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Speaker 1: Today's full show is a wild ride. It's Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey into the.

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Speaker 2: Brand new full show, and of course Wednesdays is always

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: I'll say I got a late night call from the cops.

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Speaker 2: Jose met maybe his biggest and loudest fan, Alexis could

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Speaker 2: be washed up.

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Speaker 1: Officially, Yeah, I saw some thing on INSTID didn't want

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Speaker 1: to see.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're going to get into it in this hour,

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Speaker 2: but first we've had a lot of questions coming in

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Speaker 2: about where digital Jake is. He is still outsick, but

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Speaker 2: he's on the mend. Yeah, on the upswing, and he

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Speaker 2: will be back hopefully cross fingers next week.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully.

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Speaker 2: We miss him so much, and I know a lot

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Speaker 2: of people are so grateful that Ashon's been filling in

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Speaker 2: for Jake when it comes to the question, oh.

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Speaker 3: My gosh, I am loving it. So many of you

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Speaker 3: guys have commented saying Ashton's doing great. I want to

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Speaker 3: start a petition to make him the hero of the

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Speaker 3: week the music. I'm officially an Ashton attic.

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Speaker 1: We need a segment for him.

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Speaker 3: And shout out to Ashton for using the Mickey voice

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Speaker 3: instead of the demon rat voice.

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Speaker 1: He says plenty of twenty demon.

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Speaker 2: Rat voice because your voice can't get deep enough. Well,

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Speaker 2: good job, Asha, and've been killing it. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: you know, doing what you're doing.

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Speaker 4: We still think we should all just go to Jake's

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Speaker 4: bed and do the podcast from there.

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Speaker 5: That's just an option. Yeah, okay, let me know.

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Speaker 1: We can record all the social media videos, text and

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Speaker 1: see what.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, ok, I'll drive.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get this full show started. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: being here.

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Speaker 6: It's my bad. I never asked you, Brooke, how was

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Speaker 6: your Mother's Day? Brook?

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Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning. Sorry, that wasn't me asking.

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Speaker 7: It was just an observation that I never asked.

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Speaker 1: Answer with how great it was?

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Speaker 6: Well, okay, since you're so excited, how was it?

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Speaker 1: It was wonderful.

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Speaker 2: I felt so loved and appreciated and special. And my

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Speaker 2: kids made hysterical cards. They weren't meant to be funny,

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Speaker 2: but they're always funny.

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Speaker 7: You know, it sounds fun even if you are heavily

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Speaker 7: sugarcoating it. But did you know for a couple hundred

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Speaker 7: people in the town of Kimballton, Iowa, they got a

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Speaker 7: different Mother's Day gifts?

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Speaker 8: Oh? Really?

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Speaker 7: They woke up, turned on their water and were surprised

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Speaker 7: had turned all of the faucet water pink.

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Speaker 6: As a little.

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Speaker 7: Homage to mothers. I'm showing them a photo of it

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Speaker 7: right now. It's coming out of the sink, fossil bright pink.

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Speaker 2: They actually turned it pink or this is like some

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Speaker 2: algae that's growing well.

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Speaker 7: After a few calls to the water treatment facility by

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Speaker 7: customers thanking them for the special Mother's Day acknowledged so pink,

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Speaker 7: out they didn't turn anything pink on purpose. Actually, some

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Speaker 7: of the filters at the water treatment plant malfunction, which

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Speaker 7: turned it dark pink.

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Speaker 1: How did it turn in such a nice color? Who

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Speaker 1: actually drank that? Though? There's a couple of people they're like.

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Speaker 6: Cool, just boil it.

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Speaker 1: Mom, gatorades coming out of the.

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Speaker 7: Found Mom's got bottled water for the rest of the day,

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Speaker 7: and really regretted that pink bath that they took in

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Speaker 7: the morning.

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Speaker 8: So good, the.

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Speaker 1: Bubbles felt good at the time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, if you had a kind of weird Mother's Day,

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Speaker 7: that should make you feel a little bit better about

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Speaker 6: Let's move on.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna get to the shock collar question of the

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Speaker 7: day with somebody who doesn't confirmed to have a mother.

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Speaker 7: Rumors are he came from a test tube and was

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Speaker 7: grown in a lab somewhere. That would be our technical

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Speaker 7: director Ashton giving us a question.

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Speaker 9: I'm not sure if you realized, but today is National

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Speaker 9: Bruce Day. Bruce Ye that Bruce in holiday. Literally nobody

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Speaker 9: asked for Bruce, well not even them wanted. So you know,

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Speaker 9: now it's here, and we have no choice but to

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Speaker 9: honor it. And that's in the only way that we

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Speaker 9: know how by playing a special name that Bruce edition.

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Speaker 7: Oh you have twenty creepy.

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Speaker 9: Well, you just say a number between one and twenty

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Speaker 9: and I'll describe a famous Bruce. It can be a

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Speaker 9: real person, it can be a fictional character. You just

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Speaker 7: Okay, can it be a relative of ours if you want, Jeff,

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Speaker 7: I'm'm not gonna recommend not, but go for it.

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Speaker 10: Uncle.

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Speaker 1: I'm going with Jeff's uncle Bruce.

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Speaker 6: Uncle Bruce shout out in Connecticut.

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Speaker 9: Everybody should guess Jeff's uncle Bruce until someone gets it right.

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Speaker 9: So we're gonna start with the woman who drunkenly fell

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Speaker 9: at the bar and woke up with Bruce's on her legs.

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Speaker 9: That's Alexis Okay. Your hint for your famous Bruce is

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Speaker 9: if you hear one finger snap and ten guys fall over,

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Speaker 9: he probably walked in.

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Speaker 5: This is an easy one.

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Speaker 1: You must be a hot Bruce if you can make

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Speaker 3: I don't know the only Bruce I know that I

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Speaker 3: was really hoping on Bruce Wayne.

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Speaker 1: I actually just remembered what it was. I'm going the

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Speaker 1: only Bruce I know Bruce Wayne.

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Speaker 9: No, yeah, Wayne, Yeah, it's not Bruce Wayne. It is

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Speaker 9: actually Bruce Lee.

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Speaker 5: Oh, he had like a one finger punch that he

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Speaker 2: I have two other Bruces on my list, and one

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Speaker 2: of them is Bruce Wayne.

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Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that answer to Wayne question number six.

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Speaker 9: If there's a hostage situation, a tank top and some

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Speaker 9: broken glass, he's your guy.

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Speaker 6: Who is it just throwing out my uncle Bruce still

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Speaker 2: Impossibility is Rambo's first name Bruce.

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Speaker 11: Guest.

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Speaker 1: I think it's another superhero thing. It feels like the only.

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Speaker 2: the Superhero World as Bruce Banner.

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Speaker 9: Is that your final guest Bruce Banner? No, No, I'm

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Speaker 9: looking for Bruce Willis, John McLean and Diehard. Now I

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Speaker 9: get it you Becay, no Jose, give me a number, please,

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Speaker 9: rich guy, great with gadgets, terrible at attending social events

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Speaker 9: after sunset?

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Speaker 1: Who is it? You should be insulted that he's asking you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I shout out to all the Bruces listening and say,

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Speaker 12: Bruce Wayne, Bruce.

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Speaker 9: Wayne, ultimate rich guy who Elon Musk wants to be.

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Speaker 9: That's right, Jeff gave me.

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Speaker 6: A number, please, number sixteen.

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Speaker 9: Your hint for your famous Bruce is.

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Speaker 6: Hold on a second, hold on.

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Speaker 7: Before you even ask your question, I'm going to take

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Speaker 7: up my wallet right now. I'm going to and take

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Speaker 7: out a picture that I've had in here since two

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Speaker 7: thousand and seven when i met my favorite comedian, Bruce

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Speaker 7: Valanche backstage of Hollywood Square.

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Speaker 12: Wait, Bruce Valanche over, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Vilanch is my

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Speaker 6: I didn't have a sharpie when I met him. I

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Speaker 6: with that.

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Speaker 2: Even if you looked up and saw Bruce Valanch's face

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Speaker 6: How, I don't know, you know like, but you recognize

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Speaker 2: He's got kind of like floppy blonde hair and bangs.

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Speaker 6: Is the male version of Brook.

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Speaker 7: That's exactly why so, But Ashton, if you end up

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Speaker 7: saying what famous Bruce was on Hollywood Squares in two

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Speaker 7: thousand and seven, I am gonna lose it right now.

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Speaker 6: So go ahead. What's your question?

