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Speaker 1: dear producer, Noah in Arizona. Noah in Arizona. I kind

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Speaker 1: of like that it's day two of the podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be keeping track like this of the numbers. Uh, well,

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Speaker 1: maybe I am. I don't know. I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going to happen. But it's day two. We're in it, man,

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is happening. This is just my life.

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Speaker 1: Is that I do. It just dawned on me, Noah,

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Speaker 1: that I do a show every day, like you sign

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Speaker 1: up for these things that you go, this is what

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Speaker 1: I want, and it is what I want. I'm very

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Speaker 1: aware of what I want. But I woke up this

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Speaker 1: But then I go, I'm brushing my teeth and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I want to sleep more, and my head hurt and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta think of something to talk about

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Speaker 1: at the top of the morning. I haven't been up

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Speaker 1: this early in a really long time. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: is it six am where you are? Or seven am?

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Speaker 1: It's six am? So you guys don't have daylight savings

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Speaker 1: in Arizona, right saving? Sorry? No, uh no, so now

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called when you have insomnia

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Speaker 1: which I probably would not subscribe to, but I do

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Speaker 1: have a four day work week anyway. It just dawned

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Speaker 1: to to take care of them for. You know what,

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Speaker 1: You are hilarious right now trying to not have a

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Speaker 1: It's so early that I'm still in my pajamas and

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Speaker 1: And sometimes I get messages after shows from guys being like,

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Speaker 1: But I'm not looking at you, and it's only for

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Speaker 1: um for the second day's worth of breaking news. And

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Speaker 1: like cool shirt, like what? And you said you saw

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Speaker 1: He's been selling it. He just thought that's what they

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Speaker 1: I was like, listen, I'm gonna be watching TV with

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Speaker 1: And you guys are like, that's your inside joke about

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Speaker 1: As like a duvet cover. Someone said, I was it

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Speaker 1: looks like a duvet cover. That's assault that kmart for

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Speaker 1: It's it works a little bit better, but it is

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Speaker 1: other things. I've worn it all. I got where to pokas?

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Speaker 1: shell necklaces to also ironically like the shirt, and you

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Speaker 1: She goes, did you find everything all right? You know,

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Speaker 1: you don't. Did you think she had some pukas in

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Speaker 1: they're not like Cuban cigars where there's like they're kept

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Speaker 1: don't want to lean into being this guy, this this

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Speaker 1: But I have a I have a receding hairline. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna look horrible. But you're you're not. You can't get braids.

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Speaker 1: Your hair's not long enough. You braid anything. I don't

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Speaker 1: What do you got for us today? We got some

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Speaker 1: fun stuff. Okay, let's move into it. Let's get after it. Already,

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Speaker 1: here we go, folks, we're all out there, all right.

427
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:22,360
Speaker 1: Utah's governor considers a law that requires mandatory porn filters

428
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: on phones and tablets sold in the state. Yeah, drive

429
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: over to Colorado now to get your to get your

430
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 1: you have to go across state to jerk off. I mean,

431
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 1: just what it is. I think it's just like it

432
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: has a filter. Like you know, Utah's very Mormon and

433
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,239
Speaker 1: um uh anti. I'm not gonna say the whole state is,

434
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: but you know that you go there and it's like

435
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 1: the Cayman's. They don't have sex shops here. Oh yeah,

436
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 1: you know, like it's very This is a very Christian nation.

437
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. I think they're Christian

438
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: here and um yeah, very uh purity and well not

439
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: they're not Puritans but puritanical UH beliefs when it comes

440
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: to sex and stuff. And so yeah, this guy is

441
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: trying to get UH filters put on devices before you

442
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: even buy them, so that you would have to remove it,

443
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: kind of like you know when you two put on

444
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: that album on the on the new iPhones, remember, and

445
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,239
Speaker 1: everyone was so mad about it. This is the this

446
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: is the opposite of that. No, it's pretty much like that.

447
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: I would be a saying, I don't know why people

448
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 1: got so angry about that. Just take the thing off.

449
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: People are they don't want anything forced on you. Yet

450
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: we have so many other laws like this one is ridiculous. Government,

451
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: stay a funk away from my what I masturbated, believe

452
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: that kids duty to be protected from porn and how

453
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: accessible it is already guidelines on on so little, but

454
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: both have parental controls already. Yeah, and then the funny

455
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: part about that is that um like he's he wants

456
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: to pass this law because parents don't know how to

457
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: use Apple and Google to turn those filters on, right, right, Well,

458
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: do learn, I mean take the time parents, if you

459
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: don't want parents will take the time to learn how

460
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 1: to turn it off. That's the only way that the

461
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: parent will actually take the time to learn, like to

462
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: read the US so they can jerk off. Yeah, dude,

463
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: I mean look, also, five other states have to sign

464
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: this to make this a law. Just beginnings though. I

465
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: mean it's like this isn't actually going to happen anytime soon.

