Speaker 1: Oh my god, which one of you dug up the
Speaker 1: fucking baby chick?
Speaker 2: Because I didn't very type that as I wipe. That has.
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Speaker 1: I had to stop at the gas station pick up
Speaker 1: a Mega millions.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Powerball. Oh yeah, I bought a Mega Million's ticket.
Speaker 2: I didn't win.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to all the winners, and now I got a
Speaker 1: Powerball ticket. But I didn't have any food in my refrigerator,
Speaker 1: so I got to Rito's for my lunch, which is
Speaker 1: so disgusting. And so that's what's going on over here.
Speaker 1: I've missed you so much. It's been weeks since we've
Speaker 1: had a live podcast because life has, you know, That's
Speaker 1: just what happens in the off season. We try to
Speaker 1: do all of our things and all of our stuff.
Speaker 1: I've been at the ranch. You've been busy working and
Speaker 1: doing amazing things, which we will get into.
Speaker 2: But how are you going?
Speaker 1: Well, let's do our little what's coming up? Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have an update on the rut and I'm
Speaker 1: actually going to tell you about an emergency security landing.
Speaker 2: I was a part of you got some botox and
Speaker 2: got your hair done.
Speaker 1: No, I need botox and I just got my hair done. Ladies,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get into this, but you know, there's
Speaker 1: like that one day where always I'll get into it later.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you an update on just fucking
Speaker 1: pulling my life together. Also, Aaron had a situation at
Speaker 1: TSA which offended her. I know, to get into that,
Speaker 1: her feelings were hurt. I kind of like the way
Speaker 1: you said that, that's sweet. So we have a lot
Speaker 1: to catch up on, including how long were you at
Speaker 1: this ranch for? Well? So what I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: is be there as much as I possibly can in
Speaker 1: the off season for a couple of different reasons. I'm
Speaker 1: hemorrhaging money. No one ever said ranches were cheap, but
Speaker 1: it's money that I'm fixing up places around the ranch.
Speaker 1: My parents came into town, which I was so excited.
Speaker 1: My dad's been there before, but my mom came into
Speaker 1: town this time, and it was so much to think
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: She was so she was like, you know, she kept
Speaker 2: being like I just how do you do all this?
Speaker 1: And like every morning, you know, I get up at
Speaker 1: like six thirty and feed the animals and she goes.
Speaker 1: Never in my wildest dreams that I think that this
Speaker 1: kid of mine would be like doing that. But it
Speaker 1: is the place that I feel the most at home.
Speaker 1: Like I feel I'm so happy when I'm there, like
Speaker 1: I'm back in the real world right now. And like
Speaker 1: even driving today, I'm like, oh, like angry.
Speaker 2: Just driving because it's so peaceful there. And I you know,
Speaker 2: I obviously I don't have children, but I feel very.
Speaker 1: Motherly, Like I have these baby chicks, and you have
Speaker 1: to clean their bumbs because when they go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: if it dries on their bomb, then they can't go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom again and they'll die.
Speaker 2: So like you have to go out there, and.
Speaker 1: Like I clean the baby chicks bombs and just like
Speaker 1: and like the chickens are waiting for me every morning
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock to like have their food, and Larry
Speaker 1: the pig likes his snack at five o'clock, and my
Speaker 1: all my little like animals and my horse and my dogs,
Speaker 1: and it just makes me so happy.
Speaker 2: And I could go on and on on and on.
Speaker 2: So I want to be there as much as possible.
Speaker 1: But I took full advantage of Scott Thompson, who my dad.
Speaker 1: Before he got into the car business, he worked construction.
Speaker 1: So this man can do anything and everything right. He's
Speaker 1: just like the quintessential father that like shows up with
Speaker 1: the toolbox and is like, let's get to work.
Speaker 2: So he helped me do.
Speaker 1: A bunch of different stuff in renovations and like make
Speaker 1: this whole front entrance beautiful. And I'll now, I mean
Speaker 1: I love a project too, but this guy can go
Speaker 1: and it's a problem. I looked at Steve and I
Speaker 1: was like, he's twice your age. Get out there and
Speaker 1: keep shoveling, like Steve, you cannot put the shovel down
Speaker 1: before Scott. It is not a good look. So we're
Speaker 1: like out there, it's Steve's birthday, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's your birthday, if it's Christmas,
Speaker 1: if it's Saint Patrick's day. No holidays count when Scott
Speaker 1: is here, we are working. But it was really great.
Speaker 1: Just but you know, I don't know how you feel.
Speaker 1: But like, especially as our parents get older, I just
Speaker 1: I want to spend as much time with them as
Speaker 1: I can. So to get two full weeks with them
Speaker 1: was just awesome. And to do it in a place
Speaker 1: to like end love. So that's what I've been doing.
Speaker 2: You well, hold on.
Speaker 1: You said you hemorage, hemorrhaging money. Easy for me to say,
Speaker 1: where do you find you're spending the most money when
Speaker 1: you're out there?
Speaker 2: I love you A great question.
Speaker 1: It's just on fixing this stuff up because I don't
Speaker 1: have patience for some long term plan of like this
Speaker 1: ten year plan.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it's I want it.
