1 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, you are listening to a bonus episode of 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: I Saw What You Did. My name is Millie to Jericho, 3 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: I'm Danielle Henderson, and yeah, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, we're 4 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 1: back to do a bonus. Uh. 5 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 2: We got we got a. 6 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: Fun one, maybe a series of fun ones coming up. 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 2: Yeah. We uh. 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 3: We decided to do what most people do with their 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 3: bonus episodes and take it to. 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 2: Our mail bag. That's right. We were doing some mail bags. 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: You know, we obviously do some mail bags for you know, 12 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: the main feed, but we figured we get a lot 13 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: of mail, not gonna brag. 14 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 2: Is that a brag? We're not. We're not bragging, is 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 2: the fact. Yeah. Man. 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: So it's basically like, we get a lot of mail, 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: and you know, we figured, hey, when you know, instead 18 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: of being all Sophie's choice about what goes into the 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 1: main feed, why not just do it on the bonus. 20 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: And we asked this time for. 21 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: People to send in their wildest movie theater stories. 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 2: So that's what this episode is going to be about. 23 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: It's going to be about people's wild movie going experiences. 24 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: And I mean we've already heard of one of yours, 25 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: which is like the it's kind of like patient zero 26 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 1: for this really is the one where you were at 27 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 1: Magic Mike XXL and the sponge. 28 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in a movie theater in Union Square 29 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 3: in New York City with my friend Maggie. Had never 30 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 3: seen the first Magic Mike, didn't know what I was 31 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 3: in for. Went to Magic mic XXL and it was 32 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 3: the rowdiest crowd I've ever been in in my life, 33 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 3: just like a regular seven PM showing, and someone got 34 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 3: so excited they threw a kitchen sponge at the screen. 35 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: I mean, they must have had to stop and think, like, 36 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: chances are I'm not getting this back and it's a 37 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: low cost item, and I'm fucking stoked to be here, 38 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: so why not? 39 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 2: Why not? And also like did they have their groceries 40 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 2: with them? Were they? 41 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 3: Like is it part of their job? Like I don't know, 42 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 3: but that sponge was there and then it was gone. 43 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 3: They sacrificed it. 44 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: You know what else I thought too after you told 45 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: that story, what if it was like supposed to have 46 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: been suggesting that somebody needed to be mopped up? 47 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? 48 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: Likes to be a cleanup and like the Magic Sexy. 49 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 2: The Magic Mike XXL Rocky Horror version. 50 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 3: They're just throwing sponges and condoms at the screen. 51 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: It definitely had to be No, I'm kidding. What the 52 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: part where Matt Bomber sings. Do you remember that part 53 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: where he starts serenading And I was like, this is 54 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: the least sexy thing. 55 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 2: I've ever seen. 56 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 3: Very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, very like second hand embarrassed during 57 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 3: that whole. 58 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: I can't even remember the song. 59 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, I don't know if 60 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: it was like a Brian Adam. I think it was 61 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: Brian Adams, like a Brian Adams song guard. 62 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,119 Speaker 3: It could have been fucking Ave Maria, and I would 63 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 3: have been so embarrassed for him. 64 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 2: Listen, Matt Baumer is very attractive. We know this, But 65 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 2: that's a fucking theater kid. If I ever saw one. 66 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: Singing that song in that movie serenading these Southern moms, 67 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: give me a break. 68 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 2: Anyway. So, I yeah, I love that story. 69 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 3: But do you have one? Do you have I have 70 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 3: another one? I have another wild theater story. But what's 71 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 3: what's yours? 72 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 2: Like? 73 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 3: I know we recently talked about how you fell asleep 74 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 3: in the movie. 75 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, honestly, like, I don't know if I've had, 76 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: but I also thought about this too. You know, I 77 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: grew up in Atlanta, so seeing movies in Atlanta for 78 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: better or for worse is pretty much like seeing a 79 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: movie theater. 80 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: Like nowhere else in the world or something, you know what. 81 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: I mean, Because it's like a lot of times people 82 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 1: are chatting through movies, which I said, like I said, 83 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 1: is for better or for worse. And then especially if 84 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: a movie is like extra stupid, like if it's like 85 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: a horror movie or a you know, big budget action 86 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: or disaster movie, or if it's like a teen movie. 87 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: Like me and my friend's side went and saw that 88 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: movie Varsity Blues the weekend that it came out. And 89 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: I don't know why, because neither one of us are 90 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: any kind of James Vanderbeek fan. 91 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: I don't know why we saw it. 92 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 3: You were not watching Dawson's Creek. You're just like, let's 93 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 3: just go because it's because it's playing. 94 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think it was like, you know how 95 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: like when you're a young person and you're like, let's 96 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: just go to Places Stone and it kind of like 97 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: doesn't matter where. I think that was kind of the 98 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: vibe like I think we were like, let's just go 99 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: to a movie stone and we don't care what it is. 100 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: And I remember that movie being super fucking rowdy. I 101 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 1: saw it at North de Cab Mall. Anybody in atl 102 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: will know exactly what I'm talking about. And it was 103 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: filled with like teenagers. And there was the part where 104 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: the girl puts on the whip cream bikini thing. 105 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 3: I've never seen it. 106 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: Well, some blonde hattie in the movie who I thought 107 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 1: was Jessica Simpson, but I think it's not. 108 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 2: It's like some other. 109 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 1: Young actor of that era who looks like Jessica Simpson 110 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: at one point is naked, except she puts this like 111 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: whip cream around her breasts and her vagina and walks 112 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: through like a house. 113 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 3: That is a a uast infection waiting to happen, but 114 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 3: might continue. 115 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: A teen yeast infection for sure. And I remember when 116 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 1: that part happened, like everybody screamed, like it was like 117 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,280 Speaker 1: a thing where people, I think like thirty percent of 118 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,720 Speaker 1: the audience was like, woo, who's sexy, wexy, and then 119 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: the other seventy percent were like this dumb. 120 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 2: White bitch, what the fuck is she doing? 