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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to this. I have Bill Gates
Speaker 1: stuff I want to get too in DJ stuff, and
Speaker 1: I have to get to more emails and things like that,
Speaker 1: but I do want to address something to Someone asked
Speaker 1: me about Vietnam. Why don't talk much about it? You
Speaker 1: can hear my preliminary thoughts. Go download the podcast I
Speaker 1: gave them to your last segment. But here are here
Speaker 1: are my thoughts on it. Chris asked me during the break.
Speaker 1: He said his fighting communism a good or bad thing. Well,
Speaker 1: it's obviously always a kind of And here's what I mean.
Speaker 1: If you're going to actually stop it, stop it from
Speaker 1: coming here, then is a good and noble thing. And
Speaker 1: I realized why Vietnam happened. I get it. I realized
Speaker 1: there was this scare, extreme scare, especially after Korea and
Speaker 1: especially with everything that was going on in the world,
Speaker 1: and frankly not an illegitimate scare that communism was spreading
Speaker 1: like wildfire and that it was going to destroy the
Speaker 1: world as we knew it, and so it ended up
Speaker 1: sucking us into Vietnam. My problem is this, and this
Speaker 1: is going to sound cold, because it is cold, but
Speaker 1: I consider this life to be cold. I am not
Speaker 1: a believer. This is going to make me sound like
Speaker 1: a mass murderer. Chris, Oh, well, it's fine. I'm not
Speaker 1: a believer in half conquest. I believe half conquest is
Speaker 1: one of the most evil things you can do. Now,
Speaker 1: I realize conquest is bad, but half conquest is worse.
Speaker 1: And here's what I mean. This is a great example.
Speaker 1: Let's set Vietnam aside for a moment. Let's talk about America.
Speaker 1: Let's focus on us. Let's talk about America. How are
Speaker 1: the Indian tribes doing today? They're a complete and utter disaster.
Speaker 1: If you go to the Indian reservations, and I've been
Speaker 1: around many, because they're all over Montana, they're all over Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: they're all over everywhere. Indian reservations are a disaster. The drugs,
Speaker 1: the crime, the substance abuse, the depression, the poverty, with
Speaker 1: almost without exception, Indian reservations are a disaster. Now, why
Speaker 1: do we have those? Because we were founded by Christians
Speaker 1: and because, no matter what your kids history teacher tells
Speaker 1: them today, there was always a huge debate and a
Speaker 1: huge amount of handwringing over what we should and shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing with the Indians who were here as we're
Speaker 1: conquering the country. Because that's what we did. We conquered
Speaker 1: the country, and we again to conquer it out west,
Speaker 1: and we're running into these Indian tribes and some people
Speaker 1: were all, right, let's just kill them all. And then
Speaker 1: some people were all, that's not very Christian, let's be
Speaker 1: very nice to them. And then and so at the
Speaker 1: end result of all that was instead of just conquering
Speaker 1: it and saying assimilate or leave or die, instead we
Speaker 1: said no, no, no, no, no, no no no, here's
Speaker 1: a big chunk of land. You just keep doing what
Speaker 1: you were doing. And I say that, as everyone knows
Speaker 1: by now, I'm a huge fan of the Indian tribes
Speaker 1: that just always loved reading about them and whatnot. But
Speaker 1: we said, okay, you can have your own thing, all right,
Speaker 1: Well the proof is in the pudding. How that work out?
Speaker 1: Did it? Work out good for US as America. No,
Speaker 1: it's been a disaster. Did it work out good for
Speaker 1: the Indians? No, it's been a disaster because half conquest
Speaker 1: doesn't work. Half conquest doesn't work either. Don't conquer it
Speaker 1: or conquer it all the way. Same thing when it
Speaker 1: goes to terrible conflicts like Vietnam. When it comes to Vietnam,
Speaker 1: we never just it's very similar to Afghanistan, actually, although
Speaker 1: Vietnam was so much worse. When it comes to law
Speaker 1: of loss of life, we didn't give our guys a
Speaker 1: chance because they had no realistic mission at all. Just
Speaker 1: kill a bunch of them. That doesn't It doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: If you want to go to war in Vietnam and
Speaker 1: you believe it's justified in your own mind, well then
Speaker 1: start bombing North Vietnamese cities to rubble, start marching in
Speaker 1: and occupying the place. Don't try to half conquer it.