Speaker 1: Like I renovated the inside of the main house and
Speaker 1: I'm renovating this secondary house now. But like you know,
Speaker 1: everything just costs money. I mean, even to take care
Speaker 1: of these animals cost money. But it's something that I
Speaker 1: feel and I know that we both think this way
Speaker 1: is like if we really want something, then I feel
Speaker 1: fortunate enough to like, okay, then go work another job
Speaker 1: or go do another thing here or there. But I
Speaker 1: actually I haven't talked to you.
Speaker 2: I also think I am.
Speaker 1: Never in Los Angeles, you know how, I've talked for
Speaker 1: a long time about moving out of this city. Buy
Speaker 1: where are you going? No, I'm going to I'm going
Speaker 1: to rent my house out. I'm putting it on the
Speaker 1: market next week. Sure, I don't want to sell it
Speaker 1: because investment where with you? Okay, great, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: move somewhere else and rent a place because I want
Speaker 1: to write this place out and I'm like, why am
Speaker 1: I paying money for places that I'm not in? And
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be more financially sound. Steve, of course,
Speaker 1: is not happy about that because he's like, this is
Speaker 1: You're always looking to do something and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: get stressed out about it.
Speaker 2: But I'm and he's got to deal with you, I know.
Speaker 1: But I am trying to be more fiscal about things,
Speaker 1: like if I want to spend my time over here,
Speaker 1: then why am I going to pay for stuff over there?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so that's what's going on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I just it's something that brings me
Speaker 1: a lot of joy and I just want to spend
Speaker 1: as much time there as I can, because for six
Speaker 1: months out of the year, I don't to spend a
Speaker 1: day there. So like today, like I felt so bad
Speaker 1: as my first day I'm not there with the animals
Speaker 1: and I was like checking on the cameras on them,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, they need me, but I'm
Speaker 1: sad to leave them.
Speaker 2: I love that you were out there for so long
Speaker 2: and all the work you did, I mean, plug your Instagram.
Speaker 2: Where did people find out more about You're so cute? No? Nobody.
Speaker 1: So the pictures are incredible, Like Jared looks at like
Speaker 1: what you've done decorating whys and you we got to
Speaker 1: go there.
Speaker 2: I mean we got to go there on money. You're
Speaker 2: so sweet.
Speaker 1: No, it's just it's like a total passion project from
Speaker 1: the design standpoint. But then now I've become even more.
Speaker 1: I've always loved animals. I didn't know I loved having
Speaker 1: seventy five animals for wiping oh baby chick's ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like feel.
Speaker 1: Terry Bradshaw calls me the other day to like catch up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Terry, I'm wiping.
Speaker 2: So Terry has been a rancher his whole life, right Like.
Speaker 1: No, he goes, well, I'm calling you to tell you
Speaker 1: I got some horses for you, and I was like, great,
Speaker 1: he's bring.
Speaker 2: Them on out, Terry.
Speaker 1: But I was telling him that I was wiping the
Speaker 1: baby chick's ass and He's like, I've had so many
Speaker 1: chickens in my days, I've never whipped one ass. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's the mother and me, you know
Speaker 1: you're a mother. I'm like, I have to help the
Speaker 1: baby chicks. I can barely get a nine month old
Speaker 1: to stay still when I'm wiping his ass. How are
Speaker 1: you getting a baby chick? Like I feel like I
Speaker 1: would squeeze it to death, Like where are you holding
Speaker 1: it to open the legs, and like it's it's look
Speaker 1: at you. I know it's a good question. So this,
Speaker 1: this is the baby chick. You know, like Mac, you
Speaker 1: hold the feet up while you're and then hold those
Speaker 1: hands so he's not flailing around. Sure, baby chick, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like like around the neck, not tight around
Speaker 1: the neck, but then more around the body. And then
Speaker 1: they kind of become submissive. They think they I think
Speaker 1: they know that you're helping them.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But and I also lost to the
Speaker 2: baby chicks. There was four and two of them died.
Speaker 2: But I guess that happened.
Speaker 1: You didn't raise properly, no, but because it just happens,
Speaker 1: like it's like you know Darwinism of like survival of the.
Speaker 2: Fitter body laying there. Yeah, and I had to bury it.
Speaker 2: And I won't tell you what happened next.
Speaker 1: One of the dogs found where I buried it, and
Speaker 1: then I like, this is all it's all happening. And
Speaker 1: then I cried because the baby chick that I buried
Speaker 1: that I had wiped its ass. I find it on
Speaker 1: the trail halfway up the thing, on the way to
Speaker 1: go feed the cows.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, which one of you dug up the fucking baby
Speaker 1: chick because I didn't very wipe that ass.
Speaker 2: I wipe that ass.
Speaker 1: I know. It's really sad. I have cried more over animals. God,
Speaker 1: I know, how's your dog with the rash? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's going great things for asking guys to get get
Speaker 1: a veterinarian appointment up at a ranch is really hard
Speaker 1: because there's just animals everywhere. I'm probably not supposed to
Speaker 1: do this, but I did it. I use some of
Speaker 1: Willis's Pretno Zone, which is like a steroid that helps
Speaker 1: his sloopers. Gave the other dog some of the steroid.