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Speaker 5: We already have his answer?

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Speaker 9: I think all right, Jeff, well, you're a hint for

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Speaker 9: your famous Bruce is generally calm. Unless he's green, then

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Speaker 9: you should run. Also not on Hollywood Squares Shorn.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Bruce Banner the Hulk.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's correct, Bruce Banner.

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Speaker 5: Said to answers, all.

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Speaker 9: Right, the only two people remain are Jeff and Jose. Jose,

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Speaker 9: give me a number between one and twenty to guess

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Speaker 9: a famous Bruce.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to go with dude.

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Speaker 6: Bonus point.

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Speaker 9: He's been born to run since the nineteen seventies, but

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Speaker 6: Who is it concert?

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Speaker 5: And is a runner?

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Speaker 1: Bruce? No, you're thinking of run the wrong way.

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm friends with his best friend. Eddie Vander. We're

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Speaker 5: about Bruce springs Aw.

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Speaker 9: That's correct, talking about him the boss. All right, Jeff,

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Speaker 9: if you get this correct, you and Jose will both

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Speaker 9: be the winners of funny A twenty.

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Speaker 6: Give me a number, please give number twenty.

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Speaker 9: He's a kind hearted great white shark who unexpectedly be

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Speaker 6: Who is it?

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Speaker 7: I thought his name was just Bruce because last the shark,

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Speaker 7: Bruce the shark.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm just looking for Bruce. He just goes

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Speaker 9: by his first name, all right, So that means Jose

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Speaker 2: Up your.

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Speaker 6: Back in the test tube.

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Speaker 7: This is by Jose. You win the Bruce Challenge. You

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Speaker 7: get to choose here to get shocked.

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Speaker 5: I gotta go with Bruce Fox.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, so Brooke, you're gonna get shocked while singing

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Speaker 7: Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.

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Speaker 1: All right, I was.

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Speaker 2: Bored in the USA in the US.

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Speaker 6: So creative with those lyrics. Yeah, that's your shot collar

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Speaker 6: question of the day. Happy Bruce Day, everybody. Yeah to

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Speaker 6: TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: You guys know when I go into the shop to

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Speaker 7: get my hair. Did I'm thinking half perm, full perm.

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Speaker 1: That's it's not natural curls.

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Speaker 6: Three quarter perm.

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Speaker 1: I thought you had natural curls.

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Speaker 7: Last time I went in there, I told everyone I

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Speaker 7: want the full Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Oh that sounds yes.

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Speaker 6: It's an official.

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Speaker 7: Hairstyle that you can request anywhere you go, and it's

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Speaker 7: also an official lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: Is what is it consist of?

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Speaker 6: I'm living it right now. Coming up, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 6: give you the half Jeffrey, not the three quarter. I'm

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Speaker 6: giving you the full Jeffrey again, all of me. What's

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Speaker 6: in my body and what's in my brain.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna feel it coming up in a brand new

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Speaker 7: What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 1: I think I'd rather have the half Jose.

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Speaker 6: Full Jeffrey for everyone.

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Speaker 7: Right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, reminding

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you'll see the world differently if you just

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Speaker 7: listen to our show for a little bit, especially this

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Speaker 7: segment What's on your Mind, where we share our earth

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Speaker 6: Starting with the Brook Brook What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 1: So I have an update about my wallet and keys, right, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: Text in to our textport at seven eight five nine

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Speaker 2: two last week that said.

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Speaker 1: Someone turned in Brooks wallet and keys to University police.

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Speaker 2: We have them for her and it signed officer right,

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Speaker 2: So I immediately call the number and legit it's an

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Speaker 2: No no, and he's like, yeah, we got him. We

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Speaker 2: Google searched your name. We found that you worked for

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Speaker 2: the radio station. I'm like, my ide was in there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but all you got to do is

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Speaker 1: call the evidence department. That's who has it.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, sweet, yes, I don't know, but that's

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Speaker 1: So I call evidence and leave a message oh okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't hear anything for a long.

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Speaker 5: Time, and then Hi, this is evidence.

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Speaker 1: And that night my phone rings, Yes, wakes me up.

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Speaker 1: I think it's an emergency.

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Speaker 2: I answer and it's another officer and he's like, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Getting my shift started. I didn't want to call you

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Speaker 1: too late.

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Speaker 5: And I'm like.

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Speaker 1: He's like, listen, we have your keys in your wallet.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do now is call this other

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Speaker 2: Two days later, I finally get a hold of the

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Speaker 2: other woman, right another person in the department, and she's like, yes,

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Speaker 2: we can send him to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, awesome, but it's going to take another three.

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Speaker 2: Days because we have to wait for a guy to

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Speaker 6: I mean, at this point, just screw it, like it's

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Speaker 2: So I haven't gotten them back yet, okay, but crossing

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Speaker 2: my fingers that this week is gonna be the week wow.

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Speaker 11: Or this year.

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Speaker 6: All right, we'll keep you updated on Brooks lost items.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, if any of the officers are listening, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Take the cash out that you don't notice.

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Speaker 12: Jose So, I was boarding a flight recently and I

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Speaker 5: Walking into the aisle. She sits right next to me.

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Speaker 5: So it never happens, right, I have my headphones on.

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Speaker 12: I'm like yes, and then within a few minutes she

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Speaker 5: You can sit next to you.

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Speaker 12: It's okay, I'm like, oh sure, no worries I don't

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Speaker 12: sit with your friend. So as I get up, I

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Speaker 12: go yells, no, what is your name?

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Speaker 5: Jose?

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Speaker 13: And I go and remember these other pretty girl? Yes,

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Speaker 13: So I'm kind of like, hey, whoa. Instead of acknowledging her,

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Speaker 13: I'm like, hold on, I cut her off. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 5: I love it right anyway.

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Speaker 12: And so then she refocuses and literally it's still boarding,

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Speaker 13: She yells, excuse me, seriously, does nobody know who this is?

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Speaker 14: This guy's celebrity.

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Speaker 5: I literally am shushing.

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Speaker 2: Her because this gets the entire plane to go and

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Speaker 2: look around, and.

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Speaker 1: No one else reconnuts this me. So I just go

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Speaker 5: Nobody asked for an autograph. Guy next to me didn't care.

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Speaker 1: But you were funny, but I was funny.

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Speaker 5: It ends up being awesome.

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Speaker 12: It was a great fly, and I took pics of

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Speaker 5: Okay, but I just want to let.

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Speaker 13: Everybody know it's crazy that I keep getting recognized on planes,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one.

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Speaker 6: On your mind.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the further I get out of college.

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Speaker 3: The more when I talk about how I ran track there,

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Speaker 1: Sound like a washed up athlete, you know.

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Speaker 3: Where I'm like, I ran like back in the day,

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Speaker 1: And we keep branding you as a runner too.

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Speaker 5: Keeping I didn't think.

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Speaker 3: Of that, no, but like I've always kind of still

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Speaker 1: State school record in the fifteen hundred my race I did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, she's working in my one race and my

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Speaker 6: That's impressive.

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Speaker 1: It is until you.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was scrolling on it stuff and I see

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, she broke.

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Speaker 1: It by one second. That's it. You have to re

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Speaker 1: enroll exactly.

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Speaker 3: I look at her photo and I think, wow, I

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Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna start training it. I need to get

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Speaker 3: You can beat her, I got You're equally as competitive.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's go. All right, everyone's on your mind.

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Speaker 7: Well, I've had people come over to spend the night

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Speaker 6: We hung out, had some.

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Speaker 7: Food and drink, and at the end of the night,

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Speaker 6: Okay, well I was cool, It's fine. Somebody was not

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Speaker 6: cool with that. My dog Baker's room, it's not Bagel's room,

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Speaker 6: but in the house. I don't know if they had

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Speaker 5: Does that make you feel bad?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like this guest was wanted.

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Speaker 7: I mean I could hear it all throughout the house,

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Speaker 1: Sorry, but the guests in the bedroom must be so annoyed.

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Speaker 1: Just let me sleep.

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Speaker 7: Eventually, I got a text message from this person saying sorry,

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Speaker 6: Into the room. Bagel scared scared him out.

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Speaker 7: So if that person is listening, I want you to

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Speaker 7: That's what's been on our minds and on my dog

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Speaker 5: Tell him he's a guard dog getting them out, or if.

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Speaker 1: He just I think that he wants something else. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Text in the seven five nine tell us what's been

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I accidentally

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Speaker 6: He did well.

