WEBVTT - Ep 26: The YouTuber

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<v Speaker 1>Novel.

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<v Speaker 2>This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned.

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<v Speaker 3>I go on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that, like my ADHD forces me to watch

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<v Speaker 1>bloopers of films that I haven't even seen. Or I'll

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<v Speaker 1>watch like a three hour video called Hagina's Versus Lions.

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<v Speaker 3>And like that's my day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a savage. Are you bored of modern dating? Meeting

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<v Speaker 2>the same people from the same apps in the same

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<v Speaker 2>bar You've only chosen because it's close to your house

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<v Speaker 2>and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's time

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<v Speaker 2>to change the narrative on how we find love. It's

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<v Speaker 2>time to start looking for love in all the wrong places.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only picking people

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<v Speaker 2>who were the total opposite of my type. And after

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight of these dates in two months, will I

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<v Speaker 2>find that special someone? Or well, this experiment proved that

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<v Speaker 2>I should just give up on dating altogether. It's time

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<v Speaker 2>to find out. I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty

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<v Speaker 2>eight dates later.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan, Hi, Hi, great, how are you? Yeah? I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you good.

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<v Speaker 2>So this week's date was with someone called George. He

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<v Speaker 2>was younger than me. Basically, how we found him my

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<v Speaker 2>date had canceled that day and I was doing a

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<v Speaker 2>show at the venue that we're in right now. I

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<v Speaker 2>was doing a show, and so we got here and

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to go on a date. So we got

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<v Speaker 2>a guy who works behind the bar at the venue

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<v Speaker 2>to come on a date with me. And it turns out,

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<v Speaker 2>because I do loads of shows, it worked behind the

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<v Speaker 2>bar for a lot of my shows and broke he

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<v Speaker 2>was a fan. And then he said that he loved

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<v Speaker 2>when I had a show in because the girls who

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<v Speaker 2>come to my show are all really hot, and like

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<v Speaker 2>he's gotten with some of them in the past, which

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<v Speaker 2>I respected. I like liked it. Yeah, you're like a

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<v Speaker 2>girl boss can do attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like it's nice for you to pollinate my

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<v Speaker 1>workerbees and now come to the queen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like you know, you should be so lucky, but

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<v Speaker 2>like here you are on a day with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, make a wish And that was his make which

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<v Speaker 3>foundation request. He's now dead.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about Obama, what is it about like a

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<v Speaker 1>barman or like a waiouse, someone who's like working front

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<v Speaker 1>of house that makes.

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<v Speaker 3>Them like so sexy because they're making you a drink. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess there's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Something very like cool, and especially if they work somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>where they know everyone, Like that's really attractive watching someone

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<v Speaker 2>like in their habitat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I guess also they have to be nice

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<v Speaker 3>to because it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, this guy blessed him was like he like

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<v Speaker 2>had to be nice to me because I was then

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<v Speaker 2>about to do a show where he would be working

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<v Speaker 2>the bar in the room while. And it was really

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<v Speaker 2>funny because apparently, like basically during the date, I said

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<v Speaker 2>to him, Oh, would you mind if I talk about

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<v Speaker 2>like the fact that we've done this like during the

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<v Speaker 2>show later, and he was like absolutely loved that idea.

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<v Speaker 2>And then apparently I forgot the show. I forgot because

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<v Speaker 2>I was just you know, being an incredible comedian. But

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<v Speaker 2>apparently he was like edging, like he kept thinking I

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<v Speaker 2>was about to talk about him, and so he was

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<v Speaker 2>sort of like waiting for it to happen. He was

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<v Speaker 2>going to come up because I said, he come up

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<v Speaker 2>and saying sorry for burping like that. I guess that

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of gross. Would you bup on a first day?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like I always like but like I bup all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, Like on first dates. But then sometimes I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that was kind of gross.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just made well, I wouldn't like let it out loud.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like an extra in the Flintstones.

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<v Speaker 2>Something to me, I can't necessarily always control birping. It

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<v Speaker 2>just happens when I speak. You know that.

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<v Speaker 3>But like evolution left you behindn't.

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<v Speaker 2>More in more ways than one, dada is you know

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<v Speaker 2>very well, I'm a cave man.