121 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: Like and it was funny because I think Say and 122 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: I were both like, uh, we're too stone to have 123 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 1: a proper reaction, but we'll enjoy whatever's happening. So yeah, 124 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: I'm and that's not even that crazy. But but then 125 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: just general other shit like people who take off their 126 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: shoes in the movie theater, people who bring in weird foods, 127 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: people who bring in tons of bags for no fucking reason. 128 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 2: You know how it goes. 129 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 3: Ugh, I feel you don't go to the movies around 130 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 3: Christmas because you're losing seats to bags, and that's just 131 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 3: a fight waiting to happen. Like I understand needing the 132 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 3: break from the shopping experience, but like subways and public 133 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 3: transportation and movies around Christmas time, I have seen way 134 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 3: too many fights start that way. 135 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: The worst is when somebody comes in with like four 136 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: or five shopping bags and then wants to sit inside 137 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: of an aisle. 138 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 2: Yes, oh my goodness, yes. 139 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 3: And then you have you're trying to step over bags 140 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 3: and it's like a fucking double dare. 141 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 2: Of course, just to get to your seat and gone forbid, 142 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,239 Speaker 2: they have to use the bathroom. 143 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,239 Speaker 1: And if they come alone, they're bringing all those bags 144 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: and you're like, come. 145 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 3: We better bring all those bags. So I'm stealing those bags. 146 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 3: We know how I am in a movie theater, I 147 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 3: will I have fantasies of murder I have. I will 148 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 3: steal your fucking bags. Movie theaters are a lawless territory 149 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 3: for me. 150 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 2: Lord, I can't believe I went to so money with 151 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 2: you and hadn't been I know, I didn't steal anything 152 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 2: for you the whole time. I have nothing of value, So. 153 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 3: I that's not true. 154 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 2: I got kicked out of Tropic Thun. Oh my god, 155 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 2: you got kicked out. I've never been kicked out of 156 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 2: a movie. Yeah, I got kicked out of the theater. 157 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 3: So I went to Tropic Thunder with my then boyfriend 158 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 3: soon to be husband and then soon to be ex husband, 159 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 3: and we went together to this movie which was already 160 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 3: you know, bad, it's not a good movie. But I went, 161 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 3: you know, I was like, all right, let's see Robert 162 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 3: Daniel Junior doing blackface. 163 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 2: Fine. 164 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 3: And it was right around the time when like people 165 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 3: just had no etiquette around phones and they still don't, 166 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 3: but like really didn't have any etiquette around cell phones 167 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 3: in a movie theater. So there was this couple in 168 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 3: front of us and the woman and the couple kept 169 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 3: popping open her cell phone. And when you pop open 170 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 3: a cell phone in a movie, I don't care what 171 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 3: seat somebody's in. You can see it in every seat 172 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 3: in the theater. It is so distracting and it is 173 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,319 Speaker 3: so bright. And I don't care if you tried to 174 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,839 Speaker 3: like hunt over, like everyone can see it. If you 175 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 3: open your cell phone in a movie, you're a dick. 176 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 2: True, But I. 177 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 3: Feel like so she kept opening it, and I kept 178 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 3: leaning forward and being like, oh, I'm so sorry, but 179 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 3: you know, it's really distracting. Would you might, like, you know, 180 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 3: turning your phone off. And it's not like she was 181 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 3: like a doctor on call or something. She was just 182 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 3: like texting her dumb friends. Yeah, And she wouldn't. 183 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 2: Turn it off. 184 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,439 Speaker 3: And she kept doing it and kept doing it and 185 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 3: kept doing it, and so I started throwing my popcorn 186 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 3: at her. I would just like throwing handfuls of popcorn 187 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 3: over the seat at both of them, just like real casual, 188 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 3: just like here's some popcorn, here's some more popcorn. And 189 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 3: she went and got the manager, and then the manager 190 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 3: came and asked me to leave, and I was like, 191 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 3: I'll leave, but it would be nice if you had 192 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 3: someone in this theater telling people to turn their cell 193 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 3: phones off. 194 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:59,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that is a more recent sort 195 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 1: of rule. I mean, I know places like La and 196 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: Austin have always been like super key up about that 197 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 1: kind of stuff, and it's really just sort of like okay, 198 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 1: if you the whole the whole purpose of it is 199 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 1: is to be like, oh, we respect film here, we 200 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: don't like talking and do all this stuff and like 201 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,200 Speaker 1: to varying degrees of severity, like the theater will tell 202 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: you straight up. Like in Austin at the Draft House, 203 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,719 Speaker 1: they make videos that will be that. Basically they get 204 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: celebrities to be like if you text in this movie, 205 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: we will kill you, like or whatever. Like they's super 206 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: hardcore about it. But I feel like, yeah, I think 207 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: that has become more of a thing now than it 208 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: was back then. People were just doing it like crazy. 209 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: I mean back obviously, like when cell phones first came out, 210 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,760 Speaker 1: it was like nobody fucking did anything. 211 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 2: There were no rules, so. 212 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: It's just sort of like, you know whatever, I'll just 213 00:10:54,640 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 1: you know, write my thesis in here while i'm but 214 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 1: I will say though, La is so hardcore about it, 215 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: like I Okay, I went to this movie my friend 216 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:14,480 Speaker 1: of mine, Phil, Phil Blankenship, who works at the New Beverly. 217 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 2: You know, he's kind of like the theater guy in LA. 218 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: He's super cool and funny and nice and has great taste, 219 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,560 Speaker 1: and you know, he kind of gets people together a 220 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: lot to go and see movies. 221 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 2: So he has this. 222 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,920 Speaker 1: Tradition where he goes to films in LA that have 223 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 1: rented out the movie theater for the Oscar thing. 224 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 2: I don't know if you know about this. I didn't 225 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 2: know about this until I moved to LA. 226 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 1: But basically, like any person who wants to be like 227 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 1: who wants to any person who's made a movie can 228 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 1: qualify to have their movie judged by the Oscar Committee 229 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,680 Speaker 1: if they rented out a theater and played it enough 230 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 1: times over the course of a specific amount of time. 231 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 2: I think it's called four walling. 