Speaker 1: Hello, Danielle. Hi, Scotty, No, you've all noticed. It is
Speaker 1: Danielle and myself. Welcome to serial Killers. Today is Monday,
Speaker 1: June fifth, and many apologies for no serial killers last week?
Speaker 2: How come you've been kind of like slacking me? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's not you.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, listen, I don't want to be a jerk.
Speaker 1: Andrew's a very busy guy.
Speaker 2: Does he know that I'm sitting here right?
Speaker 1: He doesn't. He'll find out on me. No. No, he's
Speaker 1: in a meeting.
Speaker 2: You know what. I feel terrible.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. The problem is is I I don't
Speaker 1: like to disappoint our listeners. And they turned on the
Speaker 1: whatever what do you turn on? The podcast?
Speaker 2: Thing podcast?
Speaker 1: They opened the app.
Speaker 2: Last week, the iHeart where you listen.
Speaker 1: You guys opened it up last week. There was nothing
Speaker 1: there on Monday, there was no Serialised. There was no
Speaker 1: ball Chat on Wednesday. So we've given you nothing new
Speaker 1: for like a week and a half. And I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why you guys just don't say Tuesday
Speaker 2: at ten fifteen, right, that's when we do it, and
Speaker 2: then you block it out on all your schedules and
Speaker 2: you cannot schedule anything unless it's something like that Elvis
Speaker 2: definitely needs and you can't get out of you just
Speaker 2: don't book anything that time.
Speaker 1: Andrew's schedule in my schedule are now so completely different
Speaker 1: than like, I want to do it at ten fifteen.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh no, maybe eleven. I'm like, dude, I
Speaker 1: can't stay here till twelve thirty, right, you know, I
Speaker 1: have kids in the whole thing, so we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to get our schedules better aligned. In any event, Danielle
Speaker 1: is here today, so let's start it. Usually don't have
Speaker 1: we don't have music and stuff anymore because Andrew's stupidman box.
Speaker 1: He's so busy that he can't put stuff in it.
Speaker 1: But that was so much fun, I know. But you know,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do anyway, Danielle. I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: you choose the new surreal that we do today because
Speaker 1: there's two very new exciting ones. We tried a couple
Speaker 1: of them on the show a week or two ago.
Speaker 1: Did you try both of them?
Speaker 2: I don't think I was. Was I here?
Speaker 1: Did you try the kit Cat Cereal? No, that's what
Speaker 1: we're doing, so you know, just reach behind you right
Speaker 1: there and grab the kit Cat cereal. This whole setup
Speaker 1: is the chairs and the and I'm using my I'm
Speaker 1: using my I will Usually we pulled this thing for
Speaker 1: oh my god, above one or the other one or
Speaker 1: the other. No, we did that already. We did it,
Speaker 1: all right, so come sit down, all right. So normally
Speaker 1: we pulled this table over and we have the whole
Speaker 1: thing and the setup, and we're now we're using my iPhone.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know how the video
Speaker 1: is going to look. I don't know how this is
Speaker 1: going to sound. Andrew's gonna Andrew's just gonna get mad
Speaker 1: and not even like produce it or put it in
Speaker 1: a thing. I'm gonna have to figure out how to
Speaker 1: upload it. And I know nothing about podcast uploading, all right.
Speaker 1: So anyway, brand new from General Mills, our wonderful listener,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what was her name? Hold on, I
Speaker 1: don't want to mess it up notes with a V. Yes, Valerie.
Speaker 1: Valerie sent this in and she was very excited for
Speaker 1: us to do it on the show. KitKat It is,
Speaker 1: It is, it is is slowly getting into stores and
Speaker 1: this is it's all the rage with the now candy
Speaker 1: bar cereals. You know, there's been many candy bar cereals.
Speaker 1: You know, You've got KitKat obviously. Yeah, you had the
Speaker 1: Jolly Rancher one, which I guess is a candy bar
Speaker 1: a while back that that came and went. You have
Speaker 1: Reese's Puffs, yea. Overseas you have Nesti's crung cereal in
Speaker 1: some markets. That's uh, and there's there was another couple
Speaker 1: of you know, it's just it's it's.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking when Spencer goes over to the UK,
Speaker 2: he's gonna start sending you cereal from the UK. I'm
Speaker 2: very excited he will be your cereal Squirrel from the UK.
