Speaker 1: What order do you put deodorant on? Do you put
Speaker 1: the deodorant on when you're shirtless or do you put
Speaker 1: the shirt on and then hit the armpits with the
Speaker 1: shirt on?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck does that? Which one?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
Speaker 2: The shirt and then deodorant. I'm naked already, like all right,
Speaker 2: let me talk, Let me talk. Order. I shower, I
Speaker 2: get out the shower. Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: I shower.
Speaker 2: I shower, I get out the shower.
Speaker 3: I dry my entire body with my bath towel, like
Speaker 3: I don't air dry. I drive my entire fucking body first,
Speaker 3: I gotta be bone dry, and then deodorant, lotion. I
Speaker 3: lotion my entire body. I start at the bottom leg
Speaker 3: and work my way up. I work up, I work up,
Speaker 3: and then the last things I put lotion on is
Speaker 3: my feet and my balls. And then I put all
Speaker 3: my shit and then I leave. Listen to your ball sack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta X foil it my Yeah,
Speaker 4: I only do my I only my balls there glorious
Speaker 4: really hydrated.
Speaker 3: You're gonna make sure those balls are moisturize?
Speaker 2: Do you? Is that weird? Do you not?
Speaker 1: Lotions nuts have excess lotion and then I'll kind of
Speaker 1: give it a smear. But I'm never like you need
Speaker 1: a lotion my nuts. Also, I mean I never thought
Speaker 1: about my ball sack being dry either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your ballsack dry? I don't know, ladies, ask the ladies.
Speaker 1: No, I need to side like it's like, look at
Speaker 1: this desiccated dry.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Hello the motherfucking Internet, and welcome to Season three eighty two,
Speaker 1: Episode three of the Dailies. I guess the production of
Speaker 1: my radio. This is the podcast where we take a
Speaker 1: deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It is Wednesday, April second.
Speaker 1: You said what day it is? It's National dy d
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Speaker 1: National reconciliation Day, I hope, but making a good kind
Speaker 1: of reconciliation day, rather than having some like Republican reach out,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, can we reconcile over my racism? And
Speaker 1: just can we get over that? No, but healthy reconciliation
Speaker 1: is a fantastic thing. My name is Miles Gray, AKA.
Speaker 1: I turned off that computer. How do you do that?
Speaker 1: I turned on that computer?
Speaker 2: How you do that?
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Speaker 1: on the discord. Now, look, I took a couple of
Speaker 1: liberties with the lyrics there, but that was from First
Speaker 1: Blood five two to two, Shaggy, It wasn't me. We
Speaker 1: all know how Donald Trump is in awe of his
Speaker 1: child because he's good at computer.
Speaker 2: And he said, how do you do that?
Speaker 1: When you turn it?
Speaker 2: How you do that? How do you dos power?
Speaker 1: It wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Normally, normally I get my servants to do that, yes, exactly,
Speaker 3: and you, my child, are mine.
Speaker 1: But look, I'm thrilled to be joined by my guest
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Speaker 6: thought cleaning deep and so I X you save some
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Speaker 3: So means, oh, what up, niggas, how we doing?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh ship wow?
Speaker 3: Hit you with that wicked, That was wicked, baby, that
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Speaker 3: Queen's name up.
Speaker 2: Hit you with that Cynthia.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fantastic, fantastic. Man.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you know we are in these streets. We
Speaker 2: feeling good.
Speaker 3: We're feeling right. I'm only had to rob two or
Speaker 3: three people this year. Man, it's a good time, good time.
Speaker 1: Oh so things are going well. I'd love to hear that.
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear that.
Speaker 3: Well, when the Robbins are down, that's when things are
Speaker 3: going well. When the what when the Robbins down? I
Speaker 3: thought I heard his Robin as a batman, and Robin
Speaker 3: things are good for playing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Well, jackies, let's introduce our guest today. Uh,
Speaker 1: fantastic comedian. You know him as I mean, look, he's
Speaker 1: been on this show many times. He's a very hilarious guy.
Speaker 1: You might know him from rebrand the Pod. Look, we're
Speaker 1: always blessed to have very funny people on this show. Look,
Speaker 1: yourself included, present company included. But we are thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined today by our guest, mister Mort Burke.
Speaker 4: Oh and what's up, gentlemen. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Great to hear.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, my robbins have been up this year tragically. I've
Speaker 4: been having to knock people off a bunch, so but
Speaker 4: I'm glad other people are not.
Speaker 2: You know, I think that's you make enough for it.
Speaker 2: You make enough. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you just do the thing like where you pretend
Speaker 1: you have something under your coat or do you actually
Speaker 1: use a weapon too?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I do it? Yeah, Warner Brothers style.
Speaker 1: Right, it's a banana in a trench coat. It's like bending.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Well, it's great to have everybody here.
Speaker 2: Mort.
Speaker 1: We are going to get to know you a little
Speaker 1: bit first up top. But I'm gonna do something a
Speaker 1: little bit different today. I'm just gonna look. The news
Speaker 1: is always fucked up, and I know this show is
Speaker 1: meant to be a distraction, but sometimes I'm also overwhelmed
Speaker 1: by the sheer volume of fuckery and nonsense and diabolical
Speaker 1: behavior that I see every day. And I want this
Speaker 1: show to really be a place of joy because one
Speaker 1: thing that I read over and over when I talk
Speaker 1: about resisting fascism, it's about really being connected to your joy,
Speaker 1: because that gives you a sense of being alive, and
Speaker 1: it gives you a sense of something to live for,
Speaker 1: and henceforth you have the power to resist things. So
Speaker 1: with that in mind, I'm just gonna I'm gonna tinker
Speaker 1: with something. Y'all let me know, zike Yang if you
Speaker 1: prefer this, but I'm I for me, I think this
Speaker 1: is going to be good. I'm just gonna I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna rattle off some of the top headlines really quick
Speaker 1: so we at least are informed, and if you would
Speaker 1: like to go further, there's always the footnotes for you.
Speaker 2: No go deeper.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to subject everyone to my outrage
Speaker 1: all the time. I will trust me the outrage it
Speaker 1: will continue. But I also want to be sensitive with
Speaker 1: everybody's hearts because I also want people to come to
Speaker 1: the show and enjoy themselves, and I also want to
Speaker 1: enjoy recording the show too. So before we get to
Speaker 1: know you more, here are the top headlines of fuckery.
Speaker 1: Let me take a deep breath, so the headlines headlines highlights.
Speaker 1: So the US was added to Global Human Rights Watch
Speaker 1: list after civil liberties increasingly threatened. So we were added
Speaker 1: to the Civic US monitor watch List. It's called I
Speaker 1: say Civic US because I'm so America centric. CIVICUS Monitor
Speaker 1: Watch List, which is basically a naughty or nice tool
Speaker 1: that checks on people that are cranking down on civil liberties.
Speaker 1: And the United States has the terrible misfortune, no, well,
Speaker 1: the terrible dishonor of being moved. So the labels go
Speaker 1: from open, narrowed, obstructed, repressed, or closed. The United States
Speaker 1: has moved from open to narrowed. And you guessed it.
Speaker 1: It's for things like crackdowns on pro Palestinian protesters. The
Speaker 1: Trump administration basically dismantling the entire systems of checks and
Speaker 1: balances that we had, as well as you know, media
Speaker 1: suppression and things like that. So there's that. Next up,
Speaker 1: we have some good news from Alabama where abortion advocates
Speaker 1: got a win. So a federal judge in Montgomery, Alabama,
Speaker 1: has ruled that the Attorney General, Steve Marshall his threats
Speaker 1: to prosecute abortion advocates violate fundamental protections for free speech
Speaker 1: and the right to travel. So the attorney general there
Speaker 1: was threatening to use a criminal conspiracy statute from eighteen
Speaker 1: ninety six to prosecute anyone who helped pregnant patients obtain
Speaker 1: an abortion in another state. These charges were potentially punishable
Speaker 1: by decades in prison. More reporting on that from Mother
Speaker 1: Jones in the footnotes. No, let's take it to Europe,
Speaker 1: where the far right has taken a bit of a
Speaker 1: l okay. So, after a nine week trial in a
Speaker 1: nearly decade of investigations, we all know Marine le penn As,
Speaker 1: that far right French freak over there. She has been
Speaker 1: convicted in a French court of embezzling European Union funds.
