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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. Oh okay,

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Speaker 2: a disaster zone. We you know, we were planning to

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Speaker 2: record back there, but mother nature had other ideas. Non

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Speaker 2: leave me. B But let's get into the podcast. I

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Speaker 2: absolutely love today's guest. He's so funny. Jeffrey self. Hi,

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Speaker 2: welcome to. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. I'm sorry about your your house

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Speaker 2: It's this is the second time. Really, same thing happened

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Speaker 3: Oh around Christmas time it poured down rain NonStop.

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Speaker 2: All right, New Year's Eve, we went. I went into

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Speaker 3: To celebrate you a little paperwork to ring in the.

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Speaker 2: News file some things away walked into like maybe six

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Speaker 3: So that was honey, that's not the six inches you

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Speaker 3: No, it's yeah. I was. I was here last New

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Speaker 2: Was it raining their entire trip. Yeah, what a shame.

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Speaker 2: I should have stayed in London.

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Speaker 3: They should have stayed in London. Have been easier for me,

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Speaker 3: that's for sure. But now I do you like, like,

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Speaker 3: where are you from? Utah? Oh? Do you get lots

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Speaker 3: Did you grow up Mormon? Oh? Yeah, oh you might have.

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I definitely get the vibe now that

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Speaker 2: Absolutely really dedicated to the to the craft. No, I

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Speaker 2: It was a nasty breakup, but I've moved on. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: flooding blah blah blah, oh, flooding. Well, hopefully the fix

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll be laughing when your house slides past mine.

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Speaker 2: But you'd be surprised. Insurance is weird about when I

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Speaker 2: Let's get into the details of homeowners insurance. I am

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'm not kidding them. My cars in the shop.

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Speaker 2: while I was hiking.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have been doing it. It was on Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 3: You're hiking on Thanksgiving. So you're doing paperwork in your

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Speaker 2: Both incredible truly, and the view will tell tear anyone apart.

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Speaker 3: Barbara Walters is dead? Is gone? Do you think she

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Speaker 2: Happen how long ago?

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Speaker 3: But I do think maybe she died around Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving was a big day for a lot of us.

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Speaker 3: Until exactly precisely. Maybe that's what the Ranger's been dealing with,

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Speaker 2: Just trying to plug the holes in the leak. Oh, well,

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Speaker 2: there's something I want to talk to you about. I

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Speaker 2: You know, I thought you have is terrific, so funny.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have a good time. Yeah, and then, of

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Speaker 2: I have been going through it.

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Speaker 3: And everybody knows that. Everybody's been talking about it. It's all.

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Speaker 3: It's all they'll talk about on the view. Might be real.

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Speaker 3: And to be real with you, I brought you a gift.

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Speaker 2: Which is, yeah, another devastating blow.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. It's a beauty. It's

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Speaker 3: Gary Rosio O'donald's show. It really is yes, John mcdee.

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Speaker 3: So this is, uh, this is something that I thought

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Speaker 2: Is there a fuzzy die? But you Okay? Should I

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Speaker 3: Is that? Is that? I think? I think so, I

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Speaker 2: I think we've got the time.

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Speaker 3: I think we have the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I mean I I don't I don't want

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Speaker 2: Pick me up, pick me up.

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Speaker 3: And hopefully this is something that you'll be able to

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm gonna word road. It's a tank of gas.

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Speaker 3: Floor light up.

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Speaker 3: I really didn't know your car. It was in the shop.

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Speaker 2: The driver's side passenger door door.

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Speaker 2: It's a real dent with a hole in it. I

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if maybe if we could jump

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Speaker 2: I am. I think it's just completely replacing the door.

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Speaker 3: Hey, anything happened to the glass?

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Speaker 2: Nothing happened to the glass?

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Speaker 2: My car has four of them, okay, and a spare Well.

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Speaker 2: I have to imagine it's a nice clean, neutral, evergreen

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Speaker 3: Anyway. It's very heavy, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's four different products.

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Speaker 3: It's different products, plus those those airstrips. So I mean,

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Speaker 2: Get this car back tomorrow? I think, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: if the auto body's shop is truthful, they said Friday,

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Speaker 2: that doesn't offer a rental.

442
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 3: But like, where do you have to go?

443
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 2: That's I'm really discovering almost nowhere. Nowhere I do one go?

444
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 3: No one needs to go anywhere, No one, Like we

445
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 3: should all get rid of our cars. I mean, don't

446
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 3: tell that to armor all, because they've got a lot

447
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 3: of products.

448
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 2: Apparently, what would we be cleaning?

449
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 3: But I don't think I'm I don't. I don't need

450
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 3: to go anywhere. I don't want to go anywhere.

451
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 2: I go on walks.

452
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, same, I.

453
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 2: Love I like when I want lunch, I go on walk.

454
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 2: I mean my boyfriend has been farrying me about Oh

455
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 2: that's okay.

456
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 3: So you have you have a way right? And do

457
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 3: you have you ever heard of Uber?

458
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 2: I've heard of the Uber program.

459
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 3: They that's like they'll come. It's crazy. They'll come pick

460
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 3: you up in their car.

461
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 2: What you get in it will be a bubblegum air fresh.

462
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and then they'll drive you basically anywhere you asked.

463
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 2: Wow, this is incredible.

464
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,199
Speaker 3: You have to text it to them though. You have

465
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 3: to text you want to go un Yeah, I I

466
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 3: I didn't. Oggie and I shared a car for like

467
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 3: two years and I was absolutely fine with that.

468
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 2: Was it ever a source of tension?

469
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 3: I mean it was like I feel like it was

470
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 3: like we would let it be. We would let out

471
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 3: tension about other stuff and like put it on the car.

472
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a great value.

473
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 3: We would like project you know, issues onto like well,

474
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 3: I want the car today, and it's like where are

475
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 3: you going? And it's like, uh, Target in al Hambro

476
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 3: because it's a good one, like I guess, but now

477
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 3: we have two, and uh, you know, I still don't

478
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 3: need to go anywhere. This is Los Angeles. I mean,

479
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 3: what do you do all day?

480
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: Nothing? When I need to go somewhere, I'm essentially inventing a.

481
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 3: I mean I literally go to Target, not every day,

482
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 3: but close to it.

483
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 2: Are you going to the al Hamber Target? I do

484
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 2: go to the help Okay, I'm going to Eagle Rock one.

485
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 3: I like that one. I don't like a two floor Target.

486
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I hate I hate a lot

487
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 3: of things about that Target. I don't like that weird

488
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 3: mall that's attached to it. I love them all that

489
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 3: place creeps me out. I don't know, I don't like it.

490
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't want Target because Target,

491
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: to me, should not. I don't have anything problem, like

492
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 3: no problems with malls. I just don't think Target should

493
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 3: be affiliated with a ma all.

494
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: What about a mall with a church, which this one has, Well.

