WEBVTT - Rory Scovel and Sean Evans 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:10.920 He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy plan because he 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:13.520 ain't no stuck us looking so flighty. You could try 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:16.680 like a trucker, clean like a plank, just solim yunger 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:21.240 fool wheel try so we never gets to play so far, 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:23.720 ticking up a lot of band winds. And he's a guy. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.280 Ye he ain't no stand and he doesn't have cheese 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.360 on a nighttime sandwich because everybody knows he's the Fergens. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:36.919 He bandit the Ron Burgundy podcast Largo and how they 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:40.559 want Tafarta put your han stick out of the Ron 0:00:41.280 --> 0:01:07.080 burgo right here. Thank you so much. That is that 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:14.640 is lovely. That is nice to hear. I'm joined by Carolina, 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:21.080 of course, my wonderful co host. And let me guess, 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:25.880 were you applauding for me or for her? Give me both. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:30.720 I think it was predominantly me, though I'm just teasing. 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:39.640 Oh that felt good, though Daddy needed that. I was 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:41.760 changing a tire on the four oh five in the 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:48.040 suppu to pass less than fifteen minutes ago, and I'm like, 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.600 I'm not going to make the show, and the car 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:58.520 collapsed on me, but luckily Oh bushed it off me 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.040 and got here and then you gave me that wonderful ovation, 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:07.080 So thank you, thank you so much. We also just 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.560 want to tell you, guys that all the proceeds to 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.359 tonight's ticket sales are going to the International Medical Corps, 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.919 which is a great charity that's helping families in the 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.840 Ukraine right now. And thank you to Larger and thank 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:22.280 you to Largo for evening to Largo because Flanny here, 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:26.240 he's not getting his grubby paws on it. So it's 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:33.920 going to charity and it goes all to charity, right. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.840 I don't get like a little nothing, just a sweet little, 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:40.080 a little morsel. Do you want me to ask for 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:43.919 that five maybe? Oh no, no, no, no, I don't 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:47.160 get none, nothing, nothing nothing. I thought we've been just 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:56.040 saying that. No, No, I feel like you're upset. Can 0:02:56.080 --> 0:03:00.560 I have twenty bucks? Look what I found next stage? 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:06.760 And abba Zaba, you guys remember Abbasaba's. It's a delicious 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.840 little treat and I think I'm gonna gonna pop one 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.040 in my mouth. We just want to stand by everyone. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.280 For those listening at home, I'm opening is Abazaba Rapper 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:26.919 right now. M hm m hmm. Is it going to 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:31.359 be a little bit of a second. Yeah, it's in 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:40.440 the toffee family of confession, injected with a peanut butter, right, 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:48.120 really dragging me back. You need a second, not swallow 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:54.320 bal yet not all right? There she goes right into 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.840 the cup. That is a terrible piece of candy. The Appasaba. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.840 And I hope the Abbasaba company listens to this podcast 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:04.320 and they know how I feel. We're not scared. Abba 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.480 zabbas can suck it, Okay, I hope they don't steal 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.520 that as a like a slogan. Oh that is that 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.839 a good slogan. Aba you can suck it, can suck it, 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:21.520 meaning us are candy. It's too long, we'll figure it out. Hollywood, California. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:35.200 Where's everyone from Chicago? Hello? Oklahoma City? Out of car 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:50.640 Cot car Not that many people. No, Oh Santedro a 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:55.440 thriving Greek community in San Pedro from what I remember. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:05:02.960 H Mexico. Oh do you wanna Okay, you don't have 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:12.200 to be so cocky about it, jeez, do you wanna Australia, Well, 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:26.080 don't struga well boom England. The English are blue arts, 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:33.320 they really are. I hate the British. I just do no. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.920 I do. I don't hate the strong word, but I 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:42.880 hate the British. We have stop what's going on? I 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.599 don't know, it's just what you're feeling. This is the 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:49.720 way I'm feeling. So but those of you in Hollywood 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:54.120 probably we have to address the elephant in the room. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:06:08.960 I mean Sunday night, Oh boy got dying? Oh what 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:23.120 did I? Oh murder? Say what? That was the craziest 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.159 thing I've ever seen. Which and I and You've seen 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:30.000 a lot of crazy. I've seen crazy. I've seen you 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:34.320 take an elevator. Yes, I just saw you spent that 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:39.080 Abbasaba and crystal glass. You've seen me throw a housecat 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:47.680 off a bridge in San Pedro. That was um, I 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.520 can't believe. I just yea strike that from the record, 0:06:51.560 --> 0:07:00.160 but I hate house cats, ate the British. Yeah, we're 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.920 just gonna tell it like it is. But I mean 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.960 that we all witnessed. Most of us slept yard. But 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.359 I have a bit of good news that's slightly related. 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:15.360 I think I'm hosting the Oscars next year. I don't know, 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.920 I said, I think who told you that you're hosting that? Well, 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:24.120 they've reached out to my people. I'm your people. I 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:32.200 know have they reached out to. Okay, but they too, 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.160 I'm hoping they're going to reach out to. They start 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.480 with a shortlist and I'm figured I'm probably on it 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:43.560 and they have to whittle it down and it might happen. Um, 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:48.320 but I'm just gonna prepare and hope and pray every 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.160 night that I get it. Uh, but I want to 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:54.400 be prepared when I get that phone call. Uh. So 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:59.520 I've been working on some stand up um for the Oscars, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.920 and if you'll indulge me, I'd love to try it 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:10.880 out on you, if that's all right, I want to yeah, okay, Um, 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:12.679 and keep in mind this is a work in progress. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:18.400 I'm not a professional stand up comedian. Uh but uh 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:23.760 but anyway, you gotta jump in the pool, right. Um. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:29.320 So let's see here. Get my cheaters out, Oh, wear 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:35.880 contacts during the Oscars, don't worry, and I'm not gonna 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.839 belied looking like this, Just so you know, I'll probably 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:46.400 be in a golden maid jumpsuit. Okay. Uh alright, So 0:08:53.559 --> 0:09:02.520 please welcome Ron Burgundy. Huh, thank you, thank you. It's 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:09.400 it's a pleasure to be here hosting the h I 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:16.480 don't know what you're do they'll they'll tell me it's 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.959 a pleasure to be here. We got a lot. How's 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:26.040 how's everyone doing tonight at the Oscars? Pretty good? Yeah? Uh, 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:30.320 I see there's a category for for best hair and 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:37.520 makeup and the winner is not g I Jane two. No, 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.480 it's okay, it's okay. No one's good, No one's here. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:48.280 It's okay, it's okay. No one's gonna fight you, it's okay, 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:59.600 it's all right. In fact, there wasn't any hair and 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:11.240 make up. Everyone had shaved heads. Okay. It reminds me. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.320 I went to my barber and I say, take a 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.720 little off the top, Pete. And he says how much? 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.240 And I say, not as much as g I Jane too? 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:26.200 Know what? Okay, it's okay, it's okay. No, no, it's here. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:34.000 You're shadow boxing. It's fine, No, I kid. G I 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:41.440 Jane two is a great movie. Everyone loves it, unless 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:50.240 you happen to be headlines because there's no hair I 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:54.160 got we got and they need an environment to thrive 0:10:54.160 --> 0:11:02.040 in and has to be like feast and yeah, m okay, 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:11.400 what else do I got here? M hmmm, um hey uh. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:15.560 For our viewers at home, there here in California. There's 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:24.320 a place called the Central Valley. Great, why do they 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:36.160 call it Sacramento? Do they make sacred mentos there? You 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:41.760 guys remember mentos? Right? Those old commercials they were weird. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:47.600 What about kid Cat bars? Huh? Do you remember kitcat bars? Yeah? 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:52.040 What if Bob Dylan did the kid Cat Bar song? 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:57.319 It would go something like this, give me a break, 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:05.880 give me a break, bring me up a piece. Then 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:15.800 it get bad. So circle that one. That's applause break 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:22.960 on that one. You'll remember if I forget right for 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.800 next year's Oscar, will you be able to be on 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:28.480 stage with me? Oh? Because you're quite a security blanket. 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.840 What else? What else? What's in the news. Have you 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:40.000 heard about these self driving cars? Yeah? Do you think 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:46.280 they've not heard about him? Okay, okay, um, they have 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:50.800 these cars now that drive around without a driver. What 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:55.520 if you're Adam driver and you're in the backseat of 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:59.080 a driverless car and a cop pulls you over he says, 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:12.320 are you the drive? Ever? How confusing would that be? Okay? 