Speaker 1: She and twenty four other people from her political party
Speaker 1: used over three million euros of European Parliament funds to
Speaker 1: pay her own staff in like an embezzlement scheme. She's
Speaker 1: been sentenced to four years in prison. But it's white
Speaker 1: people prison, so it's two years on house arrest and
Speaker 1: two years suspended. But the good news is she's also
Speaker 1: barred from seeking public office for five years, starting immediately,
Speaker 1: and that's pretty good timing in terms of presidential elections
Speaker 1: in France. This is a blow to the French far right.
Speaker 1: But in twenty twenty four European elections and polls, obviously
Speaker 1: we saw it all over, significant shift to the far
Speaker 1: right in places like Portugal, France, Belgium and Austria. And
Speaker 1: we've heard this many times before. Political science experts say
Speaker 1: this ship to the right. Same reason why white supremacy
Speaker 1: is so popping in the US right now, desperation and
Speaker 1: xenophobia and leaders not pointing the finger at inequality and
Speaker 1: in fact just being like it's because of these other people,
Speaker 1: that's why you have no money, and the oligarchs have
Speaker 1: so much money. Really fucked up story from Maryland. A
Speaker 1: Salvadoran national who's living in Maryland legally was wrongly deported
Speaker 1: to El Salvador. The Department of Justice even admitted that
Speaker 1: in court papers that were filed Monday. Aside from just
Speaker 1: being accused in court of being in a gang and
Speaker 1: just having tattoos, there's nothing to indicate that he was
Speaker 1: part of any kind of gang, and has also never
Speaker 1: been convicted of any kind of gang related crime. He
Speaker 1: is currently in a terrible fucked up prison in El Salvador.
Speaker 1: People lawyers are saying you need to bring him back.
Speaker 1: The Trump administration in court basically said, yeah, I mean that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe that was a mistake on our part, but our
Speaker 1: hands are tied and there's not much we can do.
Speaker 1: It's pretty diabolical in terms of just merely trying to
Speaker 1: tell people up front that they can decide who gets
Speaker 1: to stay and who doesn't, and for just any arbitrary reason.
Speaker 1: So those are some of the top fucked up headlines,
Speaker 1: and without further ado, let's swing the focus back to
Speaker 1: our guest, Mort Burke. I hope that wasn't true. That
Speaker 1: was a lot I crammed in there, but we got
Speaker 1: to eat our vegetables, so we can have dessert and
Speaker 1: fuck around today, Mart Brow.
Speaker 2: We can talk about porn now, we.
Speaker 1: Can talk about porn and greasing up our balls. But
Speaker 1: Mort Burke, what is something from your search history that's
Speaker 1: revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 4: I was just looking up Carl Jung's explanation of synchronicity,
Speaker 4: just because I find that sort of interesting and I'm
Speaker 4: noticing more synchronicities in my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I only know the Police album Synchronicity, but
Speaker 1: I'm not much up on Youngian theory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're more into like things psychologic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened? What's what?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Education?
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, So he just talks about the occurrence
Speaker 4: of meaningful coincidences that seem to have no cause. Right,
Speaker 4: so something come for me. It'll be like something will
Speaker 4: come in my life and then something will come up
Speaker 4: again or again, or I'll be thinking about something and
Speaker 4: somebody will say it it's like this weird thing that happens,
Speaker 4: and uh, he would talk about how that is. We
Speaker 4: find it meaningful because it suggests that things are connected
Speaker 4: in a way that we can't see, Like it suggests
Speaker 4: patterns that are beyond our ability to understand. So it's
Speaker 4: sort of this weird, like magical thing that happens. And
Speaker 4: if you're if you're like a wacky if your spiritual
Speaker 4: du like I am it, people think it suggests you're
Speaker 4: like on the right path somehow.
Speaker 2: Like if you know this like a bunch of synchronicities,
Speaker 2: you mean, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you're probably going in the right direction.
Speaker 1: That's I think it's like an optimists confirmation bias. You know,
Speaker 1: that's very healthy.
Speaker 3: You know, I've noticed, you know, there was a time
Speaker 3: when I noticed like a bunch of synchronicities. And then
Speaker 3: I was like out in a cabin, like in the
Speaker 3: beach town with uh some family members, and I just
Speaker 3: kept noticing ship lining up. You know, it was just
Speaker 3: like kept lining up, and like at night, like I
Speaker 3: looked out my window and saw like other people who
Speaker 3: were exactly like us, and they like broke into my
Speaker 3: house and like they looked just like me and my family,
Speaker 3: and they were like living underground.
Speaker 2: This is the plot of us.
Speaker 4: When you got to the part that the broken your house,
Speaker 4: I was like, no, no, no, the scoort the story got sad.
Speaker 1: Look I didn't. I didn't want to be like, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: this is that's us. And but again I wanted to honor.
Speaker 2: Your you know, you never know these things you never know.
Speaker 4: We should have let you described the rest of the podcast.
Speaker 4: Should have you just scrib.
Speaker 3: We're like no, what And then and then at the
Speaker 3: end of the next morning, like a bunch of people
Speaker 3: were just holding hands across.
Speaker 1: America, Mark, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: I'm really into slip on shoes right now. Oh, I
Speaker 4: feel like slip on shoes are like what you would
Speaker 4: I love slip on shoes like Elon loves amphetamines. To me,
Speaker 4: they feel like just what you're gonna wear in the
Speaker 4: future on the moon.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I just love not fucking.
Speaker 1: With what do you shoelaces? What do you what kind
Speaker 1: of like a van slip on? You strike you were?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say more, I know you're a skater.
Speaker 1: I feel like you got the van slip on probably.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do a van. I got a pair of
Speaker 4: I got two pairs of slip on Emerica's right now.
Speaker 4: Not my favorite company necessarily, but they make this dude
Speaker 4: lea Romero professional skap but had really nice all silver.
Speaker 4: Every time I wear them, comedians roast me for them.
Speaker 4: They'll be like those like the tin man's bowling shoes
Speaker 4: or whatever. But I love them. I think they're sick,
Speaker 4: you know. I like one piece to be kind of
Speaker 4: take precedence over the whole, the whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all of these.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I am a I'm a sneaker guy.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of shoes.
Speaker 3: But like all all my I know, it's been like
Speaker 3: I've been not buying as many over the past year
Speaker 3: or so. But I have a lot of shoes, but
Speaker 3: most of my gym shoes. When I first give them,
Speaker 3: I do like the leacism ship and uh, like I
Speaker 3: do them mostly so I can just slip them on,
Speaker 3: like oh yeah, even if even if they're they are
Speaker 3: like loose, just loose enough where I can just slip
Speaker 3: them on.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: There are very few shoes that I have to like
Speaker 3: actually get down and tie.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like I'm going to a wedding if
Speaker 1: I'm doing that kind of ship right just because i
Speaker 1: have to tie address because I'm I don't wear shoes
Speaker 1: in my house, so I like always a sense a child,
Speaker 1: I never wear shoes in the house. So my whole
Speaker 1: thing was being able to slip shit off real quick.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like an elderly person, but
Speaker 4: in a good way, like I'm limiting the the the
Speaker 4: amount of physical movement I need, just like simple out
Speaker 4: the door.
Speaker 2: You know, mar I don't know how old you are,
Speaker 2: but like if you are over the age of thirty seven,
Speaker 2: we are technically middle aged now, So yeah, we're getting old, man,
Speaker 2: We're getting.