232 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the actual term, but I 233 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 1: think that's what it's called. So Phil and his friends 234 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 1: have made a practice of. 235 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 2: Only going to these movies. So they only go to tim. 236 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: Movies that random people have made that have rented out 237 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 1: a movie theater because they think that their movie is. 238 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 2: Going to win an Oscar or some way good. 239 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 1: Right, So we went and saw this movie and it 240 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,559 Speaker 1: was literally like some random dude made a movie about 241 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: his son, and his son was a surfer, and it 242 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,920 Speaker 1: was very long, and it was, as you can imagine, 243 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: like a movie a guy made about his son. Okay, 244 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,199 Speaker 1: and this is a movie theater that was filled with 245 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: nobody but like idiots like me and my friends. Like 246 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 1: it was just a bunch of like fucking like rowdy 247 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 1: dumb film people. 248 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 2: And this person literally took. 249 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 1: Out their iPhone like two seconds and this fucking dude 250 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: was like, push your phote away, like we were watching 251 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 1: you know, some like serious art like were We literally 252 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 1: went to the movie theater to laugh at this like 253 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: weird movie and like and they were so quick to 254 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: like shut it down in this joke movie. 255 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, that's that's la for you. 256 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 2: I've never seen that in my life. Theater rules. Theater 257 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,320 Speaker 2: fucking rules. Wow. 258 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 3: No, we have a bunch of we got a bunch 259 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,560 Speaker 3: of emails because we asked for, you know, your wildest 260 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 3: or funniest movie experience. And let me just say, if 261 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 3: you let off with your email saying this is not 262 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 3: wild or funny we're probably not going to read it. 263 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: We did give specific instructions for a reason. Some confidence 264 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 1: don't come to it, saying it's not good right, like. 265 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,559 Speaker 2: Give us what we asked for. I want to read. 266 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 3: I want to read this first one from Casey, and 267 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 3: Casey says all which look I love just. 268 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: A direct, one word greeting already. I'm in dude, it's 269 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,160 Speaker 1: my boss writing in right now. 270 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 3: Jesus, Casey's just like all dig it greetings from Maine. 271 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 3: Giant crush on you all, especially on a lease. WHOA 272 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 3: love listening to you laugh and keep me company weekly 273 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 3: as I like Danielle live alone emphasis mind. 274 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,640 Speaker 2: So here's my theater story. 275 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 3: It's Valentine's Day twenty fifteen, and my best friend and 276 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 3: I trudged through the unforgiving winter to see a matinee 277 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 3: screening of Fifty Shades of Gray. We've never read the 278 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 3: books and fully expect the film to be terrible, but 279 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 3: thought it was the perfect Gallentines outing for two sex 280 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 3: positive women in their early twenties. We're running late and 281 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 3: the theater is packed. We remarkably find two aisle seats 282 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,960 Speaker 3: together and after a few minutes realize they reek of urine. 283 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 2: It's not great, but there is. 284 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 3: Nowhere else to sit together, and the trailers are starting, 285 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 3: so we pull up our shirts over our noses. If 286 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 3: you aren't familiar with the film, it's pretty slow and boring, 287 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 3: but there was a social media buzz around the titular 288 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 3: redroom scene at the time, so we skeptically waited for 289 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 3: things to get freaky. Things are getting steamy, and just 290 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 3: as the film gets to its sexual climax, I noticed 291 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,000 Speaker 3: the man in front of us, sitting alone in his 292 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 3: own aisle seat, the seat beside him vacant. He is 293 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 3: on the literal edge of his seat, eyes glued to 294 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 3: the screen, eating a mixed berry Chabani Greek yogurt. I 295 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 3: look around. Am I the only one seeing this? I 296 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,960 Speaker 3: have so many questions? How did he decide on that 297 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 3: movie snack? Did he bring the spoon from home? 298 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 1: Was the textual component in some way connected to the 299 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,480 Speaker 1: sexual acts on screen? The smell of the yogurt is 300 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 1: somehow overpowering the smell of the seats. 301 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 2: I nudge my friend and her eyes are wide. 302 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 3: We try to stifle our laughter in the silent theater, 303 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 3: our nose still covered by our T shirt to cover 304 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 3: the smells. I hope that man is still out there 305 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 3: eating yogurt while watching sexual thrillers. 306 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 2: No judgment, only questions. Love you all. 307 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 3: If there is ever a tour, please make a stop 308 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 3: in Portland, Maine. We are always left out and are 309 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 3: desperate for attention. 310 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: Casey, shit, I'll desperately give attention to Portland, Maine. 311 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 2: Oh, I'll go there anyway. 312 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 3: Portland. I love Portland Maine. It is the best place. 313 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 3: It's a secret, secret, little best place. But this is 314 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 3: this email just made me laugh so hard, just that 315 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 3: because we've all had that experience of sitting in a 316 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 3: theater and being like what are you doing? Like why 317 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 3: are you eating somemosis? Like you brought a full in 318 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 3: and curry to the movies? What are you doing? 319 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 1: Okay, So here's my hard line. Maybe maybe this is 320 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:14,439 Speaker 1: a hard line. Anything that involves dairy, like it's like 321 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 1: hardcore dairy. We're not talking about like nacho cheese, which 322 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: is not even dairy, it's its own food group. But 323 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: anything that involves hard core dairy that is cold, like 324 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:32,199 Speaker 1: ice cream, milk, yogurt, eggs, do not bring it to 325 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: the movie theater. 326 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 3: Thank you, Get out of here with your string cheese. 327 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it ain't safe no matter how long 328 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,400 Speaker 3: you have to live next door to a movie theater 329 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,480 Speaker 3: to make bringing yogurt to a movie theater. 330 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 2: Palatable for me. 331 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,119 Speaker 3: Otherwise it's been in a warm bag or worse, a 332 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 3: warm pocket, and that's just unacceptable. 333 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: I mean, unless you're bringing a fucking like little cooler 334 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,679 Speaker 1: in there, which why would you do that anyway, they 335 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 1: probably wouldn't even let you. God forbid it out right, 336 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: there's no there's no reason why. And honestly, if it's 337 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,400 Speaker 1: the sexual climax of any of the fifty Shades movies, 338 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: like a climax implies it's like the last thirty to 339 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,920 Speaker 1: forty five minutes before the movie ends, So that shit 340 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,399 Speaker 1: has been on your persons for at least an hour, 341 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,440 Speaker 1: an hour fifteen. 342 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 2: That's fucked, thank you. 343 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 3: The theater is that smelly, and you're fucking eating some 344 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 3: yogurt on top of that smell. 345 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 2: I have some question, so many. I'm like Casey, I 346 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 2: have so many questions. 347 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not opposed to people bringing snacks in 348 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 1: from home. I get it, Like if you want to 349 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: bring your own fucking trail mix or some crackers or 350 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,920 Speaker 1: some whatever the fuck. 351 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 2: You know what full last sandwich. 