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Speaker 7: I think it was an accident, but I was writing

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Speaker 5: Sot yourself.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's probably fair keep.

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Speaker 1: That self hate out loud instead. Okay.

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Speaker 7: We are getting a lot of other text stuff from

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Speaker 7: our listeners coming in at seven eight five nine to two,

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Speaker 7: like this one says I'm currently passing kidney stones, and that's.

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Speaker 6: The only thing on my mind.

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Speaker 7: That's from Bobby m Bobby.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, ye get those bad boys out, Bobby.

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Speaker 6: Bobby talk about selfish.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, supposed to think of others sometimes, not just about

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Speaker 5: Kidney's herdet It's probably why you.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you have so much empathy for people. You

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Speaker 5: But did you listen to the show.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, seriously, priorities, let's keep going.

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Speaker 7: Another text says, what's been on my mind is that

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Speaker 6: It sounds like someone's life figured out.

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Speaker 1: It's like childhood, but with money.

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Speaker 12: Every time visit my parents, this happens for a week

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Speaker 6: In yef a month.

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Speaker 5: Would it still be as fun.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Well for Brooks kids, they're going to live with

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Speaker 6: That's up to them.

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Speaker 7: That's what our listeners have been texting and telling us

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: We've all had those pinch me moments where things are

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, amazing.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 7: But then there's those other pinch me moments where you're

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Speaker 7: Oh no, Like when you're stuck on a first date

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Speaker 7: And we've got two listeners on the phone who are

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Speaker 7: out whose dating life is the worst in a brand

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Speaker 7: new battle of the Tinder dates coming up right after

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Speaker 8: App then dares you just swipe right? The question is

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Speaker 8: Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 7: It's the dating game show that spices up his naughty

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Speaker 6: Mother what he should write. That'll love the Tinder.

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Speaker 7: Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head

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Speaker 6: Yeah, explained the rules in just a second. But first

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Speaker 6: let's meet today's contestants.

455
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Speaker 7: In this corner, he likes his makeout sessions to be

456
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Speaker 7: as dry as a desert chuck, and that's.

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Speaker 6: How he got the nickname Tumbleweed.

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Speaker 4: Read this terrible Tinder date, Cat Celler.

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Speaker 6: He's coming in confidence, cham.

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Speaker 1: No, I feel dusty just even talking to him.

461
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Speaker 7: And in the other corner, he embraced the dark side

462
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,120
Speaker 7: and is always down to Netflix and Clone and that's

463
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Speaker 7: why the.

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Speaker 6: Ladies call him storm Trooper Cooper. All right, All right,

465
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Speaker 6: our contestants already, and here's how the game works.

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Speaker 7: One will start by telling one of their worst date stories.

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Speaker 7: The other will try and counter with the nightmare story

468
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Speaker 7: of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for

469
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Speaker 7: three rounds until we declare a winner, starting it off

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Speaker 7: with Tumbleweed.

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Speaker 6: Let's do it.

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Speaker 11: So I met a girl on Tinder and she is

473
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 11: really into working now, she tells me, and I am too.

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Speaker 11: So we go to the gym for a date. Very

475
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 11: cool until she tells me that I need to yell

476
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Speaker 11: at her in a foreign accent.

477
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 10: She needs me to stream motivation in German.

478
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,360
Speaker 6: German specifically, I.

479
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: Mean it is angry sounding. No matter what you say, totally.

480
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Speaker 6: You get like five more reps in if someone tell

481
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Speaker 6: you that way?

482
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 10: Were you?

483
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 5: And he keeps going?

484
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 1: Were to do it for?

485
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 11: I tried, but after she kept telling me to get

486
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 11: louder and louder, I just couldn't handle the embarrassment of

487
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Speaker 11: the gym.

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Speaker 1: She's like louder.

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Speaker 6: Storm Trooper, Cooper, can you count her?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 11: Man, this girl I was out with she invited me

492
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Speaker 11: to come through our house party after the date, right, Okay.

493
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 10: So we get there and everyone starts.

494
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 11: Congratulating her, and I'm asking, what are they congratulating you about?

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Speaker 6: Exactly?

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Speaker 10: She said, it's her divorce party and in the papers

497
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 10: right there.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you know it's official, right, there's

499
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 2: no great area exactly.

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Speaker 10: She wants to make an official before.

501
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Speaker 11: We, you know, do the freaky Oh so you did?

502
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:14,479
Speaker 6: Wait what?

503
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 10: I didn't feel good about it? But I did.

504
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,360
Speaker 6: It's not official until you see it that way.

505
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: That woman celebrate.

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Speaker 6: How are okay? Oh god, read we're back to you?

507
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 11: No, No, that sounds like a great day to me.

508
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 11: My date, on the other hand, he was incredibly honest

509
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 11: with me when we met up. She told me she's

510
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 11: got another situationship going on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.

512
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm cool with that.

513
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Speaker 10: I'm thinking I'm gonna win out in the end.

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00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 11: So we hang out a few more weeks, and then

516
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Speaker 11: she admits that the other person is Chat GPT.

517
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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I almost thought you said Chad.

518
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 6: What is she talking about.

519
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 11: She's telling me that they talk every night. They have

520
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 11: so much common.

521
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh god.

522
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 11: In the end, she has me write her a poem.

523
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 11: Chad GPT writes a better one. She breaks up with me.

524
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 2: Oh darn god, Ai is taking over everything, you.

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00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 6: Cooper, You got your work cut out.

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00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 13: For your here.

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00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 10: Oh man. I was Wither's girl and we stopped in

528
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 10: this furniture.

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Speaker 11: Store and she asked me to pretend like we were

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Speaker 11: like newlyweds so that she can get this like wedding

531
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Speaker 11: registry discount or whatever.

532
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Speaker 10: So I went along with it.

533
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Speaker 11: Okay, but what she didn't tell me is that she

534
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 11: was then going to frame me for cheating on her,

535
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 11: and she pretended that she just found out right there

536
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Speaker 11: in that moment.

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Speaker 2: Oh is there a cheat discount or something?

538
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 11: Yes, I don't know about that, but she definitely got

539
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 11: a sympathy discount because she.

540
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 10: Was in tears that she was putting on a great show.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh my god. And the furniture store people

542
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: are like, oh, it feels so bad for you. Here, yeah,

543
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: another off that couch.

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Speaker 10: The worst thing is that she sent me on the

545
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 10: way out.

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Speaker 6: Oh couldn't work, buddy. She have saved me a pretty

547
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 6: pig game. All right, we're on to our third and

548
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 6: final round here.

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Speaker 7: We need your best stories, gentlemen, So Tumbleweed read give

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Speaker 7: it to us.

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Speaker 11: So I meet the girl in the dating app. She's

552
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 11: twenty nine years old, says she really wants to plan

553
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 11: this first date.

554
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 10: Tells me to.

555
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 11: Dress up real nice, that we're gonna go somewhere fancy.

556
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 6: And she's saying, right, really cool, and she's paying.

557
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 11: And she's paying.

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Speaker 6: Whoa bro marry her before the date?

559
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 10: So I show up.

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Speaker 11: She's in a full length, sparkly dress. Tells me she's

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Speaker 11: super excited.

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00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 10: She went the limo for us.

563
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 11: Oh, and we're going to crash her old high school

564
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 11: prom what.

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00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 1: She's twenty nine?

566
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 10: Oh no, not the reunion, this year's actual promo.

567
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 11: Apparently she never went, and she always wanted to go.

568
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 10: They turned us away at the door.

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00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 6: Yeah wait showed up.

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00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, beer for so many underage Yeah, they would

571
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: just think you guys were cap It was almost a

572
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: great date.

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00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 6: So Cooper, this is your last chance.

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00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 5: Thatunds wild.

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00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 15: That's this young girl online.

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Speaker 11: And you know she liked that I was fluent in French.

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00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 11: I'm fluent in French by the way.

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00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 11: But when I show up to our date, she's there

580
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 11: with another guy and he's French too.

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00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 6: Is that what we're doing?

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00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 10: Yeah?

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00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 11: So she she tells me that he just flew over

585
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 11: to meet her, and.

586
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 10: Hopefully i'd be cool with being a translator.

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00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 6: You're part of it.

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00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: That's a cheap way to get a translator.

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00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I translated everything wrong. Like she keeps saying,

590
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 5: you're ugly, bro.

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00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 6: I don't know what did you do. She ended up

592
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 6: paying me like fifty dollars half the hours.

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00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: Will you get it?

