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Speaker 1: whatever scenario, whoever the kid is, it's always gonna be

416
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,959
Speaker 1: the dad's Still, it's still a fairly low stake setting

417
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: to end up with Juliet. So continue. Well, So I

418
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: shoved the kid. I shoved the kid. He pulls, he

419
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: pulls what I thought was a switch blade. It was

420
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: one of those crazy straws. I thought it was a

421
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: switch blade. So I pulled my switch blade. Now we're dancing,

422
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He's got a crazy straight

423
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: yell out in another kid. I go, tie our arms together, right,

424
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: tie our arms together? And the kid did it, and

425
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: another kid did it. Yeah. The dad looks over. I'm

426
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: trying to knife fight his kid. He's got a crazy straw.

427
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: I gotta switch blade I had made for giraffes. I

428
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: don't know how to do the balloon animal bullet and

429
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: I cut the kids. Billy what it was a sanctioned fight?

430
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: He agree with that? Sanctioned by who? Me and the

431
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: kid who had the wire? Why he had used the wire? Yeah,

432
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: he had a crazy shot. But the other kid had

433
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: a wire to tie our wrist together so that he

434
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: couldn't escape the fight. We don't fight as much as

435
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 1: you know. So this is all I do it all

436
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: the time, so still to this day, to this day,

437
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: I'll go I'll go to a bar. I don't even.

438
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: I used to go to a bar and drunk and

439
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: did insurable Yeah no, no, no, Connie, look at me,

440
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: look at me. Is the fons insurable? Obviously not unless

441
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: you go to a Geico. Maybe. I don't know. I've

442
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: never had insurance. I don't know what it takes. I

443
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: wish and I don't know what it is. Look, it's

444
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: not all it's cracked up to be. I've never been

445
00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: insured fine all these years. Right, they just rolled of dice.

446
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: That's what I do. I rolled the dice. I see

447
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: where it end where I end up. And so I

448
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: got the town tonight, and I said, I'm gonna go

449
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: down to Ronnie's things up and awkwardly stare this crowd down.

450
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Are you thinking about that? No from

451
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: section whatever? That section him alone, Leave him alone. You

452
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: have a fight anybody, No from theies, because I assure

453
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: you it's not like fighting now, buddy, don't dignify him,

454
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: sir with a response. You know him, You know the

455
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: guy that's saying that's saying it in general. Okay, I'm

456
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 1: protecting our audience member from getting in a fifties style

457
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: gangster fight with you. Let it be known. I have

458
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: a switchblade. Let it be known. And not the cool

459
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: kind where like you hit the button and a comb

460
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: comes No, no, like a real knife, A real knife

461
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: comes out. One time I thought it was a comb.

462
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: I started cutting my hair accidentally. True story, yea, I

463
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: that one I believe, right, Why are you really here?

464
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: Why do you why don't you tell everybody what you did?

465
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Eleven years old.

466
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: Before I left home, he's and I left. Why did

467
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: I leave? Ronnie? Why did I leave? Why did I leave?

468
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know what you're I was sports swings,

469
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 1: sports swing. I don't remember two homeworks that I had out.

470
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: I had to write an essay on Jane Eyre. I

471
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: think you know what you did with the porch swing.

472
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: Dad came out of the porch swing. The porch swing

473
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: was broken? And what did you say? As a four

474
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: year old kid, what'd you say? What do you say? Ronnie?

475
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: What'd you tell Dad? What'd you tell Papa? I said,

476
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: bi wee? Did it? Bai boked the porch swing? Did I?

477
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: Did I break it? Or did you break it? No?

478
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: That's right? And then Dad said, Billy, did you break

479
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: this porch swing? And I said, no, Ronnie broke this

480
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: porch swing? And he said, Billy, you're a liar. Yes,

481
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: all you e a gonn amount to is a guy

482
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: who hops trains. Why don't you get started on it? Now?