466
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: But it is an interesting article because I do find

467
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: that I can't believed easily accessible porn is. I don't

468
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: know what kind of questions they could have at the

469
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: top of a porn page so that it could block

470
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: out someone who's eighteen um or under eighteen. Look, I

471
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind if the government step name a big song

472
00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: or uh, did you watch Are You Afraid of the Dark? Uh? What?

473
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: What lineup of shows was a hit on Saturday nights

474
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 1: for Nickelodeon. I don't know things that only people, oh

475
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: that we're older would Yeah. Yeah. Also, it's a ten

476
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: dollar fine, so I mean I don't know how many times.

477
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean that could probably add up. Actually, if you've

478
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: got a ten dollar fine every time you checked out porn,

479
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: how much money. Yeah, that's that's what the government, that's

480
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: what they're trying to do. So they're passing the law

481
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: if your kid breaks it, if it's any harmful content

482
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: that can can include any description or representation of nudity

483
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 1: or sexual conduct that doesn't have artistic, political, or scientific value.

484
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: I mean, you could argue porn as artistic value. So

485
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: I've looked at paintings at the moment and it has

486
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: nothing on double penetration that I watched last night, right, Uh,

487
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: did you did you read the little um this history

488
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: behind the video? Like what's it called? The little placard

489
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: next to the DP video you were watching? I did,

490
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 1: and it really taught me that four days ago a

491
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: girl got paid thirty five dollars to get d P

492
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: by two men, and it was it was pretty I

493
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. Last night I did read some of

494
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: the descriptions because I was trying to I had like

495
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: search terms that I was looking for, and so it

496
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: led me to some of the captions that my the

497
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: search words were showing up in and the writings for

498
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: some of the porn descriptions which I always overlooked. No, no,

499
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: I a couple of words and then they would like

500
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: highlight where the words were in the in the body

501
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: of the paragraph about it. And some of these descriptions.

502
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: I know that porn descriptions can be written like by

503
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: almost bots, like it's just doesn't make any sense. But

504
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: on the websites I pay for where there's like money

505
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: put into them, these descriptions were fantastic, and I was like,

506
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: I just I was getting turned on reading those more

507
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: so than the video himself. It was very interesting. Who

508
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: do you think they hired to write these? Like where

509
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: are they getting these writers? Probably just a from Wall

510
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: Street Journal and stuff like oh yeah, like for masturbating

511
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: during a meeting on Zoom like journalists like what's his name?

512
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: Now he's it's like, guys, think I fired. Now he's

513
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Tubane. Now Jeffrey Tuban is writing uh descriptions for

514
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: king dot com. She surrenders her body and biggs, but

515
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: now he keeps it completely professional, even though he's there

516
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: of him, even on meetings where it's a jerk off meeting, Yeah,

517
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: where everyone else's now. He got in trouble the other

518
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: day for wearing a tie to a a meeting about

519
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: dressed up. Alright, what's next? Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sells

520
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: an n f T which we've heard a lot about,

521
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: which we know very little about not now learning way

522
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: more than I want to know about enough t s.

523
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to be able to stay

524
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: to this conversation, but I think I get what they

525
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: are now. He saw the first tweet for two point

526
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: nine million dollars, So what does that look like? Is

527
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: it like a you want to know what his first

528
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: tweet was? By the way, that's going to blow your mind.

529
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: That's what two point nine It's not about the tweet,

530
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: it's about the fact that it's first. But okay, what

531
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: is it? It's just setting up my Twitter. But he

532
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: misspelled twitter t w t t R. I mean t

533
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: W t t R. Oh, he didn't misspell twitter. That

534
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: was like on purpose, you know. That was the start

535
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 1: of that like kind of tumbler to blur the you know,

536
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: like all those without the vowel kind of things. Yeah,

537
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 1: and um, that's like most people's first tweet. It's like

538
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: I remember mine was like, what is this thing? Two

539
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: thousand nine or ten? Oh man, what would that sell for?