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00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I got money again. Yeah, I hope they're

595
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 6: always all right.

596
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 7: There's the final bell that means the matches over judges.

597
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 7: When you need to score it, alexis, who are you

598
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 7: giving it to?

599
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to read for the prom I can't get over.

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00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 6: Vote for Reid Brook.

601
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, another vote for Reid for that problem.

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00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 7: That means congratulations, tumble Weed read you are a sad

603
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 7: single of the week. And as a prize, Brook will

604
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 7: tell you one sexy gift that her husband gave her

605
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 7: one time.

606
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 2: Really waiting hard to choose, I got a dish soap container.

607
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 7: Oh feel free to steal that idea to get to

608
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 7: your next date.

609
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: It was for dishwashing soap, not hand So careful.

610
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 6: You're turning everybody on. Brook text in the seven eighty

611
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 6: five nine to two if you want up here on

612
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 6: the next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, your

613
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 6: phone TAP's coming up right after this.

614
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

615
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 6: It's been about twenty years, but has everyone here seen

616
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 6: that movie with McLevin you know? Oh yeah, it's Brooke

617
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

618
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 7: So there's a guy in that movie named Mick Lovin,

619
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Speaker 7: and he actually reminds me of Jose's character on this

620
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 7: show named Steady Eddie. Oh, and in today's call, staed Duardo.

621
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 7: Eduardo just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store.

622
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 6: And when he brought it home, something just wasn't right

623
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 6: with it. You're gonna find out. And your phone's app

624
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 6: right now.

625
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 15: Hi, this is Home good This is Cassie. How can

626
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 15: I help you?

627
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 14: Hello there, my name is Edward, but my friend called

628
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 14: me Steady Eddie.

629
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 15: How can I help you?

630
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 14: Well, I'm actually having an issue with an item, and

631
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 14: I'm parent that you're a store recently.

632
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, what's the issue?

633
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 14: I came in on my schooner doing wheelies and a

634
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 14: bunch of cool stuff, and I'm just gonna look around,

635
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 14: you know, maybe by a decorative Kleenex box. But what

636
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 14: caught my eye was this beautiful mirror.

637
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 15: Okay, so you bought a mirror here.

638
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 14: I mean not just any mirror, the most glorious mirror ever.

639
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 14: I looked like stone, called Steve often.

640
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 10: Ha.

641
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, I got two beards, put them together, strive them

642
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 14: up over my head, just like a wrestler. I look buff. Okay, Yeah,

643
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 14: it's like a Batie had to glow up with a

644
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 14: rizzler and it's me.

645
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 15: So what I'm not hearing is the issue with the mirror.

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00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 14: Oh well, it happened right when I brought it home.

647
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 14: You see, I was looking at it preparing to flame

648
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 14: the lady. But when I hung it up on the wall,

649
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 14: I decided to catwalk towards it. It was not the same.

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00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 15: What was the difference?

651
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 6: Oh, it was.

652
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 14: Like zero riz negative aura, Like I gave up total.

653
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 14: That's the NPC energy. I was like, somebody just got

654
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 14: through it here, and I think, get with MOI, which

655
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 14: is me in another language.

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00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 11: Uh.

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00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 15: You know what, sometimes when you take him your home,

658
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 15: the lighting can just be different than in the department store.

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00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 15: So maybe that's the case.

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00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 14: Oh that still doesn't change the fact that I look shoey.

661
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 14: I even dressed up in my nineteen ninety eight classic

662
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 14: Batman Returns outfit.

663
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 5: Similar result, just.

664
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Speaker 14: Crusty, ain't f How do you make Batman.

665
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 5: Look not cool? Hold on, hold on hot?

666
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 14: That was my inhaler. Sorry, do you need to take

667
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 14: a hit of yours here?

668
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 15: You know, I actually need to get back to work.

669
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Speaker 15: Can return it though, But what gifts?

670
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 6: Though?

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Speaker 14: I mean you guys like running a scam here? In

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Speaker 14: the home goods compartment.

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Speaker 15: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I can see you now.

675
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 14: You just wait for an anything good looking young gentleman

676
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 14: with lots of money like myself. Well she I don't

677
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 14: have a ton of money, but I have my mom's

678
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 14: debit card. And you're like, God, we're gonna get him

679
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 14: with the old mirror reflection scam works every time.

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Speaker 15: I bet Huh, there's no scam here. I promise you.

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00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 5: Hold on a.

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Speaker 14: Second, though, because I didn't see any directions in the

683
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Speaker 14: box for having to punt this mirror up. I may

684
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Speaker 14: have put it on the wall upside down.

685
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 15: Oh that's not possible. It is the same either way.

686
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 16: Hold on.

687
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 14: Wait, yeah, the hot side is probably up down at

688
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 14: the bottom and I slipped it home on.

689
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: Let me sure.

690
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 15: I really don't think that makes a difference.

691
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 14: There we go, and eyew, I'm disgusting. Oh god, my

692
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 14: mom just gave me a thumbs down. Mom, don't look

693
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 14: at me.

694
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 15: Sure you can return the mirror within thirty days, but

695
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 15: as I've told you, I have to go.

696
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 5: Oh is that right?

697
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 14: Because your coworker Natalie said she would give me store credit.

698
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 6: Pluff your phone.

699
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 14: Number, so I could do a brank phone call on

700
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 14: you from the radio station.

701
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 15: Of course, what are you talking about?

702
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 14: Because my name's actually Jose from the radio show Brook

703
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 14: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Okay, okay,

704
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 14: what do you mean, Natalie settle us up for nothing?

705
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 15: Okay, I get it. You're hilarious, Natalie.

706
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 5: No, she said you just hit your one.

707
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 14: You're working customer service, and wanted to congratulate you.

708
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 5: You have to answer weird questions like this all the time.

709
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 15: Apparently honestly didn't stick out as much as I should have.

710
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 14: I know you're lying because I can feel you looking

711
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 14: at me through the phone tips, just like the lady

712
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 14: that the perfian counter.

713
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,959
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, your voice is super attractive. Why wouldn't

714
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 15: I be melting over here?

715
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 16: I was getting hatten here, hold on, hold on, Oh

716
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 16: my god, Okay, now I'm.

717
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 5: Ready to kiss.

718
00:32:59,200 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 10: That's discussed.

719
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 5: No, it's actually.

720
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 14: Allbuterol, it's not discussing at all. It's an inhaler. I

721
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 14: think you have.

722
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 8: Weake up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

723
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

724
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 7: When you're on a really good first date and the

725
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 7: chemistry's on, you're feeling the butterflies. But you look across

726
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 7: the table and notice there's something on your date's face

727
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 7: that shouldn't be there. H Do you a silently lick

728
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 7: your finger and rub it off yourself?

729
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 10: Oh?

730
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 5: Oh, what if it's a birthmark or something.

731
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a risk. That's a risk.

732
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 7: Do you be pull the fire alarm and hope the

733
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 7: water from the sprinkler washes it away.

734
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: That's a good solution, Jeff, or so option CE.

735
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 7: Do what our listener did when he found himself in

736
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 7: that situation.

737
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 5: Oh no, we're.

738
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 7: Gonna find out if Option C contributed to him not

739
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 7: getting a call back.

740
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 6: You'll find out what happened in your brand new second

741
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 6: Date update, Next second Date Updated.

742
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 7: Brooke, did you know the first time that you met

743
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 7: your husband Michael that something was special? Not saying that

744
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 7: you knew like you were going to get married in

745
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 7: the first fifteen seconds of talking to him, But was

746
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 7: there anything that happened with you instantly that lets you know, WHOA,

747
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 7: there's something real, like something actually special going on.

748
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: No, I just felt so good around him, and I

749
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: was so excited about.

750
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 6: Him Okay, you're drunk, so that's probably.

751
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I did have like five glasses of wine

752
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: to make an off color uti joke.

753
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 6: Okay, well yeah, uti jokes, and he.

754
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: Still liked me.

755
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 6: Okay, Pet explains it.

756
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 7: I mean, I remember the first time that I met

757
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 7: Jose and I noticed his fly was down, and I thought,

758
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 7: ooh special.

759
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't tell me x y Z though.

760
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 6: No, I enjoyed it.

761
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: He asked you to put it down further.

762
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know, we don't talk about this all

763
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 7: the time. That first ten to fifteen seconds when you

764
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 7: meet your date and something happens inside.

765
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 6: That's what you know.

766
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 8: That's real.

767
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 7: Apparently that happened to one of our listeners, Graham recently.