352 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: I don't care bring a fucking sandwich, but come on, yogurt, 353 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,440 Speaker 1: something that you have to keep cold, something that's just 354 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 1: creamy and disgusting, And yeah, I'm with you, Casey. I 355 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,720 Speaker 1: would have thought maybe there's some fucking fetish shit going 356 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,160 Speaker 1: on here with this yogurt, like who the fuck. 357 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,240 Speaker 2: Nose well, but I will say that. 358 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,959 Speaker 1: I will say there was this one time I had 359 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 1: this friend in Atlanta who we went to the movies 360 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 1: and we stopped at we were going to bring our 361 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,919 Speaker 1: own snacks, and we stopped at one of those like 362 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's kind of like a fancy, 363 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: like good grocery type place where it's. 364 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 2: Like, you know, like a high end. 365 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 1: Sort of small grocery store that serves like expensive wine 366 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: and cheese, kind of like an upscale Trader shows, but 367 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: like smaller, you know what I mean. And she brought 368 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 1: duck to the movie, like were they She went to 369 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 1: the deli counter where they were having those like pre 370 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 1: made meal type of scenarios, and she got them to 371 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: give her slices of duck in a little to go 372 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 1: container and she ate it during the movie and it 373 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: cost her like twenty seven dollars. 374 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,120 Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Okay? 375 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: What I was like, that is so weird and bougie 376 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 1: and like not appropriate for a movie theater. It was 377 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,359 Speaker 1: just sort of like, Oh, I'm gonna eat caviar in 378 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: this movie. That is unnecessary. I can't believe you still 379 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,479 Speaker 1: went to the movie with this person. 380 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 4: I know. 381 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: I still laugh about that shit to this day. All right, 382 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 1: let me read this next one. Oh my god, was 383 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:28,200 Speaker 1: this emoji in the original email. Yeah, this is a 384 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:34,720 Speaker 1: huge emoji. It's like a huge wave and a huge smile. Okay, 385 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,840 Speaker 1: this one is from Mildly Traumatized in the Suburbs. 386 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 2: That's the name. 387 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: High Ladies two Chinamujie's just saw you were looking for 388 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,840 Speaker 1: wildest slash funniest. 389 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 2: Movie theater experiences. 390 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,600 Speaker 1: This is definitely not filed under funny, but it was 391 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,240 Speaker 1: pretty wild. My friends and I were in high school, 392 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 1: and I believe we were going to see The Thomas 393 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 1: Crown Affair. 394 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 2: As you do in high school. 395 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 1: We found on our seats and one of my friends 396 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,600 Speaker 1: was working late and was coming to meet us in 397 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,280 Speaker 1: the theater, so her boyfriend was saving a seat for her. 398 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,959 Speaker 1: A couple, an adult man and woman, came over to 399 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: our section, and I am a little fuzzy on all 400 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: of the details, but there was some argument about seat saving. 401 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: The man was very aggravated by my friend's boyfriend, but 402 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: the couple found seats nearby and my friend showed up. 403 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 1: A few minutes later. Her boyfriend gets up to either 404 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 1: use the restroom or buy snacks and accidentally knocked into 405 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,879 Speaker 1: the woman's legs while walking past, and he turned to 406 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: apologize to her, when all of a sudden, the man 407 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 1: had his hand around my friend's boyfriend's throat and has 408 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 1: pulled him by his neck so that he is over 409 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,160 Speaker 1: the seat in front of him. The man did let 410 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,000 Speaker 1: go after a few minutes, and my friend's boyfriend got away. 411 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 2: One adult surrounding us. 412 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: Did say something to him along the lines of even 413 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 1: if he thought he did that on purpose, he is 414 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 1: still just a kid, but mostly just loudly whispered their disapproval. 415 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 2: We decided to just book it and get out of there. 416 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 1: I have still not seen the Thomas Crown affair, and 417 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 1: ever since then, I'm about a half hour early for 418 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,840 Speaker 1: a movie showing and have palpable anxiety when my friends 419 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 1: asked me to say their seats for them. Looking back 420 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,760 Speaker 1: on this as an adult, it's so crazy and I 421 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 1: kind of wish that we had kicked that dude out. 422 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: Can't wait for the next episode. Mildly traumatize in the suburbs. 423 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 2: That is wild for sure. 424 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,640 Speaker 1: Physical violence is never the answer, folks, we all know that. 425 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 3: This is also why I appreciate a theater that makes 426 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 3: you pick your seats ahead of time. Yes, pick your seats. 427 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 3: Remove the anxiety. Everyone knows where they're going to be. 428 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 3: You just pick your seats. 429 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,040 Speaker 1: Also, here's what I think about going to see shit 430 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,440 Speaker 1: like The Thomas Crown Affair. Invariably you're gonna see that 431 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: movie with a bunch of fucking straight couples, one of 432 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 1: whom is a fucking keyed up. 433 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 2: Agro straight guy who doesn't want to be there. 434 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, who either doesn't want to be there or wants 435 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,879 Speaker 1: to be there because he can't fucking wait to become 436 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: his own like badass spy slash action movie guy. And 437 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,400 Speaker 1: so I mean, as much as I wish this had 438 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,800 Speaker 1: never happened to you, I'm like it also sort of 439 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: tracks in the sense that there's gotta be one keyed 440 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,960 Speaker 1: up fucking agro straight guy in a. 441 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 2: Movie like The Thomas Crown Affair. 442 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,760 Speaker 1: But your friend's boyfriend just was there on the wrong day, 443 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,359 Speaker 1: basically picked that guy. 444 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 3: And I'm really disappointed in the people around them that 445 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,639 Speaker 3: only one person said, like, hey, that was just the 446 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,880 Speaker 3: kid and no one else did anything. That's that's messed up. 447 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, man, a lot of you will be surprised how 448 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,120 Speaker 1: much people do not want to get involved, Like they're 449 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,400 Speaker 1: just like, yo, I don't know about that shit. Maybe 450 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960 Speaker 1: they know each other, you know, maybe they were on 451 00:23:55,040 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 1: Love Island together. Who the fuck knows, But like, honestly, 452 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: that is terrifying. That was really scary. 453 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. 454 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would also be mildly traumatized in the suburb. 455 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:13,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I would just be traumatized. No, mildly necessary. None. Well, 456 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 2: that is definitely wild for sure. Well. 457 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 3: Our next email is from Laura and Ottawa, Ontario, and 458 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,960 Speaker 3: Laura said starts by saying, I have two stories. Well 459 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,680 Speaker 3: guess what, Laura, we're only reading one. Ah, I'll read 460 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,119 Speaker 3: Laura's first story. I was on a first date with 461 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 3: someone I met on Plenty of Fish or some kind 462 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,760 Speaker 3: of website like that. Before the days of tinder. I 463 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,200 Speaker 3: knew pretty much right away that I wasn't feeling it, 464 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,439 Speaker 3: but hey, I like to give people a solid chance. 