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Speaker 1: Motherfucking Mini e sel Mini episode motherfucking Mini ee Ai sel.

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Speaker 2: I can put you in a mansion somewhere in Wisconsin.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Gentiles and little Mamas are like to another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My.

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Speaker 3: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep

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Speaker 3: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we bodyly work to prove the theories of you

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Speaker 2: the listeners.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, David, really, you hit that s hard today, listeners.

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Speaker 2: I sometimes when I'm doing v oh, they told me,

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Speaker 2: I don't say s's or like d's or teas. I'm

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Speaker 2: just trying to incorporate my old job into my other.

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Speaker 3: Job fair enough. I'm like stinck Irman and maybe.

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Speaker 2: My palms are sweating just discussing it. To be quick.

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Speaker 2: I enjoy a downtown living. I like a law try

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Speaker 2: to get me out on the streets. I'm gonna live

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Speaker 2: off for my mama told me, money up.

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Speaker 3: It's coming in hot, baby. We're racking it up. We're rich, rich, rich,

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Speaker 3: and it's all because of this the podcasts we built.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I shout out to that one guy in Chicago

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Speaker 2: who recognized me on the street. He was walking his dog.

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Speaker 2: He said, hey, you do that shit with buddy from Insecure, Right.

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Speaker 3: You know why I like that because he's already making

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Speaker 3: it clear he doesn't respect us on a multitude of levels, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, you do that.

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Speaker 3: Shit with buddy from Insecure. You know, you know he

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Speaker 3: doesn't like my work enough to learn my name, and

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Speaker 3: you know he doesn't like our work enough to not

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Speaker 3: call it shit. That's from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: There's someone of a working actor. I've seen you another

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Speaker 2: shit you were on the Boys.

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Speaker 3: That's not that's not what I'm referend for, and that's

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Speaker 3: not what people who hate my guts like to bring up.

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Speaker 2: Mostly, No, I feel like you get a lot of

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Speaker 2: you're a little gay dude from insecurey there.

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Speaker 3: I would say twenty five percent of the time I

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Speaker 3: have to be clocking whether or not this is somebody

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Speaker 3: trying to be mean to me.

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Speaker 2: I believe it. I believe it.

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Speaker 3: Like sex, seventy five percent of the time, it's just

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Speaker 3: a person being like, fuck, yeah, man, that's cool, nice

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Speaker 3: to meet you. And then there's like twenty five percent

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Speaker 3: where's somebody being like, hey, hey, that's you, isn't it,

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Speaker 3: And you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, But I do other stuff,

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Speaker 3: So fuck you, Hey, maybe eat a dick.

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Speaker 2: Maybe do you get a lot of like Molly should

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Speaker 2: have picked you. It's that from like dudes.

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Speaker 3: Not just dudes, but like, uh, A lot of my

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Speaker 3: comments remained that where like I'll post a funny video

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Speaker 3: and it and it has nothing to do with Insecure.

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Speaker 3: It never, frankly has ever had anything to do with Insecure,

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Speaker 3: And then they'll still like right underneath it and be

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Speaker 3: like Molly dumb as hell, y'all, and it's like she

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Speaker 3: doesn't She's not real. I am, this has nothing to

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Speaker 3: do with that.

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Speaker 2: You're a father.

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Speaker 3: I've actually never worked at Enterprise in any way, shape

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Speaker 3: or form. But yeah, dumb old Molly huh.

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Speaker 2: Man, good fucking we just had to get a rental

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Speaker 2: card from the Enterprise in Brooklyn. That sh it took

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Speaker 2: two and a half hour.

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Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, God damn.

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Speaker 2: Seen Vincent Deinafrio on the street. Oh that's cool. And

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Speaker 2: then I was on a plane with AOC.

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Speaker 3: That's not as cool.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 3: Don't AOC on a plane just one of the same ship.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, bro at this, you know that's crazy

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Speaker 3: at this point. That's just riding a plane with a dork.

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Speaker 3: AOZ never seen her?

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Speaker 2: Really, Come on, what's cool you?

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Speaker 3: So you're just more celebrating the rarity of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was interesting. We were in the same cabin.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So the fact that it's a it's a retata

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Speaker 3: Pokemon doesn't throw you off. It's just it is like,

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen one of these.

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Speaker 2: You can't find hiding in the woods behind the gym

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Speaker 3: Come on, I'm saying, if you lived in a desert

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Speaker 3: the area Ritata's might be rare. Therefore, the fact that

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Speaker 2: Rad It is like my top three people I ever

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think my who my top.

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Speaker 2: Three would be? I saw t I one time.

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Speaker 3: Damn, you'd be saying people I wouldn't even.

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Speaker 2: Be you are You're crazy? This is all in theory.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think I was.

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Speaker 2: This was before stand up comedy, before he maybe comedy.

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Speaker 3: That's what maybe what my issue is. I can only

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Speaker 3: frame it off of the fact that he now thinks

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Speaker 2: No, listen, I'm in the same boat. I immediately disrespect

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Speaker 2: anyone who does what I do because I do it.

