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Speaker 2: Yeah. I shout out to that one guy in Chicago
Speaker 2: who recognized me on the street. He was walking his dog.
Speaker 2: He said, hey, you do that shit with buddy from Insecure, Right.
Speaker 3: You know why I like that because he's already making
Speaker 3: it clear he doesn't respect us on a multitude of levels, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, you do that.
Speaker 3: Shit with buddy from Insecure. You know, you know he
Speaker 3: doesn't like my work enough to learn my name, and
Speaker 3: you know he doesn't like our work enough to not
Speaker 3: call it shit. That's from the beginning.
Speaker 2: There's someone of a working actor. I've seen you another
Speaker 2: shit you were on the Boys.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not what I'm referend for, and that's
Speaker 3: not what people who hate my guts like to bring up.
Speaker 2: Mostly, No, I feel like you get a lot of
Speaker 2: you're a little gay dude from insecurey there.
Speaker 3: I would say twenty five percent of the time I
Speaker 3: have to be clocking whether or not this is somebody
Speaker 3: trying to be mean to me.
Speaker 2: I believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 3: Like sex, seventy five percent of the time, it's just
Speaker 3: a person being like, fuck, yeah, man, that's cool, nice
Speaker 3: to meet you. And then there's like twenty five percent
Speaker 3: where's somebody being like, hey, hey, that's you, isn't it,
Speaker 3: And you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, But I do other stuff,
Speaker 3: So fuck you, Hey, maybe eat a dick.
Speaker 2: Maybe do you get a lot of like Molly should
Speaker 2: have picked you. It's that from like dudes.
Speaker 3: Not just dudes, but like, uh, A lot of my
Speaker 3: comments remained that where like I'll post a funny video
Speaker 3: and it and it has nothing to do with Insecure.
Speaker 3: It never, frankly has ever had anything to do with Insecure,
Speaker 3: And then they'll still like right underneath it and be
Speaker 3: like Molly dumb as hell, y'all, and it's like she
Speaker 3: doesn't She's not real. I am, this has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with that.
Speaker 2: You're a father.
Speaker 3: I've actually never worked at Enterprise in any way, shape
Speaker 3: or form. But yeah, dumb old Molly huh.
Speaker 2: Man, good fucking we just had to get a rental
Speaker 2: card from the Enterprise in Brooklyn. That sh it took
Speaker 2: two and a half hour.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, God damn.
Speaker 2: Seen Vincent Deinafrio on the street. Oh that's cool. And
Speaker 2: then I was on a plane with AOC.
Speaker 3: That's not as cool.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: Don't AOC on a plane just one of the same ship.
Speaker 3: I don't know, bro at this, you know that's crazy
Speaker 3: at this point. That's just riding a plane with a dork.
Speaker 3: AOZ never seen her?
Speaker 2: Really, Come on, what's cool you?
Speaker 3: So you're just more celebrating the rarity of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was interesting. We were in the same cabin.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the fact that it's a it's a retata
Speaker 3: Pokemon doesn't throw you off. It's just it is like,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen one of these.
Speaker 2: You can't find hiding in the woods behind the gym
Speaker 2: in tall leaves.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm saying, if you lived in a desert
Speaker 3: the area Ritata's might be rare. Therefore, the fact that
Speaker 3: this rare basic ass Pokemon, you're still like, nah, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: a pocket monster. It looks like a.
Speaker 2: Rad It is like my top three people I ever
Speaker 2: seen on a plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think my who my top.
Speaker 2: Three would be? I saw t I one time.
Speaker 3: Damn, you'd be saying people I wouldn't even.
Speaker 2: Be you are You're crazy? This is all in theory.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't tell anybody if you saw a t I
Speaker 2: on a plane.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I was.
Speaker 2: This was before stand up comedy, before he maybe comedy.
Speaker 3: That's what maybe what my issue is. I can only
Speaker 3: frame it off of the fact that he now thinks
Speaker 3: he's a stand up comedian.
Speaker 2: No, listen, I'm in the same boat. I immediately disrespect
Speaker 2: anyone who does what I do because I do it.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in that way, I will never celebrate CI again.
Speaker 3: I don't care what happens in his life or mine.
Speaker 2: What if Tim comes out? What if what if he
Speaker 2: gets the ghost riders and he comes out in hours
Speaker 2: like not five, but like what if he has like
Speaker 2: a seven out of ten hour.
Speaker 3: Uh Yeah, I'll hate always. I'll admit it. I'll admit it.
Speaker 3: If the ship's good and I'm just hating, I think
Speaker 3: that's fair. You don't me well enough to know, Like
Speaker 3: I'll just say, like, you're a.
Speaker 2: You're pretty good about being like that was good. I
Speaker 2: still hate that person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't like you, and I can accept
Speaker 3: there's a few people that I just don't like that,
Speaker 3: Like every time they have an hour, I'm like, shit,
Speaker 3: was kind of hate it was fucking good?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Well, from the internet, I look, I am a hater.
Speaker 3: I've been clear about that from the beginning of this podcast.