540
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: No fucking NFC, no fucking clue. Honestly, the problem is

541
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: you got to set up like what is it? What

542
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: do you understand? What it is? An n F T

543
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: so someone owns that can sell that to digitalmercial or

544
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: something or like, yeah, it's a digital certificate of an

545
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: authenticity that confirms an item is real and one of

546
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: a kind by recording new details on a blockchain digital ledger. Okay,

547
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: essentially like selling artwork in like the digital space crypto

548
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: when digital things are so recopiable. I mean, I could

549
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: just screenshot that first tweet too, What's I mean now

550
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: if I understand owning it and being able to license

551
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: it and make money from it. But like and well,

552
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: compared to like a van Go original was like a

553
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: tangible thing though, but that you can see the paint strokes,

554
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: like there's you're like, oh my god, Van Go was

555
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: in the same room with this. I can't ever be

556
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: in the same room as Jack Dorsey typing on his computer.

557
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Like I think the keyboard he typed that on would

558
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: probably be more value to me than the tweet itself,

559
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: like your keyboard right now, and I can't I using

560
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: it before, and I go, I don't even I can't

561
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: even imagine what terms are on this thing. Mine's disgusting too,

562
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: but like yours has got to be. Oh yeah, there's

563
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: a lot of bad stuff that went on with those keys,

564
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: especially between the G and H. Wait wait wait, So

565
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: you think something needs to be tangible for it to

566
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: be worth something, then how about special comedy special selling

567
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: like that's not tangible? Well, I understand if someone owns

568
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: my comedy special, they can license it when people watch

569
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: it make money from it. Who is who is watching

570
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey's first tweet? Who is bought? Who is it

571
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: was being licensed? What is the value of it if

572
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: if not to sell it? I don't understand where it

573
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: exists that you can just stare at it because I

574
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: can stare it the same way you can on my

575
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,959
Speaker 1: computer screen. If you own it, I guess it's just

576
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: like that's my question. I mean, first of all, to

577
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: do any of these things, you have to fill out

578
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: like forms to get bitcoin and ship. So I'm never

579
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, you kind of tell me I could make

580
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: two grand, but to figure out how to buy bitcoin,

581
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: I just won't. I'd rather just be poor. And your

582
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,479
Speaker 1: conception of money is really insane. You won't fill out

583
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: a form for two dollars, but you will spend seventy

584
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: two and a half seventy five dollars on a shirt

585
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: that a joke that is not even going to pay off,

586
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: and you're going to remove for your Instagram with it, Like,

587
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: how long did it take you to just take that down?

588
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: It was it after I made fun of it, you

589
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: looking like you work at a resort. No, it was

590
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: That's what I like about you, as you'll just take

591
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: things down, You'll admit that that was a failure, and

592
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 1: then I get to make fun of you and be like,

593
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: ha ha, I was right instead of just like leaving

594
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: it up for me because I would never look at

595
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: the likes and be like that didn't even get much.

596
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't look at your legs. I don't look at

597
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: likes at all. Actually I know I'm trying not to.

598
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: But I also like, sometimes i'll post something and it's

599
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: not even about the likes, and this is just like

600
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: a state of my mind at that point, which and

601
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: then my mind later it's like, you're such a cheesy,

602
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: fucking dumping It's so embarrassing some of the things I

603
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: put out there that I'm like you, like, what state

604
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: of mind were you in that you thought this is

605
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: a good idea? Like it makes me feel crazy sometimes

606
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: and not trust myself. But we don't have to be

607
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: stuck to that state of mind, so you just take

608
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: it down. Who cares, I'm not tired. It's not an

609
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: n f T or something. Well, speaking of n f T, Craze,

610
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: a New York City man, sells a year's worth of

611
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: his fart recordings. Forget this ninety million dollars. Okay, gosh,

612
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: did you believe? I mean I thought maybe put it

613
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: up for ninety million dollars. I don't paid that, but

614
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: someone paid to do that. I mean, that is better

615
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: than the shirt you bought. At least that is more.

616
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: That's going to bring more original. I know his farts were, Yeah,

617
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: those are tom Alex Rameris Molle's originals. Yes, he's kind

618
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: of making fun of it. D n f T thing.

619
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: But look, I think when like, you know again, going

620
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: back to like Picasso or whatever, I'm sure there were

621
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of people when Picasso was selling his ship.

622
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: They would just scribble on a page and be like,

623
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: oh or oh, I should sell this for a million dollars.