Speaker 1: The foot looks great. I'm a vet, I'm a mother
Speaker 1: and a veterinarian. Now you're a doctor with dermatologists, and yeah,
Speaker 1: that's incredible, doctor Susan. But thank you for asking. It's
Speaker 1: very sweet. It's something that I love and I'm passionate about.
Speaker 1: But you have been busy doing and you're the last
Speaker 1: person to ever give yourself credit on anything, but you
Speaker 1: did something so incredible you started, and I want you
Speaker 1: to talk about it because it's really really important for
Speaker 1: so many different reasons. And I know it makes you uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: but what you did and helping that couple on the
Speaker 1: Today Show, for those of you guys that didn't see
Speaker 1: with Kristen Looker, you are incredible and I know you
Speaker 1: were inspired by her story, but you surprised a couple
Speaker 1: that ED couldn't afford right all of the expenses that
Speaker 1: come with surrogacy, and just sort of explain that and
Speaker 1: explain the mac Grant foundation that you started and everything
Speaker 1: that's behind it.
Speaker 2: It's really amazing.
Speaker 1: Erin Yeah, well, you know, the whole process is just
Speaker 1: so expensive and we're fortunate we could deal.
Speaker 2: But every time we.
Speaker 1: Would get a bill for medical legal you know, State
Speaker 1: of California, this like they just and I'll say it,
Speaker 1: they have you buy the balls. Because you're so desperate
Speaker 1: to have a baby and you've gotten this far and
Speaker 1: your Sarahgate's pregnant, you'll sign and write any check. And
Speaker 1: I just kept saying to Jared and also, are the
Speaker 1: lovely woman that set us up with our surrogate.
Speaker 2: How do people pay for this? This is nuts?
Speaker 1: So I kind of just made it something I wanted
Speaker 1: to do after Matt came where I wanted to get
Speaker 1: involved with this nonprofit foundation called Baby Quest. They actually
Speaker 1: help people who cannot afford IVF egg donor adoption saragacy
Speaker 1: get money. And it's this woman that started it in
Speaker 1: you know, her house, and I had told Kristen Welker
Speaker 1: about it. I signed a deal with Enfamil and part
Speaker 1: of my signing the deal was that I wanted to
Speaker 1: create money in Max's name to give to Baby Quest,
Speaker 1: and I want to keep doing it.
Speaker 2: We still have money left in the grant.
Speaker 1: We want to award it to other people that are
Speaker 1: trying very hard to have a baby.
Speaker 2: And it was really, really rewarding.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about it, and Kristin and I are
Speaker 1: talking about what can we do next, like should we
Speaker 1: host at gala? Should we do because there's just so
Speaker 1: many people that we know that could help us, and
Speaker 1: we want to help. You know a lot of people
Speaker 1: that are having the same difficulties as us. So today's
Speaker 1: show was amazing and letting me do that, and I
Speaker 1: was excited about it, and.
Speaker 2: It was a very filling day.
Speaker 1: I was very, very proud. I always am proud to
Speaker 1: be your friend. But when I see situations and things
Speaker 1: like that where you're paying it forward, you know. And
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that talk about doing things,
Speaker 1: and it's one thing to talk about, it's another thing
Speaker 1: to do it. And I love that you have somebody
Speaker 1: who's also been through the same similar situation, Kristen, so
Speaker 1: you guys can work together to do something like that.
Speaker 2: And Macre is these cute little vine. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: really cool.
Speaker 1: So excited to keep doing it, exciting, excited to continue
Speaker 1: to raise money for it. And like I said to Christen,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is just the beginning. You know.
Speaker 1: I hate being the poster child for all these things,
Speaker 1: but if we were could make a difference, it's so exciting.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: So you were traveling for that, and you also had,
Speaker 1: as we always do, didn't hit make you think like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I haven't been traveling or like on
Speaker 1: an airplane. You've been on an airplane a lot, but
Speaker 1: where we forget like all of the nonsense of traveling.
Speaker 1: And now you told us in the pregame because I
Speaker 1: haven't talked to you. Yeah, you had an emergency landing
Speaker 1: in camp.
Speaker 2: I called to you, you were not available. Well, I'm
Speaker 2: going to tell you that PSA. Whatever it is.
Speaker 1: The public service announcement on me is if I'm at
Speaker 1: the ranch, there ain't no service. It is a blessing
Speaker 1: and a curse because I want to talk to the
Speaker 1: people I want to talk to, and when I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to people, it's great to be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, sorry, I didn't have service your call. I
Speaker 2: wanted to take those So wait, you had an emergency landing.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: So I was leaving last week or this week last
Speaker 1: week from New York to come back to LA I
Speaker 1: actually made the early flight so I could try to
Speaker 1: see Mac before he went to bed.
Speaker 2: I was so excited about it.
Speaker 1: Got on the plane and I've been watching We've all
Speaker 1: seen the incidences happen on TikTok on Instagram where people
Speaker 1: are just absolutely and I'll say it, misbehaving assholes. It's
Speaker 1: my mood getting off. That wasn't so much that we
Speaker 1: had to make an emergency landing due to security reasons.
