WEBVTT - Drinking That Haterade: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking Mini e sel Mini episode motherfucking Mini ee Ai sel.

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<v Speaker 2>I can put you in a mansion somewhere in Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome Gentiles and little Mamas are like to another phenomenal

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<v Speaker 2>episode of My.

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<v Speaker 3>Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep

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<v Speaker 3>into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And we bodyly work to prove the theories of you

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<v Speaker 2>the listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, David, really, you hit that s hard today, listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>I sometimes when I'm doing v oh, they told me,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't say s's or like d's or teas. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to incorporate my old job into my other.

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<v Speaker 3>Job fair enough. I'm like stinck Irman and maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>My palms are sweating just discussing it. To be quick.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy a downtown living. I like a law try

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<v Speaker 2>to get me out on the streets. I'm gonna live

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<v Speaker 2>off for my mama told me, money up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's coming in hot, baby. We're racking it up. We're rich, rich, rich,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's all because of this the podcasts we built.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I shout out to that one guy in Chicago

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<v Speaker 2>who recognized me on the street. He was walking his dog.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, hey, you do that shit with buddy from Insecure, Right.

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<v Speaker 3>You know why I like that because he's already making

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<v Speaker 3>it clear he doesn't respect us on a multitude of levels, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hey, you do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit with buddy from Insecure. You know, you know he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't like my work enough to learn my name, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know he doesn't like our work enough to not

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<v Speaker 3>call it shit. That's from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>There's someone of a working actor. I've seen you another

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<v Speaker 2>shit you were on the Boys.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not that's not what I'm referend for, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>not what people who hate my guts like to bring up.

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<v Speaker 2>Mostly, No, I feel like you get a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>you're a little gay dude from insecurey there.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say twenty five percent of the time I

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<v Speaker 3>have to be clocking whether or not this is somebody

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<v Speaker 3>trying to be mean to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it. I believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like sex, seventy five percent of the time, it's just

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<v Speaker 3>a person being like, fuck, yeah, man, that's cool, nice

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<v Speaker 3>to meet you. And then there's like twenty five percent

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<v Speaker 3>where's somebody being like, hey, hey, that's you, isn't it,

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, But I do other stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>So fuck you, Hey, maybe eat a dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe do you get a lot of like Molly should

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<v Speaker 2>have picked you. It's that from like dudes.

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<v Speaker 3>Not just dudes, but like, uh, A lot of my

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<v Speaker 3>comments remained that where like I'll post a funny video

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<v Speaker 3>and it and it has nothing to do with Insecure.

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<v Speaker 3>It never, frankly has ever had anything to do with Insecure,

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<v Speaker 3>And then they'll still like right underneath it and be

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<v Speaker 3>like Molly dumb as hell, y'all, and it's like she

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't She's not real. I am, this has nothing to

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<v Speaker 3>do with that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a father.

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<v Speaker 3>I've actually never worked at Enterprise in any way, shape

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<v Speaker 3>or form. But yeah, dumb old Molly huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, good fucking we just had to get a rental

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<v Speaker 2>card from the Enterprise in Brooklyn. That sh it took

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<v Speaker 2>two and a half hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah, God damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Seen Vincent Deinafrio on the street. Oh that's cool. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I was on a plane with AOC.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not as cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't AOC on a plane just one of the same ship.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, bro at this, you know that's crazy

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<v Speaker 3>at this point. That's just riding a plane with a dork.

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<v Speaker 3>AOZ never seen her?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Come on, what's cool you?

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<v Speaker 3>So you're just more celebrating the rarity of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was interesting. We were in the same cabin.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the fact that it's a it's a retata

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<v Speaker 3>Pokemon doesn't throw you off. It's just it is like,

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen one of these.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't find hiding in the woods behind the gym

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<v Speaker 2>in tall leaves.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, I'm saying, if you lived in a desert

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<v Speaker 3>the area Ritata's might be rare. Therefore, the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>this rare basic ass Pokemon, you're still like, nah, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>a pocket monster. It looks like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Rad It is like my top three people I ever

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<v Speaker 2>seen on a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm trying to think my who my top.

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<v Speaker 2>Three would be? I saw t I one time.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn, you'd be saying people I wouldn't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Be you are You're crazy? This is all in theory.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't tell anybody if you saw a t I

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<v Speaker 2>on a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think I was.

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<v Speaker 2>This was before stand up comedy, before he maybe comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what maybe what my issue is. I can only

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<v Speaker 3>frame it off of the fact that he now thinks

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<v Speaker 3>he's a stand up comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>No, listen, I'm in the same boat. I immediately disrespect

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who does what I do because I do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in that way, I will never celebrate CI again.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care what happens in his life or mine.

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<v Speaker 2>What if Tim comes out? What if what if he

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<v Speaker 2>gets the ghost riders and he comes out in hours

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<v Speaker 2>like not five, but like what if he has like

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<v Speaker 2>a seven out of ten hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Yeah, I'll hate always. I'll admit it. I'll admit it.

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<v Speaker 3>If the ship's good and I'm just hating, I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's fair. You don't me well enough to know, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just say, like, you're a.