Speaker 1: Based on life expectancy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, expectency, isn't that what it's based off, Like the
Speaker 3: average life expectancy. Once you're hit the middle point of ye,
Speaker 3: your middle I think, I mean, look at this, Look
Speaker 3: how fucking beautiful have wed.
Speaker 4: The other day, I was like my body was feeling old,
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is great? Like, is there
Speaker 4: because I'm forty five? Is there a better excuse for
Speaker 4: not doing something to being like I'm fifty years old?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, in five years, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be like I'm not.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a millennial that's going to be
Speaker 1: a millennial thing where we are just like, dude, for
Speaker 1: fucking fifty, bro, We're cooked, man, Just fucking like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to relax. Like every time I think about being forty,
Speaker 1: I laugh at myself. I'm like, what the fuck, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm forty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I'm nineteen mentally.
Speaker 3: Which is not I mean, I moved to LA when
Speaker 3: I was twenty six. I'm now thirty eight. I'll be
Speaker 3: thirty nine this year. I'm closer to fifty than what
Speaker 3: than I am twenty six when I moved to Los Angeles, which.
Speaker 2: Is math is so spooky.
Speaker 1: You start doing this ship, We're like, I'm actually further
Speaker 1: from this point in time than I was. It's you know,
Speaker 1: what I'm is a fucking bastard. I'll tell you that more.
Speaker 1: What's an ething is overrated.
Speaker 4: So I watched Scorsese's Gangs of New York a little
Speaker 4: while ago, and uh, it's got America's one of our
Speaker 4: greatest actors, even though he's from Ireland or whatever. But
Speaker 4: this movie is Daniel da Lewis. America's a lot of
Speaker 4: American shit. Yeah, yeah, Lincoln, that's pretty America, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but yeah, he's the most Irish man of the world
Speaker 4: when you hear him talk. But he this movie is
Speaker 4: the least subtle film I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, he's he's English technically, yeah, he's busy. He
Speaker 1: was born he's born in London. Ye, parents Irish. I
Speaker 1: don't know, we're so American, Like, I don't know he
Speaker 1: acts Irish.
Speaker 2: He's somewhere in England somewhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, you're right, his father, his father is Irish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's got that hold. Look I'm I'm a
Speaker 4: mystical poet thing or whatever the Irish loved to do,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, which I believe in I'm Irish,
Speaker 4: I forget to do that. I relate to it. But
Speaker 4: I he looks like in this movie, he's got eyebrows
Speaker 4: and a mustache the size of like loaves of bread.
Speaker 4: Like like, he looks like Wooly Willie. If you ever
Speaker 4: played that magnet thing where you like put like weird magnets, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he looks like Wooly Willie. So there's this point in
Speaker 4: this movie where he throws a knife at Cameron Diaz
Speaker 4: and he goes right next to her head. You know.
Speaker 4: Then our greatest actor turns to the camera and goes
Speaker 4: like this, Wootsie Daisy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if he does this two camera, he does that
Speaker 3: two cameras.
Speaker 2: Right, dude?
Speaker 1: Does he break the fourth wall? He breaks the fourth
Speaker 1: wall there.
Speaker 4: Well, look, there's something he's like on stage. Show it.
Speaker 4: He's kind of doing it to the audience, but it's
Speaker 4: directly down the barrel of the camera. So it looks
Speaker 4: like a child's version of acting, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like it looks like what a nine year old would
Speaker 4: you put crazy makeup on it. You're like, what I like,
Speaker 4: I don't know. And it's also hyper violence. I was like,
Speaker 4: I think this movie is low. This is a hot take,
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 3: This is I've never seen. I've never seen I've never
Speaker 3: seen gangs in New York. It looks like a fuck.
Speaker 1: The opening, the opening scene is cool because it just
Speaker 1: starts off with a wild ass battle and you got
Speaker 1: all these like weird like like Irish immigrants coming out
Speaker 1: the gutter and ship to fight these other people.
Speaker 4: It's that's what, Yes, that's it starts off with all
Speaker 4: these different little weird pockets of gangs. But then it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: then it's three more hours of camera. Dean is trying
Speaker 4: not to look attractive.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is weird, Like they really try to be
Speaker 1: like what would it what would she look like?
Speaker 4: If it is so hard, and like why not just
Speaker 4: fire an unattractive woman to do it instead of taking
Speaker 4: a beautiful woman and putting like just soil on her face.
Speaker 1: That parting gangs in New York though, And he tells
Speaker 1: a little boy he's like when Liam Neeson, He's like,
Speaker 1: and who is his son? It's Saint Michael and what
Speaker 1: did he do? He casts the Devil out of Paradise.
Speaker 1: I remember that, I don't know for whatever in this
Speaker 1: whole one line. I remember that. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is I remember that was like in the opening,
Speaker 1: like what the fuck are they doing? They got a
Speaker 1: lady with fucking steel claws like she's Wolverine or some shit,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, lady.
Speaker 4: That's yes, And that's like they're doing too much in
Speaker 4: this movie, like obsessed with Catholicism in this weird yeah way,
Speaker 4: then you got Marvel superhero shit. It's like, give me
Speaker 4: one of these things.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting Brendan Eson and just beating the shit
Speaker 1: out of people to stick. Yeah, yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: Scorsese loves a bit of Catholic violence, doesn't he, Like
Speaker 1: he's gotta he had to put that saint shit, And
Speaker 1: like what wasn't Neliam he's this charac call like the
Speaker 1: Preacher or some ship. I think like that, or I
Speaker 1: don't even I think some of these are based off It.
Speaker 2: Was Christian Bale in this movie too, should have he
Speaker 2: should have been.
Speaker 4: It's Leo Dicaprios.
Speaker 2: The I was Leo. That's right, that's right, that's right, but.
Speaker 4: I feel like, actually Bail would have been a better
Speaker 4: cast for this movie.
Speaker 2: Maybe, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4: I don't quite believe Leo is like this street urchin
Speaker 4: tough guy, really, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Yeah, he's not. At least this
Speaker 2: is this before, this is before Departed too.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, before he went to Alaska and turned
Speaker 4: into like a grizzly bear.
Speaker 2: Many exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back and we will talk about some wacky ship
Speaker 1: happening on the internet. Right, wow, and we're back. So
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, you probably remember there was that
Speaker 1: video from Jubilee, their series Surrounded, where they put out
Speaker 1: an episodehere Sam Sater was debating quote unquote twenty of
Speaker 1: the most ignorant MAGA freaks they could find, and really
Speaker 1: just like, I don't even know if it was a debate,
Speaker 1: it was just this these fucking sick people just saying
Speaker 1: the weirdest shit to him, and he's like, uh no,
Speaker 1: uh but anyway, they've up the stakes this time by
Speaker 1: having social media personality and sometimes doctor this guy doctor Mike,
Speaker 1: who I was looking into and like he came to
Speaker 1: prominence when like BuzzFeed wrote about him ten years ago.
Speaker 1: I be like, You'll never You'll never believe how fucking
Speaker 1: hot this doctor is. He sat down and to talk
Speaker 1: to twenty anti vaxxers, and by talk to I meant
Speaker 1: they kept coming at him with a bunch of nonsense.
Speaker 1: So I just want to kind of go through a
Speaker 1: couple of these clips because there is a there's a
Speaker 1: lot of bad stuff in here, and I'm even beginning
Speaker 1: to question, like what the point of these videos are.
Speaker 1: It just feels like it's a place to just kind
Speaker 1: of keep recycling bad information. Uh, but here, let's take
Speaker 1: a look at the latest offering from Jubilee.
Speaker 8: I would just say that RFK Junior does does appeal
Speaker 8: to other experts that even if they're vaccine skeptics, they
Speaker 8: put forth legitimate studies that would be antithetical to the
Speaker 8: pro vaccine studies. So you said earlier, like misinformation, I
Speaker 8: would ask who is the author of misinformation?
Speaker 7: Who is the author of misinform?