Speaker 3: I will be a hater until the day that this podcast,
Speaker 3: in my own life ends. Uh. But I don't want
Speaker 3: to be a liar. And so when things are cool
Speaker 3: and objectively cool, I celebrated. I just really struggle, uh
Speaker 3: to a pre she hat certain individuals no matter what.
Speaker 2: I respect that. Yeah. Yeah, and there's some people, no
Speaker 2: matter what they do, I won't like it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna be a fan. And that's okay.
Speaker 2: And if you're listening, you too. I hate people on
Speaker 2: social media. We have to shut up. There's a guy
Speaker 2: and you hate his face and you hate when he talks.
Speaker 3: And there and listen. And this is also important to
Speaker 3: note inside of this, there are good people who I hate.
Speaker 3: It's not at This isn't a moral conversation, and I
Speaker 3: think that's where we sometimes conflate some of these these
Speaker 3: issues where you go like, oh, such and such is good,
Speaker 3: therefore I need to celebrate them. No, my nigga, you
Speaker 3: can hate them. You can just be like I don't
Speaker 3: like that. You don't have to you don't have to
Speaker 3: hurt them, you don't have to make it a public conversation.
Speaker 3: But it's okay to be like Barack. Ain't men like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, there's so many people on paper, the good
Speaker 2: to bad ratio great people, far greater than I will
Speaker 2: ever be. Listen, come on, I haven't I haven't fucking
Speaker 2: volunteered for anything other than it being court ordered. In
Speaker 2: my life, I don't even really help people move like that.
Speaker 3: But and we thank god those orders were made by
Speaker 3: the court.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really learned a lesson. Uh, but yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: You can think that just somebody's a good guy, you
Speaker 2: they're what they do could be bad and you know
Speaker 2: what other side I'm on clearly have stated it on
Speaker 2: this podcast time and time again a lot of times,
Speaker 2: when somebody's a bad guy, their shit's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I agree. I'm a little scared the train
Speaker 3: we're going down, But I don't say any names. But yeah,
Speaker 3: thank god, but I do. I one hundred percent agree
Speaker 3: that there are some evil motherfuckers that are making some brilliant,
Speaker 3: brilliant stuff. And that is also a challenge of the
Speaker 3: game that we're in the middle of.
Speaker 2: Even just even just in casual conversation, you ever talked
Speaker 2: with the guy that you know or girl who you
Speaker 2: know is bad, great, charming, funny, makes you feel like
Speaker 2: the world and they're a goddamn devil. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: talk to a good person kind of flat.
Speaker 3: I talked to some good people and I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: the worst conversation I've ever had in my life. Come on,
Speaker 3: I don't ever want to be alone with them ever again.
Speaker 3: And I know that they're a good, pure person.
Speaker 2: The purity is what turns me on.
Speaker 3: The purity is what makes it's what makes it taste
Speaker 3: so bad, because to.
Speaker 2: Be truly good, you have to believe. And that's my problem.
Speaker 2: I don't believe in shit, lie, no flags, my family,
Speaker 2: I love a few things. The rest of it, I
Speaker 2: think it's all doomed. I was just watching this sports
Speaker 2: documentary on the Florida University of Florida, the Gators, and
Speaker 2: they're talking about Herban Meyer had to sit there and
Speaker 2: we believed and we put it to the max every
Speaker 2: day and people and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, no, psychopaths, behavior, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You're the problem? You know. The problem with all this
Speaker 2: is that within this discourse, no one can tell what's
Speaker 2: side we are on.
Speaker 3: That's that is the issue. That's that's why I said.
Speaker 3: I I was like, I'm nervous where this is going
Speaker 3: because then people start to go like, oh, well, are
Speaker 3: they bad guys or are they good guys, and and
Speaker 3: that's not really the point.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I think, if anything, we're just right down the middle. Baby,
Speaker 3: we're going a bit everything.
Speaker 2: If I had to put numbers on, I'd say seventy thirty.
Speaker 3: One of us is seventy one of us is thirty.
Speaker 2: No, that's.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I'm within myself. It's good.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I cut in line. Sometimes I steal ship
Speaker 2: from seven to eleven if it's taking.
Speaker 3: I can't even tell you all the bad stuff I
Speaker 3: do because I'm planning to keep you in this in
Speaker 3: this game with me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Insane? That was just the top surface stuff.
Speaker 3: Let the subpoenas speak for themselves. I myself and not when.
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Speaker 2: Also. I think there's something to be said and go
Speaker 2: with me on this. I think there's something to be
Speaker 2: said for someone just having poor instincts. I am not
Speaker 2: a bad man, No, I think you're a guy. Sometimes
Speaker 2: have bad men instincts. Okay, So when something happens, I
Speaker 2: have my gut and then I have to sit and
Speaker 2: filter it through what I know about the world and
Speaker 2: to be true, and then I act accordingly. But because
Speaker 2: of whatever, maybe it's genetics, Maybe I was alone too
Speaker 2: much as a kid, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 2: think that sometimes. Yeah, my instincts are not that of
Speaker 2: a good person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Olivia really wants you to press the very good
Speaker 3: bad boy.