Speaker 1: My attitude and my hate in my body is that
Speaker 1: these flight attendants, these pilots, they are not security. The
Speaker 1: normal everyday citizens, the passengers on the plane, we are
Speaker 1: not security. And the fact it is up to us
Speaker 1: and these poor people that are trying to do their
Speaker 1: job to you know, hold people down from being violent
Speaker 1: and aggressive when we're how many feet up in the
Speaker 1: air is bullshit.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 1: So we're on the plane and something happened right behind me,
Speaker 1: and I turned around because I heard it. It was
Speaker 1: something that was said to the guy right behind me.
Speaker 1: Somebody walked up all the way in the front, made
Speaker 1: not a comment, but asked for something. I heard it
Speaker 1: because I was like, this isn't normal. And then he
Speaker 1: asked me, and I was like, this is so wrong
Speaker 1: or this is not normal. I turned around and looked
Speaker 1: for the flight attendant who was actually walking down the aisle,
Speaker 1: and I just said.
Speaker 2: Help, help, help, help help.
Speaker 1: The flight attendant intervened, brought the person up to the front. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am nosy Rosie over here.
Speaker 2: I get it. I'm texting Jared the whole time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we have a situation he's like, put your
Speaker 1: head down, stay out of it.
Speaker 2: I can't. I have to see what's going on.
Speaker 1: My dad's in the new Steve Andrews. It's the stap
Speaker 1: was the investigative. It isn't porter in you Yep from
Speaker 1: your father, yep, it is. I'm watching going around to
Speaker 1: the guy, I'm like, this is bad.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to land. He's like, oh shit.
Speaker 1: He was trying to make the North Carolina game like
Speaker 1: tip off set five. I said, don't worry. If we land,
Speaker 1: they'll turn us around. It's well, then you do not
Speaker 1: want to say what he asked for because it's inappropriate,
Speaker 1: or like it's not inappropriate.
Speaker 2: It was just like what, okay, got it.
Speaker 1: So they're talking. They're talking, and I'm watching. I'm fully alert.
Speaker 1: He goes back to walk back down the aisle, back
Speaker 1: to a seat. I put my head down because it
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit. I hope he doesn't know that
Speaker 1: I like asked for a flight attendant. He goes to
Speaker 1: the back. I see a lovely male flight attendant follow him,
Speaker 1: but walking fast. I'm like, oh god, nosey Rosie News
Speaker 1: Channel eight. My head turns all the way around and
Speaker 1: I got to see what's going on. I mean, I
Speaker 1: gotta write my report, you know, I gotta write it down.
Speaker 1: So I am watching. Forget about the book that I
Speaker 1: have or all the things or what I'm watching. I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta watch this, so I keep monitoring that.
Speaker 1: The steps that the pilot and the flight attendants took
Speaker 1: I found interesting as somebody who works into like a
Speaker 1: news gathering situation. You could definitely tell shit was going
Speaker 1: down and they were getting ready to land. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: whatever transpired between him coming up the aisles making whatever,
Speaker 1: she goes to the gentleman mind and now he's no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was just like sequence of events. So he's come
Speaker 1: up there so far the only activity we've seen again,
Speaker 1: Nosy Rosie reporting live eyewitness news at eleven. Sure, I
Speaker 1: has come up the aisle, made the request to you.
Speaker 1: The gentleman behind you, went to the flight attendant. Now
Speaker 1: back down the aisle, and that's all we know. Yes, so,
Speaker 1: and then a flight attendant follows him. You could obviously
Speaker 1: tell from people going back and forth the just what
Speaker 1: was happening up front. There was concern eye mirror may
Speaker 1: not have had eyes on him at some point down there.
Speaker 2: All the things.
Speaker 1: We start to descend and I'm like, I pull up
Speaker 1: the map. We're over Casey. I'm like, shit, we're descending,
Speaker 1: but we're not descending if something isn't going wrong back
Speaker 1: there ever and yeah, and so I was just like,
Speaker 1: we're descending. They didn't tell us on the plane, but
Speaker 1: the guy behind me and I knew we're sending because
Speaker 1: of this guy. We land, people are oh, they said
Speaker 1: welcome to Kansas City. We had to land for security.
Speaker 1: At reason.
Speaker 2: Everybody starts looking out, people start pulling out their.
Speaker 1: Phones, and I was like, it was just scary because
Speaker 1: you're like security the plane case scenario. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I said to the guy behind me when I
Speaker 1: saw that there was the game I know, I was like,
Speaker 1: you're going to make it. I was like, I work
Speaker 1: in sports. You're going to be fine. They say tip is,
Speaker 1: but you got it. You're going to make it. So
Speaker 1: I was like, is there are there still air marshals
Speaker 1: on planes? And he goes, I don't know, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen one since Bridemaids. I was like, are you an
Speaker 1: air marshal? I think they are, they don't know I know?
Speaker 1: Or is it only well you were on a cross
Speaker 1: country flight. I think it's a cross country flight. Any
Speaker 1: flight attendants or pilots that are anonymous tell us what
Speaker 1: the protocol is on an air marshal. I'm fascinated by
Speaker 1: that because then sometimes I think I know which one's
Speaker 1: the air marshal. I thought behind me, I start doing
Speaker 1: this well, I felt like Megan, what's your name? And
Speaker 1: brideesmaids like. I was like, yeah, unlessa McCarthy. I was
Speaker 1: like John, John the air marshall. I'm on an air marshal.