Speaker 1: Don't try to just fight off the North. March your
Speaker 1: armies onto the shores and wipe out any hu human
Speaker 1: being who stands against you until the entire country isn't
Speaker 1: South Vietnam, it's just Vietnam going your way. Set up
Speaker 1: a nice little protectorate. There a nice trading post that
Speaker 1: will work directly with you. Obviously they'll be beholden to you.
Speaker 1: Basically an American colony and then sail on back home.
Speaker 1: That's conquest. But instead we did what we've done so
Speaker 1: much in this country, and we try to I want
Speaker 1: to go conquer it the right way. Actually, in fact,
Speaker 1: it's the GOP motto. I want to do it the
Speaker 1: right way. That's why we lose all the time. There's
Speaker 1: no right way. Go win, go win. You know who
Speaker 1: decides what the right way is. You know who's deciding
Speaker 1: right now what the right thing to do is in Vietnam,
Speaker 1: the country that used to be North Vietnam. Instead it's
Speaker 1: just Vietnam. You know why they're deciding the right way
Speaker 1: because they won. We didn't give our guys a chance,
Speaker 1: because we fight wars in this country to be nice.
Speaker 1: We want to be the hero. I wanted to look nice.
Speaker 1: I want everyone to be captain in America. No cussing,
Speaker 1: perfect teeth, don't hurt anybody innocent when that's not how
Speaker 1: wars are fall. Who was the most successful army in history?
Speaker 1: This is arguable, but you would probably say the Mongols
Speaker 1: if you wouldn't say. The Mongols they're on your top five,
Speaker 1: and people talk about them mass murderers and things like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. They would take over a city of half
Speaker 1: a million and kill every man, woman and child, and
Speaker 1: that's obviously terrible and cats. Yes, that's right, they would.
Speaker 1: They would, They would kill all the pets. Is it
Speaker 1: terrible and awful? Yes? Do you want to be a
Speaker 1: country that builds mountains of skulls? No, you don't. But
Speaker 1: guess what. Mongols established a very very peaceful, vast kingdom
Speaker 1: very very quickly because everyone understood there would be no
Speaker 1: half conquest. Everyone was given the same ultimatum. You come
Speaker 1: out here now, you kneel before the khan. You are
Speaker 1: now working for me. You can keep your religion, keep
Speaker 1: your culture. I don't give a crap. You pay taxes
Speaker 1: and send troops whenever I ask. So you can do
Speaker 1: that now, or I will kill everyone. And guess how
Speaker 1: many times you have to kill everyone in that situation.
Speaker 1: Not that many, and eventually everyone gets the message. I
Speaker 1: know that makes me sound like a barbarian, but when
Speaker 1: you take the emotion out of it, it's true. We
Speaker 1: didn't give our guys who went over there any kind
Speaker 1: of a chance to win. And plus South Vietnam sucked,
Speaker 1: we don't. We should stop pretending like South Vietnam with
Speaker 1: some kind of bastion of freedom. Self Vietnam sucked, horrible
Speaker 1: corrupt government. So a lot of the people in South
Speaker 1: Vietnam understandably didn't want that anymore, so they went with
Speaker 1: the dag on commies. All right, let's forget about that.
Speaker 1: Speaking of communists, let's talk about America's THEJ Now, this
Speaker 1: is the problem we have. I'm not going to stay
Speaker 1: long on this, but DOJ refusing to turn over four
Speaker 1: hundred documents that may show payoffs to Hunter and Jim
Speaker 1: Biden from Russia, China, and Ukraine. Now, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to dwell on this for a couple of reasons. One
Speaker 1: doesn't need much expanding on. But two, you see that,
Speaker 1: you see how Joe Biden's DOJ they recognize they work
Speaker 1: entirely for Joe Biden. They don't care how partisans something looks.
