Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: kitchen table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: Hear a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, I'm here, of course
Speaker 1: you are. You have nothing else to do.
Speaker 3: I just walked out of raise. I hadn't didn't even
Speaker 3: pay my check. I'm gonna sit in my car and
Speaker 3: chat with you guys then and go back in and
Speaker 3: finish my lunch and pay my bill.
Speaker 2: They drusted you like that there, Larry.
Speaker 3: They know I'll be there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: If I forgot, did you have a beer at lunch?
Speaker 3: Did not butt a boy? We're starting real soon. I'm
Speaker 3: so happy I switch that note name getting a four
Speaker 3: o'clock for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh, he did it just for you, Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're trying to track down Shay hello. Oh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: The Vienna sausage is here with us. This is how
Speaker 1: the sausage gets made.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who cares about us. You're in Vienna with your
Speaker 1: family and you've been there for a while.
Speaker 4: A long time, Danny, real long time.
Speaker 1: Are we keeping the peace?
Speaker 4: Things have evolved into a truce with me and everyone.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting pretty. I'm not getting kicked out, but I'm
Speaker 4: also not getting invited to everything.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of a sweet spot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, leaves me out of a few things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to get left out of a
Speaker 1: few things with my family. And he just keep dragging
Speaker 1: me back in.
Speaker 4: No, there's nine cousins all under the age of nine, Danny.
Speaker 4: It's a good show ship.
Speaker 1: By the way, she sent me a video of his daughter,
Speaker 1: his youngest so Fifi. It is like, really demonstrative. I
Speaker 1: hate Christmas.
Speaker 4: In the middle of the street, middle of street in Vienna, Danny,
Speaker 4: middle of the street, stomping her feet, screaming, yelling at people,
Speaker 4: cussing them out, doesn't care.
Speaker 2: What got her subset about Christmas.
Speaker 1: And the fact that y'all killed Jesus what she cried out.
Speaker 4: He was born, he had to die, and we got
Speaker 4: to that whole conversation. It was bad, Danny.
Speaker 1: She's four.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell her truth.
Speaker 2: It's sure you don't lie.
Speaker 1: You know the numbers don't lie. As I look back, Segue,
Speaker 1: Larry won six units. Larry's up to plus seventeen. Dylan
Speaker 1: lost six units. Now you're at plus eight and a
Speaker 1: half w three, so he's at eighteen and a half.
Speaker 1: He is the leader in the clubhouse. So congratulations. A
Speaker 1: lot of pluses here for Dylan, a lot of minuses.
Speaker 1: But we move ahead to this week and Shay, of
Speaker 1: course is overseas in Vienna. Bad Larry at the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: Dylan is here, Marvin is here, and Ray the intern
Speaker 1: is here as well. Okay, anything that needs to be recapped, Dylan,
Speaker 1: I'll start with you.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, not really, Dan. I think we kind
Speaker 5: of know how that panned out.
Speaker 2: College.
Speaker 1: You won the Diego Pavi Award. You won eight times
Speaker 1: this year. You won it this past week going four
Speaker 1: and one on the NFL betting on the Saints money
Speaker 1: line against the Packers that they lost thirty four to nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one was over before it's done.
Speaker 1: Congratulations the Diego Pavi Award.
Speaker 5: Larry was making a late push here for pa Villa Awards.
Speaker 5: But I think I'm we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna we're going to review those Diego Papy a bards.
Speaker 3: I think I got it twice and you're telling me
Speaker 3: it's like five. Yeah, I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: You got fine.
Speaker 2: Oh you better believe Larry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got fine.
Speaker 3: Dylan. Dylan has eight. You said Dylan has eight and.
Speaker 1: Shay has one or two one? Yeah, and that's nine.
Speaker 4: We start.
Speaker 3: We didn't start at the beginning of the year. We're
Speaker 3: in week seventeen. There's not enough left for me. Yeah, Diego,
Speaker 3: we didn't retroactively give me some from the beginning of
Speaker 3: the year, did we One?
Speaker 1: Yes, you walk? You know what? Ray give bad Larry
Speaker 1: the Diego Papy Award for this week for Assassin back.
Speaker 3: We're going six and three.
Speaker 1: No, you're as Sassin back here.