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:21.040 That was that was like a seven Governor rhn de 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:27.280 Santis is at it again. Yea yeah, oh that would 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:31.880 be great if they react that way. That guy is 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:37.880 so weird they should call him Ron Dementos, right, I 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:44.600 called back Sacramento. Yeah, anyway, he doesn't want teachers to 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.120 say the word gay in the classroom, like it's a 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:53.200 dirty word. The only word dirt in the only the 0:13:53.240 --> 0:14:00.200 only word, the one hold on, the only flirty dirt in. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:10.160 God damn it fulls together on. He looked like a ass. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:14.319 Right now, you've come this far, you're almost at the 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:23.640 top of the mountain. Bring it home, you coward with 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:26.800 nothing but a coward and a quarter a jacket and 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.560 look like a You got your ass blowing in the wind. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:37.320 Just pull it together. The only dirty word in the 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:45.720 state of Florida is the santis. Thank you. On with 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.600 the rest of the show. Um, here's John Travolta and 0:14:49.840 --> 0:15:01.880 uh uh uh Grrie Mulligan. I don't know, I know, 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:06.160 I'm a big carry Amelegan fan. Well, very great, that 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:10.320 was great. That was very valuable. I feel like the 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:14.000 message we wanted to give after the Oscars on Sunday, 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.360 And if you guys are so inclined, you can stay 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:21.040 it with me. Hug it out, hug it out, say 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:26.080 it sincerely, though, like, hey, hug it out one to 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:33.920 three huge out. That feels good. Well, do you want 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.160 to turn to your neighbor and just tug them quickly? 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.960 It's COVID. Oh that's nice. People are doing it, doing 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:44.440 it for the listeners at home. There's four people. People 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.720 are now, people are really getting into it. Shirt answer, 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:57.520 keep your shirt disgusting. Well, uh, we should get on 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:01.680 with our show. Um, you said that you were guessed. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.760 All you said was personal and I didn't want it, 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.280 so I didn't want to ask because I didn't want 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:11.080 to like overset my Well, someone is in town, a 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:18.160 relative of mine, and he asked to come on the show. Yeah, Um, 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.040 are you okay? I'm okay, Yes, I'm fine. In fact, 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.040 it's good. We haven't seen each other a while. Um, 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:28.480 it looks bad, but no, it's he's fine. You know what, 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.000 Let's just get him out here. Would you please welcome 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:49.640 my brother Billy Burgundy? Hi? Yeah, right, Billy, wonder you 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:54.320 have a seat all right? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:59.520 I'll sit down right now. He's a little too high, 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.800 if I'm honest, right out of the gate, I feel 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.520 like I'm still kind of standing. Honestly, it's a regular. 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.080 It's just a club chair. It's a regular chair cheer 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:13.520 kind of playing a prank on me, like, ha, you 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.120 thought you sat down, but you're just squatting and your 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:20.600 thighs are doing a lot of the work. I don't 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:22.479 know if you can really, I don't think you can 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:30.240 smoke up right now, I'm doing it. I'm doing. Just 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:34.560 sit back in the sit back in the chair, please, Yeah, 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:39.760 a little baby brother, Roddy hot shot? Hot shot? Can 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:45.879 we curse? It's too late now I'm saying, I'll change 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.399 my tone, like I'll I'll like, I won't curse. I 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.600 don't want to have to call the fire marshal if 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:56.560 you're call them, call the you know the number of 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.879 the firemark every people say that all the time. I 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.240 all want to call fire my call him? What do 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:04.240 you got his number in your phone? Oh? I don't 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.040 having you, but I have you. I would get it 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:11.840 quickly and Carolina would call you it doesn't have it, 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.960 I have it. Tell me what it is and I'll 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:19.960 tell you. You better tell him. You better tell him 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:24.080 right now? Your fire don't embarrassing? Okay, what's his number? 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:28.159 How do we know that your number is the accurate number? 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.280 I got it from a bunny mind. My buddy is 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:37.760 a fire. Marshal alright, Oh I almost dropped my cigarettes. 