Speaker 1: They'll send the FBI after school board parents, they'll tell
Speaker 1: They'll tell Republicans, no, sorry, you don't get the Hunter
Speaker 1: Biden docks. We lost them. They fell in the paper
Speaker 1: shredder without hesitation, they will do it. Do you remember
Speaker 1: Trump's two ags, Jeff I have to accuse myself, Sessions
Speaker 1: and Bill Well. We're not gonna do a tip for
Speaker 1: tat Barr. This goes back to what I've been saying
Speaker 1: again about this huge disaster speaker for the House that
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be focusing on today. Why why am
Speaker 1: I not talking about it? Why am I supposed to care?
Speaker 1: Why am I supposed to care? Right now? I've seen
Speaker 1: nothing that indicates we have of DCGOP that has any
Speaker 1: teeth at all. I've seen nothing, nothing at all. You
Speaker 1: show me you have teeth before you ask me to
Speaker 1: care about whether we have it, whether they have it.
Speaker 1: It's Kevin McCarthy, it's Jim Jordan, it's a team Jeffreys, Jesse.
Speaker 1: You should be talking about that the whole show. I
Speaker 1: don't care. Their side place to win. Every single time.
Speaker 1: They don't care how something looks. They don't care. Well,
Speaker 1: I should recuse myself. This looks bad, this looks political.
Speaker 1: Those thoughts never enter their mind. Oh well it's not popular.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't do that. We might lose suburban women. Those
Speaker 1: loser thoughts never enter the mind of the communist. He's
Speaker 1: only interested in power and winning our side. Pathetic at
Speaker 1: all times. Pathetic. And that's why I don't care. It's
Speaker 1: why I talk more about local now. That's why I
Speaker 1: try to get us to focus more about local now.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna get to some more emails, mainly
Speaker 1: because I want to try to avoid the the number
Speaker 1: umber of American miners seeking sex changes. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get to that next. And it's the it's really not good.
Speaker 1: It's really really not good, I will say. Men, speaking
Speaker 1: to you in particular, we have got to step up
Speaker 1: and be a lot louder and bolder as our culture
Speaker 1: rots from underneath us. We can't just rely on women
Speaker 1: angry women showing up at school board meetings. Don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong, I'm glad you're going. Mom, Please keep going,
Speaker 1: Dad's We have got to be a lot bolder when
Speaker 1: it comes to this. It is a man's job to
Speaker 1: protect society. It is no, I don't care about your dad.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say that. I say whatever I want. It
Speaker 1: is a man's job to protect society. Fellas our kids
Speaker 1: are under assault in this country, we have got to
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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. It's
Speaker 1: already Tuesday. Man, it feels like yesterday was only Monday.
Speaker 1: What Chris, It's such a bartipooper some times when we're
Speaker 1: out here. Hey, pink Flower, I was reading the book,
Speaker 1: and the author talked about an American soldier cemetery in
Speaker 1: France that had the statue of Liberty holding a dead
Speaker 1: soldier looking down at him. I can't find the picture
Speaker 1: of the statue anywhere online. Do you know about this, Chris?
Speaker 1: Look this up? I don't know about this. Also, I
Speaker 1: live in Utah and it's all full here. So tell
Speaker 1: people to find another red state to move to. Best
Speaker 1: wishes for you and thanks through what you do. From Cody.
Speaker 1: No move to Utah. Believe me, listen Utah. I love you.
Speaker 1: I told people last night to move to Utah. So
Speaker 1: Utah such a wonderful state. And I get some of
Speaker 1: these and obviously it's all good nature. Do you put
Speaker 1: a big smiley face after it? If you're in Utah
Speaker 1: right now listening to the sound of my voice, or
Speaker 1: Texas or Florida or Arkansas or Idaho or anywhere, do
Speaker 1: you think you want more Jesse Kelly show listeners in
Speaker 1: your state? I would argue those are the exact kind
Speaker 1: of people you want to move to your state. Are
Speaker 1: they not got this one? Jesse? Is it wrong? If
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten the COVID shot. You can read this
Speaker 1: on the air. I listened to you every night, and
Speaker 1: I'm only thirteen. Brother, listen to me. You're thirteen years
Speaker 1: old and you've withstood the largest propaganda campaign in history.
