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Speaker 1: The rare inappropriate, rare in appropriate mention of collegiate football,

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Speaker 1: Alabama head football coach Nick Saban recently complaining Saban unhappy,

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Speaker 1: Here is Nick Saban, and he used the baseball analogy.

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Speaker 1: And here's the Mallor riddle of the day, Bill Belichick,

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Speaker 1: riddle of the day? Not to be confused, Not to

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Speaker 1: be confused with the instant trivia or the who am I?

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Speaker 3: Game?

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Speaker 1: This is the riddle of the day. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think he spent that much money on the Tussy

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Speaker 3: and Strippers.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Unfortunately it is incorrect. Belichick, he'd also did

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Speaker 1: not spend it, and he said he spent an andy

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Speaker 1: in Linel, Minnesota. Said he's spending on coloring books and

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Speaker 1: crayons for his girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: Apparently in the North Carolina football program last year spent

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Speaker 1: close to fifty thousand dollars on balloons.

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Speaker 3: Balloon.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. Forty eight seven hundred and thirty three

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Speaker 1: dollars on balloons like that. That sounds sounds like someone

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Speaker 1: is taking North Carolina to the clan. That must be

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Speaker 1: a relative of somebody who's like a booster who's donating

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Speaker 1: money back to North Carolina or something like that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how that like. I know those fancy balloon

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Speaker 1: arches are expensive, but are they really that expensive? And

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Speaker 1: do you really need them? Can't you just go down

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Speaker 1: to the local Walmart and buy a bunch of balloons

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Speaker 1: and buy a machine to put the air in the

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Speaker 1: you know, the helium in the in the thing and

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Speaker 1: make it work. Come on, man, love anyway, it's the

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Speaker 1: ban Mallor Show and we have a man cashing a

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Speaker 1: golden ticket right now. We salo to following the Jays.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was giving. It's Tammy and Montana. She's

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Speaker 1: using the golden ticket. Hello, hollering James.

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Speaker 4: Tammy didn't use the ticket, so I might as well

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Speaker 4: think you use some of it at Rayna.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, Oh selfie, you're getting selfish here, James.

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Speaker 1: G's up with that?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 4: I know she told me to go ahead. Hey Ben,

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Speaker 4: is Sam that really a good quarterback? We lose a

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Speaker 4: good quarterback for the Minnesota like you?

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Speaker 1: No, next question, So jaj McCartney's the man. No next question?

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Speaker 4: Next question? I'm figuring at my question.

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Speaker 1: James, James, have you ever James, have you ever heard

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Speaker 1: of an open James, have you heard of an open

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Speaker 1: ending question? You're asking me yes, no questions. You're not

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Speaker 1: asking to open any questions. You've got to ask open

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Speaker 1: end questions otherwise I'm just gonna go yes.

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Speaker 4: No, Okay. The question is, hey, Ben, you like my call?

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Speaker 1: No, next question? Question you asked another, you asked another Yes, no,

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Speaker 1: of course I like your calls. James, you're a character

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Speaker 1: on the show. I love when you're sleeping and you're snoring.

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Speaker 1: It's so good. And you had the greatest moment in

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Speaker 1: the history of game shows. I've been doing this a

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Speaker 1: long time, James. No one has ever been able to

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Speaker 1: match the magic. And we had some great ones. We

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Speaker 1: had Troy the gambling Man and uh, who was he

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Speaker 1: going against? Oh, gay Brad from Nashville. I think it

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Speaker 1: was gay. By twenty years ago, you were allowed to

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Speaker 1: call yourself that he was gay guy. But they when

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Speaker 1: they added seats to the Green Monster. We asked a

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Speaker 1: question on Jeopardy and he said, what what did they

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Speaker 1: add to the Green Monster? And he said, at Dracuzzie,

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Speaker 1: that was such a stupid answer. It was so I

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Speaker 1: still remember it twenty years later. I still remember that answer.

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Speaker 4: What a mud bath?

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Speaker 1: A mud bath? Onen's the last time you had a

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Speaker 1: mud bath? James? When yeah, all right, I go.

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Speaker 7: I'll be honest with you.

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Speaker 4: On a real note.

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Speaker 1: I just to pay for sex, well, James, As an

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Speaker 1: old man told me when I was a young man,

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Speaker 1: an old man pulled me aside and said, men, you

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Speaker 1: will end up paying for it one way or another.

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Speaker 1: I said, okay, uh so, James, whether you pay for

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Speaker 1: it upfront or after the fact, you're paying for it

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Speaker 1: one way or other.

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Speaker 4: Right, you don't get pregnant.

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Speaker 1: I saw you, James. I think you might be pregnant.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you expecting a child? James? I know? All right?

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Speaker 1: Can I move on? James? I feel like I need

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Speaker 1: to move on. Is that okay with you? Can I

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Speaker 1: move on? I've moved you? All right? That's great. That

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Speaker 1: reminds me of what's the guy's name from West Virginia.