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<v Speaker 4>So what are you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you?

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<v Speaker 5>What made you want to do this?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, first off, you're very funny. Thank you very pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>It's charming mainly and because I was asked.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you're asked because I'm doing a show.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, well I really appreciate it. Problem I'm getting

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<v Speaker 4>paid for it as well, so why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly, That's That's just how I like my paid.

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<v Speaker 3>At that time. Okay, I've never heard a situation that's

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<v Speaker 3>so clearly. Is that good? Point a gun to my head? No? No,

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<v Speaker 3>an to his please.

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<v Speaker 2>He was having the time of his life.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he was like it was like mentioning the sponsors.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, you're really pretty and funny, because I've

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<v Speaker 1>been told to say that real nice to be here because.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been paid to be here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was like terrified.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, of course, but he was quite young.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like twenty one, which is obviously like quite

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<v Speaker 2>a lot young.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too young though, No, of course it's too young

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<v Speaker 1>where we're well like think back to being twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I hadn't even crazy as yesterday I

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<v Speaker 2>saw this tweet Bradley Cooper went out with su Waterhouse

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<v Speaker 2>when Bradley Cooper was thirty eight. He went out sueh Hoortails,

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<v Speaker 2>who was twenty one, and at the time, everybody was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>look at them, they're like such a power couple. That's fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>that's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you going to talk to someone about?

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<v Speaker 2>What was about you at your man having common with

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty one your girl.

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<v Speaker 3>The Lion King? I don't think so, but sorry, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I'm doing about the cartoon. They would know the

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<v Speaker 3>live action version of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and this guy, like we actually did have like

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<v Speaker 2>quite a long common because.

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<v Speaker 3>He so you're Bradley Cooper in the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, No, I am very much. That's the third

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<v Speaker 2>time in my life where I felt like Bradley Cooper

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<v Speaker 2>actually when were the other times? The other times, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>when I was born, a star is born.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah that's what happened of course, and then

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<v Speaker 3>that you're playing Bradley Cooper, not the star I'm playing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just playing the star.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, like in your nativity at school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, I'm and all of them. But he basically

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<v Speaker 2>is a YouTuber, So what's your YouTube?

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<v Speaker 6>So when I we just rebranded like the channel and

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<v Speaker 6>we started with a new six series season. We did

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<v Speaker 6>a fashion show on the London Underground recently for Oh Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Every stop new models came in from different design so

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<v Speaker 6>it was on the train, on the actual train whilst

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<v Speaker 6>there was going So every single stop new models came

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<v Speaker 6>in parading through the London Underground.

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<v Speaker 4>Elizabeth Lyon we put a red carpet.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's so cool.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a great project.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, just say ASMR. I mean just say ASMR.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? I mean, like, what are you

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<v Speaker 3>talking about? What does that mean? Like? What content is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like what like these big YouTubers, it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>prank basically.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like if you're in the twenties, you

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<v Speaker 1>are a YouTuber by default, Like I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>know anyone who's like, uh, twenty five.

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<v Speaker 3>And under who hasn't got a YouTube account, whether model.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying, you need to have money to

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Carpets aren't cheap exactly, a red carpet tube exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And then all of the clothes, like they made all

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<v Speaker 2>of the clothes and then they filmed it all. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually liked his can do attitude. I mean he just

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<v Speaker 2>he sounds as sounds a bars. Well, my best friend

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<v Speaker 2>works for the side men, all right, yeah, producing, she's

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<v Speaker 2>a producer. Well she works for their management company, but

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<v Speaker 2>she does.

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<v Speaker 5>Like so she did that football.

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<v Speaker 2>Match, you know they did, Like she produced that whole thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she's now doing a few other projects.

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<v Speaker 3>A day with her.

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<v Speaker 5>Her best friend.

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<v Speaker 3>I like him now, I am. I respect him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the kind of banter I like you. Like, he's

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<v Speaker 1>not just seeing romance, he's seeing opportunities.

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<v Speaker 2>He's here, like what can I milk out of his nepo? Baby?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what connections does she have for me?