624
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, that's the equivalent to this

625
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: far guy Picasso is not as I know what you're saying, though,

626
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 1: Like guys that just like put a piece of a

627
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: dot on a canvas and it's yes, yeah, well that

628
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: was actually he drew it, I think, or did lithograph

629
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: like there was art behind it. But yes, I get

630
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: it can be arts too, what's that? I think? Honestly,

631
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: I would rather buy a year worth of farts all

632
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: day long, overent of things. I'm not even kidding, but

633
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: another person's fart is never as good as your own.

634
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: You're obsessed with mine because talking about it last night,

635
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: I've never expected your farts to be such a low

636
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: boys to mend fart, I'm sorry, I never expected it.

637
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: It's something that I never expected. It was one time.

638
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: It was the one time by part, and it happened

639
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: to be a low one. But like you, you have

640
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: did too. I know I did like eight that that,

641
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: but I think it sounds like, hey, come on over,

642
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, your parts are in a sexual black

643
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: man that has a very low voice who doesn't sing

644
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: during the songs but just talks. I'm never gonna like,

645
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: I'm never going to hear my parts the same way again.

646
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: God damn it, I'm always going to think of you

647
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: when I fart now till the end the road, dude,

648
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: how much did you listen to boys? To Men. I

649
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: mean that one album I did it at all. Come again, really,

650
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: I just got send you as there or whatever that

651
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: word is. What what Noah? I said, the album with

652
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 1: the song down on Bed and kne Yes, I didn't

653
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: listen to it at all, know what you did. I

654
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: loved Boys to Men. Dude, Boys was huge. That's weird

655
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: because we usually are on the same point with music.

656
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: You're older than me, Bro Alright, alright, You're like, you

657
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: know that's that like how many years we got in

658
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 1: between us four three and a half. No, that's not true.

659
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 1: We have four years in between us, four full years,

660
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: and um yeah, I just like I that that four

661
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: years is uh. There are certain things that sometimes I

662
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: totally miss, like I did not. I am right on

663
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: the cusp of never having watched Beverly Hills, but I'm

664
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: fronts with so many people Beverly Hills nine two when

665
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: I was like such a part of their growing up.

666
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: But for me, it was just I missed it completely.

667
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: I was a child. But it is wild how many

668
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: songs I know and you know that we memorized and

669
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: I don't remember that when you're going to take me

670
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: out of this that other night, I put that on

671
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: and we couldn't believe it. We know that Jeremy, are

672
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: not you? Better Man by Pearl Jam? I learned Better

673
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: Man by Pearl Jam just in the past year. Really.

674
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I've always known it, but I

675
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: never knew the lyrics like he was and says she's

676
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: in love with him? Yeah, the beginning of that. That

677
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: that first, like watching the clock it's for four o'clock.

678
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 1: That song, oh a r. We we know a lot

679
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: of the words, the Bob Dylan song. I mean, we

680
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: could keep going forever about the songs that we both know.

681
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: But yes, you're right, there's certain songs that are very

682
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: much our generation was like obsessed with the other day.

683
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: I know, way you had mentioned the song Sexual Healing,

684
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: and I looked up the Ben Harper version because I

685
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: got into the Ben Harper version before the Marvin Gay

686
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: version because it just for some reason, it just like

687
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: got very trendy when I was in high school, this

688
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: live Ben Harper version, and then I got into the

689
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: Marvin Gay. But you know, you go, wait, why do

690
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: I know the song? Like I love this song? And

691
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: I was like because we for some reason, I had

692
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 1: a resurgence from like the hippie community, like the Winter

693
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: it came from a movie. Sometimes I think maybe it

694
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: came from a movie tapes all of us DMB heads. Anyway,

695
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: let's get to the next story. Okay, next story, Uh, toilet.

696
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: This one's gonna hit close to home for me. But

697
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: the toilet invading iguanas among invasive species now banned in Florida. Okay,

698
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: why are they toilet invading? Well, so what will happen

699
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: is they'll climb, They'll they'll dig underneath your house and

700
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: get into sewer and then they'll end inside your shipter

701
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: just hanging out and thrashing around. A poor things. There's

702
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: a lot of aguan us here in the Caymans. They're

703
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: like squirrels. As my friend, I don't see a lot.

704
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: I haven't. It's funny they have like iguana crossing signs

705
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: like non. They're not trying to be funny. It's like

706
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: watch out for iguanas, and there have been none. I

707
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna see them everywhere, and it's some

708
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: kind of climate change thing or they like have eradicated

709
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: them a little bit or something because they were kind

710
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: of invasive. But it's yeah, dying to see one. Um

711
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: so they're banned in Florida, so they're people are bringing

712
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: them in? Are they like exotic pets? So I think

713
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: that's how this started in the sixties. They brought someone

714
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: when there was you know, the iguanas, someone brought him in.