483
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: So I did. I'm so sorry. I just panicked. I

484
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: oh is looked up to you? What I did. I

485
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: didn't want to. I knew you'd take the heat for me.

486
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: And but you really mean now you really look from you?

487
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: You really don't you mean when you say you take

488
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: as much time as you take us to tell me,

489
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 1: do you mean that when you say used to look

490
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: up to me, that you you didn't used to look

491
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: up to me. You didn't look up to me. You

492
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: you were my son, you were my moon, you were

493
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: my Saturn, my Jupiter, my venus, my mercury. You're gonna

494
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: make me smoke this whole pack of cigaretos. Oh I

495
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: ever wanted. I was just known as Billy burg and

496
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: his younger brother, and then you were God. And I

497
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: didn't know what to tell people. I didn't know where

498
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: you went, and no idea you were hopping trains, those

499
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: hopping trains. Hug out, hug out, hug it out, hug

500
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: it out, hu hug it out. I don't think we

501
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: could do this. We're Burgundies. Don't ever make hug it out.

502
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,959
Speaker 1: Hug How do you want to do? You go high?

503
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: I feel like we're both going high. Oh, thank you,

504
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: you heard me, Ronnie, Ronnie Hugny trying to hurt your

505
00:39:47,680 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: huck I'm stuck into your house. Wait what, I'm stuck

506
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: in the hoss before I stuck in the house years ago,

507
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: and I jacked off in all your socks. Well, I

508
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: never told you, Okay, I guess that could happen. I

509
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: don't hold it against you, at least, is that the

510
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: only thing you ever did to me? No, So I

511
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: jacked off in so many different types of clothes than

512
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: you have. Okay, okay, but it happened a long time

513
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: ago though, right, it wasn't recently. The socks were alonged

514
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: like two years ago, and then that shirt was earlier today.

515
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Brian, I thought I never thought we would

516
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: hug like that. That's okay, it's actually good for the shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

517
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: Rayon fibers respond to bodily. Yeah. I think I read

518
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: that somewhere. Also. Discharge is good for them every now

519
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: and then, any sort of discharge, human or otherwise. All right,

520
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna thanks for coming by wait for me after

521
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: the show. Of course, somewhere will get that money you

522
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: were talking about my brother, Billy Burgundy. Everyone, thank you,

523
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: Billy Burgundy. Everyone. That was a lot to take in.

524
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: I did not expect to go there tonight. Honestly, I

525
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of the situation I blame on

526
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: your dad, Yes, thank you. The Portswing thing, like he

527
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't have kicked Billy out of the house at eleven

528
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 1: for that, and he was so specific with his plan. Yeah,

529
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: for Billy, it feels like that was It's like it

530
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: was premeditated, like I want to get this loser out

531
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: of my house and on a train, trying to get

532
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: him to train hop for the rest of his life. Well,

533
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: this was such an amazing show, and oh well, we're

534
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: not done yet because I planned something pretty special. I

535
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: didn't tell you about this because you're going to love it.

536
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: I don't know you people, but I love spicy food.

537
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: I just love it. Um. Oh good moving some things

538
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: on stage to create a little area. And this guy

539
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: is I mean, he has created a special genre genre

540
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: that is uh, very unique and super exciting. Um And

541
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to do an interview with this guy

542
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: for a long long time. Please welcome Mr Sean Evans

543
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: with Nott once ha a good Sean, Thank you so much.

544
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is gonna be fun. Sean Everts, everyone,

545
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Should we move this a little closer,

546
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: we say just a little there we go, Hey, Chicago,

547
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: is that you're from Chicago? From Chicago? I just didn't

548
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: know if randomly yelling that out, because I sometimes I'll

549
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 1: do that, just shot out Chicago. No, no, just any city.

550
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: I'll just walk into a place and go Houston. It works,

551
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: it works, no one. I'll get my bagel and go.