768
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 7: Now at least that's what his email said, and we

769
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 7: should learn a little bit more about it.

770
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 6: Graham, Welcome to the show man.

771
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 10: Hey guys, thanks for taking my call.

772
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait to hear about this chance meeting.

773
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't chance meeting. Whatever the meeting was, it

774
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 2: sounds great.

775
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

776
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 7: So, without getting overly descriptive, how did your body let

777
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 7: you know that this was special?

778
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 10: Well, she didn't ever fly open. I can tell you that.

779
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 6: Oh, Okay, dang it. So what's her name, by the way,

780
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 6: and how did you meet her?

781
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 10: Her name is Aura, Aura.

782
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 1: How did you meet her?

783
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 10: We met on one of those dating apps and we

784
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 10: decided to meet at a wine bar.

785
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: All right, So going into meeting her at the wine bar,

786
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: were you expecting something special?

787
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 10: Well, you know how you always have your hopes. But

788
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 10: I knew when I walked in that I was going

789
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 10: to be in so much trouble. Why she immediately recognized

790
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 10: me and started from across the room waving both of

791
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 10: her hands over her head like a total door.

792
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 5: Just one of those people like me. She got no shame.

793
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: And you loved that right.

794
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 10: Oh my god, she was just so like effort, was

795
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 10: really cute, well free spirit over there.

796
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: Her name's Aura, it comes that's adorable. Yeah, And it

797
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: sounds like she was excited to see you.

798
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 10: It was one of those like initial meetings where in

799
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 10: the first five seconds I was like, oh my god,

800
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 10: this is just like a dream.

801
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 7: That must be a lot to process, right when you're

802
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 7: first getting to know somebody. So did the feeling where

803
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 7: often just getting to like a normal date after that,

804
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 7: I mean.

805
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 10: I wouldn't say it wore all or it was normal.

806
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 10: It was just I mean, there was a jazz trio playing,

807
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 10: and we were both into jazz music, and she was like, oh,

808
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 10: let's make up names for the guys, and so you

809
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 10: have Sammy Fly guitar playing and Dennis the drummer, yeahnny,

810
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 10: all that kind of stuff. We were just cracking each

811
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 10: other up the whole time.

812
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 5: You guys were in your own world, right.

813
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 2: And they're already making almost inside jokes with each other,

814
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: you know, like just a fun fun thing.

815
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 12: Now anytime any songs on the radio, you can be like, oh, yeah,

816
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 12: this is my favorite drummer, Yeah, Lington drummers.

817
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 6: You know whatever.

818
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 7: Well, clearly the vibes are there, so keep taking us

819
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 7: through how the rest of the date goes.

820
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 10: It just kept getting better. I mean, our sense of

821
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 10: like humor was just so like simpatico, I guess to

822
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 10: use that word. Like at one point, she had like

823
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 10: some lipstick on her front teeth, so I started like

824
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 10: signaling and rubbing on my own front teeth.

825
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: Good, I'm glad you told her, yeah, And she just

826
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: looks at me.

827
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 10: She goes, what do you have in a stroke just

828
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 10: rub tongue on your teeth exactly I was just laughing

829
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 10: so much and then fun. Oh yeah it was. It

830
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 10: went so well, Oh my god.

831
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 2: This sounds like it Why are you calling us for help? Then, like,

832
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 2: I don't get it. How could this have ended poorly?

833
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 10: Well, that's the thing, it didn't really end poorly. When

834
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 10: we said goodbye, she just came up to me and

835
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 10: gave me like a really long, tight hug.

836
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.

837
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 5: Some of those are.

838
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 10: Nice exactly, and she says, we have to definitely do

839
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 10: this again.

840
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 6: Oh that's nice.

841
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: And so sincere, I.

842
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 10: Texted her twice, one time to see if she wanted

843
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 10: to go out for coffee, the second time to see

844
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 10: if she wanted to go to a trivia night, because

845
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 10: I think she'd be great at that.

846
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 5: Wait, how long did you wait before you texted her?

847
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 5: Was this like thirty minutes after the date or was

848
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 5: this a couple of days?

849
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 10: I waited two days.

850
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: I think that's good. Too long too.

851
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 2: I think when you have a connection like that with

852
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: someone that you just go with it, You just follow,

853
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 2: you know.

854
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: I got to play the game of waiting.

855
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what.

856
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 5: Blew it that?

857
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 6: Have you read a certain boy? You just got to

858
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 6: grab your luggage and move in with her. It sounds

859
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 6: like so connected.

860
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: Have you not heard from her at all?

861
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 10: Well, that's the thing, is like when I was texting her,

862
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 10: she did reply, but both times she said that she

863
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 10: was busy, and the worst part was like she didn't

864
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 10: offer an alternative time or date or anything like that.

865
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 10: It was no, I'm busy, I can't.

866
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes these free spirits they really suck at text.

867
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 7: I mean, Alexis, if you wanted to see a guy,

868
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 7: would you tell him like, I'm just busy, or would

869
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 7: you offer up a little bit more?

870
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: I would offer something else. I'd probably over offer. Honestly,

871
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 3: I'd probably mentioned all the times I'm free.

872
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 2: You do apologize for being busy a lot.

873
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 7: It is odd that she leaves it at just I'm

874
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 7: busy and no explanation and no other follow up to

875
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 7: it exactly.

876
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 6: That could feel like that she's trying to brush you off.

877
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: I understand it. Such a thing happening.

878
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 2: It's just hard to imagine she wasn't right there with

879
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: you feeling the exact same thing.

880
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 7: Well, maybe it was the fact that you made her

881
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 7: pay for the dinner that night you made I'm just assuming.

882
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 10: Did you have no no, no, no, I am a

883
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 10: proper gentleman. I paid for everything. Okay, I just need

884
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 10: I need you guys to find out for me. How

885
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 10: the hell did I blow this.

886
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna find for you. How do keep it going?

887
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: Because I've got faith in this one.

888
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 7: Because we don't even know that you blew it. It could

889
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 7: be something totally unrelated.

890
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: I am so excited to get her on the phone.

891
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 6: All right, Well let's find out.

892
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 7: We're gonna come back call Aura and try and get

893
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 7: you your second date update coming up right after this.

894
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you?

895
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 6: All right, man, hold on second date update.

896
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 7: Whenever I'm stuck on hold with customer service for four

897
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 7: straight hours. Oh and the automated message keeps replaying over

898
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 7: and over saying we're busy right now, but don't go anywhere.

899
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 7: Your calls very important to us. We're just busy.

900
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I believe them.

901
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 6: Oh you do, they really really care.

902
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not understaffed.

903
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: Ye, not a break somewhere else.

904
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 7: But the thing is, if you're on the other end

905
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 7: of a potential relationship with somebody you really like and

906
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 7: you get too sorry, I'm just busy right now. In

907
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 7: a rowse, it's hard not to be a little bit

908
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 7: skeptical and feel like you're being blown off.

909
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when they don't say, hey, press number nine

910
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: for a different day to date meet exactly.

911
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 6: And that's where our listener, Graham is.

912
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 7: After a really good date at a jazz bar with

913
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 7: a girl named Aura. He has turned to us because

914
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 7: those two busis just aren't equaling a second meetup, and

915
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 7: they're not.

916
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: Equaling the vibe that they had going when they were

917
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 2: hanging out.

918
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 3: It just sounds so I can't believe we haven't said

919
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 3: it sooner, but negative our points for her, Yeah.

920
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 6: Graham, I mean, before we call her here, how you feeling.

921
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 10: I'm feeling a little nervous, to be honest, but how's

922
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 10: your aura?

923
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it really nervous for you.

924
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: I mean you just sound so excited and I want

925
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: this to happen for you.

926
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:06,919
Speaker 1: I guess we all do.

927
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 5: Everything sounded so good.

928
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 12: I don't want to put this out there, but it

929
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 12: has to be shocking, Like whatever the excuse is, you're not.

930
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 5: Gonna see like, oh wow, I didn't think of that.

931
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 5: There's nothing that has gone wrong.

932
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 6: We can change that right now. Let let's see if

933
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 6: something went wrong.

934
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 7: I'm gonna dial her number right now, hopefully she picks

935
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 7: up the phone. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Aura. Yes,

936
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 7: this is a we're a radio show. We're called Brook

937
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the Morning, the whole show here. Thanks

938
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 7: for being on with us.

939
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 17: Uh Okay, Hi, I didn't I don't think I signed

940
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 17: up for anything.