715
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: They have him as pets. And it's not just the iguanas,

716
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: it's it's snakes, Burmese pythons, all that ship. They don't

717
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: want them anymore because they're ruining the everglades. What I

718
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: assume happens is someone buys a snake. This thing gets

719
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: to nineteen feet and they're like, I live in a

720
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: in a studio, Like I don't even have room for me,

721
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: Go throw it in the everglades. Yeah, we had a

722
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: snake growing up my family. My brother bought a Burmese snake,

723
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: a Burmese python snake, and he went to college when

724
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: it was like, I don't know, three ft and this

725
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: thing's gonna get to fifteen ft, he just left the

726
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 1: snakes a snake behind. I mean, so what became of it?

727
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: Did you let it out? It died? Pretty like do

728
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: you know what happened with the hermit crabs? With you? Like,

729
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: I think I don't want to point any fingers, but

730
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: I think someone stopped feeding it. And um, I don't

731
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: want to point any fingers though, but watching that thing

732
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: kill a mouse, what a rush? What a rush? I know.

733
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: But my drugular neighbors shot a bullet into our house

734
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: and the bullet went through the snake. Um. I don't

735
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: know if I ever told you yet. It killed No,

736
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: it didn't kill the snake, but it went through the

737
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 1: snake cage or the snake. Um, what's you call it? Whatever? Yeah,

738
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: like through the glass and yeah, just a little right through.

739
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: And uh, I know it's like the most florid story ever,

740
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: but yeah, you know, the most lord story ever is

741
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: when you got caught speeding on a jet ski to

742
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: man Zone. Yes, yes, they and you have a mug

743
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: shot from it. Yeah, if you go to mugshot dot com,

744
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: do this story. Because you're scared of lizards, and I

745
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: think that's a hilarious fear. I'm afraid to pick up

746
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: a lizard, no matter how small it is. Smaller, but

747
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: more scared I am growing up in Florida, man, Like

748
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: you would think you would, uh, you would like lizards

749
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: more because they're around so much, you know, Like I

750
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: would assume there's something in St. Louis a lot an

751
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: animal that you wouldn't maybe hold more than I don't know.

752
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm just doing so. A lot of kids would pick

753
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: up lizar kidding and put them on your ears knolls. Yeah,

754
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: little chameleons, and I just never I never get what

755
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: they do to you. Nothing. You're scared of the cat

756
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: that wonders in here sometimes too, like your your fear

757
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: of animals that can't hurt you are it's it's it's

758
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: weird to me because you're also you're not scared of

759
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: certain but I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of like

760
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: things that could maybe hurt you. I know many people,

761
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: most peoples are kind and gentle, but yeah, I just

762
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 1: irrational fears bug me, agreed. And that's like when I'm

763
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: afraid of AIDS, but then I have cancer as polyps

764
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: in my asshole that you don't get looked at. I

765
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: don't even think about them, but you'll like chew off

766
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: your hand being nervous that that you got AIDS because

767
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: you made out with a girl who Yeah, my fear

768
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: is my fear of lizards and my asshole is irrational.

769
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: Fears are not about lizards your irrational fear, and I'm

770
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: mad at yours because I get mad at mine. But

771
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: I tried to I guess your number one is the

772
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: driving one. Yeah, that's not irrational. There's nothing irrational about that.

773
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,479
Speaker 1: Two lane highways where people go more than fifty miles

774
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: per hour. There are many more fatalities, especially with texting

775
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: and driving, where if you turn the steering wheel two

776
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: inches you have a head on collision going at fifty

777
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: miles per hour each each direction. That's a very real fear.

778
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: Let's move on. Why would I care? Um, okay, why

779
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: would you care? Nikki about this story. Anna Faris tells

780
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow that she had competitive and comparison in her

781
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: marriage with Chris Pratt. I would care about that because

782
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: I did Anna Harris's podcast, and she's a lovely woman

783
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: and I like her a lot. Uh. We had a

784
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: great talk. And I was also always fascinated by their

785
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: relationship because they got together before he was like the

786
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: Chris Pratt that we know now. And it's just interesting

787
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: that two people who do the same thing for a

788
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: profession being in a romantic relationship. I think that's just

789
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: unavoidable that there's going to be competition, um, and I

790
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: don't know how people make it work, and so I

791
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: guess it doesn't work. I mean, he went from the

792
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: chubby guy on Community to the biggest hard throb on

793
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: the biggest movie in the world, and at the time

794
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: she was probably bigger than him when they first got

795
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: and she arguably, I mean, she's a huge star still

796
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: and as you know, made probably as much money from

797
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: doing Mom and whatever other shows she's been on as

798
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: he has a movie or close to it. I mean,

799
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: she's she's probably made a ton. But Um, as someone

800
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: who wants to be in a relationship with someone in

801
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: the business, I don't think I can be with someone

802
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: who is in front of the camera because of how

803
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: jealous I get and of how jealous they will get.