552
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: You know, Um, this is pretty fun. So is everyone

553
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: familiar with hot ones? For? For our our audience and

554
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: our listeners kind of described your the premise here. Sure.

555
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: So the show, what we do is we interview celebrities.

556
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: But the little twist in there is that we have

557
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: them eat increasingly spicy chicken wings over the course of

558
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: the interview. So typically on the show will do a

559
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: ten wing lineup right today, sort of a miniature version wings.

560
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: That's the good news. The bad news though, Ron, very

561
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: steep ramp up. It's going to eleven right out of

562
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: the game, right out of the gate. You know, I'll

563
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: start off in a comfortable place, but it'll get very hot,

564
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: very quickly. Okay, were you ready to start? Yes? Alright,

565
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: let's make some and so we'll start with the classic

566
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: and this is very important, Ron, You're gonna want to

567
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: start at the handle over there. Start at the handle.

568
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: Start at the handle. Boy, I wish I had a

569
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: nickel for every time I've heard that. And then we'll

570
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: dive right in. Have you ever been over to sin

571
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: right across the street, Right across the street they have

572
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: start at the handle tuesdays. Okay, says we dive in in.

573
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmmmm. And my my first question for you, Ron,

574
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: Oh good god, Okay, oh my god. Oh already it's

575
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: the first wing. No way, I'm not doing that, Carolina.

576
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: You gotta do it. You have to do it. You

577
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: gotta do it, or I'm fired. You're fired. I'm already fired.

578
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: But you got God, that is awful. Well, I did

579
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: have questions for for you, great Carolina. She's a smart cookie.

580
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,479
Speaker 1: She can handle it. She can handle it. You gotta

581
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: answer the questions. Okay, okay, okay, but you didn't just

582
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: take a bite out of that wing. But I'll uh continue. Okay,

583
00:46:54,920 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: this is all right, Carolina, thank you, alright, alright, alright,

584
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: I can. I'm sure I can answer your questions, so

585
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: I'll ask. I did have questions prepared for you, Ron,

586
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: So you're outsourcing not only the wing eating, but also

587
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: the answering of your own questions. I mean, I think

588
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: this will be one of the one and one and

589
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: a kind of experience, you know, very different. She can

590
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: handle it. She's she who. Okay, all right, let's start.

591
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: We're doing it. It's happening. My mouth is on fire.

592
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: That is like, I am okay, I am doing this

593
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: for the salary right now. That is what I'm gonna

594
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: tell you, which is cauldron in my belly right now.

595
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm awake to start things off. I'm curious, Uh, why

596
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: did you decide to step out of retirement and start

597
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: a podcast? Go ahead, I'm podcasting is fun. I have

598
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 1: a mustache. I like the news. That's a dumb answer.

599
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. This is crazy. Okay, okay, I

600
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: can do the next. I'll be more sophisticated answers, I promise.

601
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's pivot a little bit. What would

602
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: you say, is the biggest news story that you've ever covered? Oh,

603
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: this is easy. You know this one. You know this one.

604
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: Yell sprecka se Deutsche Hell. Okay, okay, okay, I think

605
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: that was good. That was good. Okay. And then let's

606
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: let's shift to something maybe a little more topical. You know,

607
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm curious your thoughts on the current media landscape, Like

608
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: when you watch Anchorman on the cable news channels, Fox News, CNN,

609
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: what do you think of them? What do you think

610
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: them on news channels? Are there for clickbait headlines? And

611
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: I delivered real heartfelt news. That's pretty good. Yes, yes,

612
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: do I do? I go the next wing. Yeah, that's

613
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: that's to move on to the next wing. So this

614
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: next one is Lose Calientes. Typically in their lineup, it'll

615
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: be the fifth Sauce, but today going steeping step towards

616
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: the peak of Mount Scoville onto the fifth sauce, the

617
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: Turning Sauce, the Turning Sauce. It's the Turning Poor all right,

618
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: that's another featured night. It's in turn Sauce. Hello, okay, okay, yeah,

