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Speaker 1: Novel.

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Speaker 2: This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned.

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Speaker 3: I go on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: It's just that, like my ADHD forces me to watch

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Speaker 1: bloopers of films that I haven't even seen. Or I'll

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Speaker 1: watch like a three hour video called Hagina's Versus Lions.

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Speaker 3: And like that's my day.

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Speaker 2: I'm a savage. Are you bored of modern dating? Meeting

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Speaker 2: the same people from the same apps in the same

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Speaker 2: bar You've only chosen because it's close to your house

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Speaker 2: and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's time

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Speaker 2: to change the narrative on how we find love. It's

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Speaker 2: time to start looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Speaker 2: I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only picking people

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Speaker 2: who were the total opposite of my type. And after

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Speaker 2: twenty eight of these dates in two months, will I

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Speaker 2: find that special someone? Or well, this experiment proved that

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Speaker 2: I should just give up on dating altogether. It's time

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Speaker 2: to find out. I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty

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Speaker 2: eight dates later.

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Speaker 3: Dan, Hi, Hi, great, how are you? Yeah? I'm okay,

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Speaker 3: thank you good.

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Speaker 2: So this week's date was with someone called George. He

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Speaker 2: was younger than me. Basically, how we found him my

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Speaker 2: date had canceled that day and I was doing a

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Speaker 2: show at the venue that we're in right now. I

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Speaker 2: was doing a show, and so we got here and

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Speaker 2: I wanted to go on a date. So we got

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Speaker 2: a guy who works behind the bar at the venue

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Speaker 2: to come on a date with me. And it turns out,

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Speaker 2: because I do loads of shows, it worked behind the

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Speaker 2: bar for a lot of my shows and broke he

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Speaker 2: was a fan. And then he said that he loved

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Speaker 2: when I had a show in because the girls who

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Speaker 2: come to my show are all really hot, and like

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Speaker 2: he's gotten with some of them in the past, which

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Speaker 2: I respected. I like liked it. Yeah, you're like a

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Speaker 2: girl boss can do attitude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's nice for you to pollinate my

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Speaker 1: workerbees and now come to the queen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: Well, like you know, you should be so lucky, but

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Speaker 2: like here you are on a day with me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, make a wish And that was his make which

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Speaker 3: foundation request. He's now dead.

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Speaker 1: The thing about Obama, what is it about like a

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Speaker 1: barman or like a waiouse, someone who's like working front

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Speaker 3: Them like so sexy because they're making you a drink. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I guess there's just.

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Speaker 2: Something very like cool, and especially if they work somewhere

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Speaker 2: where they know everyone, Like that's really attractive watching someone

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Speaker 2: like in their habitat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I guess also they have to be nice

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Speaker 3: to because it's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, this guy blessed him was like he like

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Speaker 2: had to be nice to me because I was then

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Speaker 2: about to do a show where he would be working

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Speaker 2: the bar in the room while. And it was really

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Speaker 2: funny because apparently, like basically during the date, I said

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Speaker 2: to him, Oh, would you mind if I talk about

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Speaker 2: like the fact that we've done this like during the

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Speaker 2: show later, and he was like absolutely loved that idea.

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Speaker 2: And then apparently I forgot the show. I forgot because

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Speaker 2: I was just you know, being an incredible comedian. But

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Speaker 2: apparently he was like edging, like he kept thinking I

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Speaker 2: sort of like waiting for it to happen. He was

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Speaker 2: going to come up because I said, he come up

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Speaker 2: and saying sorry for burping like that. I guess that

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Speaker 2: was kind of gross. Would you bup on a first day?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like what does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Well, like I always like but like I bup all

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Speaker 2: the time, Like on first dates. But then sometimes I'm like,

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Speaker 2: that was kind of gross.

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Speaker 1: I've just made well, I wouldn't like let it out loud.

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Speaker 1: I'm not like an extra in the Flintstones.

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Speaker 2: Something to me, I can't necessarily always control birping. It

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Speaker 2: just happens when I speak. You know that.

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Speaker 3: But like evolution left you behindn't.

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Speaker 2: More in more ways than one, dada is you know

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Speaker 2: very well, I'm a cave man.

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Speaker 4: So what are you saying?

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Speaker 2: Why did you?

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Speaker 5: What made you want to do this?

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Speaker 4: I mean, first off, you're very funny. Thank you very pretty.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: It's charming mainly and because I was asked.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you're asked because I'm doing a show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well I really appreciate it. Problem I'm getting

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Speaker 4: paid for it as well, so why not?

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, That's That's just how I like my paid.

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Speaker 3: At that time. Okay, I've never heard a situation that's

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Speaker 3: so clearly. Is that good? Point a gun to my head? No? No,

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Speaker 3: an to his please.

