: be in Austin on the twenty second of September. If

839
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 4: you would like to come out to Caps City Comedy

840
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 4: Club about to be an Austin, and you know that's it.

841
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 4: Look at my tiktoks and my instagrams and my twitters.

842
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, Bory, you want to tell people where they

843
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 3: can find you? Ah?

844
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, bring David to play dot com. I

845
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 2: am currently in the middle in the midst of my

846
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 2: aluminum foil tour. I'm going all over the place. I

847
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: think that we have the Denver shows coming up, and

848
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 2: then after that, after this comes out Minneapolis, Columbus, Cincinnati,

849
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 2: fucking Morgantown, West Virginia. I got some stuff, go to

850
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 2: bring David to play dot com, New York City. I

851
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 2: got some good stuff on there, Bring David to play

852
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: dot com. Come out buy some of the merch. People

853
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 2: have been buying it. They've been loving it, all that

854
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 2: good stuff at my mama told me pod subscribe on YouTube,

855
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 2: but maybe slow slow it down a little.

856
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 3: Boris a little worried that we're gonna hit our subscriber

857
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 3: numbers and suddenly have a bigger problem on our hands

858
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 3: than we planned for. But I'm not. I welcome you subscriptions.

859
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 3: We look forward to hearing more from you. As always.

860
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 3: You can follow me at Langston Herman. I would love

861
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 3: to hear from you there, and I have some dates

862
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 3: coming up. Oh, if you want to see me live

863
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 3: the October thirteenth and fourteenth, you can come to the

864
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: House of Comedy in New Westminster, British Columbia. I'm gonna

865
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 3: be up in Canada, esh shit and there, Yah, yeah,

866
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 3: exactly that's what I always say.

867
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Speaker 1: Throw another strip on the bar.

868
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 3: And then October twentieth and twenty first, I'll be at

869
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Speaker 3: Dead Crow Comedy in Wilmington, North Carolina. We're making up

870
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 3: that date, so if you live in Wilmington, I would

871
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 3: love for you to still come out if you didn't

872
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 3: get obviously we didn't see each other last time. And

873
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 3: then November tenth and eleventh, I'll be in Burlington, Vermont

874
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 3: at the Vermont Comedy Club. And then finally November seventeenth

875
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 3: and eighteenth, I'll be in Dallas a Hyenas Comedy Nightclub.

876
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: And any of those dates I don't know, follow my Instagram.

877
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Speaker 3: I'll be updating them and telling you all about them

878
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Speaker 3: shit's more frequently than I've been telling you all about

879
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Speaker 3: them shit.

880
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Speaker 1: So check it out.

881
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Speaker 3: And as always, if you want to tell us your

882
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: own conspiracies, if you want to send us drops, if

883
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Speaker 3: you want to explain where in fact white people actually

884
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Speaker 3: are from so that we can put an end to

885
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Speaker 3: calling you motherfucker's aliens, feel free to send it all

886
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Speaker 3: to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

887
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Speaker 3: to hear from you, and that is the whole shebang.

888
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Speaker 2: Bye, bitch, So that's how they get you.

889
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Speaker 5: The host layer hosting money, turkey stuff.

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Speaker 2: I can't help make that