Speaker 1: You keep that crap out of your body, forget Is
Speaker 1: it wrong? Brother? You are right and you were bold,
Speaker 1: and you should pick your chin up and be proud
Speaker 1: of yourself. Be proud of yourself. All right, Nah, I
Speaker 1: got that good stuff out of the way, So I
Speaker 1: have to bring this up really quickly. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to spend too long on this. We talk about culture
Speaker 1: a lot for a reason. Culture is hugely important. We
Speaker 1: brought up Sparta earlier on the show and how everything
Speaker 1: was focused on military stuff. Culture is not complicated. Culture
Speaker 1: is simply what your society incentivizes, in what your society disincentivizes.
Speaker 1: If you're a child in America today and you are
Speaker 1: an amazing poet, you're an incredible poet, you would probably
Speaker 1: find a great outlet for that, people who support you,
Speaker 1: a good support system, because our culture would allow and
Speaker 1: support something like that. If you were a Viking, well,
Speaker 1: actually Vikings had some good poems. Well, you get the idea.
Speaker 1: You may not find quite a support system and your
Speaker 1: gift of poetry would probably die and never be heard
Speaker 1: of before, because they're more interested in you splitting somebody's
Speaker 1: skull open with an axe. Culture matters a lot. Culture
Speaker 1: will determine the direction. So many children choose to go.
Speaker 1: The headline from the Post Millennial is the number of
Speaker 1: American miners seeking sex changes has doubled since twenty seventeen. Now,
Speaker 1: it's not complicated why this is happening, Because you can't
Speaker 1: actually change your gender. That's a lie. That's a lie
Speaker 1: that's pushed in every part of this culture. You're born
Speaker 1: a man, You're gonna stay one forever. You're born a woman,
Speaker 1: You're gonna stay one forever. I don't care how many
Speaker 1: parts of your body you chop off or add on.
Speaker 1: You can play mister potato head with yourself all day long.
Speaker 1: You are exactly how God made you, and that ain't
Speaker 1: going to change. But it is happening so often now
Speaker 1: with our children in this country, because here in the
Speaker 1: US of gay that is now the new culture, that
Speaker 1: is the new national religion. And they see it everywhere
Speaker 1: they turn, every single place you turn. You see this
Speaker 1: stuff now. It is celebrated, It is rubbed in your
Speaker 1: face everywhere, and as a result, young people who are
Speaker 1: a pliable. You are a pliable when your mind is
Speaker 1: still churning and churning and then you're figuring out who
Speaker 1: you are. Young people are extra look. Adults are too,
Speaker 1: but young people are extra susceptible to what goes into
Speaker 1: their eyes and what goes into their ears. It's why
Speaker 1: I talk so much about putting your money where your
Speaker 1: morals are and avoiding Disney World and avoiding watching this,
Speaker 1: and avoiding watching that or listening to this. Even though
Speaker 1: I'm far away from perfect, it's really important that we
Speaker 1: do that because well, if we don't, the results may
Speaker 1: be disastrous for our own families, for our loved ones.
Speaker 1: All right, we're done with that. We're done with that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play you something I played a little earlier.
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Speaker 1: the director of the International Monetary Fund. My message is
Speaker 1: the following twenty twenty three is going to be a
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Speaker 1: hearing some ugly things. I've been telling you, some ugly
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Speaker 1: This is what you absolutely do not need. You don't
Speaker 1: need a fifty thousand dollars legal bill. Now, maybe you're
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Speaker 1: they're hacking them. Now. It's called home title theft. You
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Speaker 1: start getting late notices in the mail. The guy already
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Speaker 1: I'll just call the bank and tell them it wasn't me. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You're going to court Jack and it's
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Speaker 1: on the door. All Right, Bill Gates sucks, as you know,
Speaker 1: we need to talk about him. Mitch McConnell sucks too.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about him and emails. You see, it's
Speaker 1: not all bad news. Chris. We're gonna focus on me,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna focus on you. So basically it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a great show. Hang on, Jesse, Kelly Shell, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize my friend Darren Brady interviewed the Big Man,
Speaker 1: interviewed Trump himself and see all that way. But if
Speaker 1: you look at what I did, I gave the governors
Speaker 1: the choice. I mean, we had some governors that didn't
Speaker 1: close this stage. If you look at Tennessee and South
Speaker 1: Carolina and a couple of others, they didn't close at all.