804
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: I mean, to be in this business and want to

805
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: be a star, you have to be um, you have

806
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: to be insecure, and insecurity breeds jealousy. And it's just

807
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't think I have to get to a much

808
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: better place, and I I think I'd be better with

809
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: it than my partner. But I feel like most men

810
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: in this business, uh that are drawn to wanting to

811
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: be famous can't handle other people being more famous than them. Yeah,

812
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to talk to you right now.

813
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: You're not like that, but I am a little bit.

814
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I just like, I don't know. I set

815
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: expectations low, yeah, and I don't reach. I'm getting better

816
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: about it, but I would have to enter into a

817
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: relationship where they're already such a bigger star than me

818
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: that I would never That's what I'm saying. So if

819
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: someone if you went into a relationship with someone that

820
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: was beneath you and then next to you know, they're

821
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: fucking skyrock, how do you feel? Huh? It might bug me,

822
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: but I would hope it wouldn't. But I don't know

823
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: that I've done enough work on myself that I wouldn't.

824
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: All right, that's the news, and let's care. Do we care?

825
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: I do care because it's just a story. Um, and

826
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: I'd like to export more, but we don't have time

827
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: because we got to get to game changer. Game changer

828
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: is where we share something that has changed our lives

829
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: that we recommend for you to check out. My game

830
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: changer is breakfast. I did not eat breakfast for probably

831
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: the past eighteen years of my life, and it was

832
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: because I thought that you know, I ate so much

833
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: last night, I don't want to. I'm just gonna eat

834
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: as much today. If I'm not that I'm not that

835
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: hungry in the morning, I should just skip it. And

836
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: about a year ago, I started my like eating was

837
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: getting out of control in terms of like starving myself

838
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: all day and binging at night. So I started eating breakfast,

839
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: which is really hard to do, especially after you have

840
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: because you have to just start one day and you've

841
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: binged the night before, so you're not even hungry in

842
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: the morning. But I just started. And now I don't

843
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: binge at night anymore because I start eating in the

844
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: morning and throughout my day and I don't. I'm not

845
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 1: as obsessed with food throughout the day, and I'm not

846
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,959
Speaker 1: like thinking about food and irritated because I can't wait

847
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: for this thing to be over so I can go

848
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: home and eat or be alone with food or like, oh,

849
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: like you know, when you're starving, all you're thinking about

850
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: is like when can I get food? And when you

851
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: only allow yourself to eat at a certain time of

852
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: day or alone or do your weird behavior, it affects

853
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: your entire day. And because I wake up every morning

854
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: and I have two bowls of oatmeal with protein powder

855
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 1: that is a very filling, like six hundred calorie breakfast, which,

856
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: by the way you used to I would not eat

857
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty calorie breakfast. That would have made

858
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: me feel guilty in the past. So starting out my

859
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: day with six hundred calories every morning, no matter what,

860
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: and not having gained a single pound from it this year,

861
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: and having come from um, you know, binging every night,

862
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: like thousands of calories every night, and being able to

863
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: also incorporate a six hundred calorie breakfast every day, and

864
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: then that tapering off as I learned how to eat

865
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: more normally, not having seen any side effects. And I

866
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: didn't up my I didn't up my running. I actually

867
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: started working out way less. I don't work out as

868
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: much anymore. I'm not as obsessed with food anymore. And

869
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: it's all due to having three meals a day. But

870
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: really most importantly was was breakfast, because that was the

871
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: biggest struggle. But I have had two bowls of oatmeal

872
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: for a year now, every single morning, no matter what

873
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: UM and when I can't get omeal, I have like

874
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: a you know, a couple of protein bars or whatever

875
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 1: I can do on the go, but plain oatmeal to Stevia,

876
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: lots of water, our phone is ringing, and two scoops

877
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: of protein scoop per bowl of oatmeal. Heat it up

878
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: for two minutes. You guys. It's so freaking good, and

