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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap is broken. Jubil in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and today I call a guy who's co workers are

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Speaker 1: really eager to prank him. They know something he doesn't know. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: in his spare time at work, he's been going to

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Speaker 1: some questionable websites and just checking them out and having

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Speaker 1: a great time. We'll see how he reacts when somebody

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Speaker 1: from the tech department says they know exactly what he's

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Speaker 1: been up to in your phone tap right now, it's

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Speaker 1: another on the twenties. Tell me, I'm hello. This is Michael. Hello, Michael,

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Speaker 1: who is this? Wouldn't you like to know? We've never

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Speaker 1: met before? But I work in the I T Department? Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you have a name? I do, but that's not

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Speaker 1: important right now. It's important is that I talk to

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Speaker 1: you about something? Okay, how can I help you? Well,

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Speaker 1: one of my jobs is to monitor the work computers,

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Speaker 1: specifically for anything vulgar or filthy that employees may have

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Speaker 1: been partaking in on company time, if you catch my drift.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not sure I do. Oh really, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: recently I noticed that your computer has had some activity

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Speaker 1: on some naughty websites. Is that jog your little perverted memory? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Oh really, are

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Speaker 1: you sure? Yes? That's funny because yesterday, around two thirty, somebody,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure it was not you, right, watch some

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Speaker 1: videos that the company would deem pretty unsavory. Well, I

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Speaker 1: know for a fact that that wasn't me because I

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Speaker 1: was in the bathroom at the time. So I mean

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Speaker 1: someone must be playing a joke on me. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought you might say that. Actually what Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: isn't my first pervert rodeo. I thought you might deny it.

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Speaker 1: So I asked security for any video that they might

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Speaker 1: have for the office at that time, and they showed

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Speaker 1: me video for the area by the restrooms. And guess what,

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Speaker 1: you never went in there from one to three pm.

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Speaker 1: Plus a few eyewitnesses say you were at your desk

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Speaker 1: during that time, just purving off. Look, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to tell you, man. You can do your I

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Speaker 1: detective work. But I didn't do it. Okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: have done my IT detective work. Funny enough, and your

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Speaker 1: computer has been going to these same websites for about

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Speaker 1: six months now, Wow, a long time. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you want me to say. Well, I'd like you

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Speaker 1: to admit that you are doing it, and maybe your

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Speaker 1: superiors will go easy on you. Who knows. Maybe I

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Speaker 1: could put in a word and you won't get fired.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you only get suspended for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: Who knows. What do you want me to do? Well,

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Speaker 1: I want you to admit it. No, I'm not doing that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So should I just turn in my report to the

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Speaker 1: superiors then and let them have at it. No, don't

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Speaker 1: do that. But look, I'm only telling you this. Yes

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Speaker 1: I did it. But if it's not a big deal, okay,

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Speaker 1: they can go ding ding ding. We have a winner.

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Speaker 1: Don't be such a man. Come on, Okay, I'm the jerk. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I'm not the one going to ported websites on company time.

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Speaker 1: You know it's not a big deal. Come on. Everybody

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Speaker 1: does it? Um, No, they don't, because I have proof,

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Speaker 1: because I work in the I T department. Not everybody

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Speaker 1: does it? You do, though, and we have a problem,

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Speaker 1: don't we. Look, you know it's not a big deal. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you need to let this slide. Okay, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I could let this slide. I could let my report

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Speaker 1: just kind of fall into the trash if we made

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Speaker 1: a deal. Okay, what does it you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: How are you at rubbing feet? What? Yeah? How good

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Speaker 1: are you at foot rubs? I'm not doing that. I'm

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Speaker 1: not rubbing your feet. I'm not talking about me whose

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Speaker 1: feet Well, all six of the IT workers here would

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Speaker 1: love a good afternoon foot rub, and i'd think in

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Speaker 1: at least twice a week. No, I like, I'll buy

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Speaker 1: you guys a foot massager, but I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: come and rub your feet. Yeah, I don't think that's

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Speaker 1: gonna work for me. I guess I'll go ahead and

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Speaker 1: just fire off this. Wait wait, wait, wait wait rubs. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, But there must be something else

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Speaker 1: that's about it. That's all I can think of foot rubs,

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Speaker 1: maybe for an entire year, and then I think we'll

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Speaker 1: be even No, I think you said just once and

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Speaker 1: not the whole year. Yeah, now, come down here, rub

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Speaker 1: our feet twice a week for an entire year, and

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Speaker 1: my report on the websites you've been visiting on your

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Speaker 1: computer just disappears. If not, then you're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: long topic with your boss in a few hours. You dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not touching a bunch of

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Speaker 1: nerds discoping feet. Oh now you're name calling, Yeah I am,

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Speaker 1: I'm name calling. Yeah, they're a bunch of nerds you

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Speaker 1: guys call are the ones watching down there? Okay, well

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Speaker 1: then I guess I should just forward this to your boss.

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Speaker 1: Our conversation now at this point, dude, I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't do that. Okay, Well, then let's

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Speaker 1: make a deal. Okay, final rub your feet, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing it with my bare hands. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: some clubs on. Oh okay, I wanted it raw. Of

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Speaker 1: course he would be weirdo for if you want it raw,

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Speaker 1: I do. But I guess, I mean, I guess I

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Speaker 1: can make an exception. So you're willing to come down

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Speaker 1: here and rub our feet twice a week for a year,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it for a month. And that's way more

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Speaker 1: than I should because you guys are black nailing me

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Speaker 1: and this is sounds like we have a deal then, huh.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for my foot rub. Also can't wait

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Speaker 1: to tell you this is a prank phone call. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your co workers

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Speaker 1: Neil and Troy set you up. Yeah. They told me

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Speaker 1: that you go watch some pretty risky videos at work

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Speaker 1: and you always brag about how they'll never catch you.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you was not the IT department. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, Hey what websites? I? By the way, that's

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Speaker 1: important information. I want to know none of your business.

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Speaker 1: But I am so relieved. This was a show Day

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenty Holy On Run ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five