Speaker 8: So misinformation, Uh, first off is predicated on the fact
Speaker 8: that there's a right information, right information.
Speaker 1: This is like that antive, like this is that debater shit.
Speaker 1: I hate when like you're not even asking a normal question.
Speaker 1: You're not asking a real question. Who's the day of misinformation?
Speaker 1: If there's misinformation, who decided? Like, shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: If there's misinformation, where is misterformation?
Speaker 4: Right? And it's like, why don't you tell me? Because
Speaker 4: I'm saying you're receiving misinformation, So you tell me who
Speaker 4: authored this?
Speaker 1: Like where did you?
Speaker 4: You're supposed to know where you got your crazy bullshit?
Speaker 1: Scott Redicated.
Speaker 3: I wish like I wish, and with videos like this,
Speaker 3: I wish two things. I wish that the person that
Speaker 3: was on the opposing side was it nice. And I
Speaker 3: also wish like I also wish like d m X
Speaker 3: was still alive and he was that person. Oh my god, bro,
Speaker 3: so he could just curse them out what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Talk what you're talking about, Shut your dumb mess up,
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 1: Just walk these kids die like what?
Speaker 2: Then he get up and punch them in a fucking.
Speaker 1: Fa But I'm not a Christian and he starts praying
Speaker 1: the ship crying let us.
Speaker 3: Pray, yeah, please allow you not to kill this motherfucker
Speaker 3: in front of me.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, ship man, I'll get the kid vaccinated.
Speaker 4: He is shirtless and covered in blood.
Speaker 3: Whatever, exactly exactly, Like that's the type of person that
Speaker 3: needs to talk to these people because the reason doesn't
Speaker 3: matter with them anymore. Like reason does not matter. They're
Speaker 3: not gonna I see what you're saying. He's like, what's
Speaker 3: the point of these videos? Because when they first start
Speaker 3: coming out during the election, and I know you got
Speaker 3: more to show. When they first start coming out during
Speaker 3: the election, it was like, oh, okay, blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: this is cool, like the little fucking twelve year old
Speaker 3: kid who was doing it. And then but then it
Speaker 3: gets to a point where you're like, you're not. It's
Speaker 3: just this is just le on your side, are on
Speaker 3: your side, and the people who are not are going
Speaker 3: to be on their side, and like we we are
Speaker 3: not reaching each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this and this video is so clear, Like
Speaker 1: I'll let this guy go on with his like missive
Speaker 1: if it's going to be predicated, okay, okay, with your
Speaker 1: ten dollars words, But what are you saying, sir?
Speaker 8: Can be predicated on the fact that there's absolute truth?
Speaker 8: Does science state absolute truth?
Speaker 7: There's no absolute truth period, So if.
Speaker 8: There's no absolute truth within this realm, I don't know
Speaker 8: why we should completely rule out RFK Junior and the
Speaker 8: other experts that he could appeal to.
Speaker 9: The reason I rule him out is because he takes
Speaker 9: information that is not true, like that poppers cause.
Speaker 2: Aids subjectively true.
Speaker 7: It's not subjectively true the.
Speaker 8: Time being, because you just aid it's provisional truth.
Speaker 9: Minia can god right, but you can create any sort
Speaker 9: of statement, and in healthcare, we can't just go off
Speaker 9: of any statement because someone feels subjectively to be true.
Speaker 9: We have to do our best to do with limited
Speaker 9: information that we can.
Speaker 1: So what, Okay, So we just admitted that there is
Speaker 1: no truth in this realm, Like now you're debating Gandalf,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? What again? The video does a
Speaker 1: lot more nonsense than it does good. I will go
Speaker 1: on because that was like sort of the guy with
Speaker 1: like the real intellectual sort of way of being very contrariant.
Speaker 1: Then the I do my own research crowd pulls up
Speaker 1: and just as smug as you would expect, kind of
Speaker 1: goes on to talk about why vaccine bad and also
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm also I'm an expert on this.
Speaker 10: Actually, the villains with some of the top doctors, some
Speaker 10: of the doctors that help create pc rtists. Some of
Speaker 10: the doctors that have worked on vaccines have came out
Speaker 10: and said they're unsafe and we should not get this
Speaker 10: to our family and friends.
Speaker 4: How is it that he's a villain.
Speaker 10: How are we a villain if some of these vaccine
Speaker 10: creators and scientists are the ones saying we should not get.
Speaker 9: Is there anything I could say today that would change
Speaker 9: your mind your opinion?
Speaker 7: I'm asking you a question.
Speaker 10: Probably not, because I actually read and study.
Speaker 9: Well, if I can't change your mind, I don't want
Speaker 9: to know your opinion. Yeah, so I would like to
Speaker 9: give you my knowledge, my experience, and what I've seen
Speaker 9: in the hospital system. But if you're telling me right now,
Speaker 9: no matter what I say, you're not going to change
Speaker 9: your mind, is there any value to that?
Speaker 10: Well, I like to study everybody's opinion. I don't like
Speaker 10: to just say I believe this and not further investigate
Speaker 10: everybody else's opinion.
Speaker 1: Lady, you just said there's nothing you can say that
Speaker 1: would change your mind. So you are not as flexible
Speaker 1: as you claim to be.
Speaker 3: Also, the comment under that video was just he could
Speaker 3: pound me all day long.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: The fucking actual caps of that this video on Twitter
Speaker 1: said hmm, doctor Mike looking even better with the added weight.
Speaker 11: I don't know how we're lost, bro, This is a
Speaker 11: lost society.
Speaker 1: This lady is talking about doing her own research and like,
Speaker 1: you look good with a few extra pounds.
Speaker 4: In defense of the anti VAXX people, I don't need
Speaker 4: the doctors to go buy their first names anymore. Go
Speaker 4: ahead and give me your last name like a professional,
Speaker 4: like a professor. I don't you don't need doctor doctor Chris,
Speaker 4: doctor Kevin anymore? Like yeah, yeah, yes, you have a
Speaker 4: like you have a PhD.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have found again, just such a collection of
Speaker 1: just it. It didn't even stop. This isn't This is
Speaker 1: another guy who again that debate style where like someone
Speaker 1: tells you something that completely is counter to what you believe,
Speaker 1: and you just go like, well that's the news to me,
Speaker 1: just to like kind of keep it moving. This is
Speaker 1: exactly what this guy does again when he sort of
Speaker 1: like insists, he's like, well, the how come people who
Speaker 1: have who are vacated or dying? Again a very ironclad
Speaker 1: line of questioning. But here's here's this gentleman with his
Speaker 1: take on vaccines.
Speaker 2: Hurts my soul that he blacked like.
Speaker 7: Vaccines cause autism, So they don't cause autism, you're saying,
Speaker 7: correct at all? Correct?
Speaker 2: Well, that's news to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like arguing with your partner, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like, oh, and so so you don't
Speaker 1: take out the trash, well, I mean not not always.
Speaker 1: That's news to me, that's news. Okay, but we're starting
Speaker 1: off with, oh, vaccines don't cause autism, but no, huh huh, yeah, you're.
Speaker 4: Like these you know, there's really like sort of a
Speaker 4: level of propaganda that we're dealing with, Like he's he
Speaker 4: may be being fully honest, Like, oh, that actually is
Speaker 4: news to me because everything the algorithm is telling me
Speaker 4: is that vaccines cause autism, which is like, first of all,
Speaker 4: I love the response of like, so what, maybe autism
Speaker 4: is actually not a disabl like maybe these are a
Speaker 4: type of person that deserve care and love and value
Speaker 4: you in society. And it's hilarious that all that shit
Speaker 4: directly comes from Jenny McCarthy, like a.
Speaker 11: Person I heard say that ship she's your thought leader, Like, dude,
Speaker 11: maybe she should just chill and love her son as
Speaker 11: he is instead of like watching this arbitrary campaign against hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is. He goes on again to be
Speaker 1: like okay, so, okay, fine, so you don't say they don't.
