WEBVTT - Andy’s Happy Belly 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.720 Why are you trying to make me go on weight watchers. 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:05.000 I'm not trying to let you do anything. I'm just 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:07.640 telling you that you have three envelopes in front of you. Yeah, 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:10.840 one ninety is now out of sight. You're now closer 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:14.200 to two, ten and to twenty. I mean again, I 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.680 don't want to stress you out with math, but technically 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:20.240 you're fifteen pounds from one ninety to open that envelope 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.759 and only fourteen pounds from the two to twenty envelope, 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.120 which gets you a weight watcher's coupon. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:25.160 I don't know what you're saying. 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.440 Oh sorry, nutri system. We did Nutri system and said, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:27.880 I don't know. 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:39.760 What it is. All I know is let's eat much, okay, 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:41.440 all right, Welcome to Serial Killers. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.800 I'm really actually scared because this is now the second 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.880 time that you have not understood a basic math problem. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:50.080 A week has gone and you almost a week. It's 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.080 the weekend past, and now it's Monday. Welcome to the 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:59.160 Monday episode. Monday, September seventh, Happy Labor Day, Today's Labor day. Yay. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:00:59.960 Wow. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.440 So yeah, a weekend has passed. We left left off our. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:04.680 I rode my bike so much. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:05.600 You know you didn't. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:06.080 Yeah, I did. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:09.440 It's apparent. Well that doesn't make what I was saying 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:13.120 your weight issue. You were at two oh six. You 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.440 are closer to two twenty than you are one ninety 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:20.400 to twenty. Yes, how do you not see it? Sixteen pounds? 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.319 Yeah, from one ninety and it's fourteen pounds to two twenty. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.280 So okay, so you just did the math brainiac. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.320 Yes, but by now I'm not two six anymore. I've 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:28.760 gone down. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:30.280 Okay, Well that's good for you. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:33.080 I've done a lot of biking and running and I have. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.280 You don't run, I do, you don't and to the fridge. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.760 Yeah, exactly. All I'm saying is you get a free 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.240 nutri system. I would never do it, but I would 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.000 never do it. You would never do nutri system. 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:44.399 I would never go on a diet. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:45.880 That's just not you. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.400 No, I stopped eating, you know, really, really you did this. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.680 Okay, So if we just go back to earlier episodes, 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:55.000 it's you being like, I cut this out. The cinnamon 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.520 uros from Taco Bell almost give me a heart attack, 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:58.520 and I changed my life. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:01:59.680 You're at the same point. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.280 Sure, when you ate the Taco Bell churros, cutting out. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:03.960 Is it working? 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:05.840 They were cinnabon minis. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:09.560 Cinnabon minis. Everything you cut out, it's not working. You 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.160 cut things out, and you still haven't learned a healthy 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:13.079 way to eat food. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.120 Will we please get on with episode one? 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.000 Let's get to eating. I'm still wearing my snack in parents. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:19.880 You're so mean to me. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.200 I'm so mean to you. Yeah, you're the one who 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:23.880 doesn't understand basic math. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:27.560 I understand basic math. I understand it accelerated maths went down? 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.480 Really hu. I used to work in a store and 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.480 I would make change without the register telling me what. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:36.240 Oh my god, I really really. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.880 Just back when I lived in Iowa. For it goes 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.160 from I lived there for eight months, I lived there 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:42.920 for nine months. 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:46.240 I've now lived there for ten months. Basic math. I 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.560 lived there from June until May. Okay, so cool, that's 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.000 eleven months even. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.720 You're just adding more months to your Iowa. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.079 Isn't it eleven months? 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:58.280 Remember when you were like, yeah, I used to spend 0:02:58.720 --> 0:02:59.839 what's the holiday you guys? 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:01.160 Do you guys? 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:06.880 It's the one with the minora honkah? Oh? Yes, When 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.600 you were like, uh honkah, there was you made it 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.800 seem like you spent multiple. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.720 Podcasts in Iowa Passover. I said I was the town 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.240 jew and there was one box of mots and it 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:16.800 was just for me. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.399 You made it. It seem like you were there for 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.239 so long. You have like your friends, a cozy corner, 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:26.000 your neighborhood bar. You were there for eleven months. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.280 Ringos, it was great downtown Cedar Rapids. That was my 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.720 taco place, my taco places. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.320 Eleven months, dude, eleven months. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.120 So what why can't you be attached to a city 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:37.040 after eleven months? 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.840 I have no words. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.360 All right, you're nasty to me. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.600 I'm nasty to you. The last episode, how that ended? 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:44.840 You were nasty to me? 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.920 Well, you'd never know because you won't listen to it. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:47.760 Yes I will. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.160 You've never listened to any of these I have I 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:54.240 add like little hidden things. You you don't, Yes, you 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:55.640 really don't all the time. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:57.640 So what have you added? Because I listening? 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.040 Listen to go pick up on it? 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.880 Please? Just lying? You're lying your tea. 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:04.720 Do you want to go new or classic? 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.200 Go classic? Can't believe you're lying. 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.960 I don't know if we have a classic. Okay, let's 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.360 start with new and then we'll just go from there. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.240 Great. All right, I didn't get to plan this episode. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:16.040 You say that every episode as well. Stop showing me 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:17.279 your butt crack. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.679 I'm not It just happens when I bend over. Please stop, 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.359 all right. So here's another one from our friend Mary 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:27.480 from Kind Ceial. Great, Yeah, you liked the app. 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:32.600 It's just granola flakes of This. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.440 Is not at all all Cereals flakes and loops. This 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.000 is not even granola whatever. You don't even know anything 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:38.719 about cereal. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:43.320 It's not You're just an adult man child right now. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.200 Tantrum Cereal Aisle. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:49.200 The new line from Kind, dark chocolate almond with six 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.480 grams of proteins, gluten freak on almonds, dark chocolate, cocoa 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:56.560 and super grain flakes with oats, sorghum, quinoa, and amaranth. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.400 I still don't know what amaranth is, but I guess 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:01.000 it's some sort of grain. Should I shake it? 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.240 Of course you should, Scott, I'm not going to. 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:03.799 Play a jingle. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:07.120 Oh nice, good thing about that? Good? Nice? 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:11.479 Yeah? I'm just shaking it over here. Okay, Now do 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.640 you recall when we open up the last box of Kind. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.320 Why I was so angry when we opened the. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.600 Box because the box was bigger than the cereal bag. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:20.320 Very good, like really bigger. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:24.040 Yeah. Like it's like, oh, some smudgy chocol that must. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.600 Have melted in the car. It's very hot here in 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:26.200 the Northeast. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.760 I left all my windows open. I've been sleeping with 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:30.440 the windows open. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.520 Of course you have. I don't like air conditioning. I 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:35.440 want to sweat and melt in the middle of the night. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.480 It makes me feel all congested the next morning. Why 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.799 would you want that with air conditioning? 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.080 Dude, it's already a pizza oven. It's not it is 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:45.799 the bricks they conduct heat. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:51.839 I don't okay, are you ready for this? Yeah? 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:53.600 Didn't I say this was going to be the last episode? 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:54.159 For some reason? 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.280 Yes, you said it was the last episode. Because you're 0:05:56.279 --> 0:06:00.119 two o six as of filming recording, I should say, 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:01.520 of course, because you're not recording it. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:02.200 Why would you? 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:05.200 Because every time I record you get so self conscious 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:05.720 and not. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.040 True, not true, not true. That last one was great. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.680 We totally should have recorded that. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.960 We should have. Too bad. You're too self conscious and 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:14.839 are also wearing your exercise shorts. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.320 I don't care shirt, who cares? 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.080 You don't care about the minute the camera's on you, 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:19.240 it's like, can we do. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:23.000 It's nothing to do with that can It's because you 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.760 make me turn the lights on it and it's hot. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:28.000 Okay, that is false because a couple of episodes when 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.479 we did it, you didn't turn the lights on and 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.800 you still were like that was that was gross. I 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:32.679 hated that episode. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:34.600 Listen, people don't want to hear the bickering. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:35.479 Yes they do. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.960 The milk is already turning. The milk is turning nice 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:41.400 and chocolate. I like that. You're ready, you ate it already, Dick. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.120 The tiff now remind me of a Rocky Road cereal. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.400 You never had Rocky Road cereal in your life. You 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.320 didn't even know it was a thing. Yeah, now do 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:50.800 about it. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.840 If they had marshmallows in it, this would be Rocky 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.479 Road delicious. I'll give it three bowls on a spoon. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:56.560 I don't think it's sweet enough. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.920 What okay? But I mean, yeah, little sweeter would be 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.640 nice with marshmallows. But if this is what I'm getting, 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:04.360 three bowls. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.000 In a spoon. It's from Kind, so it's not really 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.040 supposed to be that sweet. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.360 Yeah, it's pretty quote unquote healthy. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.720 When you go into a Kind bar, you expect it 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.320 like I'm getting a chocolate chip bar. It's just not 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.240 really yeah, because I'm thinking like Quaker granola bars. It's 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.080 not that kind. Bars are not as sweet. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:23.080 I love Quaker chocolate chip bars. Those are so good. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.120 It's the right thing to do. That's our boy, Wilford. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:30.160 Yeah Quaker. Yeah you said Quaker. So yeah, how's your dad? 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.480 You're coming up in his Quaker costume. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.080 You know it is the coronavirus pandemic, so can wear 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.520 a mask. We're not allowed to have any visitors here. 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.480 I'm not even you're a visitor. Yeah, but you illegally 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:41.840 smuggle me in every episode. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.120 You still have that patch of no hair under your chin. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.040 Yeah, I always goot. Oh alopecia. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:47.680 Alopecia. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.720 Yeah, I learned it's an autoimmune disorder. You would know 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.600 that if you listen to a couple of episodes back 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:53.600 when I explained what it was. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:58.520 You know, the number one ingredient is almonds. Yeah, first 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.400 ingredient almonds. Isn't that quite? There's more almonds in this 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:02.400 box than anything else. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.480 Great, I mean they did have a lot of almonds. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.560 Can you remember what other cereal we had with a 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.840 first ingredient was Whole almonds. Can you remember is it 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.440 one of the Uh it's not here, it's not a barbera. No, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.880 what was it? Morning Summit? Oh remember that cereal? 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.160 Oh that was the really expensive I was the. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.040 Fourteen dollars box I got from Costco. Delicious, still the 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:24.280 favorite cereal in my house? 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:24.880 Oh? Nice? 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:26.160 Yeah? Did I rate that? 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:26.560 No? 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.080 Free balls? Okay, not bad? 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.800 No, I like it. It's still my favorite. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:35.000 But there's still a couple other kinds that we're gonna try. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.600 What I just did a sneak peek into the vault. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.640 Stop looking. Stop looking. That's not the vault. That's the sack. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:41.839 Stop looking at my sack. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:45.960 Quit it you All of the cereals are the same, 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.560 No they're not. Just let's get all six of them 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:52.120 done with because it's all some form of a healthy 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:54.160 flake or like. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.439 What do you want, angree, what do you want? 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:00.200 I just missed. I missed like a chocolate with like 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.440 puff one with then like a flake one. It's now 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:08.199 just like here's three granolas or here's three flaky cereals. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.440 It's not true. Something else is coming out now that's 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.800 not a flake or a granola. Then what is it 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:17.400 is your belly happy because mine is from our friend 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:20.560 Danny and Queens. Another Amazon cereal. 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:24.320 Honey nut toasted oats. Yeah, okay, so it's basically honey 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:28.160 nut cheerios. That's right, So healthy we're trying. There's nothing 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.360 healthy about it. Honey nut cheerios are delicious and are 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:34.360 very healthy. Healthy the bee, it saysn't on the box, 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:38.080 trust the bee. I don't know what did he do 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:38.439 to you? 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.920 Whole grain, oat flour, sugar, wheat, starch, honey, modified cornstars. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:43.520 Why do I have to modify the cornstars? Why can 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:44.320 they just leave it alone? 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.920 Maybe it helps it like the dexterity. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.800 All right. I have actually not gone on too Amazon 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:52.760 to see what kind of cereals they have. This is 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.680 our third one or fourth already. It's the final in 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:59.840 the Danny series of Amazon Happy Belly cereals. So maybe 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:01.000 we to get some more in here. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:02.800 Here's a question. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:04.840 They don't look like honey nut churios. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:09.520 Yeah, they're probably more flat. What's the question when you 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.439 go on a vacation, right, huh? Do you roll your clothes? 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:13.760 No? I don't do that. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.640 You pack them tight folded. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.520 I fold them and just throw them in a bag. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:18.959 Oh, I don't roll. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:20.120 I don't understand the roll thing. 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.120 Rolling so much less space? 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.920 Not true, It's still the same size no matter what, Andrew. No, 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.960 it doesn't change the makeup of the clothing. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.920 It's just it's please you know it does change it, Okay, 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.360 because when I was coming back from Japan. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:34.840 Just vacuum seal it. Okay, then it's small. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.680 Oh yeah, let me just go buy vacuum sealing. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:38.520 Why we have that. All you do is just got 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.439 a big ziplock bag and you put a vacuum on it. Well, 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.120 I Amy does that. She's so smart. She fits like. Okay, 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:43.800 let's just eat. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:48.559 Oh my glob Wow, this is absolutely delicious. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.800 I'm not sure that it warranted that spasm. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:52.720 I love it. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:53.800 They're pretty good. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:57.800 Sweet, it's delicious. I like it better than honey nut cheerios. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.679 Liar. No, you know, we haven't had regular honey nut 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.800 curios in here for a long time. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.880 I like them because they're bigger than a cheerio. Yeah, 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:09.079 and they don't get a soggy quick. So this is 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:10.839 a five bowler for me. I gotta tell you. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:14.560 Three balls in a spoon. That's rude. No, it's not 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:15.920 I just think it's three bowls in a spoon. I 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.560 didn't really love honey nuturios. I like them, but they're 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:19.080 a staple. 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.360 Again, three bowls in a spoon is a nice rating, 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:24.800 so I'm not gonna say it's rude. But okay, this might. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.600 Be controversial, but I'm going to give it five bowls. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:32.320 I sound like two cans, Sam, should we do another one? Sure? 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.960 Actually, this next one is cool. I'm very excited about 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:35.440 the next one. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:41.120 Now from Nature Summit, the Healthy Trail, Barbara's none of 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:45.040 that made so cappy, smile, goody go Lucky Cereal it's 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.880 chocolatey deluxe flakes. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:49.680 So last week I couldn't afford to put gas in 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.120 my car, so I took an Instacart order and it 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:53.720 led me to a store that I would never shop 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.599 at normally. Can you put your phone down? No, just 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:57.480 let me know when you're done. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.360 Oh, I'm done, You're good, Yeah, I'm good. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.360 So I wound up at Whole Foods. Right, I don't 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:05.920 shop there. Uh, it's expensive, it's organic. I don't like it. Okay, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.360 but I did see the cereal on the shelf while 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:09.640 I was there, and I had to go back because 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.319 you can't combine like Instacart orders with your own order. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.080 They get angry, so you can't do that. So I 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.920 went back for this and never heard of it before. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:21.240 This guy Rip was a firefighter in Austin, Texas, and 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.560 he created this line of food called Engine two. Oh, 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.520 because that was the fire company he worked for. There, 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:32.959 Engine two, And let's go down for Rip's big bowl 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.000 original Engine two plant strung. They have a whole line 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:40.240 of foods. They got soups and granolas and some other 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.120 stuff and it's basically like a big old trail mix 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.640 of cereal. There's all kinds of stuff in here. It 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.360 doesn't say what's in here, but there's a picture of 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:48.480 like stuff. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:52.599 It is a very complicated box. Yeah, this is a 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:57.800 looks like he's about to like break something open. There's raisins. 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:04.160 It looks like mini wheats without frosting. I see walnuts, walnuts, lakes, Yeah, granola, 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.280 some barley, maybe oats. Is this what firefighters eat? 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.200 Yeah? They just put their hand in things and just 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:10.320 eat handfuls of stuff. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:11.160 Cool. 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.520 So anyway, they have this original one. There's a berry one. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:15.839 There used to be a banana one, which I don't 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.640 think there is any more. But it looked very intriguing 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.160 to me, and I thought this would be a fun cereal. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:21.280 Great, let's do it. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:22.480 You don't even care. 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.760 How am I supposed to be more excited for engine 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.240 two Cereal? Well? 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.160 I mean, first of all, what do you don't like firefighters? 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:31.359 No? I like firefighters? 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:31.880 Yeah? 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:33.440 Where does that even come from? 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:38.120 Gotty? 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:45.360 Right now, an Andrew, look good? Piece of good? 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:47.240 Did a piece of cereal fly out? 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.920 No? And if it did, I wish it hit me 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:49.600 in the face this. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:52.319 Way, could could just be done with this? You just 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:55.320 give up? Yep, this is folks. This is what a 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.320 college degree pays for. Hold on, like so the box 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:00.480 as small as it is. Look at that bad man. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:04.160 That's really mis embarrassing. Rip you seem like a good guy. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.520 But I mean, come on, package more in your cereal? 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.560 Bro so I could eat this whole thing myself. Oh god, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:15.360 it's not a challenge, not that I would, Andrew, really, yeah. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.520 Thank god you stopped exercising because the bag is so 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:22.520 hard to rip open? 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:24.720 Now, oh rip open? 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:28.200 Just me laughing at your joke. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:29.160 It's such a jerk. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:32.640 I'm a jerk. He spend the entire episode always making 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.320 fun of every single thing I do or exaggerating what 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.040 I do and the minute I fight back a little bits. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.520 Oh my god, do you remember that show fight Back? 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.280 No, David Horowitz? 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.720 What with David Harrowitz? He was. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.400 He was like a consumer reporter type guy, like he 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.880 would test things, you know, like if say, Igloo Cooler 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.320 said this can withstand an elephant, you know, then he 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.080 would get an elephant and put an elephant on it. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.440 And it was a fun show in the eighties. He's 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.560 dead now, Oh okay, yeah he was. He was. He 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.040 was big and out in LA but it was a 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:06.400 national show. Why are you scratching your butt because it itches? 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.320 And now you're gonna hand me my cereal? I'm not 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:10.120 gonna touch it. 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:11.200 You're disgusting. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:12.720 What are you talking about? I had an itch. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.640 You've lost all your manners and I'm so confused as 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:19.080 to where they went. Your butt hand just touched my cereal? 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:21.200 No it didn't. I'm wearing shorts. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.640 Gross. If I did that, you'd be up in arms, 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.200 walking out and making your vomit noises. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:33.560 Bob, hurry because the milk is soaking through everything. This 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.360 is bland is all hell. I think you're a good guy, 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.440 and you're doing a good thing, and this is probably 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.080 good for people that like healthy stuff and no taste. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.520 It very much coats your mouth. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:49.280 Yeah yeah, two bowls too. I could see myself probably 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.560 eating a handful or two of this dry You know, 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.240 he has a snack like this, and you know what 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.160 I think really does it or makes it not do it? 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:58.360 I have a feeling I'm gonna say it is in 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.360 many weeks. Oh no, it's gonna be the dried oats. 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:02.760 Yeah, because they're not cooked. They're just oah. 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:03.720 Yeah, I don't like that. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.000 It's like when you open a packet of Quaker instant oatmeal, 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.120 those oats in there. That's there's some of those in here. 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.400 Yes, you get the dryness of both the miniweed and 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:15.040 then the dry oatmeal activated together. Your mouth immediately turns 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.240 into a cement paste. You have to swallow that. It's 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.119 not enjoyable. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:21.920 If there were a few more sweet things like some 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.560 other there's raisins in there that cranberries too, maybe, I 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:24.880 don't know. 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.440 Yeah, the raisins were good. Yeah, but then there's also 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:32.600 giant I know you're gonna laugh giant nuts because you 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:35.200 laugh at immature things. Like that, and it just makes 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.960 it just more textures that you don't need and make 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:39.080 it more cement pasty. 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:42.120 No, it would help it along. Dried apples, apples would 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:43.800 help this out. Cinnamon apples. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.720 No, maybe I'm not gonna put you down. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.160 You know, the effort is there, and I do appreciate 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:54.040 the effort, but it reminds me of this. They have 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:57.200