Speaker 1: I love that. Speaking of secret Squirrel, Joel, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just got me the Icy cereal, so that'll be coming.
Speaker 2: Like the Slurpy you mean, like yeah, but you.
Speaker 1: Know Slurpy's trademark of seven eleven icy is you know icy.
Speaker 1: I see the one with the Polar Bear. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: the one like you see at the roller Rings and whatever. Right, anyway,
Speaker 1: so kit Kat from General.
Speaker 2: Milk, I see the one you see at the movie theaters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, movie theater has icy. Slurpy is seven to eleven.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna give you a cup that just
Speaker 1: has a little because you're with the milk, and I
Speaker 1: can't I know what I I don't have your I
Speaker 1: didn't know you.
Speaker 2: You put a tiny tiny bit of milk. I'll be okay,
Speaker 2: it's got to be teen.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: be squirting on your way home.
Speaker 2: I can't even believe we can. Can you say that
Speaker 2: on this podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's gross?
Speaker 1: All right? So kit Cat cereal from General.
Speaker 3: Mils very good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh it's most yummy.
Speaker 1: It's been Hershey cereal too, this coco I want. I
Speaker 1: want Milky Way cereal that would be Spectat.
Speaker 2: Caramel bits, right, oh you know that the Milky Way.
Speaker 2: It could be chocolate puffs and then like a little
Speaker 2: round caramel.
Speaker 3: Pieces puffs that puffs. No, you can't put that in
Speaker 3: why yeah, okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Mmmm.
Speaker 2: It tastes like cocoa pups.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you it's good.
Speaker 2: It tastes like kit Cat.
Speaker 1: But I don't think it's all the rage like on
Speaker 1: the show. When we did it on the show, everyone
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, I mean, it's decent.
Speaker 2: It tastes just like you don't think. It tastes like
Speaker 2: cocoa puffs.
Speaker 1: Well it would because you know why, mm hmm yeah,
Speaker 1: same company. Andrew would say, what cocoa crispies? No, different
Speaker 1: company it it actually has a sleigh. It is good.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of it. It's missing something. The
Speaker 1: pieces look like little squares. They look up you're trying
Speaker 1: to be a little kit Cats, but they're not.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't throw it out the cereal bowls.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't either. It's a little bit disappointing to me, though,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm going to give it.
Speaker 1: Three Yeah, that's what I did. See three bowls in
Speaker 1: a spoons unanimous. It's not as good as I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm on finished it.
Speaker 1: I do like I mean, I like kit Cats candy bars,
Speaker 1: but this is not. But you know what, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, though, this is not freaking breakfast,
Speaker 1: Like my kids should not be eating kid Cat cereal
Speaker 1: for breakfast. I had breakfast, Now you didn't. You had deserve.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe if you add a banana to it
Speaker 2: or some blueberries or something. But I feel like you
Speaker 2: could even put this in like a little I don't know,
Speaker 2: you don't even put this in like a little zip
Speaker 2: lock bag and take it as.
Speaker 3: A snack in the app Yeah, I mean it's good.
Speaker 2: I'm not even put like that's family size. That looks
Speaker 2: pretty small for families.
Speaker 1: They're a small family. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make it four bowls. I'm sorry, I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm staying with mine.
Speaker 3: That's three bowls in a spoon. Okay, what else?
Speaker 1: What else? All right? Now? Do you like coconut?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I love. My husband does not like coconut.
Speaker 1: A huge fan, Like I love fresh coconut.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love coconut. Or if you ever have you
Speaker 2: ever had a yogurt like you know, overnight oats and
Speaker 2: you add fresh coconut, or a protein shake with fresh
Speaker 2: coconut shredded in there, it's great.
Speaker 1: The thing with me is I love coconut. I love
Speaker 1: coconut pieces. But sometimes you'll be fooled and you go
Speaker 1: to the store and you buy a packet like dried coconut.
Speaker 1: There's so much added sugar in it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: So I don't understand, Like, why can't they just have
Speaker 1: coconut without sugar because it's a land no taste. I
Speaker 1: don't know, because like when you go to the Caribbean
Speaker 1: or whatever and you're sitting on the beach, a guy
Speaker 1: hacks the coconut and I just I eat it. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Maybe you just think it tastes so good because you're
Speaker 2: in the moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I'm a huge fan of coconut.