Speaker 1: He goes on further because this he is, doctor Mike
Speaker 1: is talking to a genius.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about death?
Speaker 4: Doesn't the vaccine save lives?
Speaker 7: Correct? It lowers the death rate, it doesn't prevent it
Speaker 7: one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, so why are people dying?
Speaker 7: Because it's not one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: But reality is the majority of the people who were
Speaker 1: dying were vaccinated people.
Speaker 7: Correct, because most people were vaccinated.
Speaker 1: My man just had to be like, okay, all right, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: doctor Mike. There are people in these clips, like in
Speaker 1: the comments saying this man is not a doctor. And
Speaker 1: I'll get a little bit more into his background in
Speaker 1: a second. This, this clip, like this whole video is
Speaker 1: full of infuriating clips, and I think that's why these
Speaker 1: aren't useful by any stretch of the imagination. And merely
Speaker 1: I'll talk, Yes, they have succeeded in enraging being. However,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to really engage with it in a
Speaker 1: much deeper level than to say this is just this,
Speaker 1: This isn't doing anything entertainment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: That's exactly they're supposed to be polarizing. And also doctor
Speaker 4: I figured it out that doctor Mike looks like a
Speaker 4: hot Bob saggat.
Speaker 1: Oh hoto interesting a little bit everyone with daddy issues
Speaker 1: and medical mistrust. Look, this guy offers a lot, a lot,
Speaker 1: a lot. This one is particularly fucking wild where he's asking.
Speaker 1: I think everybody listens to the show knows what the
Speaker 1: answer is to the question this guy's gonna ask. But again,
Speaker 1: watch him just take a wacky left turn out of.
Speaker 12: Nowhere from twenty and eighteen to twenty twenty three. If
Speaker 12: we trust the CDC, their numbers say the most deadly
Speaker 12: thing for our children, the number one deadly thing.
Speaker 2: Do you happen to know what it is?
Speaker 12: Accidents?
Speaker 1: Oh sir, what what?
Speaker 2: First of all, it's just factual, that is guns.
Speaker 1: And yeah, well I guess that's because the CDC maybe
Speaker 1: now has vaporized all. I mean, already they were doing
Speaker 1: a terrible job of even using gun violent statistics as
Speaker 1: being an epidemic. So I guess in that sense.
Speaker 4: Well, it's so funny to broaden too, be like accidents
Speaker 4: is so vague. That's like being like the number the
Speaker 4: number one cause of death is not breathing. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Everyone, your heart stopping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most deaths aren't murders, which by trade make them accidents.
Speaker 1: Yes, these kids, Yeah, when these kids amally shoot themselves, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you fucking saying? I again saying these videos
Speaker 1: are fucking nonsense. I like doctor Mike. Also, there are
Speaker 1: people who are like, oh, he looks good or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like reading up on this guy. Very interesting, Like
Speaker 1: despite him advocating through like that, he's saying like child
Speaker 1: safety via vaccination, he seems to enjoy social media posts
Speaker 1: that are pro child bombing and maybe doesn't consider Palestinian
Speaker 1: children among the children that we need to consider whose
Speaker 1: safety is going on there? And he also gotten a
Speaker 1: ton of shit from his YouTube viewers because he was
Speaker 1: partying on a yacht in Miami during like like the
Speaker 1: height of COVID lockdowns, and they were like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck all your content is out here about being like
Speaker 1: we should be wearing masks, we need to be considering
Speaker 1: people's like safety. We shouldn't be like recklessly going out
Speaker 1: and like doing shit like that. And he put this
Speaker 1: whole videos like I was surprised with a yacht trip
Speaker 1: and I looked up all the procedures and I felt
Speaker 1: like that was a It was very very odd. So like,
Speaker 1: the more you look into these videos, like the darker
Speaker 1: they become, the darker they become. I want to see
Speaker 1: one of those twenty experts just mentally body slamming one
Speaker 1: of these other people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whereas like a dumb person and then a bunch
Speaker 3: of expert experts.
Speaker 1: But even then it's going to be the same thing.
Speaker 1: And I just don't this isn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we live in an interesting time right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it is the fact that everything
Speaker 3: is just more visible with social media, information is instant
Speaker 3: now everybody feels like they need to have an opinion
Speaker 3: on something. I mean, shit, we're on We're three men
Speaker 3: on a podcast. Everybody feels like we, you know, so
Speaker 3: beautiful men, three beautiful men who are vacated.
Speaker 2: With fourteen inch penises. But like really.
Speaker 3: Combined, combined, combined, combined, bring back modesty, bring back modesty.
Speaker 2: But but like we live in a time where oh, moron.
Speaker 5: Really thinks he knows more than a doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I like again, I'm only thirty eight, so you know, but.
Speaker 1: It'll make sense in two years.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. Where where where did this go wrong?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think one bad thing is videos like this.
Speaker 1: It normalizes these kinds of opinions because they start liking, oh, look,
Speaker 1: it's twenty people who think like me versus a doctor,
Speaker 1: and I agree with them. I think that is actually
Speaker 1: a really bad part about this is like to platform
Speaker 1: this much misinformation and then just like he's.
Speaker 2: And all when in reality, when in reality, these two
Speaker 2: people should not be talking to each other, like they
Speaker 2: shouldn't be talking to each other like we're talking and
Speaker 2: one should be listening. That is how it.
Speaker 13: Like.
Speaker 3: I remember a person who is no longer with us,
Speaker 3: and not because he's dead, but because like my cousin
Speaker 3: broke up with him, so he's But like we were
Speaker 3: talking about like acting or something like that, uh never
Speaker 3: acting blah blah blah, and and like and he was
Speaker 3: coming at me talking like telling me shit like and
Speaker 3: and like you an actor, anybody can do this blah
Speaker 3: blah blah, and like all types of shit. And at
Speaker 3: a certain point I was just like, bro, you are
Speaker 3: not qualified to breathe in front of me on this subject, like,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Where are you shouting from?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 3: You don't know what you're talking I went to college
Speaker 3: for this, and I do it professionally. My guy, you're
Speaker 3: funny to your three high school friends at the back
Speaker 3: of a Chili's fuck off, fuck off.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, this really is like this kind of
Speaker 1: world we live, and that's why I'm like, I'm still
Speaker 1: I'm advocating for a thing where if you are a
Speaker 1: science denier, you should be you should be made to
Speaker 1: move to the part of the Earth where climate change
Speaker 1: is going to destroy everything because climate change doesn't exist, right,
Speaker 1: or I want to see more people if you go
Speaker 1: to an expert, like that expert should be like, first
Speaker 1: of all, do you believe that I know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about? And if they're like no, then like then
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help you. Then I'm not gonna work
Speaker 1: on your car. I'm not gonna help Like this idea
Speaker 1: that people that expertise is completely Like I think a
Speaker 1: lot of what's happened is right wing media has sort
Speaker 1: of just created a hostility towards anything about like academic
Speaker 1: or whatever in general. So then people go a doctor's
Speaker 1: just a guy who like looks at a couple of
Speaker 1: charts and then like puts a stethoscope on you. A
Speaker 1: teacher is just somebody reads a book or whatever. A
Speaker 1: physicist is just somebody who just does some math stuff.
Speaker 1: Anybody can do this. I can't.
Speaker 4: But what you're talking about I think is interesting that
Speaker 4: like now that every have I had this, I use
Speaker 4: this analogy that's like the whole world all of a
Speaker 4: sudden has become a city, because you know how when
Speaker 4: you're in a city, you're like closer to people and
Speaker 4: you learn how to ignore people better, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: that person's crazy, I'm gonna I don't need to engage
Speaker 4: with them. And all of a sudden, everybody's in this
Speaker 4: because of social media connection, everybody's in the exact same
Speaker 4: proximity as each other. So all of a sudden, everybody's
Speaker 4: voices are super super loud, and people are interacting with
Speaker 4: people that they never ever would have before, Like you're saying,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. So it's like, all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, if a fucking juggling clown walked in the room,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know what to do, you know, I didn't
Speaker 4: even know people had acted like this.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, yeah, it's I think it's just such a
Speaker 1: just a real damning insight into like our deteriorating educational
Speaker 1: system and how like again, algorithm algorithmic misinformation is just
Speaker 1: creating these wacky ass just bubbles of non fact where
Speaker 1: people believe and hold on to it as if it's real,
Speaker 1: and it appeals for people for X, Y and Z.