495
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,239
Speaker 3: All malls have churches these days. I mean that's just

496
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 3: the state of retail. But I don't think I I

497
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: just I personally don't think that a Target should be

498
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 3: on stand alone in a shopping strip, big open parking lot.

499
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: It should be a flat, open floor plan, not some

500
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: fucking escalator in the middle of the thing where you

501
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 3: put the cart on that weird thing in the middle

502
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,479
Speaker 3: that takes it down. I do not like that. I

503
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 3: don't and I don't like. I never know where anything

504
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 3: is in that Target, like certain things that should be

505
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 3: upstairs or downstairs, and sure certain things that are downstairs

506
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 3: should be upstairs. And it's just it's not for me.

507
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 3: I don't like that one. I do I'll have. Everyone's

508
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 3: good and there's one. I mean if you really want

509
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 3: to like fill your day, which is often what I

510
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 3: want to do. The San Gabriel one, Oh is quite good.

511
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: It's better than Alhembro.

512
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 1: Yeah.

513
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 3: I like the layout and I like the parking situation there.

514
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: I mean, this is very I assume Georgia, like, yeah,

515
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 2: I mean I lived in.

516
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 3: New York, That's all. I was, like, I gotta get

517
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 3: out of here because I miss like shopping strips, like

518
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 3: where you can park and.

519
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: You just pull you know there's gonna be a parking spot.

520
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean Target, if there were as many

521
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 3: Targets as there are in Los Angeles, I truly don't

522
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 3: know what I would do with my time. I don't

523
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 3: know what, like, I really don't. I guess I would

524
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,479
Speaker 3: like have a hobby or something, but I don't want

525
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: to get involved in that.

526
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,479
Speaker 2: Browsing Target is my hobby.

527
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 3: It's wonderful. It's I get my steps in. You know,

528
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 3: he gets my school supplies.

529
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get essentially everything. There are times when I

530
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 2: go there knowing full well I'll probably leave with nothing.

531
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, except for a sense of calm.

532
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 3: Exactly. Do you buy candles there?

533
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 2: I don't buy. Are they good candles?

534
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: You know? For the price, they're pretty good? Okay, they're not.

535
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 3: I mean they're not like we're not talking to like

536
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 3: dip teak quality, right, But there if you want a

537
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: twenty dollars candle, say you're throwing a dinner party and

538
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 3: you know, oh god, they're going to be here in

539
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 3: three hours, and I burned my last nice candle last

540
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 3: night and I and I need to buy some.

541
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 2: You know, I've got to cover this mo.

542
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, then stop by. I think it's a good

543
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 3: they're good. The candle section in the Eagle Rock Target

544
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 3: is upstairs, something that should be down. It just does

545
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 3: it make.

546
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 2: It's more grocery adjacent than clothing.

547
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 3: Why are the groceries downstairs? Like that doesn't make sense.

548
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 3: I guess people are parking. There's that lower level parking,

549
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 3: which I've never been in.

550
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 2: Oh, that's where I always go. I go down, don't

551
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 2: want down the shute. Are you right into parking?

552
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 3: You're not getting any sunlight?

553
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: I have to avoid the You're very far.

554
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, your very fair skin.

555
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: I can't get a second in the sun.

556
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 3: I bet you are. You just get really burnt.

557
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: I get so burned.

558
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty burnt, but you I see I feel

559
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 3: like yeah.

560
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: I mean, up until probably twenty years old, once a year,

561
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: just full sunburn. Yeah, because same. I mean, have you

562
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: gotten better about this? I'm so good at it now.

563
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 2: I mean I also just don't do outdoor activities anymore.

564
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 3: Except for apparently palm springs and go on walks. Yeah

565
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 3: that's right walking. Yeah.

566
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 2: But other than that, I'm very careful about being outside,

567
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 2: and I'm always you know, putting on the sunscrew.

568
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 3: Well then, I guess actually, then in that case, that

569
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 3: target is made for you.

570
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of a I go into the dungeon in.

571
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 3: The dungeon and you pick up whatever you need and

572
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 3: you don't buy your groceries there, do.

573
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 2: You I buy? I don't buy that many. Well, this

574
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: is something that about me. I don't cook, so I

575
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: barely buy any groceries. Bacon goods with bake Oh yeah.

576
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 3: Oh so that's interesting to see if that feels so

577
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 3: much more work than.

578
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 2: I don't Well, I think it's more following directions, certainly, sure,

579
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: but it's I would say it's less work in general.

580
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of chopping. There's not a lot

581
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: of you know, heating the thing up in the pan

582
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: and then having to put another thing in the pan

583
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: and then it got the I don't do.

584
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: I don't really cook either, but I also I very

585
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 3: much don't bathe.

586
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 2: You don't make at all.

587
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 3: I do weirdly buy a lot of groceries though, and

588
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 3: I don't I don't quite know what I'm buying.

589
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 2: Are They like snacks and sacks.

590
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 3: And Target is my is my favorite snacks. Their trail

591
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 3: mix selection, I mean the price alone, they're like under

592
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 3: ten dollars. It's like a full like gallon of trail mix.

593
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 3: You go to like Trader Joe's and you want to

594
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: buy trail mix, which their trail milk sucks. It's like

595
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 3: you're paying like ten dollar. You're paying ten dollars like

596
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 3: a little baggy of it. It's so stupid. But no,

597
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 3: the Target, the peanut butter pretzels at Target like five

598
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 3: bucks for like a giant thing that like it will

599
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 3: last you.

600
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 2: I don't like the look of the giant.

601
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 3: Oh, you put them in your here, here's what you do.

602
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: You put them in your cabinet. But when you want

603
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 3: to have them at night, you get a nice bowl.

604
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 3: You put them in the bowl and then you put

605
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 3: that thing back in it and you forget that it

606
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 3: was in there. You just don't think about it. And

607
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: the same with a trail mix.

608
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 2: What are they putting in their trail mix.

609
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: Well, they've got different options. They've got the Monster Trail Mix,

610
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 3: which is quite good. That's more of a traditional trail mix, like.

611
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 2: A monster cookie.

612
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you know peanut you know Minem's peanuts, regular chocolate,

613
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: Eminem's raisins. Do some cashews in that one? I think?

614
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

615
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 3: Now, the one I love the most is the Peanut

616
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 3: Butter Monster.

617
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: Okay, now that is very special.

618
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 3: It is the Eminem's are the peanut butter kind of eminems?

619
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,479
Speaker 2: Oh wow, but an off brand.

620
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 3: I don't know the I don't know what their their

621
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 3: partnership is.

622
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: Mars think that there's a peanut butter minem out there

623
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: that doesn't have the official branding.

624
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 3: That's I assume, Yeah, and then obviously peanuts and then raisins.

625
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 3: But then they've got these like peanut butter covered like

626
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 3: almost like like malt balls or something. Oh, they're so good.