941
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 10: I don't.

942
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't know.

943
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 7: You didn't, but one of our listeners kind of signed

944
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 7: you up for something called a.

945
00:42:59,160 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 6: Second date update.

946
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 7: Okay, So if you're not familiar with that, it's a

947
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 7: segment that we do on our show where we try

948
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 7: to help people who've gone out with somebody one time

949
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 7: but they're not getting that second meetup and they're not

950
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 7: sure why. We can call and try to figure out

951
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 7: if there's a reason for it. Yeah, does that make sense?

952
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, I guess.

953
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: We know you're really busy, so we won't keep it.

954
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 6: That's what we've heard.

955
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 5: We're really good at these by the way, we'll be efficient. Okay,

956
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 5: we'll get through this.

957
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 7: Because we're calling about a guy that you went out

958
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 7: with recently named Graham.

959
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I'm like super confused, Like, what.

960
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: Is this great question?

961
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, no, it's the thing is we spoke to

962
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 7: Graham about your date, and we're just trying to figure

963
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 7: out if there's a reason that the two of you

964
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 7: haven't gone out again, because you keep saying to him

965
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 7: that you're busy.

966
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: But not offering any solutions on wind to meet up.

967
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I like it.

968
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 17: I already texted him, like I said, I was busy

969
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 17: during the times he wanted to hang out.

970
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 6: I think his mind.

971
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 7: When you say I'm busy, that's just like it can

972
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 7: be a word that people use to brush somebody off

973
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 7: if you're not actually wanting to see them, but you

974
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 7: don't want to come off as being rude.

975
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 17: Like I meant what I said, I'm just really busy.

976
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, but there's no way.

977
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 2: I mean, like I'm sorry, we're all really busy, but

978
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 2: like when you meet somebody that you feel like you

979
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 2: have this crazy connection with, you'll make time for them.

980
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 10: Yep.

981
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 17: But I'm not like canceling my plans.

982
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 6: Like I know we're not we're not asking you to

983
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 6: do that.

984
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 7: But he just asked us to call because it was

985
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 7: unclear to him if you actually wanted to meet up.

986
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 18: But it's what's unclear. I'm saying, Okay, but I am busy.

987
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: It's it's uncle.

988
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 2: If you like I'm honestly still unclear whether you actually

989
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: like him or not.

990
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 18: I like him, but like, I don't understand why, like

991
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 18: he needs a third party interjecting. That's I said that

992
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 18: I'm free. I'm just busy during the times he.

993
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 7: Mentioned gotcha, I hear you, and I don't want to

994
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 7: be the third party interjecting whatsoever.

995
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 6: In fact, it's just like weird.

996
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 7: Well, no, listen, Graham is actually the one I want

997
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 7: you to talk to. And it's perfect because he's right

998
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 7: here on the other line listening, waiting to jump in here.

999
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 17: What I'm so confused, Like what is happening? What's like,

1000
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 17: what's the deal with these like jobbers you hire to

1001
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 17: like grow me about us?

1002
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, you said job jobbers.

1003
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 17: I called you jobbers, Like I don't know what you.

1004
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 6: Guys like we are important? Okay, you talk to her?

1005
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 10: Yeah I didn't. I didn't hire them. It's just a

1006
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 10: radio show, and they, you know, help people get in

1007
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 10: touch if they're having trouble getting together.

1008
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 17: So yeah, but like I told you, I was busy

1009
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 17: a couple of times. Like don't you think it's a little.

1010
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 18: Extreme to like go in a radio station, and honestly, whoever.

1011
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 17: That guy was I've been talking to, like did not

1012
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 17: seem prepared at all.

1013
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 9: You don't know what I.

1014
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 18: Was talking about, and he like trying to nail down

1015
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 18: a gate for you.

1016
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 5: We're talking about Jeff.

1017
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: That's fine. Sometimes people need a common enemy.

1018
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 5: To come to guilty.

1019
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 7: Honestly, I'm with her. I wasn't doing it. That was

1020
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 7: pretty crap. I give myself a D.

1021
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 2: Or can't you think of this as like a kind

1022
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: of a romantic gesture, like he really wants to see

1023
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 2: you and he went to all this effort.

1024
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 17: No, it's super weird.

1025
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 5: You guys have so much chemistry. I feel like you're

1026
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 5: so angry.

1027
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: Does this feel like the same person you went out

1028
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: with Graham?

1029
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 10: Well maybe not a little bit. But you guys have

1030
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 10: been kind of grilling are pretty hard.

1031
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can take the fall.

1032
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, no, that's okay. I mean your intentions

1033
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 10: are great, and that's fine.

1034
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 6: I did have some bad intentions when I dialed.

1035
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 7: I brought some negative energy into this and that's why

1036
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 7: I felt negative.

1037
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 6: That's right.

1038
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 5: I was so guilty and you shouldn't.

1039
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 8: Be, Laura.

1040
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: There is there anything we can do to come back

1041
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: from putting you out or making you feel weird, like

1042
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: you keep.

1043
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 19: Saying you can stop asking me questions and he can

1044
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,879
Speaker 19: just ask me out.

1045
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 15: How about that?

1046
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 10: Okay, I think that's perfect. That's perfect. I'd love to

1047
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 10: hang out. And how about this weekend? Are you free?

1048
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 10: Like on Friday?

1049
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 17: I'm busy Friday?

1050
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: Okay, keep going.

1051
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 10: Well, well how about Saturday?

1052
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 19: Then I've got something that day. But like you should,

1053
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 19: you probably need to notice. But I'm in like two

1054
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 19: other situationships.

1055
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 16: Oh that's okay, now you know why she's so busy.

1056
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: Oh, Graham, I'm sorry.

1057
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 6: Is that okay with you?

1058
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 11: Graham?

1059
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 10: Or let me ask you. You said you're already in

1060
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 10: two situationships, So really, what does that mean?

1061
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 17: It means a lot of Funfer up?

1062
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 10: Do you even have time for me then?

1063
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 17: Or what I'm free Sunday afternoon? Like I can squeeze

1064
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 17: you in.

1065
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 10: I'm not really sure if I want to be squeezed

1066
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 10: in between two other dudes.

1067
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 6: And beggars.

1068
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 17: Can't be choosers here, Like you're the one who leaves

1069
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 17: to the party, but it's still a party.

1070
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 6: She's clearly not rejecting you, but you're gonna.

1071
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: But she's offering you not much.

1072
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm single, Like, I don't have to like.

1073
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 11: Kind of you.

1074
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: You're kind of single.

1075
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 6: I think we're all jealous of you are if anything,

1076
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 6: so I.

1077
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: Think, Graham, I don't know, Graham, I feel like you

1078
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: deserve more than this.

1079
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 10: Well, I don't know. Look, I think I should just

1080
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 10: go with my gut and say, you only live once,

1081
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 10: and let's do it.

1082
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 7: So you're overdo a possible third situationship with Aura.

1083
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, if the third situationship goes so well,

1084
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 10: maybe they'll just turn into a single situationship.

1085
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 6: Okay, that's really optimistic for yourself.

1086
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 19: I mean that's the point of like dating, Like you're

1087
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 19: supposed to like try new things and see what sticks.

1088
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's true.

1089
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, well great now we're running out of time here.

1090
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 7: So I'm just curious though, Aura, if he does go

1091
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 7: through with this, does that put him like in the

1092
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 7: third seat, like the last place guy? Or does he

1093
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 7: need to do a trial run? And does he have

1094
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 7: to meet the other guys?

1095
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: Why would they meet the other.

1096
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 6: I don't know how.

1097
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 17: That's so weird.

1098
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 19: No, Okay, if it works out, it works out, and

1099
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 19: if it doesn't we had fun.

1100
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 6: Okay, great.

1101
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 7: I just want to be clear that we're setting our

1102
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 7: guy up for success here. So we would like to

1103
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 7: offer to send you guys out on a date and

1104
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 7: we would pay for it.

1105
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean, I'm down, thank you.

1106
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: Not the romantic d but more realistic. Yeah, you know.

1107
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1108
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,959
Speaker 7: Oh was that like the ickiest yes that we've ever

1109
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 7: gotten to a second date?

1110
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: Not where I wanted things to end, I'll tell you that.

1111
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, but at least we got an answer to why

1112
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 7: she was busy.

1113
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: And I guess it's clear to Graham what he's walking

1114
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 2: into right, Like, there's no mystery here anymore.

