Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Speaker 2: Armstrong and Jetty and he Armstrong and Jetty. A friend
Speaker 2: of mine just sent me a picture.
Speaker 1: She's working with little kids today for something. I don't
Speaker 1: remember what, but anyway, the little kids, kindergarteners are dressed
Speaker 1: up in western clothes for this little educational presentation they're doing.
Speaker 1: And I just saw a picture of these little five
Speaker 1: year old boys and girls in like cowboy boots and
Speaker 1: cowboy hats and stuff like that. It's about the freaking
Speaker 1: cutest thing in the world. And it reminded me. My
Speaker 1: son is an eighth grader, my youngest, and he was
Speaker 1: he volunteered to be some sort of youth leader thing
Speaker 1: on this field trip the other day for the little kids,
Speaker 1: and so he was responsible for a group of these
Speaker 1: little kids, showing them around and keeping track of them
Speaker 1: and making sure they could get their lunch box open
Speaker 1: or whatever the heck it was throughout the day, and
Speaker 1: he was exhausted.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day. He was talking about
Speaker 3: he said, little kids their innocence.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny. From a fourteen year old Tennis.
Speaker 1: It's just their innocence is so nice. He said, But
Speaker 1: they're exhausting. I said, yes, yes, they are. Little kids
Speaker 1: are exhausting.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 4: That sounds like something my son would have done back
Speaker 4: and did do back in the day. Little kids just
Speaker 4: flocked to him for whatever reason. A gentle giant syndrome,
Speaker 4: I guess. Anyway, I thought you when you were describing
Speaker 4: the kids dressed as cowboys that what it was going
Speaker 4: to remind you of was not that, but of the
Speaker 4: colonial settler mistreatment of the native peoples in America.
Speaker 3: There was plenty of that.
Speaker 4: They got dressed up in mistreated native peoples, the little kids.
Speaker 3: I don't approve that.
Speaker 1: And we're talking the other day about people who watch
Speaker 1: various YouTube videos and stuff like that, like I don't know, yes,
Speaker 1: skateboard crashes or whatever it is. I've seen a couple
Speaker 1: on TV lately. I need to get an algorithm feed
Speaker 1: of going of this cute little kid stuff because I
Speaker 1: always loved that they had one up on TV. Today,
Speaker 1: I guess it's gone viral for you know, five minutes
Speaker 1: before the next one comes along.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 1: They're trying to set this baby up on the bed
Speaker 1: and take a picture. The baby keeps falling over and smiling,
Speaker 1: and it's just the cutest damn thing.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sweet, that's nice, not nearly sweet or nice.
Speaker 4: My favorite judicial descent of all time. We will share
Speaker 4: more of that with you coming up. And clods are
Speaker 4: rather unfortunate phrase, but it's a useful rhetorical device among
Speaker 4: other things. But first, it's the Friday tradition. Let's take
Speaker 4: a fond look back at the week there was. It's
Speaker 4: cow clips of the Week, Judge swings and missus and
Speaker 4: Annalie has.
Speaker 3: Pulled off a stunner. You're welcome, USA. We were thinking
Speaker 3: of you guys, come undone. Oh my god, he's doing it.
Speaker 5: The idea of not getting enough protein that really reminds
Speaker 5: me of toxic masculinity.
Speaker 6: Gemma is one of my.
Speaker 3: Favorite snakes in sneak Yoga. It's just a different vibe
Speaker 3: as a visionary. I know, success is not born overnight,
Speaker 3: something that you love that's not family or friends. I
Speaker 3: love trans children, you know.
Speaker 4: But for me, nobody's just standing up for ideals, striking
Speaker 4: out against injustice and to fails my wife.
Speaker 1: Each day we're told by those in half is to
Speaker 1: fear each other and to turn on each other free.
Speaker 3: Basically, shut the film, do your art, and shut up.
Speaker 6: Since the killing of aon Tolas, how many Iran is
Speaker 6: reportedly naming his successor, we.
Speaker 7: Know the new so called not so supreme leader is
Speaker 7: wounded and likely disfigured.
Speaker 3: What did he pick the wrong week to be a
Speaker 3: nepo baby?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to brag, but you know they
Speaker 1: said this about a lot of things.
Speaker 3: No, as the president could do some of this shit
Speaker 3: I'm doing.
Speaker 5: As you could see black smoke rising from the horizon
Speaker 5: in tiff Ron, people on the ground even describing it
Speaker 5: as raining oil.
Speaker 1: The national average for a gallon of gas now at
Speaker 1: three dollars fifty nine cents.
Speaker 3: The Russians said that they have not been sharing. That's
Speaker 3: that's what they said. So let's hope that they're not sharing.
Speaker 1: You just said it is a little jurgon and you
Speaker 1: said it is a worse, so which one is? As
Speaker 1: well as vote officials said, lives were saved when ROTC
Speaker 1: students jumped in and subdued the shooter and.