Speaker 1: I know where the nukes are, you know, so an always
Speaker 1: we land, there's cop cars on both sides of our
Speaker 1: plane to a very large gentleman comes on our plane
Speaker 1: right away. Another man goes and follows. Everybody's like camera out,
Speaker 1: not me, not nosy Rosie.
Speaker 2: Because I was like, I'm not going to make this
Speaker 2: situation any worse. But I was like shit.
Speaker 1: But I was also like, you know what again, I'll
Speaker 1: get on my soapbox. Good for the airline, good for
Speaker 1: the pilot, good for the flight attendant. It sucks we
Speaker 1: were delayed. I didn't even care about that, but like,
Speaker 1: shame on you. You should never be able to fly again.
Speaker 1: This is not the airline's responsibility. I'll say this right now, Delta,
Speaker 1: good for you. You handled it so well. I felt
Speaker 1: so friggin' bad for those flight attendants.
Speaker 2: This is not their job, right France. Yeah.
Speaker 1: New York hemes and twenty twenty three reported about only
Speaker 1: six percent of flights have an air marshall. Ryan, as
Speaker 1: all of you loyal listeners know, is our wonderful producer.
Speaker 1: Only six percent.
Speaker 2: Wow, I hope they're lying to us. Well.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's gone up, because I feel like
Speaker 1: people are acting crazy on flights, and you know what,
Speaker 1: so I'm mad. That's a microcosm of like the world
Speaker 1: where everyone just gets to act a fool, like the
Speaker 1: guy throwing the baseball my windshield and it's like you
Speaker 1: just get to throw a baseball at my windshield and like,
Speaker 1: and I'm just sitting here minding my own business because
Speaker 1: Steve had.
Speaker 2: To call the cops.
Speaker 1: Steve had to call the cops when we were in
Speaker 1: at the ranch. So someone rang the doorbell. And when
Speaker 1: you ring the doorbell at my house, it comes to
Speaker 1: a video thing on my phone, and somebody's trying to
Speaker 1: get in, messing with the lights.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I have the video, the.
Speaker 1: Whole video of the thing, and I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, like that my house has already been broken into,
Speaker 1: Like it's just then.
Speaker 2: And then I'm riddled with fear. Yes, I use the
Speaker 2: word riddled fear because.
Speaker 1: I'm like, here we are again, So what am I
Speaker 1: doing all night monitoring the freaking cameras?
Speaker 2: Because now I have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: Look, it's not just us, it's everyone where It's like,
Speaker 1: the minute that you feel in fear of anything, it sucks.
Speaker 1: And to be on a plane where to your point,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you say that about the flight attendants
Speaker 1: the pie it's not their responsibility. Yeah, And then it's like, ah, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that sucks, but like fuck you to your point,
Speaker 1: that guy should never be allowed on the plane again,
Speaker 1: I know, but again I commend Delta. Can I commend
Speaker 1: those flight attendants. That poor flight attendant was scared in
Speaker 1: the back because she came up and she gave the
Speaker 1: male flight attendants all hugs at the end, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn it, yeah, stop living like this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that you want to be able to go to
Speaker 1: your job and not have to be in fear as
Speaker 1: if the job's not already hard enough and different ways
Speaker 1: for a lot of different reasons, like me having an
Speaker 1: oversized bag that they're trying to shove in there and
Speaker 1: they get you know, the drisk gets hurt. It was oversize,
Speaker 1: and then we were on a smaller plane and to
Speaker 1: fit on the plane before.
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry that it doesn't fit in the overhead
Speaker 2: on this one. Just check it.
Speaker 1: I don't care check it. Just whatever you want, whatever
Speaker 1: means you happy.
Speaker 2: I've always done for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please please, please without I've always been so pro
Speaker 1: flight attendant because I just you and I talk about
Speaker 1: it all the time, because we travel a lot.
Speaker 2: They're not your concierge.
Speaker 1: They're there for your safety, but my word, they are
Speaker 1: not there to be bodyguards for the rest of us
Speaker 1: on that plane. It's just so ridiculous. Behave it's not
Speaker 1: that hard.
Speaker 2: As annoying as all of that was, I'm glad that.
Speaker 1: It did end peacefully, as peacefully as it could end,
Speaker 1: because God forbid, I know so many things happening my gal,
Speaker 1: and all my shit seems trivial now. I was just
Speaker 1: worried about the fact that, like I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys have will take a we'll descend on this
Speaker 1: conversation into something lighter. Yeah, and I don't mean my
Speaker 1: hair and thank you for the bright, bright highlights. But
Speaker 1: there is that moment where I came home yesterday and
Speaker 1: it's like you feel like okay, like obviously, like I
Speaker 1: don't get ready to the ranch. I haven't worn makeup
Speaker 1: in a month. I mean, it's like whatever, man who cares?
Speaker 1: But that day where it's like a light switch where
Speaker 1: you look at your hair and you look at.
Speaker 2: Your nails, and then you look at the botox and
Speaker 2: you go, oh my god.
