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Speaker 1: it goes. Welcome to an all new episode of My

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Speaker 1: Mama Told Me the vodcast where we dive deep, deep

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Speaker 1: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we work

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Speaker 1: to prove the theories of you, the listeners, who quite frankly,

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Speaker 1: have been taking a tone in the emails lately. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm here to say, I don't care for it. You

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Speaker 1: guys are speaking to us like little baby sluts the knowledge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not cool, man. It's a lot of like, oh

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Speaker 1: it is this too crazy for you? Know? You bitch

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Speaker 1: made at you. Nigga is scared to adjust the real

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Speaker 1: thing out there. Listen, I eat dinner in the dark.

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Speaker 1: Nothing's too crazy. I watching meat dinner in the dark.

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Speaker 1: I'm the craziest that is. I yeah, first of all.

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Speaker 1: Second of all, I placed by that you nailed down.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting nice with it. I gotta start practicing the harmonica. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: you gotta warm up. And frankly, I still haven't practiced

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Speaker 1: my nunchucks. So we should feel like we should be

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Speaker 1: like we should give it like, okay, because we're gonna

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Speaker 1: deadline on my ship. So that this this I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: we plan it for like a future live show. Like

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Speaker 1: then it's like, come out and you can see the

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Speaker 1: nunchucks and the harmonica. You are okay, okay, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't mind. I don't mind Baton switching the listeners a

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Speaker 1: little bit. I don't like, Oh yeah, fuck them, you

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Speaker 1: mom my mom, everybody else, so man, moms, the sort

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Speaker 1: two obligations. So that's what I'm saying. At two thousand,

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Speaker 1: we will team up and showcase both skills at once

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Speaker 1: a Obama Springstein hook up. Yeah, get somebody to wrap, Oh, Olivia,

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Speaker 1: that's what you're going at the live show. You Olivia

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Speaker 1: then you gotta I'm gonna be honest, you probably gotta

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Speaker 1: like you're gonna have to at least get a headband.

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Speaker 1: I want you goddamn right, I'll wear a headband, and

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Speaker 1: I want I want Olivia wrapping the words to fight

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Speaker 1: the powers as I Nunchuck and you Harmonica. This is

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a problem. You should get. You

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Speaker 1: If the artist journey, sometimes I think he's maybe not

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Speaker 1: just a really smart guy. Like I'm never gonna get

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Speaker 1: and the Joe Rogan Experience. We get it. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: this is in no way true? Okay, here's what I'll say. Uh,

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Speaker 1: But but if you look up black woman. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: Fia Stewart, it's her name. Olivia is sending us a

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Speaker 1: come on, well, that that ain't people stealing from you.

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Speaker 1: That's just that's something else. Listen, I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: turned out they were that we hadn't agreed on at

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Speaker 1: it is not a living single thing. We nobody has

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Speaker 1: seen any versions of these transcripts to you know, that's

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Speaker 1: nobody's like, yo, word for word, bar for bar, he

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Speaker 1: to be true. No, she's a silly billy. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: Black women can be silly billies too, y'all can do

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