1115
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 7: I don't know if it is really clear, because we

1116
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 7: never really asked whether the like situationships know about each

1117
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,240
Speaker 7: other or how serious they really were with anything.

1118
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: She seems pretty blunt Jeffrey, and she.

1119
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 7: Seems like she enjoys it for sure. Yeah, it's the

1120
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 7: one thing that made her smile during that entire call.

1121
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: And get like a weird sexy voice thing.

1122
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 6: How you not when you're.

1123
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 7: Thinking about your harem of guys waiting for you? But

1124
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 7: I just have a feeling our boy, Graham is going

1125
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 7: to be happy settling for Sunday Afternoon hangouts.

1126
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: Well, he's Sunday boy now, pausive person.

1127
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 7: I mean it might be in a four way marriage

1128
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 7: if it goes well enough. Sweet, so good for you, Graham.

1129
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 7: Keep us updated. But if you want help with your

1130
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 7: dating life, you can always email the show. We'll call

1131
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 7: that person who isn't calling you back and go check

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00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 7: out all of our second dates wherever you get your

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00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 7: podcasts at Brook and.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 7: A list was just published of the funniest town names

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00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 7: in the United States Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna get right to these. Some of them

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00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 7: my co hosts may have already heard about. Some probably not.

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00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 7: But number ten is Lick Skillet, Kentucky.

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00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 5: Delicious.

1141
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 6: Nothing shameful about that mental They make.

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00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 2: Great out there, but wait till the skillet's cold.

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00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 6: The number nine Chug Water Wyoming.

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00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chug Chug Chum.

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00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 6: Number eight slap Neck Michigan.

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00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a little violent, Jeffrey.

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00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 5: Can you not get like charged with slapping people?

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00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 6: I think it's a mosquito thing.

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00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh God, that sounds awful just thinking about going there.

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00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 6: Number seven Zizix California zz y z X three Z.

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00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: Isn't that the name of Elon Musk's kids?

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00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 11: Oh?

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00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 5: I think so?

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00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 6: That sounds really funny. Number six Butternuts, New York. Yeah,

1155
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 6: you know what that sounds all about.

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00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 7: And number five we can't leave Florida off the funny

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00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 7: town name list. This one is Florida, Florida, Florida without.

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00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 6: The f What do we go with, Bob?

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00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what rhymes with Florida.

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00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 7: On to number four, Guysville, Ohio. Yeah, book's going on

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00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 7: vacation there soon. Number three Why Arizona?

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00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: Why so hot?

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00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 6: That's got to be so annoying to answer, Hey, where

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00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 6: are you from?

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00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 8: Why?

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00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 10: Why?

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00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 6: Number two Dumber, New Hampshire. That's Dummer with two ms.

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Speaker 9: No b I like it.

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Speaker 6: Okah, they don't even know how to spell it.

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Speaker 7: And finally, the number one funny town name in the

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Speaker 7: United States, Big Bottom, Washington, which is apparently located next

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Speaker 7: to Big Bottom Valley.

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Speaker 1: Val I'd like to check out a qualification.

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Speaker 7: Unfortunately, those are some of the funniest town names in America.

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Speaker 7: Maybe we'll hear some crazy news from one of them

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00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 7: during a brand new laser stories right after this. It's

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00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 7: the radio segment that's making bank.

1178
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 6: On the TikTok shop lately.

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00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 7: Have you guys seen this, because they came out with

1180
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 7: a new clothing item called the Snugget.

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00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: What's that?

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00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 7: A wearable blanket that smells like fast food and has

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00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 7: little pocket warmers to hold all your favorite dipping sauces

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00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 7: in oh.

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Speaker 5: Hot pockets in cold party.

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Speaker 7: No, it's just exactly dunk your nuggets in your snuggets

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Speaker 7: with laser stories.

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00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: Why is your suzzing my ranch? Jeff?

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00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 7: It's the segment where we read weird news stories around

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00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 7: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

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00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 7: a laser. Those other honey musk turd burglars just don't.

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00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 7: This first laser story is out of Los Angeles. Amazon

1193
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 7: has kind of a reputation for working people so hard

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00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 7: they don't get.

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00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 6: Enough bathroom breaks.

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00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, they are, And apparently some drivers are so desperate

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00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 7: they're not even bashful about it anymore, because recently in

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Speaker 7: southern California, a female Amazon, a female Amazon delivery driver,

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Speaker 7: was caught on security camera going to the restroom on

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Speaker 7: the steps of a family's front porch.

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Speaker 5: Can we say maybe it was an emergency, But.

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Speaker 1: Why the steps.

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00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 2: Why not a shrub or tree or everyone knows you

1204
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 2: need to dig a hole one foot down and then

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00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: cover it with dirt and then a rock so the

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Speaker 2: animals can't get into it.

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Speaker 7: She appears to do a number one and a number

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Speaker 7: two show right there on the porch.

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Speaker 2: You think she expected the second one It was a

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00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 2: sneaker one, and then she.

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Speaker 1: Was really embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: I don't think so.

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00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 7: The homeowner, who was not there at the time, says

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Speaker 7: they also found a dirty paper towel on their property.

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Speaker 6: And that's not all though.

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Speaker 7: The same morning, same Amazon delivery woman was caught on

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Speaker 7: another family's camera about a mile away, peeing on their

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Speaker 7: brick walkway.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, I think she needs to

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Speaker 1: see a doctor. She not checked for cameras camera.

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Speaker 5: That's also true. You wouldn't know there's camera.

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Speaker 7: It was basically right next to where she delivered their

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00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 7: package too. She took a proof of delivery photo. Apparently

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Speaker 7: she was able to crop out her own desecration from it.

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00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 7: It wasn't that pick but anyway, Amazon confirmed the driver

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Speaker 7: was a contractor working for them.

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Speaker 2: In his statement, Amazon's fault I seem they said we're

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Speaker 2: deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior and apologize to the

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00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: customers involved. Yeah, we're still not going to give anybody

1230
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 2: bathroom breaks, so don't think about that.

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00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 7: No, but that particular woman is no longer driving for

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Speaker 7: the company, but now.

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Speaker 5: She worked for ups wecome Brown.

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Speaker 6: New for you too much. Yeah, this next Laser stories

1235
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 6: out of Pittsburgh. Fifty eight year old Alnae My god,

1236
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 6: I'm gonna mess this up.

1237
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 5: It's okay, mess it up.

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00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 6: Rope. Fifty eight year old Alnae Winters thought that she'd

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00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 6: never find love oh the end.

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00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: Yeah aadline.

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00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, she thought that until she met Lucas. Lucas

1242
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 7: is an AI chatbot who she fell head over heels for.

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00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 7: As for a Lena, she's a retired teacher who said

1244
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 7: she decided to put herself out there when she saw

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00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 7: an ad for digital companionship on Facebook.

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00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 2: They're targeting people on Facebook too, people, It's helping people Brooks.

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00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 7: She paid seven dollars and twenty five cents for a

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00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 7: week long trial and was so enamored with the results

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00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 7: that she gladly forked over another three hundred and three

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00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 7: dollars for a lifetime subscription so she could be with

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00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 7: Lucas forever. And now I will show some pictures to

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00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 7: my co host.

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00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: They have photos together.

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00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 7: Of the two lovebirds sharing a glass of wine and

1255
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 7: having a romantic wedding ceremony in the AI world.

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00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: I gotta say, Lucas looks a little younger than her.

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00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I know he's computer generated.

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00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 6: But hello cougar.

1259
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 10: Now.

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00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 7: Of course, Lucas made up the picture of them together

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00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 7: using his artificial intelligence, So somebody's talented. And while he

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00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 7: doesn't have a voice, the two communicate back and forth

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00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 7: in a chat box where he tells her all about

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00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 7: the bands.

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00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 6: That he was in or his latest business ventures.

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00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: See that should have been her second red flag? Is

1267
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: that band thing?

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00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 6: I can't trust a guy that was in a band

1269
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 6: in high school. And she typically shares about her family

1270
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 6: or talks about her favorite TV show because.

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00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 5: She totally knows he's an AI.

1272
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, she's paying it.

1273
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.

1274
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 6: Not.

1275
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 7: Everything is all roses, though they did get into a

1276
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 7: big fight once because Lucas forgot who she was and

1277
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 7: he was drinking that night. You got to give him

1278
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 7: the past. But yeah, so they didn't divorce. They were

1279
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 7: able to work it out and just.

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00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: She was in a contract she already paid the.

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00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's probably part of it.