Speaker 2: It's a vague award. We can give it to whoever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought we're supposed we want to win it. I
Speaker 3: think I only have it twice.
Speaker 1: You don't want to win it.
Speaker 2: And now it's the bad Attitude Award, Larry, and you've
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: That's fine, Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go this afternoon before the Notre Dame game.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna listen to once the show. I will I'll
Speaker 3: find out when the diego via a War came in.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you? Larry just asked Ray to do some
Speaker 1: homework here.
Speaker 3: No, I know we throw too much on Ray. Raise
Speaker 3: my man, I don't want to do it. Ray did
Speaker 3: last week's that's count or No. Dylan just asked me
Speaker 3: to send him, send him my pick so we could
Speaker 3: use him for his personal use.
Speaker 1: We counted.
Speaker 2: We counted your picks, Larry.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 3: We counted them good, and we counted my two from yesterday.
Speaker 3: Four units.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 3: I mean you haven't given me credit for them yet,
Speaker 3: but they count. Okay, good, that's.
Speaker 4: Where we're going here.
Speaker 3: Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4: Ray.
Speaker 1: Now we got the cocky Yeah, man, I just want
Speaker 1: Dan said, Shay's the leader in the clubhouse.
Speaker 3: I don't know what yes today, I know, I'm I
Speaker 3: might want right now? I know either way? Okay, can
Speaker 3: we go? So, Ray, I got some homework for you.
Speaker 3: Can you do win loss actual wins? Actual losses? Because
Speaker 3: I've made made four two unit bets, lost three of them,
Speaker 3: and the units that I have are all one unit
Speaker 3: fucking bangers. Larry's out there shooting off fucking darts. Four
Speaker 3: at a time and hitting them every now and then
Speaker 3: and thinks he's got a game going.
Speaker 4: For four yearners.
Speaker 3: So I was very confident to spank Indiana. I thought
Speaker 3: everyone in the world knew that. I think they beat
Speaker 3: Georgia today. I'm not too concerned about Yeah, but you're comeback.
Speaker 3: You're comeback. The last six weeks, while while admirable, they've
Speaker 3: all been too three four unit bets essentially NFL you
Speaker 3: went like, you know, four and one and they're all
Speaker 3: three units. Okay, yeah, you got a good job.
Speaker 4: Wait to fucking go, But your win losts for those
Speaker 4: For those a working man who can't put four units
Speaker 4: on a bet and is following you, they're barely up.
Speaker 4: They're following me, they're up eighteen and a half. Working
Speaker 4: man's gambling. How are you people, Larry? You high polluting
Speaker 4: Jersey short.
Speaker 3: At the end of the year, you should kind of
Speaker 3: know what's going on in these games, and you put
Speaker 3: a little more money down on.
Speaker 4: That's the way I look at all year, Larry, that
Speaker 4: is I remember, remember the people, degenerate Shane irving here
Speaker 4: to serve.
Speaker 1: Okay, Happy new Year, New year to everybody. Uh shay
Speaker 1: anything you want to recap.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Danny, yeah a lot. First Off, the
Speaker 4: service in Austria sucks ass. The tipping culture is real.
Speaker 4: They should bring us to Europe. These people don't give
Speaker 4: a damn about anything. A b. It's cold as hell. See,
Speaker 4: if Texas doesn't establish a run game, Ohio State's going
Speaker 4: to beat them by forty And how the hell did
Speaker 4: it take Ryan Day this long to realize he's got
Speaker 4: like three NFL wide receivers on a cross like where
Speaker 4: the fucked depen?
Speaker 1: Hey, I said the same thing about the game with
Speaker 1: Michigan that it's almost like they were trying to win
Speaker 1: without their best players, right.
Speaker 2: And he's like too afraid going in and too do anything.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can accidentally score twenty one points with those guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, accidentally touchdown a piece?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And I'm watching and I'm going how did
Speaker 1: you not display any of it? Was Michigan's defense? That good? No,
Speaker 1: they just haven't.
Speaker 2: They have all of the real estate and NHS that
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 4: It's the head game thing. It's headshit.
Speaker 1: Okay, you do have Texas beating Notre Dame in the
Speaker 1: National title game plus eighteen hundred do Texas fuck me?