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<v Speaker 1>And like some people like go on the first date

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<v Speaker 1>and like accidentally leave their jumper, like at the person's house.

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<v Speaker 3>They can go back. He's leaving his CEV.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, you know he emailed me it is.

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<v Speaker 3>A pdf, exactly. He's a YouTuber. He don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>paper is. What are the side?

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're YouTubers. They're big YouTubers. Really showing your age

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<v Speaker 2>there now?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, because I go on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that, like my ADHD forces me to watch

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<v Speaker 1>bloopers of films that I haven't even seen, or like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll watch like a three hour video called Hyena's versus Lions,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's my day.

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<v Speaker 3>So like, I know YouTube, I'm sure you do. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not the same.

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<v Speaker 5>You're crying, but you're you're crying, so tell me about you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm from England, but I grew up in Mexico. My

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<v Speaker 6>dad's from Rochester. My mum's from Mexico City.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you grew up in Mexico and Cancune

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<v Speaker 3>the beach.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, that's cool, spring Ber because oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you speak Spanish?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? But effect on mummy, I see friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh we will say.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we okay, that's all I know.

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<v Speaker 5>That's good. I like leon. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to du Lingo are sponsor this dreams date

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<v Speaker 1>this date and podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually just not to brag.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my sixty third day streak of my julingo

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<v Speaker 1>learning French.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I remember any of it? No, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>he's lying about everything.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>His accent was mad.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I can hear him being Mancunian. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>like him going to say that I grew up in

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<v Speaker 1>Cancun and then go the beaches. Oh yeah, that's an

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<v Speaker 1>in depth knowledge of that place. Just go the beach,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say.

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<v Speaker 2>From my limited of Kangoon, it's probably the beaches. Bakers go.

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<v Speaker 2>Some would say yeah, yeah, yeah when you hear Kangoon

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<v Speaker 2>the beaches. So tell me about your dating life.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't go out on a lot of dates.

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<v Speaker 6>It's more like one I stand kind of things usually

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<v Speaker 6>because I work here at the bar, so I meet

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<v Speaker 6>a lot of girls here at the bar, and it

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<v Speaker 6>just happens to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever shogged anyone you met one of my shows?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah in the bar?

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<v Speaker 3>No no no no no no no?

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<v Speaker 6>Your well maybe yeah, because your I love when it's

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<v Speaker 6>your shows. Crowd is like there are girls and they're

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<v Speaker 6>like fit.

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<v Speaker 2>Put that blast out on the fucking internet. That's an

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<v Speaker 2>advertiser to come and see my shows.

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<v Speaker 3>This is true.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why more men don't come to my

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<v Speaker 2>shows because it's the perfect place to pick up women.

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<v Speaker 6>It is, it is, and it's always helped me full

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<v Speaker 6>of girls around my age, like mid twenties.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, it was perfect. Definitely, words.

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<v Speaker 1>I like within that, Like basically that's just like a

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<v Speaker 1>campaign to invite predators to your show. You come and

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<v Speaker 1>see me perform because they're fit girls that you can

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<v Speaker 1>finger at the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because there are always girls who are like I

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<v Speaker 2>wish there was more single guysres I'm just saying, like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to come and like be out like

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<v Speaker 2>a woman's show, and if you could bear watch a

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<v Speaker 2>woman be funny.

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<v Speaker 3>If you can bear hearing, if you can bear a

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<v Speaker 3>woman's voice, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can be.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is actually the demiography The side of a Woman

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<v Speaker 3>for an Hour. And wait, the title of my first

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<v Speaker 3>EP is bear a Woman's Voice.

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<v Speaker 2>What was that like feminist phrase, like I am woman,

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<v Speaker 2>hear me raw?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's about b E A R. And the whole

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<v Speaker 3>album just be going.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was in a very weird, anxious mood when

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<v Speaker 2>I arrived that day because on the way to me

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<v Speaker 2>him someone had tried to steal Eddie on the while

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<v Speaker 2>I was convinced he was trying to steal Eddie, it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like boy and he was like asking me,

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<v Speaker 2>like how much she costs if she was a girl,

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<v Speaker 2>had I had her spade yet, obviously trying to identify

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<v Speaker 2>how much money like he could make off of her.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were on the Bakerloo line, sitting on those

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<v Speaker 2>seats where you're aready close together, you know, when you're

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<v Speaker 2>like the four And then it was just me and him.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what happened was we got to Paddington and

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<v Speaker 2>so many people came on the train, and so then

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<v Speaker 2>I just slipped and moved up the carriage and then

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<v Speaker 2>got rid of him. But I was very anxious. And

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<v Speaker 2>then he told me this story about when somebody tried

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<v Speaker 2>to steal his dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, that's evil people in the world.