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Speaker 2: I understand.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in that way, I will never celebrate CI again.

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Speaker 3: I don't care what happens in his life or mine.

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Speaker 2: What if Tim comes out? What if what if he

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Speaker 2: like not five, but like what if he has like

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Speaker 3: Uh Yeah, I'll hate always. I'll admit it. I'll admit it.

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Speaker 3: If the ship's good and I'm just hating, I think

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Speaker 2: You're pretty good about being like that was good. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't like you, and I can accept

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Speaker 3: there's a few people that I just don't like that,

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Speaker 3: Like every time they have an hour, I'm like, shit,

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Speaker 3: was kind of hate it was fucking good?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Well, from the internet, I look, I am a hater.

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Speaker 3: I've been clear about that from the beginning of this podcast.

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Speaker 3: I will be a hater until the day that this podcast,

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Speaker 3: in my own life ends. Uh. But I don't want

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Speaker 3: to be a liar. And so when things are cool

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Speaker 3: to a pre she hat certain individuals no matter what.

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Speaker 2: I respect that. Yeah. Yeah, and there's some people, no

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna be a fan. And that's okay.

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Speaker 2: And if you're listening, you too. I hate people on

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Speaker 2: social media. We have to shut up. There's a guy

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Speaker 2: and you hate his face and you hate when he talks.

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Speaker 3: And there and listen. And this is also important to

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Speaker 3: note inside of this, there are good people who I hate.

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Speaker 3: It's not at This isn't a moral conversation, and I

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Speaker 3: think that's where we sometimes conflate some of these these

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Speaker 3: issues where you go like, oh, such and such is good,

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Speaker 3: therefore I need to celebrate them. No, my nigga, you

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Speaker 3: can hate them. You can just be like I don't

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Speaker 3: hurt them, you don't have to make it a public conversation.

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Speaker 3: But it's okay to be like Barack. Ain't men like that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, there's so many people on paper, the good

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Speaker 2: to bad ratio great people, far greater than I will

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Speaker 2: ever be. Listen, come on, I haven't I haven't fucking

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Speaker 2: volunteered for anything other than it being court ordered. In

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Speaker 2: my life, I don't even really help people move like that.

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Speaker 3: But and we thank god those orders were made by

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I really learned a lesson. Uh, but yeah, you can.

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Speaker 2: You can think that just somebody's a good guy, you

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Speaker 2: they're what they do could be bad and you know

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Speaker 2: what other side I'm on clearly have stated it on

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Speaker 2: this podcast time and time again a lot of times,

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Speaker 2: when somebody's a bad guy, their shit's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I agree. I'm a little scared the train

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Speaker 3: we're going down, But I don't say any names. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: thank god, but I do. I one hundred percent agree

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Speaker 3: that there are some evil motherfuckers that are making some brilliant,

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Speaker 2: Even just even just in casual conversation, you ever talked

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Speaker 2: know is bad, great, charming, funny, makes you feel like

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Speaker 2: the world and they're a goddamn devil. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 3: I talked to some good people and I'm like, that's

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Speaker 3: I don't ever want to be alone with them ever again.

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Speaker 3: And I know that they're a good, pure person.

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Speaker 2: The purity is what turns me on.

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Speaker 3: The purity is what makes it's what makes it taste

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Speaker 2: Be truly good, you have to believe. And that's my problem.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe in shit, lie, no flags, my family,

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Speaker 2: I love a few things. The rest of it, I

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Speaker 2: think it's all doomed. I was just watching this sports

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Speaker 2: documentary on the Florida University of Florida, the Gators, and

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Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, no, psychopaths, behavior, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You're the problem? You know. The problem with all this

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Speaker 3: That's that is the issue. That's that's why I said.

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Speaker 3: I I was like, I'm nervous where this is going

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Speaker 3: because then people start to go like, oh, well, are

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Speaker 3: that's not really the point.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: I think, if anything, we're just right down the middle. Baby,

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Speaker 3: we're going a bit everything.

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Speaker 2: If I had to put numbers on, I'd say seventy thirty.

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Speaker 3: One of us is seventy one of us is thirty.

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Speaker 2: No, that's.

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Speaker 2: I'm within myself. It's good.

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Speaker 3: That's bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I cut in line. Sometimes I steal ship

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Speaker 2: from seven to eleven if it's taking.

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Speaker 3: I can't even tell you all the bad stuff I

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Speaker 3: this game with me, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Insane? That was just the top surface stuff.

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Speaker 3: Let the subpoenas speak for themselves. I myself and not when.

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Speaker 2: They release the tapes, that's when all.

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Speaker 3: That's when you know what your boy is into. We're

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Speaker 3: calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

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Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

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Speaker 3: and it's fucking great. We love it so much.

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Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? We have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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Speaker 2: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

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Speaker 2: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

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Speaker 2: a cooofie on it since my mama told me. And

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Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

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Speaker 2: And I'm not I'm not trying to I'm not trying

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