Speaker 3: Rendered him no longer alive.
Speaker 4: Investigators say this man drove into the synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan.
Speaker 7: Got through the wall and then just drove right down
Speaker 7: the hallway.
Speaker 5: And the Jewish community suffers ten times the number of
Speaker 5: hate crimes than any other community in this country.
Speaker 3: So it is an epidemic.
Speaker 1: It's clips of.
Speaker 3: The wing or a horrible week, depends which clips you
Speaker 3: want to focus on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kudos again the Senator Slotkin of Mississippi there with
Speaker 4: her anti anti Semitism screed, very nice.
Speaker 3: And Gretchen Whittmer too.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard her speech, but I heard it was
Speaker 4: a hum dinger and was pretty direct. So good good,
Speaker 4: Let's see do we have will squeeze this in then
Speaker 4: live team coverage of the big foot attacks in Ohio attacks, Well,
Speaker 4: not yet, but there will be attacks on enough.
Speaker 1: I'm getting ahead of the story. Bigfoot attacks would be
Speaker 1: a lead story somewhere, you'd think, all right, So again,
Speaker 1: this is not intentionally shocking. I actually think this is
Speaker 1: brilliant writing. I wish we had time for the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Like every judicial ruling and dissent and everything is very
Speaker 1: very long in cites millions of cases and precedents that
Speaker 1: layman don't understand. But the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
Speaker 1: denied a full hearing in a case that they absolutely
Speaker 1: should have, and Judge Van Dijke, my new hero, is
Speaker 1: not pleased at all. And here the spells out the facts.
Speaker 1: This is a case about swinging dis Yeah. I know,
Speaker 1: the Christian owners of Olympus SPA traditional Korean women only
Speaker 1: nude SPA understandably don't want them in their spa. They're
Speaker 1: female employees, and female clients don't want them in their
Speaker 1: spa either, But Washington State insists on them, and now
Speaker 1: so does the Ninth Circuit. You may think that swinging
Speaker 1: dicks shouldn't appear in a judicial opinion.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong.
Speaker 4: But as much as you might understandably be shocked and
Speaker 4: displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I
Speaker 4: hope you can all agree that it's far more jarring
Speaker 4: for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus SPA, some
Speaker 4: as young as thirteen years old, to be visually as
Speaker 4: by this the real thing. Sometimes it feels like the
Speaker 4: supposed adults in the room have collectively lost their minds.
Speaker 4: Woke regulators and complicit judges seem entirely willing, even eager,
Speaker 4: to ignore the consequences that they're Frankenstein's social experiments.
Speaker 3: Impose on real women and young girls.
Speaker 4: Yet if harmful and unfortunate consequences, where all this case
Speaker 4: was about, we'd have to shrug and say, that's what
Speaker 4: comes with living in a democracy. Unless the constitution is implicated,
Speaker 4: we get what we voted for, good and hard, which
Speaker 4: is a paraphrase of hl Mankin, which I appreciate very much.
Speaker 4: And then he gets into the actual laws involved and
Speaker 4: explains how the anti discrimin antidiscrimination laws in Washington State
Speaker 4: have been completely misinterpreted by the court in a bizarre way,
Speaker 4: and they grant all sorts of exceptions, and this clearly
Speaker 4: ought to be another one, and that this is so
Speaker 4: clearly a free exercise in a private space's case, and
Speaker 4: he explains Olympus Spas are traditional Korean women only nude
Speaker 4: spa that is owned and operated by a family of
Speaker 4: theologically conservative Christians in Washington States. Olympus SPA has operated
Speaker 4: in Washington for more than twenty years and is the
Speaker 4: only Korean spa in the state. First centuries centuries, traditional
Speaker 4: Korean spas have provided treatment to women in female only spaces,
Speaker 4: full nudity is central to the tradition, and every woman
Speaker 4: is required to be completely nude when using Olympus Spa.
Speaker 4: Wild nude women collect in this common steam room, soak
Speaker 4: in the common pool, and are given body scrubs in
Speaker 4: the open by female employees. Girls as young as thirteen
Speaker 4: ten the spas with their mothers participating together in this
Speaker 4: traditional cultural practice. And then you know, you can guess
Speaker 4: the rest. Some confused dude says I'm a woman because
Speaker 4: I say I'm a woman fully clearly a male, and
Speaker 4: demands the right to walk around naked in that space,
Speaker 4: and the State of Washington, and the Ninth Circuit Court says, yeah,
Speaker 4: you gotta let him. The adults have collectively lost their minds.
Speaker 3: I'm a justice.
Speaker 1: Van Dyke says, pretty surprised there's a justice on the
Speaker 1: Ninth Circuit Court that has those views. I don't know
Speaker 1: who appointed him or how he ended up there, but.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there are actually several theres just aren't enough
Speaker 4: to stop their lunacy most of the time.