Speaker 1: I gave the governors the choice to do what they
Speaker 1: had to do. And because I was open to it
Speaker 1: either way, I could. You know, again, nobody knew. Nobody
Speaker 1: really knew. You know, this was a new phenomena. When
Speaker 1: you heard a pandemic, I thought that was one hundred
Speaker 1: or two hundred or five hundred year old kind of
Speaker 1: a thing that couldn't even happen. Who would think a
Speaker 1: thing like this could happen? And so Cauchi didn't play
Speaker 1: the role that he played in the Biden administration with
Speaker 1: all of the shutdowns, lockdowns and all of the things
Speaker 1: that he was doing. He was going rampant. But with me,
Speaker 1: the ones that I gave the authority to the Republican
Speaker 1: with the governors democratic governors. Now the Democrat governors shut
Speaker 1: them down, and the Republican governors largely kept them open
Speaker 1: or had had limited more limited, or they opened up sooner. Okay,
Speaker 1: dear renaissance man, I'm going to pretend I'm calling in
Speaker 1: the show. So I will get right to the point.
Speaker 1: Two years ago this week I heard the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show for the first time on w RKO in Boston. Listen,
Speaker 1: thank you. His name is Bob. He said, that's worth celebrating.
Speaker 1: That's freaking cool. That is good. Can you believe we've
Speaker 1: been on the air four years now, Chris? Four years?
Speaker 1: Four years ago, I walked into KPRC in Houston, nine
Speaker 1: fifty karcy in Houston to do a seven to eight
Speaker 1: o'clock at night show, a one hour show. I'd never
Speaker 1: done a radio show ever. Sat down. I was supposed
Speaker 1: to have a different boardop. Chris was just a boardop
Speaker 1: back then. He worked on virtually every show, just pressing
Speaker 1: buttons for every show. And I was supposed to have
Speaker 1: a different one. Yeah, a liberal. It was a liberal chick.
Speaker 1: I remember, it was a liberal chick. In fact, I
Speaker 1: got warned by one of my buddies before I went in.
Speaker 1: They said, oh, she's gonna hate you. And instead I
Speaker 1: forget whether she called in sick or what it was.
Speaker 1: Chris that night, four years ago, a little over four
Speaker 1: years ago, sat down and gosh, look at us today, Chris. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm a huge, important celebrity. With it. What Chris with
Speaker 1: a world famous burger recipe. I've got a world famous
Speaker 1: book that hasn't come out yet. It's gonna be what
Speaker 1: it's gonna be, really really great. Mitch McConnell makes sen
Speaker 1: at History Tuesday as the longest serving leader. Why that's
Speaker 1: really inspirational. Thank you, Mitch, Thank you for all your service.
Speaker 1: They look again, we either start getting involved more heavily
Speaker 1: involved in primaries, or we never changed this. You're mad
Speaker 1: about that. You'll look at Mitch McConnell's last Republican primary
Speaker 1: he ran in Kentucky. Look at the low number of
Speaker 1: Republicans who even bothered to show up, and the ones
Speaker 1: who did voted for Mitch McConnell overwhelmingly. We complain about
Speaker 1: these losers in the GOP over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over and over again, and we don't do the things,
Speaker 1: the little things necessary to try to fix it. Now,
Speaker 1: let's go to Bill Gates. You know I'm a big fan, right,
Speaker 1: big Bill Gates fan. So let's focus on some things
Speaker 1: Bill Gates has been involved in. He believes the world
Speaker 1: needs to lose just a few billion people. On that note,
Speaker 1: he believes we should stop eating beef, and he's been
Speaker 1: buying up farmland which he clearly is not going to
Speaker 1: use for the beef. He has tried to tell us
Speaker 1: that we should drink poop water. I'm not making that up.