Speaker 2: I can't find it.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I actually am one point for because that's
Speaker 3: not it. You you fucking blew it.
Speaker 2: Let's just start podcasting.
Speaker 3: No, but I get you. I I you are somebody,
Speaker 3: and I don't think i'm speaking out a turn here.
Speaker 3: You are somebody who You're one of the last people
Speaker 3: who's gonna make the night end. Like, if the night
Speaker 3: is going and people are doing shit, you're always gonna
Speaker 3: be like, hell yeah, I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: keep doing shit with y'all. And I think that your
Speaker 3: instinct is never to correct whatever the decision is for
Speaker 3: the evening. Yeah, that that'll put you in some some
Speaker 3: bad boy predicaments that maybe were not what you intended
Speaker 3: when you started your evening off.
Speaker 2: You know how many times I've had some guys show
Speaker 2: me his gun when I just thought we were gonna
Speaker 2: have more fun. Yeah right, I'm thinking a three in
Speaker 2: my head, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I thought we was gonna keep laughing at
Speaker 3: YouTube videos in that way way.
Speaker 2: Or also just me thinking something was funny and then
Speaker 2: finding out that somebody takes it seriously and then having
Speaker 2: the backtrack and be like, oh no, no, I don't
Speaker 2: think they're ruining our country or whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I thought we were riffing fellas. I didn't
Speaker 3: know this was real politics anything.
Speaker 2: Blame my commitment to the big.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it's it's tough. Is really The point is,
Speaker 3: it's it's a tough thing to be on good and
Speaker 3: I don't even know that that's that should be the
Speaker 3: goal of what it means to be a real human
Speaker 3: being on this earth.
Speaker 2: It's not real. That's the nature man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That being said, congratulations on being a father twice over.
Speaker 2: I think your son will be a great person.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm gonna play him this episode first, before I
Speaker 3: even start the conversations about morality. I'm gonna say, Son,
Speaker 3: we're not starting with church. You listen to this episode
Speaker 3: where David and I sort of admit that we're evil,
Speaker 3: and then we'll have a conversation about what it means
Speaker 3: to be a good person.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I do want to. I
Speaker 2: don't think I if it comes down to, like, that's
Speaker 2: one good thing about the night ending in the ways
Speaker 2: that it's in. I know, up against the wall, I
Speaker 2: do the right thing. Yeah, it's really all you guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm I'm being joking. I'm silly when I say, uh, Evil,
Speaker 3: evil is a weighted turn. I'm a fan of Evil,
Speaker 3: but I'm not an evil person. I would say I
Speaker 3: like some of the moves it makes. I think Evil
Speaker 3: is a great dancer. Come on, if Evil hold out
Speaker 3: that hand, I go, Nah, Evil, that's not really I
Speaker 3: can't keep up with you. But right just know I'm
Speaker 3: watching you on the dance floor. This isn't because I'm
Speaker 3: not attracted to you, Evil, I just can't.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm flattered. I'm slattered.
Speaker 3: I'm shy, but I'm flattered.
Speaker 2: Go on Twitter, that's not true. I just I don't
Speaker 2: I think that Like, if you had to pick a
Speaker 2: dance for good and a dance for Evil, I don't
Speaker 2: think Good would pick.
Speaker 3: No, But I think Good would pick like the I
Speaker 3: think Good wants us to believe it would pick the
Speaker 3: fox Trot. And I think that's a lie, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Like, I think that's the issue with
Speaker 3: the people who are like who seem to be one
Speaker 3: hundred percent good all the time, is they're trying to
Speaker 3: convince me that the fox trot is the best dance.
Speaker 3: And it's like, I get it. I get it. Everybody
Speaker 3: stays respectful and at a good distance with a fox trot.
Speaker 3: But it sucks. It fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: Rules And if you were to open your heart up,
Speaker 2: you would know that everybody likes it.
Speaker 3: Everybody likes it.
Speaker 2: Like people don't like maybe the way that it makes
Speaker 2: them think or the way that they perceive. They feel
Speaker 2: like they will be grouped by it. But just as
Speaker 2: a body movement is, how do you not? How is
Speaker 2: that not amazing?
Speaker 3: What they don't like is what it implies about them
Speaker 3: in liking it, you know what I mean? Like it's
Speaker 3: always this sort of like self analysis and looking at
Speaker 3: the thing and not knowing how to see themselves as
Speaker 3: who they are and enjoy it. And the truth is
Speaker 3: removing yourself from that level of like judgment is what
Speaker 3: allowing other people to exist is.
Speaker 2: And I'm not I'm not trying to I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to put anybody down. I do that all the time.
Speaker 2: You know, how should I enjoy that? I hate that
Speaker 2: I enjoy? I wish I didn't like remote control boats.
Speaker 2: I see what I see what people's faces do when
Speaker 2: I bring it up. I've told women before, and I've
Speaker 2: told women about that. It's disgusting but I have to
Speaker 2: love myself enough to be like, no, I want to
Speaker 2: go to the park and run these boats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. Man, alright, alright, we're all.
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