Speaker 1: Also, there are just so many things. I'm a lawyer,
Speaker 1: never wanted to be one. There's just so many things
Speaker 1: where I just don't know why. You just can't just
Speaker 1: say cause cause you can't have a guy walking around
Speaker 1: naked in front of thirteen year old girls.
Speaker 4: Why because next case, don't be effing ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Next case, Yeah, because obviously next case. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to get into some of the arguments.
Speaker 1: You're right, it ought to be as simple as that.
Speaker 1: The fact that this guy is a man who I
Speaker 1: identifies as a female, has twice been married to women
Speaker 1: and remain sexually attracted to women.
Speaker 4: He's a psycho who had his genitals cut up. Well
Speaker 4: he still has genitals, I think. Yeah, this period of
Speaker 4: our insane recent past is coming to a close, and
Speaker 4: the Ninth Circuit Court had a chance to say, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that all was crazy and we should have said and
Speaker 4: they didn't.
Speaker 3: But thank you.
Speaker 4: Just as van Dyke my hero, I don't even know
Speaker 4: if it's a him or her. I would guess it's
Speaker 4: a hymn. But I'm going to find out what Judge
Speaker 4: Van Dyke looks like and get his face tattooed on
Speaker 4: my chest.
Speaker 3: Is my show of support.
Speaker 1: And as we know, anything said on this show is ironclad.
Speaker 3: So yes, yes, absolutely so.
Speaker 1: There's no wriggling out of that. You will be getting
Speaker 1: the face tattooed this weekend.
Speaker 4: Wait, face tattoo, no chest tattoo of a face right? Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: several fatal bigfoot attacks in Ohio will highlight goverment.
Speaker 3: I decided to up the any there and other stuff
Speaker 3: on the way.
Speaker 1: Stay here, yo yo, I'm gonna watch one of the
Speaker 1: Oscar nominated movies this weekend.
Speaker 3: I'll talk about that later coming.
Speaker 4: Six reported bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio within four days
Speaker 4: that you can't ignore that it's an o B a
Speaker 4: onslaught of bigfoots. Big feet images resembling the mythical sasquatch
Speaker 4: have been circulating in northeast Ohio drawings, eyewitness drawings as
Speaker 4: There have been six reported sightings in a small part
Speaker 4: of a wooded area, small wooded area near Mantua and Garrettsville,
Speaker 4: southeast of Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 1: So when they see him, is he always doing that
Speaker 1: kind of walk where he looks to the side and
Speaker 1: one always fake jack?
Speaker 3: This is real.
Speaker 4: The Bigfoot Society, a podcast and online community dedicated to
Speaker 4: collecting eye witness accounts of sasquatch encounters, said it has
Speaker 4: received six separate reports from that area. It is described
Speaker 4: the cluster as a possible flap, a term used in
Speaker 4: cryptozoology for multiple sightings within a short time.
Speaker 3: It's normal for there to.
Speaker 8: Be bigfoot sightings all over the US, but it's not
Speaker 8: normal to have multiple sightings in a small area within
Speaker 8: a short time of day's, said Jeremiah Byron, host of
Speaker 8: the Bigfoot Society podcast, which I've got to start listening to.
Speaker 3: I'm like today, he's walking on two feet. That ain't
Speaker 3: no bird. Right. That was a bigfoot sighting in northern California. Right,
Speaker 3: feel like.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to the sun I'm gonna listen to
Speaker 1: that podcast this afternoon. That's a good Friday check out
Speaker 1: of the news sort of thing, the Bigfoot Podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or was that in Alabama? Michael? That the guy
Speaker 3: he was talking about, he had beautiful her Yeah, it
Speaker 3: might have been Alabama. It doesn't sound like a California No,
Speaker 3: he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly so, according to summary is shared by the
Speaker 4: organization the Reported Encounters. Oh, you know, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 4: got to get to this quote. If you're in the area,
Speaker 4: keep your eyes open and maybe your door is locked,
Speaker 4: because there could be a big foot in your general vicinity,
Speaker 4: said one poster to the group.
Speaker 3: Your door's locked. Do they want to come out your house?
Speaker 4: If you've got a nine foot tall man ape careening
Speaker 4: around the countryside, it's going to come through that door
Speaker 4: like me through one of my kids. You know, I
Speaker 4: don't know building block forts. Please all right, here are
Speaker 4: your sightings. March sixth, the witnesses described to brown approximately
Speaker 4: nine foot tall figures seen outdoors.
Speaker 3: That's a BFS right there.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 3: Here's forehead was just like lining your wow. Think about it.
Speaker 4: The next day Katie a reported brown eight foot tall figure,
Speaker 4: along with alleged footprints and d grunts.
Speaker 3: Mmmm, clearly bigfoot. Those those are the grunts there.
Speaker 4: March ninth. Two days later, a reported black eight foot
Speaker 4: tall figure. March ninth, the separate account of a black
Speaker 4: ten foot tall figure said to be accompanied by a
Speaker 4: heavy musky odor.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, I uh, I should get some sort of ape
Speaker 1: costume and go to Central Washington. This should be my
Speaker 1: retirement plan. I will pay for it. If you just play,
Speaker 1: just for something, just for something to do.