Speaker 1: The reason when Carrie Bradshaw was on the cover of
Speaker 1: that magazine after being like really drunk and then it
Speaker 1: comes out and she's like totally oh my god, my god,
Speaker 1: where she goes to the newsstand and she's like looking
Speaker 1: through and she thinks she's gonna look like you know,
Speaker 1: this Vogue cover model and she looks terrible.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's like one day you wake up and you're like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, like all of these things need to be done,
Speaker 1: and they need to be done now. And you never
Speaker 1: realize how dependent you are on the people in your
Speaker 1: life that help you look and feel better until they're
Speaker 1: not available. I text my bowtox lady, she's out of
Speaker 1: the country.
Speaker 2: Well get back a time like this.
Speaker 1: I wrap that passport, leave nice because this is not
Speaker 1: nice that you are out of the country.
Speaker 2: Because I need some botox. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: I have to go do some work events and they're
Speaker 1: gonna they're gonna be like this. This is not who
Speaker 1: we thought we were hiring. The best upport show, a
Speaker 1: PA or somebody else at the at the office that
Speaker 1: can help a production. And I'll give anyone a syringe
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, No, she is a one woman show
Speaker 1: and this is a problem. And right now she's in
Speaker 1: France with the money that I pay her, the good
Speaker 1: money that I because I mean, my god, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'll pay you double and I will fund your next
Speaker 1: trip to France. But this boatox needs to happen because
Speaker 1: I don't think Mercedes wants me showing up looking like this.
Speaker 1: Any who, I love your cars. I keep cutting my
Speaker 1: furry face such a derma flash tonight. It's just so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you a video on a little bit
Speaker 1: at Lynn's with the box cutter.
Speaker 2: You're going to be horrified.
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know what I'm talking
Speaker 1: about Amazon box my sweet nail lady.
Speaker 2: She shaves my face, but no joke.
Speaker 1: She does it with a box cutter, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's been sterilized. I don't ask questions. That
Speaker 1: same little toothpick thing that she uses for the wax
Speaker 1: might have been used on the four people before God.
Speaker 1: Up to this point, I'm just getting old antibiotics. I
Speaker 1: might take Willison's antibiotics like I did.
Speaker 2: With the other dog. It's funky. It's I'm working.
Speaker 1: Speaking of working, I had mentioned in the last time
Speaker 1: we did a podcast that I was in a rut
Speaker 1: and I was kind of thinking about it.
Speaker 2: After I said it, I was like, wow, like people
Speaker 2: are gonna be like, really well man. So many people
Speaker 2: checked it on me. Oh my god, Okay, are you good?
Speaker 2: I got a lot of you good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not gonna lie. My body was kind
Speaker 1: of out of whack for two months. The old formal
Speaker 1: ACTU wait care, but yeah, you would have thought that
Speaker 1: like something really bad. You're like, wow, I'm just having
Speaker 1: a bad day. Didn't know that I needed a full intervention.
Speaker 2: Hey, just listened to the pod. You good? I think
Speaker 2: my favorite can I say this and edit it out
Speaker 2: if you don't want me to say it.
Speaker 1: Sure. We're in Montana and we're talking about the reaction
Speaker 1: of your comments and Jered goes, yeah, babe, you can't.
Speaker 1: You know it is cute little yeah babe, you can't
Speaker 1: say that. Then people think we got problems.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I just made him from New Jersey.
Speaker 1: But like I did, and it's like sweet little Canadian accent.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, babe, Like now people think we have problems.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Jared, I love you. No. So
Speaker 1: we had such a great time. We did have such
Speaker 1: a good time. I was really so sad when you
Speaker 1: guys left. It was not that I'm not sad when
Speaker 1: you leave all the time, but it was just such.
Speaker 2: A nice needed more time. I know, I needed more
Speaker 2: time with you. It was so nice. You're always so
Speaker 2: sweet to host. Aaron's by the way, an incredible host.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about these sheets. Okay, these sheets
Speaker 1: are iron. They smell good. She goes into the guest room.
Speaker 1: This what Aaron is.
Speaker 2: She takes this gorgeous candle.
Speaker 1: She puts it on the side of our bed to
Speaker 1: make sure that the place smells good. Everything is like perfect.
Speaker 1: She stalked the whole fridge with like every accommodation. You
Speaker 1: are an incredible host, right, It's such a great time
Speaker 1: with you guys. And we had a very interesting, really
Speaker 1: fascinating dinner the last night. Was it the last night
Speaker 1: you guys were there? Yeah? Yeah, because we all felt
Speaker 1: like shit afterwards that many drinks will do it to
Speaker 1: It was a business dinner. It was a business dinner.
Speaker 1: Write it off, but it was so interesting and we
Speaker 1: were talking about being in a rut. Chris and I
Speaker 1: are very self deprecating. We were out to dinner with
Speaker 1: a friend, very successful businessman, and after many cocktails, I
Speaker 1: made a joke about myself and he goes, why do
Speaker 1: you do that?
Speaker 2: And I really was like, whoa?
Speaker 1: And because of what my comment was back, because I
Speaker 1: work with men, do you fucked up?
Speaker 2: That is that?
Speaker 1: I But it's true, and we'll say this, it's not
Speaker 1: the men that we work with that makes us feel
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: Whoa, No, it's not them.