Speaker 1: But my god, whatever, We'll see what happens from that.
Speaker 1: We'll see if there's any believers, because the comments section
Speaker 1: suggest otherwise. Let's take a break and when we come back.
Speaker 1: I do just there's some some weird ass stuff happening
Speaker 1: in a Pennsylvania town that I just don't think people
Speaker 1: have heard of how to help speeding cars. But we'll
Speaker 1: take a look at that right after this and we're back.
Speaker 1: We live in LA. We've lived in LA for some time.
Speaker 1: Have you seen like residential streets where people go super
Speaker 1: fast on a residential street? What usually happens do what
Speaker 1: does the city usually do to make people go slower
Speaker 1: on a residential street?
Speaker 2: Bumps, bump, smiles right, or hit a kid and go
Speaker 2: to jail.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they put a kid in the middle of street.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they put a kid in there is that, there
Speaker 3: is that, there is that.
Speaker 1: So there's a town in Montgomery Township, Pennsylvania. Gray's Lane,
Speaker 1: I believe is what it's called. Or is that what
Speaker 1: it's called? Let me make sure, just I sometimes I
Speaker 1: think my own name is popping up everywhere. It's called synchronicity.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, I've heard that. Yes, I was right. It's
Speaker 1: a very gray episode. There's apparently there's a road there
Speaker 1: where people are going so damn fast, like we got
Speaker 1: to do something about it. Their solution to this is
Speaker 1: I don't even understand what they're trying to do, but
Speaker 1: you tell me if this is the fucking solution to
Speaker 1: keep people from speeding down a residential street.
Speaker 14: Neighbors agree that speeding is a big problem on Gray's Lane.
Speaker 14: Mini also agree this new street design wasn't the best
Speaker 14: way to address It's.
Speaker 1: It's a wobbly it's going like this.
Speaker 4: Yo, I love this, this, I want this everywhere. First
Speaker 4: of all, that would encourage me to drive faster. That's
Speaker 4: basically like a solemn or like auto crossing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, Or I would lean into it to
Speaker 1: be a dick. I'm like, okay, you want me to
Speaker 1: drive like this fuck like tip over my cyber truck. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But like even the residents are like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is this? I don't see how this is going to
Speaker 1: possibly slow down tracks at all.
Speaker 14: The yellow and white curved lines that run along two
Speaker 14: blocks of the road were painted on Friday. The Facebook
Speaker 14: post from the police department says signage along with safety
Speaker 14: devices called delineators who follow Most drivers we saw stayed
Speaker 14: within the lines, but not everybody. Mike de Lorenzo, who
Speaker 14: lives nearby, says the neighborhood wasn't given a heads up
Speaker 14: about the police department's plans.
Speaker 9: They were literally out here yesterday and just put it up,
Speaker 9: and people come.
Speaker 7: Out of their houses.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going what's going on?
Speaker 4: I mean, who designed this fucking Willie Wonka? That is
Speaker 4: so good, dude, that's it's they need. It needs to
Speaker 4: be more like Mario Kart, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They need ramps like road where it's like you could
Speaker 1: fall through I don't know, and there might not be
Speaker 1: a little turtle that's gonna lift you up and put
Speaker 1: you back onto the track. On their phone, this is great.
Speaker 4: I love this. I think it adds a whole level
Speaker 4: of whimsy.
Speaker 2: To driving that I really I love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it's doctor Seus's shit. It's nonsensical. The
Speaker 1: fucking stupid part is how the municipality is like doubling
Speaker 1: down on it. They basically said that they quote our
Speaker 1: highway Safety This is from the police department on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Our highway safety officers and traffic engineers have determined that
Speaker 1: this is the best course of action for the area
Speaker 1: to ensure the safety of the local residents.
Speaker 4: What a fucking speed.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: I mean, if I was on this, I would be like,
Speaker 3: I would do it, but I would speed through it
Speaker 3: to see if I could fucking make it like it
Speaker 3: makes it more of it.
Speaker 2: It's like Mario Kart. Like I said, it makes it
Speaker 2: more of a game. I would have fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm wondering if, like somehow you got into
Speaker 1: some weird accident because lanes are painted like that, then
Speaker 1: you can just see the city. You're like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this road? What did you expect?
Speaker 4: You're weaving in and out of oncoming traffic. I love this, dude,
Speaker 4: I think this is great. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's a looks very fun.
Speaker 4: It looks really fun. I want there to be like
Speaker 4: also like a Warner Brothers style, like Matt painting of
Speaker 4: a highway that is actually a wall, you know what,
Speaker 4: I mean to drive.
Speaker 1: Around right, wiley coyote should.
Speaker 2: I also really do love like that.
Speaker 3: Nobody knew that this was going on, and they just
Speaker 3: woke up the next morning, yeah, and walked outside. It
Speaker 3: was like, why the fuck are the streets all wigglely?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: One person?
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone thought their blood pressure medication was hitting weird
Speaker 1: that morning. Probably, Like you know that, they.
Speaker 4: Have those things that you like, they make you feel
Speaker 4: like you're driving drunk. This is a real life version
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 1: A real thing. Also, it's so hostile to like, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm as someone who rides bikes more and more
Speaker 1: and more. I'm like, they just said fuck you the
Speaker 1: bike lane. They're like, man, get fucking run over by
Speaker 1: some asshole because we canna put a fucking speed bump down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the people. I don't know, people of Montgomery
Speaker 1: Township about both these people out if you can, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can, but hey, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you shouldn't let Charles Bukowski run your federal program
Speaker 4: like that just looks like a bad alcoholic designing crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get drunk before we do this straight right,
Speaker 3: What if it was a squiggle?
Speaker 4: I know I wouldn't drive fast.
Speaker 1: This is this is this is the this is actually
Speaker 1: the best fucking solution you can do that. No, it isn't.
Speaker 1: We have speed bumps for a reason, and no one's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna go slow because I
Speaker 1: have to kind of go to the left and the
Speaker 1: right to avoid a double yellow. You slow down because
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want to fucking launch the backseat
Speaker 1: of my car up into the fucking air going way
Speaker 1: too fast over a speed bump. That shit is so
Speaker 1: infuriating when I go over, like you know how there's
Speaker 1: like those kind of smoother MOUNDI speed bumps, and then
Speaker 1: there's those like fucking short aggressive ones it feels like
Speaker 1: you crash, ones like you go over potholes. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that will stop somebody from speeding, because no one wants
Speaker 1: to fucking feel that ship joked through their car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do I know, just a fucking podcaster, you should.
Speaker 2: Ask doctor Mike. Man asked doctor Michael.
Speaker 1: Hey, doctor Mike, what do you think, doctor Mike?
Speaker 2: You mean to tell me this won't slow people down?
Speaker 2: It slew me down.
Speaker 1: Oh, sir, I told you not to drink with your medicaid.
Speaker 1: Just suited me down, bro.
Speaker 2: It saluwed me down. Man sued me.
Speaker 1: Down to the Paradise stream and titties.
Speaker 2: What Tennis the.
Speaker 1: Blood dinners man, the thing I shouldn't be drinking on it.
Speaker 4: Just doctor Mike in a face full of Miami cocaine.
Speaker 1: Be like, doctor Mike, you know he's hitting that fucking blow. Bro,
Speaker 1: He's he's a YouTube doctor. When he said when your
Speaker 1: whole thing is I'm a YouTube doctor, I'm like you
Speaker 1: you're trading off the fact that you went to medical school.