Speaker 4: Running yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: Okay. You got Georgia against Notre Dame.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bill Hedge there.
Speaker 1: Georgia Notre Dame.
Speaker 4: Under yeah, forty five and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and some of the other ones. You did
Speaker 1: pretty well in college football recapping, although you missed out
Speaker 1: on Penn State SMU the over.
Speaker 4: Yeah barely. That sucked.
Speaker 1: Dylan, what what damn? This is bloodshed. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of red ink here.
Speaker 2: I got the best thing that I have money.
Speaker 1: Line against Ohio State.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was good. That was Yeah. You got a lot
Speaker 1: of bloodshed bad. Larry did really well. The only one
Speaker 1: he missed out on Clemson plus twelve against Texas, and
Speaker 1: I would have been there right with you with that one.
Speaker 1: Let me see what do we have here NFL? H god, Dylan,
Speaker 1: this is this.
Speaker 5: Is Thank god the Seahawks pushed on that one, otherwise
Speaker 5: it would be.
Speaker 1: Already yes bad Larry, uh oh yeah, fifty to fifty
Speaker 1: here on NFL. So that brings us to this week
Speaker 1: and Shay is still officially the leader in the clubhouse
Speaker 1: until further tabulations with Ray. So I'm going to start
Speaker 1: with you, Shay, with your college football vets.
Speaker 4: All right, Danny, I'm sorry, I'm on the stupid Oh yeah, okay, No,
Speaker 4: Well I got my real Baptist plus two and a half.
Speaker 4: I think it's plus three now plus three against Buffalo,
Speaker 4: and then I got Minnesota Land nine and a half.
Speaker 4: And then I have my regular you know, Notre Dame.
Speaker 4: He already said the football playoff and that's it for
Speaker 4: a college football day.
Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry.
Speaker 3: I had over Texas fifty one, lucked out and won
Speaker 3: that in overtime yesterday. How to Ohio State minus two
Speaker 3: and a half. By the way, say these are all
Speaker 3: two unit bets for the Nah, they're all two unit
Speaker 3: bets one and a half? Am I getting one and
Speaker 3: a half? I mean I know that line's probably swung
Speaker 3: Notre Dame's way by now, right, Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: bet I bet it again this morning Notre Dame minus one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when I do, I get it.
Speaker 3: When I send it in at plus one and a half.
Speaker 1: Or now, wait, Notre Dame's getting one and a half.
Speaker 3: When I sent it in two days ago, they.
Speaker 1: Were Yeah, I'll ask Ray, Ray, what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: What do we think? I as of right now, I
Speaker 2: have it as minus one. But if you sent it
Speaker 2: in our life.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I bet it again this morning at
Speaker 3: minus one.
Speaker 4: I'm not ware.
Speaker 3: Not name's going to win the game. So okay, give
Speaker 3: me a you know, I'll take Notre Dame money line.
Speaker 1: Okay, not a bad.
Speaker 4: Bed, I got it there. I don't. I don't hate
Speaker 4: it at all.
Speaker 3: And then I want the Bengals Saturday. That's the only NFL.
Speaker 3: Are we doing NFL right now? So we're up.
Speaker 1: No, we're just doing college.
Speaker 3: Just college, okay, because you know, I didn't do any
Speaker 3: NFL because I sent him in two days ago and
Speaker 3: I didn't know who was playing. They didn't even announce
Speaker 3: Sae Kwon Barkley yet. Now I understand he's not playing.
Speaker 4: No, he's not unbelievable by the way, Kwan, but they, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It's Larry. What did I say, Sakwan.
Speaker 4: On his brain?
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 2: Footsteps, Yeah, all the way from Austria.
Speaker 3: Uh Dan, What about the Arizona State game? I said,
Speaker 3: how do they go to the go to the booth
Speaker 3: and they don't make that a targeting call?
Speaker 1: That wasn't targeting, Yes, it was.
Speaker 3: A defense was receiving.
Speaker 1: It's a defenseless receiver to begin with.
Speaker 4: So sorry, I'm so sorry. It's the first time you
Speaker 4: all have watched college football in your lives. But the
Speaker 4: faith mask was up. He did not lead with his head.