Speaker 1: It's our own thing in our head where we feel
Speaker 1: like we have to indoctrinate ourselves to them by self
Speaker 1: deprecating and like bringing ourselves down. So then it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: now we can be It could have because we're yeah,
Speaker 1: or like not feeling I don't know. It's such a
Speaker 1: fucking weird psychology thing. But we had been talking about
Speaker 1: it a few days before that, you and I, because
Speaker 1: you would say something negative about yourself and I was like,
Speaker 1: knock it off. I would do the same thing. You
Speaker 1: checked me on it, and then it culminated in that
Speaker 1: when he said that, I was like, oooh, like and
Speaker 1: need to be serious and like, I'll be honest. He's
Speaker 1: a very powerful man. I was fascinated as you guys
Speaker 1: were about, you know, his life story and things that
Speaker 1: he's done to get rid of us. And when he
Speaker 1: looked at me, and that could have been Michael Strahan,
Speaker 1: that could have been Troy Aikman, that could have been
Speaker 1: anybody that I work with. But those guys are all
Speaker 1: used to it, like they all laugh and they're like,
Speaker 1: come on, you're crazy. And again, all the guys that
Speaker 1: we work with that we love. I consider them my family,
Speaker 1: some of my best friends. But yeah, I have been
Speaker 1: doing that my whole career. So I can feel a
Speaker 1: certain way and maybe make them feel unguarded around me.
Speaker 1: She's cool, she's not a diva, you know, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's that fascinating that way.
Speaker 2: You do that.
Speaker 1: I know that's a larger episode, and I would love
Speaker 1: we'll continue that conversation later because i'd love to hear
Speaker 1: your guys' thoughts on anybody in their job or whatever
Speaker 1: that and it's their own, it's our own shit, but
Speaker 1: it is It is interesting where you feel like you
Speaker 1: have I've done that too, like around like really beautiful
Speaker 1: women or like you know what I mean, like where
Speaker 1: it's like you need to play, like say something that's like,
Speaker 1: oh but I'm not as pretty as you or I'm
Speaker 1: not as whatever, and it's like chess, like did your
Speaker 1: dad not give you a hug? Like around Giselle, Like
Speaker 1: I've done that around like in you know, Jessica Bale,
Speaker 1: like I just have and it's like we get it.
Speaker 1: Those women are hot, like insane. But it's like Aaron,
Speaker 1: we know you're not a model. We got that. You
Speaker 1: know you're not like a gorgeous actress. Yeah, we do
Speaker 1: that just to like, I don't know whatever the psychology is.
Speaker 1: Is there a psychologist listening. I'd love to hear this
Speaker 1: before we go though. Speaking of being kinder to ourselves. Sure,
Speaker 1: you and I had a conversation. Remember it was back
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day and like something happened and instead of
Speaker 1: getting mad, I remember we were at that Mexican restaurant
Speaker 1: with Steve and we were telling the story. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to bring up this subject because it's not fair
Speaker 1: to the individual.
Speaker 2: Oh the Jarrett forgetting it was Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he nailed Easter though cross Easter he did.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have a story.
Speaker 1: For you to try to protect my sweet Jarrett for
Speaker 1: forgetting Valentine's Day. But remember, wait, cold on yes, this
Speaker 1: is no, no, no, I need the Jarrett.
Speaker 2: Sorry, write this down. Nosey Rosie investigative reporter always has
Speaker 2: a notepad on hand.
Speaker 1: No, the whole thing was that instead of ripping because
Speaker 1: we said, I said to Steve, I was like, how
Speaker 1: would you like?
Speaker 2: I would have blasted you.
Speaker 1: I'd been like, you're so fucking insensitive and oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that you fucking forgot. It's found and
Speaker 1: I just would have ripped him a new one. And
Speaker 1: He's like that would not be effective. If anything, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you're a bitch, that's why I didn't
Speaker 1: get you fired.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: Steve told us that if we say in a quiet, sweet,
Speaker 1: sensitive voice that really hurt my feelings, that like that
Speaker 1: would kill him.
Speaker 2: That would kill Steve or would kill Jarrett.
Speaker 1: If it's like, instead of acting the way we normally act,
Speaker 1: we just were sad. So today before we start the
Speaker 1: podcast about talking about different things we want to talk about, No,
Speaker 1: you said a TSA person really hurt my feelings, and
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: Wow, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I was thinking about the Jared story.
Speaker 2: I'll tell that at the end. Yeah. I mean again,
Speaker 2: we are you and I and.
Speaker 1: I've had flight attendants stop me and say love the pod,
Speaker 1: thank you for all you say about us and everything.
Speaker 1: And I just really try my hardest. When I'm going
Speaker 1: through TSA, I feel like it's almost like what am
Speaker 1: I trying to think? It's like not a dance recital,
Speaker 1: but it's like you have to be ready, and I
Speaker 1: want to be ready for them because you need to
Speaker 1: be efficient.
Speaker 2: There's so many people online.
Speaker 1: And I travel all the time, and I know what
Speaker 1: to do and it's not like you don't know what's coming.
Speaker 1: That's the part that kills me, Hey, you've seen this
Speaker 1: whole line. Everyone's taking their shoes off their laptops.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're on your phone, get all through inst paying attention,
Speaker 1: and you think it's a mystery that every time you
Speaker 1: walk up that now all a sudden they need to
Speaker 1: see your license.