619
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: we are here at a party. Oh my goodness. That

620
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: is um uh opening everything up. I'm feeling that one. Huh. Okay,

621
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I got out of this. What's your

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Speaker 1: question for Ron? Sure? Sure? Um? Do you have an

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Speaker 1: all time favorite celebrity interview? Why do you know this? God,

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Speaker 1: you're blowing it so hard right now? Uh, I can't

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Speaker 1: think I want Russian, Russian head of state, the Russian

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Speaker 1: head of state in what year? I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I asked that. I don't know what Russian head of state.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, whoo whoo, whoo whoo. I really want

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Speaker 1: that milk. Okay, um, same same first name as the

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Speaker 1: current British Prime Minister, Boris. It's my most favorite interview,

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Speaker 1: even though I didn't have a translator that day. It's

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Speaker 1: not just winging it with the Russian Okay, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: y just race the tiniest blossom milk I poured for myself.

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Speaker 1: It just started making me think how delicious cold ice

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Speaker 1: cold milk tastes. Buttery ice cold milk. There's it's so

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Speaker 1: incredibly thirst quitch it hits, especially after those spicy wings

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Speaker 1: ron I can only imagine. Okay, one more, um, I'll

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Speaker 1: take this one. There is that enough? It was perfect,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Okay, Okay, I'm doing good. I'm alive.

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Speaker 1: I'm here. You were going good. Your question okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: if you could host a dinner party from any time

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Speaker 1: in history, who would you invite? Uh uh the the

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Speaker 1: Pam Greer. No, no, no, Pam greer. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Um.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to think of the name and try to

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Speaker 1: transfer it into your brain. Evil kin evil good two

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Speaker 1: for two. Um. Who oh my god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. The person you like that your next

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Speaker 1: door neighbor who has all those birds? Glenn? Probably not Glenn. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go what's the last wing? Let's let's let's gas

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Speaker 1: pedal this. This is the last ab. We call it

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Speaker 1: the last Ab Carolina because it's tradition around here to

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Speaker 1: put a little extra on the last wing. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to, though, if you don't want to do it.

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Speaker 1: I wanted that Christmas bonus, Christmas. Do it, do it,

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Speaker 1: do it, last wing, last wing. This is gonna curl

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Speaker 1: your eyelashes. Young lady, that's gonna pop your wig right

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Speaker 1: off your head. Guy, it's the craziest sauce I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: Oh where are you feel it? In the cockles? That's

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Speaker 1: all in the cockles. Okay, what's the question? Okay, by

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Speaker 1: the way, you know, this spring is gonna be a

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Speaker 1: horrible allergy season, one of the worst on records. Let's

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Speaker 1: get to the question. It's a little, it's a little

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Speaker 1: is there tech on on hand? And it's a little

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Speaker 1: awkward as I as I wrote the interview for Ron,

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Speaker 1: but I'll ask the question. I know that you're a

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Speaker 1: very particular Carolina. I know that you're a very particular man.

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Speaker 1: How do you romance a woman? You are nice, You're honest,

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Speaker 1: you'd take a nice places. Say here the movies, but

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Speaker 1: firs and jewels. First jewel. You're nice, story dad, You're

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Speaker 1: nice to your mom. Play a little jazz flute. You

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Speaker 1: play jazz flute. I just went to a dark place,

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Speaker 1: all right, Mac, Mike drop, let's make some noise. You're

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Speaker 1: to get it. Wow, you are definitely getting a Christmas

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Speaker 1: bonus this year. I love you. Guys who staying with me.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have a little that milk too. Wow. And

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Speaker 1: you know that's Yak's milk, so everyone knows we did

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Speaker 1: not harm a cow. It's pure Yak's milk, which is

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Speaker 1: the best kind of milk. Sean. We can't thank you

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Speaker 1: enough for coming out here. Ever, everyone you did awesome.