879
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: I got Andrew hooked on it. So chocolate protein powder,

880
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: that's what I do. And then you can add like

881
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: varieties of oatmeal that are different flavors. So that's my

882
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: game changer. That's what I would like to share with you. Um, Andrew,

883
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: what's your game changer? So it's got to be this

884
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: oh god here, I mean, I never thought I was

885
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: gonna was one of these in my life. No, honestly,

886
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: I love. I've been copying you a lot, like to

887
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: the point where it's like starting to weird me out

888
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: of like town town to Mr Ripple leg I copied

889
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: your breakfast, and I apologize. But now used to be

890
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: a thing in the past where like you didn't love

891
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: when I would get the same coffee as you, Like

892
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: you're like, why you gotta get a misto? I that's

893
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: my thing, Yeah, get it. We can't both get chicken

894
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: palms at the restaurant. But I've been copying your breakfast

895
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: and it is a great baby. Not to promote oatmeal more.

896
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: But if you're like like not lazy, but you don't

897
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: love to cook and like cooking eggs, you gotta clean

898
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: like three different oatmeal is some like like protein and

899
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: some like chocolate e sugary goodness, um that you know

900
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: a low sugar protein. I use orgain, not an ad um,

901
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: great bass delicious and yeah, I used to get your taped.

902
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: What do you would eat the same thing as me?

903
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: Because I always I'm someone who's like comes from an

904
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: antorectic background. I always want to eat less than everyone.

905
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: So when you eat the same as me, it's like

906
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: it's a boy eating the same as me. I feel like,

907
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: oh I must be eating like a boy. I'm so fat.

908
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: But now I literally eat more for you for breakfast

909
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,240
Speaker 1: every single day, and I don't give up. Fuck yeah,

910
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: I just don't care. I mean, I've been judging it

911
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, well it's not about you judging. But yeah, no,

912
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: I I and uh, but I guess my game changer.

913
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 1: Mostly it's exercise for me. Uh For a long time,

914
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. I had. UM very

915
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,399
Speaker 1: adverse reaction to exercising is that the right way to say.

916
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would get like heart, you would

917
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: get like anxiety. I would get very tired after the

918
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: day after working out, to the point where I would

919
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: avoid it and I ignore it, and so much of

920
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: it was mental, and you would tell me it was mental.

921
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: But you know when things are physical, and even if

922
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: because they're mental, you can't, no matter if someone tells

923
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: you that you have to come to that realization yourself,

924
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't get it to go away unless

925
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: you believe it's mental too. Yes, exactly, just hard to

926
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: do when you're having a physical reaction, which is does

927
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: not mean that it's not actually physical, but it's coming

928
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 1: from your anxiety. And what I've noticed with my exercise

929
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: and I don't know if people like I thought it

930
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,879
Speaker 1: was like a new thing, he's hit exercises, h I

931
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: I t instead of like doing like heavy weights and

932
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: like getting like I don't know, their workouts you can

933
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: do at home, and they really like if you have

934
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: a d D like I do, they switch up like

935
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: every day, like just running monotonous is too hard for me.

936
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: So I don't know, I like doing these workouts and

937
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: it makes the rest of my day better, Like, dude,

938
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm so much more at ease, and I I know

939
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: a lot of people. I know it's no no, but

940
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: it's very so hard to exercise if it just makes

941
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: you feel better, Like, why is it? I mean, I'm

942
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: really asked well, I mean I explained it like I

943
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: was having I was not getting positive results from working out.

944
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: I was feeling worse. How did you get over that?

945
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: Though we don't have an answer to that. Potentially, I

946
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: feel like Zoe Lofster game changer? What do you have

947
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: a game changer? Thanks for telling me what mine is?

948
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: You let me have my game changer. Yeah, go over there,

949
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: find your shell necklace and take yours ol offt. I

950
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: think I think people um like subconsciously are like have

951
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: a fear of success. And I think that plays into

952
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: why we don't work out, why we don't do positive

953
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: things for ourselves because we're um we like fee like

954
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: fear success. I can't explain it, but once you get

955
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: over it, and antidepressants have helped me with that too,

956
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: it just kind of like breaks that that wall that

957
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: you put up between you and something successful. Yes, let's

958
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 1: move into final thought because that actually brings me perfectly

959
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: into mine final thought of the day where we kind

960
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: of just say something that maybe we wanted to get

961
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: to and to get a chance to as quickly as possible.