Speaker 1: But then again, I've never gone to shop right and
Speaker 1: bought a coconut? What do you do with it? Now?
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't even know how to open it?
Speaker 1: I get you bash it with a hammer.
Speaker 2: There has to be a way to open it. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure YouTube has a way to open it.
Speaker 1: So this one, this is from Legal Legal you likely
Speaker 1: I really don't actually going there. I don't. That's such
Speaker 1: a weird store, it is.
Speaker 2: They have so many difference They have like T shirts,
Speaker 2: over heat what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They have dog collars and they have salmon. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a strange. It's almost like a mini costco with just
Speaker 1: random weird.
Speaker 2: Stuff stuff for everyone.
Speaker 1: And everything is like well, if it's here, what do
Speaker 1: they call it? Not limited time? But while supplies, it's
Speaker 1: not stuff that they restock. They just kind of get
Speaker 1: what up?
Speaker 2: You sure, it's legal and not litle.
Speaker 1: It is lethal. How do you know it is because
Speaker 1: I've heard it in commercial that's absolutely legal. Please don't
Speaker 1: start with me. This is a very heavy box of granola.
Speaker 1: It's called Wishful Coconut.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you could kill somebody in this box.
Speaker 2: And it's not even a big box. Although wait a minute,
Speaker 2: how many either on my glasses? How many ounces is
Speaker 2: that one?
Speaker 1: This is twenty six point five ounces. This is one
Speaker 1: pound three ounces nineteen point five ounces, much bigger than part.
Speaker 1: But it's just it's all weight. It's so everything's sold
Speaker 1: by weight, not by volume.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: So this is actually good because you know what, most
Speaker 1: places would give you a full freaking sized box with
Speaker 1: the same amount and if they can pack and I'll
Speaker 1: put it in here. It's not.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's better, easier to put that in your cabinet,
Speaker 2: and it's better.
Speaker 1: For the environment ya packaging. Yes, uh, these are pretty
Speaker 1: big clusters.
Speaker 2: I hope they taste delicious.
Speaker 1: I was hoping there would be some don't really smell
Speaker 1: like anything. I was hoping there'd be some coconut chunks
Speaker 1: in here. I don't see any of that. It says
Speaker 1: granola with shredded coconut. I don't see any shredded coconut.
Speaker 2: I don't see any shredded coconut. Well, I don't have
Speaker 2: my glasses on anything.
Speaker 1: Are we really getting to that point in our lives, Danielle?
Speaker 2: But even young people need glasses. You're right, It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter what age you want.
Speaker 1: Know, I need them sometimes, two for reading, depends you. Ready.
Speaker 1: Coconut wishful granola by Alletal. It's good, but there's something
Speaker 1: artificial about it.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, but it's it's actually really good. Are
Speaker 2: you like that pizza guy? In one bite?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Only one cup?
Speaker 1: Then I'm trying to see if it says it's artificially flavored,
Speaker 1: But no, I think this is I think this is actual.
Speaker 1: Let's say, no high fortose corn syrup, no artificial flavors,
Speaker 1: no certified synthetic colors. So this is actually decent for you.
Speaker 1: A lot of carbs, but who cares? Oh, sugar is
Speaker 1: twenty two percent of your.
Speaker 2: Daily Oh that's a lot of sugar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's sugars and added sugars. Oh, it is good.
Speaker 2: Though, it is good though, I'll give it three bowls.
Speaker 1: Three I'm gonna go four.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I think it's good.
Speaker 2: I would have given it more if there wasn't all
Speaker 2: these added sugars, and I.
Speaker 1: Think there should be. Yeah, but we go by taste,
Speaker 1: not by what's in it. I'm not supposed to read
Speaker 1: the label like that ruin it for you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're scotty. All right, this is yummy, though,
Speaker 2: I will say it is good, much better.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it says the shredded coconut. But
Speaker 1: maybe it's like within the clusters. I don't know. There
Speaker 1: should be chunks of coconut in here, and they should
Speaker 1: make one with chocolate chips, maybe dark chocolate or whatever.
Speaker 2: Different versions exactly anyway, all right, strawberries.