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Speaker 2: He was having the time of his life.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was like it was like mentioning the sponsors.

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Speaker 1: He was like, you're really pretty and funny, because I've

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Speaker 1: been told to say that real nice to be here because.

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Speaker 3: I've been paid to be here.

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Speaker 2: No, he was like terrified.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, of course, but he was quite young.

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Speaker 2: He was like twenty one, which is obviously like quite

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Speaker 2: a lot young.

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Speaker 1: That's too young though, No, of course it's too young

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Speaker 1: where we're well like think back to being twenty one.

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Speaker 2: No, I know, I hadn't even crazy as yesterday I

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Speaker 2: saw this tweet Bradley Cooper went out with su Waterhouse

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Speaker 2: when Bradley Cooper was thirty eight. He went out sueh Hoortails,

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Speaker 2: who was twenty one, and at the time, everybody was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: look at them, they're like such a power couple. That's fuck,

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Speaker 2: that's fucked up.

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Speaker 3: What are you going to talk to someone about?

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Speaker 2: What was about you at your man having common with

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Speaker 2: the twenty one your girl.

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Speaker 3: The Lion King? I don't think so, but sorry, I

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Speaker 3: mean I'm doing about the cartoon. They would know the

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Speaker 3: live action version of it.

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Speaker 2: Me and this guy, like we actually did have like

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Speaker 2: quite a long common because.

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Speaker 3: He so you're Bradley Cooper in the situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, No, I am very much. That's the third

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Speaker 2: time in my life where I felt like Bradley Cooper

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Speaker 2: actually when were the other times? The other times, Well,

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Speaker 2: when I was born, a star is born.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah that's what happened of course, and then

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Speaker 3: that you're playing Bradley Cooper, not the star I'm playing.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just playing the star.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like in your nativity at school.

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Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, I'm and all of them. But he basically

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Speaker 2: is a YouTuber, So what's your YouTube?

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Speaker 6: So when I we just rebranded like the channel and

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Speaker 6: we started with a new six series season. We did

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Speaker 6: a fashion show on the London Underground recently for Oh Wow.

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Speaker 6: Every stop new models came in from different design so

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Speaker 6: it was on the train, on the actual train whilst

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Speaker 6: there was going So every single stop new models came

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Speaker 6: in parading through the London Underground.

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Speaker 4: Elizabeth Lyon we put a red carpet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so cool.

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Speaker 4: It was a great project.

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Speaker 3: I mean, just say ASMR. I mean just say ASMR.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? I mean, like, what are you

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Speaker 3: talking about? What does that mean? Like? What content is it?

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Speaker 2: It's like what like these big YouTubers, it's like a

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Speaker 2: prank basically.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like if you're in the twenties, you

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Speaker 1: are a YouTuber by default, Like I don't think I

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Speaker 1: know anyone who's like, uh, twenty five.

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Speaker 3: And under who hasn't got a YouTube account, whether model.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, you need to have money to

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 3: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Carpets aren't cheap exactly, a red carpet tube exactly.

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Speaker 2: And then all of the clothes, like they made all

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Speaker 2: of the clothes and then they filmed it all. I

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Speaker 2: actually liked his can do attitude. I mean he just

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Speaker 2: he sounds as sounds a bars. Well, my best friend

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Speaker 2: works for the side men, all right, yeah, producing, she's

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Speaker 2: a producer. Well she works for their management company, but

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Speaker 2: she does.

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Speaker 5: Like so she did that football.

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Speaker 2: Match, you know they did, Like she produced that whole thing,

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Speaker 2: and then she's now doing a few other projects.

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Speaker 3: A day with her.

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Speaker 5: Her best friend.

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Speaker 3: I like him now, I am. I respect him.

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Speaker 1: That's the kind of banter I like you. Like, he's

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Speaker 1: not just seeing romance, he's seeing opportunities.

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Speaker 2: He's here, like what can I milk out of his nepo? Baby?

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Speaker 2: Like what connections does she have for me?

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Speaker 1: And like some people like go on the first date

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Speaker 1: and like accidentally leave their jumper, like at the person's house.

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Speaker 3: They can go back. He's leaving his CEV.

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Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, you know he emailed me it is.

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Speaker 3: A pdf, exactly. He's a YouTuber. He don't know what

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Speaker 2: Now they're YouTubers. They're big YouTubers. Really showing your age

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Speaker 2: there now?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, because I go on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: It's just that, like my ADHD forces me to watch

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Speaker 1: bloopers of films that I haven't even seen, or like

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Speaker 1: I'll watch like a three hour video called Hyena's versus Lions,

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Speaker 1: Like that's my day.

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Speaker 3: So like, I know YouTube, I'm sure you do. I'm

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Speaker 5: You're crying, but you're you're crying, so tell me about you.