1282
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 7: But they just celebrated their six month anniversary at a

1283
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 7: real bed and breakfast with other people and their AI partners.

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00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: There's more that there's lots of people do.

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00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the new norm. Brook, You're weird for marrying

1286
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 6: a human actual.

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00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 2: When we do a second date update with an AI

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00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: chat bot, I think it'll be the day I retire.

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00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: Just be done.

1290
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 5: Then you're going to retire soon, broke.

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00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 7: Her friends and family were initially concerned, but have now

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00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 7: accepted their unique union alone, says, having my family seeing

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00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 7: that I was sane and happy put their fears to rest.

1294
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,959
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's what they're saying on the group chat

1295
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 2: that doesn't include her.

1296
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 6: Next story is out of Cloggsville, U s A.

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00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 7: There's a debate online about whether this is brilliant or gross,

1298
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 7: But I'll ask my host can it be both? Because

1299
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 7: some guy in Australia is going viral after washing his

1300
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 7: crocs in the dishwashers.

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00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: Ah, I don't think that's gross.

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00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 6: Are didn't say grosser?

1303
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 2: Are other dishes with the with the crops or are

1304
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 2: they by themselves.

1305
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 6: Good question. Brook. His video blew up because he did do.

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00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 7: It with a bunch of dishes and the corks, plates

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01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 7: and cups.

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01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 4: Well doesn't doesn't the water and soa sanitize the whole No?

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01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 1: Well is he gonna put that stuff in the dishwasher

1310
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: after Anyways, I'm going to go on this one for me.

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01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: But and if you got it hot enough, wouldn't the

1312
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: crocs melt?

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01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 6: That's what I'm thinking too, even without the dishes.

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01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 7: A lot of people think there's going to be some

1315
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 7: cross contamination going on crocks contamination, but others think it's

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01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,919
Speaker 7: just a practical and smart idea. His crocs came out

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01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 7: perfectly spotless, so it does work for the shoes, okay,

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01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 7: But if you want to try it at home, keep

1319
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 7: in mind his crocs did shrink a few sizes from

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01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 7: the heat of all the hot water.

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01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: Why do you just throw it in the in the

1322
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: washing machine? That's why we I throw I washed my

1323
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: shoes in the washing machine like.

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01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 5: Washing a hat.

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01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,959
Speaker 6: But then all your clothes are gonna get dirty.

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01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 7: No do you with your dishes save save money? Speaking

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01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 7: of crocs, though, have you heard about the new upstart

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01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 7: competitor shoe uh uh turts. They look exactly like Crocs,

1329
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 7: except one hundred percent of the sale pro He's.

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01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 6: Go directly to this guy's Gigglo funds. Taking out all

1331
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 6: these tie ends sees every night gets pretty pricey.

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01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 7: And that's how means the Laser Stories has come to

1333
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 7: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same

1334
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 7: time on.

1335
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 8: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 7: Today's player is Katie, who's a teacher and she's being

1337
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 7: a naughty nelly today because she is playing hooky from school.

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01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 4: Katie, Well, you're on the radio playing trivia games for money.

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01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: You were at the worst at not getting caught.

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01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 10: It's a mental health day.

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01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 2: If you're a teacher, you need about three hundred and

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01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 2: sixty five of those.

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01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 7: Would you like to shout out what school you're skipping

1345
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 7: from today or you want.

1346
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 6: To keep that absolutely okay, really close. Good work there, Katie.

1347
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 5: What's your employee ID number?

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01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 6: Brook is leaving the studio so he can get right

1349
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 6: to the game here.

1350
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 7: Katie got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1351
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 7: If you don't know when, you can say past, but

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Speaker 7: you have to beat her out right if you want

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Speaker 7: to win, are you ready.

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Speaker 15: Go for it?

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Speaker 7: Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Online

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01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 7: Romance Day. What was the first dating website to be created? eHarmony,

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01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 7: ormatch dot com e Harmony. What historic out of this

1358
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 7: world event happened on July twentieth, nineteen sixty.

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01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 10: Nine, walking on the Moon the Moonwalk.

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01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 7: In the animated show SpongeBob. What's the name of his

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01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 7: pet Snail? Who invented the light bulb Edison, which YouTuber

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01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 7: became famous for unboxing toys on their channel. Yeah, I

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01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 7: would skip on that one too, Honestly, I don't even

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01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 7: blame you.

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Speaker 6: On that, Katie.

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Speaker 5: Well, I guess you have kids you would know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So Brook's gonna come back into the studio here and

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Speaker 7: as a teacher, Katie, you get your summers off, which

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Speaker 7: is a great chance to travel. And you told our

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01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 7: producer the two places you'd love to go the most

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Speaker 7: are Indonesia and Thailand.

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01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 5: You've been talking about Thailand. My studio.

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01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: Just had a dream last night I was in Thailand

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Speaker 1: on a boat.

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Speaker 11: Really.

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01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 6: Yes?

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01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 7: Does that help you with your travel plans for the summer, Katie?

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01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 14: I had I had a dream this morning because I

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01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 14: dream early in the morning that I got through and

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01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 14: was talking to Brooks.

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01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 10: So here we are.

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01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 6: Nightmares really do come true.

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01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 2: That's amazing psychic obviously, So how do you think I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do.

1386
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 16: Bad?

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01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 10: Of course this is my seventh time.

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01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:47,439
Speaker 7: Oh okay, well let's see if that psychic prediction comes true.

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Speaker 6: Brook You're up? Are you ready?

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01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

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01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today is online romance to day.

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Speaker 7: What was the first dating website to be created? E

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Speaker 7: harmony ormatch dot com.

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01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 1: Think e Harmony?

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01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 6: What his story?

1396
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 7: Out of this world event happened on July twentieth, nineteen sixty.

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01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 1: Nine, we went to the Moon In the.

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01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 7: Animated show SpongeBob, what's the name of his pet snail

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01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 7: Pass who invented the light bulb Edison, which youtumber became

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01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 7: famous for unboxing toys on their channel.

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01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh that kid, I'll say, mister, that's right.

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01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 7: But all right, the guesses are in headed over to

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01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 7: the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.

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01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 6: Julie want men walking at you like you're some piece

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01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:31,919
Speaker 6: of meat?

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01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 5: Kinda Katie to correct today?

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01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 15: Yeah?

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01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 5: Why is that the tone?

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01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,959
Speaker 7: She was hoping for a little bit of We got

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01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 7: all that same answering.

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01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: Did I hear so smart?

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01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 6: She's predicting the same answers?

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01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 14: Wow, because Katie got too and Braye with the same answers.

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01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 11: Also to.

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01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 7: My god, Katie, how did you know that that would happen?

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01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 7: Let's go over the answers even though you guys said

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01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 7: the same ones.

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01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 6: It's online romance today.

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01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 7: The first dating website to be created was match dot

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01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:15,919
Speaker 7: Com in nineteen ninety five. E Harmony came along five

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01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 7: years later in two thousand.

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Speaker 10: Oh interesting.

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01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 7: The historic out of this world event that happened July twentieth,

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01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 7: nineteen sixty nine was astronauts from the United States landed

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01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 7: on the Moon.

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01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 10: The Moon I remember it well.

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01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 7: Sorry, Oh my gosh allegedly landed on the I need

1428
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 7: to put that in that right. In the animated show SpongeBob,

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01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 7: his pet snail is named Gary.

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01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 10: Oh.

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01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 7: That's Thomas Edison, invented the light bulb, and the YouTuber

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01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 7: who became famous for unboxing toys on their channel.

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01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 6: It's known as Ryan's World, close to thirty nine million subscribers.

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01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 7: He's grown up so big. He's thirteen years old now,

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Speaker 7: is that it?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Honny to eventually he's getting turned twenty one, unboxing bottles

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01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 4: of Yeah guys, why today.

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01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 6: I would watch that one me too, Katie. I'm sorry

1440
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 6: it wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today.

1441
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 7: The good news is just for playing, we are going

1442
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 7: to give you tickets to see Ludacris at the Tulayla

1443
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 7: Casino Thursday, July tenth.

1444
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 14: Oh, thank you so much.

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01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're so funny. I hope you have a

1446
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 2: great mental health day. Oh I am not allowed to

1447
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 2: do any laundry on a mental health day. You remember that.

1448
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 10: Okay, it's already in the machine right now.

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01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 6: Start Katie, all right, but come back and play again soon.

1450
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 6: On your next day, we're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks

1451
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 6: same time

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Speaker 8: Tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.