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:42.000 You can't imagine what would have happened. Fire, Probably a fire. 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:48.840 I'm sorry. There's a huge gap between your two sensibilities. 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.679 This is what we're like, oil and water. We're different. Ronnie, 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:59.440 you know, Ronnie went off and became you know, a 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:03.919 little shot? Is that me? Am I doing that? I 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:12.639 think that's yours? Is is that me? Yeah? That's your everybody? 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:16.920 You go the way? Now you go? Alright, my turn. 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:22.600 It does seem like they was always very good in 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:33.040 audio visual class. Didn't work. It's okay, you gotta relax, Billy. 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:38.840 It's just a microphone to talk it to go. I know, 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:43.200 you gott if you're gonna stay here, you gotta take 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:45.040 it down or not. She just brought you a night. 0:19:46.920 --> 0:19:49.480 She's you're like a hair trigger. You've always been that way. 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:51.960 I didn't know what it was. I was freaked me. 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:54.920 The didn't look like you that. She's like, you take 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:59.240 this dough. She did all day dil though, and she 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:02.760 wanted me helper do. She didn't say a word, I know, 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:05.679 but it just felt this looks like a dildo to 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:09.439 you people, it's a microphone vote. We vote on it. No, 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:13.880 we don't vote. We all right vote that, we don't 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:17.919 vote on it. Fine, fine, But to me, I felt 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:22.000 in that situation a lady was running to me, go 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:26.080 and hide this dildo. I stole it. That's the story 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:34.480 I concocted within sec darn it, gosh, darn it. Come 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:36.600 to think of it, last Easter, you did give me 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:42.040 a microphone shape dildo. Got the wireless microphone shaped dildo. 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:51.480 They exist. That's a fun word, dildo. Right. We haven't 0:20:51.560 --> 0:21:09.280 laughed like that in a long time. I got a 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:12.119 big question for you, billy. What what What are you 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:17.399 doing here? You mean when I'm doing do the What 0:21:17.440 --> 0:21:19.520 do you want? Do you think? Do you want money? 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:21.960 Do you want money? Do you want a place to stay? What? 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:25.840 What's I mean? I'm not here to Do you have money? 0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:29.439 Do you have some cash? Got probably some cash on me. 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:32.000 I'll take some money. That's not why I'm here. But 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:35.600 if you're saying you throw the money around, they'll take 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:38.159 some money. I'm here to be interviewed. Isn't that what 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:41.840 you do? You really want to be interviewed by me? Yes, 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:44.560 that's why I'm holding this still though, so I can 0:21:44.680 --> 0:21:47.879 forget the interviewed. I came out of here. You know, 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.560 you got all these people here, Ronnie the hot shot, 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:54.960 hot shot Ronnie Burgundy that nobody gives it about his 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:58.400 big brother, Billy Burgundy. So I'm out here to be interviewed. 0:21:58.480 --> 0:22:02.320 Let these people know. Maybe I influenced you in some way, 0:22:04.960 --> 0:22:08.200 all right, fair enough, but you never expressed an interest 0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:11.640 in my life this way. So what would you say? 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:17.040 This is what you do in a podcast? What is 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:21.080 a podcast? By the way, Like, what is this actually? Like? 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:24.760 What do you do with it? I still couldn't tell you. 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:32.360 I don't understand it. From a technical standpoint. I initially 0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:35.159 thought we recorded on a bunch of cassette tapes. We 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:38.280 had to drive him to everyone's house, kind of like 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:41.679 the old Netflix model. That's what I thought, and you 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:43.800 pop them into a cassette and you listen to him, 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:46.040 and you you just hope, you pray to God that 0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:50.040 enough people have boom boxes at home. Still, that's what 0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:52.040 I thought a podcast was. I get it. The fact 0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:55.920 that this doesn't have a wire, I can't even knowing. 0:22:55.960 --> 0:22:57.880 I don't trust it. I'll never use a chordless that's 0:22:57.880 --> 0:23:03.720 why I go, I go wire, I go, uh do 0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:09.200 that as well? This feels better. For some reason, this 0:23:09.359 --> 0:23:12.800 just feels better. I don't know, like I'm plugged into 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:17.439 a system. Billy, let me. I'll start by asking you this. 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:22.600 We we both we grew up in Iowa. Why do 0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:34.320 you have a Brooklyn accent? Why? Why? And why is 0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:39.280 the question? Look like we're from Brooks We're from Brooklyn, Iowa. 0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:43.240 All Brooklyn's of Brooklyn. It doesn't matter which the state. 