465 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,399 Speaker 2: We went to the movies. He wanted to see Midnight 466 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,320 Speaker 2: in Paris, but. 467 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,600 Speaker 3: I was trying to keep it non romantic, so I 468 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 3: suggested bad teacher. I have since seen both films and 469 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 3: maintain I chose the right one. Anyway, during the movie, 470 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,160 Speaker 3: I can feel him trying to get my hand and 471 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 3: to hold it. 472 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,359 Speaker 2: I move my hand away. 473 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,959 Speaker 3: He reaches forward again, so I close both my hands 474 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 3: around each other. Then he starts trying to pry my 475 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 3: hands apart to. 476 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 2: Hold one of them. 477 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 3: I moved both hands away and quietly say stop Jesus. 478 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,760 Speaker 3: He was literally digging his fingers in between my palms 479 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 3: to try to shove his hand in there. On the 480 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,440 Speaker 3: way out of the theater after the movie, he also 481 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 3: tried to put his hand on the back of my neck, 482 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 3: to which I said, don't touch me. Needless to say, 483 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 3: I didn't see that guy again. I'm new to the 484 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,480 Speaker 3: pod but loving the energy and love listening and learning. 485 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 3: Can't wait to hear more about Chauncey. Laura from Ottawa, Ontario. 486 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,720 Speaker 1: Damn, just when I thought we had has seen the 487 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,000 Speaker 1: wildest worst, right, you should. 488 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 3: Be scanning the newspaper to see if this guy's been arrested. 489 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 3: Oh my god, because that is aggressive. 490 00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, I have, it's done very little 491 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,920 Speaker 1: internet dating. Okay, the little that I have has always 492 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,160 Speaker 1: been a total shit show at best. 493 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,440 Speaker 2: So I'm like that old lady that's like, you met 494 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,480 Speaker 2: somebody from the internet. Like, no, never meet in real life, 495 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,159 Speaker 2: especially in a dark But I think she did the 496 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 2: right thing. They met in a public place. It did. 497 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 1: It was in a movie, which, yeah, I don't know 498 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,440 Speaker 1: if I would have gone into the dark with him. 499 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 2: This is real. However, that shit is terrifying. Don't hold my. 500 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 1: Hand when I am clearly not interested in holding a hand, 501 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 1: do you know what I'm saying? 502 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 3: The thing like, I feel like a movie's pretty innocuous, 503 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 3: Like you get to see someone's sense of humor and 504 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 3: kind of what they like or what they are like 505 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,159 Speaker 3: in a movie, like if they're chomping ice, I'm not 506 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 3: going out with you again. But no one expects someone 507 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 3: to be like physically assaulting you in your seat. 508 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say I feel like movie theater experiences 509 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,719 Speaker 1: the more and more I hear about them, I'm like, 510 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,280 Speaker 1: I should only go by myself. 511 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,880 Speaker 2: I don't ever want to be in a situation like this. 512 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 1: I like, I don't want to be with people who 513 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,400 Speaker 1: show phones while the movie's going on. I definitely don't 514 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,439 Speaker 1: want to be in a movie theater where somebody wants 515 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 1: to strangle somebody I'm with. And I don't want to 516 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,000 Speaker 1: have the pressure of a date at a movie, right, 517 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like, I don't know, 518 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: I'm revising my thoughts on movies's dates. 519 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just go on our own. You can fall 520 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 3: asleep if you want to, you can do your thing. 521 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 2: I'm with you. 522 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,120 Speaker 1: I feel like, let's both go see Bad Teacher alone. 523 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:45,200 Speaker 1: I would say, look, you go and see Bad Teacher sometime. 524 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,200 Speaker 1: I go see Bad Teacher sometime, and then we meet 525 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 1: in a brightly lit diner in the middle of the 526 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,080 Speaker 1: day to discuss it. 527 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 2: I like it. I like that's the new movie date, 528 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 2: and I like it. Yeah, it's like, go and. 529 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 1: See the movie separately and then be in a very 530 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: bright public place in the daytime to discuss it as 531 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 1: the date. That way, you're not trying to grab my 532 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: fucking hand when I'm clearly like clenching my fingers together 533 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: so tight that i've weilts you know. 534 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,720 Speaker 3: No, And just to be clear, no judgment against Laura 535 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,199 Speaker 3: at all, Like you didn't know this man was going 536 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 3: to be so physically aggressive, So no judgment. And I 537 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,919 Speaker 3: think you did exactly the right thing by saying stop 538 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 3: and don't touch me. 539 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 2: Right. 540 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 3: I think we're just astonished by this man's audacity, the 541 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 3: sheer audacity, and that it does make me reconsider going 542 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,960 Speaker 3: on a first date at a movie. 543 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,480 Speaker 1: I think I've said all men are bastards. I think 544 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 1: that's what I've said, well while talking just now, oh, 545 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: which you know your mileage may vary, obviously, but this 546 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: sounds fucking nuts. And I wouldn't want to go out 547 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 1: with this guy or any guy if they were trying 548 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400 Speaker 1: to grab my hand like that. 549 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 2: Oh, I'd be arrested. I would. 550 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 3: It would be the first date, first arrest scenario. I 551 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 3: would have socked them right in his sucking face. 552 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,719 Speaker 2: All right, The mail bag train keeps rolling. 553 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,240 Speaker 1: I think we've got one more, two more, two more, 554 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:24,000 Speaker 1: two more, Ooh, here we go. Here's an email from Amanda, 555 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 1: Dear Milly and Danielle. First off, thank you both for 556 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,240 Speaker 1: your amazing podcast. You're truly one of my favorite podcasts, 557 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,120 Speaker 1: and I love listening to you while on my early 558 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 1: morning walks. Though my fellow early bird exercisers probably think 559 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 1: I'm slightly unhinged because whenever the two of you start laughing, 560 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 1: I can help but start snort laughing along. Very kind 561 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: of you. Your joy and love for what you do 562 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,480 Speaker 1: is absolutely infectious. Secondly, here's my favorite movie theater experience 563 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: to date. This one is most likely extremely tame to others, 564 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: but it made me laugh. I was in just showing 565 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: my second time for The Force Awakened. During the scene 566 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: where Kylo Wren is interrogating Ray and he takes off 567 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 1: his helmet, thus revealing his face for the first time, 568 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 1: the entire theater was dead quiet, not a single squawk 569 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,480 Speaker 1: from a toddler, even a crunch crunch of popcorn from 570 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 1: the guy next to me. Complete silence. Then, just as 571 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: Kylo is shaking his luscious locks yes I am an 572 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: Adam Driver's stan out of his eyes, I hear from 573 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 1: two ro's. 574 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 2: Back this woman whisper, oh shit. 575 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 1: All I could do is start giggling out loud and think, 576 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,240 Speaker 1: same girl, Same So there you go my favorite movie 577 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 1: theater experience. 