962
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: There's a great Reddit video about conquering fear. Are you okay? No,

963
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: it looks okay. Anyways, thank you. There's a great Reddit

964
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: video about conquering fear um that I saw last night.

965
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: It's this little boy who has autism who is uh

966
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: scared of cold water, and his dad is in the

967
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 1: bathtub trying to get him to He's probably like seven

968
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: or eight, the boy, and he's just terrified of the

969
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: cold water and his dad is like and he's like, Dad,

970
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to get in the dance in the bathtub.

971
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: And he's like I don't want to get in and

972
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I just related to it so

973
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: much of having this like crazy fear that like makes

974
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: you feel such like a baby because you're scared of

975
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: this thing like bathwater, you know. And the kid is

976
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: like just so scared to say. I goes, you know what,

977
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: this is a lesson. He goes, we have to do this.

978
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: You have to do this because there are things were

979
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: scared of and you have to face them. And it's

980
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: going to teach you that fear you can overcome feared.

981
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: It was just the cutest lesson the kid. Like it

982
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: was a five minute video and I don't cry, but

983
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: I was real close to it on this. It was

984
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: so adorable just seeing a dad so compassionate, so you know,

985
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 1: still stern and making his force like helping his son

986
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: like do something you didn't want to do, but at

987
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: the same time like I'll no, I'll send it to

988
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: you so we can or I'll put it up on

989
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: my Instagram for you guys to see tonight. But the

990
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: video is just so sweet and inspirational and it's if

991
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: you want to look it up. It's a dad, um

992
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: teaching his son to get out of the bathtub or

993
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: to get into the bathtub, and the mom is filming it,

994
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: and people are like, why is the mom filming it?

995
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: It's like this is uh. He does a YouTube channel

996
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: the dad does to like for parents of kids with autism,

997
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: to like, you know, trek. I I don't really know

998
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: what it's like a diary of like what it's like

999
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: too for other parents, because it's such like a tricky,

1000
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: complicated thing. Um, but it's just the sweetest video, and

1001
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to share that. Yeah, no, I it makes

1002
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: me think of when my dad would make me eat

1003
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: my peas. I know I was thinking, like I was

1004
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: actually watched it and I was like, I bet he'll

1005
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: get emotional because I wonder if his dad ever did. No,

1006
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't I don't do it. I

1007
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,479
Speaker 1: know you're scared, but you can do it. I don't

1008
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: remember and that at all. I mean I remember I

1009
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: didn't eat my peas on my plate and he'd be like,

1010
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: eat your eat your Like I just remember eating everything

1011
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: set the peas. Did you ever do that as a kid?

1012
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: Eat around the vet? Well, you like veggies, but as

1013
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: a kid, I wouldn't go and I didn't eat a

1014
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: vegetable for prior to first. Yeah, my parents didn't acknowledge

1015
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,959
Speaker 1: the fear of like, I understand, you're scared and things

1016
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: are scary in life, what we have to do scary things.

1017
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 1: It was more like, that's what are you talking about?

1018
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: You're that's stupid, And then like and now I have

1019
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: the voice of that gentle parent in my head. For myself,

1020
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: I've learned and my parents weren't mean, they just didn't

1021
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: understand empathy. Really, that's exactly how I feel, the same

1022
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: exact way where it was like it was like they

1023
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: were frustrated, where it's like, how could you be afraid

1024
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: of this? Yeah? Sometimes yeah, yeah, I just still do.

1025
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I I don't understand why you're scared of lizards,

1026
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: and I'm mad at you for it, And I would

1027
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: not be like that. Dad. Actually, go get in the

1028
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: bathtub right now, and I have a lizard crawl up

1029
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: through the pipe, and I'll hold your hand and and

1030
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: and make you eat peas. All right, that's the show today, guys.

1031
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: We'll be here tomorrow. Thank you for listening, as always, subscribe,

1032
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: as always. I've said as always, like because people say that,

1033
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: but I haven't said as I haven't said it enough

1034
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 1: to say as always at the end of the day, Nikki,

1035
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're we're on a TV show where

1036
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 1: people keep saying at the end of the day, and

1037
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: also for what it's worth and first and foremost, first

1038
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: and foremost, so first and foremost, and for what it's

1039
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: worth at the end of the day, we gotta oh,

1040
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: all right, we'll see tomorrow, guys, rate reviews, subscribe, all

1041
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: those things, spread the word. Thanks for listening. Well, we're

1042
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: gonna be doing this a while and I'm excited. Have

1043
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: a great day, night, morning, whatever, whatever,