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<v Speaker 2>You're pretty good about being like that was good. I

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<v Speaker 2>still hate that person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just don't like you, and I can accept

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<v Speaker 3>there's a few people that I just don't like that,

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<v Speaker 3>Like every time they have an hour, I'm like, shit,

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<v Speaker 3>was kind of hate it was fucking good?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, from the internet, I look, I am a hater.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been clear about that from the beginning of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I will be a hater until the day that this podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>in my own life ends. Uh. But I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to be a liar. And so when things are cool

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<v Speaker 3>and objectively cool, I celebrated. I just really struggle, uh

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<v Speaker 3>to a pre she hat certain individuals no matter what.

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<v Speaker 2>I respect that. Yeah. Yeah, and there's some people, no

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<v Speaker 2>matter what they do, I won't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just not gonna be a fan. And that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're listening, you too. I hate people on

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<v Speaker 2>social media. We have to shut up. There's a guy

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<v Speaker 2>and you hate his face and you hate when he talks.

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<v Speaker 3>And there and listen. And this is also important to

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<v Speaker 3>note inside of this, there are good people who I hate.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not at This isn't a moral conversation, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's where we sometimes conflate some of these these

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<v Speaker 3>issues where you go like, oh, such and such is good,

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<v Speaker 3>therefore I need to celebrate them. No, my nigga, you

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<v Speaker 3>can hate them. You can just be like I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like that. You don't have to you don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>hurt them, you don't have to make it a public conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's okay to be like Barack. Ain't men like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, there's so many people on paper, the good

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<v Speaker 2>to bad ratio great people, far greater than I will

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<v Speaker 2>ever be. Listen, come on, I haven't I haven't fucking

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<v Speaker 2>volunteered for anything other than it being court ordered. In

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<v Speaker 2>my life, I don't even really help people move like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But and we thank god those orders were made by

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<v Speaker 3>the court.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really learned a lesson. Uh, but yeah, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can think that just somebody's a good guy, you

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<v Speaker 2>they're what they do could be bad and you know

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<v Speaker 2>what other side I'm on clearly have stated it on

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast time and time again a lot of times,

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<v Speaker 2>when somebody's a bad guy, their shit's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, I agree. I'm a little scared the train

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<v Speaker 3>we're going down, But I don't say any names. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>thank god, but I do. I one hundred percent agree

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<v Speaker 3>that there are some evil motherfuckers that are making some brilliant,

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<v Speaker 3>brilliant stuff. And that is also a challenge of the

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<v Speaker 3>game that we're in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 2>Even just even just in casual conversation, you ever talked

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<v Speaker 2>with the guy that you know or girl who you

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<v Speaker 2>know is bad, great, charming, funny, makes you feel like

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<v Speaker 2>the world and they're a goddamn devil. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 2>talk to a good person kind of flat.

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<v Speaker 3>I talked to some good people and I'm like, that's

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<v Speaker 3>the worst conversation I've ever had in my life. Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't ever want to be alone with them ever again.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know that they're a good, pure person.

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<v Speaker 2>The purity is what turns me on.

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<v Speaker 3>The purity is what makes it's what makes it taste

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<v Speaker 3>so bad, because to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be truly good, you have to believe. And that's my problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe in shit, lie, no flags, my family,

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<v Speaker 2>I love a few things. The rest of it, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's all doomed. I was just watching this sports

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<v Speaker 2>documentary on the Florida University of Florida, the Gators, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're talking about Herban Meyer had to sit there and

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<v Speaker 2>we believed and we put it to the max every

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<v Speaker 2>day and people and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, yeah, no, psychopaths, behavior, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>You're the problem? You know. The problem with all this

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<v Speaker 2>is that within this discourse, no one can tell what's

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<v Speaker 2>side we are on.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that is the issue. That's that's why I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I I was like, I'm nervous where this is going

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<v Speaker 3>because then people start to go like, oh, well, are

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<v Speaker 3>they bad guys or are they good guys, and and

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<v Speaker 3>that's not really the point.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, if anything, we're just right down the middle. Baby,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going a bit everything.

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<v Speaker 2>If I had to put numbers on, I'd say seventy thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>One of us is seventy one of us is thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm within myself. It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>That's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sometimes I cut in line. Sometimes I steal ship

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<v Speaker 2>from seven to eleven if it's taking.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even tell you all the bad stuff I

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<v Speaker 3>do because I'm planning to keep you in this in

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<v Speaker 3>this game with me, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Insane? That was just the top surface stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Let the subpoenas speak for themselves. I myself and not when.

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<v Speaker 2>They release the tapes, that's when all.

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<v Speaker 2>with me on this. I think there's something to be

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<v Speaker 2>said for someone just having poor instincts. I am not

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<v Speaker 2>a bad man, No, I think you're a guy. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>have bad men instincts. Okay, So when something happens, I

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<v Speaker 2>have my gut and then I have to sit and

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<v Speaker 2>filter it through what I know about the world and

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<v Speaker 2>to be true, and then I act accordingly. But because

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<v Speaker 2>of whatever, maybe it's genetics, Maybe I was alone too

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<v Speaker 2>much as a kid, you know what I mean. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that sometimes. Yeah, my instincts are not that of

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<v Speaker 2>a good person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Olivia really wants you to press the very good

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<v Speaker 3>bad boy.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't find it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, I actually am one point for because that's

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<v Speaker 3>not it. You you fucking blew it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just start podcasting.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I get you. I I you are somebody,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't think i'm speaking out a turn here.