Speaker 1: Because be like, I'm not really trying to be fucking
Speaker 1: with people like that. I just want people to listen
Speaker 1: to me because I'm a doctor. Okay, now, how much
Speaker 1: for an eight ball?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Chuck it up.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Finally, Kid Rock was in the White House because he
Speaker 1: was he was there to fucking He was dressing the
Speaker 1: most ridiculous outfit I've ever seen, because I think he's
Speaker 1: trying to like recreate that meeting between Nixon and Elvis.
Speaker 1: But what he is talking about was like a real thing.
Speaker 1: I think anybody who's tried to buy concert tickets recently
Speaker 1: is like tickets, you can never buy a ticket for
Speaker 1: the actual take, like the face value of a ticket anymore.
Speaker 1: Like everything gets scooped up by bots or resellers, and
Speaker 1: now you're paying a fucking ridiculous premium just to see
Speaker 1: like a regular ass band. So Kid Rock was there
Speaker 1: and he was like complaining, I guess to Donald Trump
Speaker 1: because now he's directing Pam Bondi in the Department of
Speaker 1: Justice to like really check into the ticket exchanges like
Speaker 1: ticket Master to make sure they are in compliance with
Speaker 1: the IRS and relevant laws. And I'm like here, like
Speaker 1: this shit matters. This is like the most lawless, fucking
Speaker 1: like administration. But I guess this is like a low
Speaker 1: sort of low hanging fruit for Trump to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm doing something good for the regular people. Kid Rock,
Speaker 1: as he was like there to talk about how important
Speaker 1: this bill is, he I can't help but like he
Speaker 1: looks like a dude who like I don't know if like,
Speaker 1: do you remember in college there would be someone like
Speaker 1: hungover but maybe had to give a presentation and they
Speaker 1: somehow barely pulled it off, but they did. This is
Speaker 1: what Kid Rock looks like telling, like trying to tell
Speaker 1: this press pool in the Oval office how this is
Speaker 1: like a real much needed executive action from Donald Trump
Speaker 1: based on his outfit and also how quickly he crosses
Speaker 1: his fucking arms like giving up posture wise, here's Kid
Speaker 1: Rock telling us all why we need to actually look
Speaker 1: after us, the little artists, and why ticket costs are
Speaker 1: too high.
Speaker 2: The fuck is he wearing?
Speaker 1: I know, look at this motherfucker bro, he's in the
Speaker 1: Oval Office looking whatever.
Speaker 15: I want to make sure Lena Habah Alena Hobba gets
Speaker 15: her credit to because I know she's worked for her
Speaker 15: art on this, but thank you for me. You're going
Speaker 15: a lot of concert ticket in the last decade, maybe
Speaker 15: twenty years, no matter what your politics are. Nos it's
Speaker 15: a conundrum. He can buy a ticket for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 15: By the time you check out it's one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 15: You don't know what you can charge for. But more importantly,
Speaker 15: these bots, you know they come.
Speaker 1: In to get all This whole visual is blowing my mind.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a Fedora with his leather like jingoistic salute outfit,
Speaker 1: all all red, white and blue arms. Guys like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's a conundrum, man, anybody trying to buy
Speaker 1: a ticket, And yes, fantastic.
Speaker 4: Look he looks like the most world's most embarre seeing
Speaker 4: racist stepdad. Where he was like, thought it was a
Speaker 4: good idea to dressed proud and then got in there.
Speaker 4: I was like, this actually is pretty humiliating that I
Speaker 4: look this way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the arms cross suggests that he kind of knows.
Speaker 1: He's like, now, am I doing too much? Is this even?
Speaker 1: Are people gonna take me seriously when I'm dressed like
Speaker 1: some kind of like Confederate carnival clown.
Speaker 4: It's also interesting that all of a sudden regulation is
Speaker 4: a good idea now since the predatory nature of capitalism
Speaker 4: has actually affected your industry.
Speaker 1: He does, Actually, he does clear that up. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm a capitalist, just you know, for the record, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he does. So this I just this other part too,
Speaker 1: like he gives this long speech, it's so long winded.
Speaker 1: But there's this other moment where NEPO journalist fucking Peter
Speaker 1: Doocey is like trying to be like, WHOA, check out
Speaker 1: this guy's outfit and like trying to make a joke
Speaker 1: to make him and Donald Trump laugh. And it's just
Speaker 1: so fucking cringey just watching this dude try and make
Speaker 1: a joke and get a laugh and kind of like
Speaker 1: sort of curry favor with the president. Just this moment too,
Speaker 1: the vibes are so oh gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 13: He was standing next to somebody who looked like they
Speaker 13: were shot out of the canon.
Speaker 1: Let me shake your hand, man, What the fuck? It's
Speaker 1: very odd. It's it's wild to see just Trump continuing
Speaker 1: to do did Biden do this? Did he sit every
Speaker 1: time you see him?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 1: Like you are Donald Trump? I bear this dude is
Speaker 1: always sitting down now. But hey, he's strong, he's ready.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised kid rocked into his famous hit, Uh, don't
Speaker 4: call my beer.
Speaker 3: Gay, that's beer love women.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you sure? And what's that out?
Speaker 7: Sir?
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, but all right, maybe I
Speaker 1: just kind of went too hard on the leather again.
Speaker 1: What am I going to do?
Speaker 2: Isn't it funny too?
Speaker 3: Because like DNT, Republicans also get upset when like by
Speaker 3: and tried to pass the thing to get rid of
Speaker 3: like junk fees, or make like fees more always more
Speaker 3: more like.
Speaker 2: Visible and consumers like that, or.
Speaker 3: Lower overdraft fees which like banks are begging Republicans to
Speaker 3: overturn and things like that.
Speaker 2: You know which they.
Speaker 1: These people have a half. They have no moral or
Speaker 1: intellectual consistency. This is the same way. These are the
Speaker 1: same people who are calling like electric vehicles like fucking
Speaker 1: gay and ship and now they're like, I'm getting me
Speaker 1: a cybertruck Pizzl's number one. It's like, y'all, just don't
Speaker 1: you're just again they're purely contrary.
Speaker 4: And it's just capitalism doing capitalism. Like if you haven't noticed,
Speaker 4: the ticket fees are the exact same as all of
Speaker 4: the price gouging, all of the inflation, which is that
Speaker 4: like they will continue to pocket as much as possible
Speaker 4: because it's by its nature predatory.
Speaker 2: Right yeah yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, regulation makes sense once it touches your industry all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, it needs to be looking right exactly.
Speaker 1: And it's funny that again he even had to qualify
Speaker 1: and he's like, don't get I'm all about deregulation.
Speaker 4: But like not to the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahh oh. Here that is kind of funny because
Speaker 1: he has to. I think he also because kid rock. Look,
Speaker 1: he's he comes from money. He's not like a he's
Speaker 1: he has a bit of an education. I mean he
Speaker 1: said conundrum. I don't know if you.
Speaker 4: Wildly misused the word conundrum.
Speaker 1: But where is here? Let me just play this clip
Speaker 1: where he does have to be like, hey, I'm no
Speaker 1: fucking socialist man, I just I just don't want to
Speaker 1: be taken advantage of by capitalism.
Speaker 4: Also, as like a nineties hip hop fan, his fucking
Speaker 4: shift from like cultural appropriation of like I'm a fucking
Speaker 4: deep rap DJ.
Speaker 3: Into this like right wing bullshit and so I am
Speaker 3: American biois.
Speaker 1: The most rap shit ever. Okay, here this is the
Speaker 1: part where he does I am a capitalist.
Speaker 15: I think this is a great first step. I would
Speaker 15: love down the road if there be legislation, we can
Speaker 15: actually put a cap on the resale cats and I'm
Speaker 15: a capitalist for the deregulation guy. But they've tried this
Speaker 15: in some places in Europe and seems to be the
Speaker 15: only thing.