Speaker 4: I will your suit and your travel costs. Yes, willingly
Speaker 4: write that check.
Speaker 1: My concern would be somebody shoots me and decides they
Speaker 1: want to Oh my god, oh my god, let him escape.
Speaker 1: This is a moment that science will never forgive me.
Speaker 3: If I don't.
Speaker 4: I can't capture Hi because he's nine feet tall. I
Speaker 4: gotta I gotta shoot him. Oh, that would be terrible,
Speaker 4: what with his musky odor. Later, after the heavy musky
Speaker 4: odor makes it a shower Bigfoot, a witness reported seeing
Speaker 4: a brown, roughly six foot tall figure, perhaps Bigfoot junior,
Speaker 4: about one hundred feet away through a window.
Speaker 3: That's a much smaller Bigfoot. That's a dude in a suit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It could be his offspring. That's a
Speaker 3: hairy guy.
Speaker 4: And then March tenth in account described an eight to
Speaker 4: ten foot tall, large black shadow said not to resemble
Speaker 4: a bear.
Speaker 3: Oh now he's a shadow figure. That's no bear. Fix
Speaker 3: in what period of time?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Four days? I think four days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got pictures of him and he's very large.
Speaker 4: Would you would empty both your bladder and your bowels
Speaker 4: if you were to come upon this beast in the water?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, if I saw a ten foot man thing
Speaker 1: musky ordered, I would I'd lose my mud. Sure, But
Speaker 1: I just particularly, I just don't think they exist. What's
Speaker 1: the name?
Speaker 4: Oh, and it appears to be heavily muscled too, in
Speaker 4: the manner of most great apes.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the podcast? I think it's the
Speaker 3: Bigfoot Podcast. That's a good name for it.
Speaker 4: I uh, it's easily remembered the Bigfoot Society podcast.
Speaker 3: I will seek that out today. People are tuning out
Speaker 3: of us right now to go check that out. This
Speaker 3: was a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: But so are these people kind of like the flat
Speaker 1: earth crowd, like it's all with a kind of a
Speaker 1: fun joke or are they serious about it? Of course,
Speaker 1: the flatness guy I know, the flat earth guy I
Speaker 1: know is completely serious.
Speaker 3: So he's mentally ill.
Speaker 1: I saw him yesterday. He gave me the side eye
Speaker 1: because I'd been talking about him on the radio.
Speaker 4: So, oh boy, all right, this was Joe saying that
Speaker 4: Jack Jack oh me for suggesting.
Speaker 3: Fully on board the earth is obviously flat. Yeah.
Speaker 4: My son wrote a song called Sasquatchuary. It's like a
Speaker 4: metal song with cookie monster vocals, so you can't really
Speaker 4: understand the words, but he showed me the words and
Speaker 4: they're hilariously funny, and I'm like, why do you like
Speaker 4: growl at? So people can't understand it. That's just that's
Speaker 4: doll a metal Dad, gotcha.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll update you on a few things coming up.
Speaker 3: Stay here, Armstrong and Getty, And.
Speaker 7: Finally, the New York Giants this week signed a three year,
Speaker 7: twelve point three million dollar deal with a new punter,
Speaker 7: which is expensive for a punter, but it's the Giant,
Speaker 7: so he'll play a lot.
Speaker 1: I got a whole bunch of little items are going
Speaker 1: to go through here, just so I can erase them
Speaker 1: out of my phone.
Speaker 3: First.
Speaker 1: This one, though, a marine expeditionary unit with twenty two
Speaker 1: hundred marines aboard three US Navy amphibious ships is being
Speaker 1: ordered to the Middle East, according to two US officials.
Speaker 1: That's being reported all over the place. So we got
Speaker 1: twenty two hundred marines headed to the Middle East. Is
Speaker 1: that disclosing troop movements?
Speaker 3: That's a good question right there, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Running through some other items, This actually happened yesterday, but
Speaker 1: Representative Jim Kleibern, a powerhouse of South Carolina politics, announced
Speaker 1: he is running for an eighteenth term. He's eighty five
Speaker 1: years old running, but every interview I've ever seen with him,
Speaker 1: he seems as sharp as ever.
Speaker 4: So he can't knock conn in a fully well, he's
Speaker 4: sharp at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's that we have him to thank for,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. I was talking about this ambulance bill I
Speaker 1: got hit with. Oh yeah, so family member had to
Speaker 1: go to uh well riding in an ambulance. I won't
Speaker 1: get into the details.
Speaker 3: I got hit with.
Speaker 1: The bill is almost five thousand dollars. There's four thy
Speaker 1: seven hundred and some dollars almost five thousand dollars that
Speaker 1: insurance doesn't cover, or insurance covered all, but that I
Speaker 1: don't even know how it works in neither do you,
Speaker 1: and neither does anybody else. And how could this possibly be?