Speaker 2: Totally, this is shocking.
Speaker 1: We're about to get on the roller coaster ride and
Speaker 1: you think it's you know, we don't know what we're
Speaker 1: about to do. Yeah, look alive, right, exactly exactly. I
Speaker 1: am on TSA side. I'm totally on their side.
Speaker 2: I get it. I try to help them. I am
Speaker 2: a woman of the people. I do. I try to
Speaker 2: even grab them shoes when there's a line.
Speaker 1: I know, and I'm stacking pins for them, even though
Speaker 1: there's so many germs.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to help. I really am.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I hadn't flown in a couple of weeks and I
Speaker 2: had to go to New York.
Speaker 1: This was two weeks ago. I left my temper pedic pillow.
Speaker 1: I burned my legs. That's where I'm sex in the city.
Speaker 1: I left my temper repeedic pillow in my purse, and
Speaker 1: normally I ship it.
Speaker 2: I ship it, so I don't have.
Speaker 1: To deal with it. It's a very weird configuration. It's
Speaker 1: a cylinder kind of thing. For some reason, it goes
Speaker 1: off in the damn machine. My purse goes through and
Speaker 1: it goes off to this side, and the guy recognizes
Speaker 1: that from I hate that moment. I hate that moment
Speaker 1: when you know you're like, come on, come on, keep
Speaker 1: going and keep going, and then it goes to stop,
Speaker 1: slides over and listen. I hate it for me because
Speaker 1: I want a couple of seconds to maybe go grab something.
Speaker 1: And I hate it for them because it was a
Speaker 1: stupid move on my end. Great, that's a pillow, you know,
Speaker 1: I do know, I know this is part of the story.
Speaker 1: So the guy knows me from TSA because I'm always
Speaker 1: in that line, and he goes, what do you got there?
Speaker 2: What's that cylinder? And I go, you know a guy
Speaker 2: at TESA. Yeah, you know You've got a guy at TSA. Well,
Speaker 2: I just see him all the time. A lot of
Speaker 2: them always asked me what game I'm going to do?
Speaker 1: You know, they're interestingable you probably even more than I thought.
Speaker 2: You know, die it three and sixty.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help me. Ed Bastian, I love you. Okay, Delta,
Speaker 1: Well that the way you handled the emergency. So I go,
Speaker 1: oh crap, it's my stupid temper pedic pillow. I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's so crazy that those make the
Speaker 1: thing the act ualy go off because it's like they're
Speaker 1: sold here at the at the airport.
Speaker 2: And I was like, it always does that. This this
Speaker 2: TSA agent was standing right there.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know me, and she doesn't know I'm a
Speaker 1: pleaser of TSA and all flight attendants and pilots. And
Speaker 1: she looks at me and she goes, well, if you
Speaker 1: know it goes off, why don't you try to be
Speaker 1: a little bit more proactive and not put it in
Speaker 1: your purse. Oh, I don't like that, I called Jared.
Speaker 1: She doesn't understand I'm pro TSA, Like she doesn't get it.
Speaker 1: And I was Homeland Security. I love homeland celerity, I do.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love the blue shirt. I love
Speaker 1: the authority. I love that black leather belt. I love
Speaker 1: the way that your their voice must be so hoarse
Speaker 1: from saying the same ship, I choose to put your
Speaker 1: laptops in the single bit over and over a get
Speaker 1: liquids out for them.
Speaker 2: So the next week I had to go to New
Speaker 2: York Benefit Plan. I want that job.
Speaker 1: It's thankless to have to say that over going to
Speaker 1: deal with people and for them. I know, well, I
Speaker 1: don't feel I don't like that woman, and if you
Speaker 1: tell me what TSA area is, I'll go track her down.
Speaker 2: That's why I can't stop back.
Speaker 1: I saw her again the next week when I had
Speaker 1: to travel, and I wanted to tell her, you're so bad.
Speaker 1: You like flying out of a private airport that I
Speaker 1: don't know about every time.
Speaker 2: Jesus, how are you running into the same people.
Speaker 1: I don't see Steve twice in a week in the
Speaker 1: same house, and you're seeing the TSA lady.
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell.
Speaker 1: Her what she said really affected me because I do
Speaker 1: try to be proactive. Well, my battery's low on the Mac,
Speaker 1: so I guess it's time to code. I told mean
Speaker 1: your son, I just got a back. Your mac will
Speaker 1: go to sleep soon. Nosy Rosie reporting log. You're shipped
Speaker 1: for the eleven o'clock News starts soon, so I gotta
Speaker 1: let you go. I gotta charge my computer and we're out.
Speaker 1: I miss you, I love you, and I'm I'm going
Speaker 1: to get that elon Musk satellite, so I don't miss
Speaker 1: one of your calls, because I can't afford to have
Speaker 1: another emergency landing and not know about it and have
Speaker 1: to wait until Monday when we record this.
Speaker 2: I was so worried out that your face is so
Speaker 2: tight in mine?
Speaker 1: Is it? Can?
Speaker 2: I talked to the FBI. What's going on? God?
Speaker 1: Does anyone do add home botox calls? Because my lady
Speaker 1: is busy with Gaston in France without choosing knees. That's
Speaker 1: in France. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a
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