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<v Speaker 3>You are somebody who You're one of the last people

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<v Speaker 3>who's gonna make the night end. Like, if the night

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<v Speaker 3>is going and people are doing shit, you're always gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be like, hell yeah, I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>keep doing shit with y'all. And I think that your

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<v Speaker 3>instinct is never to correct whatever the decision is for

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<v Speaker 3>the evening. Yeah, that that'll put you in some some

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<v Speaker 3>bad boy predicaments that maybe were not what you intended

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<v Speaker 3>when you started your evening off.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how many times I've had some guys show

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<v Speaker 2>me his gun when I just thought we were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have more fun. Yeah right, I'm thinking a three in

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<v Speaker 2>my head, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, I thought we was gonna keep laughing at

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube videos in that way way.

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<v Speaker 2>Or also just me thinking something was funny and then

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<v Speaker 2>finding out that somebody takes it seriously and then having

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<v Speaker 2>the backtrack and be like, oh no, no, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think they're ruining our country or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, I thought we were riffing fellas. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know this was real politics anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Blame my commitment to the big.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. No, it's it's tough. Is really The point is,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's a tough thing to be on good and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know that that's that should be the

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<v Speaker 3>goal of what it means to be a real human

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<v Speaker 3>being on this earth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not real. That's the nature man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That being said, congratulations on being a father twice over.

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<v Speaker 2>I think your son will be a great person.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I'm gonna play him this episode first, before I

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<v Speaker 3>even start the conversations about morality. I'm gonna say, Son,

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<v Speaker 3>we're not starting with church. You listen to this episode

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<v Speaker 3>where David and I sort of admit that we're evil,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we'll have a conversation about what it means

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<v Speaker 3>to be a good person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I do want to. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I if it comes down to, like, that's

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<v Speaker 2>one good thing about the night ending in the ways

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<v Speaker 2>that it's in. I know, up against the wall, I

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<v Speaker 2>do the right thing. Yeah, it's really all you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I'm I'm being joking. I'm silly when I say, uh, Evil,

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<v Speaker 3>evil is a weighted turn. I'm a fan of Evil,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm not an evil person. I would say I

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<v Speaker 3>like some of the moves it makes. I think Evil

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<v Speaker 3>is a great dancer. Come on, if Evil hold out

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<v Speaker 3>that hand, I go, Nah, Evil, that's not really I

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<v Speaker 3>can't keep up with you. But right just know I'm

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<v Speaker 3>watching you on the dance floor. This isn't because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not attracted to you, Evil, I just can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I'm flattered. I'm slattered.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shy, but I'm flattered.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on Twitter, that's not true. I just I don't

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<v Speaker 2>I think that Like, if you had to pick a

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<v Speaker 2>dance for good and a dance for Evil, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think Good would pick.

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<v Speaker 3>No, But I think Good would pick like the I

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<v Speaker 3>think Good wants us to believe it would pick the

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<v Speaker 3>fox Trot. And I think that's a lie, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean. Like, I think that's the issue with

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<v Speaker 3>the people who are like who seem to be one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred percent good all the time, is they're trying to

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<v Speaker 3>convince me that the fox trot is the best dance.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like, I get it. I get it. Everybody

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<v Speaker 3>stays respectful and at a good distance with a fox trot.

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<v Speaker 3>But it sucks. It fucking sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Rules And if you were to open your heart up,

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<v Speaker 2>you would know that everybody likes it.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody likes it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like people don't like maybe the way that it makes

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<v Speaker 2>them think or the way that they perceive. They feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they will be grouped by it. But just as

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<v Speaker 2>a body movement is, how do you not? How is

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<v Speaker 2>that not amazing?

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<v Speaker 3>What they don't like is what it implies about them

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<v Speaker 3>in liking it, you know what I mean? Like it's

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<v Speaker 3>always this sort of like self analysis and looking at

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<v Speaker 3>the thing and not knowing how to see themselves as

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<v Speaker 3>who they are and enjoy it. And the truth is

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<v Speaker 3>removing yourself from that level of like judgment is what

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<v Speaker 3>allowing other people to exist is.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not I'm not trying to I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to put anybody down. I do that all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, how should I enjoy that? I hate that

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy? I wish I didn't like remote control boats.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what I see what people's faces do when

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<v Speaker 2>I bring it up. I've told women before, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>told women about that. It's disgusting but I have to

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<v Speaker 2>love myself enough to be like, no, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the park and run these boats.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get it. Man, alright, alright, we're all.

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<v Speaker 2>Sick, is the boy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah we did it. Do you want to tell the

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<v Speaker 3>people where they can find you on what cool shit

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<v Speaker 3>you have going on?

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