Speaker 4: The runner was dumb enough to stand completely vertical. He
Speaker 4: was going for the chet. This is it's a bank
Speaker 4: bank play. This is not targeting. Absolutely not hook them.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter to hook them. Horns down.
Speaker 2: Whoa no, stop, that's it just crossed the line there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then explain to me how it was fourth
Speaker 3: and thirteen guys wide opening the end zone. I know
Speaker 3: they saw this was picked up pretty well.
Speaker 4: But all night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that was embarrassing the fourth and thirteenth best
Speaker 1: player on the field and letting behind you.
Speaker 3: I mean it was like just the number eight, the
Speaker 3: free saintsy was just stood there. It was like, what
Speaker 3: was going I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Dude Scataboo throwing a fifty yard touchdown. That was fucking embarrassing. Like,
Speaker 4: I mean, so many times they look like shit if
Speaker 4: they don't have a run game. Quinn is not that good.
Speaker 4: He's great off of play aftion, but if you make
Speaker 4: him just sit back there and throw, he's gonna do
Speaker 4: dumb ship Like his deep ball stays in the fucking
Speaker 4: air as long as a seven thirty seven going from
Speaker 4: fucking Vienna to Berlin, and eventually it comes down like
Speaker 4: a quack and duck and gets He's got to have
Speaker 4: the run game.
Speaker 1: By the way, you're a free safety who had the
Speaker 1: targeting call that should have been called check on the
Speaker 1: scanter boot option pass to the receiver and the receivers
Speaker 1: at the one yard line, and your defensive back tries
Speaker 1: to trip him, per tries to trip him. Look at it, competitor,
Speaker 1: Danny Orangetown, Texas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is a product of Austin, very competitive child, understands,
Speaker 4: understands winning, great mentality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see. So we got Larry's got his pick.
Speaker 1: She's got in that Dylan that that comes to.
Speaker 2: You, all right, Dan Well, I have Notre Dame to
Speaker 2: win it all plus eight hundred. Put that in before
Speaker 2: our break.
Speaker 5: I'm taking Notre Dame minus one today, and I'm going
Speaker 5: to add the Notre Dame over a lot of the
Speaker 5: chatter I've heard people really seem to be liking the
Speaker 5: under here because it makes the most sense.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to fade that.
Speaker 5: I got Ole Miss minus seventeen and a half against
Speaker 5: Duke the real game and Buffalo minus three against Shay's
Speaker 5: favorite Baptists.
Speaker 1: Okay, is this duke quarterback coming in from Tulane?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. That's number one, Bree. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Darien Mensa is getting eight million dollars in the portal.
Speaker 2: Duke from Duke to go to play duke football.
Speaker 1: Duke is pat What did Zion Williamson get triple that?
Speaker 4: Oh? No, I don't know. I don't believe any of
Speaker 4: this shit. I don't believe in any of these numbers.
Speaker 4: I think they're they're all leaked by like agents and shit.
Speaker 4: I don't leave any of it. Eight million is crazy, Danny,
Speaker 4: He ain't. That's like Shador Sanders or something.
Speaker 1: There's no way, yeah, to play at Duke. Well, they're
Speaker 1: talking about quinn Ewers that he's gonna have a six
Speaker 1: million dollar price tag if he transferred. But that's that
Speaker 1: and that's I was reading about that.
Speaker 4: Like the average contract for a fourth round or in
Speaker 4: the NFL, it's like a four million dollar contract, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: So if you go for six million for one year
Speaker 4: and get hurt because his body has not been held
Speaker 4: up very well over the course of his career, I mean,
Speaker 4: do you take the six million for one year or
Speaker 4: do you go sign an NFL contract for four years? Spore,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I take one more year, big man
Speaker 1: on campus. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he gets injured and he doesn't get drafted
Speaker 4: at all after that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he still gets six million dollars.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad chunk.
Speaker 1: And he gets to there's plenty of co eds that will.
Speaker 4: But he's already made several million. He's made three four
Speaker 4: million already.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if he's not a first round
Speaker 1: round pick, No.
Speaker 4: Not at all. I'm saying if he falls to the
Speaker 4: fourth round, it's a four million dollar contract and you're
Speaker 4: in the NFL or you risk it. I don't think
Speaker 4: he's getting six next year. I don't I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have the ducks might pay.