627
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 3: And then they've got like four other kinds of trail

628
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 3: mix that are probably healthier, but I've never bought those.

629
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: Well I need to check that out. Yeah, I mean

630
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: I I've probably said this before, but like with a

631
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: trail mix, I'm frequently just eating the M and m's

632
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: covered in salt.

633
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: Sure, but you can chinda convince yourself it's something, right.

634
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: But I feel like Eminem's. Why is there not just

635
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: as salted M and M at this point.

636
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 3: Well, they've got the pretzel minem now salt. I don't

637
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 3: want that.

638
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: I want a full salt layer.

639
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: I fully agree, I flutely agree. Do you do. My

640
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 3: husband likes to put the Eminem's in the popcorn at

641
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 3: the movie. I think that's scartest.

642
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 2: I don't think it actually does that much.

643
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: Well, didn't they like get melty and then you get

644
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 3: like popcorn? It's like, why is there there's like green

645
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 3: rubbing on my popcorn? I don't want that.

646
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: Your hands are covered ink. It's disgusting.

647
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a British thing.

648
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: Maybe I feel like that's a I can't imagine the

649
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 2: British invented that. I feel it's America.

650
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 3: You're right.

651
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: I mean it does taste good, let's be honest, But

652
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,239
Speaker 2: I barely eat popcorn at the theater anyway. Yeah, I'm

653
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: not a big popcorn of the theater eater.

654
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 3: I am. I don't even like popcorn that much, But

655
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: I'm interesting. It just feels it just goes something to

656
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 3: do with your with your hands while you're watching the movie.

657
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: Have you been to Avatar?

658
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 3: No?

659
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: I haven't.

660
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be less of my thing.

661
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to. I feel like it's

662
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: I don't.

663
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 3: I don't. I put my foot down with that kind

664
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 3: of shit. I'm not what three and a half hours?

665
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 2: I know.

666
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 3: That's the one thing about it that is appealing is

667
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 3: someone told me that Sigourney Weaver plays a teenager. I

668
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 3: know that's what I but if someone would just like

669
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 3: edit that together for me as a teen yeah, I

670
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: don't or like maybe like i'd go see her in

671
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: a play as a teenager, but I don't want to

672
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 3: see I don't think it goes through that movie. I

673
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 3: did see the original, I guess, but I don't remember

674
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 3: anything about it except not enjoying it. And it's just

675
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 3: so not my kind of thing. I don't get into,

676
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 3: Like I don't really like sci fi.

677
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 2: Oh sure, so that's a real problem for you. I

678
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: feel like, if I could convince myself to get into

679
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: the theater, I would at least enjoy the roller coaster

680
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: aspect of it.

681
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 3: I know what you mean. There's something about like, okay,

682
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 3: that sounds cool visual, but three D gives me a headache,

683
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 3: Like I have to wear glasses.

684
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: I've my grain scalore.

685
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, same, and I don't want to for three and

686
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 3: a half hours. I would one throw up. There's no

687
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 3: question whatsoever that that's an experience at the movie, I guess,

688
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: But like you know, I'd rather throw up watching you

689
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 3: know eighty for Brady with Jane Fond and Lily tom One.

690
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 3: And I do plan on throwing up when I see that.

691
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: That movie is probably twenty five minutes long.

692
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 3: It better be I mean, not a minute more. I

693
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 3: mean it does. It just does look like a pilot

694
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 3: that didn't get picked up. That they were just like, sure,

695
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 3: just put it in the movie theater. Nobody'll nobody'll know

696
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 3: how long it is.

697
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: The thing about that movie is they're advertising Tom Brady

698
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: as an actor in the film, but in the in

699
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: the trailer, the only acting he does is yell on

700
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: the field. Like they caught that bit of footage.

701
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: I think, and I think they have like a moment

702
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: where they meet him, and that's and I think that's

703
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 3: it because Jane I ran an interview with Jane Fonda

704
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: where she was like, when I met Tom Brady, I

705
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 3: fell to my knees. She says, be careful, you can

706
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 3: yourself baby kon. Well, sorry, I hit the Rosie O'donnald

707
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 3: show plaid.

708
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: We do have to get a picture of this bag

709
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 2: for the listener. It's so I really nailed it. I'm

710
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: gonna it is. It's a great give myself that.

711
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great bag. But yeah, I have no

712
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 3: interest in Avatar, but I am genuinely very excited for

713
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 3: eighty for Brady.

714
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course.

715
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 3: But also I don't know the plot, But how are

716
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 3: those ladies supposed to know? Are they all supposed to

717
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: be the same age? Like Reen Mirana's like ninety seven,

718
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 3: Sally Field is like fifty nine, you know.

719
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 2: What I mean, Like Sallyfield is she's like she's thirty eight.

720
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 3: But there's like Sallyfield's, you know, perky sixteen. But no,

721
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 3: ages are so across the board. It's very peculiar. I mean,

722
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 3: I I don't think it's like in book Club because

723
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: in book Club they were all supposed to have gone

724
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 3: toe together. Book Club, well, like Mary Steambergen and Jane

725
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 3: Conder is supposed to be the same age, and it's no,

726
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 3: that's just simply not the case. And it's those two

727
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 3: and then Diane Keaton and Kandice Bergen.

728
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's kind of all across the board.

729
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: That's all across the board. And I mean it's a

730
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 3: great movie, but it's all across.

731
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: The I mean the movie that was the most egregious

732
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: offender of that sort of thing for me was the

733
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: movie where Laura Dern played Reese Witherspoon's mom.

734
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what is that?

735
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 2: It's a hiking one is that?

736
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 3: What is that called wild?

737
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 2: Wild? I was gonna say cruise. What does that have

738
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: to do with the movie.

739
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 3: I'd love to see a movie of those two on

740
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 3: a cruise. Of course, have you seen that movie? Let

741
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 3: Them All Talk? And Diane West and again Miss Candy

742
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: Bergen all are on on a cruise going from It's

743
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 3: like it's written by Deborah Eisenberg. I think she's married

744
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 3: to Wallace Sean. Oh describing someone by who they're married. Course,

745
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 3: But she's like a brilliant writer. She oddly enough did

746
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,959
Speaker 3: a role on Search Party and she played one of

747
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 3: my moms. Oh, you're kidding, But she wrote this film

748
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 3: and it's so like it's that kind of thing. But

749
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 3: it's like really smartly written and like Steven Soderberg directed it.

750
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds fun.

751
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: It's really beautiful. It's like this author, MARYL. Street Place

752
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 3: is like a steamed author and she has to go

753
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 3: to England or something, to Europe to an exception award

754
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: or something, and she doesn't want to fly.

755
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 2: I think, well it's eighteen forty.

756
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, they take this boat and they're like on a

757
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 3: luxury cruise. It's wonderful. What's his name, Hedges, Lucas Hedges

758
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 3: is in it.