Speaker 3: Bean? What is the point of medical insurance that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't cover the five thousand dollars ambulance ride or part
Speaker 1: of it? And I know you don't want to get
Speaker 1: into the particulars, but it's not like said transportee was
Speaker 1: hemorrhaging or no right anyway, So I got this text.
Speaker 1: I should have applied this. It's too late for me. Now,
Speaker 1: don't pay the ambulance bill.
Speaker 3: Fight it.
Speaker 1: I got a fourteen thousand dollars ambulance bill. Insurance paid
Speaker 1: over eight thousand dollars of it of the fourteen thousand,
Speaker 1: but the provider wanted me to.
Speaker 3: Pay the other six.
Speaker 1: I fought it at the Board of Supervisors meeting and
Speaker 1: they let it go. What they're doing is they're charging
Speaker 1: you to cover the costs of everyone who can't or
Speaker 1: won't pay the hope they hit you with the maximum,
Speaker 1: hoping you'll just pay it, which I did like a dummy.
Speaker 1: But you can, you know, just say no and they'll
Speaker 1: take less. But that's a sucky system. And I'm always
Speaker 1: worried about it. I like everybody else. I'm always worried
Speaker 1: about it being turned over to a collection agency, which
Speaker 1: is their threat. And then you got a ding on
Speaker 1: your credit and.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants that, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that might be more costly than the money you save,
Speaker 4: depending on your circumstance.
Speaker 1: Five thousand freaking dollars. Jesus, there's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: We have experienced this recently. We need to buy a
Speaker 1: little computer for the show for reasons that we'll get
Speaker 1: into right now, and ended up being way more expensive
Speaker 1: than we thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3: Bloomberg had this story.
Speaker 1: Your tech is about to get more expensive because of
Speaker 1: the AI demand out there. There is a historic memory
Speaker 1: chip shortage. The tech giants are buying up all the
Speaker 1: chips out there, and so anything you want to buy
Speaker 1: that has memory, laptop, gaming consoles, smartphones, everything prices going
Speaker 1: up a lot. For instance, it's computer we have to
Speaker 1: buy for the show was twice what we thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be because of this whole chip shortage
Speaker 1: that's going on in America or the world.
Speaker 4: Really, you know, I just read that airline tickets have
Speaker 4: some of them have doubled in recent weeks because of
Speaker 4: the you know, the conflicts with ran and the straight
Speaker 4: so hover moves and the rest of it. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: if you got a trip, maybe book it now. I
Speaker 4: don't know if it's going to keep going up or what.
Speaker 1: So this has been exciting for those of us in California.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure I saw it yesterday. This massive
Speaker 1: submarine hunter has been circling over California for days to
Speaker 1: great big giant plane. This is after the doomsday plane
Speaker 1: was spotted. I'm positive I saw that the other day.
Speaker 1: So the flying White House that they have in case
Speaker 1: Trump or any president needs to run the country from
Speaker 1: the sky and be safe from nuclear attack. That plane
Speaker 1: was flying around. They're just you know, making sure it's
Speaker 1: you know, the throttle linkage has been oiled up, and
Speaker 1: all these different sorts of things. And then this submarine
Speaker 1: hunter that is keeping a lookout for any sort of
Speaker 1: submarine that could launch Iranian drones has been flying up
Speaker 1: and down California, keeping an eye on the water. And
Speaker 1: I know I saw it yesterday too. Starting to get
Speaker 1: a WW two feel. I know people who are really
Speaker 1: into planes who you can get this app. Anybody can
Speaker 1: get it, and any plane you see in the sky,
Speaker 1: this app will tell you what that plane is, who
Speaker 1: it belongs to, who's it's registered to, any details you
Speaker 1: on crazy. Yeah, but these planes don't show up on there, oh,
Speaker 1: for obvious reasons.
Speaker 3: I think the doomsday plane it's a good name.
Speaker 4: So the sub hunting plane, I'd like to know more
Speaker 4: about that is I have an interest in the submarine service.
Speaker 3: Does Iran have a submarine service? Yeah, they've got some subs.
Speaker 3: We didn't sink them all, apparently not. They're under the ocean,
Speaker 3: so they're already sunk. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have an interest in it, not much knowledge, ah.
Speaker 3: But by definition already sunk.
Speaker 4: So this thing this giant plane, I imagine, has all
Speaker 4: sorts of sophisticated sensors and stafford imagine. I mean, because
Speaker 4: you can't just visually hunt the ocean for submarines.
Speaker 3: It's just a bunch of guys with binoculars.
Speaker 1: Oh I captured this the other day. This is just
Speaker 1: a joke. It's a Soviet joke. It was a long
Speaker 1: list of Soviet jokes, and they are all really interesting.