0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:47.080 It's in Brooklyn, Iowa's Brooklyn. You look. You look like 0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:51.679 the Fons. I love the Funds. I've always worshiped the Fons. 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:54.359 Every time I would watch Happy Days, I was like, 0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:56.919 that's who I'm gonna be when I grow up. And 0:23:56.960 --> 0:23:59.600 I don't care. I don't care if the settings and 0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:03.320 out of disappropriate. Don't care if it costs you employment. 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:07.680 I don't care. Care if you can't. I don't care 0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.639 if the settings and the people change around me. I'm 0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:13.440 gonna be the Fauns when I grow People feel awkward 0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:16.679 around you constantly. Yeah, this makes a statement. When I 0:24:16.720 --> 0:24:18.720 walk into a room, people are like, even when I 0:24:18.760 --> 0:24:20.880 walked out here, people are like, this guy's got something 0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:24.560 to say, look at it, Look at this guy. This 0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:28.320 guy gets it? Is that what people is that what 0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:32.400 you think people are thinking? Did anybody did anybody here 0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:38.080 think that? When I walked out, some people clapped how 0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:42.840 one guy, that young woman clapped the gates and then 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:47.920 the distinct voice was just a definite declarative no, no, no, no. 0:24:49.400 --> 0:24:53.600 Doing of the audience says no, ye, some people did clap, 0:24:53.720 --> 0:24:56.399 not as many numbers as I was hoping, maybe three, 0:24:56.800 --> 0:25:06.000 maybe three people possibly three one distinct No. I probably 0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:09.000 hate cigarettes. That's your thing. You're like, well, I'm against 0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:12.760 you because most people hate cigarettes. They do. It's when 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:17.000 since thirty years ago, twenty years ago. I don't. I 0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:19.760 don't know. You can't smoke anywhere. I do it all 0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:24.080 the time. I know that walking about what he says anything, 0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:25.720 They just let it happen. They're like, I don't know. 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:33.440 This guy looks like he knows something. No, No, this 0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:35.720 is fun. I like this is fun. You like do this? 0:25:35.720 --> 0:25:39.320 This is cool. This is a cool got gig? You know? 0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:42.760 Is that what it's called a gig. It's called a podcast. 0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:46.080 And we're you know, we're just we're lucky enough to 0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:47.439 be doing it in front of a live audience, and 0:25:47.440 --> 0:25:50.920 that's what's happenings, and this is kind of this is 0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:53.840 one of the things I do in my life. Well, 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:55.960 I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know because you don't call. 0:25:56.160 --> 0:26:00.240 You know, right, let us in high school. When you 0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:02.680 left town and you didn't talk to anyone in the 0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:06.920 family for twenty years, what happened? That's your question. I 0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:09.639 come out here and you say, why did I leave home? 0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:15.360 I was eleven when I left home. I was eleven, Ronnie, 0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:20.800 I was I was four. I was eleven, and I 0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:23.480 was in high school. Was an accelerated class. You were 0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:28.679 an accelerated student. I didn't understand anything, but I already 0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:32.360 had a mustache, so they pushed me through, and I 0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:35.719 was You think it's easy to be around them when 0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:38.199 people will look at you only eleven, and look at 0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:41.159 your brother's holding four and he's got a man's mustache 0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:48.639 and he's in these he's in these accelerated classes. Don't 0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:52.320 take me back there, because all I would do was 0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:57.080 squigger with crayons, and they loved They kept moving, loved me. 0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:00.400 I kept moving. They were like this guy's like a 0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:04.240 passa RANI was in college by ten years old it was. 0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:09.800 I left at eleven. I'm the youngest kid to ever 0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:12.560 leave his house at the youngest age. I looked it up. 0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:17.920 You looked it up where the library. I went to 0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:20.280 the library. And I went to the library, and there's 0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:24.280 a book. There's a book that chronicles how early children 0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:28.800 leave their houses. Yes, in the youngest before me was twelve. 0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:31.200 I left it eleven. So I got that. So you 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:35.280 broke the record. I broke the record after all, for 0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:43.240 Billy Burgundy. What kind of smokes are those? By the way, 0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:46.320 That's okay. I'd rather do that than get it on 0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.280 these nice chairs to make you stand up when you 0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:53.879 don't want to. Yeah, I left home at eleven. I 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:59.680 lived on trains. I lived on a bunch of trains trains. Yeah, 0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:03.080 you know what I did with fellow hoboes. Yeah. And 0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:05.760 I had a stick with a sack on the end 0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:08.280 of the kerchief. And I gotta tell you can't put 0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:11.200 a lot of clothes in there. You can maybe put 0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.480 a half of sandwich. You can put half of sandwich in, 0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:17.000 half of pair of jeans, one leg of a g 0:28:17.680 --> 0:28:19.240 It's not like you can put a wardrobe in the 0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:23.639 little chrischief. That's a kerchief. You know. It signals everyone 0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:26.919 that you hoped trains. Yeah, I have trains and I'm eleven. 