759
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 2: I don't know him. I don't know celebrities.

760
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 3: He's like a young cutie. Okay, that's sounds like a

761
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 3: young young cute boys.

762
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a.

763
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 3: It's a. It is a wonderful movie. I watch it

764
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 3: pretty much anytime I'm on an airplane. I've probably seen

765
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 3: that movie like thirty times, and I never get sick

766
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,439
Speaker 3: of it. It's beautiful, I will say.

767
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 2: When you said the title, and there was a split

768
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: second when I thought the movie was let the mall

769
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 2: talk like the the all chopping malls.

770
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 3: Movie too. Sorry, I'm playing with my tooth because I

771
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: this morning, I so I have a temporary crown one

772
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 3: and it fell out this morning.

773
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding, So what is it? Do you just

774
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: have glue on it right now?

775
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 3: I glued it back on. I called the dentist like

776
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: in it like like panic. It was like, you know,

777
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 3: because they have you, you have to wait, they have

778
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: to make the room. And I called and was like

779
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: it's like I was worried. It was like going to

780
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: get infected. But then they're like, oh no, you can

781
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 3: just slide it on and off, and I was like

782
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: wait what Oh, and then I just like all morning

783
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 3: played with that. Of course, yeah, but then I tried

784
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 3: to eat something and it was like, well, that's not

785
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 3: going to work. And so then I went and bought

786
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: denture glue and I have it glued in.

787
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: How much of your tooth does it cover?

788
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 3: It's so I broke out my front tooth like over

789
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 3: twelve years ago, and so there's and there's only like

790
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 3: a little bit of it left. And so then there

791
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: was a crown on it, and like slowly over the

792
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: years the crown was like getting like wearing down or

793
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: something because they used some sort of like it was

794
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 3: really chick whatever I did, and paper mache and uh.

795
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 3: And so there's only a little bit of it left.

796
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's so weird. It's it's weird looking actually

797
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 3: your picture.

798
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to see this too, a picture

799
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 2: of it before I.

800
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 3: I glued it back. Did you I glued it amazing myself.

801
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: Wow, that's incredible. I think you should just get a

802
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 2: thing where you can pull it on.

803
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 3: And all Carls Rogers said, he was Charles thinks it's sexy,

804
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 3: and I gotta agree, it's if you're into that kind

805
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 3: of thing.

806
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's a prospect or, it's a pirate.

807
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 3: And it makes your voice have this nice whistle. Oh yeah,

808
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 3: and it's really cute. I think it's like, Katie.

809
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: How did you break your tooth?

810
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 3: An ex boyfriend I had just moved to l A

811
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 3: and I mean literally I was we were like I

812
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 3: was tickling him and he from behind and he had

813
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: butted into my broke my two thought. And I didn't

814
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 3: have insurance or anything at the time, and I was like,

815
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 3: I'd like just moved to la It was fucking awful.

816
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 3: I was to shoot something like a guest spot on

817
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 3: Shameless the next week, and so I had to like

818
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: it was just it was truly a horrible ordeal. But yeah,

819
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,720
Speaker 3: and now twelve years.

820
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 2: Later, we're here, we are dealing with it again.

821
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 3: We are again.

822
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: Oh dental, I have dental issues galore. It's just NonStop

823
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 2: for me. I've got a filling headed my I think, actually,

824
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: when does this episode air on the day you're getting

825
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: your film? I think it might do you get your

826
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: You're getting a new filing I'm getting h February second.

827
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 2: As the listener listens to this episode, I am strapped in.

828
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: They're grinding away.

829
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing what so far, so good.

830
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 2: The dentist is strutting over the U.

831
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 3: The dentist isn't a pair of high heels and has

832
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 3: a whip.

833
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: And but that what an interesting coincidence.

834
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, teeth are falling out the world. The world's ending on.

835
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 3: Our teeth are falling out.

836
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: My mouth will be numb for the next seven hours.

837
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 3: I kind of like the dentist.

838
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 2: I don't. I have a very unco I mean, this

839
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: is no big revelations like.

840
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 3: I'm quirky, I don't like the dentists a little thing

841
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 3: about me.

842
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make that my personality.

843
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 3: I actually kind of like it, which I guess is

844
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 3: even more annoying that it's like I'm someone who likes

845
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: going to the dentist, but I do kind of. I

846
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 3: do kind of like it about it. Do you enjoy

847
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 3: like that water tube?

848
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 2: Well, I do enjoy the water tube before, like.

849
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 3: The suction tube when they're both in there. Like I

850
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: like wearing the goggles. I like how heavy it's. Probably

851
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 3: I should probably just buy a weighted blanket and a

852
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 3: water bottle and a straw, But I like that. Why

853
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 3: those are nice. I like the way that thing that

854
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: they put over you feels. I like it. I just

855
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: like it.

856
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: What about the X ray part where you have to

857
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 2: kind of like carefully bite that.

858
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 3: I kind of like that. We have to bite on

859
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 3: like I don't know what that thing is. It's like

860
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 3: a plastic key kind of feels like you're chewing on

861
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 3: like like like the plastic packaging of an action.

862
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 2: Figure, right or like the vampire teeth.

863
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, which is basically what I'm wearing right now. Yeah.

864
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say I do like you know,

865
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 2: when they ask me to do something such as bite

866
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 2: down on it and they say good or I'm complimented,

867
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: like it feels good.

868
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 3: Job, yeah, all right, great. And it's weird when they're

869
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 3: telling you you're doing something wrong too.

870
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's so disheartening.

871
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: But I do. I like it. I I need to

872
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 3: get my wisdom teeth out and I'll be like a

873
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 3: pig and shit.

874
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 2: Are you gonna have to be completely put out?

875
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 3: I hope. So. I don't know how that works. I will.

876
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: I think some people do it while awake.

877
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 3: I've never been put under.

878
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: It's amazing.

879
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 3: I feel like, see that's the thing is I think

880
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 3: I'm going to become one of those people that like

881
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 3: get surgery all the time, to just go under all.

882
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 2: The time, completely transform yourself, not because you're a want

883
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 2: to have a physical.

884
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 3: Change, just because I like the dry it's real.

885
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just fascinating to have that part of

886
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: your life vanish.

887
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 3: Yeah that's interesting.

888
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 2: You wake up and you're out of your mind. I mean, yeah,

889
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 2: but then the wisdom teeth thing you're stuck in bed.

890
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 2: They Yeah, there's something about dry sockets wet sockets that

891
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 2: sounds cross to me.

892
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like the idea

893
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 3: of the healing process.

894
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the idea of like your gums slowly closing over.

895
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: The hole in your face is not.

896
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 3: No, it's not a great it's not great. It's not

897
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 3: like it's not a walk in the park.