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Speaker 1: You did awesome, Thank you, sir, Ron, valiant efforts, purgeous.

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Speaker 1: Look it was not my thing, ultimately, Carolina, great John.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna lay a tart on that one,

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Speaker 1: but you didn't. Don't forget backstage. We're gonna have some

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Speaker 1: of my special for Alarm Chili. Save room for that, folks.

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Speaker 1: We're at the end of our show. Um, but I

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Speaker 1: have one final segment I'd like to call my take,

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Speaker 1: So if you indulge me, this is run Burgundy with

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Speaker 1: my take. So should I just get out of here? Yah?

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I asked Carolina if she had ever seen the

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Speaker 1: movie Gone with the Wind. She shook her head and

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Speaker 1: looked confused, and then said, what's a movie? It got

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Speaker 1: me thinking our movies dead. I remember the first movie

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Speaker 1: I ever saw. It was called Hot Boobs. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to talk about that movie. It wouldn't be appropriate. However,

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Speaker 1: the second movie I saw was called How the West

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Speaker 1: Was One. Kevin Costner had referenced watching How the West

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Speaker 1: Was Won and as a child, he said, how transformative

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Speaker 1: it was. Well, the same thing happened to me. Sitting

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Speaker 1: there in the dark. I was introduced to a whole

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Speaker 1: new world, a world of wondrous make believe. And right

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Speaker 1: next to me as I looked over at the seat

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Speaker 1: was an old prospector named Gus Chickens. He was a

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Speaker 1: folksy old fellow who had brought his mule into the theater,

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Speaker 1: and during the intermission he had turned to me and said,

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Speaker 1: I'm gush chickens. That's the way he talked. He said,

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Speaker 1: I sure do love a Western. It beats beans for breakfast,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I didn't, so I

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Speaker 1: asked him why he talks in that funny way, and

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Speaker 1: he said, I grew up in Compton, California, where Kevin

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Speaker 1: Costner came from. I spent my whole life around them

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Speaker 1: rascally movie folk. Me and my mule went to shin

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Speaker 1: digs up there in them Hollywood Hills. I ate at

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Speaker 1: them there, fancy restaurants, chewing on meal and wet in

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Speaker 1: my whistle on bottles of wide. I said that that

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Speaker 1: didn't make sense. If he grew up in southern California

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Speaker 1: around sophisticated Hollywood people, why did he talk in such

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Speaker 1: a folksy, down home way. He looked at me and said, ah,

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Speaker 1: finnel sticks, And just like that, he grabbed his mule

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Speaker 1: and left. Carolina sits around watching TikTok toes and YouTube's

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Speaker 1: on her phone like a lot of simpletons these days.

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Speaker 1: Maybe movies are dead, or maybe like the cultural around us,

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Speaker 1: they're just changing into something new, and it's scares a

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Speaker 1: lot of people. I'm not afraid of change. I'm afraid

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Speaker 1: of Jello and wild boars and Canadians, but not change.

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Speaker 1: These days, there are a lot of old men invoking

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Speaker 1: the past, mainly on Fox News. The past was really

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Speaker 1: good for me. I I drank a bottle of scotch

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Speaker 1: every day and woke up naked in more city parks

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Speaker 1: than I can remember. But the past wasn't great for everyone.

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Speaker 1: Once again, our movie is dead. I don't think so,

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Speaker 1: but maybe we can make them better. I'm Ron Burgundy

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Speaker 1: and that's my take. Thank you everyone right, thanks for

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Speaker 1: every getting got right, he says, because he gets no

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Speaker 1: stuck up to be so light. He tried like a suck,

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Speaker 1: seemed like a plank. We solid younger will try so

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Speaker 1: we never getting the guy brank so to get up

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Speaker 1: a lot of band winds and he's a god. He

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Speaker 1: ain't no stand and he doesn't have He's on a

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Speaker 1: night sized stand, which because everybody knows he's banded. Ron

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Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast Best