Speaker 1: No, that's getting nutty.
Speaker 2: Then why are they getting nutty?
Speaker 1: All right, we don't have the thing coconut. We don't
Speaker 1: have the thing with the thing.
Speaker 2: So what's the thing with the thing.
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Dun dum dum, dum
Speaker 1: dum dum, and we're bad.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: This is the most jan version Serial Killers, with no
Speaker 2: no board, no sound effacts, nothing, no funny. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had to leave a hole there so Andrew could
Speaker 1: find the spot for the commercials.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna say this. We are not playing this back.
Speaker 2: This is no go we have to okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, it's weird though, because the
Speaker 1: video it's not going to sound right because we're just
Speaker 1: recording the audio on my phone after here. Although I
Speaker 1: don't maybe he can sync it up. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I like when our mouths don't sync up, like what
Speaker 2: we're saying.
Speaker 1: I think, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't love watching that on television. It throws me
Speaker 2: off so much.
Speaker 1: I can't watch it. Yeah, it's unwatchable.
Speaker 2: I watch it, but I'm like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 2: is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: All right. Now, you know our friend Juan, you've seen
Speaker 1: him on Twitter and Instagram one bask question comments and whatever.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's cool, sometimes he's a dick, you know.
Speaker 2: Whatever, depends on his mood, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's random. Serially, he says, this is pronounced du dulce, oh,
Speaker 1: delta delcha.
Speaker 2: Why is it saying that one of the best flavors
Speaker 2: of ice?
Speaker 1: If you say dulce de leche, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: very upset. All right, Well, anyway, thank you. This weird
Speaker 1: ass one sent us this weird ass I don't know
Speaker 1: where it's home. It's called tups.
Speaker 2: How cute is that?
Speaker 1: Toops Delta di le Oh he says it's dual se
Speaker 1: de le Chuh it is from le product of Colombia.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is made in Colombia. It's called tups. And
Speaker 1: these are your typical pillow cereal. These are called pillows
Speaker 1: in the cereal world. Okay, So Crave is a pillow
Speaker 1: cereal that looks just like this, and they delicious. They
Speaker 1: have chocolate and dual se de leche very good. And
Speaker 1: so we're gonna try the duel se de lache one.
Speaker 2: One will be very happy.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know is it expired? It says best before,
Speaker 1: but there's nothing there.
Speaker 2: Oh however, but that's just because it says best before,
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean you're right. What do you do? Throw
Speaker 2: it out the day after?
Speaker 1: Like I was. I was at a Memorial Day barbecue
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Yeah, and uh, last weekend, and there
Speaker 1: were beers there and it said best by twelve, twenty two,
Speaker 1: twenty two, and it's like they're still fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they still drink Okay, this taste okay.
Speaker 1: Oh it had a weird puff. No, it's fine now,
Speaker 1: but when it when it puff, when it puffed in
Speaker 1: my face, it was a weird.
Speaker 2: Smell like new cups.
Speaker 1: I forget freshmow cups, so I don't I can't even
Speaker 1: Oh here it is. They call it expanded cereal made
Speaker 1: with rice, wheat, and oat with artificially flavored dule. I've
Speaker 1: never said dulcet is.
Speaker 2: That's really how it sets.
Speaker 1: Dulce, dulce, dul whatever de cream filling.
Speaker 2: But but I'm gonna go by with one.
Speaker 1: So they look like crave totally. They smell really good.
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly where he got these, so I
Speaker 1: can't direct you to purchase them.
Speaker 2: But if you look at Amazon, it yeah, it's called it's.
Speaker 1: Called Tupes and is it made by the Tupes manufactured
Speaker 1: by con Grupo. Oh, you're going already, Okay.
Speaker 2: That's good?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Oh? My goodness? It tastes just like dolce. Don't how
Speaker 2: are we saying it dulce? Oh my goodness, just.
Speaker 3: Delicious it is.
Speaker 1: It's a little weird, but it's good.
Speaker 2: I'm giving really yeah, this is good.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it four because I feel like I would
Speaker 1: like the chocolate one better. This is good. It's good.
Speaker 1: That has five vitamins and three minerals. How bad could
Speaker 1: it be?
Speaker 2: I want to send a picture to my friend from Columbia.