898
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I mean, they should put something

899
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: else there for it to grow over, like an additional

900
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: a little a little piece of furniture, clounger, I don't know,

901
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: a little net to catch food. There are some. I mean,

902
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of the idea. I'm not a dental expert. Well,

903
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 2: it's so exciting for the listener to know that I'm currently.

904
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I mean, what right.

905
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: I hope it does too.

906
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 3: I hope it's not like a.

907
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 2: I die during it.

908
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 3: And like they play this and it's like really cryptic

909
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 3: and they play this on the news. The first man

910
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 3: I get hugely famous from it.

911
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: I'm happy to send you skyrocketing.

912
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, who's who is he? He's the guy

913
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 3: that like really blew up from from you know, the

914
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 3: guy died on the po He died from dental surgery

915
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 3: after he talked about it on the podcast. So he

916
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 3: was the guest.

917
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no legacy that I would be happier to

918
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 2: leave on earth.

919
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 3: He has his own showing stars.

920
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: Now they're rebooting Shameless, he's finally going back. Oh wow,

921
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: what a life we're both living.

922
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

923
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: We haven't even really talked about. Do you wash your

924
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: are you? I don't ever wash my car.

925
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 3: I love taking my car to the car wash, but

926
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 3: I I.

927
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: Can't remember the last time I washed the car in

928
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 2: the driveway.

929
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: I mean probably as a kid with my dad. My

930
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 3: dad's really into washing cars too. It's like it's all

931
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 3: it's all about it.

932
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 2: Once a week.

933
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, their cars are so clean, but they

934
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 3: don't watch the inside, and they're like, Okay.

935
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 2: We surprise, you're not willing to do the interior.

936
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will go months that without getting my car washed.

937
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 3: I bought the car I'm driving right now, like two

938
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 3: or three months ago, and I've never washed it.

939
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: Almost exactly for me, November has not been washed yet.

940
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 3: But I mean it's white, so it doesn't you can't

941
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 3: really say, yeah, it just kind.

942
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: Of kind of gets a little less white.

943
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't I'm not a I don't know.

944
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 3: I don't really care if my car is dirty. I

945
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 3: don't want the inside to be dirty. I don't like it,

946
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 3: like when it's stinky or like there's lots of stuff

947
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 3: anything wet, food crumbs. I don't like that kind of thing.

948
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 3: Like do you are you someone who like doesn't eat

949
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 3: in your car?

950
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: I don't eat in my car. Do not eat in

951
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: your car?

952
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 3: I'll eat my car.

953
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 2: I mean I don't, like, I really never have a.

954
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: In my car.

955
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: Kidding like, I've never in such a rush that I

956
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 2: need to eat in the car.

957
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like either one of us are that busy.

958
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm absolutely ready to die no, Yeah, I

959
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: can't remember the last time I ate in my car.

960
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: I'll have like, do you know they're like.

961
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 3: I love those refrigerated protein bars that are peanut butter.

962
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 3: They have it Starbucks taste delicious, They're phenomenal.

963
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 2: They're kind of just solidified peanut.

964
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 3: Butter, precisely, and that's all I want out of life.

965
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 3: And that you can actually buy them in packs at

966
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 3: you know where, Target. Oh you're kidding, refrigerated section. Check

967
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 3: it out. Okay, they got them at Sprouts too, but

968
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 3: they are wonderful. So I like, I'll eat one of

969
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 3: those in the car, Like I feel like my car

970
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,280
Speaker 3: has a lot of little peanut butter crumbs.

971
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: Right, and I would eat something like that in the car.

972
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 2: Scone's a bad ideas crumbs you'll be sitting in a

973
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: pile of sawdust, so no time.

974
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 3: Precisely. My car is also a convertible, so a lot

975
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 3: of times things the crumbs blow out, so it kind

976
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 3: of solves itself.

977
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: How often do you have the top down?

978
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 3: Pretty much? Never, don't. I mean, if it's if it's

979
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 3: rainy and I'm not going to go anywhere, like there's

980
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 3: no way I'm gonna if it's rainy in Los Angeles.

981
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 3: There's no way I'm gonna like, I'll you forget it.

982
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 3: I'm not like I'm not doing that. Whatever the plan is,

983
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. So I even if it's cold,

984
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 3: I like it down it's got like a heated seat

985
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 3: and so like I turn that on, layer up, throwing

986
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 3: a hat, throwing a scarf. I love it. Every so often.

987
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 3: I will if I'm like I feel weird driving it.

988
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 3: If I'm I like to listen to audiobooks, but I

989
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 3: feel weird listening to audiobooks and a convertible. I just

990
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 3: think it's like.

991
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 2: Really lame, yeah, because everyone outside here.

992
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: Is yeah, like listening to Berlin's Stories, Like that's literally

993
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 3: what I'm currently listening to, and it's like Michael York

994
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 3: reading Christopher Isherwood. Yeah, and it's like that's not that's

995
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 3: not cool. So I don't. I'll I'll only listen to

996
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 3: the audiobooks if the top is up, and otherwise I

997
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 3: listen to music. But then I'm like weird. I'm like

998
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: insecure about what music I listened to as well, because

999
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not gonna drive around listening to like

1000
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 3: show tunes, like that's not gonna happen, and so I'll

1001
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 3: like listen to like I'll like go to the iTunes

1002
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 3: thing and be like cool, this is like a new

1003
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 3: alternative album. I'll listen to that and like listen to

1004
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 3: it like for the whole drive and not enjoy it once.

1005
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: This is horrible day. You've got to overcome that psychological.

1006
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 3: I just need to not have a convertible.

1007
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, was it like an exciting goal to

1008
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 2: get a convertible.

1009
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 3: No, it's not even that. It's not like a fancy

1010
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 3: one either. It's like an old one. But I I

1011
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 3: bought a Mazda Miata from like nineteen ninety when I

1012
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 3: first early on in my life in LA and it

1013
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 3: was really fun. I loved that I got it on

1014
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 3: Craigslist for like nine hundred dollars. It was like it

1015
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 3: was truly a piecer shit. It would die all the time. Literally,

1016
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 3: it would like one day on the freeway like it

1017
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 3: just like the engine exploded. It was like that. It

1018
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 3: was a horrible car, so dangerous, but I loved it.

1019
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: And then ever since that, I didn't have it, and

1020
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 3: then like for like ten years and then we were

1021
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 3: gonna get a second car, and I was like it's

1022
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 3: gonna be.

1023
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: A convertible, like you can't go back to a roof.

1024
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't really love LA, but I feel like

1025
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 3: having a convertible in LA makes it a little bit

1026
00:45:59,520 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: less off.

1027
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: All right, you get like the at least the kind

1028
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 2: of dream experience.

1029
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 3: I guess what you're supposed to be doing.

1030
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: When you've got a scarf and hat off, driving through

1031
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 2: fifty degree.

1032
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 3: With you listening listening to Matthew Perry blaring Matthew Perry's

1033
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 3: memoir about alcoholism.