Speaker 1: And as we move into this era where something like
Speaker 1: half a young people think communism or socialism is a
Speaker 1: good idea.
Speaker 3: What's that one?
Speaker 1: We always like they when you don't get paid, they
Speaker 1: they pretend to pay it. We pretend to work and
Speaker 1: they pretend to pay. It is the way things work
Speaker 1: in this Wivie Union.
Speaker 3: I like this one.
Speaker 1: A man walks into a shop. Yes, the clerk, you
Speaker 1: don't have any meat? He said, no, no, no, here
Speaker 1: we don't have any fish. The shop that doesn't have
Speaker 1: any meats across the street. And then finally this The
Speaker 1: oscars are Sunday and you don't care about that. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch a couple of the big nominated movies.
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of them already. I'm either going
Speaker 1: to watch the Ping Pong Timothy Shallomey movie, which me
Speaker 1: and the boys watched the trailer for last night. Looks
Speaker 1: crazy interesting. I can't quite tell what's going on from
Speaker 1: the trailer. Hell of a drama. I read one review
Speaker 1: that was super intriguing about the movie. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not a movie about Ping Pong per se, you know
Speaker 1: the factors into it. But yeah, so might watch that
Speaker 1: or Sinners, which is supposed to be the big winner
Speaker 1: on Sunday Night. It's a vampire movie set in the
Speaker 1: like nineteen thirty South at a juke joint, and it
Speaker 1: looks like it's got cool music and anything like that.
Speaker 1: But just both my kids want to watch it based
Speaker 1: on the trailer, and it's supposed to be fantastic, But
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I can make myself watch
Speaker 1: a freaking vampire movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you hate this sort of thing from people.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it, you know, I read the Inevitable.
Speaker 4: It's a metaphor for systemic racism and it's a woke
Speaker 4: blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Sure didn't look like you're from the trailer. The trailer
Speaker 3: just looked.
Speaker 1: Like it was a damned vampire movie, which I'd almost
Speaker 1: rather take the politics than watch a vampire movie.
Speaker 3: Not into stuff like I just don't like sumpires, you
Speaker 3: don't like your anti vampire. This is outrageous. I just
Speaker 3: don't need that sort of thing in my life.
Speaker 4: Articay type of fiction and something or other and a
Speaker 4: metaphor for something around.
Speaker 1: They have trouble getting stars sometimes to show up to
Speaker 1: the Oscars because it's.
Speaker 3: Paul.
Speaker 1: I had a funny Paul Newman quote the other day
Speaker 1: about how he'd gone five times and never won, and
Speaker 1: the year he did win, he didn't go, but he
Speaker 1: had told his wife, haven't I paid enough of a
Speaker 1: price for this stupid thing? Having to go all these
Speaker 1: times and sit there? I'll bet it is a drag.
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're a big star and you're used
Speaker 1: to you know, you don't have to do.
Speaker 3: Anything you don't want to do.
Speaker 1: Ever, if you're a big star and you're sitting there
Speaker 1: for like five hours between getting through security and sitting
Speaker 1: there and being there and blah blah blah, and you're
Speaker 1: not interested in any of it. To get them to
Speaker 1: show up, they have the swag bags. This year it's
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty thousand dollars with the luxury goods
Speaker 1: and experiences, including five vacation packages. One of the getaways
Speaker 1: is a sixty five thousand dollars stay in a super
Speaker 1: villa in some town in Spain. This is for the nominees, right,
Speaker 1: This is for all the nominees. Three hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. So I guess even if you're pretty damned wealthy,
Speaker 1: that might be enough to get.
Speaker 4: You to show up and sit there for a while,
Speaker 4: put on your Sunday go to meeting clothes and sit
Speaker 4: there in the Kodak Theater for in Flour.
Speaker 3: They got a bar out in the lobby. I think
Speaker 3: I'm sure they do.
Speaker 1: We were talking yesterday about the whole, the whole campaigning thing,
Speaker 1: and it's all it's all just weird. And they have
Speaker 1: the you know, we've had two winners in a row
Speaker 1: that were white, so we better have a Asian this,
Speaker 1: or you know, just any of that stuff factoring into
Speaker 1: the oscars, and then how you campaign for it, buying
Speaker 1: the billboards and doing interviews that shouldn't factor any They're
Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's just dumb, little dumb thing Awards
Speaker 1: for art.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, I wouldn't know what was happening unless you
Speaker 4: hadn't brought it up. I mean, it's just I'm sure
Speaker 4: we'll be in my real life brings it up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, no, very very true. I'm sure we'll have some.
Speaker 1: There'll be some. Sean Penn's gonna win Best Actor. I'd
Speaker 1: be shocked if he doesn't, and he is going to
Speaker 1: say something that is imbornant, so we'll have that on
Speaker 1: Monday morning. I expect Conan to be prett funny, because
Speaker 1: he's aways pretty funny, and I'm sure we'll have that
Speaker 1: on Monday morning.