0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:29.879 People like that. Kids shouldn't be hopping trains. Trains for 0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:34.159 how long? And twenty years? Hopped trains for twenty years 0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:37.280 until you were thirty one? Yeah, I just kept doing it. 0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:39.480 You know, once you're caught up in the game of 0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:43.040 hopping trains, it's not a game. You can't just get out. 0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:45.720 You can't get out. You could get out anytime you want. 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:48.360 How was that a comfortable life? It wasn't. I was. 0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:53.320 I'm a grizzled man because of it. Mcgrizzled Brooklyn Knight 0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:59.320 go uh go hu Husky Huskies. Who are the corn Huskers? 0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:05.400 What is it? How? Guys? That's what I said. Guys, Yes, 0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:09.600 Iowa hack guys. In Brooklyn we were the New Jersey 0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:13.720 Nets hot guys. Remember that high school where the New 0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:20.200 Jersey Nets. We were the Brooklyn Nets guys. That's right, 0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:22.640 that was our high school. And remember our fight song. 0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:34.160 Of course, I do breathe music Net eyes Nets. We're 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:40.720 coming from your throats out and what you bleed on 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:50.640 the floor. It is our dest today to prevail New 0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:57.760 Jersey nets nets. Of course I remember it pretty again. 0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:02.720 Of course I remember I fight song. I sing it 0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:06.400 every night on those trains. Taught all the hoboes. I said, 0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:08.920 listen to this and I get to the pot about 0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:11.440 ripping out the throats and the blood on the floor, 0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:17.640 and they loved it. I'm still confused. Who's they? My 0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:24.200 hobo friends, Charlie, mostly just me and Charlie. Look, here's 0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:26.080 the reason I'm here. You wanted to do the truth. 0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:29.880 There's another question I have for you because our brother Lonnie, 0:30:30.600 --> 0:30:34.560 I saw you in a pornographic movie. Talk about that. 0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:38.480 Talk about that. That's not I mean, what was what 0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:41.840 was that period of your life? What was going on? Okay, 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.120 it's one thing that maybe I was or was not 0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:47.360 in a pornographic film. It's another thing that Lonnie's watching 0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:51.000 stuff like that. What was he doing watching the thing? That? 0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:55.720 I was a fair question Back then, it was still old. 0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:57.960 Real to real, it was real to real. You had 0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:00.400 to you had to get a sixteen metal made a 0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:02.520 projector you had to want it. You had to want it, 0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:05.480 but you had to want it. You had to get it. 0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.680 Didn't get it, didn't know pop up. It was like 0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:13.560 I bought a ticket to see it loop it through. Yeah, yeah, 0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:18.080 that I need. I needed some money and there was 0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:20.800 no sound. There was no sound of corn A Kolani. 0:31:22.080 --> 0:31:25.720 I didn't see it. So you needed some money. I 0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.960 needed some money and I did a little porn ated 0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:32.120 by any chance. Yeah, that's how I got discovered. Remember 0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:35.640 how Edward Furlong got discovered for Terminator two. That's what 0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:39.640 happened to me. But it was for a pornographic film. 0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:43.600 I don't have that, that's the analogy. I don't have 0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:47.000 some sort of play on the title Terminator too. I 0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:49.480 just know that that's how I got discovered. Someone said 0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:52.320 you have a camera, and I said, hey, I live 0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:56.560 on trains. That was enough. That was enough to get 0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:59.880 me in the door. So there was a young enterp 0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:06.480 rising pornographic film maker scouting for his next actor in 0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:11.440 a train yard. Yeah, okay, you've been surprised. A lot 0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:15.560 of actors come from train yards in every in every genre. 0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:18.280 It's true. I know Gene Hackman came from a train yard. 0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:21.600 I know he also did a stretch of time at 0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:25.040 Joliet Prison. What was that for? Why do you got 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.120