Speaker 1: He's actually been on camera drinking poop water. He's been heavily,
Speaker 1: heavily involved, which is so weird because he was a
Speaker 1: computer guy. He's been super involved in pushing the COVID
Speaker 1: therapeutic out to the entire planet. Now it appears he
Speaker 1: has a new passion too, and it's animals. Well. The
Speaker 1: Gates Foundation is partnered with dip IT on a great
Speaker 1: number of things, and among those our work we do
Speaker 1: together on livestock helping animals survive either by having vaccines
Speaker 1: or vetter genetics helping them be more productive. It's making
Speaker 1: a big difference. You know, I've foun underneath you. I
Speaker 1: didn't know he was filming this on the set of
Speaker 1: the view. You've seen how chickens are out there lane
Speaker 1: more eggs, getting more nutrition and even some small savings
Speaker 1: into the household. So Edinburgh happens to be where a
Speaker 1: lot of the world's best work on this has done.
Speaker 1: And that's why dip IT in the Gates Foundation are
Speaker 1: funding scientists here. Man, I don't know, you know, I
Speaker 1: hate to be a cynic. You know, you know I
Speaker 1: would hate to be a cynic if it just kind
Speaker 1: of seems a little odd that the guy who stated
Speaker 1: on camera several times that we need to release our
Speaker 1: CEO two levels to zero, which is insane. By the way,
Speaker 1: that would itself would kill the planet. But so he
Speaker 1: said we were way too overpopulated. We need to lose
Speaker 1: all these people. He's trying to take care of our
Speaker 1: vaccinations and our animals for us and our farmland. Huh. Boy,
Speaker 1: if I was, if I was a paranoid type, I
Speaker 1: would think maybe maybe he doesn't have our best interest
Speaker 1: at heart. That is that online, Chris. I certainly don't
Speaker 1: want to speak out of turn, but I would guess
Speaker 1: that he doesn't have our best interest at heart. Ah.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just being nuts. Maybe I'm just being one
Speaker 1: of those looney tunes guys, tinfoil on my head. Whatever,
Speaker 1: let's go back to the emails. Maybe you can email
Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I was
Speaker 1: talking about honk lass Night, which we ate in the Bahamas, Chris,
Speaker 1: Jesse so fish aren't good because you have said they're terrible.
Speaker 1: We only eat it because of the spices that are
Speaker 1: placed on That's what I said. Sounds like how you
Speaker 1: describe that. It's only the reason conk tastes good because
Speaker 1: of the spices. Let the pig eat, you could say,
Speaker 1: my name, his name is Rick. Okay, Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: we'll let the barias. Second, don't you dare compare conk
Speaker 1: to fish? That is not I can eat conk straight
Speaker 1: out of the ocean, although I wouldn't, And you actually
Speaker 1: did make a good point. Dear designer dog Jesse. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what, that's not very nice. It's
Speaker 1: not a designer dog. Dear designer dog Jesse. Every time
Speaker 1: you remind us that Fred is a golden doodle, my
Speaker 1: picture you driving an Audi suv, wearing ug boots and
Speaker 1: sipping a Chai latte. Have you no shame? Sir? Okay,
Speaker 1: I have explained this before. I'm going to explain again
Speaker 1: why I have a golden doodle, all right, because I
Speaker 1: grew up with normal dogs. We had airdales when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, and then from there we moved onto labs.
Speaker 1: We had black labs in yellow labs. Really my whole life.
Speaker 1: My oldest son has a pet allergy. Okay, he has
Speaker 1: a pet allergy. He's allergic to pet hair. But he's
Speaker 1: a boy. Boys love dogs. They love dogs. He wanted
Speaker 1: a dog. They wanted a dog bad. They finally talked
Speaker 1: me into getting a dog. So I had to go looking.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I had to go looking for a dog
Speaker 1: that wouldn't mess him up. A golden doodle was all
Speaker 1: I could find. Sorry, I had something in my throat there.
Speaker 1: Golden dude was all I could find. It was all
Speaker 1: I could find that worked for him. So I didn't
Speaker 1: go out looking for a designer dog, all right. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna go. Look, I was gonna go down
Speaker 1: to the pound. I was gonna pick him, mutt. I
Speaker 1: don't have high standards for my dog at all. But
Speaker 1: I had to get something that wouldn't make the kid's
Speaker 1: skin skin act up. And I couldn't take any chances
Speaker 1: on that, because what if I brought him on a
Speaker 1: new puppy that said, uh, sorry, you got an analogy?