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<v Speaker 6>I had a pug and there I was walking my pug.

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<v Speaker 6>This is in Mexico, so I mean, the story won't

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<v Speaker 6>surprised you. But I left her loose off the collar

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<v Speaker 6>and let it go around and a chuck came by,

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<v Speaker 6>literally the truck stops.

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<v Speaker 4>Two men out and grabbed my pug.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you joking?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not joking. I literally bolted. I went fucking fast

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<v Speaker 6>like heh yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, keep running, yeah yeah, And how did you get

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<v Speaker 5>the dog back?

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<v Speaker 6>He's just like, oh, ship, you know, they must have

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<v Speaker 6>thought that, you know, I wasn't looking. Literally dropped him

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<v Speaker 6>mid air.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm listening back, that sounds like it didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a baby. All of this sounds like it's not real.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm listening back to that. That sounds like a made

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<v Speaker 2>up story.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I truck came along, they threw the pug, they

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<v Speaker 3>dropped the.

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<v Speaker 1>Mid air, and then what you chase it going a

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<v Speaker 1>such a fast runner that you managed to volt it bolted.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm buying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I had bought it, I want the receipt

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm taking it back.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do you know, I appreciate that he's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to give a good chat. I mean, do you ever

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<v Speaker 2>like logical podcasting? Do you ever like make up ship

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<v Speaker 2>on dates?

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<v Speaker 3>What like that? I'm emostally available, like sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'll just tell a story that's completely made up.

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<v Speaker 3>I will never do that because I think I'm not I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to story that happened to Anna. But I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>say it happened to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, maybe No, I think I'd be more likely

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<v Speaker 3>to be like, oh, this happened to my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've got enough stories where the universe is

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely treat me like a piece of shit to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to tell someone on a day.

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<v Speaker 2>I just sometimes prefer telling her stories though it happened

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<v Speaker 2>to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there used to be a time when I

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<v Speaker 1>was younger, like like I'd pretend that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'd pretend that I was like related

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<v Speaker 1>to like Ian.

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<v Speaker 3>McKellen or like Irish.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have believed that yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you shall not pass. That's just me being gay at school.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, I haven't lied for a long time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I used to also say that I was straight.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I spread this really big rumor when I was at

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<v Speaker 2>school about how Lindsay Lohan she had a twin. And

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<v Speaker 2>then what happened was they were filming The Parent Trap. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell my story. She had a twin, like

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<v Speaker 2>she was born as a twin and they were identical.

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<v Speaker 2>They started filming. It's actually really story, it's crazily laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>They started filming The Parent Trap. Right, the twin died

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<v Speaker 2>in a car crash while they were filming The Parent Trap,

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<v Speaker 2>and Lindsay Lohan then finished the film on her own.

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<v Speaker 2>I told everyone at primary school that, like all the

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<v Speaker 2>way out to year sick, everyone to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Honest the way that you just told me that. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I believed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, I tell her, And there are probably people now

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<v Speaker 2>they're still on Google it and like telling that story.

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<v Speaker 2>And I used to be like, how amazing of her,

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<v Speaker 2>Like she started that film with her sister and then

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<v Speaker 2>she finished it sister.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know it's inspirational.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's also crazy that your mind would go there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember actually at a time that I lied in

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<v Speaker 1>primary school because I went to like a Catholic primary school.

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<v Speaker 1>So like at the end of the week, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to all like say prayers, and like this girl called

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<v Speaker 1>like carry her like rabbit had died, and like people

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<v Speaker 1>had like really had all these big, old fucking stories

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<v Speaker 1>to like pray about, and I had nothing. So I

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<v Speaker 1>did tell everyone that my grandma had died in like

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<v Speaker 1>a horrific accident, just.

