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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call

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Speaker 1: a woman who's been under a lot of pressure at

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Speaker 1: work lately. She supervises the staff of about twenty people. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and she's been told that the bosses have hired outside

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Speaker 1: help to look at cutting costs. Oh no, that's a

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Speaker 1: word emailed again stressful. She's about to get a call

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Speaker 1: from one of the consultants who made a very interesting

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Speaker 1: decision about what's going away and what's being dropped off

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Speaker 1: at the office tomorrow morning. No dropped off. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear her reaction, and shockingly, it's not a happy one.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. It's on the twenties

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Speaker 1: to me, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking to speak with Jenny's elsa she How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Hi, Jenny, my name's Peter. I'm a budget consultant,

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Speaker 1: and I've been working with Sam in your corporate offices.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm doing fine, Peter, how

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Speaker 1: are you great? Thanks for asking. The reason I'm calling

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Speaker 1: today is because you may have heard the company hired

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Speaker 1: us on to figure out a way to cut costs.

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Speaker 1: I did hear something about that. I'm interested in hearing

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Speaker 1: what we're going to do. The one big modification is

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Speaker 1: we're going to be electing to not subsidize employee healthcare

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Speaker 1: coverage this year. Yeah, at all for everyone. Trust me,

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Speaker 1: it was a really tough decision. They need to be

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Speaker 1: able to see a doctor to create a healthy work environment.

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Speaker 1: Well they can. They can see a doctor because actually

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Speaker 1: the doctor is going to be coming to them. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand you just said no healthcare. I know

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit confusing, but look I haven't told

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Speaker 1: us to anyone yet. But instead of using the money

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Speaker 1: to subsidize employees healthcare, the company, he's purchased a new

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Speaker 1: million dollar medical companion robot named doctor Todd. I beg

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Speaker 1: your pardon what? Yeah that doesn't even make any seventh

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait for you to see this thing. We're

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Speaker 1: going to be dropping it off at your branch on Thursday.

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Speaker 1: You can't just see a robot to smooth over any

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Speaker 1: kind of health concerns that someone might have, well detrimental

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Speaker 1: for our seventh Okay, Jenny, you know I hear you,

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Speaker 1: But maybe if I just explained it to you a

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Speaker 1: little bit, you'd be more on board. Like picture a

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Speaker 1: little robot on wheels, cruising around the office all day

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Speaker 1: asking everyone if they're okay. I've seen videos of him.

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Speaker 1: He's really cute and he talks in this weird voice.

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Speaker 1: He's like, Hello, this is doctor Todd. How are you

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Speaker 1: feeling today? Care for a lozenge? No? So great? That

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Speaker 1: is not great unless you've got to program him to

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Speaker 1: bring me a sandwich while I'm working. That's about the

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Speaker 1: extent of my interaction with doctor Todd. You know, I

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Speaker 1: haven't read the manual on doctor Todd, but I'm sure

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Speaker 1: he could be programmed to bring you anything you like,

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Speaker 1: as long as it's for a medical purpose. You don't

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Speaker 1: even know anything about this doctor. You're just put lipstick

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Speaker 1: on a pig to try to make your fan on

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Speaker 1: healthcare look good. The thing is, actually do know a

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Speaker 1: few things, because I know doctor Todd's going to be

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Speaker 1: able to take your temperature, he can tell your heart rate,

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Speaker 1: and he can even help track your menstrual cycle for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean just picture him. He's like,

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Speaker 1: look out for Jenny today everyone, it's her special day

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Speaker 1: of the month. Danger. Yeah. He has a little sense

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Speaker 1: of humor feature built into which is honestly what I

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Speaker 1: think we need nowadays to distress. This is not going

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Speaker 1: to happen. You're not going to humiliate people in my

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Speaker 1: office like that. There's absolutely no way else stand for it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. We could always

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Speaker 1: set him to discreete mode so that he doesn't say

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Speaker 1: that stuff, but he's already been purchased. What in the

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Speaker 1: world are you going to do in discreet mode. Let's

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Speaker 1: say you have a rash on your side. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have a rap. You'll just stay

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Speaker 1: with me, I mean, because this is the future here.

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Speaker 1: If that happens, you just go up to doctor Todd

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Speaker 1: and ask him to follow you into the bathroom. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, you lift up your shirt. He'll take some

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Speaker 1: picks and then send them to some internet doctors for

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Speaker 1: their opinions. If you want me to lift up my shirt,

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Speaker 1: so somebody can take a picture, no, not someone, doctor Todd,

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Speaker 1: and then he'll send them off to some internet doctors

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Speaker 1: get their opinions. He should have the results back to

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Speaker 1: you within the hour. And I'm sure everyone in corporate

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Speaker 1: will be privy to these pictures, just to make sure

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Speaker 1: doctor Todd's doing a good job. Come on, now, doctor

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Speaker 1: Todd can be discreet. He's taking his hippocratic oath. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you the best part because it

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Speaker 1: also has a soda dispenser too. As doctor Todd's giving

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Speaker 1: you a proctology exam, you can be sipping on a

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Speaker 1: nice cold coke at the same time. This doesn't even

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Speaker 1: sound real anymore. This isn't just sound ridiculous. This is

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Speaker 1: some kind of joke. Oh well, let me check with

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Speaker 1: doctor Todd if that's true. Doctor Todd, m yes, this

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Speaker 1: is a joke. You've been phone tapped, man, Oh, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you kidding me? No, not kidding. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank. My name is actually Jeffrey from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. I think I'm gonna have a

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Speaker 1: good change my pants. Maybe Doctor Todd can help you

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Speaker 1: with that. Don't blame me, blame your coworkers. Sam. He

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Speaker 1: set you up because he said he'd been doing such

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Speaker 1: a great job lately. He just wanted to make you

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Speaker 1: laugh a little bit. They we're not getting rid of

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Speaker 1: our healthcare. No. No, you're not getting rid of your

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Speaker 1: healthcare as far as I know. But you are gonna

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Speaker 1: want to once doctor Todd arrives in a few days.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Oh no, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with phone cap Wednday mornings on the twenties two point

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