1034
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, I think it's time to play a game.

1035
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 3: Let's play a game, Jesus.

1036
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna play Gift or a curse. Okay, I'll

1037
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: tell you how we play in a moment, but I

1038
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: need a number between one and ten from you.

1039
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 3: Six. Okay.

1040
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating.

1041
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 3: Okay.

1042
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: So while I calculate, you can promote something, recommend something,

1043
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 2: just talk to the listener, do whatever you want.

1044
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 3: All right, Well, good luck with you're calculating. I would

1045
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 3: love to tell you to only go for those peanut

1046
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 3: butter protein bars, not the peanut butter with the chocolate chips.

1047
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: That's a sham. That's a scam. It's not. That's it's

1048
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 3: not worth it. So if you go to Starbucks and

1049
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 3: you're like, hey, can I get the peanut butter, especially

1050
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 3: in the driver, can I get the peanut butter protein?

1051
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 3: And you get up there and they give you the

1052
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 3: one with chocolate chips and be like absolutely not, absolutely

1053
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 3: not that is that is not what we are doing.

1054
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 3: We are doing traditional peanut butter. I don't even know

1055
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 3: what they're called the perfect bar. That's what they're called

1056
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 3: the perfect bar. And if you read on the back,

1057
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 3: the recipe came from whoever owns the company's dad because

1058
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 3: he his life goal was to make the perfect protein bar.

1059
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 3: And you know what he succeeded.

1060
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 2: What an incredible They should send you a box.

1061
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 3: I agree, I want to get something. I want to

1062
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 3: get sponsored by them and car Heart oh and who

1063
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 3: else would I like to sponsor me? Just like happiness.

1064
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 2: Just like a meat, feeling of fulfillment, good mood, every

1065
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 2: so often, a lack of emptiness. Okay, this is how

1066
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 2: we play gift to a curse. I'm going to name

1067
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: three things you're going to tell me if they're a

1068
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 2: or a curse.

1069
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 3: That like calculating, you just had to do. You get

1070
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 3: to count to three? Take that long. I haven't.

1071
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 2: No, I have a a Google doc that is an

1072
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 2: absolute swamp of text. At this point, I have to

1073
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 2: go through random I use the number six to randomize

1074
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: the thing I get for you. Sure, but this is

1075
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. I'm gonna name the three things. You

1076
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 2: tell me if there gift or a curson, why, I'll

1077
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: tell you if you're right or wrong. There are objectively

1078
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 2: correct answers here. Okay, so you could totally lose the game.

1079
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: I absolutely could.

1080
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 2: So best of what? Okay? This first one is from

1081
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: a listener named Megan. Megan has suggested gift or a curse.

1082
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: People singing in parentheses, not humming along to the background

1083
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 2: music at stores.

1084
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: Hmm, I I'm gonna say a curse. I don't. I

1085
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 3: don't entirely mind that, but I don't want to hear

1086
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 3: a random person saying, like if I want to hear

1087
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: somebody saying I'm gonna go see a Broadway musical, I'm

1088
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 3: not gonna. I'm not gonna walk around Target and you know,

1089
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 3: hope for somebody in the pencil aisle to be a

1090
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 3: mezzo soprano. I don't want that. I don't want that

1091
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 3: out of here.

1092
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 2: That Jeffrey, Yeah wrong, Oh no, I give how is

1093
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 2: that again? What a beautiful little surprise in the grocery store.

1094
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 2: Imagine you're walking down the aisle, you feel like you're

1095
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: all alone, and suddenly there's a haunting melody coming from

1096
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 2: the other side, some beautiful ain't the voice of an angel?

1097
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 3: And she's like, can't read my, can read my?

1098
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 2: It's Gogas. It's Gogars pushing a shopping cart full of

1099
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,479
Speaker 2: peanut butter bars. No, I love it. I mean there's

1100
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 2: way more obnoxious things you can do in.

1101
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: The grocery sure, I mean yeah, I mean.

1102
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: Just standing in people's way, first.

1103
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 3: Your parents and take a dumb I mean, that's that's

1104
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 3: pretty obnoxious.

1105
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 2: That's an event. That's an event the store. But it's

1106
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: completely a gift. I encourage anyone who has the courage

1107
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: to do it.

1108
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: I guess I'd actually kind of prefer that to someone

1109
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: like humming along, because the humming along is like a

1110
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 3: little passive aggressive. There is something about the singing along

1111
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 3: that's just like, this is who I am. Deal with that.

1112
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: I'm going for it.

1113
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 3: I'm going for it and I don't mind that, okay.

1114
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 2: And who knows they might truly be trying to entertain sure,

1115
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 2: and we love an entertainment.

1116
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 3: You never know, how that you never know when you're

1117
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 3: going to discover the next pop sensation. It could be

1118
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 3: at your your local. Uh it's a grocery store Target, Yeah,

1119
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 3: well Target? Yeah? Yeah. Where do you go to the

1120
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 3: grocery store besides.

1121
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 2: Target, Albertson's on occasion, Ralph, where do you go? I'm

1122
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 2: a trader, Joe's too, Sprouts, Sprouts. I'm never in the Sprouts.

1123
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 3: I love a Sprouts.

1124
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 2: I go in there and I just feel confused.

1125
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. I like it that.

1126
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,479
Speaker 2: I mean everything seems good, good deals. Yeah, it feels

1127
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 2: like better. Do you a Whole Foods?

1128
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1129
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 2: It's yeah. I just never really need anything in a

1130
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: spreuse and they don't carry the brand of chocolate chips

1131
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 2: I need.

1132
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh, which I gets that? Key.

1133
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've lost one round of the game, crud.

1134
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: Let's keep going. Somebody named Casey has written in gift

1135
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 2: or a curse people saying their tail is wagging when

1136
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 2: they're happy.

1137
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 3: Oh. I think that's horrible. I think that's a curse

1138
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: and why let me count the ways. I mean, I

1139
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 3: A the image of the idea of a human being

1140
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 3: with any form of tail, even like a little nub

1141
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: especially a nub on like on the bottom of their backbone,

1142
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 3: is grotesque to me and no offense if you have that,

1143
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: but not for me. And I don't like. I don't

1144
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 3: like when people like talk about themselves in animal terms.

1145
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't get into that, like

1146
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: even like like gaze, like I don't like like the

1147
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 3: otter bear. I'm sure you're not you're a human being.

1148
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 3: You're not. Yeah, you're not, You're what is that? Is

1149
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 3: that right? Or you're right?

1150
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 2: I despise.

1151
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 3: I mean, it's also like cutesy. I don't like anything

1152
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 3: cutesy like that.

1153
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 2: It combines like a cutesy and a grotesque I think

1154
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 2: that's the problem. It's a perfect sweet spot of grotesque

1155
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: and right but also still like a scientific freak.