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Speaker 1: You guy used to call the radio Rich? Yeah, Radio Rich,

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Speaker 1: who announced he'd called the show for years and I

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Speaker 1: don't think he's around anymore. And one of his final calls,

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Speaker 1: he talked about hooking up with hookers. He just like

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Speaker 1: went into like great detail and it was it was

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Speaker 1: very interesting. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it was a

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Speaker 1: famous call Radio Rich that guy. Jeez, oh man, they

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Speaker 1: all it's like moth to a flame. They find our show.

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Speaker 1: Alameda Lou is in the Bay Area. What's going on,

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Speaker 1: Alamia Lou welcome.

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Speaker 8: Hey, obviously you want to talk a little bit about

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Speaker 8: the Seahawks and Rams game that just happened. The contact

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Speaker 8: is I'm a little upset with you for not even

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Speaker 8: thinking to mention Kyle Shanahan and your Coach of the

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Speaker 8: Year monologue last night.

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Speaker 1: No, he's not gonna sniff coach of the year, So

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Speaker 1: why would I mention him?

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Speaker 8: Why wouldn't he sniff coach of the year if his

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Speaker 8: team gets the one seed, which is now possible after tonight.

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Speaker 1: Mike Rabel is going to be the coach of the year.

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Speaker 1: It's because that's just the way it is. So why

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Speaker 1: because the Patriots have been horrible for years and now

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Speaker 1: they're good.

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Speaker 8: The Patriots have been horrible for years and now they're good.

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Speaker 8: But Kyle Shanahan and the forty nine ers injury.

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Speaker 1: I can see, Sean, you go down the list here.

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Speaker 1: I mentioned Liam Cohen and Jackson. All right, Mike Rabel,

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Speaker 1: Liam Cohne, Sean Tayton on that. Yes, Jacksonville currently doing well.

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Speaker 1: Ben Johnson in Chicago's another one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you for saying that. I can't believe he

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Speaker 8: would say Liam Cohne before Ben Johnson.

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Speaker 1: Jacksonville is in a better situation than the the Bears,

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Speaker 1: if you will, considering how they played recently, Liam Cohen

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Speaker 1: will win it before Kyle Shanahan. You you have a

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Speaker 1: better chance, Alami Lou of winning Okay.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, Ben?

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Speaker 1: What why are you? Why are you offended? I'm complimenting you.

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Speaker 1: You have a better tend me constantly.

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Speaker 8: But I think a lot of you, and for you

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Speaker 8: to not even be willing to see way acknowledge the

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Speaker 8: fact that maybe a depleted roster.

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Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I'm glad that you called in

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Speaker 1: before the Niners lose to forty four year old grandfather

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Speaker 1: Philip Rivers on Monday night. So I'm happy that you

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Speaker 1: got this call in. I'll remember this. I will be

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Speaker 1: thinking of you when the Colts win that game on

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Speaker 1: Monday night. I will think of this phone call, and

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Speaker 1: I will have a Cheshire Cat smile on my face.

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Speaker 1: Alami Lou from one ear to the other. I will

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Speaker 1: smile and I will think of that conversation I had

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Speaker 1: with Alami de Lou last week, and it'll be so great.

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Speaker 1: I'll smile.

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Speaker 8: Apology still, Lorena for my performance last night. I'm sorry

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Speaker 8: that was on me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna blame the bar that you work at. You

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Speaker 1: were overserved. Yeah, all right, thank you? The great alame

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Speaker 1: to Lou where he goes. Only he knows what what happened.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that what was that I was

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Speaker 1: at work last night? I don't know what you guys

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Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, I'm confused. Well we'll leave that one alone.

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Speaker 1: Let's say what do we have here? One more, Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Scott, who's in Ta Cob. What's going on? Scott? Welcome.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I just want to know your opinion on the

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Speaker 7: MC west and before you answer that, I have no

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Speaker 7: dog in that fight, So give me your honest answer.

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Speaker 1: Well, Rams will go farther in the playoffs in Seattle

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Speaker 1: or the forty nine ers. It doesn't really matter as

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Speaker 1: far as the Rams don't have a home field advantage.

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Speaker 1: So it's nice to not have to travel, but it

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Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. It's more about how far you go

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Speaker 1: in the playoffs and the Rams end up the six

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Speaker 1: or the seventh seed, that's fine, figure it out.

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Speaker 7: I will give you that there are two seasons in

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Speaker 7: the FL. There there's a regular season and then there's

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Speaker 7: the postseason.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, we agree, look at that. It's

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Speaker 1: bad bad talk radio if we agree, though.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So what's your opinion on the AFC West?

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Speaker 1: Uh, the a f C. I'm not sold On's gonna

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Speaker 1: hate me, But I'm not sold on bow Knicks and

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Speaker 1: the playoffs and all that Broncos defense is legit. They're legit.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about bow Nicks, and I see the

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Speaker 1: Chargers play a lot, and I'm not as smitten with

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Speaker 1: Justin Herbert as Chris collins Worth. These guys that a

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Speaker 1: their knee pads on for him. So the Chargers of

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Speaker 1: the Broncos are pretty simple. I think the Chargers defense

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Speaker 1: is pretty good.