Speaker 3: Love Conan yep, won't watch, but Love Conan.
Speaker 1: And then maybe some ancient person will go up there
Speaker 1: and announce the wrong picture for.
Speaker 3: Best Picture, which I would find hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's one of the greatest things that ever happened, all
Speaker 1: those pretentious people running around like crazy like chickens with.
Speaker 3: Their heads cut off.
Speaker 4: Oh that was fantastic orton Paity right right, yeah, and
Speaker 4: good times.
Speaker 1: How the hell did you do that? Well, they're America's royalty,
Speaker 1: our Hollywood class.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're aware of this hilarious.
Speaker 1: And have very deep thoughts because art is reflective of
Speaker 1: society and film helps us see ourselves in a way
Speaker 1: that Oh no, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: She funny to start a rumor if I had the
Speaker 4: capability of the time, and the energy and the inclination
Speaker 4: to start a rumor that Trump is going to send
Speaker 4: ice to apprehend a lot of the people who attend
Speaker 4: the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, that'd be a great rumor to start. Anybody with
Speaker 1: a foreign sounding name.
Speaker 4: Right, he's gonna He's gonna jail all of the nominees
Speaker 4: for Best Foreign Film.
Speaker 3: There you go, They'll all be put them at a
Speaker 3: detention center. They'll all be in zip ties in the
Speaker 3: back of a van. Oh lord, I love that fast
Speaker 3: we were warned about. We will finish Strong next arm
Speaker 3: Strong and Getty.
Speaker 5: I recently found out that I was secretly recorded by Metaglasses.
Speaker 5: A month or so ago. I was at my daughter's
Speaker 5: basketball game, and I thought she was just introducing me
Speaker 5: to one of her friends. After he had asked me
Speaker 5: a few questions, my daughter grabbed my arm and pulled
Speaker 5: me away, and that's when she whispered, he's wearing metaglasses.
Speaker 3: I'm going to show you the clip.
Speaker 5: I want to let you know what You're a very
Speaker 5: beautiful young lady. Oh well, thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you married?
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 3: He looked very good.
Speaker 6: I want to let you know.
Speaker 5: So let me ask you this.
Speaker 3: Should people be.
Speaker 5: Allowed to film strangers with metaglasses without telling them? Would
Speaker 5: you feel like that's an invasion of your privacy? Where
Speaker 5: is this tech going to take us in the future?
Speaker 5: Would you be okay with this happening to you? Would
Speaker 5: you be okay with your kids having a pair of
Speaker 5: these metaglasses?
Speaker 3: Don't you just be flattered? What people find you?
Speaker 1: High too?
Speaker 3: It's a terrible intrusion.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: What what is it? What is illegal? Illegally? You can
Speaker 3: right very state to state.
Speaker 1: But there's gonna be no way you're gonna stop this. No,
Speaker 1: but that's incredibly roodent on that, of course it is.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be so common now, Uh, in situations
Speaker 1: like that where you just you know, you're staring at
Speaker 1: somebody or in meetings or all the time trying to
Speaker 1: get your favorite your least favorite teacher fired as a teenager, right,
Speaker 1: since try to bait them into saying something untoward?
Speaker 3: Boy, how's that?
Speaker 7: How's that going to work? Since they come with prescriptions?
Speaker 7: Now you know they can actually say, well, this is
Speaker 7: how I you know, these are my glasses.
Speaker 1: Well, right, that's what's kind of interesting. Hey he's wearing metaglasses. Well,
Speaker 1: lots of people.
Speaker 3: Are going to be wearing metaglasses, and.
Speaker 1: Lots of different companies are now making them, so you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to recognize them all easily.
Speaker 3: I think, you know, I don't want it to be
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 1: I think you're just going to get get used to
Speaker 1: the fact that anybody wearing glasses might be recording you.
Speaker 3: Modern World one star cannot recommend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, it'd be really really calm, and I'll bet
Speaker 1: to start trying to bait people into saying things that
Speaker 1: you've recorded them.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and then you'd issue the clip out of context.
Speaker 4: You trot it all over the internet. People are howling
Speaker 4: for blood. Yeah, or or does that become so common
Speaker 4: people just ignore it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: They they uh, what is it metaglass to them?
Speaker 4: You know, we'll have a term for intentionally entrapping someone,
Speaker 4: you know, using that.
Speaker 1: You got you got the glasses like Katie for for
Speaker 1: your when you have a baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have, and.
Speaker 7: They have not left my house because I wouldn't. I
Speaker 7: don't want people looking at me thinking that I'm filming
Speaker 7: them because I mean the while it's discreet. I mean,
Speaker 7: if you look hard enough, you can see the camera.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My uh, my son's band teacher got him because he
Speaker 1: just had they had their first kid and he loves
Speaker 1: him for having a baby.
Speaker 3: Just said it's so fantastic. Oh bad. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: wait for that.