Speaker 2: See if she's ever had this before.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, friends in Colombia.
Speaker 2: Well she lives here now, but Columbia.
Speaker 1: All right? Oh guess what serial killers? Because one also
Speaker 1: said us chocolate. He sent both of them.
Speaker 3: So there's one.
Speaker 1: There's tubes, tubes, extra chocolate expanded artificially flavored chocolate cereal
Speaker 1: made with rice, wheat and oat with artificially. Why has
Speaker 1: it got to be artificial? Where did they just use chocolate?
Speaker 1: It's really obnoxios.
Speaker 2: Maybe it doesn't keep as well if it doesn't.
Speaker 1: If they don't know, it's more expensive, that's true. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: this one has one gram of trans fat in it.
Speaker 1: Trans Fat is banned in the United States, isn't it really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to be allowed to use
Speaker 1: it in Oh I don't know. Yeah, we're going to die.
Speaker 2: Thanks for giving me that.
Speaker 1: Well I would usually look at it, but what the hell?
Speaker 1: This one? The chocolate one has no transfer, So we're good. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's weird. You don't see many things.
Speaker 2: Are you sure transplant is not allowed?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty Just let me check it out. Is trans
Speaker 1: fat band in America? There are some countries where.
Speaker 2: It's trams fat band in America? It says, Oh, yup, yeah, yup,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. It says it's official. Artificial trans fats are
Speaker 2: banned in the United States twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I don't know how they got.
Speaker 2: This across safe to eat and gave food makers three
Speaker 2: years to eliminate them for the food supply with the
Speaker 2: deadline of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Should we make each other throw up?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is not what we don't think
Speaker 2: we enough of it to kill ourselves. Dude. This comes
Speaker 2: from Harvard, by the way.
Speaker 3: This article, Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1: It's bad stuff.
Speaker 2: And this definitely does.
Speaker 1: This one says no unless the labels lying.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, one, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 1: So this is the chocolate tupes.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I'm that's amazing.
Speaker 1: No, see, yeah, it is really good.
Speaker 2: This tastes like real chocolate compared to the kick kat
Speaker 2: that doesn't taste like real chocolate.
Speaker 1: Art but the artificial chocolate makes me upset. It's all
Speaker 1: right cool. You know c Cereal World does not love crave,
Speaker 1: but I think I prefer crave to tubes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will give this Oh wait, wait a minute, now,
Speaker 2: I want to go back and take away the five
Speaker 2: balls from the dulgy De Laya because it's now crappy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we do it. I taste. It's all about
Speaker 1: taste for us.
Speaker 2: That's why it tastes so good.
Speaker 1: This is poison exactly. This is I'm going to give
Speaker 1: this one a disappointing three balls. Just that to me,
Speaker 1: that flavor, I know that that's artificially flavored chocolate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give it three three Okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, well, hey, thank you for sitting in, Danielle.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. I know I'm not as exciting as no.
Speaker 1: No, no, You're great.
Speaker 2: I don't find out with you, I know, but people
Speaker 2: like to hear you.
Speaker 1: You know what. Some people don't. Really You've been getting
Speaker 1: a lot of comments with people like I like the
Speaker 1: early episodes where you guys just like kind of talk
Speaker 1: to each other, and I don't like that it's turned
Speaker 1: into you guys just bickering. But you can't make everybody happy.
Speaker 2: No, maybe just a little bit.
Speaker 1: I've learned that in life.
Speaker 2: Did I push you?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Yes, I know you've learned in life you cannot make
Speaker 2: any work I try. That is the truth.
Speaker 1: So thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please, oh please,
Speaker 1: thank you anytime. Follow us on all socials at serial
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Speaker 1: for me on Instagram, and don't get.
Speaker 2: The dolty de leche because you'll die from it.
Speaker 1: Thank you one very much, appreciate it. And check the
Speaker 1: website serial KILLERSPC dot com. Our friend Newman does a
Speaker 1: very nice job on that. We'll see you hopefully on
Speaker 1: Wednesday with an all new ball chat. Yeah I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll be in bull Chap and I'll say all right,
Speaker 1: so thanks for listening until we see you. Then say crunch, Danielle,
Speaker 1: run
Speaker 3: Crunch, yeah, just crunch, Okay, all right