Speaker 1: What Chris? Yeah, they had the lizard. Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 1: And now I'm embarrassed to say that big idiot just
Speaker 1: owns the whole family. Now, if not me, of course
Speaker 1: I would never But the rest of the family, he
Speaker 1: owns them. He slept the oldest son who has a pedalogy,
Speaker 1: He slept with him last night. That's this look, that's
Speaker 1: who we are, all right. A couple more emails than
Speaker 1: headlines I didn't get to. Next, Oh God on him
Speaker 1: on the side on me, Yes, he called it is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment already of the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. And I realized that we do have a
Speaker 1: bunch of sound bites that I didn't get to at all.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna turn through a couple of sound bites
Speaker 1: to night. First, I want to make sure I pay
Speaker 1: homage to Dome out there. Please raise your right hand
Speaker 1: and repeat after well not don't repeat after me, but
Speaker 1: but do take this serious. I love how unqualified she is. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here's an NC State announcer. They got fired for saying this,
Speaker 1: and I'm bust. All the illegal aliens stout of El Passo.
Speaker 1: It's UCLA fourteen and Pittsburgh six. By the way, you
Speaker 1: can't say basic truths in this country. There are tons
Speaker 1: of illegal aliens and el So now the guy got fired.
Speaker 1: That's what that's what you mean. That's what I mean
Speaker 1: by culture. We are now the counterculture. They own the
Speaker 1: entire culture they do. Did you hear Senator Mark Kelly
Speaker 1: of Arizona got called Mark Lewis us Miss Gabby Diffords
Speaker 1: alongside her husband here, Senator Mark Lewis, that's embarrassing. Also,
Speaker 1: keep your kids out of government schools unless you want
Speaker 1: this person educating. Not allowing a child to use puberty blockers,
Speaker 1: it's simply just transphobic. It just is what it is.
Speaker 1: There's no real reason not to. Puberty blockers just allows
Speaker 1: a child to kind of freeze, allows their look to freeze,
Speaker 1: to stay in place. It gives them more time, essentially
Speaker 1: to decide whether they want to go further with any
Speaker 1: medical transition. By not letting a child go on puberty blockers,
Speaker 1: somebody who is trans and will transition, by not letting
Speaker 1: them go on puberty blockers, you're essentially just making it
Speaker 1: harder for them to transition. Yeah, be careful who's educating
Speaker 1: your kids out there, And to say that, and be
Speaker 1: careful where you send your cell phone money every month
Speaker 1: to As long as we're on the subject of putting
Speaker 1: your money where your morals are, which I brought up earlier.
Speaker 1: Did you know that atnt owns CNN? Did you know
Speaker 1: that are you funding CNN every single month? Do you
Speaker 1: know that at T Mobile their CEO actually advised the
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Speaker 1: all right? And now here's a headline you know, you
Speaker 1: know the thing headlines We didn't get to you. Five
Speaker 1: Biden Administration investigations, House Republicans plant plot to launch in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Why can't I get Why can't I
Speaker 1: say this headline? Chris, I feel like should I say
Speaker 1: that I want to launch? Is what I was trying
Speaker 1: to say. I think I messed up every word in
Speaker 1: the headline. I went to community college. Anyway, they plan
Speaker 1: a lot, They're gonna do a lot of investigations. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna pooh poo it. It's good they're doing investigations.
Speaker 1: The question always comes, what's after the investigation. If the
Speaker 1: investigation is just a bunch of soundbites for House people
Speaker 1: and senators to send out fundraising emails. Look how hard
Speaker 1: I was on Christopher Ray, then why should I care?
Speaker 1: Unless the investigations have teeth, have real teeth behind them,
Speaker 1: they mean nothing. We've watched Republicans time and time and
Speaker 1: time again investigate and do absolutely nothing whatsoever. In fact,
Speaker 1: Matt Gates actually summed it up pretty well here. But
Speaker 1: we were threatened by my committee chairman to be on
Speaker 1: the Armed Services Committee, mister Rogers, that if we did
Speaker 1: not vote for mister McCarthy, we would be removed from committees.