578 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 2: Thank you again for all you two do, Amanda. That's 579 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 2: so funny than you, Amanda. 580 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,400 Speaker 1: I I've never okay, should I even go down this road. 581 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: I've never seen Star Wars the franchise. I've seen the 582 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: first Star Wars, but I don't I haven't seen any 583 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,560 Speaker 1: of the rest of them. So I've definitely not seen 584 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,200 Speaker 1: The Force Awakens. Did that come out recently? 585 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,880 Speaker 2: It came out in the last few years, the last 586 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,360 Speaker 2: few years. 587 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,840 Speaker 1: Okay, So Adam Driver, do you have thoughts on Adam Driver. 588 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 3: I did not like him and girls at all. Didn't 589 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,240 Speaker 3: like that character. I watched a video where he talks 590 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 3: about dooming theater for vets, for military vets, and just 591 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 3: completely fell in love with his spirit. And I think 592 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,280 Speaker 3: he's a really nice man who is an incredibly intense 593 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,320 Speaker 3: actor and maybe doesn't always fit in every movie he's in, 594 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 3: but I like him as a person. 595 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:43,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 596 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: Love a big fucking giant, as you know. I love 597 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 1: a laconic oa. 598 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 2: Big old dork, big old laconic oath, a big old 599 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,240 Speaker 2: laconic oath. 600 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,959 Speaker 1: But it is to me, I think maybe it is 601 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,680 Speaker 1: delightfully surprising that he is as famous as he is, Like, 602 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: I just would have never thought I kind of I 603 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: kind of expected him to be a character actor. 604 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 2: I mean, he just kind of has all the makings 605 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 2: of a. 606 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 1: Character actor, right, or that he would be like an 607 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,560 Speaker 1: action movie guy or something like. He kind of reminds 608 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,200 Speaker 1: me of a like a Lee Marvin type, just like 609 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 1: a big guy with a big mouth and kind of like, 610 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: you know, a deep voice and that kind of thing. 611 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,280 Speaker 1: But you know, he's in the fucking Star Wars franchise, 612 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:35,640 Speaker 1: which means he's got chaps and women are going, oh shit. 613 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,880 Speaker 3: I like to think that the oh shit is because 614 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,400 Speaker 3: he's he takes people by surprise. I think they don't 615 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,920 Speaker 3: expect to find him attractive and then they're like, oh wait, 616 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 3: he's kind of cute. 617 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:47,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. 618 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,040 Speaker 1: I thought he was in Girls he was traumatizing. I 619 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 1: just thought, Wow, that's horf. The entire story arc was, 620 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 1: I mean, have that be our introduction to him is crazy. 621 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 1: If you look back on it, you're like, wow, that 622 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:11,400 Speaker 1: was in He could have gone so poorly for him, completely, you. 623 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 2: Know what I mean. 624 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,400 Speaker 1: But then like, yeah, now he's in these these Star 625 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,160 Speaker 1: Wars movies. 626 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 2: Who is Kylo Wren? Do you know, is he like girl. 627 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,040 Speaker 2: We're not. 628 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,560 Speaker 3: We're not getting into that. We're not getting into the 629 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 3: Star Wars. You haven't even seen Star Wars. We are 630 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 3: not getting into it. But I will say that he 631 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 3: is Han Solo and Princess Leah's son. 632 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,640 Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's not that bad. It's not like the 633 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 2: whole ass story to go with it. But that that 634 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,840 Speaker 2: much you should know. 635 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: I've seen the first Star Wars, so I'm not completely stupid, 636 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 1: but I mean, honestly, now, I don't even know Ray. 637 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: I don't know any of that stuff, but I'm just 638 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 1: I just wanted to know who he was in the 639 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 1: mythology or whatever. Just as a side note, I have 640 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 1: to say I recently saw a movie where I found 641 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,799 Speaker 1: Mark Hamill hot for the very first time, and it 642 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,120 Speaker 1: freaked me the fuck out. 643 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,680 Speaker 2: Was it The Kings PERV? 644 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,360 Speaker 3: No? 645 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,080 Speaker 1: I would Hey, I hate to even suggest it because 646 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,880 Speaker 1: it's going to be impossible for people to see, but 647 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: I was watching this movie for work. It's called The 648 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,560 Speaker 1: Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia, which is a 649 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,280 Speaker 1: movie from the early eighties that was obviously named after 650 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 1: the song, and it stars young Dennis Quaid and Christy 651 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:45,239 Speaker 1: McNichol and Mark hambll and it's about country music and 652 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,760 Speaker 1: Mark Hambill. 653 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 2: I mean, this is the other surprising thing. 654 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: Mark Hamill plays a cop in it, which already I 655 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,959 Speaker 1: was like, what am I doing here? 656 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,680 Speaker 2: He was so cute in that movie. 657 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,279 Speaker 1: And I mean, again, I guess I didn't grow up 658 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,360 Speaker 1: with Star Wars and so I don't really have I 659 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: guess the reverence for him that a lot of people have, 660 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,280 Speaker 1: But I was like, he is damn cute in this movie. 661 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 2: Well, you got to play it on TCM so we 662 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:10,839 Speaker 2: can see it. 663 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 1: Well that's the other part is that I was watching 664 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,360 Speaker 1: it to possibly play on TCM. But the master was 665 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,200 Speaker 1: so terrible that it would have been like a total 666 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,920 Speaker 1: Like it was like watching a TV movie from the 667 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: early eighties in four x three, Like it was awful. 668 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,720 Speaker 2: It was basically standard deaf. 669 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 1: It was not up to the quality you would expect 670 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,840 Speaker 1: from TCM. 671 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,360 Speaker 2: It was, but it was It was a cute little 672 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,480 Speaker 2: movie and. 673 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 1: He was so cute at it, and he had a 674 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: really convincing Southern accent, which I was so happy about 675 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,239 Speaker 1: because I was like, most of the time when you 676 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,680 Speaker 1: hear Southern accents, it's bad, Like most people are not 677 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 1: Southern and they do these like really stupid like Scarlett 678 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,720 Speaker 1: O'Hara from Fucking Gone with the Wind accents by. 679 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,960 Speaker 2: Like over the top. His was great and I was like, 680 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 2: good for him, that's dope. Well, thanks for teasing us 681 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 2: now that we can't ever see it, but I'm glad 682 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,239 Speaker 2: you liked it. 683 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,359 Speaker 1: That was so don related to Manda's experience, but I 684 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,160 Speaker 1: just had to say it. 685 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,319 Speaker 2: We have one more m cronch cronch and this one. 686 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,640 Speaker 3: I think that's what I think is worth reading because 687 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,560 Speaker 3: I feel like we have all either been these people 688 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,120 Speaker 3: or gone to a movie and these people show up. 689 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,719 Speaker 2: Oh I love this