Speaker 1: Somebody's desperate, all right, Time for the NFL. And once
Speaker 1: again back to Vienna, yeos.
Speaker 4: Gluten tog walk In saying that every morning to my
Speaker 4: cigarette man walk Oh, Danny, I got to have to
Speaker 4: leave a fucking hotel the other day the other morning,
Speaker 4: son of a bitch. He told me. The rout and
Speaker 4: I had to hook it up. But he pointed to
Speaker 4: the door so I could figure it out. It meant
Speaker 4: out like out get out. It was New Year's Day
Speaker 4: and I went to go buy smokes to this hotel
Speaker 4: I've been buying smoke set and this guy's like, oh,
Speaker 4: we don't see the shut that's it's a really nice hotel,
Speaker 4: swanky and ship the shout he's bought it, and uh.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, buy smokes here every day.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: It's like that means I have to to dispense it
Speaker 4: and pay for it and bring them to you. See.
Speaker 4: All right, man, here's the bunny, go do it rouse ship.
Speaker 4: The manager came over. They were a fucking pits, but
Speaker 4: they were like foreigner out That was good. Rouse Yeah,
Speaker 4: rouse means out that language.
Speaker 1: Yeah really okay. So what do you got here?
Speaker 4: All right? I got Philly Wayne too. I can't believe
Speaker 4: they're not playing Shay Kwan. I got the cocaine Cowboys
Speaker 4: laying one against the Hiawuascas. They got Jack plus five baby,
Speaker 4: bring it home.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And this could be it for Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2: He said, it's been my beast couple of years of
Speaker 2: his life.
Speaker 4: What's he gonna do next. That's what I want to know.
Speaker 4: Is he gonna stay in the football game or is
Speaker 4: he gonna be like, you know, going to business with
Speaker 4: Jake Plumber and sell shrooms and ship what's he gonna do?
Speaker 2: Probably the latter.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It feels like he's got a you know, a higher
Speaker 1: calling here we go, Well, that could be the marsh Rooms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the name of the company, right, called Higher Callings.
Speaker 1: Trademark quick, I'm gonna trademark that.
Speaker 2: We need Bob and Seattle to hop on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, bad Larry, you h you have NFL picks.
Speaker 4: Just to one.
Speaker 3: I just put one in Bengals minus to one and
Speaker 3: a half against the Steelers Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bengals minus one and a half.
Speaker 3: Correct, Well, those are all two unit bets. All four
Speaker 3: bets are two units.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what Larry does at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: He loads up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh, Dylan, all right, I got the Ravens laying
Speaker 5: eighteen against the Browns.
Speaker 2: That's just a comical number. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I feel like people are gonna be all over the
Speaker 5: Browns just because it's that big and they Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 2: They suck. I got the Saints plus thirteen and a
Speaker 2: half against the Bucks.
Speaker 5: I am also taking the Dolphs minus one against the
Speaker 5: Jets and taking it the forty nine ers plus four
Speaker 5: against the Cardinals. It's gonna round out this week. Hopefully
Speaker 5: it's better than the last couple.
Speaker 1: Dan the Shane Irving Podcast, is that on hold?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was supposed to do it tonight, Danny, but
Speaker 4: I'm not sure I'm gonna get around to it. It's
Speaker 4: uh me and I's got a decent night life.
Speaker 1: I've been going out, Yeah, but you don't drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what everybody else around me does. They
Speaker 4: make me go out, make me go out, so you know,
Speaker 4: we're going to dinner night, going to some which I
Speaker 4: don't know if this is smarter or not, going to
Speaker 4: a sushi.
Speaker 1: Restaurant in Vienna.
Speaker 4: The dad I looked at a map, but don't see
Speaker 4: a lot of oceans nearby.
Speaker 1: And now, how's your how's your wife doing?
Speaker 4: Roommates? All right? I mean, oh, my nopire taking care
Speaker 4: of the kids a bunch. I mean we're in a hotel.
Speaker 4: The kids are all at Grandma and Grandpa's.
Speaker 1: Whoa, it's just you two, my brow here.