1156
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, your tails? Are you okay? Like

1157
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: call the doctor, go to the hospital now, like, don't

1158
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 3: don't wait another minute. Yeah.

1159
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 2: It throws me off. It makes me so uneasy. Yeah,

1160
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 2: curse completely. Nobody can deny that. Okay, Okay, so we've

1161
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 2: gotten one final thing from someone named Laura gif you

1162
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 2: a curse restaurants that mix slash prepare your food table size.

1163
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 3: Oh I don't like that. I don't like it. I

1164
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 3: do not like that. I do not So for me,

1165
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 3: that is a curse.

1166
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 2: You just don't enjoy it.

1167
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to see. I don't want

1168
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 3: to see how the sausage is made, you know what

1169
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 3: I mean. I want the surprise. I want the light.

1170
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 3: You go to the bathroom and you come in the

1171
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 3: foods on the table, Like I don't want I don't

1172
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 3: want to see, like like with like guacamole being made

1173
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 3: at the table, Like no, I don't want that. I

1174
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 3: don't want that. What are other things people come and

1175
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: make at the table.

1176
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 2: Like caesar salad?

1177
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:25,439
Speaker 3: What?

1178
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I saw that in mad Men. That's

1179
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: what I've ever seen it.

1180
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 3: I've never seen that. So it comes over and makes

1181
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 3: the caesar salad. It's feels complicated.

1182
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 2: I think that maybe in mad Men they make the

1183
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: dressing or something they crack.

1184
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 3: The Oh yeah, I would be I'd be open to

1185
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: it if somebody was like making something really like really

1186
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 3: like difficult, like that was a full and You're like,

1187
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 3: and you're gonna be stating there for like eleven hours

1188
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 3: and you can't get up and you don't get to

1189
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 3: eat anything until it's ready. That is interesting. I would

1190
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 3: be open to that, but ultimately, for me, that is

1191
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 3: a curse.

1192
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 2: And you you took the words right out of my mouth.

1193
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: I mean, thank god, I need I mean, it's the

1194
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 2: same reason kind of why I don't like cooking at home,

1195
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: because I don't. I need the surprise. I need a

1196
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 2: little bit of magic. I'm like, oh, it appeared and

1197
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: it tastes great. I don't know how it happened.

1198
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 3: Look, we are starved for live theater here in Los Angeles,

1199
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 3: and we need a little bit of like something behind

1200
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 3: the curtain. And I think the preparing the food should

1201
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 3: stay behind the curtain.

1202
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 2: It don't drag me into the kitchen.

1203
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to go in there. This is

1204
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 3: it the bear, not in the bear, folks.

1205
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 2: I would storm back there if I wanted to, screaming

1206
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 2: for whatever employee I wanted to.

1207
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, curse, curse. You make small talk.

1208
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, it's it kind of shuts everything down

1209
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 2: for a minute.

1210
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that No, that looks good.

1211
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: And you know that person doesn't enjoy doing You don't.

1212
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 3: Want to have to do that. They're like, let me

1213
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 3: just go in the kitchen and make this of each piece.

1214
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 2: Well, they're the waiter, I mean, ye, yeah, yeah, we're

1215
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 2: giving them another job.

1216
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 3: I don't I don't like that. I don't want to

1217
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 3: go to one of those places where they like the

1218
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 3: hibachi girl.

1219
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: Leave smelling like the grill, like throw.

1220
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 3: Shrimp in your mouth, like stop, let me eat hibachi grill.

1221
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 2: Benny Hannah in particular, was a big story point. I

1222
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 2: watched the Queen of Versailles reality series.

1223
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 3: How is the I know I want to, That's what

1224
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 3: I've heard. I want to. I wanted it to be

1225
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 3: great because I fucking love that movie so much, But

1226
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 3: I had a feeling like it was just.

1227
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,399
Speaker 2: It's really I mean, it's I mean, I will say

1228
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: it's worth watching almost because it is really a bad

1229
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 2: reality show. And she's fascinating she doing these days, she

1230
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 2: seems to be doing okay.

1231
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 3: The husband alive.

1232
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 2: The husband for most of the season is in the hospital.

1233
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 2: Oh sure, he eventually, I think in the final episode,

1234
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 2: he leaves the hospital so they can have New Year's

1235
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 2: Eve dinner in one finished room of the still unfinished show.

1236
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 3: Oh that's wonder it is.

1237
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 2: You can feel the draft. It's so crazy.

1238
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 3: So are they living in it?

1239
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 2: No, it's unlivable. Yeah, I mean that the ballroom is done.

1240
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 2: They finished some. The breakfast kitchen is done. It has

1241
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 2: a lot of birds living in it on purpose, probably

1242
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 2: now other birds not on purpose, not in cages. The

1243
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 2: birds are in cages, but I assume other birds have

1244
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 2: flown in at this point through the unfinished.

1245
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 3: Home, probably from Disney World, certainly from the Yeah.

1246
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 2: But I yeah, I would encourage you to watch it.

1247
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. I keep putting it off because I want it

1248
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 3: to be better than it's going to be.

1249
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 2: But there's not going to be another seat.

1250
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 3: Only half hours, right, there are a half hour I

1251
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 3: like a half hour reality show. Yeah, there's not enough of.

1252
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 2: Them, right, I mean maybe it is an hour questioning.

1253
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 3: They all stretch those those things out, so it probably is,

1254
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 3: but there's there's only a handful of them. I was

1255
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 3: making sure that Cheech wasn't going to like lick your guitars.

1256
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should mention that Jeffrey's dog, Cheech has been

1257
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 2: here the entire time.

1258
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 3: Well behaved, so well behaved yes, he's he was not

1259
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 3: well behaved before we got here, but then he went

1260
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 3: on a nice long walk and he's worn out and

1261
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 3: I gave him some cbduh.

1262
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in a beautiful job. Any other dog would

1263
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 2: be trying to get on the podcast. Okay, well you've

1264
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 2: got two out of three.

1265
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 3: Okay, terrific. Good, that's pretty good.

1266
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah you, I mean you didn't fail. You didn't get

1267
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 2: there every fail you got sixty six percent.

1268
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 3: That's sort of I was like my SAT score was

1269
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 3: just like, well, you didn't fail. What was it? Okay?

1270
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 2: Will you help me answer a listener question? What iver

1271
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 2: this is called? I said no emails people write into

1272
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. The listener

1273
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 2: is desperate for answers, desperate for help. Sure their life

1274
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 2: is in absolute tour oil. Let's answer this question, It

1275
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 2: says deer bridger and tortured soul. I'm not quite sure

1276
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 2: why they gave you that title.

1277
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, because of I guess do they not like you?

1278
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 2: This feels like they're kind of a it's a smear

1279
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 2: on me.

1280
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 3: It's definitely projecting it, though it's not. They don't know

1281
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 3: anything about.

1282
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,959
Speaker 2: Me, right, They have no idea, but I am, for.