one. This was a good day. 690 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,240 Speaker 3: So this is an email from Andy, and Andy says, 691 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 3: hello there. My wildest movie theater experience was the summer 692 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,319 Speaker 3: before my senior year of college. I was interning at 693 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,480 Speaker 3: a large airplane manufacturing company and the company would regularly 694 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,000 Speaker 3: have activities for all of us. There were about one 695 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,719 Speaker 3: hundred and fifty interns that summer. One night they did 696 00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,319 Speaker 3: a movie night for us at a local theater that 697 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,640 Speaker 3: was in walking distance to the apartment complex they housed 698 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 3: us in. Basically, we were told to show up at 699 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,720 Speaker 3: six point thirty and they would give us a ticket 700 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,280 Speaker 3: to whatever movie we wanted to see. For some reason, 701 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,439 Speaker 3: my intern friend group decided it would be a good 702 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,920 Speaker 3: idea to pregame the movie night. We made what we 703 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,120 Speaker 3: dubbed Rager bombs, which consists of a full four logo, 704 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,800 Speaker 3: Remember those red bull and a shot of Jaeger. 705 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,840 Speaker 2: I can't believe no one went to the hospital. 706 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,719 Speaker 1: We all chugged two of those, stumbled over to the 707 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 1: movie theater, got our tickets and large coke ices that 708 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,680 Speaker 1: we promptly added some Jack Daniels that my friend had 709 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:45,880 Speaker 1: snuck in her purse. I don't remember a single minute 710 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 1: of the Hangover two, but I do remember thinking I 711 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,120 Speaker 1: was whispering to my friends several times, and came to 712 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,320 Speaker 1: find out later that I was not, in fact whispering drunk. 713 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,480 Speaker 2: College kids are obnoxious. 714 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,920 Speaker 3: It's not a sponge to throw it at the screen 715 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 3: during Magic mic XXL. 716 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:08,400 Speaker 1: But there it is Andy Oh Boy, the old classic. 717 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 1: I think I'm whispering. 718 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,920 Speaker 2: But I'm drunk, and I actually am not whispering. 719 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,640 Speaker 3: Move two four locos each and then pouring Jack Daniels 720 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,480 Speaker 3: on top of that. 721 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,799 Speaker 1: I'm a little unclear with what a four Loco is 722 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,720 Speaker 1: because I feel like that came out right after my time, 723 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,880 Speaker 1: like my big drunk time. I just assumed it was 724 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:37,200 Speaker 1: like cocaine and like mountain dew in a can and 725 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,040 Speaker 1: it would give me an instant heart attack, so I 726 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,759 Speaker 1: never even tried it. 727 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,080 Speaker 3: I took a sip of one once and was like, 728 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,000 Speaker 3: absolutely not. 729 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,279 Speaker 2: It's basically like a It's like one of. 730 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 3: Those Arizona iced tea size cans, but it has like 731 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,600 Speaker 3: ten times the alcohol. 732 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,160 Speaker 1: How so, and they're like illgal because of that, right, 733 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,280 Speaker 1: because it was too much alcohol? 734 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,920 Speaker 3: Yes, because everyone was. It was like people were on 735 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,680 Speaker 3: bath salts when they would drink one. 736 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of what I gathered. I thought it 737 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,400 Speaker 1: was like, okay, let me read this again. Four Loco 738 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,760 Speaker 1: and red Bull and a shot of Jagger. 739 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:22,880 Speaker 2: Okay, that just made my stomach turn. And then it 740 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,280 Speaker 2: coke icy with Jack Daniels. 741 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:25,919 Speaker 4: Yo. 742 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,640 Speaker 1: Not even in my wildest days could I do a 743 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,760 Speaker 1: four Loco and a Red Bull and a Jagger shot 744 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,520 Speaker 1: and some fucking Jack. 745 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,040 Speaker 2: That's crazy. 746 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:41,439 Speaker 3: I want to know what airplane manufacturing company. This is 747 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,759 Speaker 3: not because it's their fault, but because I just love 748 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,960 Speaker 3: the idea of them housing one hundred and fifty interns, 749 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 3: half of which are probably going this crazy on any 750 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:51,879 Speaker 3: given night. 751 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,200 Speaker 2: I love this. 752 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,880 Speaker 1: I can just imagine these like fucking Lockheed Martin interns 753 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,680 Speaker 1: just like fucking doing and like four loco fucking Jaeger 754 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:09,759 Speaker 1: shots and meth and LSC and the company is like, sure, 755 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,640 Speaker 1: this is how we treat our employees. 756 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,759 Speaker 3: But I don't think the company approved of this. I 757 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,280 Speaker 3: think they just thought we're sending some kids to the movies. 758 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:24,520 Speaker 3: This is fully Andy and her friend their friends saying this. 759 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,080 Speaker 2: Is what we're doing to go to this movie. 760 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,399 Speaker 1: Listen, y'all should know better than to let college age 761 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,839 Speaker 1: kids congregate on your dime. That's where you fucked up 762 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,880 Speaker 1: airplane people. 763 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 2: I just love this so fucking much. 764 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,279 Speaker 3: I've never been the kind of person like I don't 765 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,759 Speaker 3: want to be drunk or high in public ever, like 766 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,680 Speaker 3: at a house party or at a friend's house or 767 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:55,400 Speaker 3: something is great. I cannot stand being drunk in public anymore. Yeah, 768 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,960 Speaker 3: because I had some wild times in Alaska where I 769 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,560 Speaker 3: would be like stumbling out of Darwin's theory with like 770 00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 3: no jacket in the middle of fucking winter and just 771 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 3: being like, oh, who's gonna. 772 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,080 Speaker 2: Open so we can keep drinking. 773 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,080 Speaker 1: Like I am a very gregarious drunk person, I have 774 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,480 Speaker 1: no business being in public and I know that, so 775 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 1: I don't put myself in public anymore. Yeah, we've heard 776 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,080 Speaker 1: your story on the Bananas podcast about Max Fish. 777 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,080 Speaker 2: Give me a fucking break. 778 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,320 Speaker 3: I know I cannot be in public if I'm drinking 779 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,920 Speaker 3: to the point of intoxication. 780 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,200 Speaker 2: Can't happen. 781 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:32,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, honestly, now, it's my most horrible fear because. 782 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,320 Speaker 2: Alcohol and alcohol. I will just say alcohol. 783 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:44,080 Speaker 1: With marijuana, I know what to expect, accept edibles, that's a. 784 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,440 Speaker 2: Whole other podcast. We won't even talk about that. 785 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:52,840 Speaker 1: But with alcohol, it's such a fucking like wild card 786 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,800 Speaker 1: scenario for me now because I'm older and has everything 787 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,880 Speaker 1: to do with you know what you eat and what 788 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,759 Speaker 1: time it is and while you're drinking. Honestly, I've never 789 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,720 Speaker 1: had a red Bull in my entire life. I simply 790 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: thought a red Bull would give me a heart attack 791 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:05,919 Speaker 1: as well. 792 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,480 Speaker 3: I'm just like, I've had red Bull and Jaeger and 793 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,359 Speaker 3: it is so tasty. It's so dangerous for that reason, 794 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,000 Speaker 3: because it does when you put them. When you add 795 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,200 Speaker 3: the red Bull to a Jaeger shot, it ceases tasting 796 00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:17,880 Speaker 3: like alcohol. 