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Speaker 6: I'm from England, but I grew up in Mexico. My

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Speaker 6: dad's from Rochester. My mum's from Mexico City.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you grew up in Mexico and Cancune

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Speaker 3: the beach.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's cool, spring Ber because oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: The worst.

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Speaker 2: Do you speak Spanish?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? But effect on mummy, I see friends.

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Speaker 5: Oh we will say.

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Speaker 3: Oh we okay, that's all I know.

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Speaker 5: That's good. I like leon. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 3: I'm thank you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to du Lingo are sponsor this dreams date

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Speaker 1: this date and podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually just not to brag.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my sixty third day streak of my julingo

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Speaker 1: learning French.

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Speaker 3: Can I remember any of it? No, it sounds like

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Speaker 3: he's lying about everything.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: His accent was mad.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I can hear him being Mancunian. But it's

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Speaker 1: like him going to say that I grew up in

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Speaker 1: Cancun and then go the beaches. Oh yeah, that's an

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Speaker 1: in depth knowledge of that place. Just go the beach,

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Speaker 1: I will say.

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Speaker 2: From my limited of Kangoon, it's probably the beaches. Bakers go.

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Speaker 2: Some would say yeah, yeah, yeah when you hear Kangoon

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Speaker 2: the beaches. So tell me about your dating life.

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Speaker 4: I don't go out on a lot of dates.

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Speaker 6: It's more like one I stand kind of things usually

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Speaker 6: because I work here at the bar, so I meet

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Speaker 6: a lot of girls here at the bar, and it

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Speaker 6: just happens to you.

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Speaker 2: You ever shogged anyone you met one of my shows?

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Speaker 4: Yeah in the bar?

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Speaker 2: Put that blast out on the fucking internet. That's an

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Speaker 2: I don't know why more men don't come to my

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Speaker 6: I had a pug and there I was walking my pug.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I truck came along, they threw the pug, they

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Speaker 2: But I do you know, I appreciate that he's trying

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Speaker 3: What like that? I'm emostally available, like sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Like I'll just tell a story that's completely made up.

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Speaker 2: Try to story that happened to Anna. But I'll just

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Speaker 2: I just sometimes prefer telling her stories though it happened

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Speaker 3: Honest the way that you just told me that. Then

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Speaker 3: I mean it's also crazy that your mind would go there.

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Speaker 3: She was like, no, he wasn't dead, And that's the

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Speaker 2: When's your birthday?

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Speaker 4: January thirteenth and yours April the thirtieth. Oh no, Joe,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, does I mean, what does that mean?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Do we match?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but I get on with my mom.

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Speaker 3: Give you my mom.

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Speaker 5: You really want me and my mom. Okay, let's that

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Speaker 5: was a really good day. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 2: I really nice. It's so sorry that I didn't recognize

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Speaker 3: Sorry, we will record that as well.

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Speaker 4: Okay, cool, Yeah, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how sincere and beautiful and pure just to

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Speaker 5: On a day I know, but that's what I do.

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Speaker 2: I just talk about my mom, and I'm always like,

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Speaker 1: My mom loves to believe, like in our kitchen, We've

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Speaker 2: Delia Jell. Okay, well, relax, I love Delia.

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Speaker 3: I've got nothing against Delia.

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Speaker 2: Delia's pesto, Delia's hermus is going to skip this ad.

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Speaker 1: But my mom, I think one time got told she

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Speaker 3: You look at you like Nigella.

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Speaker 2: My mom's like, what a side by side picture of her?

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Speaker 1: But actually've met Nagela Lawson once. She is the most

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to look like in drag. Like

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Speaker 1: when I get into drag, it's like I want to

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Speaker 3: You are? Wait? How did you find the day?

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Speaker 2: The day was good? Yeah, the day was good.

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Speaker 3: He was fun.

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Speaker 2: He then came was working at my show and then

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Speaker 2: he made me a drink afterwards and we hung out

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he seemed he sounds like he's fun, Like I

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Speaker 2: He was really fun, like we would have a really

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Speaker 3: He's a bisexual.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the other thing, right, So me and

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Speaker 1: That like, well us finding out if bisexuals fancy memour

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have got on with a few bisexual men,

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Speaker 2: which is we basically share a type.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes not all.

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Speaker 2: The time because another one of my types is very

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Speaker 2: much the opposite of that, but we do share a type.

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Speaker 3: Other time finds me very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: To yes exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: My other time is home vibet yea yeah, I like

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Speaker 1: them gay or it's a great spectrum, to be honest, same.

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Speaker 2: Next time. On twenty eight dates later, then the couple

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Speaker 2: he wasn't even involved. They were just fucking on.

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Speaker 5: Top of him.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's wrecking mad.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I Love It Around Me.

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Speaker 2: I'm a Savage twenty eight dates Later is produced by

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