1283
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,439
Speaker 3: The record, quite tortured.

1284
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 2: Absolutely tortured. Uh it is for the holidays. I asked

1285
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 2: my loved ones to obey one simple request, no gifts,

1286
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 2: so you can imagine my discomfort when every single person

1287
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 2: still got me a gift. Of course I appreciate the

1288
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 2: gest sure, but would have actually preferred if my true

1289
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 2: wish had been respected. Bridger, Since you are faced with

1290
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 2: this dilemma so often, I figure you might be able

1291
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 2: to help me. How do I convince people to actually

1292
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 2: not get me gifts come next holiday season? Your pal Chloe, Okay,

1293
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 2: this is an interesting one.

1294
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Like my sister and I don't do exchange gifts.

1295
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 3: My brother has kids and they always get us gifts

1296
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: because we're going to get them gifts.

1297
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,479
Speaker 2: And it's not we don't write need that.

1298
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 3: We don't need to do it, like we don't need

1299
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 3: to do this whole show. Like I'm giving your kids

1300
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 3: gift cards, so you are giving me gift cards, and

1301
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 3: we're all just sort of giving gift cards back and

1302
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 3: forth to each other and just this endless cycle of

1303
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 3: gift cards. I mean, I feel like you have to

1304
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 3: come up with like a good alternative, like that someone

1305
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 3: can do something that feels like they're because ultimately it's

1306
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 3: just coming from the fact that they want to do

1307
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 3: something for you, right, right, And so like what's something

1308
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 3: what's the alternative? Maybe it's like we each bring a

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00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 3: different dessert, like make it more of a share. We're

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00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 3: all doing different things.

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Speaker 2: You mop my floor, that's fun.

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00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, like everybody is assigned a different cleaning duty.

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00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 3: That's fine, and then that's fun. I mean, who doesn't

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Speaker 3: love chores.

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00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: In another person's home? Free labors switch back and forth

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Speaker 2: among family members and friends.

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Speaker 3: Did they say that Chloe? Was Chloe saying that she hosted?

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Speaker 3: Was she the host?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I think it was just kind of like I said,

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Speaker 3: it's like you can get off your high horse, like

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01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 3: you're the host driving people over.

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01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 2: You're going to get accept that somebody is going to

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01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 2: break the.

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Speaker 3: Right I think, you know, I know a lot of

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01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 3: people do that. What's that thing where like you do

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01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 3: like a gift and like then you can steal the

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01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 3: gift like white Elephant exchange. I think that's the way

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Speaker 3: to do it, and I think I do. I think

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01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 3: that's I think that sort of solves the problem, right, buddy,

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01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 3: someone's going to get a gift, but you're not gonna

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01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 3: it's not gonna be like a whole thing, right, what

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01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: do you I mean?

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Speaker 2: For me, I'm doing this podcast once a week, uh,

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01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 2: receiving these gifts with absolute grace and humility.

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01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 2: I mean I think that this person just needs to learn.

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01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 3: I think the person needs to learn. I think my

1339
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 3: big advice would be read a book. Read.

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01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 2: I mean the other thing is you just damage every

1341
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: relationship in your life to a level that the person

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01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 2: no longer wants to give you anything.

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01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 3: Well, that's yeah, I mean alienate your family friends, yes,

1344
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 3: sever ties.

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01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: Folks, just become your little island.

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01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 3: I mean I do think that's not a bad, bad angle.

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01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 2: And you've got a full year to do it.

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01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. I get started early though, you know,

1349
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 3: because you're gonna gonna because people people are very forgiving,

1350
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, to do something really unforgivable.

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01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 2: Something unforgivable in February. By November, they're gonna forget.

1352
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 3: They'll have forgotten. So yes, do something bad in February,

1353
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 3: but then again in July, and then again in let's say,

1354
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 3: like Halloween's a great time to do something. Put you know,

1355
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 3: put a snake in their bed. You know, they did

1356
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 3: that on a Roseanne episode, Halloween episode. Once do that,

1357
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 3: you know, and then by Christmas it's over. It's over.

1358
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 2: Nothing left to worry about, not a damn thing. Chloe,

1359
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 2: You've got your answer.

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01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 3: This is I bet you know. This is Chloe Grace Morett. Oh,

1361
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 3: of course.

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01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 2: I mean she's called with the same question. I have

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01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 2: her number blocked. I said, Chloe, I have to set

1364
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 2: up a boundary. I my life is my own. But

1365
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: she got through the email, and I'm happy to help

1366
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 2: this way.

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01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. I preferred an email for him.

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01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 2: Yes, and hopefully she severs ties with me. Jeffrey, I

1369
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 2: have had a wonderful time with you time. No, I

1370
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 2: mean I did admit that I don't wash my car.

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01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now you're going to have to.

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01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 2: I have full kit.

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01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 3: You have a full kit. You have no excuse.

1374
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: I have the touchless tire.

1375
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 3: But don't just do the tires, because the tires, I

1376
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 3: get it. You want to get those tires back to

1377
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 3: their you know, right off the whole black Yeah, but

1378
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,439
Speaker 3: do the whole car, you know, and get that put

1379
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 3: that air freshener in there.

1380
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm not putting the air. That's the that's a bridge

1381
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 2: too far.

1382
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 3: I smell it first.

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01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 2: It's a new car. Oh yeah, I don't want to

1384
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 2: you know, yeah.

1385
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 3: You don't want to smell like bubble gum, right, not

1386
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 3: yet yet.

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01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 2: I want to do that naturally. Yeah, I'm going to

1388
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 2: be just chomping bubble gum and twirling my hair if

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01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 2: I drive down the road.

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01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: No.

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01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: I will use all of these products at some point,

1392
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 2: probably simultaneously, except for the air freshener.

1393
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 3: And I think that wax you can drink.

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01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course you melt that down. I'm thrilled

1395
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,919
Speaker 2: to have it. I'm thrilled you were here.

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01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 4: I'm thrilled to have been here, and I'm thrilled for

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01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 4: you to have it. Thank you again, thanks for having

1398
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 4: me listener. The podcast is coming to a screeching halt.

1399
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 4: You've got to get stop listening, do something else, move on,

1400
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 4: maybe go back to another episode. I'm happy for you

1401
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 4: to just be trapped in a cycle of listening to

1402
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 4: this podcast if you don't have anything else to do.

1403
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 2: But this is it. I'm saying goodbye. I love you, goodbye.

1404
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 2: I said No. Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1405
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 2: produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson. And it's beautifully

1406
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 2: mixed by Leana Squillatchi. And we couldn't do it without

1407
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 2: our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

1408
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 2: could only come from mirror co worker Amy Man. You

1409
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 2: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts.

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01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1411
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: But I invited you hear thought. I made myself perfectly clear.

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01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

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01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no gifts, you're o presences.

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01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 1: Presence enough. I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 3: So how did you dance? Survey me