Speaker 1: Whip out your phone. They smile and you just tap
Speaker 1: the side of your glasses and you got a picture. Yeah. Hey, Michael,
Speaker 1: how long do we have till final thoughts?
Speaker 3: I'm a minute and a half.
Speaker 4: I've been intrigued by clip nine since I first saw
Speaker 4: it during the pre show meeting.
Speaker 3: Can we hear that bees can breathe underwater?
Speaker 1: For a week, scientists have discovered The conclusions were reached
Speaker 1: by Rick, who just likes drowning things.
Speaker 4: Wow, that took a dark turn. Uh, bees can breathe underwater?
Speaker 4: The amazing bee?
Speaker 1: What a joke. Go ahead and hit at Michael. We'll
Speaker 1: leave plenty of time to ramble for final thoughts.
Speaker 3: Hey kids, it's that time again with Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 3: Here's Joe. Kids do love this feature. Here's your homes
Speaker 3: for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 4: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew
Speaker 4: to wrap up the show. There is Michaelangeloan in the
Speaker 4: control room, so I can't lead us off.
Speaker 3: Okay, my final thoughts actually a question for Katie. How
Speaker 3: long can you record on those glasses? Thirty seconds a minute?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 3: I'm not aware of a time limit hours. I'm not
Speaker 3: thinking to get in some That's why I ask probably
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think there's a time limit on.
Speaker 3: It, Katie Greener, esteemed news woman. As a final thought.
Speaker 7: Katie, I uh just can't really get my mind around
Speaker 7: the whole fact that people are running to churn butter,
Speaker 7: but you end up with butter.
Speaker 3: But you we went over this, you don't have to run.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jack a final thought for us, Let's get
Speaker 1: the handsome Oh that's right, special guests.
Speaker 3: Finally, Executive producer Mi Canson.
Speaker 6: Listen, listen, remain calm, don't panic. This is a message
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Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: A hard app done, Jack. Final thought.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of being informed of what's going
Speaker 1: on in the world, but we all need to figure
Speaker 1: out the happy medium, the perfect spot of being informed
Speaker 1: but not dwelling.
Speaker 3: You take in a lot of media and.
Speaker 1: You start to be convinced the world is just rotten
Speaker 1: and everything is awful and there's no joy in the world,
Speaker 1: and that ain't true.
Speaker 4: My final thought, for instance, my sweetheart and I are
Speaker 4: going to a minor league hockey game tonight.
Speaker 3: We're gonna watch some pretty.
Speaker 4: Good hockey, eat questionable stadium food.
Speaker 3: Drink a couple of beers, and yell.
Speaker 1: Like crazy for a team that happens to play in
Speaker 1: a city closer to our house.
Speaker 8: Then those jackasses on the other team they play for
Speaker 8: a city.
Speaker 1: That's somewhat further from our house and we hate them.
Speaker 1: And one thing you can probably count on with my
Speaker 1: minor hockey league experiences some good fights.
Speaker 3: Oh at least an e to the chops.
Speaker 1: They like to fight in the minor league hockey, so
Speaker 1: that'll be cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do get guys who realize the only way
Speaker 4: I'm getting to the NHL as an enforcer.
Speaker 3: So I got to show them what I got tonight.
Speaker 1: And of course your blood will get up for the
Speaker 1: people on your team who are being punched upon because
Speaker 1: they live slightly closer to you than well, the team
Speaker 1: is located to the players. Probably they could live anywhere.
Speaker 4: They play for city that's somewhat closer my house.
Speaker 3: What part of that?
Speaker 1: Do not get? Arm shots of the Getty wrapping up
Speaker 1: another grueling four hour workday.
Speaker 4: So many people to think, so little time. Good Armstrong,
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a technical difficulty. Is cut of some
Speaker 1: slight all right?
Speaker 4: Or boycott Apple or fashion a placard and go march.
Speaker 3: Out front of their headquarters. We still have forty seconds left, Mikey.
Speaker 3: We had to start early. You wanted me to start early.
Speaker 1: Remember, anybody got a fried chicken recipe they'd like to
Speaker 1: recite it.
Speaker 4: The interesting thing about hockey fights is how honorable they are.
Speaker 4: Nobody ever gets seriously hurt because everybody understands once a
Speaker 4: guy is down, it's over.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: There are rules about what you can do can't do.
Speaker 4: Every hockey player knows them.
Speaker 3: Hockey an example for all of us. That was a
Speaker 3: really nice, life affirming end of the week.
Speaker 1: Whip out your phone if there's a good fight, though,
Speaker 1: I would like to see it posted.
Speaker 3: We'll see them Monday.
Speaker 1: God bless America.
Speaker 3: I'm Strong and Getty.
Speaker 1: Who would just want consciousness? Can't see here, feel do anything,
Speaker 1: but I'm alive.
Speaker 3: Who no, No, that's a horrifying nightmare. Yes, it is
Speaker 3: a horrified nightmare. It limits you. That's the understatement of
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