Speaker 1: Our position is that if Kevin McCarthy is the Speaker
Speaker 1: of the House and we don't have an ability to
Speaker 1: ensure that there is an oomph behind the agenda and
Speaker 1: energy behind our oversight, that the committee assignments don't mean
Speaker 1: that much anyway. I'm not here to participate in some
Speaker 1: puppet show where we pass a bunch of messaging bills,
Speaker 1: send him to the Senate, watch him die, fail to
Speaker 1: use leverage, and don't hold the Bide administration accountable. I
Speaker 1: don't want to relive the Benghazi experience where it's just
Speaker 1: theater pretending to be oversight. Right. We can do better
Speaker 1: than that, and that's our purpose today. Not a bad
Speaker 1: point elon Musk teases Fauci files will be released this
Speaker 1: week on Twitter. Fauci is a very bad human being.
Speaker 1: And he's not only a bad human being, he's a
Speaker 1: bad human being that got very comfortable having the entire
Speaker 1: system in his pocket. So we never got exposed. But
Speaker 1: Fauci is going to be exposed, and it's going to
Speaker 1: make this guy look worse and worse and worse. And
Speaker 1: I still, for the life of me, will never understand
Speaker 1: why the country was simply turned over to this man
Speaker 1: fifteen days to slow the spread. What geez? New York
Speaker 1: lawmakers now nation's highest paid after a thirty percent pay raise.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna save that for tomorrow, as
Speaker 1: I have many many thoughts on that. Sam Bankman freed,
Speaker 1: pleads not guilty to fraud and other charges tied to
Speaker 1: ftx's collapse. Chris, do you know where they arrested Sam
Speaker 1: Bankman freed the Bahamas. That's Rogers went on vacation. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: I was just I wasn't sure if you had made
Speaker 1: the connection so far, I would what. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to bring that up. Conservatives must embrace the progressive strategy
Speaker 1: of losing to win. This is my buddy Dave Marcus.
Speaker 1: He wrote this article. It's actually a fascinating concept to
Speaker 1: where if we lose, we lose enough seats here and
Speaker 1: lose enough seats there, in the end we will actually
Speaker 1: have a better, stronger Republican party that actually stands for
Speaker 1: something the same way Democrats have now. He lays it
Speaker 1: out in the article how Obama got elected. They promptly
Speaker 1: lost all these seats and stayed out houses in the
Speaker 1: House and Senate, and this many years later, the Democratic
Speaker 1: Party is full blown communists. Just like that. They shedded
Speaker 1: all the Wheenies and they left all the communists there
Speaker 1: that's what we need to do. We need to get
Speaker 1: rid of all the wheenies. It's like a feminist rally
Speaker 1: fifteen week abortion band goes into effect in Arizona. That's
Speaker 1: why you moved to a red state. Let's hope Arizona
Speaker 1: can hang onto it with. I mean, it's going on there.
Speaker 1: PolitiFact and they're so called COVID fact checker dragged in
Speaker 1: a brutal thread. Just remember they checked out a fact checker.
Speaker 1: Because there's all these fact fact checkers out there, there
Speaker 1: are all those people saying we debunked that. That's been debunked. Chris,
Speaker 1: Remind me, I'm gonna start using that term when I
Speaker 1: haven't debunked anything. As soon as I hear something I
Speaker 1: don't like, I'm gonna be like that that's been debunked. Anyway. Remember,
Speaker 1: none of these people are actually trained in anything but
Speaker 1: communist activism. They're they're not specializing in something. Oh know,
Speaker 1: an expert debunked. If that doesn't happen, you know who
Speaker 1: is an expert in things? Me? I'm an expert in
Speaker 1: doing radio, I'm not. I'm actually totally amateur, but I
Speaker 1: am an expert in reading your emails. You can email
Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com, your loved, your h
Speaker 1: your death threats, you're asked doctor Jesse Freshton Freshton's questions
Speaker 1: for Friday, which is coming. That's all,