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Speaker 7: Charges would you take Herbert over a de defense?

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Speaker 1: It's the game in Denver's in La. I'll tell I'll

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Speaker 1: take I'll take the Broncos defense over Herbert because I

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Speaker 1: saw I've seen him play in a couple of playoff

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Speaker 1: games and he's been a choking dog against Jacksonville years

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Speaker 1: ago and against the Texans last year.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't argue

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Speaker 7: with him about that.

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Speaker 1: All right, we agree, Look at that, Look at me, Scott,

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Speaker 1: We pray. Unbelievable. All right, I gotta go. But thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's not you. It's the clock. We've got Big Bens

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Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week. As weed Man there do

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Speaker 1: we have the great weed man Hippi from Hollywood, Florida.

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Speaker 1: We do part there a laugh track is there? If

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Speaker 1: only we paid him, he makes some real money. It's

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Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes of the week. We'll get to

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Speaker 1: that and we will do it next.

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Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

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Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Bill Miller. You're locked in on the Ben

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Speaker 1: Malor Show. Happy holidays as we wind down twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: five and wind up lame jokes in a moment. This

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Speaker 1: Bennie Vspenny And the Saturday episode is already up for

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Speaker 1: the two games on Saturday, got the Bears and the

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Speaker 3: Knock knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week too. It's

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Speaker 3: Big Ben's lame joke of the week.

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Speaker 1: And it's lame jokes. We could not afford that extras.

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Speaker 1: Hello weed Man, hippie in Hollywood worked up a.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: What you get from Hannikah, Harry weed Man? Did you

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Speaker 1: get anything from Hanicah Harry? No, not yet, you're still waiting. Okay,

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Speaker 1: these are actual jokes. If you'd like to send jokes

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Speaker 1: in for a future episode of the show, you can

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Speaker 1: toddler's cup at the holiday party?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: Well, instead of being elf on the shelf, weed Man

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00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: wanted to be a hippie on a sippy. George and

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Speaker 1: Yuvaldi Texas sent that one in thank you, George. What

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00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 1: do weed Man and Santa Claus have in common?

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00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: What?

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00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: It turns out they both worked just one day a year.

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00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 1: That's it. That's Terry and Saint Paul. When's your day

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00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 1: to work? Weed Man? Do you know when you work?

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00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: I guess when you have to go pick up more weed?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, a lot. It's a lot of work there,

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Speaker 1: I understand, Yes, all right. Did they take eb t

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Speaker 1: at the weed shop? Weed Man?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: I wish they do. Make it a lot easier for you.

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00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: I understand they sell a lot more too. All right, Well,

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00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie he was seeing carrying an empty refrigerator

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Speaker 1: box around Hollywood, Florida. It turns out his family did

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Speaker 1: come to visit for the holidays and he needed a

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Speaker 1: place for them to stay. So it was a show.

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00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: Why did the rabbi kick weed Man Hippie out of

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00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: the temple?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: Well, I guess weed Man Hippie was trying to turn

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00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: a menora into a nine bowl pipe and it just

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00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: upset the rabbit. That's George and Yuvalde, Texas who sent

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00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: that one, And how does weed Man get around without

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00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: a car?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: Well, he's a big fan of riding around in the cannabis.

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Speaker 1: Big fan, big fan, man loves it. That's Brendan from

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00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: Brendan from Boston who sent that one to thank you? Brendan?

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00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: What is weed Man Hippie's favorite Christmas movie? What Miracle

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00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: on Section eight Street? That's a good joke from Kurt

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Speaker 1: from Earth. You got anything? We coop? Any of your jokes?

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00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: All right, coops out If you have any offensive jokes,

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Speaker 1: contact Coop. Why did weed Man start lifting weights?

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 1: He wanted to become high and mighty. That's ship in Maine?

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00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: Who sent that one? In finger for that ship in Maine?

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00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: Weed Man is giving his wife and son a Christmas

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Speaker 1: they will never forget. Right, Yeah, you're giving him nothing.

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Speaker 1: That's Eke from Roseville, Minnesota. Why is Why is weed

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00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: Man jealous that people can buy a new mattress in

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Speaker 1: a box?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: Because weed Man had always used a box as a

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Speaker 1: new mattress. That's Surfer Todd, the comedian now living in

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00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: Lost Wages, Nevada. How about that Surfer Todd's moved to

685
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Speaker 1: Sint City. Why did weed Man move to New Hampshire

686
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: and not Boston because in Boston there's too much yellow snow.

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00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: In New Hampshire, he heard there's a lot of fresh

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00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: white powder. Hello, that's a Mike a Leprecaun who sent

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Speaker 1: that one in? Why does weed Man love Donald Trump today?

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00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: Why he made pot legal everywhere here? It's a mikeehlepretan,

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00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: your favorite president. A weed Man's wife is giving him

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Speaker 1: a suv. Give him an suv for Christmas.

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, socks, underwear and viagra. That's Eke and Roseville. It's

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Speaker 1: a flat junk Solloway. Thank you, weed Man.