Speaker 1: That's I think because they're trying this, like you know,
Speaker 1: fighting capitalism shit at a bare minimum, stuff in Europe.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it just it seems to work. But please,
Speaker 1: please don't let it affect my fans. I like how
Speaker 1: I think this guy is trying to I think he
Speaker 1: doesn't realize that no one's coming to his show is
Speaker 1: because nobody fucks with his music, not because the ticket
Speaker 1: prices are so outrageous. No, brotherfucker, it's because you are
Speaker 1: so fucking outrageous.
Speaker 2: But hey, and we need more of that gay beer. Man. Hey,
Speaker 2: I can't go to your show with with with heterosexual beer.
Speaker 1: No, no, not no, not me. Oh well, Mart Burke,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us today on the
Speaker 1: Daily's like case man, where do the people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow you? Hear you?
Speaker 2: All that good ship?
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for having me. Gentlemen. You can find
Speaker 4: me at mort Burke on All the Social I'm doing
Speaker 4: a half an hour at the lyric Hyperiod on Thursday.
Speaker 4: If you're in LA with my buddy George mcculluff, it's
Speaker 4: going to be fun. Go watch Mythic Quest on Apple TV.
Speaker 4: I'm on that and my wife show ran Side Quest,
Speaker 4: which is a which is a spinoff, which is great. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: and listen to Rebrander podcast, and thank you so much
Speaker 4: for having us you guys, this is a blast.
Speaker 1: As always us. Wow are you Yeah?
Speaker 4: Me and my dog Cody.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was going to say, you do contain
Speaker 1: or mort you do contain multitudes? H Is there a
Speaker 1: work of media that you are enjoying?
Speaker 4: As the skateboard liaison for the podcast, the new professional
Speaker 4: skateboarder Tom Caranngelove, who I just met in Austin when
Speaker 4: I went to a sick skate academic skateboard conference called
Speaker 4: Slow Impact, which was excellent, would recommend highly shout out
Speaker 4: to Ryan Lay. Tom kar Angelov has a new mini
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Speaker 4: have been filmed. It's he's like a really interesting kind
Speaker 4: of an artful mind of this guy. It's a good watch.
Speaker 4: I like him plus a super nice dude. That's that's
Speaker 4: the show him into right now?
Speaker 2: Oh like that?
Speaker 1: Okay for all the skate advocates out there, and look,
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Speaker 2: Friends, pro skater skater coming back?
Speaker 1: Who's your who's your Tony Hawk skater?
Speaker 4: Right now? I think Tyshawn Johnson is going to be
Speaker 4: in the new one. I would do him.
Speaker 1: You always use in Tony Hawk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I go, I go, Musca, Kareem Campbell, I do
Speaker 4: it all. Reynolds, I do it all, Alissa Steamer. There's
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Speaker 1: I was always Rooney Glifberg all the time.
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Speaker 1: I was doing so. I was doing fucking ten eighty
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Speaker 15: Bro.
Speaker 1: I love that game anyway, Thank you so much. Also
Speaker 1: for guest co hosting man, where do the people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow here?
Speaker 1: You embrace you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, listen, it's always a pleasure. I'll be back
Speaker 3: tomorrow and you can find me in these streets any
Speaker 3: other time of the day, week, month, and year.
Speaker 2: Also got a couple of things I would like to
Speaker 2: promote with them. Okay with you, that's okay. First of all.
Speaker 2: First of all, Comedian Clash is coming to Texas for
Speaker 2: a little mini tour in June. So if you are
Speaker 2: in Texas, we are coming to Austin, Houston, and Dallas
Speaker 2: in June twenty sixth, twenty seventh, twenty ninth.
Speaker 3: More information. We haven't officially. This is the first time
Speaker 3: I'm announcing it. So this is a breaking news.
Speaker 2: This is breaking news right here, news right now here.
Speaker 2: So you guys are the first ones to hear that,
Speaker 2: so be on the lookout. I'm going to be.
Speaker 3: Announcing it more online and tickets will be so. So
Speaker 3: if you're in Texas near Texas, uh, it's gonna be
Speaker 3: some dope people coming out with the show and you
Speaker 3: get a chance to play the game as well, so
Speaker 3: this would be your chance. Uh so check that out,
Speaker 3: check out drop out TV. I can't say much more
Speaker 3: than that because some things are coming down to pipe
Speaker 3: on that show, involving myself, So that'll be fun and
Speaker 3: uh at Jackie's Neil, I'm I. I am finally starting
Speaker 3: to post more content online. I've started this week. My
Speaker 3: entire team is like Negro post more. So I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do that. We'll see how long it lasts. The more
Speaker 3: people engage with it, the more I'll do it. So
Speaker 3: I am entering the era of annoying social media creata.
Speaker 3: You know, you gotta what I said. That's you don't
Speaker 3: have to apologize, you don't have to warn people.
Speaker 2: You know, it's the game. It's the game.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm showing whole. I'm showing hole.
Speaker 3: To a certain and look, it took too long. It's
Speaker 3: I got it, but it took too long. So you know,
Speaker 3: give me, give me my first give me my first
Speaker 3: million dollar viral hit.
Speaker 2: I'll show home.
Speaker 3: Is there a working media, social or otherwise that you're
Speaker 3: like it? I am a wrestling fan. WWE WrestleMania season
Speaker 3: is upon us. The main event of WrestleMania Night two
Speaker 3: is Cody Roose, the current WWE Champion, against a heel,
Speaker 3: John Cena, who is a heel for the first time
Speaker 3: and over twenty plus years, it's been a very fun storyline.
Speaker 3: So yesterday, Rawl or WWE has been in London for
Speaker 3: the past or Europe for the past three weeks, and
Speaker 3: Raw is now a Netflix production, so foos on Netflix.
Speaker 3: Raw came out yesterday. The promo between Cody Rose and
Speaker 3: John Cena was happening. I'm gonna play this because it
Speaker 3: just nobody will probably find this funny.
Speaker 13: But me.
Speaker 3: But it was very funny. Cody Rhodes and Johnsen are
Speaker 3: going back and forth. Johnsena is a heel ish heel
Speaker 3: and Cody Role says this to him, John.
Speaker 13: You are still You're still my hero. Mm hmm, but
Speaker 13: you're also a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: And I was like I am and I.
Speaker 1: Am all the way And there's like a cadence to
Speaker 1: wrestler ship talk or like you already like that's set
Speaker 1: up so clear, like you are my hero and a
Speaker 1: hero long.
Speaker 4: Pause, incredible work with silent Pa, but you are also
Speaker 4: a piece of.
Speaker 2: Somebody just sent me.
Speaker 4: And I've watched wrestling really since I was a kid.
Speaker 4: But it was Sina now that he's point like basically
Speaker 4: pointing to a right to a child in the audience
Speaker 4: who's wearing John Cena gear looks like him, and it
Speaker 4: is like you especially are pathetic, like.
Speaker 2: John say it right now. He's all on right now.
Speaker 2: It's very funny. I love it.
Speaker 1: A little post from Blue Sky. I'm liking it from
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Speaker 1: you know, the the evolution of blue Sky.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: I posted cannot believe New York Times pitch bot is
Speaker 1: on Blue Sky. This place is going places. I can
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Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 1: You can find me on everywhere at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: You can find the show at the Daily zeit Geist
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Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And also, look, like I said, if you'd like to
Speaker 1: go a little bit deeper and some to the news
Speaker 1: we were talking about, just check the little episode notes
Speaker 1: right there. I'm like app you're using right now, that's
Speaker 1: what you can find the footnotes, and that's where we
Speaker 1: link off to all the articles we talked about, as
Speaker 1: well as a song We're gonna go right out on.
Speaker 1: I would like to go out on a song by
Speaker 1: speaking of Gray's and people who are half Japanese. This
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Speaker 1: She's like a really dope bass player. She like she
Speaker 1: started playing bass in a Jamaican Pentecostal praise band. That's
Speaker 1: how she learned bass. And now she's just like a
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