Speaker 4: The room next door, and his and my sister's down
Speaker 4: the hall and we're all at the hotel and oh
Speaker 4: my no, I got all the grandkids and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've been getting.
Speaker 5: Laid, getting laid, eating sushi. It's kind of the classic
Speaker 5: Vienna trip.
Speaker 4: And yeah, right up my alley.
Speaker 2: You said we're friends with the Japanese. At one point,
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: Are in love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's still married, Danny. That's for damn sure. He's
Speaker 4: getting trips like this out of me. She ain't leaving.
Speaker 2: So a month in Austria.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's expensive, ain'tche dude?
Speaker 4: I thought this hotel was a lot of shitter than
Speaker 4: it was. I didn't you let her book roommate books,
Speaker 4: all this, all this. I don't even have access to
Speaker 4: my bank account, Danny. I don't even know how long on?
Speaker 1: Wow, what could go wrong there?
Speaker 2: For the Yeah, what could go wrong?
Speaker 1: Away? For the bank?
Speaker 4: Bank shows up and starts putting our furniture in the.
Speaker 1: Trolley and taking your youngest.
Speaker 4: The roommate. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well glad you guys are doing well. And uh uh,
Speaker 1: good luck gambling this weekend? Bad Larry, great to talk
Speaker 1: to you as always. Uh, Dylan shay Uh. Let's see
Speaker 1: Marv and Ray the happy yeah happy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. They had a whole thing here the
Speaker 4: other day. We were sitting outside the hotel bar and
Speaker 4: it was a caravan of like thirty fucking corps thirtyo
Speaker 4: and they had police escorts and they were jamming this
Speaker 4: music outside, like disco techno. I don't know what it was,
Speaker 4: but they all hit the candelabras on top of their
Speaker 4: vehicles lit up and they were driving real slow and
Speaker 4: like chanting and ship those I thought it.
Speaker 1: Was like minoras, not candelabras.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever, the fucking candle thing and they were all
Speaker 4: lit up, and I was like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 4: And it was just like a thirty forty to fifty
Speaker 4: cars full of Jews just cruising Vienna. And I was
Speaker 4: the man, why times trip change?
Speaker 5: Right here?
Speaker 2: Seems like not in my fucking town.
Speaker 4: We've come a long white brother.
Speaker 1: Well play nice. When are you coming back?
Speaker 4: Uh? We take off of the fourth which is gonna suck. Ass.
Speaker 4: It's like a seven am flight. Can't wait this week,
Speaker 4: I get like four in the morning. Nanny, It's gonna suck.
Speaker 4: But the fourth. Yeah, back, No, I think we're stopping somewhere.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't book any of the ship. We're
Speaker 4: stopping somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not straight to New York.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's and we're finding the course. The dirtiest
Speaker 4: airport in America, Newark. Hate that fucking place.
Speaker 1: New work is nice. They cleaned it up. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: drive is bad, yeah, yeah, brutal drive.
Speaker 2: The Guardian is nice now they finally finally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like thea Guardian out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, likes of just like empty construction.
Speaker 1: Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 4: And you have care about airports or the TSA employees.
Speaker 4: If they would upgrade those motherfuckers, I wouldn't care where
Speaker 4: it's at.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's anytime.
Speaker 4: Sin Well, you know they're all federal employees now, right,
Speaker 4: and they got union protection and all that. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like a postal worker, right.
Speaker 4: They're worse. Both workers are way cooler than these assholes.
Speaker 4: As soon as you walk up through the line, this
Speaker 4: guy's pulling out a tray yelling, it's just how your trade.
Speaker 4: You look like, take your shoes off, look of a
Speaker 4: fucking boot camp. The tickets were not free, you shut
Speaker 4: the fuck up, help me.
Speaker 5: I think it's because they deal with people like you
Speaker 5: all day and then by the end of the day
Speaker 5: they're like, take your fucking shoes, yes please.
Speaker 4: If ticket prices were a third of the cost, I
Speaker 4: would understand, But the amount of money you got to
Speaker 4: fend go get yelled at by some federal employee. Suck
Speaker 4: my fucking you know what, Danny?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: And on that note, we wish you uh a happy holiday, Mary,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year.
Speaker 4: Have you new year? Guys?
Speaker 1: Got a hop? All right? Okay until next week when
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