797 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,840 Speaker 2: No way, I could not. 798 00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,520 Speaker 1: I mean I had friends who would drink Red Bull 799 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,640 Speaker 1: and vodka and would literally like take their clothes off 800 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,319 Speaker 1: and you know, and just do the wildest stuff. And 801 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,520 Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't do that because I 802 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,920 Speaker 1: just felt like it was just too much stimulation, you know, 803 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,520 Speaker 1: which is why I think ultimately I'm a weed person 804 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,319 Speaker 1: because I just am like, I can't be that keen 805 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,799 Speaker 1: up in public. Especially now. It's like my body will 806 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,200 Speaker 1: reject pretty much everything. 807 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,879 Speaker 3: So and I think that's why I'm a nothing person now, 808 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,200 Speaker 3: because I am also the person I feel. And not 809 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,680 Speaker 3: to say that I won't ever drink again, but I'm 810 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,640 Speaker 3: a very social drinker and I am also the person 811 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,200 Speaker 3: and I know this about myself, which is why don't 812 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,680 Speaker 3: really do it anymore. I am definitely the let's have 813 00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,320 Speaker 3: one more shot person, that's two shots. I have gotten 814 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,799 Speaker 3: so many people drunk to a dangerous degree because I'm 815 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,239 Speaker 3: always like, let's just keep the party going. I have 816 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,440 Speaker 3: no business keeping the party going. I'm not the person 817 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,320 Speaker 3: to make that decision. 818 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,480 Speaker 1: You're a You're the person that is basically like encouraging 819 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,719 Speaker 1: people to like It's like when you go shopping with 820 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,400 Speaker 1: somebody and you put on a fucking fucked up outfit. 821 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,839 Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, by and it's great, Yeah, you look it. 822 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,520 Speaker 2: You can wear it to work? Why not freak people out? 823 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,239 Speaker 1: This is a fucking tube top and booty shorts. You're like, 824 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:46,279 Speaker 1: fuck it Workaraki. 825 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,160 Speaker 2: Where it's a lucky for Oh good? 826 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:53,080 Speaker 3: I know I am. I am an instigator. I'm an instigator. 827 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,440 Speaker 3: I want to keep the party going. In for a penny, 828 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,480 Speaker 3: In for a pound is a horrible way to live 829 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,719 Speaker 3: your life, and that is how I spent most of 830 00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,560 Speaker 3: my ties, Like, well, we're already drinking, why not get 831 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,880 Speaker 3: incredibly fucking drunk? 832 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,840 Speaker 2: Why not just go to the hospital. 833 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,759 Speaker 1: You know, nowhere in this email doesn't say that. It 834 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,200 Speaker 1: doesn't say what movie they were at, Hangover To, Oh, 835 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:19,719 Speaker 1: Hangover two? Okay, well then there you go. Listen, all 836 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,160 Speaker 1: bets are fucked off with Hangover two. That's the one 837 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,600 Speaker 1: where they go to Thailand or some shit. But Hangover 838 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,160 Speaker 1: To suffers the inevitable sequel, which is that they end 839 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,799 Speaker 1: up in a foreign country. And I'm sure I didn't 840 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,960 Speaker 1: even finish it, but I'm sure there were tons of 841 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,200 Speaker 1: bad fucking Thailand jokes in there. 842 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,080 Speaker 2: I've never seen it. 843 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,799 Speaker 1: So if these kids wanted to do four Loco and 844 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,040 Speaker 1: Red Bull and Jaeger and Hangover to, God bless them, 845 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:47,960 Speaker 1: I think that. 846 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,520 Speaker 3: Was a we know this is going to be bad, 847 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,000 Speaker 3: let's make it fun movies potentially, which is also never 848 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,239 Speaker 3: a good situation to be in if you know a 849 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,759 Speaker 3: movie's going to be bad and you're like, let's get 850 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 3: super high or super drunk, so we just don't go 851 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,920 Speaker 3: to that movie. 852 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,600 Speaker 1: Well, listen, Like, if they were to come in like 853 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,000 Speaker 1: this to see add Asher or some shit, I'd have 854 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:10,760 Speaker 1: been all right, come on, kids, your shit together. However, 855 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,200 Speaker 1: hang over to I'm gonna try to blind eye to that. 856 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,720 Speaker 2: I will try to blinde. 857 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,520 Speaker 3: That that's exactly where that behavior belongs. 858 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:23,000 Speaker 2: Exactly exactly. Honestly, that sounds like a hell of a night. 859 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:27,800 Speaker 3: Dude, Well, this was so fun. I loved hearing from y'all. 860 00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,600 Speaker 3: We want to hear from you more. Keep sending us 861 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,840 Speaker 3: your wild and funny stories anytime. We will always read 862 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:40,560 Speaker 3: the wild and funny ones on air, and yeah, and 863 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,239 Speaker 3: send us. You know, if you have any kind of 864 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:47,799 Speaker 3: weird food movie theater experience where somebody busted out like 865 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,239 Speaker 3: a duck, next to you or something, or like a 866 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,920 Speaker 3: four course meal. Just any kind of movie theater experience 867 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,840 Speaker 3: that you think would make for a good story. 868 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,800 Speaker 2: Anything spooky. 869 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, did you sit next to you your mom or 870 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,560 Speaker 1: dad when you were watching like Last Tango in Paris 871 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,360 Speaker 1: or something. I'm like curious about like bad awkward movie 872 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,120 Speaker 1: experiences with parents. 873 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,400 Speaker 3: Considering how many movies you watched with your mom for 874 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,960 Speaker 3: this podcast last year, I definitely want to hear about 875 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,440 Speaker 3: awkward parent movie experiences. 876 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,759 Speaker 2: Yeah. I just need to, you know, clear the palette. 877 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,400 Speaker 1: Clear the old palette by hearing about somebody else's bad time. 878 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,400 Speaker 1: Because after seeing Kay wins Let get fucked on a 879 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,480 Speaker 1: washing machine in. 880 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,320 Speaker 2: Front of my mom, I can't. I can't do it again. 881 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:48,239 Speaker 3: Did you watch Hereditary with your mom and dad? Oh? 882 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,920 Speaker 1: My god, our email addresses? I saw what you did. 883 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,799 Speaker 1: Pot it gmail dot com. Just be sure that you're 884 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,040 Speaker 1: double checking yourself when you're writing that out, because I 885 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,640 Speaker 1: have noticed so many people who have bungled the email address. 886 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,760 Speaker 1: I guess because they're writing really fast and then they. 887 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:12,319 Speaker 2: Have to like forward it to us, which cracks me up. 888 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,960 Speaker 2: It's like they get they. 889 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,400 Speaker 1: Right to the wrong email address because they fucked up 890 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,160 Speaker 1: the email address and then they realized it, and then 891 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 1: they forward it to the right one, and then we 892 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:28,120 Speaker 1: get to see what misspelling they had, and it always 893 00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:28,879 Speaker 1: makes me laugh. 894 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,920 Speaker 3: It cracks me up. Well, keep cracking mill up. If 895 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,200 Speaker 3: you use the wrong email address, that's fine. But our 896 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 3: email address is I saw what you did pod at 897 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,719 Speaker 3: gmail dot com. 898 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,239 Speaker 2: That's right. 899 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,960 Speaker 1: Well as always, Danielle, it was a pleasure. Thank you 900 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,960 Speaker 1: everybody for your support of the show and for subscribing 901 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,680 Speaker 1: to our sits your premium. 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