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<v Speaker 3>So that I got more prayers.

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<v Speaker 1>But then what I forgot is that because I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a very well behaved kid, my mom would have to

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<v Speaker 1>come in at the end of the school week to

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<v Speaker 1>chat to my teacher. So then like after the day

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<v Speaker 1>had like finished, my mom came in and the teacher

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<v Speaker 1>was like, your dad. My mom was like, he just

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<v Speaker 1>moved back to Ireland, and.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, no, he wasn't dead, And that's the

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<v Speaker 3>problem still Isen God bless.

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<v Speaker 2>When's your birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>January thirteenth and yours April the thirtieth. Oh no, Joe,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 6>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, does I mean, what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Do we match?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, but I get on with my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Give you my mom.

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<v Speaker 5>You really want me and my mom. Okay, let's that

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<v Speaker 5>was a really good day. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 5>doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I really nice. It's so sorry that I didn't recognize

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<v Speaker 2>you from all of the shows, but I'm definitely going

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<v Speaker 2>to bring you on stage during my set.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, we will record that as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, cool, Yeah, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, how sincere and beautiful and pure just to

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<v Speaker 3>be like I love my mom.

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<v Speaker 5>On a day I know, but that's what I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I just talk about my mom, and I'm always like,

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<v Speaker 2>have you seen the oc my mom? She looks just

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<v Speaker 2>like kissed and come, which she does.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom loves to believe, like in our kitchen, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got loads of cooking books of her name, The Brunette.

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<v Speaker 2>Delia Jell. Okay, well, relax, I love Delia.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got nothing against Delia.

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<v Speaker 2>Delia's pesto, Delia's hermus is going to skip this ad.

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<v Speaker 1>But my mom, I think one time got told she

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<v Speaker 1>was like Nigella Lawson and now she like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>puts it around the kitchen so people see it and

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<v Speaker 1>then link it to her.

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<v Speaker 3>You look at you like Nigella.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom's like, what a side by side picture of her?

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<v Speaker 1>But actually've met Nagela Lawson once. She is the most

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous woman. I think I've seen my god, She's so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I want to look like in drag. Like

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<v Speaker 1>when I get into drag, it's like I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be nuge. Can I tell you I am?

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<v Speaker 3>You are? Wait? How did you find the day?

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<v Speaker 2>The day was good? Yeah, the day was good.

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<v Speaker 3>He was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>He then came was working at my show and then

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<v Speaker 2>he made me a drink afterwards and we hung out

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<v Speaker 2>of it, and then I went home because he was

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<v Speaker 2>too young for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he seemed he sounds like he's fun, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of fancy him from listening. He is fun.

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<v Speaker 2>He was really fun, like we would have a really

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<v Speaker 2>good night out with him. Maybe he's our bisexual.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a bisexual.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is the other thing, right, So me and

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<v Speaker 2>Dan like we have this joke.

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<v Speaker 1>That like, well us finding out if bisexuals fancy memour

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<v Speaker 1>or you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I have got on with a few bisexual men,

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<v Speaker 2>which is we basically share a type.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes not all.

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<v Speaker 2>The time because another one of my types is very

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<v Speaker 2>much the opposite of that, but we do share a type.

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<v Speaker 3>Other time finds me very uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>To yes exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>My other time is home vibet yea yeah, I like

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<v Speaker 1>them gay or it's a great spectrum, to be honest, same.

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<v Speaker 2>Next time. On twenty eight dates later, then the couple

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<v Speaker 2>started fucking on top of him, So then he was

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<v Speaker 2>just the pillow for the couple and he wasn't even hard,

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<v Speaker 2>he wasn't even involved. They were just fucking on.

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<v Speaker 5>Top of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's wrecking mad.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I Love It Around Me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Savage twenty eight dates Later is produced by

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<v Speaker 2>Novel for iHeartRadio. For more from Novel, visit novel dot Audio.

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<v Speaker 2>The series is presented by me Grace Campbell with help

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<v Speaker 2>The executive producer is Claire Broughton. Our editors are Mithily

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